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Embarrassing moments

Written by GML from the blog Bedroom sillyness. on 12 Nov 2008
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Well, some of you will think this blog is boring or will not find it entertaining. but here it goes. I  hope it's not too long

Do you ever stop to think about the stupid things that go on in the bedroom? I do and yes, i get embarrassed. things such as talking during a love making session or role playing. Especially if it's things you've done with and ex.

Well, i have done a few things in my life and i sometimes wonder if my exes ever share some of those things with people. I dont let that bother me though.

Your first time with him/her
most embarrassing thing ever. You are worried if he really likes you and whether your under is nice or not. Yes, ladies we all think it at some point. I remember being so nervous my man took my hand and put it on his penis. I had no idea what he wanted me to do . I ended up rubbing and holding.... How embarrassing. He stopped and asked me "What are you doing?" Share your stories ladies.

Not in the mood, he is
What do you do when your partner is in the mood and you're not. Ever think about the lame excuses you give to your partner? I have a headache or just a plain I'm not in the mood. I would normally start talking about something serious like money or work or the wedding (engaged). I would ask him how we are going to afford to pay for varsity next year and still have money for the wedding. He will take out his laptop and start calculating some stuff. This technique works ladies but only for a short while. He will, however, wake me up in the middle of the night with a hard on. I cannot talk money half asleep so I give in. Yes, I do.

Love Making
I call it lovemaking because when you're engaged I think you are past just having sex you make love (just my opinion though). But a quickie is sex straight up.

He talks during sex? It's a difficult one especially for those who are easily distracted ( not mentioning any names Cody: lol). My man does not say things like
hai babe omasepa neh, omonate jong!! moerskond baby!!! voetsek! hai suka maan (yesterday's blog). He would rather ask me questions like how does that feel or he would tease me and then ask how badly I want him. I think men wanna hear that they are wanted and they will shag you good. I hated it at first but one day I decided to entertain him but responding. I said Ooh baby that feels sooo good and I really want you baby, give it to me. Such commitment from him, but the lovemaking was wonderful. I've been saying things that will stimulate him even more. Yes, I have started talking and it does work, ladies you should try it. Try Take it baby it's all yours!.

Moaning and Groaning
We all do this. Yes we do, If we dont our partners would normally think we're not enjoying it. So we have to say those silly mmmmmm's or oooooooh's. I do it. Sometimes a bit too much. My man would say "Tjo baby! Warasa ka ngaka namhlanje yini?".  EMBARRASSING I tell you. Over dramatization. But it's embarrassing when I hear my man go aah and ooh i'm coming! Haai I just wanna laugh at him. 

Climaxing or Coming
I know ukhuthi I vibrate when this happens. In the beginning my man thought I was Epileptic and was dying because my eyes would roll. Yes, I look like i'm dying. What do you do? It was so embarrassing when he stopped to ask " Baby o right?" Can you imagine???? Share your stories ladies. Please

Role Playing
I once wore torn up stockings and a new pair of underwear my man had bought for me with a matching bra. he was seated on the sofa and I went up to  him and asked him if he likes what he sees. He said yes and i asked how much money he has on him. He said R200, why? I told him it would be enough for a Blow J. I unzipped his pants and did it. He later said to me "One o kenwi ke eng?" Yes Ladies I was pretending to be a prostitute that day. I took the money and went to steers with him after that. He loves all this but he thinks that it's out of character for me at times. I'm too conservative at times.

this is just plain silly
I took a video of us making love with his phone and forgot to delete it. We went home that weekend, seated in the lounge his brother had his phone. He saw the video and he looked at us and said "Tjo you guys kinky ne? You even make videos. Aah le masepa maan"

That's me and my silly things. Now lets talk ladies, what do you do? Men too Please share your stories.



476 Comments

GML
12 Nov 2008 13:06

okay lets hear it.

tracy
12 Nov 2008 13:11

ha ha ha this is really fun I will be back

TerryN
12 Nov 2008 13:14

Climaxing or Coming
I know ukhuthi I vibrate when this happens. In the beginning my man thought I was Epileptic and was dying because my eyes would roll. Yes, I look like i'm dying. What do you do? It was so embarrassing when he stopped to ask " Baby o right?" Can you imagine????

OMG I cant stop laghing....LOL

Centrepiece
12 Nov 2008 13:15

The moment we've been waiting for........................... *Lemme read*

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 13:15

Don't get me started on the videos and photos-I took a photo of my ex's manhood..visited my uncle for a weekend, his wife was looking at the piccies-I just saw her put the phone down...I was so embarrassed...

I'll come back to share.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 13:17

Just had to laf LOL LOL LOL,,will b bek with my experiencess,,LOL

GML
12 Nov 2008 13:19

OMG. Your uncles wife. that's hectic man. do come back to share.

carino
12 Nov 2008 13:19

I ended up rubbing and holding.... How embarrassing. He stopped and asked me "What are you doing?" 

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa ....

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 13:20

<<<I took a video of us making love with his phone and forgot to delete it. We went home that weekend, seated in the lounge his brother had his phone. He saw the video and he looked at us and said "Tjo you guys kinky ne? You even make videos. Aah le masepa maan" >>> 

kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

myname
12 Nov 2008 13:20

LOL hahahaha GML

GoldenSta
12 Nov 2008 13:21

Nice one GML but nna I am shy even cyber shy so I'll just read and laugh.

GML
12 Nov 2008 13:23

Come on Golden Sta. Just share and lets have fun. You dont have to give us details

Fefee
12 Nov 2008 13:24

ja neh.

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 13:26

Me and my man were just lazying around endlini..naked...so we ended up in his bedroom on the bed cuddling and chatting amd mina I was h*rny and didn't want to ask. Our thingies were touching and he looked down and he just exclaimed "umfazi wami yisilima mara yazi-u wet njalo baby?" I was embarrassed-but ke he decided he cannot just let me down.

One timemy leg got caught on a chair-we had to stop and get it out...hahahaha

Cody
12 Nov 2008 13:26

Hi Fefee!!! i've been looking for you my friend!!!!! i will drop you a PM now now!! Dont go neh?

andi01
12 Nov 2008 13:27

I took a video of us making love with his phone and forgot to delete it. We went home that weekend, seated in the lounge his brother had his phone. He saw the video and he looked at us and said "Tjo you guys kinky ne? You even make videos. Aah le masepa maan- ROTFLMAOL

hai babe omasepa neh, omonate jong!! moerskond baby!!! voetsek! hai suka maan -
whatup Khodeyi- my Tswana ex would,during lerete hum sungthing like " ke a barata basetsane, basetsana bali colourfully maan, I swear u guys, i dont understand tswana, but i heard that. And i kicked his black arse back to Botswana

Beyonce Knowles Bee
12 Nov 2008 13:30

Wow Gml wena yena!!!! girl my frend used to tell me that one must be a slut in the Bedroom and be a lady on the outside.

GML
12 Nov 2008 13:33

@ Beyonce: That I am. That's why my man got surprised when I did such things. Phela people know me as uptight and boring, but they dont know what happens behind closed doors. May be that's y my man proposed because i behave in public and go wild in the bedroom

pinkdollar
12 Nov 2008 13:36

ke a barata basetsane, basetsana bali colourfully maan

hahaha hayi uyaxoka andi - that was a song back in the 90's. interesting stuff - gooi some more ladies

GML
12 Nov 2008 13:37

@andi: Orata basetsana while with you? Damn right you kicked his a$$. What? Was he thinking about other women while with you? Sies the nerve!!!

Centrepiece
12 Nov 2008 13:43

My first time doing Doggy Style (didn't know the pro & cons).......................... The way I was embarrassed, I cried the whole night through. thinkng I was bewitched. Till today I hate that style. 

tizoz
12 Nov 2008 13:46

Ladies stay away from kinky photos and videos that stuff is dangerous..... the web I tell u it's powerful.

Why do u want to see ureself doing the nasty is beyond me.... you get to see all the flaws on ure body.... nah that stuff if for porn starts with great bodies not just anyone.

But I like the Prossie act it's daring, I am sure your man is waiting for another surprise......lol

 

LM
12 Nov 2008 13:46

Take it baby it's all yours: mncc, you just reminded me of my ex. I used to say to him: idle (eat it) baby, eyakho, ethathe yonke....and he will screw the light out of me...LOL...sex is great!

Cody
12 Nov 2008 13:50

" ke a barata basetsane, basetsana bali colourfully maan, Triple lol!!!!!! kwa kwa kwa!! hayi andi01 it means your boyfriend was thinking about this white kwaito star called lekgowa!!! ha ha ha!! dont you know that song?

Joe
12 Nov 2008 13:51

GML : He stopped and asked me "What are you doing?" LOL! Shame, you must have been embarrassed, how embarrassed were you after making the sheets dirty?

PY
12 Nov 2008 13:51

Yhu...wena GML u're just like me....LOL
In the public i behave.....but behind close doors....i become wild (only if i'm not lazy coz most of the time i am)....in the morning my boyfriend would tease me...about my Moaning and Groaning.....But it's embarrassing when I hear my man go aah and ooh i'm coming! Haai I just wanna laugh at him.....in the mornings i usually tease him 'bout this

GML
12 Nov 2008 13:53

@tizoz: learn to appreciate your body and you'll find that your man will also start appreciating you as a whole. He will want to see in sexy under, not becoz he wants to rip it off bu because he wants to admire you.

@LM: Again I say men want to know that you want them, that you need them. If they feel that they will make you feel good too. You know what i'm talking about gal. great sex will follow after you say that

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 13:56

yoooooooooo, you guys make me want it now!!! Can't wait for my boo to be home.hahaha!!!!

Mnelyza
12 Nov 2008 14:01

iyo guys niyangichaza man..............I cant wait for my husband this evening ngizombonisa

PY
12 Nov 2008 14:01

Yesterday..........during my breakfast & my lunch i ate bread with boiled eggs (with mayonaise)...my manager gave me salted nuts, mhm...they tasted nice....i drank full glass of hot milk....my boyfriend called me & asked me to come over his home after work....damn i was so horny...i was in the mood...its nice to have a quicky during daylight....after that he asked how was ur day @ work...i told him about what i had eaten....and he said....that is why u were like that babes....Ohh i was kinda embarrased...coz i was just eating unaware that i will get a quicky after work...triple LOL

felfel
12 Nov 2008 14:07

hehehehe...... i love talking dirty but kinda get put off by somethings a man can say, this one dude once said to me...."Yha yilento obuyifuna neh, ndikunika lento oyifunayo" he said this with such authority while huffing and puffing in and out, i couldn't believe it and he's sooooooooooo cute yho......
  

pameng2003
12 Nov 2008 14:09

Shaking like an epileptic...ya i know that feeling girlfrend luckily for me my man doesnt have problems ngayo......
As for talking i dont think i cud be able to do that..its too destructive...but not as destructive as my BF's nephew knocking on the door just when we were bout to come....yerrr that was one spoiled round.......

Strolicious
12 Nov 2008 14:10

what wld u do if a guys goes MUDIMO U TENG ,while on top of you,,,,xcuse my sotho /tswana....

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 14:11

My friends and I had a braai-I then invited my ex, we decided to take a little walk near the ocean, and then we entertained ourselves eskhotheni lapho) we came back sekugcwele abantu and worse I had grass ekhanda-I looked like iferanji nje (but ke we spent like 5 minutes looking for my panties-Inwasn't leaving till we found them)...never have I been so embarrassed. Istill get traumatised just thinking about it.

In the morning people were asking us if we were not afraid of hippos.

Lenyora
12 Nov 2008 14:14

I cried the whole night through. thinkng I was bewitched. Till today I hate that style. - You wanna keep ur guy happy? its simple...suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwhich and dont talk too much.

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 14:14

Some dude when he's about to come he'd be like "bamba izindlebe zam engath'ugibele isidududu" (hold my ears like you are riding a bike)

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 14:15

Lenyora we are talking about embarrassing moments...care to share?

felfel
12 Nov 2008 14:21

When i'm not in the mood, i just say not now, in the morning, and i know ukuthi kuzonyiwa in the morning. 
Otherwise, i just let him kiss me, and i force maself to think about nasty stuff then i'm good to go............

andi01
12 Nov 2008 14:22

andi01 it means your boyfriend was thinking about this white kwaito star called lekgowa!!! ha ha ha!! dont you know that song- @ cody, i know the song baby thats why i was mad at him, cant he come up with something originally. like "ikuku yakho baby yhooo iyandihlanyisa"

WhiteSockGirl
12 Nov 2008 14:22

@GML:  LMAO,...   I read your article on my phone during lunch time,....  and I read it to my colleague,...  we could not stop laughing.
Embarressing moments?  Can't think of any right now.  My colleague asked me the same question after we read your article,... and the only embarressing thing I can recall is an incident I had with an ex in a foreign country.  All I can say, is thank goodness, I was a tourist and I will never ever go back there.

LM
12 Nov 2008 14:23

LOLOLOLOLO!!! TheLady....oangfetsa!

dali
12 Nov 2008 14:23

GML u remind of that song ya slikour eight. jo all u bloggers are kinky ill just read through this nope im not commenting any further

GML
12 Nov 2008 14:25

Oh guys, I'm loving this.

