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Time To Get Fabulously Scandalous

Written by KeleFabulous from the blog Ever Dated A Celeb? on 06 Aug 2007
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So we see them on TV, we dance to their music...some of us have them as friends and others, like myself, have met them and maybe even been to their houses on an occasion. We've heard their side and we've heard shwashwi's side. But we all know a boyfriend/girlfriend is a different person from the person one knows.

So ma bloggers help me figure out just who these peepls are? What are they like as potential partners? If u've ever been out on a date with them, where did they take you? How did they act? Are they just the same as they are on TV? Are all the rumours about them true? What are they like in bed? What are they favorite dish? Ba bodisa like the rest of us ko toilet? Do they have any nasty habits?

Nna i've always steered far away from any kind of relationship (intimate) with shlebs becos i'm the type that falls fast and hard so haai ba bona i don't think one can trust with one's heart so...I've even been interested in a coupla them at some point or other (this being one of my "blonde" moments when i didn't know who they were...)needless to say i lost interest as soon as i found out. Someone very close to me went out with a certain ex football star who is now a coach of some team...he was also in some football star search on tv on the weekends and recently got married to a foreign lady...get who this is? (see i wud name him if it had been ME that went out with him cos then neke tlabe kena le bopaki, not that she's lying because i saw it for maself) Apparently he was very um...gentlemanly during their date. At first she went out with him cos she felt guilty (she had crashed his car into a wall) and wanted to somehow make it up to him. I always wondered, seeing as she is so beautiful, what she was doing with D...oops! almost said his name. hi hi hi. A colleauge of myne also once dated Sbuda (DJ) and the woman had too much of everything...too much hair, too much makeup...too much attitude. I always wondered if the brother likes them that way. Hi hi hi reminds me of this one lady who wanted to beat me up one time in a club over Spikiri. Abuti u probably won't remember as you come across so many women everyday but la cheri yakho o batlile a mpontsha mothlolo that nite...didn't your mama teach you not to make moves on another woman when your lady's standing just a few feet away? Hi hi hi but that was eons ago.

But bloggers, seriously now, can you please satisfy my curiosity and tell us of your experiences with these people? And i'd especially like to hear from the guys as it seems women shlebs only date their own kind...is this so? And are the men shlebs' lies worse than your average guy?

Please share!



202 Comments

Toodecent
06 Aug 2007 08:32

Everyone must get a legal wise form before they comment.. hi hi hi mara waiting list e teng. Anyway sfunukwazi..???

belz
06 Aug 2007 08:40

Kelefab, 1 minute in the GOLD world and already you doing this, hihihi. there is one who does an ad on tv, wont say which one coz i'll be selling the poor soul, he has some deal with this company in the same building as me, he is forever making moves on me, this other day he brought me an energy bar to say he sorry he has been abandoning me ,what in the freaking hell???? do i look like i need energy???  i tell yu these people off screen are worse thn normal pple, they are shocking, the screen really does wonders.

KeleFabulous
06 Aug 2007 08:40

Lol @tdc...ska wara, kena le lawyer waiting on standby and he's very good! guys i just wanna know! you don't even need to name names, just a few hints on who ur talking about is fine

Lex
06 Aug 2007 08:57

Belz,u heard KF,just a hint.

KeleFabulous
06 Aug 2007 09:03

u right Lex...kanti belz hao bone gore u didn't really say much? we still don't have a clue gore o bua ka mang...

Dimago
06 Aug 2007 09:05

I dated a soccer player once. Well he was on the bench most of the time, but chief's bench...so i guess that made him a schleb...poor thing's career never took off, cause i have not heard nor seen him since...

As a lover/boyfriend, he used to pick me up from work, which was a big deal in those days...but then i found out he had another chic in KZN...go figure...i also used to copy cd's for him..hihihi...needless to say nothing came out of that relatioship!

Thanks for taking me memory lane KF!

Zhico
06 Aug 2007 09:09

KeleFab this rocks...I've never dated a celeb and to be honest dont dream of dating...I think they are all fake and different in real life...imagine they'll think bcoz they'r famous they are all that and better than

I had a friend who had a fling with one of our celebs...way older than her...singer...those R&B like Xhosa songs...he promised to call but never did...
I know of some few

belz
06 Aug 2007 09:11

LMFAO @ Dimags, yo guy hardly qualifies as a celeb, the guy i'm talking is in a Postbank ad y'all, im not saying anything more, there is two of these ads, he's on the first one.

zandii!!
06 Aug 2007 09:11

kf they are nt the same bt most of them i fame iyabaphambanisa ke anyway they love drugs thats what i can say 20% dnt do them the rest yhoo ma lovie lovie darlin is max hes a god sent no wonder u brown wants to his cd hes an adorable down to earth creature

Lex
06 Aug 2007 09:13

I so didn't wanna share this,mare I once went out (but not really) with a certain musician who is now wheel-chairbound and was recently released from jail bcoz of ill-health (he was arrested for two counts of rape),CAN U BELIEVE IT????Needless to say the guy had no class,none whatsoever.My best friend kicks me when we around ppl and I mention him,she says ppl dont need to know hihihihihihihihihihihihihi.Eish mare re a di dira weitse,but hey my excuse was that I was a young naive girl.U know mos how the Wits Tech girls can be like.

And then Sbu was interested in me,still when I was still at tertiary,and I gave him a big no-no.I'M NOW KICKING MYSELF FOR THAT :-)

KeleFabulous
06 Aug 2007 09:14

zandii who u talking about...who is this God sent?

Dimags askies! hi hi hi

and @Zhico, i learnt a looong time ago never to give a guy my no. i take his and I decide if and when i call him. it's much easier that way

KeleFabulous
06 Aug 2007 09:17

Lex iyo i know exactly what u mean...i once ALMOST dated this guy who i later heard had raped his own little cousin! sies man! ake tsebe ke ledlozi lefeng le nthibeletseng but i'm glad i didn't go there!

Dimago
06 Aug 2007 09:18

ok, thats as close as i came to dating a celeb Belz..hi hi hi...

Zhico
06 Aug 2007 09:18

I'm new here guys and so I just realized I missed so many words...I was saying my gal slept with this man without thinking twice and the guy promised her all on earth ...and he never saw her again except in TV ofcoz

The other one I know ...quite popular on TVSA...the saint..which I also like ...slept with a gal from ekasi lam and he also promised her so much...and when she saw that nothing was happening...she stole his wallet and his cellphone bt the celeb never layed any charges...why not ???..me dont know 

sponono
06 Aug 2007 09:19

a friend of mines went out with this dude who plays for a European team(non-English one) and he has played for Bafana Bafana, and he was quiete a romatic chap, who looooved reggae  and he oooozed the L-Factor like  a herdsman...LOL but he was a real nice bloke just that the cameras were not that interested in him, although you can still hear or read about him in sports pages, but he's not the controvesial type...unfortunately my freiend new the whole thing wouldnt work becaseu she was still in the spirit of livin wild and free (read commitment phobic), but He was a bit hopeful...

Minake I went out with the sister of the assistant to Lebo' s assistant...does that qualify.....hi hi hi..just kidding

KeleFabulous
06 Aug 2007 09:27

assistant to assistant. hi hi hi spopo wa ntshegisa waitse!

Zhico i'm getting an idea of who this "saint" is

sponono
06 Aug 2007 09:28

Zhico<,she stole his wallet and his cellphone  >>  eish umangcola phela lowo, was she your friend or what...she gave lokshin girls a bad rap...
celeb or no celeb, that is an absolute NO NO ....If you Shag a schleb its for the novelty of it or the exciement, but to expect a proposal is a bit naive methinks, so all dem girls talkin about promises bein made by schlebs should get with the programm...you shag dem you leaave dem and tell US about it...not buy their promises....LOL

zandii!!
06 Aug 2007 09:30

max (maxhoba guy)

belz
06 Aug 2007 09:31

LMAO @ y'all, nice one KeleFab, nami i once dated some guy who dates Ntombi on Gen, hayi guys i'm joking.

