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Hot Blooded Game..

Written by Toodecent from the blog IN THE ZONE on 19 Oct 2007
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Before I start I just wanna let yall know that if you are one of those sensitive viewers...please use the X on top of your screen, parental guidance is advised.

Oh so you still with me huh..? Lets go then.. Most young warm blooded men have their own wishes and sentiments.. and mina since I have the advantage of using TVSA to express it here is my list of the adrenalin pumping women on on television and celebs.. If you had 3 of them who would you marry. who you shagg and who you push off a cliff.....? Its a game...Lets play!

Marry Sonia.. Push Thembi off a Cliff

Shagg Terry for 9 months....... LOL

Marry Mmabatho Push Lerato off a Cliff

On Khanyi...And bang here for weeks...

I pray to god that I dont pass out of the drinking that night...

What is your list....Bloggers...? For the Ladies.... here we go.. Trevor Noah, Brian Habana and him ofcourse.. Sbuda..

Am OUT!!!

82 Comments

Floh
19 Oct 2007 02:21

He he he, wishes! wishes! wishes

Floh
19 Oct 2007 02:24

He he he, wishes! wishes! wishes

tshepiso
19 Oct 2007 02:28

ag man! u should have also paste men picture. like that u cut ladies out

andi01
19 Oct 2007 02:29

If I could meet Thembi Seete, i would push her off the cliff, to catch her when she fall, after that life saving experience she would love me forever, i would ask to marry her, so that I can shag her everday. Now hos that TDC great blog BTW.

Bra Bizza
19 Oct 2007 02:34

nice one TDC....for me i'd:

Marry: Mmabatho without the weave though!!!

Push of the cliff: Lerato ,Khanyi and Sonia(she's overrated)

Shag for a month: Thembi and Tsotsi chick(i forgot her name)

Toxic
19 Oct 2007 02:36

Marry= Denzel Washington
Shag for days= Denzel Washington
Push off the cliff= Taye Diggs

SA:

Marry= Hip Hop Pantsula
Shag for days= Zubz
Push off the cliff= Kenny Makenzo

mabhebheza
19 Oct 2007 02:43

Nice 1 TDC...
Khanyi push her off the cliff 2save the old man pension fund..
can my list b eyamododa ?

monchooza
19 Oct 2007 02:44

take to business meetings....Katlego Danke

mabhebheza
19 Oct 2007 02:45

sry didnt see the rest (blonde moment)

azHOT
19 Oct 2007 02:46

ui so feel you Toxic!! i would marry u HHP shag u Zubz for ever and throw Tembi Seete Khanyi Mbau, Kelly and FIX from mtv base off the same cliff into oblivion!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mxhosana
19 Oct 2007 02:46

Marry - Lungile Radu Shag for days - Lungile Radu Push off the cliff: Ashifa Shaba (Even if he begged me for help i still wudn't)

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 02:47

hi hi hi...cool Mabhebheza... u can even make your own list. Moncho only 1...Mashaba o go bolaile.

Toxic
19 Oct 2007 02:47

hayi TDC those men weren't on the offering before i posted my comment so o seke wa re ha ke bale!!!
Anyway:

Marry: DJ Sbu
Shag: Habana
Psuh off the cliff: Trevor Noah

zulugal
19 Oct 2007 02:57

Mary DJ SBU,
SHAG LUNGILE RADU
PUSH OFF THE CLIFF SPEEDY

Pooky
19 Oct 2007 02:58

Push off a cliff... scratching my head... i donno...???
Shag - Brian Habana
Mary - Sbu
Mary again a year later to my second and younger hubby - Trevor

Vanesa
19 Oct 2007 02:58

Hhmmmm!!!! nice one TDC

for me :

I would marry Sibusiso Leope
Push off the cliff: Brian Habana
and shag Trevor Noah for months

And hey DJ Sbu,hhmm,he is hot!!!!

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 03:01

Eish I forgot...Terry I would shag for 9 moths actually hi hi hi hi.

Sam2say
19 Oct 2007 03:03

I would mary- Sbuda( what girl would not want to marry such an Inteligent, noble man)

Shagg for weeks- Trevor (his bod is just perfect for me, we would fir like hand in pefectly fitted glove.. esp when we do the d***y style, hi hi hi!

Push off the cliff- mxhosana i feell lol you Ashiffa Shabba ha ha ha!!!

myname
19 Oct 2007 03:09

Marry Sbu Push off the cliff Noah Shag Habana since engatholi endlini for months

Annonymous
19 Oct 2007 03:15

Marry: DJ Sbu (anytime...........even if it were on a polygamy basis......LOL)
Push off a cliff: Brian Habana (I'd do it with pleasure, just to have those fake b*&#h tears that ladies pull at funerals)
Shag: Tevor Noah (Day & night, ngingaba umshini wakhe!!!)

Marry: Morris Chesnut (oh Nkosi yami, I'd even prepare those sentimental personalize marriage vows to PROVE my comitment to our marriage)
Push off a cliff: Taye Diggs (ubani kambe lona.........oh umyamane!!)
Shag: Vin Diesel (I don't even think I need to eleborate on that choice)

Pooky
19 Oct 2007 03:15

oh got it now: Push off a cliff - most definately, Speedy,Sgonondo and Ashifa Shabba, pick them up and push them off again and again and...

mabhebheza
19 Oct 2007 03:27

Marry: Patrice Motsepe ($$$$)..
push off a cliff..Zola ( sry 2the fans but uyiscefe lamalanga)...
Shag oh my list is endless
1.Sbu..( just 4taste)
2.Trevor ( the lips).
3.Mandla M..
4.Hlomla ..(make a cute baby then qokisa Patrice ijazi)
5.Vusi 4rm Isidingo ( Javas iyhoo)

Can i go on...get tinme excited *wink*

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 03:31

Mabhebheza..wena o batla an orgy party mos? hi hi hi

MamaOmpha
19 Oct 2007 03:33

Ndi matsheloni guys.

I missed you so much guys. Ompha had chicken pox so I had to take a few days off from work. I so missed this place. Any who>>>>>>>>

I would marry u Zola, Shagg Suffocate from rythm city over and over and over again with tuks as a standby and throw ' u Authur down victoria falls.

Missed you guys

Babyface
19 Oct 2007 03:36

Marry :-

Vanesa
19 Oct 2007 03:37

"Mabhebheza..wena o batla an orgy party mos? hi hi hi"

hee hee!!!

zandii!!
19 Oct 2007 03:39

PUSH U mandla (gangs of instrumentals) off the cliff cnt wait for that day
ill be back malist is long !!

Babyface
19 Oct 2007 03:43

Marry :- Beyonce (she's Loaded) / BS (soon & very soon she will be ..)
Shagg : Jordan (rly luv her)
Push off a cliff: Xhosa Chick & Lerato

myname
19 Oct 2007 03:45

@MamaO i have that chicken pox now & i didnt know its so painful. What the best treament plz? Sorry TDC & ma bloggaz

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 03:48

Wena Babyface I planned that for Reloaded..and wena u already displaying it!

mabhebheza
19 Oct 2007 03:50

@TDC haa indaba ngaka Orgy party hee-ee Mabhebheza usesemncane..anyhow back 2my rhaling 4amadoda abantu,,,Marry Will Smith..push off a cliff..Snoop Dog ( vele sekayazifela) Shag; Taye Diggs,Vin Diesel, Batista ,

MamaOmpha
19 Oct 2007 03:52

sorry again TDC

@my name: Im told there's no treatment for chicken pox as such but calamine lotion works and fever medicine and you must try to stay indoors as much as possible.

Annonymous
19 Oct 2007 03:55

@ Baby face, ngiyakudabukela for saying u'd push XC off a cliff.....................LOL

faraimagic
19 Oct 2007 03:57

HA HA HA HA cant stop laughing !well lets see luvbug wud love to
shagg.....PRECIOUS KOFI...for 9mths
marry......JACKY from jamali
push off a cliff....KELLY KHUMALO..reason(hi hi she is a virgin) ...ha ha ha still laughing

good one TDC.

myname
19 Oct 2007 03:59

sorry TDC last time @MmaO thanks i thought there were lying. They also gave me Calamine & some stupid medicine 2. Thanks again

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 04:04

Would push myname and MamaO off the cliff hi hi hi!
Have an Orgy with Mabhebheza, tshepiso and Belz then Mary Swazi 95...ahahahahaha!

awelani
19 Oct 2007 04:08

Marry - Morris Chestnut, Trevor Noah,
Shag - Morris Chestnut, R Kelly, Brian habana (So that he can hold me tyt lyk the way he holds that rugy bal.) my list is endless
Push off a cliff - Arthur, Sgonondo, Sanza (yfm), Shabba,

mabhebheza
19 Oct 2007 04:24

*battering my eyelashes* TDC usile yazi

Toxic
19 Oct 2007 04:30

Would Marry: Segololo, KeleFab
Would Shag: Jordan
Push off the cliff: Je nai se qua or ish like that!

sponono
19 Oct 2007 04:43

so TDC you're sayin IF YOU WERE FEMALE you'd marry Noah and shag Sbudah for weeks LOL....haayi cha what else would you do to Sbu TDC (if you were female of course)

Babyface
19 Oct 2007 04:51

Sorry Toxic Jordan is taken

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 04:51

Nah Sponono people there are for males and females to choose.. i didnt write that I would shagg guys..!