@PY:Certain foods do increase your desire, but I didnt know eggs do.  Uzithathele yona or did he give it to you? Lady in Public bitch in BED

@Felfel: That is not cool. I like authority. especially when he just takes your clothes of and kisses every part of your body without any warning. It's makes me crazy. And then he just leaves you like that- Begging for more. Amadoda

@Pameng: My man is used to it now. He just gets more excited when I shake. try saying take it baby and you'll see for yourself. It works wonders. Or Kanjani LM

LM
12 Nov 2008 14:26

@Stro: what wld u do if a guys goes MUDIMO U TENG ,while on top of you,,,,xcuse my sotho /tswana....I will shake him to come nice because he implies that he is finally getting what he is always looking for (in a woman)....he has been dissapointed all this time...LOL

WhiteSockGirl
12 Nov 2008 14:27

My first time doing Doggy Style (didn't know the pro & cons).......................... The way I was embarrassed, I cried the whole night through. thinkng I was bewitched. Till today I hate that style. 

Bewitched?  LOL,... sorry, maybe I should be more sympathetic, but the way I read it,...  LOL

LM
12 Nov 2008 14:29

Or Kanjani LM....sure, wa tseba mos!!

Strolicious
12 Nov 2008 14:32

my cozin she is only 18 but sebemuqedili,,,,uthi one of the guys she wazi dating wamshoka ngezintambo zagesi,she said to her bf uthi ngimnandi manje sewufuna abanye bangayitholi ungenza ichicken dust....

felfel
12 Nov 2008 14:36

GML its actually normal to shake or rather quivering thighs/spams in ur thighs/ cramps in the leg or p*ssy and rolling eyes and dilated pupils when you come (or on the verge, its one of the ways a skilled guy can tell if you faking it or not, but believe me some skilled fakers can fake some of that too..............ask Jesus why............LOL

Strolicious
12 Nov 2008 14:36

okay my embarrasing moment was trying tol break my v.dot...
my then Bf while he was trying to enter i screamed loud and kicked his Black a $$ of da bed,and after dat he called me jet li....

HARAMBE24
12 Nov 2008 14:37

I once had a ex who had the biggest "you know what" ....lawd, the day after mdavazo i had to see a doctor and explain my situation...how embarrassing...that spring chicken almost killed me....

GML
12 Nov 2008 14:38

@Lenyora: Yes, that also works but careful not to hurt umzi wendoda. lol. any stories?

@thelady: Did you ever find your panties? Wenzani nama ex? Did you really hold his ears?

@Dali: Which song? Care to share just 1 story?

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 14:38

thatha Jet Li hahaha

Mopakistan
12 Nov 2008 14:38

i dont think my man is very sexual...well we have great sex and all but i love sex and would do just about anything and i love experimenting..but with my man its like he'a afraid to do some things...he goes down on me once in a while unexpectedly and i do the same sometimes but mostly when im tipsy..im not shy to do anything but he makes it hard for me to do what i want to him because i expect him to do the same to me so i feel maybe he is a bit uncomfortable.

but today im gonna turn myself into a slut and do unbelievable stuff to him...eish and the weather is just great for that!..

myname
12 Nov 2008 14:39

Guys LOL

Cande
12 Nov 2008 14:40

guys go to www.sondeza.com/co.za

You will find yourselves there if you continue taking this videos

Boikanyo
12 Nov 2008 14:42

fourple LOL

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 14:42

GML>>>> I found them, I told him I wasn't leaving until we found them. He was still a bf then.

And yeah I hold 'em ears ...vroooooooooooom...tjjjjiiiieeeeeeeee.

Am crazy in the bedroom, so I've had some crazy moments.

kick-s
12 Nov 2008 14:44

Yho, too explicit...off to Tox's blog

GML
12 Nov 2008 14:44

@Stro: Your cuzin is not right. Chicken dust. kwa kwakwa kwa. lollolololol.
If he sees or feels God with you then it means you're good gal. Oat yourself on the back and say job well done!

@harambe: What did the doctor say? and did he help you in any wasy? Where is the man with the big D@$%?

@WSG: You must share

Strolicious
12 Nov 2008 14:48

wena The lady keep on holding izindlebe..............kwa kwa kw a....i see you ngamehlo enqodo......whose on top while u holding his ears

GML
12 Nov 2008 14:48

@CAnde &Joe: just 1 embarrassing moment. please. I have never done any videos after my bf's bro saw it.

WhiteSockGirl
12 Nov 2008 14:50

And yeah I hold 'em ears ...vroooooooooooom...tjjjjiiiieeeeeeeee. 

@TheLady: 
kwa kwa kwa....  jy is mos rof!!!!  And what are they doing when you are holding on to their ears

Strolicious
12 Nov 2008 14:51

Cande i saw some1 i know in dat website.....i pray to Gawd i will eliminate ,if some1 post me there...

Cande
12 Nov 2008 14:51

No GML i am not saying you specifically, am just saying in general that you must be careful of this kinky videos/pix

Sana Lwam
12 Nov 2008 14:52

Eish Cande that site is so not on. I thought it was an interactive site like FaceBook, TVSA and such when I was invited to join it. And you can imagine the shock when I saw stalk naked black ladies, needless to say I deregistered after 2 weeks.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 14:52

I remember few years ago, right after we did it doggy style, a funny (brrrrrrr) sound came out from my vjajay, not once, not twice, but three times coz i kept hloding it(like when u wana fart and just hold it),,,i was so emabrassed, i just went to the bathroom and stayed there 4 ten minutes, when i came out, we both lafd bout it, mara manje we are used to it..

and the 1st time i climbed mount kilimanjaro..OMW,,,,,i was so happy, i kept begging him for more coz i wanted that feeling again, ladies u know what um tokin bout, nothing beats that feeling, really...now i want me summ

and this other time we were trying some positions we saw on Comso, the next morning, my whole body was sore,,,things we do for sex, 

@ cande: i've been warned bout taking videos and nude photos too hey, so no more for me, if we do take the video or photos, i make sure they are deleted as soon as we have look @ them.

HARAMBE24
12 Nov 2008 14:53

GML : Yes the doctor told me there was nothing he could do since i was not tirn into pieces but just sore ...he gave me some pain killers...i did not want sex for days after that. I soon got used to his Big lerete though. He left me that good shagging mothafocker....

awelani
12 Nov 2008 14:57

U guys are just nasty,,,,wonder what ur mothers wud say if they knew what they lil angels get up to behind closed doors and open field(Sup the lady),,LOL

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 14:59

WSG-phela that when he was coming-I wonder what happened to him. ah well somebody else is holding the ears now.

GML
12 Nov 2008 14:59

Awelani: I know those pussy farts. I also suffer from those from time to time.

Harambe: Painkillers. Did you tell him you went to the doctor?

Cande:
come now

Cody
12 Nov 2008 15:00

okay my embarrasing moment was trying tol break my v.dot...
my then Bf while he was trying to enter i screamed loud and kicked his Black a $$ of da bed,and after dat he called me jet li....
Triple lol Stro!!!!

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 15:00

<<Cande, i saw some1 i know in dat website.....i pray to Gawd i will eliminate ,if some1 post me there...>>

@Strolicious,
my friend has video of a

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:00

hayi no Awe-my mom would faint! I am her lil angel

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:02

Cody, i know u r very kinki ma frend, please share...u introduced me to the magical ring remember, so please stop being miss goodie 2 suz,  lol

Boikanyo
12 Nov 2008 15:03

My man has the most delicious thing .The 1st time we made love I climaxed about 4 times in one round.Did I also tell you that hes stingy,anyway 30 min after making love I pour cold water on his D@$%? and (to make  it hard again, that is if hes not into round two)boy do I ride this delicious thing .He once asked me why do I love sex  and I said to him"Baby ,you know how I love ice cream ,since icecream is good for my mouth so your D@$%? is like icecream for my Vjayjay.

HARAMBE24
12 Nov 2008 15:03

How can i forgot that the same motherfucker once gave me toungue infection. He had used no hair to remove his pubic hair and mna i love to give blow jobs....so there i was giving him a blow job and the traces of the no hair was still around his penis. I woke up with a sore red tongue...my doctor is tired of my sex escapades...he thinks i am the most wierd patient he has ever seen

Joe
12 Nov 2008 15:03

@GML : I don't have any embarrassing moments, I am a 20 + year old virgin man! LOL!

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 15:04

<<Cande, i saw some1 i know in dat website.....i pray to Gawd i will eliminate ,if some1 post me there...>>

@Strolicious, I heard that an Ongoye Student killed herself after seeing a video of her and her man which a her man recoded it without her knowing. phela kuthiwa wayeloku ethi Usindisiwe (born again christian) shame its so sad.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:07

once when my BF&I were still dating, i went to visit him very early in the morning, and we started fooling around, then there was a knock @ the door, opened the door and the visitor didnt look like whe was about to go anytime and thina ngapha were very horny, so i went to the bathroom, 5 minutes later boyfie came in, and it was gr8, we 4got that we had a visitor, so afterwards, when we went to where he was sitting amahloni angenzani, i was ol smiles and boyfie lukd like a mess, and i had afeeling that the visitor knew what we were up to coz from there on, he wud call and let us know that he was coming..

Cande
12 Nov 2008 15:07

heh, am too young for this article

dali
12 Nov 2008 15:07

@ GML - Track no 15 on slikour's ventilation mixtape vol 2 he features morale, spaceman, proverb, kwesta and whole lot of other guys. u get a lot of mixed feelings while listening to this song its a bit kinky like all u bloggers.

sorry GML im not sharing any stories, no this topic is too hot for me.

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:07

H24's doctor sees him and wants to run LOL.

myname
12 Nov 2008 15:08

LOL H24 darling you are the worst patient, trust me! ROTF

GML
12 Nov 2008 15:08

Another one of my moments was when we were chilling outside in the car 1 evening and we started kissing and i jumped on top of him and I was giving it to him. I  accidentally pressed the hooter. A couple of minutes later my not paying any attention my dad came knocking on the window.
Embarrassing. Luckily I was wearing a skirt which had covered our privates.

My BF switched on the car to open the window and my dad said "Can you guys go buy me a cigarette?"

andi01
12 Nov 2008 15:09

@Joe-don't have any embarrassing moments, I am a 20 + year old virgin man- THATS AN EMBRASSMENT ON ITS OWN lol

funkyziemz
12 Nov 2008 15:11

Re:The Lady-Some dude when he's about to come he'd be like "bamba izindlebe zam engath'ugibele isidududu" (hold my ears like you are riding a bike) 
This is soooo funny! I couldnt help but laugh...mina guys nje I need the NUTS! I am so lazy and my man has started complaining about it. I do give him oral though

Joe
12 Nov 2008 15:13

I am proud of it Andi01, why should it be embarrassing, no sex before marriage for me, strubob!

Toxic
12 Nov 2008 15:14

eish i am so late for this......treading off to read the article THEN the replies THEN post my reply *sigh*

le wena GML , o ne o emetse eng o sa poste hoseng mara?

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:15

My BF switched on the car to open the window and my dad said "Can you guys go buy me a cigarette?"LOL @ ur dad, his angelic daughter bayamudla right infront of him and ol he cant think about is a cigyy??? 

LOL @ Andi...

myname
12 Nov 2008 15:16

Shame my bf is not romantic. He wil just tell me, Baby ukuku iyadliwa namuhla or iShangaan lakho baby lidla iXhosa lalo & boy i know im gonna get i-one round ye 30minutes ndihluthe the whole day/nite.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:17

where are the guys with their stories??? Mr Ward Khansela, please share...lol

GML
12 Nov 2008 15:17

H24: you doc must really enjoy it when you come over ne? Do you tell him exactly what happens?

Guys do you know how much i left out of this article? This is nothing compared to what I have experienced!

TerryN
12 Nov 2008 15:18

LOL @ ur dad, his angelic daughter bayamudla right infront of him 

Awelani...u are so funny

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 15:18

<<@Joe-don't have any embarrassing moments, I am a 20 + year old virgin man- THATS AN EMBRASSMENT ON ITS OWN lol>>
kwakwakwakwakwakw!! hahaahahahaha!!!!!!!
kwakwakwakwakwakw!! hahaahahahaha!!!!!!!
kwakwakwakwakwakw!! hahaahahahaha!!!!!!!
kwakwakwakwakwakw!! hahaahahahaha!!!!!!!

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:19

Myname, this guy is 'taking care' of you nhe?? well enjoy and u better give it to him good akhohlwe were limpopo is..LOL

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:20

GML, maybe u must write a book and we can ol have a look @ it on the 29th @ the get-2geda, what do u think, ans u must include pictures,,LOL

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 15:20

<<<Baby ukuku iyadliwa namuhla or iShangaan lakho baby lidla iXhosa lalo >>
ROTFLMAO @ Myname
kwakwakwakwakwakw!! hahaahahahaha!!!!!!!
kwakwakwakwakwakw!! hahaahahahaha!!!!!!!

TerryN
12 Nov 2008 15:22

where are the guys with their stories??? 

Yah..where r they??

