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Caught with my pants down, LITERALLY

Written by Renegade from the blog ReneDays on 27 Sep 2007
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Eish guys, this is my first blog, although I've been commenting on all of yours for a while now, but after what happened yesterday, I had to share.

Ok, so I'll keep it short.

Here's the thing, my man lives with his friend, and yesterday after work, we went to his place, and did what couples do, and while busy, his friend walks in(all a mistake ofcourse), but that doesn't make it any better.

Eish guys, have any of y'all been caught in the act and if so...how do you look at the person who caught u afterwards?

153 Comments

Renegade
27 Sep 2007 07:07

Ok, I swear i put this under "personal", but now it appears under "television",and I have no idea how to change it

Floh
27 Sep 2007 07:35

It seems as if everything posted goes under TV.

Sorry Renee, i was nearly caught, 2 times, but i always make sure that the door is locked.

Angicingi nje ngibanjwe ngima punapuna.

Xhosa Chick
27 Sep 2007 07:36

Oh, thats embarassing. Ouch.
Ive never experienced that, but I feel for you

Xhosa Chick
27 Sep 2007 07:37

Dont people hear u from outside the door anyway Floh?

Zazacious
27 Sep 2007 07:39

thats gotta hurt gal.So nje how does one react after that?Do you talk about it or You pretend it neva happd?

mabhebheza
27 Sep 2007 07:52

Ouch ouch girl !! this past weekend i felt so hlazeile when my friends told me they overheard us with the uhms and ahs,,! eish girl i still cant face them.. maar yours is worse Sorry Girl !!!!

myname
27 Sep 2007 07:54

thanks rene. yho Floh. Its was bad mna. He was staying in EC & mna in Pta so u know moss SILAMBELENE SOYI-TWO & i didnt know my uncle was coming 2 visit mi since We were staying in the same flat not room. Kanti we didnt lock the door so he knocked once & enter "not knocking & knocking & knocking" & guess what BOTH OF US N****. OMG all i said was JESUS CHRIST

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 08:05

Thixo wam I know exactly how you feel. I got caught doing the dirty with the boy next door ekhaya kithi in KZN ( Maritzburg ). My cousins and I drank ourselves to a stuper and then I dissapeared with the cutie in question. My uncle walked in to find the house in a mess with my cousins so drunk they couldn't even rember their very own names. He started asking about me and everyone gave suspicous answers so he searched for me. The first place he went to was next door because he had heard everyone going on about the two of us being too close for comfort. He caught me trying to squueze myself underneath the bed. We heard him shouting all the way from his house.

Floh
27 Sep 2007 08:07

Eish never thought about that XC, as long as they don't cee my body it;s fine.

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 08:08

He dragged me home and told my aunt and everyone who cared to listen including my parents in Cape Town.

zandii!!
27 Sep 2007 08:10

NO COMMENTS!!!!!!!

Babyluv
27 Sep 2007 08:12

I think that will have to be one of the most embarrasing moments ever, Iv never been caught in the act but iv caught my brother & his girlfriend doing it and trust me it was just as embarassing.

Floh
27 Sep 2007 08:13

iYoY.....

Sorry @ myname, that;s why is so important to lock the door, cz once u in the same room , chemistry takes you away and you forget about those little things.

thapza
27 Sep 2007 08:16

YHO! THIS IS MA 1ST TIME REPLYIN TO ANYTHNG AND I MUST SAY LENNA I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT INDA ACT B4 AND I DNT WANA TELL WAT HAPPND AFTA HER DAD FOUND US IN HIS HOUSE

Renegade
27 Sep 2007 08:17

Hehe, hayi Amazing yours is worse, caught by an uncle. At least the guy was decent enough to stay in his room until I left, cause I dont know whose eyes I'd have used to look at him. And of course my man thought it was funny! Hai...and he was like..."uzafunda u ku kokoda".

But ya thanks guys, at least you feel my pain!

Floh
27 Sep 2007 08:19

Sorry Renee, i was nearly caught, 2 times, but i always make sure that the door is locked.
And in all those two occasions my boyfriend will go and open the door with umshini wakhe pointing straight in their faces. Poor thing.
It is so embarasing.

Xhosa Chick
27 Sep 2007 08:19

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Tshotshweni!
Niyithanda gqith' i-nton-ntoni!

