Haha!! What Mr Americano did to Tatiana in last night's recap episode of BB has to go down as one of the funniest scenes out of any BB.
In case you missed what happened - on Monday night Kwaku, Lerato and Mrs Americano (The Anaconda maybe?) were in the jacuzzi with Tatiana and next thing Kwaku started going on about how Richard had told him that he was going to play Tatiana like a finely tuned fiddle before he started his adultery with her.
He said that shortly after they got into the house Richard had told him to watch how Tatiana was trying to play all the guys and that he was going to beat her at her game by doing the same to her.
The best was when Kwaku gave an example of how Richard had winked at him behind Tatiana's back after she went over to him to hug and do the alien-sleazy stuff she does.
He was so convincing in how he said it that I did a double take wondering if I'd somehow missed it happening and then got hysterical as Tatiana huffed and climbed out of the jacuzzi blowing kisses and mumbling she loved everyone while they sniggered with evil laughs behind her back at the success of their lies.
Despite the fact that they're all a bunch of slappers they get themselves major plupoints for the move - 'spesh when the consequences of it started to play out between Tatiana and Richard afterwards.
When Richard was lying in bed pathetically trying to get her to smile with that stupid yellow sock he's wearing on his head and then started playing that guitar for two-year olds (what is that thing?) - I felt very real satisfaction seeing his slimey desperation not being rewarded for once.
Descend and
burn Richard BURN. Bwahahahahaha.
PS: Just in case you have any doubts about why they suck to the extreme they do. I don't reckon you do but just in case: