Cocky Bajau loses two challenges back to back and decide to Nuke Nichal's lazy ass outa there.
Besides having to be sent to Dead Man's Island the very day they arrived, I honestly can't remember Nichal doing much of anything. He hasn't said or done anything wrong but he hasn't stood out so I was not too sad to see him go.
HOWEVER, I was pissed off that they didn't vote LAZY LISA off. AGAIN.
I didn't see her do much work either, so IMESHO I think that Nichal was voted off for another reason.
Grant seriously has the hots for Lisa though. Why else would he be begging everyone to save her Lazy Ass.
OOh, I really feel like I want to work here, I'm motivated to help.... that's because there's nothing for you to do Lisa!!! She's one of those people that ALWAYS offer to help when it's too late. She's like raaaaheyaaain on your wedding day, Like a free ride, when you've already paid.
URG!!! I can see Fate sitting and giggling uncontrollably there in the corner, plotting and planning to take Lisa to the final 4. Just you wait, Fate, Karma is on her way and she's gonna bitch-slap the both of you!
And while I was watching this episode, I had an epiphany.
That's a big word for me, I know.
definition: A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization AND NOT A Christian feast celebrating the manifestation of the divine nature of Jesus to the Gentiles as represented by the Magi. Usually held on 6th January
I came to the realisation that the reason why Bajau was now losing, was because the majority of them were still old Iban members. And as we all know, old Iban sucked.
So, it doesn't matter that they have been well fed and have their very own Hein-god, they are all still mentally Ibans!
Speaking of which... short of bowing at his feet and offering sacrifices in his name, it seems as Old Iban have found their very own Hein-god. There was one scene when Lisa was actually sitting at his feet, listening with rapt attention, and it reminded me of people sitting around when The Messiah was giving a sermon.
Bitch, please. If there is going to be a second coming, I doubt whether much it will be in the form of Hein.
Did you see how evil he looked when his hair was let down, His eyes were practically glowing red embers... I was convinced he has come from the dark Side cleverly disguised as their saviour, to lure them to their doom.
And I was even more so convinced when he said he wouldn't vote for Nichal and then DID. For revenge??? For Nicole??? WTF? get over it already.
yes, he can do soooper cool stuff in the wilderness, but he has yet again slipped from my number one spot.
Over at Iban I was really getting irritated by them all bad-mouthing Rijesh.
First he was too talkative, then he was supposedly sooooo scared that he wasn't talking at all.
Maybe he just doesn't like your company!
But I did like the way they all pulled together to win both challenges.
The RC was hilarious, with them walking around like constipated penguins on that slippery slide! I was cheering for Iban because their camp needed it more.
And didn't their camp look all harem-like with those mosquito nets? I loved the feel and I loved the fact that they got all comfy.
And I was so excited for them when they found those roots. Those roots reminded me of some sort of tapioca or muhogo root. (which I discovered on my trip to zanzi). In fact, at one restaurant, we had muhogo cut thinly into slices and pan fried and it looked just like Iban made it!! (BTW - it's DELICIOUS!!!)
Another plus for Iban is that they haven't lost their sense of humour or good cheer.
My favourite quote (don't know who said it though): Dyke is such a Bushman.
Plus I giggled madly when Rijesh Said Dick was thinking with his van Dyke. Wonder what he's thinking here ;)
Another good episode, with Rijesh regaining his number one spot (purely because he was annoying everyone) and in tie position for the bottom of the list is my favourite Dick Van Dyke and Hein-god. Both of them because they think they're soooo wonderful. Grant is very close behind them. Because , like him, I detest lawyers.
Over and out!
FOR THOSE MARK PERVS (Namely ME)