Wash is a serious man, with a serious job: he flies
Serenity. He also has a
wicked toy dinosaur collection.
Wash is a gifted pilot, who could fly a bucket out of a canyon and outrun anything, which is handy, considering
Serenity is falling apart, and often has to outrun things.
Wash is somehow married to Zoe.
Wash: "Everything looks good from here... (plays with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."(as Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."(as T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"