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Ghetto Lahv

Written by Lahvee from the blog Lahvee da Loca on 29 Nov 2007
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Holla holla holla!!! :-)

I was listening to Aza yesterday and she was talking of your first boyfriend/girlfriend and the things we did back in the day... It reminded me of this article I wrote a while back and never posted it... so here goes... 


I just listened to a song called S'thandwa by My Man. Basically he is shelling this girl and he just takes you through the way he shela'd her and what he did to charma her - tru m'rapper kassie style. heheheh. 

Some of the lines include:
""..I was just passing by...ngaphandlwa ubuhle bakho??..."
"...Ufuna iCoke, iSprite or iLemon Twist? iCake, okanye iBiscuits.. khaw'munye nayi iSweet..."
"...Ngeke ndiyenze kakhulu, ngeke ndikulimaze..."

This reminded me of back in the days, if you stayed ekasi then you'll relate. 


1. Swidart!!

As a young girl you hated going to the shops because you know the guys ekhoneni were gonna bother you..
Ring a bell?? "Haaloo Swidart!, awufuni ngik'khaphe"?? aaahhhh!! I hated it. And when they greeted, your best option was to respond back otherwise, u'll be cursed like there's no tomorrow. It was traumatizing "Hey wena S'bfee, ngiyak'bulisa, uqabanga ukuthi umuhle??"!! Gaad!!! 


2. Ngizokulinda...ngizokumela!! 



No that's not Mercy Pakela... its the dude at the shop...
When you eventually got to the shop alone and scared. The guy behind the counter has been shelling you since u were in primary school. He always told you that he loves you and he'll wait for you to grow up. I'm talking from experience y'all. There's this guy who used to tell me he'll wait until I grow up. He was working for his parents. Saw him about 4 years ago, he told me how I've grown and he would like to see me. Ofcoz he looks ok, lets just say that if I just met him for the first time today, and he shelad me I wouldnt think he's that old. Now that's unfair... Men dont grow...!!


3. You had a stalker who shellad you for months!!
 

That was not playing hard to get, u really were not into boys - mostly coz u're scared your mom will kill you. I wont even mention what your father would do to this poor boy - my dad was one those (maybe he still is with my lil'sisters). And the brother will just persist and  just didnt get the message. The classic pick up line was "Eish yazi ngiyagula ende huwe k'phela ungang'pholisa!!" hheheheheh I heard that a lot!! The innocence of no cellphones, no email, it was all so natural. hehehe


4. Hlangan'ekhoneni 



Honestly I've never stood ekhoneni!!...heee....?? Ok I lie, it happened once. I remember thinking.. hooo what if my my mom's friend saw me?? I remember this guy kissed me right there ekhoneni and I remember walking home thinking "what if mang mang saw me?"... Again I dont know if the corner lahv still happens these days?? I must take a drive around kasi and find out. Our younger sisters and brother are allowed to bring their boyfriends in the house. My dad would throw a tantrum if he saw me with a boy! He didnt even care if the poor guy was asking for directions...heyyyy bona... that's why I stayed away from boys... 


5. Visiting hours... 

its so hard to find kasi pics..

Ok now you have i "boyfriend" and he invites you to his house. You walk to the tuck shop to buy simba chips (smoked beef or tomato flavour) and coldrink, if you lucky there's biscuits too (Tennis biscuits or Eet sum mor's). Walk back to the house and have your treats. At first there's no pressure u know... u kissed and it ended there..!! Until a couple of visits later... 


6. Now for some lahving... 


Hands up... if you ever had a brother try to bed you and dropped this line "ngizoy'faka kancane"... did he tell the truth!!! I just heard a "hell Noooo!!". How the hell is he going to faka it kancane - then what?? Come on now!! If you have a lollipop, its not like u'll give it one lick and put it away (no guys...get your mind out of the gutter)!! I never fell for that line... heard it too many times to realise that these "boys" all think the same. 


Looking back I realise how things have changed... I dont know if its growing up or its (ayo) technology. 

1.
Playing hard to get dont work nomore... while you play, he/she will definately find someone else. Then the fun of having someone beg you for you love is dead...

2.
As a woman you'll have old men hitting on you. But then again today the age is really nothing but a number.. (wassup Khanyi Mbau.. le mpja ya hao)

3.
No guy will shela you for 3 months...hell people dont shela these days, we just... hook up. I dont know if its because all the the cellphone signals but we read each other's signals well these days... its a matter of .. "you like me, I like you...so lets hook up"...

sigh... the good old days...!!

What do you remember about them days?? Ladies...what lines did guys use back then to shela you?? Guys you can share your lines too...or just go back the memory lane and have FUN... 


Pics from:
http://www.damer.com/pictures/travels/southafrica/soweto.html#pix
www.fotosearch.com



235 Comments

MamaOmpha
29 Nov 2007 04:47

Lahvee I luv you for these article.  Memories yooooooooo bathong.

Mina when I started jolling I made sure ukuthi when I  came back from school I do my home work, cook and then I know that at about seven oclock ngizozwa i fleit and my excuse for getting out of the house was "Mama Im going to go buy i ballpen and we would go emva kwama shop and just stand there and talk because nobody was gonna c us there and just when Im about to go back home he would betshela me ka R5.  Hah those day were nice

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 04:57

Hands up... if you ever had a brother try to bed you and dropped this line "ngizoy'faka kancane"... >>> That just made my day ahahahaha Tl tl tl tl...!  i think 06;30 was the amakhoneni time cause by hen gals are finished cooking..thats when you will hear go lla lezenke hi hi hi. Basimane ba bitsa banyana ka matlapa le melodi. There was this other guy he would always call his name when calling his chick out.. something like " Eh Pios...mfethu nkemele....Pios...Pios kante why o xhoma"...? hi hi hi!