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:24

myname-I love the straight talking brothers-that's just romantic kimi...especially if he tells me exactly what he'll do to me-in Zulu too. My boo is shy

Off topic-I was reading Real magazine-Thuli (the City Ses'la chick) calls her man (Tbo Touch) 'my cookie'...it sounds wrong nje

GML
12 Nov 2008 15:25

Toxic: I have 5 newspapers delivered to me every morning which I have to read through and catch up with the world, then I blog. Hence the late article.

Awelani: the book is not such a bad idea. I had cute pictures but it's a mission to load pics here!!

My dad once caught my sister red handed in her bedroom with her legs in the air. What i did was nothing compared to that......

myname
12 Nov 2008 15:25

Eish Awe sana i always tell him that, He is the 1st guy ondidla kamnandi the way ndifuna ngakhona. He comes from Bushbuckridge

WhiteSockGirl
12 Nov 2008 15:25

<<WSG-phela that when he was coming-I wonder what happened to him. ah well somebody else is holding the ears now.>>
@TheLady: LOL,..   or maybe someplace else...



U guys are just nasty,,,,wonder what ur mothers wud say if they knew what they lil angels get up to behind closed doors and open field(Sup the lady),,LOL

Well, my mother most probably think cyber world is a foreign country and google is a city or glasses,....  so I am safe.


<<@GML : I don't have any embarrassing moments, I am a 20 + year old virgin man! LOL!>>

HELLA!!!

Tynt!
12 Nov 2008 15:27

lmao!!

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:28

hayi no GML-you guys do the nasty under your parents' roof? I can never do that.

myname
12 Nov 2008 15:28

TheLady i luv it too angel....The past years i was dating Mr Formal maar this 1!!! Im always craving ......

Joe
12 Nov 2008 15:29

Uhleka kakubi maan SB, I am glad I can't hear you, you laugh like a virgin! LOL!

dali
12 Nov 2008 15:31

@ TL - Off topic-I was reading Real magazine-Thuli (the City Ses'la chick) calls her man (Tbo Touch) 'my cookie'...it sounds wrong nje

cookie that sounds so wrong cookie hai no

andi01
12 Nov 2008 15:31

I was davazing dis guy, he had a tinniest member ever, I cudnt feel if it was in or out. So I lay de faking (goin mhhhh, ahhhhh, yessss, jaahhhh, ohhh *bleep!* baby give it 2 me). And he wud b lyk (jeeerr babez, jou kuksister is vuur-warm), but dis tym I did my old routine and de guy didn’t respond. He looked @ me & said “babz I’ve withdrawn”. And I was soooo embarrassed coz d fool cud c I been fakin all de tym. I said the after-taste babes, the after taste is killing me softly,

belz
12 Nov 2008 15:31

LOL!!!! So GML, when you say take it do you use English or your language?? talking really distracts me, i wish people would just shut up and get on with bizness. 

The only embarassing thing that i can think of is when i LMAO during a session with a guy who loves talking too much during sex. " Baby, ungumuntu kabani wena, ngumuntu kabani lo, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (graoaning) guys i couldn't help it, i just burst out laughing, he was so pissed of with me, it was bad.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:33

OMW, and what did he say?? yena what did she say?? 

LOL @ Myname..

Eish just few month ago, i put ma boy(2yrs) to sleep around 6pm coz he hasnt slept the whole day and we thot he was gonna be alseep for @lst 2hrs, so we got busy, i was on top doing my bizne$$, as i was bout to reach the peak of mount kili, ma boy walkd in, calling me Mommy, Mommy and he hwas stadning next to us (we were naked, no blanket or anything like dat), i lookd @ him and he lookd @ me with his big eyes, i jumpd off hubby so fast grabbed the closest thing and covered coochie, hubby just rolled off the bed and crawled to the sitting, then ran to the bathroom where i took him his clothes, I was so embarrased that we cudnt try again even thou i was as horny as hell,....i hope that picture is no longer in his lil innocent head,,

ouch
12 Nov 2008 15:33

My man is quite the talker and I am never sure of what to say back? I mean... what am I supposed to say? I draw a complete blank, even language escapes me.  And I feel so bad because I really want to say something if only my brain wouldn't shut down!
How does one talk dirty without being overtly vulgar?

LM
12 Nov 2008 15:33

Eish GML, yazi this topic is not fair to some of us, the Hungry lions....phela idry season to some of us....I nearly made a mistake of hollering at an ex, yerrrrrrr!


where are the guys with their stories??? most guys don't kiss and tell!


awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:35

LOL @ WSG..

sixple kwa's @ Andi, gal u bad, LOL LOL

myname
12 Nov 2008 15:36

Eish i remember the other time doing it, It was the first time having a crap during s**. So akere he is buzy pumping & mna im busy baby, Qeda qeda baby, qeda baby baby ijhoooooo i think he was tired of this word, he stopped & took it out & said, "ngiqede njani ugwayi lisamile so.....and it was up & hungry

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:38

LMAO @ Andi's after-taste.


This one didn't embarrass me, just pissed me off: 5 minutes into it -

brotha man : 'usuchamile?
TL:'NO!" am a little annoyed by the question
BM: "Unamanga mhlampe nje usuchame kayi 5"

WTF?-I just got, got dressed and left the idiot...

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:39

LOL @ " Baby, ungumuntu kabani wena, ngumuntu kabani lo, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (graoaning)...u shud have sed" yours too baby, yours too" that wud have shut him up for good.

LM
12 Nov 2008 15:40

Another one of my moments was when we were chilling outside in the car 1 evening and we started kissing and i jumped on top of him and I was giving it to him. I accidentally pressed the hooter. A couple of minutes later my not paying any attention my dad came knocking on the window.
Embarrassing. Luckily I was wearing a skirt which had covered our privates.

My BF switched on the car to open the window and my dad said "Can you guys go buy me a cigarette?"
LMAO!

In 2004 when I was still living with my parents I had a quickie right infront of my parents' gate. It was around 9pm and everyone was asleep (hopefully) endlini. We did it outside the car...I was holding on to the boot of the car and his friend was inside the car, e-front seat. my gosh,  how did I forget this!

Luksta
12 Nov 2008 15:41

My (NEAR) first sexual experience( Oh Gawd, I'm traumatised already!). WE had a spaza at home & I was a hit with girls(who wouldn't?). There was this chick(she was 15, I was 10), she was sooo into me.

I used to bheja her and one day I "won" her. (There was no one at home only me & Aunty D(shopkeeper). Yho, we rushed to my room and my heart nearly came out that day. 

We took off our clothes and there I was on top of her "doing" my stuff. 3 minutes or so later she asked "Are you done?" and Mesaid " Yes". We got up and she left.
There I was boasting to my friends "Ndide ndamfumana"(I got her) and one of my friends said "Intoni?, Uthi ukunike nje amathanga" (What? She said she only gave you her thighs"), which was true, ubrothas didn't even know what to do then. I waited 6 years after that for my REAL first experience! 



awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:41

LOL@ TL, bes'uchamile vele or yena bekachamile??

Cody
12 Nov 2008 15:42

Hai wena Awelani, im a good girl jo!! My boyfriend is baaaaad sexyly baaad joe!!! hey mafriend there is another invention better than the ring! tok tu yo tumoro after trying!! he he he!!!

My worst was last weekend when ausi came to visit, my BF left in the morning so that ausi doesnt find him there,we had our morning glory, i keep a smallanyana bin in my bedroom, we threw the condom in that bin, i usually empty it when i clean.I left ausi at my house to buy some food, i told her not to clean the my bedroom as i didnt make up my bed. i left when i came back my bedroom was clean i checked the bin, it was empty.I sat in my bedroom because i was embarrased! she came and said, ke lahlile (i threw out) bo president, lawyers and doctors. I was wondering what that was, i gave her the puzzeled look he said they were in a baloon, i knew she meant the condom!! who ausi le yena. My boyfriend loved that, he was laughing hesterically when i told him!!

andi01
12 Nov 2008 15:42

ROTFLMAOL- @ TheLady, , 5 times, does he even know what ukuchama is, he must think you are a chicken LOL

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 15:43

<<Uhleka kakubi maan SB, I am glad I can't hear you, you laugh 
like a
virgin! LOL!>>

@Joe,
I am a exvirgin,LOL

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:43

ROTFLMBAO @ Luksta, OMW tl tl tl tl tl tl....thanx for sharing, LOL LOL LOL LOL,

andi01
12 Nov 2008 15:45

Hey guys ever done the "with-draw before he ejaculates", jeeeer talk about torture, for the whole session u "the woman, just lay there with ur fingers croosed and pray dat he doesnt poor (abopresident, de lawyers and doctors) inside.

Sana Lwam
12 Nov 2008 15:45

my embarassing moment was the first time with this dude and I was going all out to impress him so there I am kissing him all over and when I went down on him and he started screaming "iyhu mama yho". 
I stopped immediately thinking that I heard hurt him and I say him this year after almost 8 years and he said that that was the first time he had a blow job and it was actually excitement or not pain.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:46

she came and said, ke lahlile (i threw out) bo president, lawyers and doctors..kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kw hi hi hi hi hi, tl tltl tl, LOL..

now tell me more bout the new invention....lol

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:47

LOL @ SL,,,

GML
12 Nov 2008 15:49

Belz: I use  Zulu and English and Sotho (he is sotho). Inke babe. Nstware mo. (excuse my sotho)


Awe
: Did your boy ask you what you were doing? Tjo talk about being caught red handed and your hubby yene utheni?

The lady: My parents were never around. They always worked till 8pm (own business)

Ouch
: you must start with Yes baby yes.
LM: Dry season is bad eish. Help yourself. It's the safest way, better than a 1night stand. Besides only you can satisfy yourself better  than any 1can.

myname
12 Nov 2008 15:50

SANA LWAM im fired today bcoz of u ROTFLMBAOL

Cody
12 Nov 2008 15:52

I will tell you on the other side, the chatroom Awe, im trying it tonight!!

Strolicious
12 Nov 2008 15:54

guys do you knw dat play time(durex) package with da vibrating ring in it....it feels like heaven....

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:54

GML, the poor kid didnt say a wed, he just starred @ me like he was lost, gud thing he cant say full sentences yet, imagine if he cud tok properly,

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:54

I also ask my man to come..."come baby, qeda baba, chama baby"-stroke his back...especially if I see that the dude ain't  coming.

Cody
12 Nov 2008 15:55

Hu hai luksta, o ne o le dom san!! ha ha ha!!! you were sure that um'genile!! ha ha ha!!

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:55

STRO!!!!! I know what u mean gal, i know what u mean, whoever came up with that idea, must come get sum from me..lol

Cody
12 Nov 2008 15:56

shame poor boy Awe!!!!!!

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:57

Awe-bengingekachami nakayi 1!!

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:57

Luksta, how big was ur thing when u were 10, cud it get further than the thighs??

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 15:58

I think I want the ring. I want the ring

awelani
12 Nov 2008 15:58

I know Cody, i gave the biggest hug afterwards, just to make him 4get about the xperience...

GML
12 Nov 2008 15:59

Yo Sana I would have never attempted it again. I woul've thought ngim limazile.
Ke lahlile? lol Awelani naughty gal

Tx Luksta Mara y so young? Do tell what happened 6 years later

Lekese
12 Nov 2008 15:59

@ Andi01 : He looked @ me & said “babz I’ve withdrawn”. And I was soooo embarrassed coz d fool cud c I been fakin all de tym. I said the after-taste babes, the after taste is killing me softly, you are killing me, yhoooo. 

Hello guys.....waving madly

Cody
12 Nov 2008 16:00

The pulling out thing is nasty Andi01, you would see your man going aaahh ahhh on top of you, and you would just be lying there with your thighs open!!

My BF wants us to try anal. has anybody done it, we tried but he couldnt get it in my bum was so sore the next day. jerr, a friend of mine said she enjoys it.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:00

TheLady, go get it, u wont be sorry, ur partner might find it a bit uncomfy @ 1st, but u will enjoy it...

Cody, just wana thanx again my love, u opened my eyes to more greener pastures,,LOL

monchooza
12 Nov 2008 16:01

<<<<<Besides only you can satisfy yourself better  than any 1can.>>>

is this true??????????

pameng2003
12 Nov 2008 16:02

Eish GML, yazi this topic is not fair to some of us, the Hungry lions....phela idry season to some of us....I nearly made a mistake of hollering at an ex, yerrrrrrr!
aaag shame sisi...lol....

where are the guys with their stories??? most guys don't kiss and tell!

true dat where are u madoda plz share.......................

@awe...mam next time lock the doors coz yr little angel will go to pre-school en try out mama and dada's xcise...........................................

@ belz....hayi kodwa uyenzelani into ebuhlungu kanje..........

talking is too much phela some of us will end up saying deep secrets yho...

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:03

Mr Ward Khansela, instead of asking Q's how about u share ur embarassing moments, pls..lol

Cody
12 Nov 2008 16:03

Yes it's tru monchoo! because you dont worry about your cellulite how the kuku looks! so ya DIY is better, but sometimes you want the real thing the carrots and the cucumber dont even cut it!!!1

Cody
12 Nov 2008 16:04

LOL Awe!!!!

Cody
12 Nov 2008 16:05

and then the anal people somblief is it nice if you get used to it?????

