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Blogers Matchmaking+A Baby

Written by faraimagic from the blog CELEB SPY on 14 May 2008
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Im sure you have came across articles in magazines,newspapers or even on T.V....were they will be playing Matchmaking on celebs!
Well we are bringing the fun home,now just follow the instructions and have fun..

rule number 1
.....all the match making must be TVSA blogers only

rule number 2
.....The couple must have a baby and can be a celeb(will give you an example in my first reply)

rule number 3
....tell the reasons why you are match making them

rule number 4
....No Match making yourself...let others do it for you!

rule number 5
this is just for fun......nothing to be taken seriously...Team building he he he

WARNING...
rule number 6
Since im president of this article...i will be watching everystep....dont try it....!

101 Comments

faraimagic
14 May 2008 04:35

since im president just this once im allowed to match myself as an example.......LOL

Faraimagic+CARINO=baby NONNY(always in trouble with us coz we found a full box of D.H in her school bag.....

dont forgeting the reasons for the matchmaking...maybe they have something in common

Cnglemother
14 May 2008 04:43

he-he-he! nice Fara, still thinking.

Nonny
14 May 2008 04:45

"Faraimagic+CARINO=baby NONNY(always in trouble with us coz we found a full box of D.H in her school bag....."
heeheheheh........I am loving ur example!!!

Sponono + Cnglemother = baby is Best Achiever (they (parents) are always in shock they the two of them produced such an innocent baby gal (BA) coz bona bathanda ukuganga........LOL)

Renegade
14 May 2008 04:49

Toxic + Lepogo = baby dakota fanning(hehe, dont ask about the baby)
Match Making them coz they both seem like nice intelligent people who would get on. hehe.

Cnglemother
14 May 2008 04:54

yo Nonny almost fell over the chair at who Spopo and I produced ROTFLMAO!!, so who's gonna discipline the child and teach her the word of GAAD? at least i can teach her cooking & womanly things. That's classic!

carino
14 May 2008 04:56

will be back...

Cnglemother
14 May 2008 05:00

Andi01 + Monchooza (parents)=Harambe24 (child). The parents have been both mistaken for being the opposite sex by bloggers at TVSA a couple of times, so the result is a gay child (Harambe24).

J-Girl
14 May 2008 05:02

thats a good one cinglemommy...lol!!!!!

Simmone
14 May 2008 05:08

Nonny + Too Decent = Baby Brown Shuga.

2+2 equals 5

Nonny
14 May 2008 05:11

How dare u Simmone?????? as for 2+2=5 hehehehe............LOL

carino
14 May 2008 05:40

Tshepiso + Aquilogy

The baby? WhiteSockGirl

Reason? Two wrongs make a right...

Nonny
14 May 2008 05:43

LMAO @ two wrongs making a right............kwa kwa kwa

That'ikhava Carino, usuqalileke..........LOL

monchooza
14 May 2008 05:46

Andi01 + Monchooza (parents)=Harambe24 (child). The parents have been both mistaken for being the opposite sex by bloggers at TVSA a couple of times, so the result is a gay child (Harambe24).

well well, i guess i could do with a gay child......just so that we would be a very interesting family....LOL

Simmone
14 May 2008 05:51

Oh!!!Ndixolele Nonny that was a “mistake”.

Haykabi! Ungafi sisi ndiyadlala.LOL

Best-Achiever
14 May 2008 05:52

Sponono + Cnglemother = baby is Best Achiever (they (parents) are always in shock they the two of them produced such an innocent baby gal (BA) coz bona bathanda ukuganga........LOL)

LOL .....My dad calling me Bible thumber and my Mother doest even know how to discipline me or teach me the word of God ... i forsee DISASTER ...LOL

Nonny
14 May 2008 05:56

"Haykabi! Ungafi sisi ndiyadlala.LOL"
I know hey, it's just that u caught me offgaurd!!!!

Strolicious
14 May 2008 06:02

well well, i guess i could do with a gay child......just so that we would be a very interesting family....LOL.....ROTFL....gud 1 Fara..................Nonny no comment..........kwa kwa kwa

carino
14 May 2008 06:02

I know hey, it's just that u caught me offgaurd!!!!

uthi she caught you off what Nonnn???

Nah Nah
14 May 2008 06:11

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha usile Carino

Nice blog by the way......

carino
14 May 2008 06:25

Pooky + Sponono = Monchooza

This would explain Monchy's lahv for umdavazo.