AQUILOGY
29 Nov 2007 05:02

AQUILOGY
29 Nov 2007 05:05

uk' chekelwe ekhoneni is very romantic

pullie
29 Nov 2007 05:06

i'l bak 2 read lavhee but afta lunch!

belz
29 Nov 2007 05:09

Hello Lahvee *waving like absolute lunatic*, LOL @ ngizoyifaka kancane, i heard that sometime, very funny now when you look at it.

mayo
29 Nov 2007 05:15

eish Lahvee u made me remember things from not so long ago like some of you hi hi hi joking my granny was known by every boy for being street, i had to ask to cross the road,, thats how bad it was.........

i remember this one time there was a group of guys who were apparently the hot guys in the neighbourhood,, now there we were me and my girls walking  to the furthest shop to buy amashwam shwam(remember those soft chips like i cheese curls now and they were i 10c) just to pass this group, and there was this one every girl wanted and he called ME!! oh i was so blushing standing there with me and then i heard ivoice ka GOGO calling me yho indlela endabaleka ngayo that day and the embarrasment yhu!!

faraimagic
29 Nov 2007 05:24

eish....i remember there was this chick i used to think, i wud die for (that was before talking to her...and wat an a$$ she was maybe still is!)she was sturbon as they come!
i dont know how many times i passed her house trying to get her to notice me!things we guys do for chicks cccrrrrraaaazy!
years leta she befriended my sister and told her she has had a crush on me too since primary.....how crazy is that?
it was pointless becoz she was already ingaged.....next time i have a crush on someone,i wont waste time!

belz
29 Nov 2007 05:25

LOL mayo, the picture is just too funny. luckily for me i grew up playing with boys and they understood at home, i just did not have girl friends, these guyfriends used to visit, so it was easy for me to have a boyfriend without them knowing, i used dlala with them emakhoneni, neva got those silly whistles coz the guys ekas' lami were my friends

andi01
29 Nov 2007 05:28

There was this other guy he would always call his name when calling his chick out.. something like " Eh Pios...mfethu nkemele....Pios...Pios kante why o xhoma"...? hi hi hi!
kwa kwa kwa, @ TDC thats very funny

andi01
29 Nov 2007 05:29

Same here belZ

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 05:29

Nice one @ lahvee, remember when a guy shelad you back in the dayz and you would tell him ukuthi uzomnigeza i-answer next week!! like there was something to think about!! hehehe

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 05:31

when you qhoma the guy and tell himj that nawe uyamthanda, and then he would tell you to prove it!!

monchooza
29 Nov 2007 05:42

i remember using that line "ngizoyidlalisa eceleni angeke ngiyifake phakathi" yah neh...........

belz
29 Nov 2007 05:45

LOL, monchooza, eceleni, kwakwakwa!!!!!

belz
29 Nov 2007 05:49

<ngizoy'faka kancane"... did he tell the truth!!!> the guy owangiqeda ubuntombi bam' really fakad it  kancane, hihihi, i remember .

myname
29 Nov 2007 05:51

LMAO @mayo. thanks Luvhee. Okey mna my 1st neva proposed mi we just heard ukuba siyajola so it was that............... so everytime i saw him i wil run like ndibona i-snake or lion. I was scared of boys.Her mother was a teacher eskolweni & kukho i-shop . Its where the problem starts. I didnt want 2 go 2 shop plus her mum would luk @ mi with BIG RED EYES. Bt guess what, she knew dat i was dating her son & she did like me bcoz uthi i was quiete & shy. And i heard this last year Dec. And uthi she stil likes mi .........so my former mamayezala uyandithanda bt hell im not going back 2 that guy mna...........maar he is loaded & single LOL

ngwana
29 Nov 2007 05:52

ha ha ha Lavhee, talk about taking me back. 

The "Swidart" guys dont change, i still have to deal with them when i go to my parents house ko kasi. *bleep!* thing is cant even give them attitude. 

"ngizoy'faka kancane"... >> ha ha ha , girl 35 yr old men still say it.

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 05:55

<ngizoy'faka kancane"... did he tell the truth!!!> the guy owangiqeda ubuntombi bam' really fakad it kancane, hihihi, i remember >>> Oh my word... and wena belz am angry at you sana !

mayo
29 Nov 2007 05:55

he remember when u would tell  a guy u would come back with the answer!! 
UMBAMBISE ITENS!!

Lahvee
29 Nov 2007 05:55

<<"ngizoyidlalisa eceleni angeke ngiyifake phakathi">> heheh Monchooz...enden?? Did u really dlala with it eceleni?? ende I want an answer!!

Its funny how we all grew up in different places mara we have the same type of stories... as for chomi ya TDC..."Eh Pios...mfethu nkemele....Pios...Pios" Classic!!

Mayo... your grandmother needed a life man..she cost you a cutie... who knows that could've been your hubby today. So where's that guy today? Is he still cute? Coz some guys basekasie just let themselves go man!! Ooh thanx for reminding me of amashwam-shwam... seng'funa iMayo... do they have it in Cape Town?? Capetonians?? 

**aah I missed this**

 

sedi
29 Nov 2007 05:59

LOL!@ Monchooza waze wangiqeda.

@ WItty Lady - i use to like saying tht but my favorite was " ungithandelani?"  jst to test the guy.

mayo
29 Nov 2007 06:02

@ Lahvee, yebo they still sell them and they are about 50c and i have to give my little one R1 ekuseni before i go to work so he can buy two after creche!! maybe naye unentombi around the corner!!! 

girl la cutie wethu zange ancame we ended up going out after that,, until high school but now oh i sometimes avoid him on the streets sana UFAHLAKILE!!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 06:02

hehehehahaha!!
Sedi and they would just feed you lies ne!!
actually they did ever have the answer to that question?

sponono
29 Nov 2007 06:05

ngizo'yfaka kancane......
(girl) isingenile....
(boy) cha 
haayi ngeke ngiyasaba...

