For years, uhdikts (big brother DEDICATED fans) have complained about everything on the biggie show but the biggest demand was the return of BBM (Big Brother Mzansi). The hope was that with the show in a more "liberal" environment, certain things would not be censored or controlled as biggie motherland (Big Brother Africa) ... We would get MORE DRAMA, we assume...
So the powers that control our TVs and lives for 3 months decided to give uhdikts their wish this year. Will it be everything the uhdikts want, wish, hope and demanded? This sunday, the answer will pop up on our tv screens when the show starts and all the idiots (housemates) enter the house. I would have been done with the house when they come in...
I will be in the house for 24 hours to experience and make an impression of what the idiots signed up for. Who do I ask my 939 million and 3 thousand and 60 thousand (Gedleyeguptisa 939 360) questions?
Will IK or KB welcome me into the house? Will it be all I imagined it would be? What will I do and not do? Who will be there with me? How different will this house be from all the other biggie houses in previous years? What do I pack and not pack? How do I prepare, mentally and physically, for this experience?
Mental preparation for someone determined to win a lot of money for being totally disconnected from the world and outplay others to get that moola is rough... Ssssso I spent this past saturday at Exclusive books looking for resources to guide me... And I settled on these 2 books by Robert Greeene "The 33 strategies of war" and "The 48 laws of power". Let's just say if I was going into that house for the real deal, these would be my companions from the day I was shortlisted.
My companions before I step into the house; Richard Greene books " The 33 Strategies Of War" and "The 48 Laws Of Power"
Having no clue to time is no challenge, I ditched wearing a watch 15 years ago... So I always have no clue what time it is. I feel i have total control of my time which I feel a watch robs me of... I tell time what Segololo wants to do, not the other way round... Alas, I digress... That is an article all on its own.
How not to pack for a 24 hour trip...
Well, the packing is less strenuous but tricky... I am only away for 24 hours, right? Trying to pack like an idiot going away for potentially 3 months is tough... How many changes do I pack? Will we even sleep? Idiots don't sleep the first 24 hours.
Model Nerissa Nefeteri in her slikini (Source: Instagram)
Do I pack my superman suit or Do I pack the slikini? Will the slikini fit, be appropriate and look good on the pictures and camera? With all the xmas kilos, can I get away with showing my bulges to my housemates? Is the slikini necessary?
Anytime I do something for the first time; yes mostly everytime, my mind goes through so many questions and trauma that I could potentially stop myself from the experience. BUT there is nothing that will stop me from THIS experience...
Am I ready? I don't know but one thing is sure I will immerse myself in the experience...