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:06

@awe...mam next time lock the doors coz yr little angel will go to pre-school en try out mama and dada's xcise>>>these days i take him to my sister, if we wana have a long marathon, if it's a quickie, i put i-DVD (Barney or Bee movie), he will be occupied until the movie ends and i'll be getting some spanking in the bathroom,,,lol

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 16:07

Carrots and cucumbers LOL...

GML
12 Nov 2008 16:07

@Cody: Ausi is clever mara what if they are bo makgosha le matawa? lol
Andi: I know what you mean. You end up not enjoying but worrying instead.
Awe: O stout ngwana jong. Osile.
LM: O Brave, I would have never with his friend there. What if he goes and tells other people?

Toxic
12 Nov 2008 16:08

seated in the lounge his brother had his phone. He saw the video and he looked at us and said "Tjo you guys kinky ne? You even make videos. Aah le masepa maan"

visited my uncle for a weekend, his wife was looking at the piccies-I just saw her put the phone down...I was so embarrassed... 

mncc, you just reminded me of my ex. I used to say to him: idle (eat it) baby, eyakho, ethathe yonke....and he will screw the light out of me...LOL...sex is great!

lawd, the day after mdavazo i had to see a doctor and explain my situation...how embarrassing...that spring chicken almost killed me....

I remember few years ago, right after we did it doggy style, a funny (brrrrrrr) sound came out from my vjajay, not once, not twice, but three times coz i kept hloding it(like when u wana fart and just hold it),,,

kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!!!

Cody
12 Nov 2008 16:08

lol GML!! kwa kwa kwa!!!

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:09

LOL @ Carrots & Cucumbers...tl tl tl

HARAMBE24
12 Nov 2008 16:10

Cody: Anal sex is good - u just need to know how to do it!!!!

Cody
12 Nov 2008 16:11

how do you do it H24?? drop me a pm

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:12

Cody & H24: count me out of that 1, i like trying new kinky stuff, but that, HELLLLL NOOO!!!!!

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 16:12

I think I have gone soft, I am afraid to ask my boo to spank me when we are doing it, And I never used to have an issue with asking a guy to do that.

I need to rush home.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:12

Cody, u serious???

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:13

are u going to get sum?? lol

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:14

GML, thanx for this, this was real fun, 2nd day and still no squables YIPEEEE!!!! this calls for a celebration.....lets pop the champaign..lol

GML
12 Nov 2008 16:15

Cody: Anal is okay. it hurts when you're not fully lubricated. Use vaseline or vaginal secretion wo wet your hole and let him try again. It feels  nice.

I tried it the forst time and the following day when I went to the toilet i had a runny tummy. Like i took ifreshen. Tjo.

B$ i met my BF I was single for a year, I had to resort to a very cold carrot from the fridge. Jerrrrrrrrrrr. Cold, I was so embarrased after that. I couldnt imagine how I could do that

Luksta
12 Nov 2008 16:15

Hu hai luksta, o ne o le dom san!! ha ha ha!!! you were sure that um'genile!! ha ha ha!! LOL, I was sooo sure.

Luksta, how big was ur thing when u were 10, cud it get further than the thighs?? Neva mind that, the chick didn't even open the thighs! 

Tx Luksta Mara y so young? Do tell what happened 6 years later
I was bigger than my age, I was doing standard (Not Grade) 3 then. Eish, it was still a challenge 6 years later, but I made sure that the thighs were opened..:)

WhiteSockGirl
12 Nov 2008 16:16

was davazing dis guy, he had a tinniest member ever, I cudnt feel if it was in or out. So I lay de faking (goin mhhhh, ahhhhh, yessss, jaahhhh, ohhh *bleep!* baby give it 2 me). And he wud b lyk (jeeerr babez, jou kuksister is vuur-warm), but dis tym I did my old routine and de guy didn’t respond. He looked @ me & said “babz I’ve withdrawn”. And I was soooo embarrassed coz d fool cud c I been fakin all de tym. I said the after-taste babes, the after taste is killing me softly,

LMAO,...  I have to read this to my colleague!!!!!! kwa kwa kwa.... 'koeksister is vuurwarm!!!!".....

Toxic
12 Nov 2008 16:16

He looked @ me & said “babz I’ve withdrawn”. And I was soooo embarrassed coz d fool cud c I been fakin all de tym. I said the after-taste babes, the after taste is killing me softly,

ROFLMAO!!!!

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 16:17

<<Cody: Anal sex is good - u just need to know how to do it!!!!>> Amen  HARAMBE24, really goooooooood!!! do it once Awelani you'll see uzobuya for more. i promise you imunandi!!!! 

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:17

Neva mind that, the chick didn't even open the thighs! >>>>LMAO!! so did u chama kwamampela??

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:19

SB: And I say NO NO NO!!(in Amy's voice),,mhmm *shaking my head*

Shuga babe
12 Nov 2008 16:22

You are loosing Awelani.

andi01
12 Nov 2008 16:25

My man Stevie tells me that, he was 10 yrs old or so, so her older cousin (14 or so), asked him if they cud davaza. So he says he been davazing for a good few minutes (not sure what he was doing, but swears it was in) the cuzin ask, haybo chama kaloku sode sibhaqwe (maak klaar before we get caught), he say he didn’t know what the “chama” (cum) is instead he urinated in her, and he says the cuz was soo furios and sad, no man not like that . Nonetheless, he is forever thankful to her for teaching him 2 davaza, even though that’s their little secret.

GML
12 Nov 2008 16:27

Luksta: It ok to have the thighs open but was it in or you missed the hole???? lol
Try it Awe, you might just enjoy it

myname
12 Nov 2008 16:29

Guys let me blog tomorrow & anyway he just called me & said, 'Its a butternut" & i said ewe baby b4 ndiye egym ke kupa wananyana. So bye ikuku iyodliwa ngoku. Cheers!

Luksta
12 Nov 2008 16:29

 >>>>LMAO!! so did u chama kwamampela?? 
You're joking right? @ 10? I was khefuzeling (breathing heavily) nje qha...

Toxic
12 Nov 2008 16:30

he say he didn’t know what the “chama” (cum) is instead he urinated in her, and he says the cuz was soo furios and sad, no man not like that . Nonetheless, he is forever thankful to her for teaching him 2 davaza, even though that’s their little secret.

KWA KWA KWA TO THE POWER OF 10!!

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:30

U steve udle i-kazin yakhe, mihlolo phela leyo, LOL LOL

Segololo
12 Nov 2008 16:30

<<what wld u do if a guys goes MUDIMO U TENG ,while on top of you,,,,xcuse my sotho /tswana....>> LMFBBBAO!!

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 16:31

kids will always be kids.

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:31

LOL LOL

Segololo
12 Nov 2008 16:32

TheLady!! you kill me! kwaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!

andi01
12 Nov 2008 16:38

@awelani-U steve udle i-kazin yakhe, mihlolo phela leyo, LOL LOL - oh its in his nature that, or shud I say was.
steve and I are distant cousins; (my mother and him are from the same clan, he is also cousins with my half brother). 
He used to date my cousin, who has the same clan name as him (and my mada). 
he dated a frend of mine whos grandmas clan name is de same as steve's, de half-aunt of dat friend is steve's couzin. 
De girl i stole him from, her mada has de same clan name as steve.
So i guess he likes keeping it in de family LOL

monchooza
12 Nov 2008 16:39

Luksta when you were sixteen you were doing STD 3...tjho...

Toxic
12 Nov 2008 16:40

LOL monchooza!!!!

andi01
12 Nov 2008 16:41

LOL @ monchooza, hay wena maan usuqalile ke manje, LOL

awelani
12 Nov 2008 16:41

andi01: 2 u are crazy...do u stay in a small town?? arent there other ppl there, hay man..lol

andi01
12 Nov 2008 16:42

Luksta when you were sixteen you were doing STD 3- if so den i guess you d guy I went to school with, his name was Julius, he was soo old dem teachers were scared of him. LOL

andi01
12 Nov 2008 16:43

@ Awe what do u mean, of course de are, we are from de same place in de Easern cape.

Segololo
12 Nov 2008 16:44

<<hayi no GML-you guys do the nasty under your parents' roof? I can never do that.>> tjo! what did your parents say to her, GML??

Lenyora
12 Nov 2008 16:45

As for Candy webside, i bounce is not good for my eyes... ke sharp ka TVSA

Segololo
12 Nov 2008 16:47

<<Eish just few month ago, i put ma boy(2yrs) to sleep around 6pm coz he hasnt slept the whole day and we thot he was gonna be alseep for @lst 2hrs, so we got busy, i was on top doing my bizne$$, as i was bout to reach the peak of mount kili, ma boy walkd in, calling me Mommy, Mommy and he hwas stadning next to us (we were naked, no blanket or anything like dat), i lookd @ him and he lookd @ me with his big eyes, i jumpd off hubby so fast grabbed the closest thing and covered coochie, hubby just rolled off the bed and crawled to the sitting, then ran to the bathroom where i took him his clothes, I was so embarrased that we cudnt try again even thou i was as horny as hell,....i hope that picture is no longer in his lil innocent head,,>> my greatest  fear! eish, kids mara!  ha ha ha! lmfbbbao!

carino
12 Nov 2008 16:48

                                                  *******missing out*********

DJ Why why
12 Nov 2008 16:51

Where's Nonny??? did she miss out  AGAIN???

I will print these...shud be interesting will read later @ home.....

TheLady
12 Nov 2008 16:53

LMAO @ U steve udle i-kazin yakhe, mihlolo phela leyo, LOL LOL

GML
12 Nov 2008 16:56

Sogololo: We were expecting my parents to freak out and hit her or something but they said nothing. We went crazy with worry thinking that they will kill her in her sleep. or tel her to find her own place. But niks. can you believe it???

She never asked for anything from them at all. She was too scared to even breath. For 3months, until my patents expressed disappointment when they told me. I then told her to relax they are over it.

Carino: we missed you today

GML
12 Nov 2008 16:58

Guys,

It was lovely again.
thank you very much for blogging. I will share 3 more embarrassing moments with you tomorrow.

ciao

Brown Shuga
12 Nov 2008 19:17

Heheheheheheh ja beziwe vandag! Siyabonga mabloggers...

Tshd21
12 Nov 2008 19:37

Missed out on some much needed fun.....eish...But I LOLed at y'all's replies...crazy crazy crazy.......

Sana Lwam
12 Nov 2008 19:44

ROTFLMBAO at all the embarrasing moments my man has even decided to register on TVSA after reading this and the Observer's weather anchor's blogs. Thanks guys

HARAMBE24
12 Nov 2008 20:03

TSHD21 - pls share

HARAMBE24
12 Nov 2008 20:05

Sana Lwam=== give ure man a BJ for me.....

Ntombi nto
13 Nov 2008 03:58

Guys, you have brought me out of silent blogging. This was too funny.

Firstdvd
13 Nov 2008 05:34

You guys are KLASSSSSSSSSSIC! GREAT ARTICLE of them all GML!!! I like it. Couldn't stop lol @ ya'll embarrasements...tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl!

awelani
13 Nov 2008 08:19

Guys, you have brought me out of silent blogging. This was too funny>>>Welcome Nto!! now share yours please,,lol

Luksta
13 Nov 2008 08:28

Luksta when you were sixteen you were doing STD 3...tjho...No man, I was 10 doing STD 3. I was doing Std 9 @ 16.

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 08:28

yeah Ntombi Nto...share girlfriend

hi Awe

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 08:30

ehh Sana Lwam-deregister dear and register under anew name-phela you won't be sharing much uma sekunendoda lana...

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 08:31

what's "stack overflow at line: 73"?

belz
13 Nov 2008 08:33

yes The Lady, WTF is that!!!!!! jeeeer!!!

Orie
13 Nov 2008 08:38

thought it was my old pc

Centrepiece
13 Nov 2008 08:40

@ TheLady ........... I got that too girlfriend "stack overflow at line: 70"

dali
13 Nov 2008 08:43

@ TL mine say at line:70 i wonder what's happening..........

tracy
13 Nov 2008 08:43

@theLady-what's "stack overflow at line: 73"?
I also want to know am clueless

awelani
13 Nov 2008 08:46

Hi, The Lady,, and to the ladies who sed i must take a look @ my partner while davazing, I did and had to stop maself from lafing,,just kept similng thou, what i saw was very funny, so thanx, lol

"stack overflow at line: 70"I've been saying this for a very long time: THIS PLACE NEEDS TO HAVE A CLEANSING RITUAL PERFORMED,

Centrepiece
13 Nov 2008 08:52

LOL............ awe!!!!

dali
13 Nov 2008 08:57

guys i received an email from sgt. scott Mclean at around 02:56am its really freaking me out. he says he is in military in iraq and he has 8 million dollars and needs an account to deposit the mils into outside iraq and i must say how much i will take from the 8 mil. im hoping this is a prank bloggers help me plz!!!!!!! 

oh and he said i must not tell anybody.

GML
13 Nov 2008 09:01

Morning guys,
I hope y'all are ready for my 3 embarrassing moments. I will share later I have newspapers to read.

To all the ladies who said they were gonna try some things last night must share.