LOL

myname
29 Nov 2007 06:06

hee there was this term i used 2 hate from guys. Like he can see that u r not into him bt yena keep endifundekela. So u wil end up saying some hush words & they wil say" hey le way iphendula egadini" phofu dont 4get ukuba this person umdaka, uvuza imifiya, inyawo zakhe zine-crakes, unuka ibhokhwe plus amazinyo wakhe e-yellow RHAA SIES.............

belz
29 Nov 2007 06:06

TDC: Why? phela bengitshela uLahvee ukuthi some of the guys mean it.

monchooza
29 Nov 2007 06:07

well if uthole intombazani ebhayizayo beyivuma ukuthi idlalisele eqeleni, mara oviyas udlala kancani eqeleni bese LADUMA and once laduma angeke asathi ikhiphe.

J-Girl
29 Nov 2007 06:08

LOL @ all of u!

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 06:09

A guy would start whistling from behind "calling you" nxe!!
when you ignore him he says you are not even muhle! nxe!
why whistle/ vluit if you are not the *bleep!*! damn bitterness

sponono
29 Nov 2007 06:09

did guys in your lokshin's also do the arm-wrestling thing to shela you...I used to see guys shelling like that where they'd grab a girls arm and twist it until she says yes I'lll go out with you...and i neva understood it...

girl "eshuuweee Mdu uyang'phula"
boy '"uzozu'ng'qome"

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 06:10

Belz... not the article.

J-Girl
29 Nov 2007 06:10

i actually dont feel like writing but this is to say, i'm with y'all and laughing at your stories, enye into ndilambile maan and i had my lunch at 12 already so ingqondo ayispaani grand ngoku and 4 seems like a lifetime away from now

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 06:12

@sponono, are you kidding me, gal some fool dislocated my shoulder!!
iyoo arm wrestling my gal qaphela!

mayo
29 Nov 2007 06:13

LOL @ MONCHHO HAYI WENA UYANGIQEDA,,!!!
eish i remember the guys in the neighbourhood always wanted to know ukuba uve been laid or not and u know ikasi once u have usisibefeee 

ndandithukwa ngoba they would say im a coconut going to model c school ngoku andifuna kuphisa,,, they would say "izobol'a lonto yakho" 

myname
29 Nov 2007 06:14

uqalile sponono LOL

NTWANA
29 Nov 2007 06:15

I hated the guys when they say "give me 10 reasons why u don't love me" Mina i wud say give   me 5 reasons why u love me & he won't even give u 1 kodwa yena ufuna 10 aarg...

sedi
29 Nov 2007 06:16

@Witty Lady -they wud jst lie.

KJ
29 Nov 2007 06:17

this really takes me back.

i was once caught by my mother standing in a corner with my boyfriend, she made such a big deal about it,  
and there thing is,I  had 2 other sistas and nabo zaphuma indaba zabo. so my mother made us write these letters "dumping our boyfriends". and that was the end of our relationship with our boyfriends.

it was a sad week.

belz
29 Nov 2007 06:22

hahahahahaha KJ, nyhani?hihihihi

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 06:22

give me 10 reasons why u don't love me">>> ahahahahah tl tl tl  well I once got gimme 10 reasons why you love me from a gal ko kasie and it has "dont tell me am beautiful" !

tizoz
29 Nov 2007 06:23

did guys in your lokshin's also do the arm-wrestling thing to shela you...I used to see guys shelling like that where they'd grab a girls arm and twist it until she says yes I'lll go out with you...and i neva understood it...

girl "eshuuweee Mdu uyang'phula"
boy '"uzozu'ng'qome" 

this was once a very popular way to shela lol!

tizoz
29 Nov 2007 06:23

did guys in your lokshin's also do the arm-wrestling thing to shela you...I used to see guys shelling like that where they'd grab a girls arm and twist it until she says yes I'lll go out with you...and i neva understood it...

girl "eshuuweee Mdu uyang'phula"
boy '"uzozu'ng'qome" 

this was once a very popular way to shela lol!

cmpwe
29 Nov 2007 06:25

U GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 06:27

Cant wait 2read this when i get home .will reply later

.oh pls someone shella me this is a perfect weather..!

monchooza
29 Nov 2007 06:29

Ibhayiskili lihamba ngama vili ayingakhi..............ayi thuu.........yabo..............nathi siyithu so...........uyang'faka noma uyang'khipha? ngifuna i ansa yam k'sasa

cmpwe
29 Nov 2007 06:29

Guys do yo remember twhen a guy shelad you and said NGIYAGCWALA NGAWE and if you liked him you would say NGIYACHITHEKA/ OR UYANGIFAKA OR UYANGINGIKHIPA????????????? 

sponono
29 Nov 2007 06:30

LAVHEE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

sedi
29 Nov 2007 06:33

LMAO @ Moncho ubowuthola amacheri  mawusho njalo?

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 06:33

.oh pls someone shella me this is a perfect weather..!>>>>>  Shellaring Mabhebheza with a letter.

--------------------
Black coffe ..no sugar no milk. ...eeer wait leme practice first.

MamaOmpha
29 Nov 2007 06:34

do you guys remember when a guy is shelaring you and he would send nwana omunyani to come and call you. 

I remember once my boyfriend send this small kid to come and call me.  My dad opened the door and this small kid a baiza.  Instead of saying  what he was told by my bf that mapule was calling me, the kid got  nervous and told my father that "u bitswa ki abuthi ole o eming tlasi hasifate. eish I could have strangled that child cause i never got to c my bf that da

Gugs
29 Nov 2007 06:35

Ya ne Sponono there were guys like that I remember ekasi lam....

mayo
29 Nov 2007 06:43

@MamaO or the kids would come in and say uyabizwa phandle,,, go to the guy and say uthi mandithi akekho!!! yho i hated that iworse ifluit coz uGogo was very sharp if it sounded like ur name then she would jamela you !!!

myname
29 Nov 2007 06:43

@mayo izodliwa ziimbovane LOL i know that dear. do u remember guys ukhetha ntoni icephe ilisha nelidala ELISHA he he he

Porche
29 Nov 2007 06:51

@TDC "Black coffe ..no sugar no milk. ...eeer wait leme practice first." these reminds me when we broke up sithi the silver cup is broken that meant uthando luphelile...those were the days we were not aware of HIV.