Renegade
27 Sep 2007 08:25

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Floh!!!!!!!!!!! Its nice how guys are so comfortable with themselves!

Mina I'm jst glad he was on top, coz Lord knows i'd be double embarassed if we on one of those "cosmo magazines tip".

@Xhosa Chick - Lol, dont act like wena awuyi thandi!!!

myname
27 Sep 2007 08:25

say it again Floh now i always check the door sometimes TWICE & Amazing ur uncle is more like mine he told ever1 even my MOTHER in EC can u imagine. The sweetest, innocent Girl caught F*******. Yayingaske ndithi VULEKA MHLABA NDINGENE

Xhosa Chick
27 Sep 2007 08:26

"umshini wakhe pointing straight in their faces." LOL
This blog must be X-Rated for the sake of our children, bathong!

myname
27 Sep 2007 08:30

Sana we didnt even have time 2 cover we were like "isuti yesele soyi-two". So i guess my uncle knows where is my birthmark YESSES. He just watch us dressing. Heeeee it was weird im telling u

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 08:30

Ndiwazi no VULEKA MHLABA NDINGENE wena Myname.

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 08:32

Ufane wathi tshotsho wena Xhosa Chick, isezakwehlela lento. Anyway it was a while ago ndiseyi Teenager. So my uncle has already forgetten about it.

myname
27 Sep 2007 08:41

@Amazing not mine sana bt ndam-switcher 1 time bcoz whever we were 2gether the whole family he wil bring this topic esp when he is drunk so i told him S*** bt now he is okey after confrontation bcoz naye he got kids that time they were young

belz
27 Sep 2007 08:42

hehehehehe Renegade, hahaha. i've got no idea what i would do if i was caught in the act, i used to share a flat wit my friend and they were doing inton' nton' nomuntu wakhe, the noise, oh gaad, my boyfriend even asked me to check if evertyhing was ok coz he thought her boyfriend was beating her!!!

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 08:44

Myname ubolile umalume wakho, sekutheni ngoku ezoyenza idyasi yakhe lento.

Username
27 Sep 2007 08:44

ROFLMAO.

We were house sitting with a friend. the house belonged to her aunt who was supposedly going to come back the next morning. We were studying the friends boyfriend pitched and they disappeared. until we heard the aunt screaming "Rha niyandinyela, endlini yam nindibonisa amanyala". By the time we got to the window, the guy was running across the street topless with shoes flying. the aunt chased the guy with a broom. lets just say, we all received sex education lessons and the aunt called all our parents telling them what she discovered. Because of her I was never allowed to sleep over at any friends house.

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 08:46

I hate loud people BELZ i feel your pain. My sister would shout her boyfriends name at the top of her lungs, ewwwwwww.

Amazing
27 Sep 2007 08:47

LMAO @ Username. Nizo yeka ukuthanda amanyala.

myname
27 Sep 2007 08:49

username yhhhhooooooooooooooo ndiphelile

Renegade
27 Sep 2007 08:55

LOL @USername...i hate nothing more than the "Sex talk" from the parents

Xhosa Chick
27 Sep 2007 08:55

Amazing wrote: " So my uncle has already forgotten about it."
I doubt it, sisi. That memory is BOUND to stay in one's mind FOREVER.
hihihihihihihihi

Amazing wrote: " Xhosa Chick, isezakwehlela lento"
Uyandinyebelela ke ngoku!

Kapakapa
27 Sep 2007 08:56

Renegade how does he walk in by mistake? He's such a badly brought up boy, doesnt he know that when adults are in a room with a door closed he must knock? Iyoo, he probably was more embarrased than u, u should have just looked him in the eye afterwards and ask partner in front of him how was it. hahaha

KeleFabulous
27 Sep 2007 08:56

HEHEHE the topics u people come up with ne...renegade, thot u were a guy???

i did it once in the bathroom at a party. there was no lock on the door. at first it was uncomfortable cos i kept thinking what if somebody walks in but i soon forgot all about the unlocked door. luckily someone only walked in once we were done. he he he

Xhosa Chick
27 Sep 2007 08:58

Belz wrote: " he thought her boyfriend was beating her!!!"
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Amazing wrote: " My sister would shout her boyfriends name at the top of her lungs"
So what WAS the name, Ama?