@Awe: Morning gal, did you see the commitment of his face while davasing? And talking? did you say something dirty? What cleansing ritual are you talking about and what for? lol

blueroze
13 Nov 2008 09:02

hi guys, your replies are so true, 
i could relate to most of them

i am new here, was a silent bloga for a while but reading this true replies
i just had to register

belz
13 Nov 2008 09:04

dali, i thot we talked about this already, its a PRANK!!! dont even confuse yoself, why vele, kanti wena do you know anyone by the name of mclean. delete it and block it, its a prank gal.

awelani
13 Nov 2008 09:04

dali,my skat, it's a SCAM!! delete that email, dont even bother replyin, just delete it.. 

Cody
13 Nov 2008 09:08

LOL @ Awe & rituals.

Wena Awelani, ek sal jou slaan!!!!nx

awelani
13 Nov 2008 09:11

What cleansing ritual are you talking about and what for? lol>>for this msg that keeps popping up everytime u reply or open any article"stack overflow at line: 70"....

I have never seen such commitment before, i was so amazed but i cudnt tok dirty, there's a child around, so we were very quiet..just had to put my hand on his mouth and his on mine to *block* the sounds,,LOL

dali
13 Nov 2008 09:11

i am so relieved ... thanx awe

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 09:12

udali ubesecabanga ukuthi ubambe ijackpot hahaha...don't worry dear I get those on my webmail address too.

awelani
13 Nov 2008 09:13

Cody, what did i do?? if it about the "project" um sorry, but um working on it, it will be finished soon, i promise.

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 09:17

nice one awe... done it infront of a mirror yet?

Cody
13 Nov 2008 09:19

u bedder!!!!!

dali
13 Nov 2008 09:24

TL i am from a very small town so if one receives such junk u  get scared but id rather win the lotto shame. the day i win the lotto ill stop blogging!!!!

GML
13 Nov 2008 09:25

Another moment was when my BF was  still living with a house mate. One saturday the roomie was out and I came over to visit. WE were chilling on the sofa and we'll being the bitch that I am I started dancing and stripping for him. I ended up being on top of him, naked. He was however still fully dressed. The door was unlocked and the roomie walked in with his 2 friends (all males). they just stood there looking at me. I was so embarrassed, my man just picked me up and took me to the bedroom. He went back to the lounge and got my clothes off the floor. I was gonna be spending the night there and those guys were not prepared to leave until I got out of the bedroom. But they told me that I have a nice bod. Embarrassing.

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 09:26

Before GML's 3 more embarrassing moments, tell me about the weirdest or the craziest places you've done it in-I'll put it in my 2009 resolutions...LOL

Mine is obviously the beach with hippos...am still thinking about others. 

goodness it's not even 10 am yet...ooooooooweeeeeeeeee

cleve
13 Nov 2008 09:31

Dali don't even listen to that crap!

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 09:34

I was still studying, my then bf stayed eres-kwi balcony (uyawazi mos avulekile phezulu). He happened to be friends with a lecturer, he was visiting ke sleeping elounge. We did it that night as usual, when we thought everyone was asleep. In the morning I walk past the guy (lecturer) he start going ooooooh aaaaaaaaah oooooh.

I couldn't look at the guy in class.

GML
13 Nov 2008 09:41

TL: I have done it in the car packed on the side of the road elokishini ngabo 6pm.
You know that in townships it gets busy in the afternoon.

We once did it at my parents house in the garden (my mom has a beautiful garden with a lot of roses) my parents were sitting in the lounge (the window faces the garden).

We once did it on a busy road in joburg late afternoon ( I was giving him a bj and he had to stop driving just to teach me a lesson)

GML
13 Nov 2008 09:43

TL: The lecturer was being childish. He was probably wanking while you were getting the real thing. lol

Segololo
13 Nov 2008 10:08

<<Reply from: dali 11/13/2008 2:57:20 PM


guys i received an email from sgt. scott Mclean at around 02:56am its really freaking me out. he says he is in military in iraq and he has 8 million dollars and needs an account to deposit the mils into outside iraq and i must say how much i will take from the 8 mil. im hoping this is a prank bloggers help me plz!!!!!!!

oh and he said i must not tell anybody. >>
  one word: RUN!!!!!!!

http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=Oprahreviews&ArticleID=6297

blueroze
13 Nov 2008 10:10

my embarrising moment was when my when then bf was staying at his granparents, we were busy with our thing and and heard the old man in the house. my bf made a coughing sound to make him aware that he was in his room. but the old man came in his room opened the door wide open and called him....he was like "thabo......." and he staring at us butt naked on the bed....

Segololo
13 Nov 2008 10:13

blueroze: did he get a heart attack? tjo!

dali
13 Nov 2008 10:19

oh and he said i must not tell anybody. >> one word: RUN!!!!!!!

hayi S im not running he's in iraq for crying out loud !!!!!!!!!!!!!  lol!!

GML
13 Nov 2008 10:22

Blueroze: shame , poor man. He must have been stimulated hey. You probably helped him realize that he can still get it up. lol

Segololo: the heart was not due to his grandson being naked with a woman but because he couldnt believe it was up. lol

Segololo
13 Nov 2008 10:26

dali! o mpolaela eng? (why are you killing me?) lol!

Blackcherry
13 Nov 2008 10:35

Talking bout weird places: I was in a boarding school (Saints). The only building that was open during the day was this big church. Well, we did it there and I must say twas the most satisfying sermon I ever had. Felt like I was in the presence of the Great one

GML
13 Nov 2008 10:38

Blackcherry: Haai no. In a church nogal. That is just not right... lol. Praise Gawd

Tynt!
13 Nov 2008 10:39

Guys, I've got 2 share: I last nyt went on a date with this gud lukin , generous young man.... Not that he is younger than me…
While dinning at my fav eating place: I inadvertently looked at his hands and only to find out that he has six fingers both hands…. I was so freaked out, en choked at an instant!!! Luckily he didn’t notice that I was counting his fingers, but did notice that I chocked… When he asked, I just made an excuse with the fork…. Now I am completely turned off, EM I being paranoid?!?!?!?

dali
13 Nov 2008 10:44

dali! o mpolaela eng? (why are you killing me?) lol!

S
i am not a killer but a lover baby!!!!!!!!! and i mean this in the most decent manner...

T - wani dlaya man 6 fingers??????????????

belz
13 Nov 2008 10:46

EM I being paranoid?!?!?!? >>> about what? there is nothing wrong with six fingers, the heart is important Tynt. i understand why you  would be freaked, its unusual but that doesn't make this gud looking generous young man any different. hope you look beyond the fingers and into this guy's heart and not loose a good thing coz of one extra finger.love and peace.

Tynt!
13 Nov 2008 10:47

I knw dali, 6 .... It was a first of its kind in my eyes... I hope its NORMAL

Tynt!
13 Nov 2008 10:49

Thanks Belz....  I kinda feel better... But its six both hands?!?!?! Oh My God.....

GML
13 Nov 2008 10:49

T: Yes you are. What if he had told you before hand? Would it have made a difference? it shouldnt be about physical attributes it, should be about whether you were comfortable with him or not.

Cody
13 Nov 2008 10:52

Tynt! You are not only being Paranoid, but ridiculous!!!!!!! at least he is good looking!!! sis maan, what if it was your child!!!!

belz
13 Nov 2008 10:52

Oh, ok, Tynt, you'll be fine gal, jsut look at him and see a special creation of God, you'll be fine really, you'll eventually get used to him.

Tynt!
13 Nov 2008 10:52

Euuur , Guilty as charged GML...... But talkin 2 him was comfy.... Maybe I shud luk beyond thoz fingers

Orie
13 Nov 2008 10:53

I did not want to comment on this blog, but last night was so embarrassing for me. My partner (not dating, just shagging partners) started everything so nice and kissing and doing all the good things, the sex was good until he farted (this happened when he was about to cum) he was busy saying yhoooo ntombi, you are so nice ahhh, do you want me to cum?? I mean it was nice and good and all that, BUT that fart no guys,,,, it smelled like gas or something that has expired, and worst, he didnt stop until he came.. I had to inhale it.. yerrr

Tynt!
13 Nov 2008 10:54

A point ryt ther Cody.... Its totally out of line for me to be Judgemental.... As a mother, I shud be ashamed of ma self

Tynt!
13 Nov 2008 10:54

A point ryt ther Cody.... Its totally out of line for me to be Judgemental.... As a mother, I shud be ashamed of ma self

dali
13 Nov 2008 10:56

T va ku dlaya vanhu lava 6 fingers on both hands is he for real?????????????
maybe he's an alien checka ti facts T.....

PY
13 Nov 2008 11:04

Sis....anal...i dont think i will ever do that....the penis must be coming out with a lil' kak on it...LOL.
One day we did it in my neighbor's toilet...which is outside the house.......it was really a nice quicky...
He has a lot of friends...they always visit him, when i'm horny i just go to his room & stays there after few minutes he would kick his friends out....and come &  f##ck me up..... 
Did u ever chat together while he is on top of u ....busy coming in & out...davazing, its nice try it.....
Mhmmm.....the moment i like most is when he kisses my v****gina....and play with it with his tong, @ 1st i was a lil' comfortable about this as we all know that how v***gina stinks....but now i wish he could do it everyday.... 

blueroze
13 Nov 2008 11:05

haai man Orie sies man...
get yourself another shag partner....
or is the shag so good that you cant replace him now?

GML
13 Nov 2008 11:06

Orie: Sephinya. Yerrrr. i would've been pissed. Can you imagine laying there inhaling that. Was he even embarrassed about it? Did he apologize?

GML
13 Nov 2008 11:09

PY: I know that V thing. It's nice man. I also wish he could do it all the time but I dont want him to. Especially if i come from work and he is ready for me. I mean I was working all day, going to the toilet and sweating adn then he wants to go down on me. No ways. I would love him to but only after i take a bath

sibuuu
13 Nov 2008 11:10

Do guys really expect us to suck their dicks, i just find it disgusting and salty, i dont think i'l try it again, but i luv it when my man suck myn.

GML
13 Nov 2008 11:19

Sibuu: Salty? sometimes man. Can you imagine what the pussy tastes like if you're complaining about that being salty. Go down on him and he will make you famous.

Orie
13 Nov 2008 11:19

@GML, He never apologized.. He just said that was good, the guiy is good shame... but that sephinya will definately make me think twice before we do anything

mabhebheza
13 Nov 2008 11:22

I got stack overflow 73 ..thingie majiky & i thought internet yomlungu is complaining nani ma blooger ninayo??? hehake!!

PY
13 Nov 2008 11:26

stack overflow at line: 73....WTF?

Is it normally....to give ur man after a huge fight....no matter how angry i am i give him his thingy....coz he makes me...feel like i'm the 7th heaven....and after that i just keep quite to show him that i'm stil angry....but i only wanted his thingy to enter mine.....s#x is something else i tell u

TerryN
13 Nov 2008 11:26

I got stack overflow 73

Same here girl...i
was about to ask on of the moderator of the TVSA to check the fault...cant ask at work..."hello, im blogging during working hrs"

TerryN
13 Nov 2008 11:28

LOL @ PY

sibuuu
13 Nov 2008 11:30

Orie its natural 2 fart but i think he should have apoligized afta,sis

Orie
13 Nov 2008 11:31

@PY,, A women can be angry, but your punani SHOULD never ever be angry.. It is actually more nicer when you are angry because you start by just keeping quite and all of a sudden you hear your self groaning and moarning asking for more...Even if you did not want it you punani will just be very ready (wet)

TerryN
13 Nov 2008 11:32

OFF the topic:

Guyz i am so broke...cant wait for payday tomorrow.
Today bekuwusuku lokulala next to iATM...:-)

Ms. Jay
13 Nov 2008 11:33

Climaxing or Coming
I know ukhuthi I vibrate when this happens. In the beginning my man thought I was Epileptic and was dying because my eyes would roll. Yes, I look like i'm dying. What do you do? It was so embarrassing when he stopped to ask " Baby o right?" Can you imagine????

OMG I cant stop laghing....LOL, ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was hilarious

GML
13 Nov 2008 11:34

Mina i cannot enjoy anything if i'm angry. Even if he apologises. I just cant. I'll be pretending mos. PY, no matter how good the brother is when i'm mad he aint getting no A$$.

GML
13 Nov 2008 11:36

Care to share Jael???????

Orie
13 Nov 2008 11:37

@ Jael.....I get goose bumps and vibrate and i feel like there is a thred coming out of my punani, its a weird but nice feeling

Reggie
13 Nov 2008 11:38

yeah, i like this one!

youngtodie
13 Nov 2008 11:40

nice respond  guys  ,i love it.

Segololo
13 Nov 2008 11:41

GML: AMEN!!!

suzzy82
13 Nov 2008 11:46

Is it normally....to give ur man after a huge fight....no matter how angry i am i give him his thingy....coz he makes me...feel like i'm the 7th heaven....and after that i just keep quite to show him that i'm stil angry....but i only wanted his thingy to enter mine.....s#x is something else i tell u,,,,those two r not fighting  d*** and vjay ,,,,he he he

Cody
13 Nov 2008 11:46

ameni!

Ms. Jay
13 Nov 2008 11:47

Will be back..............