SHEZ
29 Nov 2007 06:54

Yo i remember when my frist boyfriend shela'd me he aksed me how many wheels does the bycle have, then i answered "two" so he said that is you and me we belong together and but then i was flatered.

myname
29 Nov 2007 06:57

yho im one of those kids. I remember i was with my cousin same age. Then this guy asked us to call usisi. So we went home en tell usisi then athi usis yithi andikho. so we went back to the brother en say "UTHI USISI AKEKHO". Shooooo the guy asked, is ur mama in? & we said no UYE ETOWN he gave us iR2.00 yho wena we were rich maar enyanyile u-sister sana bcoz that guy yangena straight endlini

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 06:59

Eish lerato bathong....

witty lady
29 Nov 2007 07:00

LOL!! @ SHEZ

tshepiso
29 Nov 2007 07:03

He he he he I still remember the guy learning a word at school and come to use it on me. it was a geographic word something like the "hemisphere" I can't remember the sentence  he used.

the pieces of paper which were flying in the classroom hi hi hi. .!!

Lahvee
29 Nov 2007 07:04

<<LAVHEE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN>> Sponono.. balancing school & work man. now that im done with school and nxt wednesday my holiday (leave till Jan) starts .. Im feeling very festive...

Monchooza u got killa lines... u must've had alot of cherries neh!!

Yabona the arm twisting thing I never understood. I saw this other guy about 2yrs ago (eRankini) aphula omunye usisi.. but she had a smile on her face...painful pleasure! eheheh

monchooza
29 Nov 2007 07:06

e swiiity awung'shaye ngelamza lapho or emabhebeza awungshaye nge Roma da!!!

Pebbles
29 Nov 2007 07:12

mina when i started ukujola i used to wash 3 times a day, umama wam waweza complaine athi "intsipho yam uyayiqeda why ugeza kaningi so" ...

i didnt know she was aware ukuthi ngiyajola hihihihih *memories*memories (sigh)

mayo
29 Nov 2007 07:13

@ MY NAME i can definetely relate to that even now u still get these guys that send kids to ur house but now uGogo sekapholile so u answer urself then that would be followed by a PLEASE CALL NDIPHANDLE!!

sbu001
29 Nov 2007 07:25

ukhetha ntoni icephe elitsha nelidala?

Lahvee
29 Nov 2007 07:29

i Roma!!!! tl tl tl tl.... monchooza uyiclever yak'dala wena!!... speaking of iRoma..eish had this guy who kissed like he was competing for the "fastest wettest kisser" record... eeeuuww...he was just smothering me with his spit....... that was the last time...and this was behind our fence in the dark!!! angazi bekajagheleni!

belz
29 Nov 2007 07:48

sies Lahvee, had one like that, till today when i see him i jsut look at him and  say yesses, have you taken kissing lessons yet.

mayo
29 Nov 2007 08:17

HA HA HA lol @ Lahvee and belz,, can just imagine!!

Nanana
29 Nov 2007 08:21

His name was Thulani,Tulbagh,oh that takes me back.He introduced me to Aaliyah's music and he reminded me of Wesley Snipes..he was my anything and everything......

Xhosa Chick
29 Nov 2007 08:42

Ive said this is another blog before, but ...

Then after a breakup and the guy wants u back he says: "Ndicela i-L.B."  or " Ndicela i- Love Back."

I still wanna know what that even meant! Abanye ke bakhumshe bathi : " I want a love back!"  LOL!

pullie
29 Nov 2007 08:44

eishhh Lavhee u've reminded me of the gud old days!

mayo
29 Nov 2007 08:54

@XC it means exactly that iLove Back, ucela ukuthandwa kwakhona!!

Toodecent
29 Nov 2007 09:02

He was just smothering me with his spit....... that was the last time...and this was behind our fence in the dark!!! angazi bekajagheleni!>>> OMG..!

mabhebheza
29 Nov 2007 09:55

LMAO at y'all replies ...Monchooza haai wena ndala ungudla baba...

I went 2natal n the sum guys started saying dudlu ntombi bayazala abonye omama..no ngengena Basket eyngena e market ..ngafa wuthando ..ngiqome ntombi ngafa wuthandando..!! LoL

zozozo
30 Nov 2007 03:09

LOL @ Mabhebeza- But i luv the way zulu guyz approach a gal wif those praises......lol 
i can imagine those guyz saying"dudlu ntombi bayazala abonye omama..no ngengena Basket eyngena e market ..ngafa wuthando ..ngiqome ntombi ngafa wuthandando"..!! LoL

KeleFabulous
30 Nov 2007 04:16

hahaha Lahv this is classic! mina i was a late bloomer so i neva experienced any of htese..only saw them! except for getting sworn at cos ndi nga funi uku khapwa...thanks for taking me back hey!!

Pooky
30 Nov 2007 06:23

i remember when i was about 10 this boy telling me awufuni ukuba yi cheri yam, ndizoku rolla nge bompi ne chips ne jesta... nam ke ndamvuma just so he could buy me all those nice things... and he did ke shem, everyday for a week wade wadikwa...

Unik
30 Nov 2007 06:48

eish ..gonna those days.. yho I was soooo scared of boys ,everytime I see a group of boys I will change routes and when they call me I will run like a lunitic...I remember this guy  when he was gquling me I cried all the way  to school ndade ndanesgqala ..shame poor  boy he was apologising the whole time ....

nomvula
30 Nov 2007 06:50

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU'VE JUST MADE MY DAY IT'S AS IF YOU WERE THERE WHEN MY FIRST SAID "NGIZOYIFZKZA KANCANE, PELA NGIYAKUTHANDA" U TELL IT LIKE IT IS GIRL, AND THERE I WAS THINKING THAT HE WOULD BE MINE FOREVER.  DAMN, MY VIGINA ON FIRE THAT NIGHT, WHEN I GOT HOME I DID'NT EVEN HAVE DINNER I THOUGHT MY MOM WOULD SEE IT IN MY EYES THAT I DID SOMRTHING WRONG.

belz
30 Nov 2007 07:03

hahahahahah Nomvula, she was going to see it, phela omama bayabona into lezi.