Toodecent
06 Aug 2007 09:33

Eish wa bona on stuff like this..ke mo rona di hundrednaires re ikgogelang morago..

babyjoe
06 Aug 2007 09:50

hey, TDC and BElz are still at work. what with the Black star my friend??? phela i was very excited!!

Titanic
06 Aug 2007 09:51

Hey guys. One day I was walking down Rocky street in Yeoville, when i saw this nice car with 3 guys,one of them got out and i soon realised who he was, he then said i must get into the car they'll take me wherever i'm going to, not wanting to look cheap i refused(you know the X-pride), Gaaad he started, 'ucabanga ukuthi ungubani wena si**be, yini le ungcono ngayo. Kwa worse xa ndiphendula weva ukuba ndiyathetha, yho he went all X hating. He plays for Chiefs, i can only call him AZ. I'm sure you'll get it.

Beyonce
06 Aug 2007 09:59

My cousin Goliath dated this guy who has a tv show and a clothing deal named after him... very popular guy! My couzin fell pregnant and all hell broke lose, he is now sending her thretening sms's.. ((~_~))

belz
06 Aug 2007 10:00

hola babyjoe, hayi wethu, i was also excited thinking i've laready won the comp, but i'll join soon love.

belz
06 Aug 2007 10:01

HAHAHAHA Bey, LOL!!!!

sponono
06 Aug 2007 10:04

Titanic...he is like that  and you did the right thing, ussually they would have expected more just like ordenery guys cruising for some wild fun  phela these schlebs also do the same things that their lokshin ous do, but they feel that they can get away with it more easily than ordinery folkes

BTW I hope you dont think its a X-thing  to refuse a lift from strangers, cause my Z-gilrs can do that too.....LOL  just had to gooi that tribal thingy....hi hi hi

sponono
06 Aug 2007 10:09

haaawu Beyonce your Cousin Goliath ...eish usile wena  ube-mithelani vele uGoliath makesho..u"cousin"   thought being his baby mama would make him marry her ....She thought he's DAVID   and she'll knock him, but eish phela DAVID is a Saint in the bible...and always had God on his side....LOL catch my drift

TT
06 Aug 2007 10:24

My flat mate once dated a soccer palyer he's on Pirates now he used to play on Black leopard...he;s the reason y i dnt eat KFC i mean the nigga used to bring KFC every F^%kd day....but the chick cheated and the guy was heart broken

Freud Genius
06 Aug 2007 10:28

I dated a certain DJ (won't say his name coz I'm still in love wih him) who was and is very sweet, spiritual, anti-celebrity, genuine and incredibly loving. He took me to the Africa Unite concert in Ethiopoia and consequently spent time with me. He does have a bit of an ego issue and we have since parted ways mara I still digg him and will for a long time.

Freud Genius
06 Aug 2007 10:30

Can someone plz tell me who Shwashwi is, I've been hearing this name a lot lately.

sjura
06 Aug 2007 10:56

@ TT,
hihihihihihahahaha.dt z sooooooooooo funi .CN u please give some few hints bwt wu dis mite b kaloku some o us r nt soca lavaz

sponono
06 Aug 2007 11:07

Shwashi is PerezHilton of Mzansi, but for SundayWorld....I suppose you wont know Perez either....ok Shwaswi is the tabloid/gossip reporter in Sundayworld who goes to various schleb functions and reports on fashion, incidents, social behaviour ect in a sometimes insensitive juicy mago typa style

sponono
06 Aug 2007 11:15

My sisters friend, who has since passed away..dated one of the popular kwaitists who is now married and has tendency of bein involved in fights, anyhoo he was not as violent as he's potrayed, maybe its becaesu he was just having fun whenever he's away fro Jozi, and used to deposit money for her to come to Jozi, but apperently he was very stingy...hi hi oh and she went on dating another soccer player from Moroka Swallows, who really loved her and  was friends with this kwaitists, unfortunately she wasnt into the soccer dude phela this girl was an all-rounder you see...LOL

Brown Shuga
06 Aug 2007 11:36

Wow, this is an interesting article...all your stories are hilarious...oh gosh, Titanic, the AZ (Chiefs playa) story is so sad...I met him once and he was acting all shy, it could have been coz he was alone then...I was with my 12 year old nephew who loves Chiefs like mad so I asked AZ to chat to my nephew...he was so nice about it, which is why I am shocked at this behaviour...peer pressure does things to people ke....

I once  locked lips one guy who started off as a TV presenter, he's now an actor...he also acted in Generations at some point (I highlighted "acted" just to clarify that it's not Zamani). He had a stinking mouth but I was too happy that I was kissing him to care hi hi hi hi hi

<<And then Sbu was interested in me,still when I was still at tertiary,and I gave him a big no-no.I'M NOW KICKING MYSELF FOR THAT :-) >>
Lex, I am going to give you a kick too when I see you...you could now be telling us about "other things" ngaye ...eish...

sjura
06 Aug 2007 11:46

I once met Ntando at Musica in CC n wow he wz gorgeous man, i asked if i cud get hz digits n h sed h'd only gv em 2 m if i wud giv hm a nyc kiss f whch i did bt yho afta dat i wz no longa interested n getin hz numba bcooooooz, oh wel guyz i cnt giv u d ful details.sowi

sjura
06 Aug 2007 11:50

sjura
06 Aug 2007 11:51

m kiddin guyz U Ntando uyaqhosha sana.he only gvs very friendly hugs

Brown Shuga
06 Aug 2007 11:53

sjura...I knew something like that was coming...niqalile ngamanga...he he he 

Does the fact that only girls are talking about being "shela'd" by celebs mean that there are few gal celebrities out there? Kelefab, you guys better start going to auditions now, come on!!

Black Sambuca
06 Aug 2007 12:22

Eish is difficult for an “average guy” to get up close and personal with a celeb ….abakumameli tooooo…uthi usavula umlomo athi akanamdla…maybe some1 can give us some pointers.or maybe I show write a book called …..Idiot guide on how to date a celebrity

Segololo
06 Aug 2007 12:29

@  Sambu:<<Eish is difficult for an “average guy” to get up close and personal with a celeb >> Maybe you come on too strong; Give us your strategy then we can tell you if an "average gal" would fall for that or you need to up your game to hit em shleps!

Black Sambuca
06 Aug 2007 13:35

Strategy??? Don’t have 1 just need to know what to “whisper” ezindlebeni zabo/zenu ….what do you chat about?? Where do you meet them (shlebs)…

Dino
06 Aug 2007 15:30

Met a certain singer, 'marshmallow', back when he was a struggling artist and driving a beaten up mazda 323 & selling caps from the boot of his car. He took my numbers & guess what? HE NEVER FONED

ntomz
06 Aug 2007 17:33

hayi ke guys:(:(:(:(..its not fun when you dont say the name of the celeb....sifuna ukwazi manyani nyani.....personally, i have never dated a celeb, but have like three friends who have and all i can say is that..they lived happily eva after:)::):...psyche, they were all groupies...how do you fall in love with someone you admire because they are known......groupies must forget shem:(:(:(:......

Toodecent
07 Aug 2007 00:36

Sandra Bullock wanted me too but I refused... phela I was young and stupuid...ehehehehehe

Sphalaphala
07 Aug 2007 01:24

I had a major crush on UNtando after meeting him a couple of times and realising that he is a fabulouse human being under that ego of steel. We went out on a date once and speak on the fone now and again.

