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Let's play matchmaking

Written by zaa from the blog Darkie Taal on 21 Sep 2007
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We've cn them together, everywhere doing everything. From Moegoes to Charmzas. M talking about our ~~schlebs~~ celebrity couples. Now let's play matchmaking....

Who do u consider the most compatible?

Who do u consider as match made in heaven?

Who wud u lurve to c being together?

If u cud change the existing couple (to create ur own), who will it be?

Remember to give reasons for your answers.

Note: This is just da game...No hard feelings!

Let's play

84 Comments

lizzy14
20 Sep 2007 09:58

Most Compatible- I gotta say Zam Nkosi’s (I think they were created to be together)
Match made in heaven- The Nkosi’s again and the Bowers
lurve to c being together- Dineo from Generation and Kaizer J. (shame I think they’ll make cute couple)
If I cud change the existing couple- Connie Ferguson and Hubby—I’ll just find Connie a very rich Nigerian man

Lerato
20 Sep 2007 11:04

fo sho Zam and Nkhensane are the most compatible.They were made to be together.

2cool EC
21 Sep 2007 02:20

Zam and Khenssani fo sho
Bloggers would love to c Hlomla Dandala and Claire Mawisa together, they ='ll make a good match I think
Sonia and Leslie good match
Bonnie and hubby Henna definite no no
will come back with the others

myname
21 Sep 2007 02:38

Isidingo Actors Leti & Vusi i wish it was a reality. Tony Goroge & Standiwe noo no bcoz usisi is luking 2 old. Sonia & his man made in heaven both they r cool couple. Zam & Nkensani r twins 4 sure. Dali Mpofu & Claire Mawisa he he he Shuga & Andile from Live

myname
21 Sep 2007 02:51

Ntando Bangani + Bricks ex gf Elle. The Gen game presenter + the new xhosa presenter. Khanyi Mbau + Hlomla

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 03:07

XC choice couples that belong together:

Iko Mash & Somizi Mhlongo
Theo (Boom Shaka) & Theo (Mafikizolo)
Dineo (RGB) & Koyo
Ribs & Lundi
Pam Andrews & Khanyisile Mbau

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 03:11

Chomee & Arthur
Bongani Fassie & Pinky (Stokvel)
Penny Lebyane & DJ Sbu
Thandiswa Mazwai & Stoan back together

Lemon_Lite
21 Sep 2007 03:15

Toni Kgoroge and Sthandiwe just do it for me
As much as Sonia and Lesley are compatible and look great together - I can't help and but wonder how Sbu Dlomo and Ntombi Kumalo would be like for real.
Katleho Danke (Dinny - Generations) and Trevor (not Manual) RGB
And ofcourse... Lemon_Lite and Dj Sbu - match made in heaven and MY dreams.

monchooza
21 Sep 2007 03:32

Gerry Rantseli and Sibusiso Dlomo = match made in heaven

Lex
21 Sep 2007 03:35

Brown Shuga and Andile(Live) - YES
Tony Kgoroge and Sthandiwe - NO NO NO NO
Thembi Seete and tshepo Mabona - YES
DJ Sbu and Myself - YES YES YES
Pinky (Stokvel) and Mofokeng (Emzini) - YES
Phat Joe and Felicia Mabuza - YES
Sydney (Gen game) and Katlego Danke - YES
KB and Terry (estranged hubby) - NO NO NO

Lushi
21 Sep 2007 04:16

Reebz and Mandoza
Brenda Ngxoli and Glen Lewis
Sphokazi and Bongani Zindela
Unathi and Pitch Black Afro
Khanyi Mbau and Sgonondo
Winnie AKA Khethiwe and Sbari

MegaB
21 Sep 2007 04:55

Unathi and Bad Boy T.... Uhh yes baby
Connie Ferguson and Anyone but hubby plseez
Katlego Danke and (Samuel) in Generations....
Brown Shuga and DJ Sbu
Bongani Fassie and NO ONE FOREVA!!!!!

MADENZA
21 Sep 2007 05:03

Chomee and Arthur, i think something is going on.

presha
21 Sep 2007 05:08

Theo (Boom Shaka) & Theo (Mafikizolo) Match made in heaven. Amen!

Jordan
21 Sep 2007 05:09

Nna (jordan) le Mmabatho Montsho, when I get famous...

belz
21 Sep 2007 05:24

Belz and Bizza

Zazacious
21 Sep 2007 05:27

match made in heaven Zazacious and Zola
Cutest couple ever Zazacious and Zola
Yes a gal is allowed to dream hawu
Sonia and Leslie they are just perfect ngathi abandawonye

MADENZA
21 Sep 2007 05:28

Belz o a mpolaya. o a emaema.

belz
21 Sep 2007 05:29

sorry zaa, i forgot yu said celebs.

