I haven't had electricity for the whole week and that has been the most stressful thing ever!!! I spent a year of my childhood in the Eastern Cape with no electricity, toilet or tap water but being in the dark for these past 6 days (am still in the dark) somehow felt like the worst week of my life.
How do the people in the homelands survive with having to light a fire / primer stove to cook and warm things up?? Yho, sibuya kude yazi!
Anyway, I had to sleep over at a friend's house (wish it was a guy, it's so cold) tonight (17/06) so I could post this article. Okay, maybe that wasn't the only reason...
We've just come back from Sun City and I don't feel like being alone after seeing that John Legend...am scared of what I might do to myself...hi hi hi just joking...
Oh well, so much for sleeping over at a friend's house, damn woman just left to go sleep at her boyfriend's house...he he he, well, it gives me time to work on this article, seeing I STILL DON"T HAVE ELECTRICITY AT MY PLACE!!!
Enough about me, you voted on the Blogiwood Trash Awards and I present the winners....
Another reminder to the celebrities, guys we are just having fun, don't be mad but have fun with us!!
Most Boring TV Presenter Award: ZAMA NGCOBO
Runners Up: Rebecca Malope on Gospel Gold and Nkosinathi Ntuli (Fo Sho)
Eish sorry Zama, I guess your win shows that it ain't about looks...anyway, don't worry sana, once they hear you on radio they will love you. Oh, and they will only "love you" when you and Linda are doing what you are paid to do, Drive Time and not Gospel Time. *cough cough*
Most Irritating Celebrity : REBECCA MALOPE
Runner Up: Kelly Khumalo
I've been accused of having some grudge against this lady so I will reserve my comment and just post this picture to explain why she's irritating people....and me.
Why "Is S/He Famous" Award? : Sgonondo
Runner Up: 3 SUM
This one is funny coz really, Sgo is famous coz he released an album. Okay, we all know nobody bought the damn thing (why would anyone?) but still hi hi hi hi he's signed with Mzansi's Number One "Si ya gaola" Stable, 999, so why wouldn't he be famous?
The "Calm Down" Award : KELLY KHUMALO
Runner Up: Khanyi Mbau
I know y'all voted for Kelly Khumalo alone but since marriage is about being one etc, I thought I'd get them to share the chill pill coz hubby is just not cute enough for me to see more than once on my sunday paper!
The "Most Overrated Celebrity" Award : KHANYI
Runner Up: Kelly Khumalo
Saving my expensive breath....
The "Go To Rehab" Award : BRICKZ
Runner Up: Rebecca Malope/Lundi/Zamani/Mandoza
Hopefully he will do it before the baby comes....and he must do it fast coz mina I'm waiting for the second album to come up!
Thank Gaadddd Brickz FM aka YFM stopped playing Stokvel...I had heard enough of the track already!
And speaking of Brickz FM, somebody please tell 5FM & Kaya FM their name change applications to JAMALI FM & LESEGO FM respectively have been approved. Dayum!!!
The "Go To The Gym" Award : L'VOVO
Runner Up: Tumisho & HHP
Okay, I disagree with you guys on this one. L'vovo will not be L'vovo without all that meat!!! I don't want a six pack L'vovo, he won't be as funny anymore! Same goes for HHP....mara ke I hear you on the other one...that one whose name starts with a T...hi hi hi.
The "Have A Sandwich" Award: KATLEGO DANKE
Courtesy of the Sasko lady hi hi hi
You guys are just jealous that you don't have the woman's figure!!! Leave Katlego Danke alone, who cares what she looks like anyway? As long as she leaves my Andy alone, I'm happy he he he...
The "Go Get A Stylist" Award: WINNIE NTSHABA
Runners Up: Kelly Khumalo & Hlubi Mboya
He he and the funny thing is that this picture is supposed to look glam LOL! I give up!!
The "Go To Charm School" Award: Mike Mvelase
Runner Up: Sphiwe Mtshali aka Zamani Khoza
Okay, this one needs no explanation. I agree with one of the TVSA readers who said he was much cuter as Tau's butler. This whole business man thing has made him irritating and stupid. Great actor but Generations is so wrong for him.
The "Grow Up" Award : ARTHUR MAFOKATE
Runner Up: Kelly Khumalo
Arthur "Makhalanjalo" Mafokate really needs to grow up, I agree with your vote guys.
As for that "father's day headline" story about him having 3 kids, WHO FREAKING CARES???!! He can have 20 for all I care, he's NOT Hlomla Dandala. Hlomla is cute, MANLY and he never talks crap!
Congratulations to Arthur on his award at the Golden Circle Awards though. I shudder to think what the acceptance speech was about *sigh*
And if you're wondering where his picture is, I REFUSE TO PUT IT UP!!!! So sue me if you will!
The "Due For Retirement" Award: MARY TWALA
Runner Up: Lillian Dube
Eish but guys, the poor woman doesn't wanna be bored at home!! She's a great actress though. I can't remember if we honoured her at the Golden Horn or was it Golden Plumes awards but if not, then we need to give Ouma her medal so she can take a break quickly.
The “Are You Still Acting?” Award: CONNIE
Runner Up: Mary Twala
I think the question here should've been "Are you still acting that part?" Sista has been in Generations long enough to be able to tell them to stop with the madness. Her character is boring now, sure we've seen some excellent acting from her but excellent acting does nothing for a stupid script, SIKHATHELE!!!!!! Kanti how many times do we have to scream this ish??
The Most Boring Music Video Award: 999 VIDEOS
Runner Up: Dubula & Voom
You guys said "everything" from 999 is boring and it's a bit harsh coz I think they do try. But ke, if you are personally boring, people will see everything you do as boring, even if it's good. So 999, my readers have asked me to tell you...STOP UYAKHINYA!!!
As for how Dubula got nominated for this award, guys really now, leave Rambo Mabalane alone, if you want his muscles, go to the gym.
AND CHURCH...
The Most Boring Soap : Backstage
...and that's exactly why they are going off air. Nuff Said!!!
The Most Boring TV Channel Award: SABC 2
Runner Up: SABC 3
Even they don't watch their own channel! The Channel is on 24/7 but there are less than 7 good shows on that channel.
Thank Gaaaadddd for:
Strictly Come Dancing, Gospel Time & Muvhango!
And they must not think people watch GT because of the presenter, I'd watch even if Arthur was the presenter, there just aren't any Gospel music shows on TV so GT is the only one we can watch as a family so the presenter is just one of those things that we have to grin and bear.
AMEN.
HOLLER!!!!!!!