Now what Vanessa?? First u run away with baby Thysie and get yourself in trouble intentionally, then you expect Marko to come to your rescue! Poor Marko, you always have to be the hero! As for Dezi…lady please get yourself a rather good excuse to divorce Jan Hendrik. Lashing out at JH like that??? Sorry but u not a Terriblanche by blood so get used to not being included in the family affairs, but hey you are sure putting Robyn in her place. Talking of Robyn, whats the story with her and San Mari? Is she her blood mother now? Oh by the way this is a soapie and things like these are pretty normal. Just like Days of our lives, which I haven’t watched in 5 years!
Oh Madel poor old woman, how is Carlos ever gonna forgive you? Just offer him 95% of T&T u’ll see the smile on his face. Lana, u don’t wanna marry a bittered man like Carlos trust me! Rather go for Marko, he’s quite a dish and easy to play with until Carlos get his acts together. Okay Altie give poor Paula a break…remember she’s a harmless blonde. You cant exactly blame her for testing the waters somewhere I mean helllooooo your relationship is so dead it’s like you’ve been dating since forever…where’s the fire dude? Give Paula a bit of je ne sais quoi…and stop being so pedantic.
Yooo I’m in love with Oubaas’s make-over, or should I say change over…finally he’s getting to pronounce names properly, but hopefully he get back to normal soon I’m already missing the Solomon’s stories. Poor Hilda, her shopping “pattern” isn’t up to scratch! Wow Oom, that’s quite a big word don’t you think??? Almost unrealistic!
Talking of unrealistic…what the hell is wrong with Backstage? Vulindlela opening a day after new year’s? Ipeleng working, firing and hiring on new year’s? Haaibo! Don’t these students have families? Spending holidays in the commune? Oh hell I’m so irritated by this Chase kid…the boy is just way too arrogant…and his voice gets into my nerves like Phuti Khomo’s (don’t get me wrong, I love her show…just not sure about the voice) glad Mike put him to his place hopefully he doesn’t end up like Duncan! And Katlego reminds me of Vanessa (7de laan) and Letti (isidingo, big up Lolly for putting her in place!!!)…when the going gets tough, they get running! Katlego grow up dude, Duke is dead, Coffee shop dead, u only have Vulindlela to feed your bills with. Come on now Kat, give the Dr Ngubane a break…get your doctorate and we’ll talk about u being reinstated as a VP. So now u not Ipeleng’s friend?? How many times have we heard that? Get yourself toyboy sani! The hot Dr Ngubane…is he going to be Charmaine’s lover and father the baby? I can’t wait for the storyline!
So Karabo Moroka has left the country…thank goodness! May she find a father for her baby! Phela Ngamla is getting married and trust me u don’t want to spoil the perfect couple’s plans. And Dinny with no guilty conscious after the whole Tumisho-Thomas-Thandeka saga…brilliant acting girl, you now behaving like a real Mashaba! Kenny must be impressed with Dinny to even kick Khaphela out of his co-owned house! It’s only a matter of weeks before Jack discovers some dirty nitty grittis about Mr Khaphisto and voila he’ll be compelled to sell. Poor Khethiwe, my heart cried for her on Friday, Angela leaving, Nomasonto leaving, Magda resigning, list endless. That was a very emotional episode I must admit. Cleo is gone, it’s about time! I was beginning to question her purpose on the soapie…good luck to her, she’s beautiful though. Anyways what business does she have offering her bike to Ajax like that? Zamani is gonna have a heart attack ekse!
But then again Generations is fast becoming a milk run. Bring more burning characters…can’t Glen Majozi be brought back to life or Ntsiki the return? Ambitious thinking!
Muvhango must be the only unpredictable series in South Africa. So Thandaza, Ndalamo is such a catch don’t be stupid, Doobsie is gonna snatch him right underneath your nose. Pheko would have been perfect for you but then it’s against the company policy, and it seems like he wants his bread buttered both sides…Thandaza or Meme. Careful Pheko, James is very protective of his possessions, don’t even think about asking Meme out. He’ll take you to court sani! But then again Kolo isn’t in a good space with his ear itching and who knows whats’ keeping him pre-occuppied. He might just lose the case. Is he really Tumi’s stalker? Oh my, I hate Bheki! I just hate him, he gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Oh vhoMsanda Chief Azwindini, give vhoSusana some pleasure time. The woman is so lonely it’s not funny anymore. I mean she even asks the chief for one round-nyana!
Vho-Susana: Oh my Chief, my sexy hubby…I miss you. Even a bj will do.
Chief Azweey: Oh my wifey…sorry I’ve been busy flirting with Pfulwani I completely forgot about you my skat.
Vho-Susana: No problem my chief, and the baby miss you also!
Chief Azweey: The baby? Oh my goodness…I have a son…sorry my skat, I have to spend time with the boy…you’ll get your round next week, besides I gave it to you when Vere was busy gallivanting with that no good womanizing pig Pelo Mohale.
Vho-Susana: Ooh my Chief, my loving hubby…but that was a year ago. I cant wait till next week… I taste so salty. Maybe I should consult vhoMushasha for help since you not helping! I’m sure he won’t mind helping out his chief where his chief is unable to fulfill the needs of the needy! I mean Mr Bones helped his king to make a baby boy because the king couldn’t do it himself. So why not us my hubby?
Chief Azweey: U have got a point there my little poor wifey, I promise I’ll think about it. Now, go and change the baby’s nappy I need to call Pfulwani…she is pretty isn’t she? Or do you think Refiloe is prettier? Oh but no no no Malume Tshepo is baie strict! I’ll ask vhoMakhadzi to put in a good word for me!
That’s Muvhango for you, drama everyday and it gets better and better. Bigg upps Muvhango crew! U guys rock. That’s what I call originality and creativity and excellent acting! Ooh Mapule, u such a brilliant actress my lady, maar Golide…he’sis Ntswaki’s type.