Pooky
30 Nov 2007 07:18

boy: andizukuyifaka kakhulu ke sweety..... iza vula toe
gal: yho hayi ibuhlungu
boy: iza sweety khawenze 
 gal: o  ok ke... ungayenzi kakhulu
after sum time...gal: hayi gqiba ngoku S'tembele
boy: ok nawe vula right kaloku


J-Girl
30 Nov 2007 07:22

@ XC: talk about direct translation.
LOL @ I want a love back!
kodwa mara besike sa exposed nyani kwi abuse!
mna i was the type who would just runaway should nje ndibone mfana ngathi uzaba nestunts zoplita, can never risk letting mommy see me namakhwenkwe...yhoo!

belz
30 Nov 2007 07:26

I want a love back! LOL , they used to call it BCB la engikhulele khona, Baby Come Back, heheh, thinking of it nyhani it sounds really silly.

monchooza
30 Nov 2007 08:56

Mabhbheza you should have burst out laughing at him bese uyamtshela ukuthi isilabhas iyamshiya

monchooza
30 Nov 2007 09:01

ekasi lam mina ama love back besiwabiza i "loaf brown"

monchooza
17 Jan 2008 06:15

This was a nice again.....

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 00:09

Shooo...Lol...Wat a blog!!! Is LAHVEE stil around? Funny blog though...FAKA KANCANE SAGA is the most popular1.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 01:37

mina one of my ex's,we were writing exams after exams we went to his place,ngakhumula my skirt and my blazer bengingafuni kushwabane....we kissed .waqala efuna ukufaka kancane.......and i said no...wathi  
"YINI LIKHULU KAKHULU"...........everytime ngimubona ngithi likhulu and we laugh.

Beyonce
01 Jul 2008 01:52

LoL at Stro

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 02:00

oh this was a lekker blog indeed. Kids of today are missing out on being shelwad and all that, its just hook up all becoz of the damn cellphone. We had fun with faka kancanes; ngisayocabanga; love letters;


boy: andizukuyifaka kakhulu ke sweety..... iza vula toe
gal: yho hayi ibuhlungu
boy: iza sweety khawenze
gal: o ok ke... ungayenzi kakhulu
after sum time...gal: hayi gqiba ngoku S'tembele
boy: ok nawe vula right kaloku.
this paragraph is so eastern capish, was used on me.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 02:09

boy: andizukuyifaka kakhulu ke sweety..... iza vula toe
gal: yho hayi ibuhlungu
boy: iza sweety khawenze
gal: o ok ke... ungayenzi kakhulu
after sum time...gal: hayi gqiba ngoku S'tembele
boy: ok nawe vula right kaloku. this paragraph is so eastern capish, was used on me.
lol @Cnglemum,our boys will be using MXIT to shela.

tha - bang
01 Jul 2008 02:13

this was defineatly before my time

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 02:16

LMAO @ Cnglemom's paragraph, eish man but ghetto lahv is the best, as for the faka kancane statement, the man agrees to faka kancane, then b4 u know it lingene lonke and nawe u are on cloud 20...........LOL......eish those were the days!!!

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 02:17

eish tha-bang u not alone boer....but we can continue were they left or kanjani.

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 02:21

Guys, but the things guys elokshini say when they are asking u out always make me LMAO, just yesterday a guy said to me: "Ntokazi, ngikuthanda nazo zonke izinkinga zakho".........( Trans - I love u with all ur problems)........The way I laughed, I have heard allot of ghetto lines, but this one was a first!

BTW, this is a very nice blog hey Lavhee, and quite interesting responses too!!

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 02:28

"Ntokazi, ngikuthanda nazo zonke izinkinga zakho".........( Trans - I love u with all ur problems..............ayi i classic lena....kwa kwa kwa....

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 02:28

Strohza do u still how difikult it was to get out of the boy's house where there is elders behleli ngaphandle?

keep checking if the mother is not seeing you and yo u r still worried about your own parents coz its getting late and intombazana is not suppoed to be out after a certain time. Sometime the his little sister would help you akuphimise emva kwezindlu.

tha - bang
01 Jul 2008 02:28

i guess so Strolicious

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 02:32

cnglemom dat was a misson..........memories....my mamezala would say ayibo dedela ingane yabantu ihambe,sewufuna ukuyiqeda ingenko(slender) nje.....

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 02:36

paragraph, eish man but ghetto lahv is the best, as for the faka kancane statement, the man agrees to faka kancane, then b4 u know it lingene lonke and nawe u are on cloud 20...........LOL......eish those were the days!!! Dont forget that we were not supposed to show cloud 20ying coz we wanna show that kubuhlungu and the more kubuhlungu the boy will think awuyijwayelanga isex. I pretended like i was in pain the whole time i was with the guy who broke my virginity even when i was starting to enjoy it.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 02:42

usile cnglemom.....

mstick
01 Jul 2008 02:45

@Cnglemother.........ja u hav 2 pretend dat ur in pain....and wts ds thing u hav to bleed on ur fest tym mina i didn't bleed when my virginity ws broken but the second guy i went out with, our fest nyt i bleeded lyk crazy and he fot i was lying when i said 2 hm i'm not a virgin........God azange a hambele phezulu soo thinkin his de 1 who broke my virginity only to finf dat hs thing ws too big 4 me nxxxxxx

myname
01 Jul 2008 02:49

lol cinglemum...poor boy as if i can c his face telling his freinds ndimtye wabiza izinyanya(i ate her & she called her ancestors hihihihi)

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 02:50

"Dont forget that we were not supposed to show cloud 20ying coz we wanna show that kubuhlungu and the more kubuhlungu the boy will think awuyijwayelanga isex. I pretended like i was in pain the whole time i was with the guy who broke my virginity even when i was starting to enjoy it."
@ Cnglemom LMAO - Gal, u are bad, mina I just love the tender loving care that umfana enza ngayo when u act like u are in serios pain, shem bandla they would be really gentle.

