NOOOO!!!!
How could you Iban?
How could you vote off my number one guy?
In this episode Iban once again went to being the suckiest team and lost out on a goat feast and also lost another tribe member. Rijesh.
How funny was Rijesh this week?
The argument between him and Amanda was priceless with both of them getting pretty personal. I just loved it.
Actually, Amanda is starting to work on my tits (a hot favourite this season of survivor). Her whole monologue was boring and nonsensical and hypocritical.
You know, everyone goes there to play the game. You’re playing to win, if someone stabs you in the back, hey, *bleep!* happens. If someone is “on their way” to betraying you, get the *bleep!* over it.
And how does someone ALMOST betray you? Or even get halfway there? The lack of food is definitely getting to Amanda.
She said that if Rijesh was given “Survivor for Dummies” he wouldn’t know what to do with it. In case they haven’t realised it, Survivor is about numbers and alliances and when the merge does eventually happen, Old Bajau will realise they are in the minority and up the creek without a paddle.
Rijesh was also full of praise for Amanda this week.
Big Ass Bitch – Coconut (brown on the outside and white on the inside) and she can kiss my black ass.
Ordinarily the Big Ass Bitch comment doesn’t go down well with me but this is Rijesh we’re talking about. He delivers his lines with such aplomb it’s just so frikken hilarious.
Amanda was just boring and whiney. Running off and telling everyone “Rijesh said this, Rijesh said that” *ROLLS EYES* She went on and on about the same thing and for the life of me I can’t remember what it was. I think it’s because I switch off every time someone starts whining.
So I can’t even remember why he was voted off. Dick said he was voting with his alliance. He said once he gave his word, that was it, he’s sticking to it no matter what. But Rijesh did say that Dick said he was voting for Amanda, so YAH, Dick, so much for your word.
Someone else said they were voting for strength – and then voted out Rijesh. I can see why. Amanda did SO WELL at the immunity challenge. Dick was the only one who did anything right. He even managed to catch up with Hein-god and I’m so convinced that if Amanda had moved her Lazy Big Ass then they would have won the challenge. (Although Rijesh was throwing like a girl)
Over at Bajau though, a whole new dilemma.
Keep the goat or eat it.
It’s a no brainer for me. Eat the thing.
I can’t understand why everyone thought it was disgusting though. People the world over raise goats for that very reason. Slaughter and eat.
Now, a few months ago, I would have been pulling up my nose as well, but in a previous blog of mine, I admitted to eating goat while on holiday and it tasted like lamb. It was delicious. Truly.
I managed to steer clear of the head but it seems as if Hein-god is used to doing this sort of thing, he even knew HOW to cook it. Now that was disturbing but hey, the goat was already dead so why not make the most of every piece of meat, then her death would not be in vain.
And did they feast. I hope that Grant was right that they would have the goats’ revenge. I refuse to call her on her given name, because then it would be like she was a pet and then eating her would have been wrong.
And anyone saying how cruel and inhumane that is. PLEASE! They did not have to hack the goat themselves. I am sure it was slaughtered in a humane way. (Can anyone say PE-LI-CAN???)
If you eat meat then you really have NO CASE regarding the goat issue. I also don’t like looking into my supper’s eyes hours before I eat it, but hey, if it’s between my stomach and the goat…. My stomach’s gonna win.
BTW, did you see those juicy, succulent ribs??? MAN they looked good.
PLUS if you go over to the MNet site, you'll see that Rezki was not actually killed. The survivors only THOUGHT they were eating their pet. The goat they ate was actually bought at a slaughter house complying to all sorts of rules.
I see next week, Grant could be starting a coup d’etat. Hein-god better watch his throne!
This brings me to my most loathed and my favourite list. Amanda, Dick, Hein-god, Lisa and the rest of Iban are all on my pig list. The rest of them are all getting by on a wing and a prayer and I have absolutely no fave at this given time. I don’t know who I want to win this thing.
Hein would be the obvious choice but I don’t like the obvious. I would say Grant but I hate lawyers. I hate cops so Lorette is out of the question. So maybe Mandla? Angela? She was rather funny this episode.
I really don’t know, hey, I really don’t know.
Can’t wait till next week when someone may or may not be attacked by something in the water….