I read an article about him paying lobola for some chick yase Kagiso(Umamoroka or something like that) but i choose not to believe it, not because i had a thing for the man but coz ubrothers is too caught up in making his own life better that trying to make some woman happy.

if he is involved with any1 I pity you for all those nites you spend alone. 

Anyone want his digits......(IT WILL COST YOU THOUGH)!!!!!

ngwana
07 Aug 2007 01:49

I  have had some "more than 3 months" relationships with celebs, I dnt think of my self as a groupie cause they come after me. I find that they are very different when no-one else is around cause they can just be themselves, no pressure and stuff.

Then there are some that i just made out, with let me rate them for you. Cant say when this happened so they dont get in trouble. So lets say in past 4 years.

Zamani - i know i know, but this was a very long time ago - 6/10
Rude Boy - he still smiles at me what ever that means - 7/10
Zola - he wasnt such a saint then - keep that to myself thank you 
Dicksy N - ya ya laugh but he threw the theory about short men right our the window. 9/10
Jub Jub - So i was older than him, but i must say he was hot. 8/10

Oh my Gaad I am a groupie!







babyjoe
07 Aug 2007 01:50

I dated a certain musician and now he pretends as if nothing ever happened between us. not that i care but its pathetic

babyjoe
07 Aug 2007 01:52

just joking, but i wish i was then i'll be more famous for trying to ruin his life by falling pregnant and going to some tabloids, hi hi hi

Gucci
07 Aug 2007 01:56

Good one Kele....but eish....it's too risky.

@ Sphalaphala 
Anyone want his digits......(IT WILL COST YOU THOUGH)!!!!! >> U still like the Man remember!!!! How can u give his digits away orrrrr what u told was not the truth nhe? Hihihi

I have a friend but not too sure if he's a schleb coz he's a Manager of this Popular group in Kalawa....that's too much info. He's so down to earth and I met with him in Cape Town and his friend was in to me. One thing I must share that got me thinking he said he wanted/wants to get married bt doesnt seem to find the right person coz eJozi u dont really know if a chick is in to u for love or for access of them shleb's do's. We still e-mail and chat to each other.

And coming to me, there's this powerful Guy who likes me in one of the Big Soccer Teams, he's not a player but more than that in the Team....shooo if I give u more hints I will be sued and work without pay for da rest of My life. This Man is married and I dont do Married cheps shame but we talk now and then and yes we dont reside in the same town. He realy doesnt get why I'm not in to him coz he's used to gettin wht he wants apparently...so that's why he's so not letting the whole thing go.

Toodecent
07 Aug 2007 02:02

Ok on a serious note.. a friend of mine a lady and much older than me dated this other guy .. is one of the top dogs in this country he worked for a radio station and had..ok are e tlogele net daar but he holds a top position in one of the biggest things to happen mo Mzansi.. and nna a musician or kere was I have locked lips with gannyane.. mara I hate to even think about it.

Sphalaphala
07 Aug 2007 02:07

@ Gucci 

I don't have a thing 4 him anymore but I would like to see what he looks like after a hectic round of good shum-shum. I mean did you c how yummy!!! he looked on live that brother has legs to die for.

Damn Ngwana you're hectic.

Sphalaphala
07 Aug 2007 02:15

I know of a certain lady who presented GOSPEL GOLD who is married by the way kodwa had a relationship with another very possesive lesbian from Newlands in Durban.

I still wonder how she managed to get out of that relationship ngoba uyayi faka impama u She-man.  

Sbuhleza
07 Aug 2007 02:41

im currently dating this scheleb, he is a very good actor. well at first i didnt take it serious, we used to fight over fans but one day he introduced me to his friends and told them i was love of his life and he wouldnt like fans to come between us. Well it is a difficult life though, coz most of the time we need to go out late if we need our quiet time out. i then went to work in CT and i thought maybe he will forget me but no, he was calling me everynight until i fall asleep and everymorning before i wash myself. he is such a darling. im now in Jozi we dont stay together but we both have a spare key to nes place and we go there whenever we want to without notifying each other, and i have never find something suspicious. Well in june i wsa sent by my Company to London, he was crying like a wet baby, he is calling me as if he is using cell c and it is a weekend. im coming back next week and his uncles are coming to pay Lobola, we are getting married 14 Dec on my birthday. so watch out you'll know who am i talking about in Dec

Toodecent
07 Aug 2007 02:49

I think I know who dat is..  great news anyway..and congrats...!!

Gucci
07 Aug 2007 02:53

@Sbuhleza

we are getting married 14 Dec on my birthday. so watch out you'll know who am i talking about in Dec >>> How cute!!!!! TVSA you've got people in high places moss nhe!!!

@ Ngwana >>>>> We must hook up. Thats like a handful of Shlebs yhoooo!!!! Hayikabi I would love to hear your stories ....lets say I'm curious on how you meet with these people. I dont see Myself going out with a Shleb...buy hey...love is love u'll just never know.

belz
07 Aug 2007 02:54

sbuhleza, really gal yu need to give us more thn tht, there are so many pple who get married in Dec, kuzobanzima ukwazi.LOL @ sphalaphala, unamanga!!!

monchooza
07 Aug 2007 02:57

interesting hmnnn.................

Qheng-hi
07 Aug 2007 03:02

I know of a gal who once dated this X guy who used to double as Umhlobo wenxele dj and a journo for the public brod. and damn, she was staying eres at the time and when the brother is in die Kaap-they used to go to Long street and then come back to eres for some shagging session. mna I was doing her room mate and iyho-the guy always groaned everytime ezofika 'ecairo', he would groan and moan and then abuze usisi-uyandithanda? I still don't know why wayengaphenduli omfowethu. I'm sure uyalamba now coz he's in New York - still working for the public brod!

Amazing
07 Aug 2007 03:03

A certain afro pop star with dreads was is Cape Town for a New Years eve performance. I have this really pretty sister who knows she's the bomb. Her name is Thuli ( hi girl). Mr hilleliyelele ( hihihihihihih) was sitting in a car outside this grils house who lives a couple of houses away from my sister's house. Apparently his friend was dating this girl from that house. 

So my sister was passing by the car and he said.

" Hi sisi, bendicela uze apha!"

And my sister doesn't even bother looking at him. So he says.

" Ndingu ........... Lo u culayo."

She gets really mad and turns around and says.

"Ngoku xaungu.......... ndikuthini mna. Andiwuthandi nomculo wakho sowuzadundi xelele ukuba uyacula."

And she strutted her stuff all the way home. His friends were laughing at him.

Sphalaphala
07 Aug 2007 03:39

@ Amazing 
Ouch!!!!!!

A  very close friend of mine ebeshelwa ngu Ta R..... "oh ye!!!" ubrothers was so desparate he denied the he was married and claimed that he owned a Q7 instead of iA4 le anayo.
That is one person olixoki and will do what ever he can to get what he wants unfortunately he did'nt get some.

There's i shleb yakudala, who is almost as old as my dad who presented ezodumo back in the day who loves younger woman. He has been on my case for the past year and I can't avoid his fish breath cause he is a shareholder at the company I work for.

In my line of work one meets shlebs almost on a daily basis and believe me once you get to know them, they are just like the guy next door, nothing fascinating. In fact as good looking as I am, I would rather date a nobody than date a schleb

LADYT
07 Aug 2007 05:45

iyo i was crazy with ntando hey,NOW SINCE IVE SEEN HIS TOES FROM THE PHOTOS SHUGA TOOK NEH ILL DEFINETLY PASS.TJO PHELA BROTHER MAN HAS SOME MKHOTO TOES HEY.