1. Lelo and Loyiso
2. Dinnny RGB & Gunman (yizoyizo)
3. Chomee and Msawawa

Peace!!

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 05:31

Lelo and Loyiso. Agree. And they're both xhosa too. Eeer, I think Loyiso's still xhosa(????)

MADENZA
21 Sep 2007 05:35

Chomee and Msawawa. aowa hae tjo.

faraimagic
21 Sep 2007 05:40

khanyisile Mbau & SPEEDY(BOTH R ATTENTION SEEKERS)
PROSPER MKAIWA & KELLY KHUMALO(WEARING SUN GLASSES AT NIGHT)
MANDLA MTEMBU & AMSTEL(FOR SUM REASON& MAYBE SHOWING OFF)
PIUS NCUBE(ZIM BISHOP)&KHANYISILE MBAU(AS LONG AS ITS OUT THERE WHO CARES THERE IS MONEY INVOLVED + HE IS OLD..THAT WUD BE A GUD CATCH FOR KHANYI)
ME & ELLE
KHANYI & ME(IN 2044 WILL BE OLD AND VERY RICH AND WILL BUY HER THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR THAT TIME..HOW ABOUT A PRIVATE JET AND WILL ALLOW HER TO SING...WE WUD GO SHOPPING IN SOWETO WITH OUR JET WOW A TRUE FAIRY TALE....HAH HA HA

Beyonce
21 Sep 2007 05:41

LoL at belz... gunman?

Beyonce Knowles and Hova..... now thats magic, star power!

zaa
21 Sep 2007 05:47

Id lurve to c:

Reenate Stuurman with Trevoh Noah
Mmabatho Montsho with Stoan
Melanie Son with Pepsi Pokane
Florence Masebe with Dali Mpofu

magn
21 Sep 2007 05:53

KHANYISILE MBAU AND HER MAN (SUGAR DADDY) PLAS BA JWALO
CONNIE&SHONA OKAY
DJ SBU AND KAYBEE FOR SURE
KAYBEE AND TERRY I CAN C

belz
21 Sep 2007 05:55

Mam Cathy and Mandla Mthembu
Sbu and Claire Mawisa
Bongani Fassie and Sphiwe Mtshali
Khanyi Mbau and Sydney Matlhaku
Sis Khethiwe and Edward from Muvhango

khanyie
21 Sep 2007 05:58

Chomee lo Msawawa no way umsawawa is too sweet for uchomee
Urthur and Chomie yeah baby.

presha
21 Sep 2007 06:01

Manto Tshabalala Msimang & Kenneth Mashaba(gen)

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 06:08

Nithini about my suggestion ka Iko and Somizi?

Tinyiko
21 Sep 2007 06:12

Babalwa and L'vovo

MegaB
21 Sep 2007 06:12

"Manto Tshabalala Msimang & Kenneth Mashaba(gen)"
OMG LMAO!!!!
Dinny Nondumo and Britney Spears
Gerry Rantseli and Kaizer J
Khethiwe and Trevor Noah

presha
21 Sep 2007 06:17

Nithini about my suggestion ka Iko and Somizi? Sathane suke duze kwami.....uzozwa mpama!.... Qhupha!....Curent! GAY DRAMA!

GQ
21 Sep 2007 06:20

I can c it's Fringas people anisabhedi nje Belz & Xhosa Chick niyandi-finisha.

Belz & Bizza -gal I agree u'd make a really cute couple (that's if braBizza's face is the same as the one on his profile-People lie in these kwaTVSA).

1.Thabo Mbeki- Mercy Phakela (one is ambitious and the other just a dreamer)
2. Glen Lewis- VhoSusani (Muvhango) I c a lot in common there
3. Siki Mgabhadeli waku SABC news-Bongo waku family bonds (they complement each other)
4. Chillie M-Twasa (go figure)
5. Xolani Gwala-Penny Lebyana (bazorasa 2getha)
6. Bricks-Purity (they make a perfect pair)
7. Ismail (Jozi)-Queen Sesoka (kunini bezama shem)...

...Will get back with the rest ngiphele FINISH (LMAO)

presha
21 Sep 2007 06:41

2. Glen Lewis- VhoSusani (Muvhango) I c a lot in common there - so do I.

monchooza
21 Sep 2007 06:46

Oprah and Mugabe

belz
21 Sep 2007 06:48

LMFAO!!!!!! GQ, hayi sana undigqibe finish!!!!!

belz
21 Sep 2007 06:50

Bonang & Ajax, for real guys.

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 06:53

GQ, ive met Bra Bizza kaloku, remember? And Belz spoke to him on the phone that night

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 06:55

GQ wrote:
" Thabo Mbeki & Mercy Phakela (one is ambitious and the other just a dreamer)"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 06:57

On the subject ka Mercy Tshis'amateki Phakela- guys, when IS her cd coming out? Ngoba ndizogeza ke mna and review it here on tvsa.