MADENZA
27 Sep 2007 08:59

mina i caught my friend this weekend in my house.
-we were driking with this girl who is my friend but not his friend, they just met two ago through me ofcourse.
-when i went out they looked the door not aware gore i took th key with, when i came back i just opened and i was greeted with them shagging.
- the following day(yesterday) the girl was in my room and she was acting normal i was the one who was insecure.

Pozzy
27 Sep 2007 09:04

Renegade
27 Sep 2007 09:08

@Kakapa, He had jst come back from work, so he ddnt know i was there, dats y i said mistake. Hehe, i should have looked at him? Tsho, u r braver than i am.

@Kele, most ppl think i'm a guy, maybe i should have kept up the front? Nah, I'm a girl, not very feminine, bt a girl nonetheless.
" but i soon forgot all about the unlocked door", Yeah, this thing had dat effect
Kele

@Madenza, I like the girl, acting like all is normal.

Phela guys I still have to go to my man's place, and i'm gonna c de guy, so i think i'll do wat dat girl did, and jst act normal, he's mos the one who walked in on us and it was his bad, y must i suffer.

Anyway, its tshayile time...am off, later guys, and thanks

tshepiso
27 Sep 2007 09:11

hallalla Renegade
nobody will caught me unless I want them to do so. you know why? because when I am busy there is that noise, ga ke setopo ge ke le mo dilong. only kids will caught me who do not undrstand the noise. it is not a ussual noise, but that shhhh mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn haa whoooooo darlingg talks for itsself

myname
27 Sep 2007 09:13

And another freind of mine naye caught by her uncle bt yena uthi they were busy & they heard footsteps that some1 is on the house bcoz there were in the bedroom. Although the uncle suspected them bt that day yho he got the proof. Uthi she did try 2 hide phantsi kwebedi bt since the stomach was bigger she couldnt so she just wait 4 the uncle 2 yell & tell everybudy. Guys im out of here bye. happy thursday & happy rain DAMN Jhb

Kapakapa
27 Sep 2007 09:24

so r u saying your guy is sharing a room le somebody or were u doing it in the living room? hai a le di tshabe!

sponono
27 Sep 2007 09:26

Xhosa Chick said >>So what WAS the name, Ama?>>

XC uya-hala LMAO....maybe you might find that for you there's nothin to scream his name for..maybe she was takin him for a popayi...hi hi hi

Renegade
28 Sep 2007 00:34

@Kakapa, they dont share a room, we were in my man's room, and this guy was obviously wanting to talk to my man or something, and he ddnt think to knock, he just opened. Usually, he knows i'm there coz he'll see my car outside when he comes into the complex since my car will be next to my man's car. But yesterday, we had planned dat i wudnt take my car, coz we were gonna go to his place anyway...u know.

Bt still, yena he should have knocked...

Xhosa Chick
28 Sep 2007 01:39

Happy Friday all! And dont be "caught with your pants down" this weekend!

Renegade
28 Sep 2007 02:17

Hahaha XC! For me, that will NEVER happen again, eish mara they say NEVER say NEVER. Anyway, happy Friday to u too...and take your own advice too

Toodecent
28 Sep 2007 02:23

Yho loa di dira bathong... never been caught but was embarrassed one days when my couz called to say, "tell her to keep it down" . I onced caught her ma couz but clever thing is they put a fork under the kitchen door so when I came in it made noise...all I could here was laughs and wine spilled all over the place ba ntshaba ehehehehe!

edgards
28 Sep 2007 02:51

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA neeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.things happen.I think th thought of somebody walkin in on you while doing it makes it fun for other pips but Mna I lock unless there is no option.

zuluprincess
28 Sep 2007 02:55

Yo you guys...

Beyonce
30 Sep 2007 07:47

ya nneh!!!1

azHOT
01 Oct 2007 02:26

ROFLMAO!!!!

Toodecent
04 Oct 2007 06:12

Thought of a place where Vanilla can do shims thing...anyway if aseyo etswang ka tsona bathong !

Renegade
05 Oct 2007 02:11

Toodecent? I don't understand what u saying

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 01:14

So where is the latest stories...? Talk!