"keep checking if the mother is not seeing you and yo u r still worried about your own parents coz its getting late and intombazana is not suppoed to be out after a certain time."
And should u bump in2 the boys parents u make sure there is no eye contact. Mina my ghetto lover's mother was a very straight forward mama, and whenever I left the house she'd say: "Wentombazane, akube uyabona ngisamusha kanjani, so ngeke ngikwazi ukuba ugogo"........and in my head I would be like if only u knew that me and ur son did nothing, we would spend hours in his bedroom *kissing & touching* and everytime the boy tried his luck with the faka kanane line I'd say: "I'm not ready"........eish that line used to kill him softly.......LOL

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 02:51

he-he-he mstick! i also never bled but coughing and seating down was so painfully, was so scared thinking ngidabukile. Girls wud ask at skool so uye waphuma igazi vele? and you'd say yes did - WTF?

And what about drinking loads of water afterwards so that you dont pregnant?

belz
01 Jul 2008 02:58

And what about drinking loads of water afterwards so that you dont pregnant?.  LOL!!! Or you were supposed to go and skip or exercise khona ungeke umithe.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 03:00

"Wentombazane, akube uyabona ngisamusha kanjani, so ngeke ngikwazi ukuba ugogo....LMAO

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 03:00

Ezilalani ke girls it gets worse for pregnacy you chow weed seeds, so girls wud go around asking for weed seeds from the boys that smoke weed i forgot what they call them ngesixhosa. 

You get girls who chow even isteel wool for birth control, drink an EC&KZN orange juice called Oro-Crush for again birth control; have sex standing up.Lawd umntu uke wabaDom yazi.  

Addictv
01 Jul 2008 03:01

eish things hav changed a lot ey...galz nowadays wanna show off how much exp there've got...not go all coy like they not use to it...they will lick a dick lyk they givin it a sec opinion...

mstick
01 Jul 2008 03:02

@Cnglemother........And what about drinking loads of water afterwards so that you dont pregnant.......tl tl tl tl tl tl tl dat was stupid...period i didn't blv that and i didn't do dat.........my frnd till today she still blvs dat u must push de sperms out when u pee den u wont fall pregnant i dont boda correcting her

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 03:03

Or you were supposed to go and skip or exercise khona ungeke umithe. Oh belz those were the times man LOL!

Nonny shame that mamezala ofyoz was a pain LOL, I wud just freeze and never go back to her house again at this line Wentombazane, akube uyabona ngisamusha kanjani, so ngeke ngikwazi ukuba ugogo"........

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:11

"Ezilalani ke girls it gets worse for pregnacy you chow weed seeds, so girls wud go around asking for weed seeds from the boys that smoke weed i forgot what they call them ngesixhosa. "
OMG, Cnglemom, I had no idea abt this, insango pho? Shame man tings were tough.........heheheh.

"they will lick a dick lyk they givin it a sec opinion..."
@ Addictive, LMAO, yah man, these youngsters of today, they don't have time to tell a boy they are not ready or to atleast faka kancane abe i-half virgin.......LOL, instead gals of the age of 12 are breaking 10 year old boys' virginity.........*shaking my head*..........nc nc nc liyabhubha ilizwe!!!!

myname
01 Jul 2008 03:11

The time I was preg what happened is, my boyfriend came to see me & I was hungry for quickie LOL. So as we were about to take off our clothes his uncle come to fetch his phone. So I thought of hiding myself under the bed but my belly was big for that. So I decided to hide to another bedroom & his came exactly to this bedroom & I dont know what the hell he was looking for bcoz his phone was on the TV stand not in the bedroom..and the rest is history.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 03:15

have sex standing up.preventing pregnancy kanti ubumnandi bodwa lobo..........what goes throu ur head if u see da guy who broke ur virginity....mina i feel embarrased i was uspiderwoman climbing iheadboard everytime umasizama

myname
01 Jul 2008 03:17

mean to say his "uncle" came..........

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:17

"I was hungry for quickie" 
ROTFLMAO, myname I like the way u say things, yazi I can just imagine ur hunger........LOL Well atleast, wena u were pregnant, so clearly the uncle knew that uyazitika ngocansi, so when he caught u guys u should've said: "Sisakhulisa umtana wemalume"..........LOL

myname
01 Jul 2008 03:22

Uyahlanya Nonny LOL............... sana i was young & that uncle was black & he luks scary ................. hehehehehe i wish u were there .I stil laugh when i think about it hahahahaha

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 03:23

So I thought of hiding myself under the bed but my belly was big for that, tl-tl-tl! i can just see u trying to squeeze yoself phantsi kwebed myname.The horniness yepregnancy is a bitch ingathi ungadavaza everyday.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 03:23

ROTFLMBSAO @ myname.

Nonny azisafuni nokudlala lezi zinto ,thina sabuzwa shame ubumnandi bokuba ingane./...my 1st Bf uthanda ukuthi mina ngakubona usangcola ,bakubona manje sewufaka izinwelwe nama zipho efake..........i just LOL ,.uma esesho njalo

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:28

"mina ngakubona usangcola ,bakubona manje sewufaka izinwelwe nama zipho efake"
@ Stroh, LMAO That's a good one!!!

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:32

Reply from: Firstdvd 7/1/2008 8:09:42 AM
Shooo...Lol...Wat a blog!!! Is LAHVEE stil around? Funny blog though...FAKA KANCANE SAGA is the most popular1.

