Sally Schumann's Official Bio
Sally Schumann (as in “Schumann, this is taking long to write”) has a Bachelor’s Degree in Social Work. The social work she is currently involved in is pouring drinks for sad drunks as she listens to tales of their woeful lives at 3 am in the morning.
She is a big Survivor and Amazing Race fan so she’s got that going for her. She applied to be on Survivor five times unsuccessfully before the casting producers got sick of watching her hopeful, eager face crumple as her dreams were crushed and decided to give her a break.
She enjoys activities such as walking her dog, fishing, camping and playing broomball. I was going to make a comment about how this was clearly a sport she made up but the MS Word spellchecker accepts the damn thing so apparently it exists.
A Google check reveals it’s hockey-lite played with broom-shaped sticks. I refuse to believe this. I know I just looked at the evidence for myself but my mind cannot accept the existence of broomball. So Sally enjoys walking her dog, fishing, camping and playing a fake sport that does not in any way exist.
Her greatest passion is photography and she considers a day spent behind the camera a day well-spent. Not as much as she considers a day spent in front of the camera like a good little attention-hungry reality show contestant.