Lahvee
07 Aug 2007 06:21

Zandiii<<yhoo ma lovie lovie darlin is max hes a god sent no wonder u brown wants to his cd hes an adorable down to earth creature>>  that means I know you personally ke!!!! Or maybe you are not who I think you are!!!

KFab... u gonna break hearts...heheheheh

shorty k
07 Aug 2007 06:32

hoi hoi
 I have dated a certain dj E and believe u me he was so wonderful and he did not  act like a celeb we still talk though,well right now im dating a soccer player from kaizer chiefs and trust me he is full of  *bleep!* and only calls when he wants to,everyone thinks he's an angel coz he is "so" disciplined,but he's got an anger management problem.

Lex
07 Aug 2007 06:36

Sbuhleza,pls invite the bloggers to ur lobola ceremony.

andi01
07 Aug 2007 06:53

I dated a lady from generations, she dumped coz she thought I was cheating and that I was gay, but now I have moved on to someone on TVSA, who is much more interesting and fun to be with, she is also on RGB, too much clues hey, and remember I am also a celeb. Kwa kwa kwa kwa

andi01
07 Aug 2007 06:57

• This guy from my kasi claims when he was in Joburg, he used to dance for iskomplazi, before they join Guluva records, I had a 1 night stand with his cousin, that’s the closest I ever got to dating a shleb.

Lahvee
07 Aug 2007 07:20

My friend dated a certain actor, he was in Generations, all I say is he was one of Karabo's men...(or did they just kiss) he's young and cute. He's very cute! He loved her very much, a true gentlemen! He even blew up their photo and put it right in the middile of his lounge. So u walk in and greeted by their happy photo. 

We were visiting him once and these girls (neighbour) brought Pizza for him on some "We ordered 2 pizzaz so we not going to finish them, so u can have this one"... he turned to us and said "Guys..we got food"...needless to say, the girls weren't happy.

On the same night, some girl came wearing just a T-shirt, to return a DVD she borrowed. It was realllllllyyyyy cold that night...!!  

They broke up coz for some reason...but still in speaking terms. Mara yena he's sweet in person too.

nonkez
07 Aug 2007 07:20

my uncle dated macy pakela, it was short lived tho. apperently she borrowed too much much money that was never returned.

Zhico
07 Aug 2007 07:24

@Andi01...plz tell me you are joking b4 I blv u...coz if you are serious I bet I saw that coming....
hi hi hi @Amazing...I must say whoever the guy was deserved that....
Congrats to you Sbuhleza...are there any shlebs in CpT...coz now I think I just had a change of heart abt our celebs...

belz
07 Aug 2007 07:25

LOL @ nonkez

zulugal
07 Aug 2007 07:50

@ andi01 hehh wena andi01 ngathi unezindaba sifunukwazi hmmm.

yo sbuhleza congrats girl but le clue yakho ayisho nto give us more.

nami i had a crush ku ntando i used to think hes cute and all, i even met him somewhere somewhere, but now i think hes just a cute 26 yr old cute guy nje.

Weiss
07 Aug 2007 08:32

Hi everyone. I personally think that dating soccer playas is something else. I have a cousin who is dating this soccer playa and they have a child together now. Those two are so involved, he even bought her a car. What really bugs me is the fact that I have seen the same guy (who doesn't know that his girlfriend is my cousin) with a girl while I was at some party with friends. One of my friend went on on telling us how this soccer playa has bunch of kids everywhere and how badly he treated and pubicly humiliated his sister (my friend's sister) before breaking up with her. Interesting fact is how my cousin is so hooked on him and always talking about this soccer star (true what they say about love being blind), and the sad part is I cannot tell her about this I just have to hope they eventually break up. Sometimes celebrities think because they are popular they can just get away with anything. This really sucks.

Zhico
07 Aug 2007 08:42

You can say that again Weiss....
Bt i think it would be kind of kewl to hv one of ur own....just to see how it goes...
ppl ndiyabuza once again do u know of any shlebs (hot that is) around CpT

Sbuhleza
07 Aug 2007 09:07

Thanks guys, i'll make a point ukuthi i invite you but you must promise me that you are NOT and WONT BRING journalist bcoz we want this to be as private as possible(especial for our parents sake), only the wedding wll be made public. Will let you know of the date and i would love those who will come to confirm asap if there will be in both Lobola thing and engagement(it will be late on the same day) for catering purposes. Strictly no autographs on private parts.

Sbuhleza
07 Aug 2007 09:16

@zulugal as much as i would like to give you more clue or the real name of the guy but i cant, he likes to keep his private life  just like that "private" for his own and my sake. You know how pushy gals cud be. once they know schebs private life they try everything to destroy it and i dont wanna be hurt. So for now i will keep it private until the 14th of Dec or maybe after amaLobolo. since there will be ppl there and i know they will talk about it.

Selo
07 Aug 2007 09:32

If you looking for shlebs in CPT be @ Vudu Lounge on Fridays, Opium on Sat and Mzoli's Place Sun afternoons. Hot and good looking shlebs Zhico

Zhico
07 Aug 2007 09:37

thanx selo...bt kwa Mzoli the only was-a-celeb I usually see and dont like is Mandla ka Karabs on Gen...alwys on his dimas rainy/shiny...I just hate his nose...think I'll try Vudu..i hear it's hot & happening

Titanic
07 Aug 2007 09:49

Guys i stayed in Yeoville for a long time,things used to happen there so forgive me if my stories are always based there, 2003 14 Feb, i'm with my sister(i was stressed coz i had a fight with my man, i hate Valentines day i always fight with whoever that i'm involved with since High School in EC). Ndingase Time Square waiting as my sister was chatting with a friend when this Land Rover just stopped just next to me, i didnt look at the driver instead i was looking at the dog that was in the car, (me and dogs are not good friends, i still have 3 dog bites on my thighs since i was a little girl ezilalini). Then a lady driver came out of the car, she started throwing compliments at me in a very uncomfortable way, she liked my dreadlocks, my birth mark on my face just everything, then she said i would make a good partner, she said she feels like kissing me right away,i didnt know whether i should smile or ndikwate, i was shocked. In my mind i'm thinking, is there anything wrong with me? Why would anyone, a girl, thing i would make a good partner to her? i was wearing a long skirt looking all lady-like,i left my tomboyish look at school, i was totally a lady  on that day guys. Clue: We all cried our lungs out when she died, her son was cuter when he was young (i dont know what happened to that cuteness)

Weiss
07 Aug 2007 09:52

@Zhico Bt i think it would be kind of kewl to hv one of ur own....just to see how it goes... 

Can you carify this sentence for me, please before I burst into tears??? What are you really saying?

Selo
07 Aug 2007 09:54

okanye Zhico be @ the MTN Fashion week  starting on the 8th Aug @ CTICC to meet those celebrities who take xtra care of themselves mmnnhhh....

monwy
07 Aug 2007 09:55

I ask to be out of line, can any1 give me impendulo to this, IS TITANIC REALLY A TRUE STORY or its jst a movies like any other movie. i hope u titanic will give me an answer to that

ngwana
07 Aug 2007 10:01

@Titanic i miss those days when Brenda used to hang out at Jay's hairsalon in Time Square. She hit on everyone.

sponono
07 Aug 2007 11:14

Titanic, I SO get your clue.....I'm sure you were one of a whole lot of girls she proposed to or came on to.....( i imagine your brithmark myself...where is it...tell us....hi hi )

mowny
Titanic is a true story of a ship that sank years ago in the sixties or forties, and there were survivors who told stories of how opulent and posh it was and it has been made a movies more than once, but this last one had more special effects and more expensive.....thats all for today class...hi hi hi


Cande
07 Aug 2007 11:16

heh KeleFab, nice blog and welcome to Gold.