I was just checking who brought this fabulous old blog back to life, it's Firstdvd, siyabonga mkhaya, u saved the day, ngabe sixoxa ngani nje kumanje.............LOL

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 03:40

usho uliphiinde weNonny,phela it's boring namhlanje.no interesting topics.thankx Firstdvd

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 03:42

ngakubona usangcola ,bakubona manje sewufaka izinwelwe nama zipho efake..........i just LOL ,.uma esesho njalo, LOL! ugcoba neblue seal izitho zibengezele ingathi uyocela imvula!

 Eish mina i dont see my v-breaker, he moved to another province got married & has tons of children. I only see his eldest son when i go home that stays with his parents and all the memories hit me. I wud give him noba yiR2 and he does not even know who i am but ngikhumbula uyise.

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:44

"usho uliphiinde weNonny,phela it's boring namhlanje.no interesting topics."
LMAO @ Stroh, yah man it's just one of "those" days!!!!

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 03:45

I wud give him noba yiR2 and he does not even know who i am but ngikhumbula uyise.kusho ukuthi the dad did a good job...........LOL

mstick
01 Jul 2008 03:49

When i was stl goin out with de guy who broke my virginity we were just chilling in hs bedroom doin nothing jst lying on de bed, it ws a hot day i tok of my top and braa de door ws nt locked........and guess who walked into us hs dad my God till 2day i stl rmbr hs words in hs big voice.......

'Tshepo le dira eng? my gal letsatsi le fisa soo le ri chirrrrr.....go tloba golla ngngeeee (spelling)....moo...my gal i dont mind u sniking in at nyt mara during de dy no no no!!!!!!" and i ws stl a virgin then.......

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:53

"Eish mina i dont see my v-breaker, he moved to another province got married & has tons of children"
Mina, my -breaker is kinda married, but he is constantly in my life we always have time to be together i's like we have an eternal bond, coz even nomfazi usaphela amandla about fighting about me.

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 03:53

LADIES...Does this thing of using cold water, ice, isibindi(liver), ntsu aka isinemfu ugway' wamakhala etc before FAKA KANCANE STAGE, iyaspana?

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:54

I meant my v-breaker...........

Mphoyame
01 Jul 2008 03:54

And what about drinking loads of water afterwards so that you dont pregnant?.  and drinking coke, or Eno

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 03:58

"LADIES...Does this thing of using cold water, ice, isibindi(liver), ntsu aka isinemfu ugway' wamakhala etc before FAKA KANCANE STAGE, iyaspana?"
Eish Firstdvd, I am seriously not in2 those kinda things, but some gals from elokshin say ziyaspana, but ke I am sure in the end those for the time being remedies, have it's repercussions eg. *iwewe enxaphayo*.........LOL........just kidding, but ya'll know what I mean!!!!

myname
01 Jul 2008 04:06

can u imagine i-ntsu inside your vayjaja yhooooooooooo its scary man & im sure its itchy

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 04:06

FD bathi isnuiff gives u the friction effect ekukwini when davazing so its beneficiary to the guy coz the kuku goes gr-gr-gr becoz the nhlabathi like sensation kuba mnandi but its hell afterwards coz ipipi liyasha,ikiku ibangathi inwaya ipipi.

Isibindi (liver) sigcwalisa ikuku kubengathi ulivirgini but if the guy urough siyaliqika siwe and only the missionary position is permitted coz sizovele siwe thaxa pantsi.

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 04:07

+18 SN...U know the middle finger is the tester before the FK(Faka Kancane)...LOL

myname
01 Jul 2008 04:10

s*** cinglemum

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 04:12

@MYNAME...They use it as some kind of a spice...For sure u know how's the spiced MEAT tastes like...Damn...HahahiHahaHahaHahahihihihihihi!

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 04:13

mina i enjoyed finger fukcing,,,,i cldn' t wait 4 da really thing......eish kunala kunyakaza khona manje.

Addictv
01 Jul 2008 04:14


Jus out of curiosity gals...after shoving isibindi down there...do you stil eat it or what? bet it doesnt need salt after dat ey...lol

myname
01 Jul 2008 04:14

holly s*** firstdvd LOL

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 04:17

Hi everyone...a new member in the house.

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 04:17

Tjoh CngleMom...Do they put isibindi inside? Kanti there is no romance yini?

myname
01 Jul 2008 04:18

LOL addictv for curiousity hihihihihi the image is scary maan

pastor chic
01 Jul 2008 04:20

@MSTICK. I i bet u neva went back to tshepo's house  letsatsi le fisa  le ri chirrrrr..... laughing my ass off"

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 04:20

"bathi isnuiff gives u the friction effect ekukwini when davazing so its beneficiary to the guy coz the kuku goes gr-gr-gr becoz the nhlabathi like sensation kuba mnandi but its hell afterwards coz ipipi liyasha,ikiku ibangathi inwaya ipipi."
Gosh, Cnglemom, the imagery is giving me goosebumps.........geeeezzzzzz I can't believe there are people who actually do this!!!

"U know the middle finger is the tester before the FK(Faka Kancane)...LOL"
heheheh Firstdvd, LMAO @ the middle finger being i-tester FK *which starts by being Faka Kancane, then t neds up being Faka Kakhulu. either way kusayi FK*........LOl.

mstick
01 Jul 2008 04:23

Hi XGZGP..........welcome...............

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 04:23

XGZGP, welcome to TVSA, eish but ur username........eish never mind!!!!

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 04:24

welcome XGZGP>>>>>>>>>.is dat ur number plate...LOL

mstick
01 Jul 2008 04:26

@Pastor.......i actually went bck 2 Tshepo's house mara i made sure gore its during de nyt........

Addictv
01 Jul 2008 04:27

Yello XGZGP..watzup gal/ dude?

Jah hee..where is da romance dat wat I wanna know too Firstdvd.

