So what did we hear this past weekend?
Kanjani News:
Okay, when they revealed him last week as one of the Brand Ambassadors, they definitely wanted him to be in the media but I don't think "No More Wedding Bells" is the kinda headline Fo Sho had in mind.
He he he what am I talking about? Nami I'm surprised. Apparently Fezile Makhanya was supposed to get hitched next year to this woman who is cheating on him with a colleague.
Kuthiwa ke ubhuti went to mysister's workplace and caused some drama confronting them apho. Somehow I can't imagine gentle Fezile doing that but ke love has been known to drive people to madness.
Nge Spiti So News:
So Nolly Gomati, the Jozi FM gal famous for being Mzolisto's squeeze is now rumoured to be umuntu ka Brickz Mabrigado. The same Brickz who was on RGB saying "Into yami ngiyayilwela"....speaking of Brickz, must the Sunday Sun write about him EVERY SUNDAY???
Hokha SS, enuff with the Brigado obsession...only I'm allowed to be obsessed...
Ncoh News:
Poor Zamani Khoza...finding out from the newspaper that his contract on Generations was not gonna be renewed...(If that's true bathong, phela niyayazi iSS)
So according to them they phoned Sphiwe Mtshali to ask for his comment on the news that he's being written out of G Spot, only to find out ukuthi yena he thought they were still negotiating...he he he he .
What was a bit confusing is that SW said that he quit Generations to concentrate on music so I don't know which paper is telling the truth (what else is new!)
Actually, I don't really care what happened, I'm just happy that I won't have to watch him on Generations again.
Hope the Kwaito thing works out, I love Kwaito so I will definitely buy HIS album. Not one he shares with Magesh coz I don't know WHAT Magesh will buy with MY money.
Thank Goodness News:
Okay, so Deborah Fraser is to sing for the Springboks when they play France next weekend. Well, she's not the most "relevant" choice but I guess at this rate, anything is better than Sis "you know who"....
Baphindile News:
So Msawawa now confesses to using drugs and whatever else....yeah, you know how it goes, just coz he's releasing an album next month....*yawn* not buying it...NEXT!!!
Ohh heh eh News:
Some guy from Pitori says that SABC 1 stole his concept, he's the one who came up with the idea for LIVE. He he he he.
Uthi ubhuti he emailed the concept to a studios@urbanbrew email address coz "he couldn't reach anyone responsible for receiving and checking the proposal."
Amen, icawe iphumile! So would someone smart enough to come up with a proposal for such a show just send it nje for the sake of sending it without knowing who's on the receiving end of his "intellectual property?" Nithanda kabi!!!
WOW News:
So Nhlanhla is touring the country with Mary J Blige when she hits SA in October.
Congratulations Nhlanhla, blow them away....
I miss Lebo Mathosa all of sudden. May her beautiful soul rest in peace!!
Ufuna sithini ke ngoku News:
Mercy Phakela is releasing a CD through Bonsai Entertainment....and my question is, SO??
Thatha News:
Siyabonga Shibe aka Sfiso in Gazlam says that he quit Mthunzini.com coz they didn't wanna pay him what he's worth. He says that WE are only watching the show to see him...hi hi hi bwah ha ha ha ha!! Who's been qhathing this guy??
Honestly guys, the only reason some of you even remember who I'm talking about is coz I said "Sfiso in Gazlam". If I had only said Siyabonga Shibe, some of you would have been blank....
So, to clarify things for Mr. Shibe (who is a brilliant actor, might I add), WE DON"T watch Mthunzini.com to see him, the only people I noticed on that show were:
- the Khambule guy (coz I was forced to notice him, he's in all the scenes & I loved him in Yesterday),
- KB (coz they forced her down our throats)
- Thobi Mkhwanazi (hard not to notice her, great actress)
- the main character's mom (coz of her awful acting)
For Siyabonga's info, I don't watch the repeats of Gazlam coz I can't stand him and his Khethiwe....bayakhinya str8!!!
I hear Phuthi is replacing KB on the show? Phuthi's TV career is growing so nicely. BIG UP!!!
Ayeye News:
Udo Carelse joins the long list of talented people that are leaving the YFM stable....
Which reminds me, I need to write you guys a special article to tell you why I STOPPED LISTENING TO YFM AND SWITCHED TO METRO! TVSA had a brief "encounter" with Mr Pillay, the YFM CEO who told the Sunday World to "F**k Off"....and hey, it left me singing "goodbye YFM"....watch this space for that one.
Kuthiwa ke uUdo has joined Talk Radio 702, I wish him all the best. Was so sad when he left the breakfast team, sport was never same for me since then and I must say I've found my home elsewhere...eish, can't say coz I don't wanna upset DJ Sbu. hi hi hi
Enden? News:
Enden? What's with Arthur and Lerato Moloi? Phela Shwashwi says 999 master arrived with her at Speedy's video shoot usisi amakhwapha emanzi te! Wathi ke uShwashwi , sisi you are too pretty to be sweating like a man so I hope she heard and listened.
Oh Nkosi Yam News:
What will happen to Scara guys?? I am really worried about him...to think I expected him to be the first one to be snapped up, does anyone know what's going to happen to him??
That's all I heard this weekend now...(in my best Ribs voice) "Shayan' izandla nina!!!!"
P.S.
Bathong!! News:
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45 year old Seputla Sebogodi aka Kenneth Mashaba wants to marry a 19 year old girl, 3 months after getting hitched for the 3rd time. Apparently he also promised her a Mini Cooper S????
Guys, I'm still driving a Tazz, do I have to marry an old man to get a latest car? (Think Khanyi, and now this gal....) ijoooo!!
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P.S. Sunday World, I had a problem reading the Shwashwi pages so please, don't mess with my paper, what are you doing? The font was faint, I could not read it....had to press amehlo am like mad.
P.S.S. Sunday Times:
Next time you change the look of your magazine please warn us coz I took my paper back to the store causing a scene ndisithi there's no sunday times magazine in there only to find out that you've now changed the magazine to look like one of those boring supplements....Isn't it about time you put the paper in some sort of packaging anyway????
I'm lucky if I get home with all those bits and pieces still together....
Your paper is a "not to be missed" but it's one of the most difficult newspapers to read. It demands a lot of space and not all of us have space, you are discriminating against people with space issues, I'm taking you to the Constitutional Court! It's my constitutional right to stay in a matchbox house!
Umm....anyone got inumber ka Manto's lawyer for me?? I want a "victory for the people" nam.....