Nna i know 1 scheleb from Isidingo, he is married and has 2 kids with the wife, okay that should be enough. the guy is married and he was 1nce invited to a valentine Dinner to be MC.
The guy met ma neigbour in a mall during the day and they just chatted.
L8r in the evening after the Dinner the guy called the chick and asked her to go to his hotel room with him. The gal refused and then the guy held the chick tigh and asked her who does she think she is and that she will go with him. He forced her into the car, so the gal asked if she cud go change the clothes she was wearing, and the guy agreed. The gal neva returned.

sponono
07 Aug 2007 11:26

Cande-girl, sounds like georgie Zamndela    LOL  the gangster in him   took over....hi hi hi I wont be sued for this will I ????  

Cande
07 Aug 2007 11:39

nah its not him Spopo, so u still safe.

Black Sambuca
07 Aug 2007 12:07

@Qheng...the guy always groaned everytime ezofika 'ecairo', he would groan and moan and then abuze usisi-uyandithanda? ....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Iyho yho yho ....nisile mani....ingathi ndiyambona !!....hahahaahh!!! ....ndizakunjonga njani nxt that xa ndimbona kumabona kude!!!. xa ethi ...".ndingu..............wendaba ze ......ndise New York "

Zhico
07 Aug 2007 12:26

@Cande-Girl I also wont mention names bt I'm sure i know the guy...he also starred in Yizo-Yizo...

@Weiss<<Bt i think it would be kind of kewl to hv one of ur own....just to see how it goes>> I dont mean it like that...however u took it... I mean if a celeb hits on me and I like him I think I'll go for it and see how it goes...maybe i'll be lucky like our own Miss Not-Yet-Revealed Sbuhleza

Brown Shuga
07 Aug 2007 12:38

<<Reply from: Amazing 8/7/2007 10:03:36 AM>>  ROFL ha ha ha I don't believe you but this is damn funny ha ha ha

<<Reply from: andi01 8/7/2007 1:53:46 PM>> LOL no chemistry there I'm afraid...try again...hi hi hi 

Flo-Jo
07 Aug 2007 15:18

LOL@ Cande-Girl
I know exactly who u toking bout.....we share friends!!!

Cande
07 Aug 2007 16:18

@Cande-Girl I also wont mention names bt I'm sure i know the guy...he also starred in Yizo-Yizo...

Haiibo Zhico so much details? haaiye mina im not involved

Sphalaphala
08 Aug 2007 00:48

Morning Guys

I'm a bit of the topic but could someone please assist with K. Mbau's contact details. I want her to be an award presenter at the awards i'm organizing for September. The ones I have don't seem to be working anymore. It doesn't have to be her direct no, an e-mail address will do.

Moja yal.....

@Cande-Girl  kodwa yini inkinga ka Javas

Toodecent
08 Aug 2007 01:01

Yoh Andi...

belz
08 Aug 2007 01:14

Morning all you ordinary peeps, hooray i won the comp and i'm gold!!!!! LOL@ sphalaphala.

Molilo
08 Aug 2007 01:17

I am also gold, thank u TVSA it feels so good to win. Hoorah to all of us winners

Lex
08 Aug 2007 01:21

the Isiding-Yizo Yizo actor once came to res and one of my friends had always been crazy about him.so he kinda picked up on the vibe and he promised to come the following day.He did.When it was time to leave he said to my friend he needed money for the maxi taxi to return home.SIES,CAN U BLV IT.My friend said 'ok,let me go fetch it from my room' and came upstairs,DO U THINK SHE EVA WENT BACK! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Zhico
08 Aug 2007 01:25

@ cande-Girl I must I was just guessing...bt seemingly I was rite...I hope i'm not in trouble
@Belz...sis mela nje imonthend and I'll also be going gold...cant wait

Beyonce
08 Aug 2007 01:34

Hey Belz, congrats gal... Now if you can just correct the spelling on your profile(Occupation), Gynaecologist is spealt this way ha ha ha ha, you see what happens when u-claima????

Jordan
08 Aug 2007 01:34

<<<Morning all you ordinary peeps, hooray i won the comp and i'm gold!!!!!>>>

Ja! Ku dala ngiyibona le ndaba ukuthi abange ba na amaconnection!!!!

Toodecent
08 Aug 2007 01:35

Yoh yoh...Congratulations....guys Belzoh is Gold too..yipeeeeeeeeeee!

belz
08 Aug 2007 01:42

HAHAHAHAH Bey, i ddnt notice, hihihi, thanks y'all it's so exciting to be GOLD.

belz
08 Aug 2007 01:45

hihihihi Jordy honey, i entered the competition a zillion times, i won!!! serious chomi yami angijoli nemanager.

cocktail
08 Aug 2007 01:47

Zola n M andela hayi bamqhela kakubi utata(Mandela) how can they even compare him to Hlomla n Zola. The man has been through a lot to get us blogging n now they compare him 2 womanisers its sickening who ever came up with the idea must swallow it.

Belz congraculations

Dimples
08 Aug 2007 02:03

Morning ppl, I've dated couple of schlebs.  A soccer player, used to play for pirates now for silver stars i guess. Another one is doing sport show on SABC1 on saterdays.  

Ok the soccer player, wanted to find me waiting downstairs whenever he said he's coming otherwise he'll just drive pass even if he sees me on the way.  

The sport presenter takes the cup, cause he'll call me @3am just to see if i'll pick up and say i love him @ the end of the call.  Sometimes he'll call @night and say he's outside and i wants to see me.  

I remember the other day when he said "i love you", i said ""i know"". Yho he wanted to bite my head off, we stopped talking for a week, he'd come to see his friends who are living next door to me and will never even pop in to say hi.  It was so funny & chchildish. It stopped the moment he asked me to buy a pair of jeans for him!!!

Sphalaphala
08 Aug 2007 02:03

@ Cocktail
Whatever man...........!!!! look on the brighter side of things, the article has gotten people talking and it certainly got you woked up and I must say I'm quite humoured by that so the article is serving it's purpose

No heart feelings sweetheart.

belz
08 Aug 2007 02:07

LMAO @Dimples, unjani love it's good to see you.

Dimples
08 Aug 2007 02:10

Morning Belz, ngiyaphila sthandwa sam, its always good to be here!!!

Jordan
08 Aug 2007 02:13

TVSA ke kopa span somblief!! Jerrrrrrr man!

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 02:13

iyhoo! i c i opened up pandora's box. but it's good that there's no risk of a law suit as you are all being so discreet. hi hi hi

all ur stories are hilarious, i like esp the one about going to cairo. hi hi hi. u guys have brought back alotta memories that even i had forgotten. when i was in high school...this was now 96-98, i had this other friend who i think alot of the times ube claima but other times it made me wonder as i would c with my own eyes. she musta been about 16/17 at the time and she was dating a certain actor on gene who's about to be a daddy. ok now remember i said some of the stories i thot she was making up. i never, not once, saw them together but if it was true then haai ele yona ene ele chicken murder. she then also one time (this 1 i choose not to believe) said that u lebo (bless her soul) was making moves on her and was "forcing" her to get into a relationship with her. this was the time lebo and theo were together and she also used to say lebo used to beat up theo. i still don't buy this one. and then, this one is a classic -whether true or not i don't know- when mdu was about to get married, she claimed she was dating him and that he didn't really want to get married it was all pressure from the family blah blah blah and he wanted her to stop the wedding when it came to the part ya "speak now or forever hold ur peace..."she says he wanted her to stand and say that her baby was theirs! iyhoo! now during all this time she said she was dating a certain shleb, who recently made headlines for swearing at the media, according to her they were together thruout his marriage and she's the reason why his marriage fell apart. they're now living 2gether (might be married now cos last time they were engaged) and htey have 2 kids.
speedy is sweet and gentle an oladat (at least i know he was then, before he became so famous...don't know about now)...i know cos he dated a schoolmate of myne back in the day. my friend dated a certain xhosa newsreader (not xolani)...that one is HOTTT! he's so much better looking in real life! anyway, he was a dog. they seemed so close and he was even telling all his friends how perfect she was blah blah blah but then as soon as she turned her back he bad mouthed her to MY cous (not knowing there'd be a connection) because he wanted to get it on with her. eish! needless to say he denied the whole thing and called them (my cous) lying bi**. this same friend also dated connie's ex (he's also in the tv industry) and all i can say about him is he is full of drama. then i know someone who dated fezile...this one i cant' really say much except to me she's a groupie and groupies need to expect whatever comes their way.