And obviously Monchooo has replaced the uDondze(the puppy_ may his soul rest in peace). And that's why he's feeling so pampered by his mom these days.

tshepiso
14 May 2008 06:29

Tshepiso + Aquilogy

The baby? WhiteSockGirl

@ Carino, brilliant match, imagine how neat and clean is WSG.

Nonny
14 May 2008 06:44

"uthi she caught you off what Nonnn???"
@ Carino - Hayi man, iphutha iphutha (a mistake is a mistake), and with u always searching for iphutha aliphuthi ukwenzeka.........LOL

carino
14 May 2008 08:10

Tshepiso + Aquilogy
The baby? WhiteSockGirl
@ Carino, brilliant match, imagine how neat and clean is WSG.

ROFL!

faraimagic
14 May 2008 08:17

he he he he......he he he

faraimagic
14 May 2008 08:19

Madenza+doza=Mayo......they all have vanishing acts............all 3 he he he

Simmone
14 May 2008 08:23

Faraimagic + Tshepiso = Bulie

Man abuse producing a confused child, school bullies pick on her and her mother goes and defends her.

Cnglemother
14 May 2008 08:24

Caroro u are gud!, yo 2 wrongs match just proved to marvellous.LOL!

Yehake!
14 May 2008 08:26

Faraishiz pls check your GB**blushing**

Cnglemother
14 May 2008 08:27

I meant to be marvellous!

myname
14 May 2008 08:30

u finished me i LMAOL

faraimagic
14 May 2008 08:36

Simmone are you also from Alex?or you have a relative there?........i dont want degrading here...mara eeeh LOL at yo reply

Hlehle
14 May 2008 08:37

Where the hell did u get that Simmone sorry ke gal now I'm Hlehle no longer Bulie i'll just ignore that.

andi01
14 May 2008 08:37

Andi01 + Monchooza (parents)=Harambe24 (child). The parents have been both mistaken for being the opposite sex by bloggers at TVSA a couple of times, so the result is a gay child (Harambe24).

kwa kwa kwa kwa, this is classic, maybe bcoz i always had a thingi-tjie for monchooza and Harambe24 is 100 times controversial than me so in xhosa they say "imfuzo ithatha igqithise"

Simmone
14 May 2008 08:42

@ Farai………I don’t have relative in Alex, and where is that my love???

@ Bulie/Hlehle………………I understand………………

Yehake!
14 May 2008 08:43

MY ONE: Faraishiz+Best Achiever= Hlehle BCOZ all good parent always give birth to a confused offspring who will rove to be the direct opposite of the parents...imagine BA as apastor and hlehle being the child....pastors kids always turn out wrong!!(well sum anyway!!)HE,HE,HE!

Yehake!
14 May 2008 08:43

MY ONE: Faraishiz+Best Achiever= Hlehle BCOZ all good parent always give birth to a confused offspring who will rove to be the direct opposite of the parents...imagine BA as apastor and hlehle being the child....pastors kids always turn out wrong!!(well sum anyway!!)HE,HE,HE!

Yehake!
14 May 2008 08:44

"rove" THAT IS SOPPOSED TO BE PROVE...SORRY

faraimagic
14 May 2008 08:48

Yehake...........Im not a good parent...im the type that wud buy my 14 year old ...WEED on his/her Birthday....thats how bad i am...he he he he

faraimagic
14 May 2008 08:49

Madenza+Nonny=who is that who loves sex?

Brown Shuga
14 May 2008 12:41

Lol

pushi
15 May 2008 00:14

I wud say BA + Lepogo = A canadian child, 2 rights make a wrong, hihihi.....

Best-Achiever
15 May 2008 00:19

MY ONE: Faraishiz+Best Achiever= Hlehle BCOZ all good parent always give birth to a confused offspring who will rove to be the direct opposite of the parents...imagine BA as apastor and hlehle being the child....pastors kids always turn out wrong!!(well sum anyway!!)HE,HE,HE!

@Yehake ... Prayer changes all things luv ...

Best-Achiever
15 May 2008 00:23

@pushi ... my womb is blessed sana, thus will never produce something wrong ...LOL btw who is the canadian child?

Nonny
15 May 2008 00:35

"Madenza+Nonny=who is that who loves sex?"
heheheheheh Fara u are bad, but eish Madenza would make the perfect baby daddy!!!!

Hlehle
15 May 2008 00:37

Yehake where do get the idea that i'm a confused child. I'm not what you think i am, to top it i'm one gud person even if i say so myself forget the bad things i've done i'm human and i have that side which u have'nt recognise yet but ke akukho simoko if undibona njalo no worries mna ndiyazazi ndingumntu onjani finish & klaar.Believe what u want to believe.

Yehake!
15 May 2008 00:50

oh Hle's thats touching my skat, peace sweety((holding two finger up)))! no love loss!! is there? you know aunty "y" loves ya mos ne?

Cnglemother
15 May 2008 00:59

Toxic+TDC= Carino, parents are both in managerial positions at work(moderators) and the child is a child moderator wanna be.

Toxy as being the sweet & kind person that she is has no freakin idea what to do with this unruly child who's now wanting to take over daddy's position. Daddy on the other hand just keeps quiet the whole time and let mommy do all the disciplining & reprimanding. Not to mention that the child mixes with the wrong crowd (befriended all these no good Nguni speaking girls at school) and is now speaking/writing the friend's language like its her first language.

Hlehle
15 May 2008 01:01

I just wish mhlambe BA and i cud meet azobona ukuba ndingumntwana onjani. Is it because of the articles that i wrote that makes u guys think i'm a confused little child of a pastor who do the gud deeds turns out his child be confused and do wrong deeds, no people i'm nothing like that. Khawubaxelele Linomtha ukuba wena undibona kanjani even you Nonny maybe u can tell them how do you c me as a person.

myname
15 May 2008 01:03

@Rene i agree with u Lepogo + Toxic = Aquilogy. They both intelligent parents & they gave birth to a scientist. U know those articles zika Aquisto u will never understand

myname
15 May 2008 01:11

lol @ Cinglemum but good one

carino
15 May 2008 01:15

@Cnglemom

Toxic+TDC= Carino, parents are both in managerial positions at work(moderators) and the child is a child moderator wanna be.
Toxy as being the sweet & kind person that she is has no freakin idea what to do with this unruly child who's now wanting to take over daddy's position. Daddy on the other hand just keeps quiet the whole time and let mommy do all the disciplining & reprimanding. Not to mention that the child mixes with the wrong crowd (befriended all these no good Nguni speaking girls at school) and is now speaking/writing the friend's language like its her first language.

ROFLMAO

Nonny
15 May 2008 01:17

"Toxic+TDC= Carino, parents are both in managerial positions at work(moderators) and the child is a child moderator wanna be."
hahahahah Cnglemom this is the best........Carino really wants Daddy's position especially now that Daddy has left for even greener pastures..........LOL

"(befriended all these no good Nguni speaking girls at school) and is now speaking/writing the friend's language like its her first language"
hahahhaahah Cnglemom I know are talking about me here and I must say I am proud of Carino's Zulu/Xhosa, she is really good yazi, veel what is Carino's home language????

"Khawubaxelele Linomtha ukuba wena undibona kanjani even you Nonny maybe u can tell them how do you c me as a person."
@ Hle, sisis u are realatively new to TVSA, so let me enlighten u, bloggers love joking and it's not that they perceive u to be a confused child, this blog is all in the name of fun so don't take it personal. Mina I know u are a good person and anyone who thinks otherwise bashiye benjalo sisi, isemhlabeni lana abantu abafani and u will never please and be in good books everyone.

Nonny
15 May 2008 01:19

Hle, I meant - u will never please and be in everyone's good books.

carino
15 May 2008 01:27

Cnglemom..plz move over to your GB now....

Yehake!
15 May 2008 01:28

Best-Achiever
15 May 2008 01:34

I just wish mhlambe BA and i cud meet azobona ukuba ndingumntwana onjani

@Hlehle .... khululeka My Skatie, you real dont need My or Anybody's Approval to be a good person, this was meant to be about fun hence stated that we mustnt take it personal ...people can look at the same thing and see a total opposite, so ke try not to take things personal lapha ..mina i know you wud make a gud child Nono, who at time get challenges in life and conqure them my Skatie, indlela yethu sonke leyo and that's where we get wisdom angithi? ...

icyber world le Nono ..sukuvuumele ukukhaliswa abantu ongabazi tyini!
thula-ke my babatjie ...LOL

Nonny
15 May 2008 01:50

"icyber world le Nono ..sukuvuumele ukukhaliswa abantu ongabazi tyini!
thula-ke my babatjie ...LOL"
hehehheheh...........Thanks BA I needed the laugh!!!!

sponono
15 May 2008 02:02

hi hi hi yoh LOL@ BA and the biblethumpin story....hi hi hi no my child I wouldnt hold your faith against you if you were my baby...LOL...kodwake umam'wakho uCnglemom ngeke ayimele lendaba yebible everysecond....hi hi hi

lets see....HARAMBE24 drags some male blooger screamin and kickin out of the closet and they hook up....they ADOPT not one child but TWO (remember he asked us what we think of adoption) and guess who they adopt.....moonchoza and andi01....total confusion (to some members of the communtity) hi hi hi hi

Preshiii
15 May 2008 02:04

BA stop patronising you baby...LOL!