Porche
17 Oct 2007 01:52

Boy was I caught nogal by the SAP... we were doing it during the day and they were robbed in their place the night before and I was there to console him about them losing stuffs walla the POLICE decides to come for finger prints umasesijulukile,hair messed me wanting it...Yeah I think they could see through our eyes.

Porche
17 Oct 2007 01:58

monchooza
17 Oct 2007 02:16

funneist thing happened izolo.....i have this friend who talks badly about mustabating and says people who do it are crazy and dump and all the bad things he could think of. and there i was izolo knocking on his door so since it was not properly closed i opened it ngangena (we always knock and enter, we dont wait for "kha'miin") ngamthola asgomora, wathuka wahlahla amehlo angaki ukuthi uzothini, and mina i just told him to relax and that he does not owe me an explanation, so he just dressed up we talked about what i came for (even though there was some tension nyana) and as a friend i did what he would have done, had it be me who was caught with his pants down. nga bhala an sms stating everything i saw enden ngsendela all our close friends and now they have been calling him since last night, he sent me an sms saying he hates me. mara he is my friend and we always do this to each other, he will be fine by tomorrow. just thought i should share

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 02:38

ahahahahaha Monchooza the only not right thing you did was to send an sms. But you did good in saying relax ndoda hi hi hi. Well sometime last week I walked into the house and started reading newspapers with the TV off and only the kicthenlight on which is bright enough for me to read in the sitting room so ma couz had her man in the house and music was playing in the bedroom. Sitting there reading the room door open and its her heading for the bathroom so I raised ma head and there she was with tissues to flush..she reversed ka 180 like nothing I have seen ehehehe! The next day I get an sms sorry for using ur CD's she doesnt talk about her walking naked thinking its only them...so she was actually carrying ma protection there. ehehehe LIFE..?

Annonymous
17 Oct 2007 02:49

Monchy,shame man, I feel so sorry for ur friend, but ke he deserves the "sms" embarassment coz that's the least he can pay for acting all macho when he is no better.

As for TDC, lets be thankful that ur couz is using protection, I suppose u can let the the naked part slide!!!

belz
17 Oct 2007 02:58

LOL monchy, it serves him right indeed.

Renegade
17 Oct 2007 03:15

Hehe, eish monchooza and TDC, i think its bettter to be the one who's caught than the one doing the catching...i dont know y, i jst do. Anyway, I'm just glad nothing like that's happened since that day...and if I have my way, it never will, ever, ever again

monchooza
17 Oct 2007 03:27

i just sent him an sms now and he replied by saying "when the day comes you must smile and embrace it" i think uyangi threatnisha, mara its fine ngoba ivili liyajikajika. some friendships we have

J-Girl
17 Oct 2007 03:32

eishh i'm laughing @ollathis its some real funny ish...
well i gotta share this story with y'all, i have these guy friends i used to stay with eflatini, we've always been friends and all i mean since high school, varsity and then when we started working we lived together inna 3 bedrom flat,
u know the party life when the budget starts getting big, its party all the time, so everyweekend siyazikhiphisa and naturally my friends would bring as many chicks as they possibly could every weekend and they unfortunately did score most of the time.
1 of them is a loudmouth, always boasting about how great he is in bed and how all these chicks are after him -
so 1 day siyazibuyela epartini - not very sloshed but just drunk so myself and the other flatmate hear a very loud *gqung* coming from his bedroom and we go listen, obviously iyawatakisile le chap, with the hopes that the door is unlocked we opened the door, barged in yo yo yo, ubusy hureee, mara the funniest part was that he climbed off her and he had the tiniest w**lie i've ever seen, yo my pinkie fingger is big (ok maybe a bit exaggarating) but it was devastatingly small for someone obragga so, so maybe isize doesnt count but andikhosure ngaleya, needless to say that was the last we heard of the bragging...

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 03:40

LOL @ J-Girl & Monchoosa.

Hayi, sana urongo (Monchi). Shame, man, why did u have to send the smses?

