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After five days….the best life series has offered information you needed and some you just did not even think about. Yesterday’s show was the last for The Oprah Winfrey Show as the series now goes online. I could not resist but observe this episode since I knew that it would offer fans and regular viewers more to laugh about and reflect.

As a result, here are my observations…

First of all, much respect to the guys who appeared on the show with their wives and revealed to millions of Americans and the whole world that their wives have not achieved any orgasm. Can you imagine...there you are humping your wife all the time with no clue that she actually does even get there… you know... pleasureville, despite the sounds she makes.


I swear this must be some sort of emotional rape, if you really think about. Now I see why some married wives are so twisted and nasty…and hate any person who has a good sex life. That’s because they have issues….in bed. Take Oprah’s advice…tell the truth. Tell your husband or man, you are not reaching the “Honey and Milk” state. After all, do you want to die not having been to the promised land?

What got my observing mind going was “The Mercy Fake” issue. That’s like mercy screw, which I’ve heard of. “Yes Baby, Oh Yes…Baby that’s it, right there….. ohhhhhhhhh yes baby. You are the man. Now get off….”.

It’s like that question you ask when you are having a nice chat…”Baby do I satisfy you in bed?” and she looks at you like “OMG why did you have to bring this up” and she goes “why do you ask” Bingo Problem Alert……. the cure….communicate more.


Tell him or her that you are not hitting the spot and make an appointment with yourselves to find the spot or show him the spot, so that he can hit it. After he finds it, you get him to hit it until he was nothing to offer. Just don’t forget to wrapped it up!


One of the ladies revealed that she has been faking it for 24 years. I guess female commitment has many levels. Here is the letter


The husband goes on to explain that he assumed, based on sounds the wife made, that the she was reaching the “Honey & Milk” state // Promised Land. This was very interesting to me because experience teaches that a woman can fake all she wants but they can’t fake the real thing. What happens when it hits, is something you will never forget and with each woman there is always that special version which makes it all the more fascinating.

This reminds me of one funny story of this girl who experienced it for the very first time and just before it hit….she went “Oh... I am loosing control” and her voice started to shake badly…as she repeated the words over and over almost scared of what was happening. Then all sorts of stuff started to happen and she was gone. It was hilarious and hot, all rolled into one. You would need to be extremely talented to fake what your internal organs do when you reach that place. In fact a good sex partner makes it his personal mission to make sure that a female arrives safely over at the “Milk & Honey” state because he is addicted to what happens when she reaches the state of bliss.


There is more information about the intense male experience and what gets him to also shake and scream like an animal when he reaches a unique bliss (the sound is incredible nothing you’ve heard). But that’s for another day.


Just know your equipment before you start using it on others. I don’t mean what it looks like, I meant how it works when in action versus whom you use it on. You don’t go around with your keys for a Toyota or whatever else you drive and try to open other people’s BMW’s or Merc’s; convinced that your keys can open those doors, not to mention start the bloody cars…!

It’s not polite….to expect others to master you organs. Teach them and be honest. Also try and invest your energy in knowing what you are working with. Trust me it’s worth the exercise. Remember to be honest and communicate about what feels good and what you’d like to try.

Much like the theme of Oprah’s best life week, you need to work on yourself first…..start working on YOU. It will affect all areas of your body and life, hopefully positively. Even if you don’t speak French or Sex, try to at least to speak YOU!


Now readers….. this moment is perhaps my best observation thus far.
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We start with a little affirmation


This is because we will now watch Oprah and Dr. Laura Berman present a “Big Purple and Black Sure Thing”….for ladies. I knew something weird was going to happen but this was a moment, which turned out to be something else courtesy of SABC3. Please note that TheTVObserver will debut Most Memorable TV Moments, we currently have over 20 moments which we have scheduled to debut on TheTVObserver exclusively. This Oprah moment made the list unintentionally and we thought it best to share it on this blog since it marks the end of the Oprah Show's best life series before it goes online.

So without delay …..

The following clip contains a discussion about a Big Purple and Black sure thing that solicited an act by SABC which left us on the floor with sheer uncontrollable laughter as we tried to cope with the final episode. As Oprah holds this “sure thing”, SABC3 decides to post a warning which asks viewers to use electricity wisely whilst this “thing” is…..humming. Hilarious to no end. Enjoy…..

One of the points of discussion was “the things we tell ourselves when it comes to sex, as well as the things our parents have engraved in our personality, which inform how we relate to sex”. This was very interesting since it holds such truth. Like those situations when you go to the “boyfriend’s or girlfriend’s” home and they completely refuse to have sex in the same house as their parents. Then there are those women who will say things like:

“I don’t give head”
“I don’t do those positions”
“I don’t use those things"…referring to toys
“I don’t believe in being too loud”…even if it’s just the two of you in the house
“Why should we dress up to have sex?”
“I don’t touch myself there”
"I don't have sex naked"
“I don’t masturbate”
“I don’t have to have an orgasm”
and many more….


They will then end those sentences with….”that is what prostitutes do, dear” And they wonder why their husbands cheat on them? But there is also the other side, the men who do not believe that those things must be done to their wives, instead they will find a girlfriend whose willing. Complexities of Sex and Sexual lifestyles of humans…..another story all together!


Whilst thinking of that, I leave you with this very interesting story. A women aged 25 by the name of Sarah Carmen, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs. It results in a spontaneous and persistent genital arousal, with or without orgasm or genital engorgement, unrelated to any feelings of sexual desire. Trust me after reading the rest of this story it is not as appealing as it sound. It gives horny bustard a true meaning.


She believes her condition was brought on by pills. She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.” She continues to explain in her interview that "It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm. Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax. In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200.” Exhausting takes on a whole new meaning.

“As a skin care specialist I have to use tools which vibrate a lot of the time for micro-dermabrasion and they sometimes set me off. I was doing a bikini wax and you have to really concentrate and keep your hands very still, and mine go a bit wobbly when I orgasm. I had to pretend I had cramp in my foot and just stood there wriggling around on the spot and stifling my moans until it was over."


She explains her most embarrassing moment as follows: "The most embarrassing thing that has happened was when I answered a market research questionnaire and had an orgasm in front of the researcher. She knew what was happening and looked at me like I was a weirdo. I tried to explain that I couldn't help it, but I was blushing so much I had to walk away."



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