Hlehle relax babatjie!

sponono
15 May 2008 02:19

i can imagine this family

Segololo...the wife to Lepogo...they are ALWAYS reading something and their kids Nonny and Harambe24 feel ignored..so the girl child is sexually active and hates her parents for being too serious, the boy child.well he's tryin to come out of the closet, but his mother is always busy watching oprah with no time for him, adn the father is somehow always angry over some political issue....eventually the neibha BestAchiever (who's the community builder of the year twice in a row..LOL) visits regulary to calm the waters with a prayer , the problem is she brings her son Moonchoza along and Harambe24 just starts acting funny...and sometime nonny's aunt Cnglemom visits and all hell breaks loose coz she cant stand the biblethumpin and the uncle Sponza is tryin the best to sooth matters WITHOUT a prayer...so its quite a drama in the family

Cnglemother
15 May 2008 02:20

@kodwake umam'wakho uCnglemom ngeke ayimele lendaba yebible everysecond....hi hi hi

Spopo It's scary how we all have come to know each other so well at TVSA.

Best-Achiever
15 May 2008 02:21

@Sponono ... i dont trust you Daddy atleast umama ..you know woman-to-woman kinda thing ... and anyway ngizomubeka izandla ...LOL

Nonny
15 May 2008 02:23

LMAO @ Sponono's extended family story..........ehheheheheeh

Simmone
15 May 2008 02:25

Sponono's family

ROFLMAO......Thats classic. kwa kwa kwa

Cnglemother
15 May 2008 02:25

@(who's the community builder of the year twice in a row..LOL) ROTFLMAO

sponono
15 May 2008 02:45

Cnglemother...can you imagine if we all went to the Bigbrother house .....eish

Hlehle
15 May 2008 02:52

Okay guyz i've cooled down thanks anyway for the words of calming me down. I'll try next time not to take things personally. ( CYBER HUG BA, NONNY, CNGLEMOM & EVERYONE) Ndine article endiyibhalileyo ndicela niyijonge its called how would you feel plz repl ppl.

Hlehle
15 May 2008 02:52

carino
15 May 2008 02:53

Still laughing at Spopo's family...

To add to that,

The girlchild, Nonny, starts dating Faraimagic. But... Farai introduces Nonny to the world of WEED... Now, Nonny has upgraded from DH (which her parents didnt kno abt, by the way) and she's started hanging out with the Madenza's of this world. Yehake! on the other, hand, a distant cousin... has been tracing Nonny, for some reason we dont know...

Only to find out that Yehake's stepfather, Toodecent... has retired and the community board would like Nonny to act as an agent to look for the perfect person to replace him. Nonny, parents, though.. Segololo & Lepogo, do not want to hear anything of that kind. They say their daughter is so crazy she might just make Bullie a moderator.

But empeleni.. uNonny really wants to do this job and determined to headhunt Madomado as she believes she would be right for the job.

But madomado's not-so-well sister, Tshepiso, is determined to lie about her sister's wherabouts because she knows that once her sister is in the picture, she will reveal the reasons for her illness. The hardfacts that their mother, only turned into a Cnglemother after their father, Harambe24, came out of the closet.

Best-Achiever
15 May 2008 02:57

BestAchiever (who's the community builder of the year twice in a row..LOL) ....LOL
@Sponono ...classic

belz
15 May 2008 03:00

LOL!!

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:01

hhehehehehehe Carino, gal u have got talent, hats off sana. As for: "But empeleni.. uNonny really wants to do this job and determined to headhunt Madomado as she believes she would be right for the job."

How do u know that I am really tryna get hold of Madomado???.........*hayi mani u are freaking me out Carino*............LOL

"Farai introduces Nonny to the world of WEED... Now, Nonny has upgraded from DH (which her parents didnt kno abt, by the way)"
@ Carino, actually in reality if weed, didn't have such a flippin heavy smell ngabe ngiyayishaya yazi!!!..........but nah I'm fine with my DH, and besides weed makes u think u can conquer the world while uhlezi ekhoneni...........LOL.....*sorry Fara, I am not talking abt u lana.........LOL*

Cnglemother
15 May 2008 03:02

@They say their daughter is so crazy she might just make Bullie a moderator.
hi-hi-hi, with Nonny anything is possible, imagine all those mistakes that Bullie will be making as a Mod??

