Fridays Episode
Before I say anything DaKop needs to
fucken lighten up. He was being his stubborn self again, his son was telling him that he needs to spend his money coz ngeyakhe. Sam went to visit L Factor (in a horny typa way, not bizness related at all) he’s even calling her
“baby” hihihi, Sam bathong,
how do you have a baby onamabele anobisi,hahahah!!! Ok Lucille immediately put him in his place.
Gangstas Paradise – Our sgebengu hunks have got a problem, some guy called BraTee paid them a visist, ngathi bayamkoloda or something coz he threatened that the bar will not be open if they don’t pay him back. As broke as they are they were so worried, but DaKop’s son saved their a$$es, he gave them the R4000 that DaKop won, he said that Fats stole it from them anyway. Rachel was sulking coz he saw Sam at Redemption Records (
ubengazi ukuthi uSam ubezozibonela intombi,hihi) Miles as usual sweet talked her(Rachel) and she was smiling from ear to ear in no time.
Bengasebahle nje osgebengu, they were getting ready for the opening night. Even DaKop was in a great mood coz he felt free from sin, he even said Asta la Vista, when he left to go fetch madam Diva, hihi Kop. Miles was telling Lucille that they have to drop Sam coz Rachel is upset. Yho, you should have seen Lucille(I was thinking to myself at that moment, what a
thinging can do to a person,hihihi) she asked Miles if he had any idea what she had to go through to get Sam to sign. Yeah
we know Lucille!!! You effed a boy half your age, Skhwebereshe!!!!!
Yesterdays Episode
It is the Club's opening night, and my two Gangstars are as happy as ever- they are proud of themselves
so am I, their hard work has finally paid of. They are dressed in white suits and black hats(Mafikizolo style) I’m digging this look very much.
Miles calls Sbuda who is already at the club and he wants VIP tickets to attend,
hello Mkhulu you are too old for this, Sbuda tried to warn him about it… eintlik he seemed a bit embarrassed by his dad trying to act youngish! Off he went to the club, Lfactor didn’t wanna come with(byatch)- before Miles could even close the door she was on the phone calling
you know who. The lovesick puppy was there in a flash (shame on you Lulu for
adultering hi hi hi in your own husband’s house).
Lucille did a bad job trying to look sexy there, the red pants(eThekwini bawabiza ngoMnike), the black silky top with boobs gushing out aaiykhona! I love Kaybee but I hate what they are doing to her laphaya eRC! Lulu wanted to discuss business with Sam, actually she wanted to re-inforce that Sam
MUST NEVER tell anyone about their union/encounter and most importantly not David(Sam’s current manager) but cha Sam was not listening he wanted to get down and dirty right away
*phew* Kids of today!
Back @ the club Miles is trying to make small talk with his son, Sbuda is so uninterested..
uyabona nje ukuthi umoshelisikhathi ngabe uyashela. Finally he got the picture and decided to call it a night. Back in the house Lulu and Sam are all over each other, you know getting it on…
at this point I’m cringing and shouting at my tv. Lulu heard the car pulling outside and quickly put the wine glasses away and told pretty boy to vamoose nge back door(what were they thinking?). When Miles entered the house, yho Lfactor was acting all nice and innocent and big brother was suspecting something(I think) but the proffesional
hooker had him eating out of her tiny , dirty hand in no time, he ended up carrying her upstairs how sweet(not)I don’t know bafike benzani ke, ok!
Guess who else was at the club opening gig, Rachel! She was drinking like there is no tomorrow(sis Ribs bathong!)
Sunay, yes itshitshi delivered a less that average perfomance.. the girl should go for dance lessons at
Chomee Dance Academy please dont ask me where this school is. She is a pretty girl though…. She and Rachel hit it off just like that, she was soo showering Rachel with praises and telling her she’s her IDOL, those two are a match made in
hell heaven, they ended up drinking together on the sofa(GommaGomma typa sofa). Saint Thembi was not too happy to see her mother drown herself in alcohol like that, she ordered her to leave the club and even prohibited her from performing… Thembi should be the mother and Rachel the kid, coz from where I’m standing poor Saint Thembi is the sane one in that house.
There you have it ma bloggers, let me know what you think...
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