GQ
21 Sep 2007 07:01

Oh then him & Belz will definitely make a hot couple unless u want some of that XC:-)

immaculate
21 Sep 2007 07:01

Brown Shuga and Drrrrrrrrrr pha SElaelo selota
Dineo RGB and Zamani khoza
Twasa and Lee Kasumba
Kagiso Lediga and Jessica Motaung
Immaculate and Monchooza
Sizwe Dhlomo and Khethiwe wa gen
David Kau and Noeleen Maholwana-Kau...i mean sanqu
Belz and Bizza
DJ Sbu and chomee

andi01
21 Sep 2007 07:04

Who do u consider the most compatible? andi01 & Ajax Khoza (i would do anything to be Vukani's daughter in law)
Who do u consider as match made in heaven? andi01 & Vuyo Mere ( thats close enough to the billions of Patrice Motsepe)
Who wud u lurve to c being together? andi01 & DJ Cleo (just 2 prove dat he is not gay)
If u cud change the existing couple (to create ur own), who will it be? andi01 & zola 7 (to beat the leaving hell outa his baby mammas and their never ending drama, u'll be amazed what a sjambok can do, butsa Refiloe from Isidingo)

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:06

@ GQ. Im too tall

Zazacious
21 Sep 2007 07:07

Hha Bathong XC does that mean you will actually buy it.The single would be called "AYASHISA'MALEGGINGS" i saw ths rather ridiculous pic of her wearing a mini and leggings.HHay the less said the beta,YOH YOH YOH. Phela umam Mercy akazkhohlwanga ena 20

Mtwana
21 Sep 2007 07:08

Sizwe Dhlomo is my cousin and ungazomsanganela no gogo owukhethiwe

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:08

Immaculate wrote: " David Kau and Noeleen Maholwana"

I dont think so, Imma. Sis Noeleen wouldn't get any of his jokes. Does she ever.

GQ
21 Sep 2007 07:10

XC kanti u Bra B yena ungakanani? kodwa mos uyazi kuthiwa ebedini kuyalinganwa...Just saying:-)

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:10

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Zezacious nkos yam! Pathetic yazi!
Mtwana: Hook me up kaloku. Uyazi mos

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:12

LMAO again GQ.
IM 1,66m tall. Thats all Im gonna say

nokubonga
21 Sep 2007 07:15

Oprah and Mugabe......why are you cracking me maara????

1.Basetsana and Dali Mpofu
2. Pam Andrews and Arthur Mafokate
3. Katlego Danke and Trevor Noah
4. Khanyi Dhlomo and Patrice Motsepe
5. Lerato Mbele and Trevor Manuel

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:15

GQ wrote: "ebedini kuyalinganwa"

LOL. Uphi uAndi01 when I need him/her to comment on that one.

belz
21 Sep 2007 07:17

<kodwa mos uyazi kuthiwa ebedini kuyalinganwa...Just saying:-)> GQ, i think yu must stop now, hayi wethu, enough nyhani, my ribs abuhlungu.hahahaha,

ngwana
21 Sep 2007 07:23

LOL @ Lushi - you must never

Zaa is the only potential matchmaker. had a good laugh

Floh
21 Sep 2007 07:26

Perfect match made from heaven goes;

Vho Mushasha - Mirriam( Vatiswa Ndara)
Brenda Ngxoli - Kagiso Lediga
Pinky (stokvel) - Bongolicious
Myself _ Suffocate ( I like the guy don't know why, but I would like to c him next to my hip)

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:28

Can someone please Photoshop, or do something to the pic ka L-Factor at the bottom of the home page. Please, bathong Its a crisis

GQ
21 Sep 2007 07:31

@ Belz-Yi Fringas namhlanje kuphanjenwe kuTVSA...how do I begin to explain to the people around me ukuba ndihleka ntoni...IYHooo Belz u are not alone.

@Monchooza-Oprah & Mugabe-classic! & I think banendawo efanayo maan, maybe it's the bags under their eyes. iBags zika Oprah zigcwele imali ezikaMugabe zigcwele umbona obiweyo

Floh
21 Sep 2007 07:32

@ Lushi why not Mandooza and Brown Dash?

or Mandoza and ChiChi, and the baby will have i voice ka Pinkie

Pinky and Sfiso (gazlami)

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:34

GQ wrote: " iBags zika Oprah zigcwele imali ezikaMugabe zigcwele umbona obiweyo"
ha ha ha ha ha .Kwakwakwakwakwa

Whatsup today GQ, ur finishing me. YHOOOOO! LMAO

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:36

No, Floh. Brown Dash must be with Chichi coz of the matching gaps

andi01
21 Sep 2007 07:43

Manto Tshabala Msimang and Jacob Zuma- (after a few brandies she wont cry rape, promise!!!!!)

andi01
21 Sep 2007 07:47

@ GQ "ebedini kuyalinganwa, it depends on how you define the word ukulingana and you use it in reference 2 what ??????. ( height maybe but size deffinetely not, why ukenneth Mashaba abafazi bakhe bem-cheater ke)

GQ
21 Sep 2007 07:48

@XC: Yi Fringas & Monday yiHoliday that's Y..kaloku nam'ndiphelile so ke masipheleni sonke baphulaphuli abahle.