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 04:53

ona ke tlo le khwawata ka Jordan...my couz aint for sale.

KeleFabulous
19 Oct 2007 04:56

ke mang brian husomething bathong??? tdc ake o kenye pic eo thle! wa itse gore nna le di celebrity ga re itsane

marry - sbuda/lungsta/shemar moore
shag - robert marawa/tokollo/50 cents/r kelly/
push off a cliff - speedy/loyiso bala

J-Girl
19 Oct 2007 04:57

SHAG SBU EVERYDAY...MARRY SBU...
PUSH SBU OFF THE CLIFF IF SHE SHAGS ANY ONE ELSE (MAKE SURE THERE'S A SAFETY CUSHION WAITING FOR HIM AT THE BOTTOM)

J-Girl
19 Oct 2007 04:57

OH JA AND WHEN HE HAS RECOVERED
SHAG HIM ALL OVER AGAIN

buttabee
19 Oct 2007 04:58

Nasa Bo.. Pushin people off cliffs.. LOL

Toxic
19 Oct 2007 04:59

who the heck are you babyface????

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 05:03

Holy *bleep!* @ J-Girl's plan!

sponono
19 Oct 2007 05:19

TDC i'm just playin wittcha

as for me I'd
Marry JillScott
Shag Beoynce for weeks afta pushin Jayzee of the cliff...and then push a wornout Beyonce off the cliff to join jayzee

or
push Author off the cliff..shag Chommee for days and push her off the cliff...oh but then Owam will be left all by herself....well Queen can then have her baby back-(of course only afta i've shaged her as well for a day or two..(.her punani is public property now anyways).....and then I'd mary Claire and we'll have pretty babies together adn I'll only shag her for babies she's stay lookin like dat...

or...I'll push Karabo off the Cliff, but not so that she falls just fo ther fun of it, she'll just hang on to somethin screaming for help and I'll only pull her out to shag her once and then push her off ..and this game can go on for a while until Katlego come along and I'd shag her for weeks and marry her and shag her forever

thats my dirty perveted hot-bloddy game LOL

Floh
19 Oct 2007 05:21

If I could only steal Sbusiso Zuma from the wifey and change his trademark to bald.
And live hapily eva afta with him.

sponono
19 Oct 2007 05:41

here's my embarrasing crush...when Tony braxton came out in the nineties and she looked too hot with that hair cut and on that breath again video, I always thought I should be the one chasing her in those gardens where she's running and holding her white dress...yerrrr doe anyone remember that vid....and dont even mention that other video for "i dont want to" where she's wearing a pair of torn-jeans and a white shirt simple yet H.O.T
, I used to think that if I studied enough and maybe got some sponsorship or busary I could go overseas and I'll propose to her and we'd get married

I used to even imagine our conversatin and I even thought I could be her manager or something...so much so that I started planning my life along those lines, that one day I'll be going out with her if not married......how stupid ...LOL
but even now nobody comes close to that in my eyes phew!!!

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 05:46

Oh my Gosh.... sponza never give up on our dream miracles happen hi hi hi.

Annonymous
19 Oct 2007 05:55

@ Sponono, I was wondering how u know the lyrics to 'I wanna be your baby" by Tini braxton so well...................*this is me nodding my head!!!* kodwa ke as TDC said, amaphupho ayafezeka.............in 20NEVER I mean!!!

sponono
19 Oct 2007 05:58

yeah TDC but nowadays Toni has too many issues and married and old and a mother of an autistic child, I think she's got too much on her plate to deal with me

Annonymous
19 Oct 2007 05:59

Plz dont sue me Sponza I meant Toni, not TINI.............hhay'kabi!!!

Annonymous
19 Oct 2007 06:01

"yeah TDC but nowadays Toni has too many issues and married and old and a mother of an autistic child, I think she's got too much on her plate to deal with me" @ Sponono, do u actually consider urself as extra baggage for a woman like Toni?

tshepiso
19 Oct 2007 06:11

eish!!!! TDC u know those three men I want snag them all 24/7
i don't want go ipakela stress ka go ba nyala because if they are not around i will have to sg*m*ra, if ladies do it too.

i'll push Kaphela off the cliff because of his ditedu tsa afro

T-BOSE
19 Oct 2007 06:11

T-bose
I would marry Trevor, shag Brian and push Sbu off a cliff.
I lust for Habana too much cant help myself, he has a scrumptious body and a good phyisic.

belz
19 Oct 2007 06:13

Have an Orgy with Mabhebheza, tshepiso and Belz then Mary Swazi 95...ahahahahaha!> undiqhela kakubi wena thudisenti, here is my list:

