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The Survivor Guatemala Crystal Ball: Episode 2

Written by Fingolfin from the blog The Island Rat on 25 Apr 2006
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The first Crystal Ball of Survivor: Guatemala proves its worth. Seriously, this is good stuff. Wow, I couldn't make this up:
  • At Nakum, Blake dies. Well, no, he doesn't, but we'll wish he did. Whiny bastard.
  • Brandon complains about how stupid everyone is again. He then chokes to death whilst trying to see what his hat tastes like.
  • Gary comes out about his real name to Jamie:

    Gary: Ok, I admit it my real name is.... wait for it... Gary Hogeboom. Yes... what? No, I didn't... no, I hid it because.. - no, not because it sounds funny, I.. hey, what? Stop laughing. Seriously.

    Gary then shows Jamie what a great footballer he was by throwing his head 74 yards to Judd who does the touchdown dance. Judd then eats Gary, because he's a big guy and that joke had to happen sometime.
  • Yaxha, on the verge of starvation, decides they need to eat ants. Surprisingly, they all still die, because ants are very small.
  • At the reward challenge, Jeff raises everyone from the dead, because a show with no contestants is, let's face it, a bit boring. Also, he's a bit of a show-off.
Should be an interesting episode. How do you think Blake will fare against the wicked, wily trees this time? Badly? I do. Think, that is.

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