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Survivor SA: Rijesh & Rezki Run Out Of Luck

Written by Amazingly from the blog Survivor SA : HOMEGROWN on 27 Sep 2007
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NOOOO!!!!
How could you Iban? 

Iban
How could you vote off my number one guy?

In this episode Iban once again went to being the suckiest team and lost out on a goat feast and also lost another tribe member. Rijesh.

How funny was Rijesh this week? 

Rijesh

The argument between him and Amanda was priceless with both of them getting pretty personal. I just loved it.

Actually, Amanda is starting to work on my tits (a hot favourite this season of survivor). Her whole monologue was boring and nonsensical and hypocritical.

You know, everyone goes there to play the game. You’re playing to win, if someone stabs you in the back, hey, *bleep!* happens. If someone is “on their way” to betraying you, get the *bleep!* over it.

And how does someone ALMOST betray you? Or even get halfway there? The lack of food is definitely getting to Amanda.

She said that if Rijesh was given “Survivor for Dummies” he wouldn’t know what to do with it. In case they haven’t realised it, Survivor is about numbers and alliances and when the merge does eventually happen, Old Bajau will realise they are in the minority and up the creek without a paddle.

Rijesh was also full of praise for Amanda this week. 

Amanda

Big Ass Bitch – Coconut (brown on the outside and white on the inside) and she can kiss my black ass.

Ordinarily the Big Ass Bitch comment doesn’t go down well with me but this is Rijesh we’re talking about. He delivers his lines with such aplomb it’s just so frikken hilarious.

Amanda was just boring and whiney. Running off and telling everyone “Rijesh said this, Rijesh said that” *ROLLS EYES* She went on and on about the same thing and for the life of me I can’t remember what it was. I think it’s because I switch off every time someone starts whining.

So I can’t even remember why he was voted off. Dick said he was voting with his alliance. He said once he gave his word, that was it, he’s sticking to it no matter what. But Rijesh did say that Dick said he was voting for Amanda, so YAH, Dick, so much for your word.

Someone else said they were voting for strength – and then voted out Rijesh. I can see why. Amanda did SO WELL at the immunity challenge. Dick was the only one who did anything right. He even managed to catch up with Hein-god and I’m so convinced that if Amanda had moved her Lazy Big Ass then they would have won the challenge. (Although Rijesh was throwing like a girl)

Over at Bajau though, a whole new dilemma. 

goat

Keep the goat or eat it.

It’s a no brainer for me. Eat the thing.

I can’t understand why everyone thought it was disgusting though. People the world over raise goats for that very reason. Slaughter and eat.

Now, a few months ago, I would have been pulling up my nose as well, but in a previous blog of mine, I admitted to eating goat while on holiday and it tasted like lamb. It was delicious. Truly.

I managed to steer clear of the head but it seems as if Hein-god is used to doing this sort of thing, he even knew HOW to cook it. Now that was disturbing but hey, the goat was already dead so why not make the most of every piece of meat, then her death would not be in vain.

And did they feast. I hope that Grant was right that they would have the goats’ revenge. I refuse to call her on her given name, because then it would be like she was a pet and then eating her would have been wrong.

And anyone saying how cruel and inhumane that is. PLEASE! They did not have to hack the goat themselves. I am sure it was slaughtered in a humane way. (Can anyone say PE-LI-CAN???)

If you eat meat then you really have NO CASE regarding the goat issue. I also don’t like looking into my supper’s eyes hours before I eat it, but hey, if it’s between my stomach and the goat…. My stomach’s gonna win.

BTW, did you see those juicy, succulent ribs??? MAN they looked good. 

PLUS if you go over to the MNet site, you'll see that Rezki was not actually killed. The survivors only THOUGHT they were eating their pet. The goat they ate was actually bought at a slaughter house complying to all sorts of rules.

I see next week, Grant could be starting a coup d’etat. Hein-god better watch his throne!

This brings me to my most loathed and my favourite list. Amanda, Dick, Hein-god, Lisa and the rest of Iban are all on my pig list. The rest of them are all getting by on a wing and a prayer and I have absolutely no fave at this given time. I don’t know who I want to win this thing.

Hein would be the obvious choice but I don’t like the obvious. I would say Grant but I hate lawyers. I hate cops so Lorette is out of the question. So maybe Mandla? Angela? She was rather funny this episode.

Angela

I really don’t know, hey, I really don’t know.

Can’t wait till next week when someone may or may not be attacked by something in the water….



9 Comments

six
27 Sep 2007 04:12

Great article Ama. 

Artoo Detoo
27 Sep 2007 04:51

Great article Ama.  What kind of odds do you think I could get on Rijesh making some kind of Dead Man's Island style return later in the game?  We know they've got some stupid twist that involves the secret voting to come so...hmmm :p

Shirmell
27 Sep 2007 06:28

Oh no, don't say that Artoo, as much as I love Rijesh, I don't want some stupid dead man's island twist yet again....

This was the most hilarious episode ever, too funny!

LuvReality
27 Sep 2007 06:37

I can't believe what you wrote AMA. You give Rijesh of all people license to make comments like "Big ass bitch" and say that in this case it's ok? That's irresponsible journalism. It's people like you and Rijesh that have little girls bending over toilets and throwing up. Teenagers watch this show and in 2007, you think it's acceptable for someone who is not even fat to be referred to in that manner? That's dispicable.

LuvReality
27 Sep 2007 06:40

Additionally, I'm not the biggest Amanda fan but I understood quite clearly what she was saying. Maybe you're not smart enough to get it the same way Rijesh didn't get it. He didn't have an opportunity to execute his backstabbing because of the tribe shuffle. And if Amanda was so off base, why did EVERY ONE else vote for him too??????????? Just because Rijesh SAID that Dyke was gonna vote for Amanda doesn't make it true. How can you believe anything he says? Would you trust him if you were playing the game?

LuvReality
27 Sep 2007 08:23

Sorry just one more thing, when you are speaking TO someone, it's not a monologue.

Amazingly
27 Sep 2007 09:27

*SIGH*
What 's next? the SPCA coming after me for saying eat the frikken goat too?

Lighten. The. Hell.Up.

I am not about to argue the merits of my journalism but i do want to point out that talking to the camera, with no one talking back, so that we can get an idea of what you're thinking is called a soliloquy. AKA a monologue. 

And thanks for treating my article as gospel. Now go and find a goat to sacrifice at my altar as penance for calling me stupid.  
Glass houses and sticks and stones OK? 



Amazingly
27 Sep 2007 09:42

YUP Shirms, i agree too.  As much as i would love to see Rijesh come back and wipe the smirks off those faces, i also believe if your time is up, it's up.

R2D2 - they have actually been showing who voted for who RIIIIGHT at the end of the show, so not all of them have been secrets.  
I'm hoping they tell us soon, because if there is a big twist in the game, it should happen before the merge. That would level the playing field instead of a twist right near the end. That would just suck.

LuvReality
28 Sep 2007 02:48

It sounded like you were still referring to the argument Rijesh and Amanda were having so I take that back. I still don't get what was so hard to understand though???? I find it interesting that you clearly get what Rijesh says when he uses foul and uncooth language. But when Amanda eloquently makes a statement, you find that difficult to understand? Hmmmmm....

Trust me, your article is FAR from the gospel....


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