Also, ok, u catch him doing the deed, the shock, the horror, but u call him out for a chat. I would've been so embarrased, and left them to finish whatever. Yho! And then not contact him for a couple of days

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 03:52

Mara come to think of it Monchooza you are full of ish my friend...maybe the guy was about to cum and you dont wanna be disturbed by that ehehehe... you should have left him to finish ubuye uthi ndoda uqetile..? hi hi hi.

monchooza
17 Oct 2007 03:53

well XC i did the sms thing ngamabomu just to spite him, we are freinds for crying out loud kumele senzane such things...and angizisoli infact i wish the next time i catch him doing something similar ngizoshutha is'thombe and post it on the net and then send him a link..........i guess i am psycho like that

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 03:59

TDC writes: " ubuye uthi ndoda uqetile..? "

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!

Yho, usile uMonchoosa! The net! Yho. Ng'yakwesaba!

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 04:01

ill be back now wt ma story ok??

Annonymous
17 Oct 2007 04:01

Monchy, u are BADDDDDDDDDDDDD - poor friend LOL @TDC, maybe he really was about to cum & Monchy spoilt it all by cuming first (and yes there is a pun intended)!!!

belz
17 Oct 2007 04:06

we are freinds for crying out loud kumele senzane such things > kwakwakwa!!!!

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 04:07

Hee hee hee, Zandii. It had better be good if you have to go and come back with it!

nonkez
17 Oct 2007 04:08

rene u shld hv suggested a threesome.

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 04:09

Now question is if it was you whether a guy/gal and a friend walks in while u knocking on cloud9 would you stop and jump off her then your friends seas your Entertaiment industry..? Would you push your man off and your friend sees the mocrophone you have been singing from..? Or you just hold toght until you done..? ehehehehe mara ngisele yazi.

Annonymous
17 Oct 2007 04:09

Monchy, when u say that next time u wish u could take & photo & post it in the net. U remind me about this guy who was having $EX with this young girl who had a "Virgin Mary image in her neighbourhood" and he took a video of everything that they did together and there was nothing innocent about that video. The chick committed suicide when she realised that she had become a porn star & everybody literally knew her private business because the video was spreading around like wild fire on email & on cellphones (the joys of technology). Did u guys hear about this incident, coz the media was having a feild day with this story in KZN????

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 04:13

TDC : LMAO x 10000 @ the term "Entertaiment industry"!

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 04:16

@ Aunt' Penny : There are a lot of those incidents the days. There's this school kid here in Cape Town who also killed herself. She was one of the Porn Idols

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 04:17

hi hi hi....

Annonymous
17 Oct 2007 04:18

Lalelala wemXhosa angisiyena u Penny, let alone an aunt so please let it go........I am not ging down Pennylane any time soon!!!!

pinksoul
17 Oct 2007 04:22

<<the video was spreading around like wild fire on email & on cellphones (the joys of technology) @ Annonymous>> i got the video... poor girl

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 04:23

Uhleka ni wena TDC?

J-Girl
17 Oct 2007 04:25

into yebhedi imnandi imbi bethuna, why kill yourself kodwa? hai mh mh

y Aunt Penny?

Annonymous
17 Oct 2007 04:26

@ Pinksoul, may I ask what pleasure do u get from keeping that video, vele why don't u just delete it?

pinksoul
17 Oct 2007 04:28

the laptop its on is not mine so i cant delete it

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 04:29

hayi guys i dont fall in such catagories i was caught by the dad and i was on top of the son can yu imagine !

Annonymous
17 Oct 2007 04:30

Jungle Girl - sorry I mean J-Girl, she killed herself because she is stupid & she couldn' face the world coz she potrayed an image of an angel in society when she was not. To me that's just silly coz really, all things pass, so soon or maybe later in her case people would have forgotten about her & her "porn" talents.

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 04:31

Hayi nyhani, Pinksoul. Why?

Annonymous
17 Oct 2007 04:32

hayi guys i dont fall in such catagories i was caught by the dad and i was on top of the son can yu imagine! @ Zandi I am sure the dad was quite impressed with u....LOL

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 04:33

Ok nna I donrt mind be a perv for a sec...Zandi mgani wami explainmore yours is juicy ehehehehe!

pinksoul
17 Oct 2007 04:34

the owner enjoys showing anyone who's interested in it

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 04:35

I can imagine the dad saying " in our times such diamonds were only for the rich" mfana wami uyi ndoda. hi hi hi.

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 04:39

@ TDC FUNNY PART IS THE WHOLE VIEW WAS FACIN HIS DIRECTION !!

