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BBA3: The Watchers

Written by Segololo from the blog Biggie Motherland on 10 Sep 2008
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For the record; I am not a Big-E Addict and I am not in denial. LOL! I am just a social differences commentator who enjoys watching Big Brother. BUT I often wonder about “the watchers”; those that are addicts, fans and Jet Li’s (they want to be a part of the show).

I have been glued to my TV screen, mostly listening than watching the Big-E IDZIOTS (housemates) while sms’ing, blogging and reading “the watchers” opinions on the activities in the house. It is often hilarious how when something remotely entertaining (nothing much has wowed so far) the updates come in and EVERYTHING is comic. You could swear we are watching mimes and have to figure out what they are saying, doing and trying to convey to “the watchers”. The opinions are so different and sometimes far fetched that you think “we cannot be watching the same thing!”

The addicts
This breed of “watchers” will miss work, going out, meeting with friends; basically all “normal” life stands still as they shuffle everybody and everything around to just be sitting in front of TV watching the IDZIOTS. They simply cannot afford to miss out on anything. The channel doesn’t (and no-one is allowed to) change even when Big-E decides to show a big dude clad in a brown-choco-wiggled designed jersey sleeping on the couch wearing sunglasses for a good 45 minutes. The have to see it. 

jers-man
Adictive view

The fans
This is usually a potential addict but circumstances force them to just be a fan. They either watch when they visit friends, family and mates AND their visits to these places dramatically increase during the Big-E season. They will offer to bring food, cook, help or just pop by for a quick chat. They will read and visit the Big-E websites for any update or news. They are more entertained by the TV when “visiting” than the chit chats.

The Jet Li’s
This is a whole different kind of watcher – they wish they were in the house and believe they would have provided better entertainment value to “the watchers”. They are often judgmental of the personalities of the chosen and feel that they would have done things way differently than the IDZIOTS. Some may have even tried to sign up for the show and didn’t get past the seventh set of interviews to be chosen. Some would never even sign up as they prefer to be “armchair critics” 

Mi-lingo queen
TVSA's Mi-lingo Queen - she must have been a jet-li

Updated... 
The pretender
The pretend they hate the show; will deny watching or even knowing anything about the show... BUT when the admitted talk about the show, you end up listening to the pretender giving full blow-by-blow analysis of the IDZIOTS, their biographys and their personalities and who should leave at the next eviction show...

Lavhee's addition: Thank you, my friend!
The Converted:
They hated Big-E becoz they never understood how watching 12 people live with each other could be fun. Angithi they've never really seen any Big Brother. Then they watch a few episodes, probably because their friends/partner conversation is always about Big-E. Next thing you know they call you asking you what time nominations are, and are the one who sulk/ or tell you "NO!!"... when you change channels to check the weather..



16 Comments

Paralyzer
10 Sep 2008 00:41

Funny article, sege! Im def an addict @the mo! So true nothin hectic happen,but i cnt miss anythin,just in case somethin happen!

Cande
10 Sep 2008 00:43

I am a fan

Toxic
10 Sep 2008 00:43

Like yr analysis. This article i can stomach cause there's no reference to slutoya or uti or sheila or any of the housemates. i think i would have been a fan if i wasn't lazy to drive to my aunt's house......

WhiteSockGirl
10 Sep 2008 02:23

My name is WSG and I am not an addict.

WhiteSockGirl
10 Sep 2008 02:25

Sego,..  I am attending to your request,.. I will scan and mail it.

Fluffy Head
10 Sep 2008 02:32

You left out one category Sego - Recovering addict...

I  was an addict last season - called in sick a number of times just to stay home and watch... (well I was sick from sleep defficiency). This year - I watch when I'm there if I'm not its not big-e (although that is not by my choice)...But I always watch the daily update show and read the blogs to keep up to date with the happenings

mjj
10 Sep 2008 02:47

I name is mjj and i'm an addict...........

Cnglemother
10 Sep 2008 02:47

Nice one Sego, y'all know what i am right? 

Tox i am so impressed u even know the names, what does that say about you? 

I have a friend who's a fan like Cande, she watched it for one saturday at my house and she got hooked and it was the first week, so now i have to call her and update her as to what's going on? She still remembers all their names. A call to her is not less that ten minutes coz i have to break it down as it happened.

And now I cannot watch it without being online and chatting to the bloggers, it is not enjoyable if i am not blogging.

Segololo
10 Sep 2008 03:35

Oh, I forgot a very special kind of watcher

The pretender 
The pretend they hate the show; will deny watching or even knowing anything about the show... BUT when the admitted talk about the show, you end up listening to the pretender giving full blow-by-blow analysis of the IDZIOTS, their biographys and their personalities and who should leave at the next eviction show...

Cande
10 Sep 2008 03:40

he he he THe pretender

cleve
10 Sep 2008 03:50

Im a jet-li, but don't think I'll ever apply.

Cnglemother
10 Sep 2008 04:03

The pretender - I have 2 in mind but wont give up their names.

Teeza
10 Sep 2008 05:27

My name is Teeza and I want to think I'm recovering yet very much addicted then sumtime I act a snob and tell my friends "BB is so mindnumbing"  (Pls don't let them know) What time is the hilites show anyone? Sego, this is so funny babe, as for the accent, you do it so well:-)

Fluffy Head
10 Sep 2008 05:54

Segio :] @ pretender...awudlali kak'hle ke wena

Lahvee
10 Sep 2008 06:00

Here's another one...

The Converted:
They hated Big-E becoz they never understood how watching 12 people live with each other could be fun. Angithi they've never really seen any Big Brother. Then they watch a few episodes, probably because their friends/partner conversation is always about Big-E. Next thing you know they call you asking you what time nominations are, and are the one who sulk/ or tell you "NO!!"... when you change channels to check the weather..heheheh

My name is Lahvee and my DSTV only has 1 channel - ch 198

Segololo
10 Sep 2008 07:42

Just had to come here to check the jers-mans pic... damn!  no wonder he looks so content!! brada got head...


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