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TV's Top 10 Sexiest Bald Heads

Written by Tashi from the blog Tashi's TV on 19 Dec 2007
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(Originally published: 27 June, 2007)
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Jack Bauer's thankfully-dead brother Graem in 24 was so fugly it was too unrealistic to believe he and Jack could be related.

I know there's the whole thing of every gorge sibling has an ugly one (ie Frank and Sly Stallone, Owen and Luke Wilson, Eric and Julia Roberts, Don and Patrick Swayze, Matt and Kevin Dillon, the Baldwins etc) but still, when it comes to a world that producers create I'm not interested in the examples of it being true.

They did such a good job of making us dislike Graem that they stressed me out too much -  like I kept feeling freaked that Jack has his genes - espesh in shots that included Graem's hair. That creepy-monk hairstyle of his is the worst hair any man could ever decide to wear. 

Argh! I just realised this very moment - Dr Phil has hair like that too - which just goes to prove that he knows zilch about how things are.

If he and Graem had any suss about the rules of sexiliciousness they'd have shaved their dregs off and gone bald years ago. Bald is just so so sooo much better there are no words to describe how much more.

What they obviously don't get is that bald gives men a take-me-now appeal that any hairstyle needs to work hard to beat.

To prove that this is 700% true, here's my Top 10 List of those who've taken the plunge and steamified themselves as a result.

(Please note - reasons are given in instances where I need to explain in case you don't see why)

1. Carlo Rota
Morris in 24

Carlo

I suspect his hair would be exactly like Graem's if it weren't shaved.

2. D.B. Woodside
President Wayne Palmer in 24

DB Woodside

4. Telly Savalas
Kojak in Kojak

Telly Savalas

He's way too seventies to be properly perve-able but he's got a very important place for being the first person to fully realise and stand up for the ultimate cool in bald.

4. Ving Rhames
Kojak in Kojak

Kojak lollipop

As you can see, Ving in Holiday Heart proves with out a doubt that he's done the right thing:

Ving Rhames

5.  Mark Pilgrim
Host of Big Brother

mark pilgrim

I know he needed a slap during Big Brother but he's on the list 'cos of what his bald head means. As you may or may not know Mark had cancer and lost his hair during it. He managed to beat it and has since kept his head bald to remind him that he's alive - which is cool.

6. Leonard Roberts
DL Hawkins in Heroes

Leonard

7. Jesse Brinkley
Boxer in Contender 1

jesse_brinkley

I hope he's still in - I recorded Friday's episode and still need to watch but I'm sure he must be - his name in combo with his smile, bald head, tatoos and the fact that he boxes really blows my hair back.

8. Rockmond Dunbar
C-Note in Prison Break

rockmond

9. Armaury Nolasco
Fernando Sucre in Prison Break

armaury

10. Sticky Fingaz
Blade in Blade

sticky fingaz

My all-time Top of the slurpy cool Ten 'spesh when he said: "You ain't nothin' but another crazy-ass vampire."



1 Comment

Nanana
27 Dec 2007 19:05

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.you guys hahaha,you crack me up,and why are we zooming on the heads now,it never rains but pours hahahahahahhahahahahah


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