J-Girl
17 Oct 2007 04:43

yhooo uzandii, ndinepicture yalotata, yo,
ndingade ndibengu Jungle Girl

Cande
17 Oct 2007 04:49

ROFL @ everything in this article.

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 04:51

he was shocked and confused nam i didnt move i was so scared thought i was gonna hear the sjambok in ma back bt he left wtout sayin a word and ma boyfriend told me he neva asked him ahnything and didnt tell his mom kodwa wayenolwimi!!

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 04:52

So Cande I see you dont wanna say how we were caught ko mantlwaneng hi hi hi.

Gucci
17 Oct 2007 05:00

I cant believe any of these stories I'm sorry after what happened abot the "Marry Me Blog"...I later found out that people's stories were cooked.

Maybe we are telling for the sake of keeping the Blogs going nhe! *wink*

Jungle girl - Tarzan? hayi Noni..

Cande
17 Oct 2007 05:02

Nna TDC my story goes like this

I was seeing this guy 2 years ago, it happened that he had a woman and i knew about it but i still went for him anyway.
The broda broke-up with the chick for me, and after that the chick managed to get hold of my number so she kept on warning me about "her man".
one morning, she came thru at the guy's place(i think she had the key) and found me there. The woman started "mooering" me and the guy. Ka nako eo ga ke apara!!
She then left and threatened suicide, she went missing for about 2 hours and eventually came back.

monchooza
17 Oct 2007 05:07

Gucci do you mean to tell me ukuthi wena nothing like this has ever happened to you or anyone around you?

J-Girl
17 Oct 2007 05:34

hey andkho sure ngo Tarzan nobu wild,
nam i'm taking some of these stories with buckets of salts manje esp. after MM blog...andazi

Gucci
17 Oct 2007 05:37

Kwa kwa kwa at Monchooza!

It never happened to me but to a friend....she went to her B/F's place after he lied and came up with an excuse not to see her....yena she went in the early hrs of the Morning and she saw them .....dont know the exact detail but she caught them (Oopsie I cant lie!) and the next thing she went on to her car and waited till the two came out and they did....she apparently pinched (right word?) the guy's tyre and it was raining and he had to put in a Sparewheel in the rain. We laugh at him and he's one of those guys who like demselves..but they're no longer together now.

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 06:05

Cande girl wena u full of dramas neh..?

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 06:13

Its "punched" Gucci. Ts thats hectic. A bit low too

Gucci
17 Oct 2007 06:30

Thanks XC. I agree with u right there, I wouldnt do that mna. Ngizithulele nje! But then again she was knocked by the situatition.

half cent
17 Oct 2007 06:39

Maybe we are telling for the sake of keeping the Blogs going nhe! *wink*( guggi) your right dear most people are feeding us cow dang here, expexially that zandi character ai ngwana batho ha rapelelwa.

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 06:44

If youguys feel that way then why dont you feed people the cow instead of cow dang? Some of these things are for real.

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 06:46

tell them TDC angithi they wanna know now we tellin them our up's and downs,
now they dnt kanti nifunani mnxxxxm

Gucci
17 Oct 2007 06:54

Guggi - what' s that half-cent?

TDC - I didnt say anything abt Cow dung so please dont say "You Guys" There might be some stories that are real here but now that we know some are not....which ones do we trust are for real? T'was just My opinion. Keep on telling them stories dont be worried by me.

mabhebheza
17 Oct 2007 06:56

@zandi Ups and downs...yeah gal unyanisile the is always angaphezulu nongaphansi no matter how u get caught.....talking 4rm experience

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 06:59

Zandii I understand you guys are saving electricity on Eskoms request at work .... but that chick I spoke to wanna tell me that an email chows more electricity just by telling you to call me back?Ok tell her to write it like this.. to save ugas....

TDC phn u him bk....!

half cent
17 Oct 2007 07:00

I See nawe TDC you joined zandi bandwagon,but i understand as moderator your getting paid by the number of resposes per blog.but it does't take a rocket scientists to figure out that the lot of fabricated lies here,how do u explain such an amount of drama happening in one person's life ,give us a break guys we are not that dump.

