Can we all finally say “hip hip horaay” to the showdown
RGB gave us last night. Was that sheer brilliance or what? There were no techies, no glitches, no freezing, no wrong clips. Sho, the show was a breath of fresh air… Are you sure it was not pre-recorded?... Ha! Ha! Ha! I’m only kidding. You deserve all the credit
RGB, but now don’t go and disappoint us next week, keep up the high standard asseblief.
We can’t mention the brilliance of the show without mentioning the man who single-handedly put
RGB on the entertainment map. Hayi man –
Trevor wa rocka. Is this guy for
REAL? How can someone be so good and so perfect? Do tell… This guy combines sheer professionalism with a touch of humour and delivers killer presentations. Hayi, I take my hat off for you my brother.
Enough of the soppy stuff. Let’s do some
REAL GOBOZING:
*Question: How do you pronounce
Motsepe as in
Patrice and
Precious Motsepe? The reason I ask is because both Trevor and Khwezi pronounced
Precious as a
MAtsepe. Eish, I know we Zulus and Sotho names – we just don’t mix. So, from a Zulu to another Zulu, you are forgiven. Ha! Ha! Ha!
*Yo! Yo! Yo! Is the
Sminorff Experience for
REAL? Imagine going to parties weekly or daily around the world, with all the freebie gadgets and all. This sounds awesome. So, who is coming with to the auditions, because I’m surely gonna be there!
*What’s up with
Dr Woolworths? I read the story on
Sunday Times and I was looking at how detailed the account was. I mean they had the exact times when
Dr Diva made her demands and the type of food and wine she consumed. What really cracked me in the article was a sentence mentioning “her screams could be heard all the way down the corridor” – Kwa! Kwa! Kwa! Imagine how loud she must have been. What I don’t understand is why she’s suing the newspaper, shouldn’t she sue the hospital that gave out the juicy scoop? He! He! He! They should get an award for doing some
REAL GOBOZING.
*Now, since when does
Mandoza go around with two bodyguards? Since I’ve known the dude, I’ve never seen him with any bodyguard and unfortunately I do see a whole lot of him. Unless of cause this came after the whole “wife beating saga”, but then who needs the bodyguards more between him and the wife? Eish, I’m just asking…
*So,
Jabu from
Malaika is seriously ill. What a shame, this group has had so much ill health ever since they entered into the music scene. What’s
REALLY happening? Maybe it’s time they seeked some traditional assistance. Hey, maybe yizinto zabantu… asazi.
*When it comes to males who “know” how to dress, the “butterflies, butterflies” take the trophy hands down. They even have an award to prove it. My question to
3sum is “Where do you get the money for all those clothes?” because I know it’s NOT from the sales of your albums. Please don’t tell me Mandla Mthembu is your sponsor. Yo, I don’t even want to go there. Well, we must give
Ephraim and his jockeys’ abo
Kwela Tebza some recognition shame. They know how to seek and grab attention, so like
3Sum, if the album doesn’t sell, atleast you stand a chance to be awarded a “Best Dressed Group”.
*The interview with
Cleo and
Brickz was full of comedy. I must commend
Brickz – sho, the guy was so clean it was hard to believe it was the same “underpende”. Firstly there was a lot of dissing:
Trevor: “
Cleo, I must say you are the first guy with blonde hair to get ladies” – OUCH!
Cleo(after being asked about the Kelly says you are gay saga): “She should focus on making her FIRST hit” – DAMN! THAT’S A DOUBLE OUCH!
Yo
Cleo, remind us not to mess with you - that surely put Kelly in her place.
So, who’s fooling who? Is
Brickz still getting hitched to
Elle? Didn’t she break off the engagement? Is Brickz in denial? Hayi ke, this is beyond me. I didn’t realise that
Brickz was so confident. He! He! He could not stop telling us how “Talented and successful” he is. Thata wena!
*Since most of us are heading to the
Smirnoff Experience audition. Who will make it to the
Jozi audition? He! He! You need to be able to sing
AND dance
AND freestyle - what requirements. It sucks to replace people because you are expected to do the impossible. Classis example was the
Doobsie replacement. No matter what the poor ladies did, they just could not crack it. Good Luck Jozi in finding the replacement. What was that about
Crazy Lu stabbing
Ishmael?
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Trevor is brilliant. His humour just makes you stay glued to your telly. I couldn’t stop laughing when he asked
Brickz what his favourite hymn was and
Brickz just couldn’t come up with a name – argh shame. Kwa! Kwa! Kwa! Then
Trevor further asks is
Brickz was the Moses in his church choir. Yo, he just killed me. Then
Trevor pissed
Cleo off asking about him not adding sound to
Brickz’ performance, yo
Cleo just went on about the high-tech sound he uses.
Trevor is very naughty! He just made my day when he asked who the lucky lady or MAN was in
Cleo’s life. Kwa! Kwa! Kwa! Oh,
Trevor you nasty!
*
Bongani Fassie sexiest man in South Africa? No ways.
*I dig
Zola big time and I understand his predicament. Going back to what he said about the media painting a bad picture of SA men. My question to
Zola is “Would you prefer the media to turn a blind eye to all these issues involving SA men?”
*
Oppikoppi – NO THANX.
On that note. Last night’s episode was great. Thanx
Trevor for that great laugh.
Unfortunately I’m not really into soapies, so with the
TV with Lelo insert I can’t say much. Kodwa, the whole dog buying to chase away TV inspectors touched a soft spot. I just bought a dog 3 days ago and NO it’s not for the TV inspectors… Kwa! Kwa! Kwa! Kodwa, that advise might come in handy. LOL!
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So what did you think of episode 7?