GML
13 Nov 2008 11:49

Oh guys I have nice pictures to put up but I cant hey. Eish

Ms. Jay
13 Nov 2008 12:01

I have so many - don know where to even begin!!!

GML
13 Nov 2008 12:03

Anywhere is fine Jael. Let us laugh today please

suzzy82
13 Nov 2008 12:09

Role Playing

i take a bra that is little bit small and wear it so that the cleavage can be big with a g-string that will match it and apply oil all over my body ,there is that song that i like for Nelly and st lunatics Tip drill i like to play it for my strip tease and take of a bra first and do a booboo dance and spank my big ass and shake it and end up on top of him 

Climaxing or Coming
i make a lot of noise  and hold him tight he knows that i'm about to cum when i do like that


PY
13 Nov 2008 12:29

no matter how good the brother is when i'm mad he aint getting no A$$ LOL

....Hey GML..i tried that but it does'nt work...he keeps on kissing and touching me everywhere...until i feel horny....he slowly undresses me....& ask "babe can i do this"?....i give him no reply....he then takes off my panty....& starts..playing with my V....then slowly put on his ding on me.....and davaza slowly and he would stop & say  "no i cant do this babe it feels like i'm raping u"...then this is when i just grab him and "say dont stop"...
I remember when i broke up with him bcoz he was seen kissing with the well known sl**t...it was a week after he had been trying to fix things up... when we saw each other in one of the clubs zasekasi....late that nite we escorted our friends to their boyfriends home.... i was left with him... we did'nt talk we just went to his house and get dirty....in the following morning i said to him pls do not tell any1 about this bcoz everyones know that we have broken up.........but then i accepted his apology....and we are still together....sex is our communication....when i made him angry i just play u-magosha...or a stripper....then i know he will get horny...and foget what i did to him...

GML
13 Nov 2008 12:37

At least PY you can handle it. Mina I just wanna throw something at him. A bottle, my cellphone or anything i can grab. He stays away or he goes for a drive. And then I get evven more pissed that he leaves me here alone. I'm just bad. That's why I talk things out with him before they get to that point.

nice one suzzy. I wish I had big boobs to dangle in front of him.

What happened to Jael vele? I'm waiting for the many stories

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 12:39

GML-uyazifela ngomdavazo hahaha

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 12:43

GML... IYHOOOO this is hilarious, u guys are funny hehehe!!

And the panty does always pull a HUDINI, you always have to look for it.... why mara?? LOL!!

blueroze
13 Nov 2008 12:45

you guys ever faxed a climx and he saw right thru u....
jhooo
embarassing indeed

blueroze
13 Nov 2008 12:45

you guys ever faxed a climx and he saw right thru u....
jhooo
embarassing indeed

GML
13 Nov 2008 12:49

WittyL: I remember once we were shagging at my house just b4 my baby sister came back from school. Tjo, we had a nice quickie we got undressed and I forgot to put my underwear back on(phela i never wear underwear unless I have to). My baby sister walked in and we were seated on the sofa no worries adn she said "and then y i panty lakho li hleli pantsi emva kwe sofa?"

Eish no wonder I couldnt remember I had underwear it was behind the stupid sofa.
TheL: I love me some Dick. As hard as a rock. I kiss, suck and lick it my dear.

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 12:49

Blueroze.... kanti how did u do it... guys can never pick it up when we are faking it!!!

Were u doing cartwheels? hehe

myname
13 Nov 2008 12:49

Iyhooooooo PY

belz
13 Nov 2008 12:50

how do you FAX a climax bluerose, to which number. i thot you meant faked but k is so far from x on the keyboard.

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 12:52

Kwa kwa kwa LMAO GML, okay its official U JUST FINISHED ME GIRL!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
I wonder what the poor child was thinking...

Cody
13 Nov 2008 12:54

Is everyone still horney???

Ms. Jay
13 Nov 2008 12:55

I keep getting an error message -  then I have to log out and dial in again!

OK my man just left!!! he wantedto know what got my ribs cracking so hard

Anyway let me start with this one - teh one time we feelin gfreaky we decided to park along a farm road - busy doing our thing - this OLD man rocks up and comes right to the window, peeps in and greets us with a very big HELLO - we were like butt naked!!!!!

I wanted to screammmmmmmm, am sure it excited him!!

blueroze
13 Nov 2008 12:56

oh sorry belz my bad faked....
but ke that happened while i was new in the game...
i guess thats what you get when you watch too much tv
talk about being dumb

GML
13 Nov 2008 12:59

Blueroze: men can never tell. I dont care what you do. You must have forgotten to fake it. lol. Phela I vibrate so i just vibrate and say. i came but it wasnt the usual cum. You see? I'm not really lying it wasnt the usual cum. He then makes it up to me so that I can have my usual cum

Beyonce Knowles Bee
13 Nov 2008 12:59

Eish talk about mdavazo and you will see Tvsa Buzzing,  

Anywhoo i just enjoy all this pep talk about the most embarassing moments!!! mine are just better left untold cause they would just send me back to my shamefull self thinkin of those days!!!

Ms. Jay
13 Nov 2008 13:01

guys can tell when we fake it - we cant fake what happens to our womb when we do climax, if he is switched on enuf he will notice the difference!

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:01

Is there anything u havent done wena mara??? GML

belz
13 Nov 2008 13:03

Eish uGML uhectic yazi!!! yho!!!lol.

PY
13 Nov 2008 13:03

Iyhooooooo PY....what is it myname....told u infront of people i behave...but in the bedroom.....i'm damn wild..."only if i'm not lazy...coz i'm a lazy person....LOL

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 13:08

Jael, I have never been caught! Men are not really concentrating on what the womb does.

Beyonce Knowles Bee
13 Nov 2008 13:11

GML i would swear you have live for longer than Tata Mandela has ngale Experience yakho!!!! you are just hectic ayikho into yoku dlala la kuwe

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 13:11

when I want some and there are people in the house-i walk past him and grab his balls or brush against them-then I go straight to the bedroom. he'll follow me.

awelani
13 Nov 2008 13:12

LOL @ belzzz

GML
13 Nov 2008 13:21

Ladies I'm not hectic. I have never had a 1night stand, nor have I ever cheated on any of my bf's  and I have never had a shagging partner. I do all these things with the same man.

Let's just say he could tell  you things that you guys will not believe. I told him to register and share but he is too busy managing people who dont work (hint).

TheL: I also do that but I send him an sms, even if we are at the same place with people. I say " I want you" or " I'm horny" or "my oussy is ticking"

He knows what to do. Beyonce: I'm only 23.
Jael: What did the old man want?

awelani
13 Nov 2008 13:24

GML, only 23 and u have done all these things?? Gal, when did u start having davazing, how many times a day/week/month do u davaza?? phela it's as if u do it everyday manje,,,

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:24

awelani.... u never told me how the opening the eyes and taking a peek went..... did u do it? Did u c brother man's facial expression?

Beyonce Knowles Bee
13 Nov 2008 13:26

Yoh but 23 to long Lol!!! but i must command you on that 1 guy with all this you should be very proud of yourself!!!! but yah like i said yesterday be a Lady on the outside then in the Bedroom be a slut like that!!!! you know you must carter to keep your man right!!!!  Carter for him then you can never go wrong!

awelani
13 Nov 2008 13:30

Witty lady, see below, where have u been??

Reply from: awelani 11/13/2008 2:46:18 PM
and to the ladies who sed i must take a look @ my partner while davazing, I did and had to stop maself from lafing,,just kept similng thou, what i saw was very funny, so thanx, lol

GML
13 Nov 2008 13:32

She did WittyL, this morning she said she tried it. Go back and read.
I've been with this man for 3 years and in the begging we hardly ever saw each other, so we utilized every chance we got. That's why.

I was helping him to cook at his place this one Sunday and he just couldnt help it but get a hard on when he saw me standing in front of the stove.
He started rubbing his penis against my ass and touching my breasts and vagina.
 Being quickly turned on i gave in.

The food was burning and we didnt care. His mom was about to come back from work and the house was full of smoke and the rice had burnt.
just as we finished and got ourselves sorted his mom walks in and says ''What the hell happened to my house?" What was important that you had to let the pots burn so bad? Tjo Mama sex is nice you forget everything else. (I didnt tell her that)

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:33

@ Awelani....eeish sorry gal.... I missed that one!

its good 2 c u did the homework we gave u LOL!!

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:36

Nna mara to tell the truth I dont like guys that talk too much when davazing.... I remember this

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:36

Nna mara to tell the truth I dont like guys that talk too much when davazing.... I remember this other

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:36

Nna mara to tell the truth I dont like guys that talk too much when davazing.... I remember this other guy

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:36

Nna mara to tell the truth I dont like guys that talk too much when davazing.... I remember this other guy he

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:36

Nna mara to tell the truth I dont like guys that talk too much when davazing.... I remember this other guy he kept

Beyonce Knowles Bee
13 Nov 2008 13:38

Hhyai ke i give uze ushise amabodo ka mama zala ustrongo girl!!!! Ayobaness!!! Mdavazzo fo GML for sure. I thought after Harambe24 there was no one othanda Umdavazo kangaka but manje i am convinced you guys can actually team up with Pastor Khathide and you would be millionares!!!! lol

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:39

Eeeish what the hell just happened?? I promise it's not my fault..... anyway he kept asking me" KE GO NYOBA MONATE" luckily he was doing crap so I just said no and told him to get off me because HE WAS SERIOUSLY WASTING MY CAKE nxxxa!

belz
13 Nov 2008 13:43

LOL witty!!!!

Toxic
13 Nov 2008 13:52

anyway he kept asking me" KE GO NYOBA MONATE" luckily he was doing crap so I just said no and told him to get off me because HE WAS SERIOUSLY WASTING MY CAKE nxxxa! 

tl tl tl!!!!!! haven't heard that word in a long time!

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 13:58

Toxic.... eeish gal tell me about it, I was also shocked to hear people still use that word and angry!! because I was so so so cerebosed, I could have done 20 porn movies that day and then ena he comes a tlo nja dibese fela. Being horny is funny hey..... and botlhoko as well if u dont leromposo!

Sana Lwam
13 Nov 2008 13:58

witty witty witty

sanas
13 Nov 2008 14:03

@Cody-Is everyone still horney???  Hell yeah ndimanzi ngalomzuzu if i had my vibrator in my bag ngendisafe

awelani
13 Nov 2008 14:03

LOL @ witty Lady

GML
13 Nov 2008 14:13

Ooh sanas. Do you really have one?

GML
13 Nov 2008 14:16

WittyL: Did he ever get it right tho?

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 14:23

GML... what??? maybe he got it right somewhere else coz mina I gave him the boot!
I didnt really like him I just wanted LEROMPOSO thats all, so I never gave him a second chance.

GML
13 Nov 2008 14:26

Thatha WL: If he can't nyoba you nice then he must go....lol

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 14:31

He must step!

pameng2003
13 Nov 2008 14:41

NIYAWUTHANDA UMTHONDO MANTOMBAZANA...WHERE ARE THE MAJITAS???

GIVE US JUICY STORIES......

Ntombi nto
13 Nov 2008 14:42

Guys, there was this guy neh, he was the hottest thing ever at Uni. 
And we became best friends for about a year. At the end of the year he was leaving to go to the UK forever so we decided that we must do this to say bye to each other even though we werent really seeing each other. When we got to the bedroom, his thing was so small and so limpy. I, quiet innocently asked him if it was up. Lets just say I'm glad I have not seen him again after that.
It was such an embarassing experience, he tried to hold it up with his finger to insert it , but it was just too soft.
This would have been my first experience btw.

witty lady
13 Nov 2008 14:47

Shame Ntombi.... it cant go in if its limpy phela...... *sigh* what a waste

belz
13 Nov 2008 14:48

OMW!!! Ntombi

TerryN
13 Nov 2008 14:54

belz.... still here?

TheLady
13 Nov 2008 14:58

LMAO NTOMBI... it experienced istage fright

belz
13 Nov 2008 14:59

Yes Tazzy, im here. :-)

Ntombi nto
13 Nov 2008 15:01

It did shame, and It didnt get a chance to redeem itself. But I have found bigger fish and am not complaining:)

PY
13 Nov 2008 15:12

nyoba....meaning pls...GML

GML
13 Nov 2008 15:41

PY read toxics reply and you'll know. Haai ntombi and you just lay there watching him trying to pick it up with his finger?

TerryN
13 Nov 2008 15:47

you guys ever faked a climx and he saw right thru u....
jhooo
embarassing indeed

LOL @blueroze.
 
im sure it so embarrasing when u get caught...LOL
I fake it when i am not really up for it...but he never noticed. 
Men are so......(i do know) to even care...as long as they you open those legs little bit wider.....:)))))

GML
13 Nov 2008 15:50

Tjo tazzy thats true. Open Wide and say aaaaaah.

Same here. Only when I really dont want to.... You cant refuse a man his cake now can you?

TerryN
13 Nov 2008 15:54

You cant refuse a man his cake now can you?

LOL....true hey...:-)

Ms. Jay
13 Nov 2008 16:13

GML - he wanted to see! like all curios people! Sex is mnandi so eish....I had a hectic afternoon but this blogg still managed to make me laugh! Going home now........