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 07:05

@ GUCCI we nt worried abt yu instead yu the one who's worried abt our stories
right i told yu yesterday half of them were true and the ones that are aint true are written false ekugqibeleni so yu can choose which ones yu wanna believe this is all in the name of fun right ??? lets drink to that

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 07:08

half cent I made a comment as some of you seem to think people are lying just to let time go, that was my opinion and if you didnt have a thing to write about its better not to respond at all. Yes you are not dump and you would nt wanna be No cents for attacking an authority with words such as "TDC you joined zandi bandwagon,but i understand as moderator your getting paid by the number of resposes per blog.but it does't take a rocket scientists to figure out that the lot of fabricated lies here"

Let people share what they wanna share and share yours, thats what blogging s about. Dont look down or try to put down other bloggers.

Moderator.

Mopakistan
17 Oct 2007 07:11

ya'all stories are funny...it hasnt happened to me but my mom once caught my brother with a girl in our living room,and my brother was getting ready for action and his pants were half way down when my mom switched on the lights....all my mom could say was ke mehlolo.and she switched the lights off and went back to sleep..i think my poor mom was so shaken she was at a loss for words...the following day my brother told us and we all laughed about it....i mean hey..*bleep!* happens....i for one cud never shag in my parents house.

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 07:11

ha ha ha @ TDC dnt complain wena call me that gal is mad she sits next to mi
+ mine is blocked am still negotiatin wt them bkos i missuse the line so i use sm other line thats far frm ma desk *waiting *

half cent
17 Oct 2007 07:14

this is all in the name of fun right ??? lets drink to that (Zandi) lol! i give up,i wonder what TDC had to say about that.i used t to hear that women are the best liars in the whole world but you are out of this world u deserve an accolade for your troubles.

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 07:15

@ HALF CENT i think yu are starting to annoy me now bamba amahashi akho besides wena why cnt yu right yo own story uyeke abantu not now kum piece of advice !!!

Gucci
17 Oct 2007 07:17

Cheers to that ZANDII!! *qhwink qhwink*

I hope u're chilled after that sip.

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 07:19

Parks I have asked you to edit our userr account so that your name can become GOLD. U using the name Mopakistan which has a profile but there is parks which doesnt..I wonder which name u used to log in.

Moderator

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 07:22

Love the name : half cent!!!! kwa kwa kwa kwa. You rock!

Xhosa Chick
17 Oct 2007 07:27

He he heeee! This half cent is controversial!

Lex
17 Oct 2007 07:29

So Zandii!! are u still going out with the guy and visiting him?

half cent
17 Oct 2007 07:30

Let people share what they wanna share and share yours, thats what blogging s about (TDC). spot on on that one,but we are not going to tolerate some of the pukes some people are pushing down our troats if you got no expiriences to share shut up.

monchooza
17 Oct 2007 07:33

*qhwink qhwink*= what does this mean Gucci? is it a laugh?

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 07:34

U have been here for 2 days and already u calling the shots..? ehehehe! If there is anything that is disruptive that bloggers write and unacceptable I will delete it as for now nothing like that is happening.
I hope u get my point and we will work together.

zandii!!
17 Oct 2007 07:36

@ LEX sorry cant say most of the things i say here am lying so dnt need another label wena HALF CENT may GOD bless yu im nt in the mood for such ppl !!

Latifah
17 Oct 2007 07:40

Hi Rene this is my first blog also.I feel 4 u.I was busted with my men doin 4play , I was in the last cloud. Bendingakwazi sana noku mjonga lo mfo 4 few days kodwa after few dayz dat was verby....................

sponono
17 Oct 2007 07:44

HALF CENT IS VERY SPECIAL ..(and he's 2days old) dont we love our special people "qhwink qhwink"

LOL

Gucci
17 Oct 2007 07:45

*qhwink qhwink*= what does this mean Gucci? is it a laugh?
*Monchooza - its the sound the glasses make.