Marry - Boris Kodjoe and be his faithful wife.
Shag - Mandla N, Fats (RC - i'll be in control the whole time).
Push off the cliff - Sello ka Ncube, and watch him crack into a million pieces, i will jump down the cliff myself to make sure his lips are nowhere to be found on the crime scene.

sponono
19 Oct 2007 06:13

Annonymous...basicaly uToni usegugile therefore she's got enough on her plate - unless she dumps her family and come to me siyohlala naye KwaNongoma aye kotheza inkuni emakhaya

pancho
19 Oct 2007 06:15

Hahahahahah!!!! Quest what?..... Quest what........

I will marry you TDC 100% sure.

Hola hola LESOKOLARA

sponono
19 Oct 2007 06:22

tshepiso what do you mean if ladies do it too of course y'all do it and you know this he he he and thats why you considered it an option LOL..i wann be the fly in the blanket when this happens hi hi hi

haayi TDc kodwa its not fair to push Thembi of the cliff imagine her screaming with the baby-talk voice LOL

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 06:25

ahahahahaha Sponono you are baaaaaaaaaaad!

libra
19 Oct 2007 06:27

shag all three- Sbuda, Habana and Trevor not at the same time though then push them off a cliff then marry the man in my life.

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 06:34

All of them Libra thats not fair o megabaru hi hi hi.

Annonymous
19 Oct 2007 06:35

Hawuu Libra, that' just taking liberation to another level now!

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 06:39

pancho how u marry me ole monna wa bona jaanong ke tsona tse ke sa di batleng tse!

sponono
19 Oct 2007 06:40

Libra...you cant push Habana off the cliff coz he plays rugby and is used to scrum or whateva they call it he's too strong to just get pushed...maybe you can send to some plantation or to work in some plaaz somewhere once y'are done with him

as for the man in yo life, surely he wont want you afta so much shaggin or vele umuntu o-understendayo hi hi hi

tshepiso
19 Oct 2007 07:08

Heeeee TDC a o bone my pic? o tla nweela mfana hi hi hi

where is Monchooza I want to snag him mad tonite?

Toodecent
19 Oct 2007 07:16

Kante o katse dam tshepiso? So what will Moncho do..?

zulugal
19 Oct 2007 07:28

tshepiso where is Monchooza I want to snag him mad tonite?

iyoooooo in (Sbudas husky voice) Monchoo u yi wanted uzakutjiwa sana. kwa kwa

Pooky
19 Oct 2007 07:37

Sponono sam
Jill Scott, Bouncy, Chomee,Queen ,Clair,Katlego... Hai ungatsho njena akuba usis'stallion horse aint you gonna get tired na? what's your secret... Vusa for men, gallons of Red bull, Viagra,Custle Milk Stout hi hi hi.. okanye usis'stallion by nature... if so then hai unguqondile wendoda.. yoh ?

tshepiso
19 Oct 2007 07:58

Ohh nooo ! ga ke katse, I mean Moncho's pointing finger has a good size, so I don't doubt him.

by the way I am about to leave
have a nice weekend!
see u all at Lotlamoreng dam there will be a beerfestival!

DJ Why why
19 Oct 2007 11:23

Oor kant:
Marry: Larenz Tate
Shag: Tyrese, Taye Diggs, Wanya Morris(B II M)
Off cliff: Eddie Murphy, 50, R Kelly

Emzansi:
Marry: The guy in the alcohol "do it again" advert...eish! i donno what he sells. I am so sold to HIM!
Shag: Sidney Mahlaku,
Off Mt Everest: Mzolisto, SBU, DJ What what, and Azwindini!

Ladies: Definitely push Miz Mbau off the cliff!

KittyKat
22 Oct 2007 07:57

Marry: Andile
Shag 4 months: Andile(I often wonder what he looks like without his clothes, he looks damn hotttt in his jeans)
throw off a cliff: Zamani, (am surprised no one has mentioned him)

brownskin
23 Oct 2007 06:59

hey guys......

i would marry Trevor( the guy is hot, his lips r to die 4) shag him every single chance i get......

Toodecent
23 Oct 2007 07:12

Oh my world we welcome yet another Trevor fan...welcome Bbrownlips.

brownskin
23 Oct 2007 07:39

thnx too...lol.......

zozozo
23 Oct 2007 08:25

Well i didn't know we can still comment on this one, so here's my list:
Shag: Larenz Tate and borrow Thomas fro Unathi (for only one nite)

Marry: Boris Kodjoe(take him from his Niccie)that guy is really yummy........mhhhhhh.

throw off a cliff: almost all the kwaitist.