Ntombi nto
13 Nov 2008 16:17

GML > I didnt just lay there, phela I was initially too scared to even look because I thought if I see it I will change my mind. 
When he was taking forever, I started thinking "Mawungafuni yeka phela", thats when I discovered him trying to prop it up. Needless to say I got dressed and gave him a hug and left.

GML
13 Nov 2008 16:19

Bye guys.

I dare any man on TVSA to write an article about do's and dont's when it comes to men. If no man does this by Monday then I dont know (May be i'll write it. lol)

Smatsatsa ke seo
13 Nov 2008 16:26

Bye 
GML, dis is really hectic heheheheheh...nyobam nyobega, nyobolla, nyobisa
yeah ne.

Sparletta
13 Nov 2008 16:33

@Joe if what u say is true then props to u!!!

The is the first time in a longggg time that there have been so many responses!! haha ay the weather lately has been perfect for this sorto craziness but as i had blogged previously my better half doesnt really like getting 'intimate' so i just have to look and wish!!! Can u ever...?!!? hai nca hahahahaha

Sparletta
13 Nov 2008 16:43

@Andi01 ..."the after taste is killing me" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL

Strolicious
20 Nov 2008 07:52

guys here is my latest embarrassment...my mamezala ungene while siqeda ukwenza ama sexercise guess what my panty was unda da chair and she sat next to me....facing my panty, I was so embarrass for sure bekasho ngenhliziyo bamudle ubusuku bonke...

TerryN
20 Nov 2008 07:58

and she sat next to me....facing my panty.....I was so embarrass

ROFLOL Stroo

GML
20 Nov 2008 08:22

Tjo gal. I would have died. Jerrrrrrrrr.

PY
20 Nov 2008 08:27

GML...what have u done to me now....ever since i read this article i got horny everyday....and have to go to my boyfriend's place everyday......anyway my boyfriend is happy 'bout this coz ussually i'm lazy....LOL

GML
20 Nov 2008 08:32

PY: it's nice to know that I have stimulated your sex drive. It's great ne??? My man has been giving it to me almost everyday, especially after he read the article. M'davazo for life

Feza
20 Nov 2008 11:15

Girl, i hope you and your man don't break up anytime soon -- you've really revealed more than enough. Cos if you do break up, you're gonna look back at this blog and think ... what the hell?

GML
20 Nov 2008 11:19

No man he was impressed more than anything. he said he couldnt believe that I would actually be brave enough to write the article. We're getting married.....

Feza
20 Nov 2008 11:28

Congrats dear, I do not mean to be the prophet of doom, but married people do break up, you know...

awelani
20 Nov 2008 11:33

Um so ashamed to say this after saying that it was gonna happen again,, just 2days ago around 21:30/45, I have already put the lil boy to sleep, so we started playing with hubby in the sitting room, 1 thing led to another and we got busy, we were doing it doggy style, then hubby just stoppd without saying a word, when i lookd behind me, there he was, my lil boy walkd in on us AGAIN, calling my name, this time i had a small blanket next to me, i sat on the carpet, covered my embarrased self, i was so ashamed, my lil boy came and sat next to me,,, i just look @ him with so much shame...Dunno what 2 do.

Cody
20 Nov 2008 11:41

Aweristo im on gmail!! my appointment is late

GML
20 Nov 2008 11:43

@ Awe: Eish maybe the boy can sense when mommy is up to no good.. lol.

@feza: I do know that but a silly funny article will not be cause of a break up. In fact he enjoyed reading it and found it very funny. He said it was nice..... Anything embarrassing to share????

superwoman
20 Nov 2008 11:44

Damn girl,i wonder wat was going thru the lil mans mind.......but u don't have to feel ashamed coz wen he gets a lil older u can always explain to him co some kids actually think that daddy is hurting mommy wen they walk in on you......gud luck wit you next deed : )

awelani
20 Nov 2008 11:48

LOL @ Superwoman,,,I cant wait fir the schools to close so that i can send him to my sister for the holidays, even a week,,lol

superwoman
20 Nov 2008 12:04

.......@ Awelani,Then its ON!
I'll tell u my worst experience eva,this was with my ex.it was about 5AM wen we were doing it on top of the covers wit the light on.i don't think that his mom was aware that i was there,she knocked once and just opened the door and there we were,my eyes and hers locked and she just quickly closed the door.i just wanted to evaporate.he didn't see his mom coz he was faced the other way so he asked me who it was and i said,*bleep!*! yo mom,he just said *bleep!* and carried on like nothing had happened......i will never 4get that moment our eyes locked.

TheLady
20 Nov 2008 12:15

OMG superwoman-did you see her that very same day or next? Yho

GML
20 Nov 2008 12:21

Superwoman: What did she say to you. Did you ever see again after that???

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 12:22

Awelani u are traumatizing the poor boy, how do u think he feels seeing daddy hurting mommy all the time, phela I'm sure i-doggy style is painful sight for a boy as young as urs.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 12:23

he didn't see his mom coz he was faced the other way so he asked me who it was and i said,*bleep!*! yo mom,he just said *bleep!* and carried on like nothing had happened......
hahahahha u see that's what I like abt men, no matter what, the show must go on.

TheLady
20 Nov 2008 12:25

Nonns you haven't shared.

thsere
20 Nov 2008 12:34

 
@Nonny , wena you something else you know dat !!!! Uyangihlekisa wen eva u comment about udavazo.hahahahahahah u see that's what I like abt men, no matter what, the show must go on.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 12:40

Nonns you haven't shared.
@ TheLady - Eish, I'm still trying to think of less hectic embrarassments, angithi futhi I was busy with work the day this blog was loaded, so kinda gave up on contributing as well.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 12:41

Nonny, i hope he was still sleepy,,,,,

awelani
20 Nov 2008 12:44

I know u crazy and have zrazy stories, so please start writing while i make some tea,,lol

@ Superwoman, did she ever say something about it, i bet she didnt really like you after that ......

TheLady
20 Nov 2008 12:49

Ya Awisto...I'd see chances of that woman being amother-in-law evaporate nje.

Guys am buying those flowing wrap around skirts for emergencies-i'll put them in my boot. On Saturday me and my man were waiting ko Campus Square, after like 30 minutes of waiting-we realise that we wanted each other. I was wearing jeans and my man wanted to go down on me-and I can't exactly take off my jeans at 10 am in an open parking. Damn i missed out-I ended up giving him a BJ instead. Eish a lady needs to be prepared all the time.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 12:49

Nonny, i hope he was still sleepy,,,,,
I doubt it, I am sure that sight mad ethe poor boy wide awake, but stop stressing Awe, even if he tries anything at creche with a gal, it won't get him far, coz he still has i-cheese curls ne?

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 12:51

Guys am buying those flowing wrap around skirts for emergencies-i'll put them in my boot. 
LOL @ TheLady, wearing strategic clothes.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 12:53

LMAO,,, Nonny leave him alone with his cheese-curl, but it has potential of being something big one day,,,,cant blv i just sed that about a child, ,,

TL::Go get a kanga wena,,,just dont get caught.

TheLady
20 Nov 2008 12:56

I just nee something I can put on top of my jeans guys or whatever am wearing and at the same time I can hide him underneath-and then I can look all innocent.

superwoman
20 Nov 2008 12:58

Yes i saw her again, the very same day.i was even scared to leave the room though in the morning.my ex had to go out to move my car out of the driveway so she could leave for work.i had to soon face her directly coz 2 days afta that my ex rang me,her car was being serviced and i had to give her a lift from work for 2 days......eish! i really hated my ex those days.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 13:00

LMAO,,, Nonny leave him alone with his cheese-curl, but it has potential of being something big one day,,,,cant blv i just sed that about a child, ,,
hhahahha atleast u know he will be a blessing to women and the world at large, not just a waste of energy with an invisible totolozi.

Centrepiece
20 Nov 2008 13:03

@Nonny............ i am glad you said that, can you believe the nerve of my neighbour (i thought she was a friend)!!!! Apparently my boy (4) was playing with her daughter (3) and another boy (5) on Thursday last week, when neighbour finished bathing her daughter the daughter cried sayin her punani is hurt, when she looked at it there was blood (but not too much) and neighbour freaked out asking daughter who did her, then daughter said no one and then neighbour asked who daughter was playing with? Daughter said my son (4) and daughters cousin (5)...........now that gave them the right and the nerve to accuse my son of rape!!!  

Sorry GML i had to share this!!!

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 13:03

i had to soon face her directly coz 2 days afta that my ex rang me,her car was being serviced and i had to give her a lift from work for 2 days......eish! i really hated my ex those days.
Eish, sham man superwoman, that must've been torture.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 13:04

did she say anything??

blueroze
20 Nov 2008 13:09

did she say anything??
i bet she told her friend at work and not anything to superwoman.....

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 13:09

when neighbour finished bathing her daughter the daughter cried sayin her punani is hurt, when she looked at it there was blood (but not too much) and neighbour freaked out asking daughter who did her, then daughter said no one and then neighbour asked who daughter was playing with? Daughter said my son (4) and daughters cousin (5)...........now that gave them the right and the nerve to accuse my son of rape!!! 
OMG, blood??? @ from a 4 yearold??? Phela at 18 that boy of urs will have all the gals he's been with on wheelchairs.....LOL

But Centerpiece on a serious note, u must sit down with ur little one and aks him exactly what happened on that day. I hope he was not being what Awelane's child might be in the future: "Practicing what his parents were doing"...........phela remember mothers & fathers, parents are the first most direct role models kids impersonate.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 13:09

OMW  Centrepiece, u serious??

GML
20 Nov 2008 13:09

@CentreP: No problem@ Jerrrrrrrr, the nerve. What do kids know about rape. Maybe she must ask the people in her house and she'll find the culprit. A 4 year old raping a 3 year old. Please that is sheer nonsense.

@SuperW. I would have never. The thought of mamazala seeing me naked freaks me out. You are my hero

GML
20 Nov 2008 13:12

@ Nonny: True but what can a 4 year old do???
@CentreP: Ask your boy what happened but also tell him that you are not angry at him........

awelani
20 Nov 2008 13:15

now that gave them the right and the nerve to accuse my son of rape!!! Can a 4/5 yr old get it up, coz to get in there it has to up,,

I hope he was not being what Awelane's child might be in the future: "Practicing what his parents were doing,,,,Did i tell he has a memory of an elephant?? hope he 4got about the whole experience, both of them..

awelani
20 Nov 2008 13:19

@CentreP: No problem@ Jerrrrrrrr, the nerve. What do kids know about rape. Maybe she must ask the people in her house and she'll find the culprit. A 4 year old raping a 3 year old. Please that is sheer nonsense. GML is right, some1 in that house-hold might have done something, now they wana achuse those boys,, NX.

Centrepiece
20 Nov 2008 13:20

Nonny i have never ever sexercised in the same province that my son is in let alone the same house, and no member of my family has ever brought a boyfriend in the house (not in my granma's house).
And we set them all down and asked them what happend, the daughter does not say who did her and my son is so confused it is not funny! Even now i am still confused as to how this happened because the daughter is not traumatised and on that very same day she was walking normal, she did not act a child who just had a raw ordeal!

awelani
20 Nov 2008 13:23

Nonny i have never ever sexercised in the same province that my son is in..LOL

GML
20 Nov 2008 13:27

If your boy says he doesnt know, you must believe him no matter what. That woman must talk to her daughter and find out what happened......

Centrepiece
20 Nov 2008 13:33

And how does a 4/5 year old know how to put it in? Some people don't want to use their common sense maaan!!! 

awelani
20 Nov 2008 13:41

C-pc, they are just looking for a scape-goat, they shud ask umalume,

Centrepiece
20 Nov 2008 13:46

they shud ask umalume..........@awelani LOL!!
Funny........... that is what i thought too.

awelani
20 Nov 2008 13:51

U know what they say about a bomalume, bayaluma,,,,lol

PY
20 Nov 2008 13:59

@awelani...u know what its not good to see young children playing sex in the streets, of which they are not to blame but their parents are....once ur child starts to play outside he's gona teach the others, a child has a good memory u know, especially for the dirty things coz his not familier with this behavior, he wont forget what he saw....
Next time try to be more private, lock urselves in the room or lock his, then open it after u had finished....

Strolicious
20 Nov 2008 14:00

nci nci nci awelani....u ryt umalume uyaluma....

blueroze
20 Nov 2008 14:03

bomalume, bayaluma
so true.....

Cody
20 Nov 2008 14:07

Centerp dont under estimate these kids, my cousins son does chase girls with his pipi & it's not funny!!

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 14:12

Did i tell he has a memory of an elephant?? hope he 4got about the whole experience, both of them..
hhehehe then he probablly even remembers the exact location of ur dimples & stretchmarks......LOL

Even now i am still confused as to how this happened because the daughter is not traumatised and on that very same day she was walking normal, she did not act a child who just had a raw ordeal!
OMG, Centerpiece, the daughter was raped for real by an elder person and now they wanna pin the crime on ur little one, who probablly doesn't even know how to fenda, let alone faka his small thingie in a womans vijay'jay. This gal needs help coz blood? that couldn't be from a 4yr old, not even if their dad had the biggest sbhombolozi in the entire universe, never sana!!!!!!!!

Centrepiece
20 Nov 2008 14:14

@Cody................ to the extent of causing the punani to bleed? Noooooooo, let's be realistic here! Firstly my son is too young for his pipi to erect, and where on earth did he learn where the real punani is ?(and i'm no talking about the cover here i'm talking about the real hole). A four year old Cody?

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 14:24

@Cody................ to the extent of causing the punani to bleed? Noooooooo, let's be realistic here! Firstly my son is too young for his pipi to erect, and where on earth did he learn where the real punani is ?(and i'm no talking about the cover here i'm talking about the real hole). A four year old Cody?
I agree Centerpiece, it's impossible to rape that gal and make her bleed at that tender age.

PY
20 Nov 2008 14:25

i said,*bleep!*! yo mom,he just said *bleep!* and carried on like nothing had happened....superwoman....I like it,  its so cute& romantic (not for ur mother in law) but ur boyfriend carrying on like nothing had happen

@Awelani, just imagine u cought ur son(in his room) on top of his girlfriend...lol ....
Yesterday when we were doing it, there was a knock on the door and he wanted to respond then i said no baby dont stop...just ignore who ever is in the door....and yerrr...he did as i said...damn he f##ked me like nobody's business....and now my V is itching...

myname
20 Nov 2008 14:32

Nkos'onofefe!!!!!!

GML
20 Nov 2008 14:32

That'll teach you to ignore other people knocking.lol.
I know that feeling. I get it especially when I go to the toilet and I wipe myself. it burns

Cody
20 Nov 2008 14:38

sorry sweeedie i didnt see your postings, i thought you were referring to Awes son. what you said about your son is upsetting that woman is crazy period!!

Feza
20 Nov 2008 16:00

GML, you're probably too horny to understand what i mean.

I'm not saying the blog being the cause of the break up.  What i mean is ... never mind, go and have sex my dear.

Nonny
20 Nov 2008 16:03

I'm not saying the blog being the cause of the break up. What i mean is ... never mind, go and have sex my dear.
LOL

belz
20 Nov 2008 16:09

LOL Feza!!!

Centrep: shame man, poor boy.

s.majola
20 Nov 2008 16:11

GML ....U go girl

belz
20 Nov 2008 16:36

GML bandla, i think Feza didnt mean it like that, she meant what if you break up later on nje in life (not that you will) you will look back at this article and not feel good about , she didnt say this specific article will break you guys up, well that's how i read her response. Peace, people!!!!

GML
20 Nov 2008 16:41

Sorry! i'm having a crappy day and my boss was *bleep!* on every1 in the office today. Sorry. I'm still gonna get me some SEX though may be that'll help

belz
20 Nov 2008 16:42

LOL GML, thats the spirit, go ahead and distress!!!

awelani
20 Nov 2008 16:45

hhehehe then he probablly even remembers the exact location of ur dimples & stretchmarks......LOL >>>>lol,, Voetsekkkkkkkkk!!!! FYI, I have dimpl-less butt, and the strechmarx are fading,,,,

let baby
21 Nov 2008 14:57

one day i was with my boyfriend and we were in his car talking the next thing we started wanting each other so we couldnt go anywhere my parents were in the house and his place was far so we decided to drive to this other desertrd house so we did it under the tree and afterwards we went home as if nothing happened

el peru
21 Nov 2008 15:28

Ya i have done that as well doing it in the car but the cops busted us and we were taken to the cop station and we had to wait there when ever a cop came they would be like guys who wants to charge this criminal and they would ask what happend then they told my story

Centrepiece
21 Nov 2008 15:31

LOL............... el peru

myname
21 Nov 2008 15:40

auch El P but LOL, Criminals hahaha

Ntombi nto
21 Nov 2008 17:15

Eish, I also got caught by cops while he was going down on me...smack bang in the middle of Koma Road at 3am after a hectic night out. 
He payed an "admission of guilt fine" to the cops, very embarrasing! The cops kept asking me if he was forcing me and they kept asking me if my parents knew I was there, I must hav been 21, but I looked 16 they claimed. 
They then insisted on escourting him take me home and then woke my mother up with the flashing lights...sigh!

belz
22 Nov 2008 09:28

LMAO!!! @ peru and ntombi nto!!!!! yho these stories make me feel like such an angel.

GML
24 Nov 2008 08:38

Wow guys. Cops nogal. I would die. And for waking your mom Ntombi.... what did you say to her?

thsere
24 Nov 2008 09:03

Hayibo ntombin nto i thought u are a  Virgin? but anyway what did ur mom say . Yazi doz cops dey were enjoying de fact dat u were embarrassed, how can dey wyk ur mama for dat Nonsense. Kanti bona abalwazi ucansi ukuthi lumnandi emotweni. Damn doz cops.

GML
24 Nov 2008 08:38

Wow guys. Cops nogal. I would die. And for waking your mom Ntombi.... what did you say to her?

thsere
24 Nov 2008 09:03

Hayibo ntombin nto i thought u are a  Virgin? but anyway what did ur mom say . Yazi doz cops dey were enjoying de fact dat u were embarrassed, how can dey wyk ur mama for dat Nonsense. Kanti bona abalwazi ucansi ukuthi lumnandi emotweni. Damn doz cops.

lucious
01 Dec 2008 16:58

Yho I ddn`t knew that girls like s''x like that ?

lucious
01 Dec 2008 16:58

Yho I ddn`t knew that girls like s''x like that ?

GML
26 Feb 2009 14:46

Embarrasing moment happened to me last week.

My man brother is living with us until he gets his car back.
So he has class on Mondays which end at 8h30pm. We thought we should get busy while he was away. We were in the lounge ( open Plan) sitting on the Sofa that's facing the kitchen door.

We were kissing and touching and undressing. Just as I got on top of him the guy walks in. I just looked at him naked. My man was inside me. He just proceeded to his room and locked it. We stopped and put our clothes on.

We called him after like 10minutes.

Luksta
26 Feb 2009 15:00

Gaad GML...what did you say?

GML
26 Feb 2009 15:09

I just said i thought he would be in class.
He said his class was cancelled. I asked why he didnt call us, we would have fetched him

Luksta
26 Feb 2009 15:14

Tjo...that must have been hard.
I imagine him(or you) trying to avoid eye contact...

SmartGuy
27 Feb 2009 23:55

lol..

zozoe
23 Apr 2009 15:44

tl tlt tlt tl tl tl

i can stop laughing

zozoe
23 Apr 2009 15:44

tl tlt tlt tl tl tl

i can stop laughing

GML
25 May 2009 08:21

Morning guys.

my man and I forgot to throw away a condom packet that we had used the previous night. Mom in Law came to visit and found it on the sofa where my hubby had forgotten it. She took the packet and said "guys are you still using condoms?" and gave me the packet. Because we were on our way out I took it and put it in my bag with the intention of throwing it away. I  forgot. Later that day my mother wanted some cash and I told her to look for it in my bag. She came holding the condom packet in her hand and said "Eish nina, you're still preventing? I want grandchildren now"

What do you say to your mom in law????

zozoe
25 May 2009 09:03

guys you this article doesnt lose value so i am sure it will still get most replies so lets all have fun

GML
25 Jun 2009 16:11

I needed to laugh and i thought i should come here.

Eish I cannot believe i wrote this......lol

TerryN
25 Jun 2009 16:16

ROFLOL

babetm
25 Jun 2009 16:21

this one still rocks.thanx to GML

BigMama
02 Jul 2009 13:02

Hahahaha, GML. Your articles have a way of making anyone laugh.

GML
07 Aug 2009 13:05

All newbies need to come here and share an embarrassing moment. I'm bored yoh. Seeing that there is nothing to blog about

Loreal
18 Aug 2009 12:40

babetm
20 Aug 2009 11:22

i used to be so shy when it comes to sex and  i could not even do it during the day,my bf even said im lazy. well thanx 2 tvsa now  i have learned new tricks.lol

my bf used to go down all the time and i could scream and do all the silly things but when it comes to my turn i just got on top of him, after some few minutes i would stop and say that im tired. 

one day as we were talking he told me how he likes it and i started feeling guilty and i decided to give him a BJ. the day i gave him a Bj he praised me all night and he was so happy and i knew i was going there. 

now kemodira until he says "babe i dont have the energy anymore, can we continue tomoro morning"lol.

 
I used to complain about the first round bcos he used to leave me begging for more and the other day ke modirile first round and he was groaning , afterwards he said that " each time we make love the first round is on u"shoo  i just lmao when i think about it

i havnt had any embarassing moments up to so far.

Pooky
20 Aug 2009 11:29

fanny farts embarass the isht outta me LOL

babetm
20 Aug 2009 11:37

fanny farts embarass the isht outta me LOL

lmao @pooky

felfel
20 Aug 2009 11:46

make ur fanny fart before he comes to u Pooky, lie on ur back naked and bring ur knees up to ur chest, ur coochy wil exhale and the air will come out u'l hear it, lol, works for me : )

Katlegom
20 Aug 2009 11:48

damn this site is full of perverts, crazy stuff!

Pooky
20 Aug 2009 11:49

Even Jamie Foxx talks about them here...flippin hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wicCzGCLO0U

lady gaga
20 Aug 2009 11:56

u can say that again Pooky, but it was a long time ago since it happened, i was with my current boyfriend and it was the first time having sex with him, but luckily he didn't say anything just looked at me like , dnt worry i wnt laugh...lol

maud
20 Aug 2009 12:07

Fart in front of your boyfriend Ladyg- never happened, and i hope i doesnt happen,amahloni lawo 

Pooky
20 Aug 2009 12:07

LOL noted felfel
lady gaga ....
on your first time?? LOL

lady gaga
20 Aug 2009 12:12

eish bafwethu, u know some things u cnt control

Holiday
20 Aug 2009 12:20

I was giving this strange guy a bj then i cum i told him im on periods. 

lady gaga
20 Aug 2009 12:24

kanjani Holiday, i dnt understand or is it im slow, please explain

Matha
20 Aug 2009 12:27

kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa@Holiday  gave stranger a blow job and you cum? im not sure i understand you lady gaga do you?

GML
20 Aug 2009 12:32

Holiday come here and explain yourself please

Holiday
20 Aug 2009 12:40

Ok that night i was looking forward to have sex...(no no no to make love) to my BF so he dissapoint me then i decided to grab some skinny guy from my neibours and gave him a bj since i was horny and i just cum while i was bze.   

Toodecent
20 Aug 2009 12:46

Oh my God... television SA users mara? Huwie!

monchooza
20 Aug 2009 12:47

girls fart during sex mara thats not bad, because air gets pumped in the vjayjay during sex

GML
20 Aug 2009 12:50

Yoh. that is weird.

Matha
20 Aug 2009 13:05

Bathong Holiday o rota ka pele moss…just like my boy friend. You too are not save le ka rotelana in the middle nowhere.

dajazzy
20 Aug 2009 13:11

well, i went to this guys' house two weeks ago, in the middle of the deed  my tummy got a bit painful, i think it was stomach cramps, i asked him to stop and i went to the loo, i did a number two, and that was not intentional, it was part of relieving the pain, needless to say the bathroom was full of not-so-nice smelling aroma, there was no spray, so i just came back to bed, onli for him to go to the loo for a pee, i don't think he spent a sec in there, he had to go and use another bathroom, i just pulled the blankets over my head and pretended that i was fast asleep

By the way i'm new here, although i've been a silent blogger

GML
20 Aug 2009 13:17

ha sies. You just go a a guy's house and make a stink there and still deprive him.

lady gaga
20 Aug 2009 13:20

Matha o reng mosadi, boyfriend ya gago eka dirang le Holiday, ga ke kweshishe. ke wa gago motho oo????

ouch dajazzy, sorry girl....lol

maud
20 Aug 2009 13:26

eish dajazzy welcome silent blogger, i am glad you finaly broke your silence,
you should have stopped him and say ( arive alive)

dajazzy
20 Aug 2009 13:30

@ GML, never mind that the following morning he didnt forget to sing to me that my sudden illness came after i reached my orgasm...and i ddnt have the energy to deal with it, all i wanted was to go home

machinjiri
06 Nov 2009 09:33

GML i so love ur article, it made wnt some f******g, am sorry for replying too late to the article its coz av just read it today , u r one crazy gal u knw that will come back with my most embarrancing moment but GML kip this in mind u rock gal, big ups

GML
06 Nov 2009 09:44

Having a perveted mind makes me rock. WOW.

Thanks machinjiri.

GML
04 Dec 2009 15:35

OMG: I just read some of the replies to my boss and she cant stop laughing.
She even told me some of her embarrassing moments.

My boss loves to talk about S%&..

Just reading the comments makes me laugh.

The things you people say.... haai sies

machinjiri
04 Dec 2009 15:42

@ GML

 when r u writing something like this again?

Benji Wa Bantwana
13 Jul 2010 16:25

Men always think about other girls while busy with you girl. Ask him tonight, he wont deny it.

MADENZA
22 Jul 2012 07:53

tjoo

VusiK
22 Jul 2012 10:32

lol

Kandyfloss
22 Jul 2012 19:41

Kwaa kwaa!


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