Kodwa guys uSis Ribs no Baby Jake would have made theeeee bestest bestest couple & then the picture would be complete if they adopted umSawawa...:-)

Floh
21 Sep 2007 07:49

@ Tinyiko

Babalwa and L'vovo= thumbs down they don't even know each other.

GQ
21 Sep 2007 07:52

@andi01: uzifundile kakuhle i-replies sana...bendithetha ngoXC no Bra B so ke uXC wathi yena she's too tall hence my response referring to i-height yomntu.

Enzeeways isize yona-no comment. Hope I answered ur Q.

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:57

GQ finishes me again by saying: " uSis Ribs no Baby Jake would have made theeeee bestest bestest couple & then the picture would be complete if they adopted umSawawa"

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa big time!

Floh
21 Sep 2007 07:58

Oh GQ! PLZZZZZZZZZZZ, kuzothiwa ngihleka ntoni na?

Hhayi ke wume wethu.

Xhosa Chick
21 Sep 2007 07:59

Ribs is my favourite celebrity in the world!
ha ha ha ha ha

myname
21 Sep 2007 08:16

Andi01 mayb yilento emile kakubi ingathi yi-niknacks (chips) & inoba uneshamshwam. And ke sana angekhe aze nociki ese kangaka NEVER

gaitsedi
21 Sep 2007 08:40

@xhosa chick i love you my dear,Basetsane-dali mpofu
Khanyi hlomo-motsepe

yoooo azang kalaga so ,anyway is friday

pink ink
21 Sep 2007 08:53

Mfundi Vundla and Diopelo Maphate....that way her acting career will get somewhere..or atleast she'll be famous 4 samin-being ibobodlwane ka mkhulu Mfundi
-Selai(yotv) no Slikour....match made in Leondale
-benni mcarthy and pam.....who knows all dat cash mite jus buy her style
-Ipelegeng(bkstage) and kenny mashaba-if this aint a match atleast ukenny uzoba phethe indanka yakhe
-jabu pule le babalwa mneno-the both couldhavebeens
-sbudda le joann Ramagoshi(former miss SA)-actually every men must have his own joann

cocktail
21 Sep 2007 11:07

*Dj Sbu n Cocktail
*Cocktail n Dj Sbu
*Sibusiso Leope n N*******g Msizi
*N*******g Msizi n Sibusiso Leope

No haters please, just LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-)

cocktail
21 Sep 2007 11:11

Uyabona wena Lemon Lite ufuna imfazwe!!!!!!!!!!!

maruza
21 Sep 2007 12:33

yha nhe kethi & Sbari

maruza
21 Sep 2007 12:34

yha nhe kethi & Sbari

maruza
21 Sep 2007 12:34

yha nhe kethi & Sbari

in real

maruza
21 Sep 2007 12:34

yha nhe kethi & Sbari

in real life

maruza
21 Sep 2007 12:34

yha nhe kethi & Sbari

in real life Ntombi

maruza
21 Sep 2007 12:34

yha nhe kethi & Sbari

in real life Ntombi &

maruza
21 Sep 2007 12:34

yha nhe kethi & Sbari

in real life Ntombi & Sbuda

Brown Shuga
21 Sep 2007 15:45

<<uSis Ribs no Baby Jake would have made theeeee bestest bestest couple & then the picture would be complete if they adopted umSawawa>> CTFU hi hi hi hi hi tl tl t tl tl

<<1.Thabo Mbeki- Mercy Phakela (one is ambitious and the other just a dreamer)
2. Glen Lewis- VhoSusani (Muvhango) I c a lot in common there
5. Xolani Gwala-Penny Lebyana (bazorasa 2getha)
7. Ismail (Jozi)-Queen Sesoka (kunini bezama shem)...>>
He he he he he hayi maan GQ, ooh bathong he he he

<<Manto Tshabala Msimang and Jacob Zuma- (after a few brandies she wont cry rape, promise!!!!!)>> nc nc nc nc nc nc nc nc

informer
20 Nov 2009 13:48

Stop Matching BONGANI FASSIE with Pinky (Stokvel)
BONGANI FASSIE AND ME.............WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

informer
20 Nov 2009 13:48

Stop Matching BONGANI FASSIE with Pinky (Stokvel)
BONGANI FASSIE AND ME.............WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

GQ
07 Dec 2009 17:00

Jah neh this was funny. The good old days:-)

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