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 02:22

and to the one who had that friend who stole so an so's wallet, i understand completely. i once did that and i am not ashamed of it! one time me and ma friend went to divine and we met up with this guy one a claima nje from the go. he went on about how he's the prince of whereever in africa and how his family owns some of the hilton hotels blah blah blah and how we could sleep in  this particular hilton in sandhurst etc etc etc. i was soooo bored and irritated by him (i find it such a turnoff when a guy bragsa bout his riches, whetehr true or not...i prefer to find that out on my own much later, in the relationship) anyway, my friend was taken by all these lies. sigh! she insisted we go with him to the next club - sankayi (hey mara bengizikhanda ngei nkati zami man hi hi hi hi) and while they were busy getting to know each other this other guy came up to me and we started dancing. i don't know how but he ended up kissing me. whooo! that kiss was the worst i had ever had! i wished at taht moment taht speedy was around so i cud grad one of his towels. tjerrr! anyway we ended up leaving and he took us to his "hotel"...now the only reason i went along with this whole nonsense is she was my friend and there was NO way i was gonna leave her with htis wannabe! and u won't believe this but htis same friend is a virgin. hi hi hi. guess what his "hotel" was? a rented townhouse. yessus kea tenega even more mole. he preceded to pass out after insisting we all sleep on the same bed (Gaad!) while he was busy snoozing we got curious and were checking everything out. the drawers and the cupboard were empty! typical of someone who's living way above their means. now i got so mad (at this point at my friend more than any1 else) i suggested we check his wallet for some money as i felt he shud be the one paying for our way back home as he sent us all this way. we found about 600 and used some of it for cab and split the rest. ha ha ha ha! we only left him a coupla 20's - in case he needed money for petrol. haai ja ra di etsa dilo rele banyana ne?

Beyonce
08 Aug 2007 02:27

Hhayi Kele, you dont really expect us to read all that???? Have mercy Lord, gaaaaad!!!!

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 02:28

congratulations Sbuhleza! u can take this as my official rsvp to your wedding (both). tlabe kele daar!

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 02:33

Lol @ beyonce! reading is good for you!

Dimples
08 Aug 2007 02:44

I understand where u coming from kele, poeple going on and on bragging about thier riches, it sucks.  I went out with a moetsepe (sp), (not Patrice), the guy went on  and on telling me how he likes his triple story house in the surbubs, how much tution he's paying for his child, and he'll start talking about cars and all that crap.

What finished me, ukuthi there were 6 of us in his house and it was chilling outside, we ran out of wood for the fire, he started using wooden tiles to make fire.  He was still in the process of renovating so he had bought those tiles for his new dinning room.  And he went like "we are moetsepe's we use tiles for fire, don't worry baby you won't be cold" WTF is that? 

belz
08 Aug 2007 02:47

Kelefab i've just read the first part of yo novel, yho gal yu really live in the shcleb world!!! i'm going to the next chpater.

andi01
08 Aug 2007 02:48

friend dated a certain xhosa newsreader (not xolani)..., xolani is zulu

belz
08 Aug 2007 02:50

hehehehehe dimples, oreng na?

andi01
08 Aug 2007 02:55

I was  in Graaf Reinet back in 2001, my freinds and I got 6 VIP tickets, as we were dining with 4 guys & 2 girls from Kalawa Jazmee,(i still regret why I kissed TS, instead of the late LM) but the story is, this certain musician from kalawa (sings by himself, not a member of ant group), was attracted to a friend of mine (a girl of course), during the course of the evening my friend had an insect, i think it was a mosquito in her cheek, so this guy looks at her with his arms around her and he said, baby please remove that animal from your face. Imagine celeb ebize i mosquioto an animal, yho angawa kum.

Dimples
08 Aug 2007 02:57

Believe it or not Belz, maybe he was trying to collect points, I was so pissed.

cocktail
08 Aug 2007 02:59

Belz sana ive also gone gold,now plz tell me guys how do i access my profile ive been clicking n clicking nothing. Thats why im not replying Kele,im so excited about this gold

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 03:01

lol @ andi01. kwa kwa kwa kwa!

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 03:05

lol @ andi01. kwa kwa kwa kwa!

dr khumalo throws some mean a** parties. iyho! he throws one of those where u never get bores. and he's a good host too! as for his skills as a boyfriend/partner...from what i've heard he is just like any ohter guy nje

belz
08 Aug 2007 03:06

cocky: there is a menu on the right handside which directs yu to your pofile, otherwise click on your name in any oof the replies, yu must breathe my darling, it doesn't work for people who are too excited,hihihi, yho nami ngiexcited maan cocky.

dinkey
08 Aug 2007 03:32

@ Sbuhleza, that's so cool gal.
@ Andy 01, that's so funny sana

Last year, I was doing something like an internship @ a radio station during the national arts festival and Ghetto lingo was here and one of the guys asked for ma number and I gave it to him, only find that he asks for each and every gal's number, what a jerk. Now almost every gal that saw him was excited that he toook their numbers. and my friends were all laughing at me.

Gucci
08 Aug 2007 03:37

"What finished me" @Dimples.....LOL.

@Belz - U're sooo excited. I can see u jump up and down !!!!! Hihihi.

sponono
08 Aug 2007 03:47

KEle
 I've heared stories of how Dr khumalo  used to Mura that Abashante girl...whatsehername....nestum

crazyX
08 Aug 2007 03:47

 i was at a  bash and DJ Monde came to play..he spotted me on the crowd and one of his friend's came to tell me that a guy in a white wanna talk to me ...at that time i didn't know it was him. i went out..as i was coming towards him, he got out and gave me a hug and asked if i can get inside..we had a long chat and he gave me his business card, he used to call me until i lost my phone.
some guys saw me getting inside his car,, they started spreading rumours kuthi i shagged u monde ..he he.

sedi
08 Aug 2007 03:48

hi guyz, bn reading all the stories.... funny. congratulation Sbuhleza!

sedi
08 Aug 2007 03:48

hi guyz, bn reading all the stories.... funny. congratulation Sbuhleza!

sponono
08 Aug 2007 03:55

dinkey most guys do that hawu...you get as many numbers as you can and try to remember whch girl rocked your boat and then you call her...it the way shelling works nowadays. (in fact you girls do it too)..unless you gave  more that your number....well thats your choice....but I thought they are nice chaps actually....unlike some isidingo chaps  LOL