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:05

"But madomado's not-so-well sister, Tshepiso, is determined to lie about her sister's wherabouts because she knows that once her sister is in the picture, she will reveal the reasons for her illness."
Carino, that'ikhava tsotsi...........I am ROTFLMFBAO.........hehehehe where's the crazy not-so-well sister at?...............LOL

Cnglemother
15 May 2008 03:06

@Spopo Cnglemother...can you imagine if we all went to the Bigbrother house .....eish,

eish that's a scary thought kukhona ongavele aphume ekhulelwe kuleyo Bigbrotha house. LOL! Phela abanye bayithanda iskoon lana ekhaya.

carino
15 May 2008 03:12

How do u know that I am really tryna get hold of Madomado???.........*hayi mani u are freaking me out Carino*............LOL

You must be joking.... i was just saying, njee...
Maybe i should sign up for "i can see you" classes.

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:14

"eish that's a scary thought kukhona ongavele aphume ekhulelwe kuleyo Bigbrotha house. LOL!"
@ Cnglemom - hehehehe indlela yazi ngumhambi wayo I see..........LOL......neway kuyomitha izibhayizane thina bo clever siyosinda..........LOL.........*just kidding I know TVSA has over 5 000 young parents ningangidli*

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:22

"You must be joking.... i was just saying, njee..."
@ Carino - Stru bob, angidlali lana, if anyone sees Madomado tell her ngiyamudinga ASAP!!!!

carino
15 May 2008 03:29

if anyone sees Madomado tell her ngiyamudinga ASAP!!!!

Will definitely.

Maybe she will appear in my dreams... who knows?

NTWANA
15 May 2008 03:39

LMAO

nokubonga
15 May 2008 03:46

Harambe and Belz = The virgin girl who posted few days ago about sex lessons.

Nonny
15 May 2008 03:48

"Maybe she will appear in my dreams... who knows?"...........@ Carino - hehehehe yazi wena, u joke even in serious times, u remind me of my self yazi........LOL

monchooza
15 May 2008 03:51

hi hi hi hi hi............niyangiqeda FINISH!!!!

carino
15 May 2008 05:21

sponono
15 May 2008 05:29

madomado's not-so-well sister, Tshepiso,....ROTFLOL.......where's the sister at....

faraimagic
15 May 2008 07:07

well you guys made me laugh....today yhoooooooo!....any way spopo's family...hey bathong...!!!!

faraimagic
15 May 2008 07:10

Nonny can i tell you a secret.......I Dont even smoke weed @all...thats wats funny!...i also dont drink! its just that i like to talk about weed and booze! LOL now you understand neh!

Yehake!
15 May 2008 07:18

yho Carino my darly you kill me softly neh!Faraishiz, I understand!!

myname
15 May 2008 07:24

Lol carino & spospo

Nonny
15 May 2008 07:41

"Nonny can i tell you a secret.......I Dont even smoke weed @all...thats wats funny!...i also dont drink!"
@ Fara, I understand hey, nami people don't get the fact that I don't dink *not even amacyder*, yet my DH has been my life for years and years!!!!

suzzy82
15 May 2008 07:43

he he he ...lol...lol..lol..why did i come back late

suzzy82
15 May 2008 07:44

he he he ...lol...lol..lol..why did i come back late

carino
15 May 2008 07:53

LOL @farai's confession aka secret.

Pooky
16 May 2008 04:34

But madomado's not-so-well sister, Tshepiso, is determined to lie about her sister's wherabouts because she knows that once her sister is in the picture, she will reveal the reasons for her illness
ROTFLMAO

ROTFLMAO @ community builder of the year...twice in a row

peaces
17 May 2008 07:35

BROWN SHUGA+TDC=NONNY.The parents are so scarce at blogging these days but the child is ''ALWAYS and I repeat ALWAYS here.LMAO!

Venusseed
18 May 2008 12:09

This was just fun to read. You people are one happy, crazy family. Lol!!

Venusseed
18 May 2008 12:09

This was just fun to read. You people are one happy, crazy family. Lol!!

Venusseed
18 May 2008 12:09

This was just fun to read. You people are one happy, crazy family. Lol!!

Cande
18 May 2008 14:44

This was really fun...am ROFL now...

Cande
18 May 2008 14:45

This was really fun...am ROFL now...