Lazy Lisa Leaves
FINALLY!
After losing both the reward plus the immunity challenge, Bajau finally gets rid of Lazy Lisa.
I know I'm not the only one who is pleased with this. Somewhere out there, Lorette is is gleefully waddling around her cauldron, happy that she finally managed to vote the slacker off.
Before I go any further, I have a confession to make. And it's so bad that I could not believe it myself.
During last night's episode I had a momentary lapse of reason (that hasn't left yet). While Dyke was talking about how crazy the women were acting, I imagined that he had this incredibly sexy smile. I imagined that he was incredibly handsome, all rugged-looking and *bleep!*. I am worried about my imagination because it even erased those devil-horns growing on top of his head. It made him look human and so MANLY.
And then he excelled at the Immunity Challenge which further confused my imagination and now it has wiped him off the top of my pig list. And this is concerning because he's been there since week one. I have hated Dyke (OMG - I have just realised that I am no longer referring to him as Dick) .. I have hated Dick van Dyke for as long as he's been on my screen and for me to have this about-turn is disturbing on many, many levels. I need help. And one of those white jackets with the many buckles.
This episode Bajau had dug their own grave. Firstly, they pigged out on meat after starving for so many weeks. It certainly did nothing for their energy levels, if anything it made them more lethargic.
It was great to see Rezki's stunt goat come back to haunt them in such an awesome way. I was over the moon to hear about their toilet difficulties, especially because it was Lisa having all the problems with it.
Abit off track - if they smelled bad from not bathing, I don't want to imagine the stench from not having toilet paper. *ewww*
Secondly, how stupid where Bajau with that bouquet of meat? Although I have to say that it was very cutely packaged. Is there no end to Heinz's talents?
But what where they thinking giving the ENEMY a present? And they didn't give them enough to make them sick. That would have been my strategy. Ply them with enough Rezki so that he could come back to haunt them too.
Then to go on and say that they preferred to compete against a strong team? WTF? I think they felt stupid after they did it and this was the only way they could justify it.
And I didn't see Irshaad having problems eating that meat. Him being Muslim and all.
We know now that it was probably slaughtered in strict compliance to Muslim law, Malaysia being a Muslim country, but Irshaad had no clue and he happily chomped on the meat. I suppose we all have to do whatever it takes to survive.
Even if it means shovelling dried out frogs and cockroaches down your throat. Hee, Angie went on eating the raw squid even after she lost her round. Now that's hunger for you.
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Luckily they won the RC and chose to have a wok and some rice - instead of the toiletries they so desperately needed. I suppose they didn't know they were going to get food so they made the right choice and like Irshaad pointed out, you're so busy worrying about your own stench, you don't have tome to sniff the others.
One thing that really freaks me out about the Ibanians is the fact that the bicker all the time (the women that is), They are never satisfied with ANYTHING. Irshaad is so right about them shutting up if they have nothing nice to say. Yap, yap, yap, moan, moan, moan, bitch, bitch, bitch. Serves the guys right for voting off Rijesh instead of Amanda last week. And how was that Angie wishing they lost the IC so that they could have voted Irshaad off. I sometimes wonder if these people realise that they're playing Survivor or if Rezki's revenge has moved from their butts to their minds.
The managed to win the IC as well though, thanx to the awesomeness that is Dick van Dyke.
And that left Bajau with the difficult task of thinking who to vote off next. Hmmmmm lazy Lisa or Hein-god? On the one hand we have food, shelter and fire; on the other hand we have.... nothing. Difficult choice and it was neck and neck there... but in the end lazy Lisa got voted off.
HA - wasn't Mark's remark about Lisa sitting out all the challenges just eeeevil! BRILLIANT. 'cause it worked and we are now Lisaless.
Top of my pig list this week is..... All the women. Amanda this includes you. With my favourite being... Dick van Dyke. I hope you all know how painful that was for me to say. the fact that it's TRUE is even more painful.
I'm still not sure who should win this. Seriously, the only 2 people who stand out in my mind, is Dick and Hein.
And next week, Hein is injured - so how will that affect the whole scheme of things???