when you think things are bad,
when you feel sour and blue,
when you start to get mad.....
you should do what i do!
just tell yourself, Duckie
you're really quite lucky!
some people are much more....
oh muchly, much-much more
unlucky than you!
Be glad you're not part of a team called ole' rana
Who've lost much more games than Bafana Bafana
They're wussies and pansies, with no drive to win
Now they're stuck with Jacinda and Lezel the pin.
mistake after error, but the worst one by far
was getting rid of Ncumisa, my heroine, my star.
Suppose, just suppose, that
YOU were called Zayn
Poor Zayn, the pain, the peanut brain.
No matter how much of your crack was on show
i really dont think that u deserved to go
At Council i counted not one vote but two
yup, right then zayn, it must have sucked to be you.
Imagine for a second you were that reward challenge
Who no-one could understand, let alone manage
For A doctor, a lawyer and a lot of no-brainers
adding to 15 seemed too much of a drainer
i doubt that lot could count up to three
yup ducky, you're lucky you're not the RC
And arent you glad you didnt do that grave digging stint
where lezel didnt have a clue, not even a hint
She dug and she dug herself into her grave
while the rest of them waited in a hole, very brave!
She climbed over the fence and nearly broke her neck
And Marky, my hero, ran to see if all was in check
Worst even still must be Sanele's arm
By just being attached to his shoulder came into some harm
And so, now forever, this arm will be to blame
For getting Sanele ousted out of the game
he passed on his torch to to sweet little danielle
who now has to cross over straight into HELL
soooooo
when you think things are bad
when you feel sour and blue
when you start to get mad
you should do what i do
just tell ypurself Duckie
you're really quite lucky
some people are much more....
oh muchly, much-much more
unlucky than you!