So, you thought that
Mzisqo (Mzansi’s Sisqo) was gone and forgotten??? Well think again, because not only is he back, but he is up in our faces like bad acne. Is he going away? Forget it.
It’s not hard to explain his come back. He’s like
"Jack in the box", only OUT of it. One minute he’s gone, the next he springs out into our TV screens and every recognised newspaper. This dude fully understands the impact of the
6 MAGIC STEPS. Yo! Yo! Yo! Do you think I can start a “brand” from these
6 MAGIC STEPS??? Kwa! Kwa! Kwa!
I must admit,
Speedy knows his story. Last week he made a story somewhere between the pages of the newspaper about his comeback,
BUT this Sunday he made
FRONT PAGE baby! Yo! Yo! Yo! Like I said in
step 5 of the
6 MAGIC STEPS.
5- If your first story doesn't work, make up another one and another one, until you get recognised.
BIG UPS TO YOU MY BROTHER. I’M INSPIRED!!! Enough on the marketing of the
6 MAGIC STEPS, let’s get straight to business.
Why did
Speedy feel it was a
“sensitive issue” to discuss
Kelly on
Real Goboza, but he was very much capable to go on an
“insensitive” spree in the
Sunday World article? Quoted:
Asked if they got jiggy, Speedy says:
“I had some raunchy pictures of us playing.
This was hectic and what a turn-around from the shy, “sensitive”, “I won’t say a word”
Speedy we saw on
Real Goboza. Ok, ok, maybe it’s another
Dineo scenario, where they
"changed" what he said… so let’s blame the newspaper article
Wednesday he was on
Real Goboza, Friday on
Live then Sunday in the newspapers. Hmmm… This guy is busy! So if we study his
“second day appearance formula”, he’ll make the next appearance tomorrow. So where would he be? Radio?
Yotv maybe?
So, who called who? Did
Arthur ask him to come back? I mean
Arthur did say
Speedy “akana airtime”. He! He! He!
Sfunu’kwazi.
Anyway, what interested me was the fact that the
Sisqo look is going away. Helang? Does it mean no-more
Mzisqo? No more gloves? No more towels, not even one? Kwa! Kwa! Kwa!
So, what would suit him?
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A suit : - Mmmhh… I don’t think it’s a good idea. Asseblief, we don’t need another
Mr Selwyn or Drenko (that pink suit is so eeuw). *
Pantsula : – He! He! He! I wouldn’t mind this look. Imagine what a transformation it would be. As long as he won’t act like
Spikiri and curse and push people around
(what was up with that vele?)
*
Ibheshu : – Hi! Hi! Hi! Imagine if he started a trend…
Ok, maybe
Dj Sbu can lend some fashion hints here. (
Yo, have you seen how slim he looks lately. Hayibo he should share his secret with some shlebs.
i won't mention names in fear of damaging brands then being sued. )
I’m too afraid to say
Ephraim should assist, because it would lead to
Speedy having the
horse-jockey look. Yo! Yo! Yo! Mathata fela.
*********So, who thinks they can dress Speedy best.
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GO GOLD!!!