Foxy gal
17 Oct 2007 07:49

LOL u've used *qhwink qhwink* as a laugh??!!!! hihi hi ubolinda ukuchazelwa boy.....

spice
17 Oct 2007 07:54

ROTFLMFAO

Foxy gal
17 Oct 2007 07:57

Half cent please now !!!!!!! u c if u don't have any stories to share or can't make up a story, then don't reply on this blog (just like me) but i enjoy reading these stories!! I'm sure there is something out there that u'll enjoy Ok ?! Am sure u understand........

sponono
17 Oct 2007 07:58

Foxy gal-- use of qhwink qhwink it could be a combination of laughin and crackin glasses "shezi" on the arrival of a new blogga who's makin waves on this article...hi hi hi qhwank qhwank

ungasishiyi half-senti we love you we promise to be better than sliced bread....

Latifah
17 Oct 2007 07:58

Toodecent
17 Oct 2007 08:00

Well since some people decided not to behave like adults I wil close this article. half cents for insulting me I am only left with one thing to take away your joy of insulting and undermining other bloggers. U may need to get a new name to blog here again.

sponono
17 Oct 2007 08:01

hawu bakithi sebe-mdilithile u-half-sent kodwa TDC unesono anyways half-sent has been sent to a special place

Foxy gal
17 Oct 2007 08:01

LOL @ sponono!!!!! u sure are creative....*shezi* on that one then qhwink qhwink . hi hi hi

Lex
17 Oct 2007 08:02

zandii!! just ignore half and share with those of us who are interested in ur story.

Latifah
17 Oct 2007 08:03

Spicy what's dat now ROTFLMFAO M totaly lost

Gugs
17 Oct 2007 08:06

just discovered this now and I'm laughing ma lungs out afta a hactic day thank you guys.......

I must say I have taken risks for the fun of it but never been caught!!!!!!

Toodecent
18 Oct 2007 01:17

Due to action taken by Luke yesterday on half cent he has indicated that I open this article for the people to blogg on as usual.

Moderator.

Renegade
24 Oct 2007 05:53

Wow, some stuff happened here!

Joe
23 Oct 2008 11:18

if ur friend / ex's friend has heard sex before, don't be shy to look at him after the incident, I am sure he enjoyed the show!

sisan
18 Feb 2009 14:29

eish that a tought one, but anyways im sure the person who cought you will find the metter helerious, but at the end of the day they know that you've gotta do what you've gotta do

mr dude
18 Feb 2009 14:40

I am new sheme, wat do I do to join the club. You people all seem to hang out together outside.

Beyonce
18 Feb 2009 14:46

Mr dude... first you can start by 'ignoring the archives' lol

faraimagic
18 Feb 2009 14:48

Ha haha ha h a De-ja-Vu!!!! well mina i walked in on my friend and i asked to join them...Our lives have never been the same since those days!!

Renegade
19 Feb 2009 08:13

Lol @Beyonce, ya Mr dude, you not gonna get much attention by digging up old articles

bongeka sengane
19 Feb 2009 10:06

SOOOOOOOOOOOOORY BHUM CIMA IZIBANI,ULOCKE UCANGO IN FUTURE
UNGAZE UNGENELWE ZIZIGEBENGA RENE.

mr dude
19 Feb 2009 10:17

thanx for the advice!

Toodecent
13 Mar 2009 11:04

Reminds me of i I bumped on yester...

sanele@futshane
15 Jan 2013 13:46

Ppl umntu ubhaqwa njn madoda lol

bomyy
15 Jan 2013 14:03

hahahahahahahaha yhoooo, kuya gunjululwa! *fedile ke di tshego*

Chix
15 Jan 2013 14:11

Yhooo this is an OLD post moss but anyway with me it was on a Friday afternoon. I was staying with my older sister at the time and my boyfriend was staying at the Res at technikon. So this Friday he came to visit and for some reason i was not going to be able to go with him to Res and we decided why not have a quick one before my sister returns from work. Fridays she usually came back at about 15.30 and at the time my BF was there it was lunch (13.00). So I thought we were safe very safe. You know moss when its RUSH RUSH you seldom have time to close the door so we just went all doof and when bf was just about to ejaculate BOOM came my sister and *bleep!* we have to stop... he left with his HARD thing and all I wanted was a HOLE to hide myself... later that day i gathered enough strength to apologize because as much as i was embarrassed I didn't want her to think I wasn't apologizing because I was being disrespectful!!! I still feel shivers when I think about it!!!

VusiK
15 Jan 2013 17:37

LMAO !
Yah neh!!!
Too many to care to recollect any particular time.
Too old to be be bothered anyway.

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