Sxy
08 Aug 2007 04:08

Celebs lol!!! When i was new in SA I met ths one prominent guy ( also owns a soccer club) at my sister's broyfriend's house in Bryanston it was the day of the president's innaguration so they had a barbeque afterwards, just chilling by the pool a lot of older women around (fishing I suppose) and I had noticed that he kept looking at me and it was making me feel uncomfortable.. later went into the bathroom and he followd me thats when we just started chatting and later gave him my nos I didnt even knw who he was. Over the weekend he called me and we went out to Moyos in Melrose I didnt feel quite comfortable with this oldish man so I brought my troop along, cousin, her two friends and when he picked us up he insisted on speaking with my aunt to assure of our safety and he even left her a bottle of Johnny Walker Red Lab (to get her drunk and forget about us ROTFL).
Off we went got to Moyos and damn did we have a blast he even called a couple of his friends to join us, in my mind I thought WOW what a wonderful person well mannered, fun and never gave me a reason to think of anything sinister about him.
A couple of hours later we decided to go home we dropped off my cousin's friends and went home when we got home we were like thanks for the evening blablabla my cousin opened the door and left, I did likewise ( I mean i wasnt goin to sleep in his car hey?) I got my legs outside and before I could lift myself out he pulled my shirt from behind and ripped open all my buttons and said were do u think you bare going after all the money you spent then, my heart was beating like I was running a marathon.... I turned to look at him and said okay lemme tell my cousin to cover for me with my aunt for the morning then we can go chill somewheren so he said okay and let go off my shirt I walked to the apartment and closed the slamlock and left the door open and went upstairs and started washing off my makeup and went and changed into my PJs my cousin sensed something was wrong and I explained to her then we just laughed about it, after about 20 minutes went down stairs to lock the door and found the ol man standing by the door we just slammed it and locked up and went to bed, by then he had called me about 10 times and I had put my fon on silent, in the morning when I woke up I saw an sms saying can you at least open the gate for me, guess some night angel opened for him LOL never heard from the bugger again.

immaculate
08 Aug 2007 04:13

My flatmate is a shleb (u probably see her on tv everyday)...she's very untidy, she farts...maar we were friends since Pretoria Tech so her habits dont really bother me. It's her bloody shleb friends i cant stand, and her shleb boyfriend...

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 04:26

haai Sxy these are horror stories neh? haai e-e. crazyX my friend is friends with Monde. i can ask her for his no for you, seeing as your not a stalker. lol

crazyX
08 Aug 2007 04:31

plz Kele ...we lost contact..

Weiss
08 Aug 2007 04:46

LOL@ Tee Ha! Ha! This really made my day, gal

Gucci
08 Aug 2007 04:53

@ Immaculate >>> "she farts" ......LOL.
Give us more hints....am really interested to know this farting shleb. I know it's part of nature.....bt the fact is u've highlighted this means .....it's more than that. Its a habit....should I call it? Hihihi.

Marara
08 Aug 2007 04:57

hahhahahahahahhahahhaha 

""we are moetsepe's we use tiles for fire, don't worry baby you won't be cold" 

hahahhahahahah yhoo hay yi classic lena!

crazyX
08 Aug 2007 05:23

Do u still remember Nomthi Vithi Former MIss Jam alley,, we work for the same company..

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 05:23

lol @ sphalaphala

Marara
08 Aug 2007 05:27

hay sphalaphala!!!

tell me something, ngubani icherrie ka dj Bongz? uyayazi? she's a friend of mine.

nokubonga
08 Aug 2007 05:33

Phrrr Phaa ....i still go crazy when i listen to that song yaz wena TEE

immaculate
08 Aug 2007 05:38

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sphalaphala.....

Gucci...do u really know who that is??

belz
08 Aug 2007 05:47

HAHAHAH, ngubani lo ousuzayo, tell us maan imacculate, LMAO!!!

Floh
08 Aug 2007 05:58

<<<< Mararar>>>>>>>>>tell me something, ngubani icherrie ka dj Bongz? uyayazi? she's a friend of mine.

Yu wanna know, it's mmoa

immaculate
08 Aug 2007 06:03

konje what does LMAO stand for? 

then i'll tell u...mara i wont say names, i'll jst tell u some clues

belz
08 Aug 2007 06:04

Laughing My Ass Off, tell now immaculate pliz maan darly

Toodecent
08 Aug 2007 06:11

I strongly suggest that you dont name the person immaculate, with words such as said by Lex its unacceptable. I will delete Lex's reply.

Thanks.

Lex
08 Aug 2007 06:16

do give us some clues Immaculate.
TDC:what's wrong with my response?

Sphalaphala
08 Aug 2007 06:19

U Bongs has quite a few eDUT

immaculate
08 Aug 2007 06:24

ok belz, she schooled in TUT, the then PTa Tech, she was staying at Kollegehof Residence...she studied arts, she's pretty (in her own way...or shud i say her personality makes her pretty...kidding maan she's quite pretty), she's on TV, her ex is a DJ for some popular radio station...She drives the same model car as my boyfriend... 

Gucci
08 Aug 2007 06:31

Gucci...do u really know who that is?? @ Immaculate

I dont wonna tell......give m clues....u heard, no names mentioned pls.

immaculate
08 Aug 2007 06:41

2Dc o swere efeng taba wena? i aint mentioning no names nna haao!

Toodecent
08 Aug 2007 06:50

glad u dont..

ngwana
08 Aug 2007 06:54

Everyone at my work is sad cause Facebook has been blocked. Thank gaad no one but me is on TVSA i would be crushed if i couldnt read your replies and laugh anymore.

Elanor
08 Aug 2007 07:12

You guys are really funny. Since I started reading this Ive been lafing like crazy. Ppl probable think im crazy or sumthin coz im all alone in the office.

immaculate
08 Aug 2007 07:24

Ngwana...u really like shorties neh...Rudeboy...Dicksy...did u really do them wena? I mean foreal??? Yhooo haainoh o skhokho san...Nna i have a huge crush on Tuks senganga but he doesnt even give me a second look...i mean it's not like he's hot or anything, infact i'd be doing him a favor_imagine being seen with a hottt babe like me,,,oooh la la

monwy
08 Aug 2007 07:28

2 mi nt evri1 is a shleb, i git dat title accordin' 2 izinto ezibonakalao
i onli have 3 shlebs on my list
1.  Mzolisto
2.  Bra Dali Mpofu n
3.  Mara 'sasco' Louw

monwy
08 Aug 2007 07:31

Hi andi01 unqabile, wagqibela nini engcobo uba ndakuva kakuhle ngokuya wawusithi ungowakhona,
Bey if i may as y r de starts emagameni enu?
de last quest... where do i get these icons some of u use? eg smileys

monwy
08 Aug 2007 07:32

stars bey nt starts

nhleks
08 Aug 2007 07:45

I dated (almost dated) this man who is an sabc sport presenter, I'll call him J. He offered me a lift on my way home, and being alone and scared (It was late) I consented. Guys, uBaba lomuntu, he probably has 17 wives and kids stashed away at some far way town while he hits on young girls in Jozi. He's called me a couple of times asking me to go out with him, but being the good faithful girlfriend that I am, I've politely declined each request.
These schlebs think that all of us are star-struck and would just jump at the opportunity to be with them. Shame.

monwy
08 Aug 2007 07:47

TDC y r ur names not de same as ours, de way a ngotsweng ka teng

Molilo
08 Aug 2007 07:51

Because u r not a Gold member subscribe and urs will also look like TDC's

monwy
08 Aug 2007 07:56

lol, thnks neway i didn't know

Toodecent
08 Aug 2007 08:03

@Molnwy its because am a GOLD member and the green part means I am one of the website Moderators. To join TVSA GOLD you have to subscribe HERE

andi01
08 Aug 2007 08:10

@monwy Hi andi01 unqabile, wagqibela nini engcobo uba ndakuva kakuhle ngokuya wawusithi"  yhey mfoondini ingca inde (in Maxwel Mlilo aka Ngconde's voice) le tni kanje wena mfana wakuthi ndiphethwe maxhaphetshu yimpangelo, kodwa noko ke khehle ungaxhalabi ngoba ndimana ndisithi tshe okomsuzo. hayi wena monwy mna ndikumhlaba wasengcobo liyinene elo, kodwa ngokunyoluka kuka Mathanzima wawethanda lomhlaba wawufaka phantsi kwe cofimvaba, ngamafutshane ke nto yakuthi, ndiseCofimvaba nangona ndikufuphi ngamandla engcobo, noxa nje xa usithi ndingowasengcobo ungandilahli.

Sphalaphala
08 Aug 2007 08:10

@ Toodecent
There's no need for the hostility

I apologise

monwy
08 Aug 2007 08:18

Yho Yho Yho andi01 uyandinyisa ke ngoku, you're getting deeper and deeper, yintoni na sana, uzikhumbuza isixhosa

monchooza
08 Aug 2007 08:19

guys go gold and you wont regret it

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 08:24

ooh haai andi i lost u on ur 4th word there. translation pls

Sphalaphala
08 Aug 2007 08:38

@ KeleFab

Uyarocka girl.....!!!!!!

monchooza
08 Aug 2007 08:44

tdc i sorted my little problem now the bloggers can see my pic. lol ANDIO1 yhu sana ndithanda indlela u thetha ngayo kwek!!!!!

andi01
08 Aug 2007 08:44

@ Kelefab my frend the reason that I am so scarce its bcoz teh "grass is 2 long" short asses like my self cant be seen, (joke, in Maxwell Mlilo's aka ngconde's voice), the thing is work is keeping me busy, but u shouldnt worry my friend I would pop up once in a while, like a "fart". Monwy my home is in the Engcobo land, but bcoz Mathinzima was greedy he stole some of the Engcobo land and called it Cofimvaba. In short I am from Ecofimvaba but even if you can say I am from Engcobo u wouldnt be far off from the right answer.

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 08:51

gotcha andi! pls don't stop popping in!

@crazy X- which monde are u looking for becos there's 2- at y (if he's still there) and at 5fm...?

can all the gold members pls tell me how do i load my friends' pics there? i'm struggling.

thanks sphalaphala, i think (i don't know exactly y i "rock" but that's good toknow)

monwy
08 Aug 2007 08:51

Monchooza what du u mean "Kwek!!!! y ndicinga ukuba de majority here are de xhosa speakers. can any1 tell mi. 
monchooza i asked gore ke tla patala jwang

Sphalaphala
08 Aug 2007 09:04

@ KeleFab

I just happen to like you & think you pretty

Please don't get me wrong..............................I'M STRAIGHT

Stranger
08 Aug 2007 09:06

NO andi01, my folks r from Cofimvaba - so its either u r from Engcobo or Cofimvaba - 1 of the 2.
Where exactly???

andi01
08 Aug 2007 09:17

@stranger im from eCofimvaba but most people call it Engcobo coz we are closer to Engcobo than we are to our Municipality which is Cofimvaba. If i wanna apply for title deeds and staff i go to Cofimvaba, coz thats where our deed offices are but for shopping i go to Engcobo coz its closer. The land we are situated in used to be called Engcobo, but when Mathanzima came with the Western ways he stole that land and registered it under the Jurisdiction of Cofimvaba, so thats why other people still refer to is as Engcobo, so to be precise i am from Cofimvaba.

monchooza
08 Aug 2007 09:27

nami i dont know what kwek means ngizwa amaxhosa asho njalo nam so ngiyasho and mina i am not xhosa kodwa ngingumlokishi, i speak which ever taal

monwy
08 Aug 2007 09:28

hay' sana uyakwazi ukucacisa. wena andi01 you should be a teacher if not its time for a career change

KeleFabulous
08 Aug 2007 09:33

i hear u sphalaphala.

ladies enjoy ur day tomorrow! have a fab women's day!!!!!!!!

monwy
08 Aug 2007 09:37

Monchooza  i wanna c ur pics, plz where should i go?

andi01
08 Aug 2007 09:43

All I acn say for now is Kelefabulous u rock, this is the best article ever, well those are my views, i dont want anyone bitting my head off about that statement, whatever you do take care of urself and those creative juices of yas. (just curious 2 know, r u a girl /boy)

blaqueboi
08 Aug 2007 09:58

Kelef- Hmmm, I'd love to know that too. Just joined today and i had to go back a couple of days just to read your replies.

monwy
08 Aug 2007 10:00

i know kele is a girl andi01 go for her if u can or ......................

monwy
08 Aug 2007 10:02

kele andithi ungu sisi wena?

blaqueboi
08 Aug 2007 10:06

kele, are you there? the suspence is....

KeleFabulous
10 Aug 2007 00:51

enkosi andi01. ndii outhi mna. althou i could swing the other way, if ever ur interested. ha ha ha ha ha

crazyX
10 Aug 2007 02:14

@ Kele--Dj Monde!!!!

KeleFabulous
10 Aug 2007 02:22

haai ke sorry i've only got the no of the one at 5fm...i don't know the other one

mayo
11 Aug 2007 06:26

well im one of unforturnate ones at work today anyway years back before we knew who mzekex2 was this microbus with abo brdsh and the crew came to cape town for some show,, he my friends were so hooked up that everybody jumped unfortunately for mna umakazi had to work the wkend i could not go.... im telling you the girls went to this hotel and shame my one friend did not like this guy who apparently is the one and only...till the morning comes...
well my one had this thing with phantsi komthunzi celeb and i tell you the stories after that week... at the hotel from these celebs and my friends were appauling
anyway back then in my kasi if you dated celebs you were considered a w..e
and im telling you in gugs--kwa mzoli everybody knows your story... 
she really loved him he just had to spread rumours about how she smelled and all, kodwa he bought her a ticket to come to jozi.. kanti banjani aba bantu
i know its long but hey im new......

mayo
11 Aug 2007 06:36

guys i also wnt to be gold how do you do it as i said im new and hey i dig all your stories... congrats to buhleza sana unelucky

sponono
11 Aug 2007 08:49

mayo your schleb story is quite busy ne! a bit all over hi hi hi I cant really follow you .....LOL

cocktail
11 Aug 2007 08:58

Mayo Darling if u want to go gold click to the HERE on TDC'S reply on this arttilce n follow the instructions im sure u smarter than that nhe?

mayo
11 Aug 2007 11:15

thanks for the replies guys i thought i was the only one in today and hey i already figured im going to the bank monday... so watch out for the gold star.****

Toxic
13 Aug 2007 03:40

KeleFab this is a great article..I have never laughed so hard on TVSA!! Andi's animal on cheek story is the bestest...

Hope another instalment is on the way..

Mizami
13 Aug 2007 03:44

KELE........U R SO DEAD.......WENA............

KeleFabulous
13 Aug 2007 04:42

thanks Tox

mizami don't give urself away. LOL

Toodecent
17 Jan 2008 05:40

This was a good laugh..... di kae diphiri tse ding?

monchooza
17 Jan 2008 05:59

yah this was a fabulous one

Mpondokazi
01 Feb 2008 03:35

My sister was shela'd by a certain musician,who is now with 999.This guy was friends with my sister's former flatmate,who is also some kind of celeb (he was in a very popular kwaito group in the 90's).They came over to the flat and the 999 star introduced himself using his real name not his stage name.My sister was totally oblivious and had no idea who he really was.Unfortunately my sister turned him down.Before he left he asked her,"Do you still remember who I said I was." (how big-headed.).Anyway when my sister told me about it I could have killed her coz he is hot.

Venusseed
26 May 2008 08:26

This was funny to read.

LM
26 May 2008 08:36

Yah heh...good old times at TVSA.


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