 Am sure these rememdies were used way back in da day when cunnilingus was stil unpopular...imagine a guy goin down on you & finds himself chewing on some raw liver or sniffin some snuiff...geez lyk...argh

Supa
01 Jul 2008 04:27

ges who's back?

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 04:27

FD iromance yani? sifakwa at the sides of ikuku, if bakufingarile usenjeni coz sizoyucuka as Sipho fingers u.

Hola XGZGP & welcome.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 04:30

imagine a guy goin down on you & finds himself chewing on some raw liver or sniffin some snuiff...geez lyk...argh.........@ Addictv..ROTFLMBSAO............tli tli tli ...iyo

Linomtha
01 Jul 2008 04:35

This is nice article heeee..If I still remeber mna ndikhulele ezilalini you neva blv this one.after school we to go and fetch the water from the river then there is a group of boys bahleli emotweni endala  bazohamba nathi basi pliter-pliter then they are not going to beg us bazothatha isandla basijije bathi ithi ewe.you  hve to say yes noba amthandi and baphethe amaswazi.Babebully nhe .Can you imagine uthwele ibakethi lamanzi and kukho this crazy boy ekujijayo ecaleni.

myname
01 Jul 2008 04:39

lol addictv & cinglemum

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 04:46

"Can you imagine uthwele ibakethi lamanzi and kukho this crazy boy ekujijayo ecaleni."
OMG, what an experience Lino!

myname
01 Jul 2008 04:47

hehehehehehe linomtha. Mna i was lucky my parents were strict & my brothers aslo they can moer u if u hurt me. So those boys respected me & they knew im gonna tell my broer & he will sort u out........talking about the only sister & the last born...........So some of the things i neva experienced & i was Always indoors..no bash, no dance, no freinds visiting ko tlong hehehehehe i was ILOLO

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 04:47

I'm a chikita, 
it's my number plate!!! :)

myname
01 Jul 2008 04:52

Hi & Welcome home XGZGP.I guess u luv your car sana & guys let mi go & but i wil b back

molibelis
01 Jul 2008 05:11

Hands up... if you ever had a brother try to bed you and dropped this line "ngizoy'faka kancane"... did he tell the truth!!!

Yes i think he tells the truth,it depands on who is ur lover,if u a in love with some one who dont value ur feelings then he wont *bleep!* it ka ncane,my man knows how to make it like that.ka ncane

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 05:12

Guys, but mina I still love the Zulu approach that goes:

Dudlu ntombi, nonganoso i'speedo uyaya ejimini...........LOL

                                               or even

Dudlu ntombi, nonganayo imali yokubheja uyafisa ukuwina ilotto..........LOL

I always LMAO @ the Zulu approach yokushela, anything that sarts with Dudlu is a ripper for me.

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 05:17

my ex n i used to write each other letters, i don't know what happened that day, i misplaced the letter...guess who found it my MOM... they whipped my tiny ass that nite n the stupid boy came by my house the following day to visit..it was the most embarassing moment ...

molibelis
01 Jul 2008 05:22

@......................have sex standing up.preventing pregnancy kanti ubumnandi bodwa lobo..........what goes throu ur head if u see da guy who broke ur virginity....mina i feel embarrased i was uspiderwoman climbing iheadboard everytime umasizama

u just made my day,man.

mstick
01 Jul 2008 05:23

@Nonny.............LMAO.....ja!!!! Zulus neh........

pick up line 4rom a pedi man 'ke tla go rekela treni o tla e zamela sporo'

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 05:26

"my ex n i used to write each other letters, i don't know what happened that day, i misplaced the letter...guess who found it my MOM"
@ Number plate, don't even talk about the letters, nami I used to write and receive lots of those. The introduction was the same, and at that time I had memorised the intro coz it had words I couldn't even spell or pronounce at that time, like perpendicular, horizontal, etc........ehehehe.........memories bathong!!!!

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 05:28

my ex n i used to write each other letters, i don't know what happened that day, i misplaced the letter...guess who found it my MOM... they whipped my tiny ass that nite n the stupid boy came by my house the following day to visit..it was the most embarassing moment .....LOL................for sure u didn't want him near u dat day.

molibelis
01 Jul 2008 05:30

My boyfriend once told me that if i dont want to give him,then we can broke up,u know what i done,i just gave him and know we are no longer an item since 2001,sometimes u think u be with somebody foever if u can make him taste ur CAKE,after eating it they are gone.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 05:31

LOL @ Nonny calling omunye NUMBER PLATE

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 05:32

But the most irritating shellering words is: "Ngingayeka konke".........I just give u the yeah right look!!!

myname
01 Jul 2008 05:32

im back

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 05:35

ja neh, Kiss to kiss, love to love & sex to sex..@ Nonny. 

molibelis
01 Jul 2008 05:36

In relationships u canMake love,*bleep!* it,Have Sex and i just like *bleep!*.

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 05:36

"LOL @ Nonny calling omunye NUMBER PLATE"
@ Stroh, mfethu its hard to remember XGZGP, kanti no.plate is easy.

Neway back to Ghetto love, what about the ones that say: "Please gicela ungidlise ungifake ubheka wena wedwa, I want to be urs kuphela"......I mean WT?????............LMAO

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 05:38

To>>>>>>>the one i love
From>>>>>>the one who loves you
date >>>>>>>>.check ur calender
time>>>>>>>>>>>>check ur watch
place>>>>>>>>>>my room
song >>>>>>>>>>hope this time it's love(not sure abt da title)
artist>>>>>>>>>>.Tamia
mood>>>>>>>>>>>IN LOVE
message>>>>>>>>.I LOVE YOU


that how my letters looked like.

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 05:39

"In relationships u canMake love,*bleep!* it,Have Sex and i just like *bleep!*."
OK, where did that come from molibelis????

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 05:39

Strolicious :: my Dad gave us a lecture...n we were forced to seperate. no regrets though. 
uyadelela Nonny, "LOL @ Nonny calling omunye NUMBER PLATE"

Mambox
01 Jul 2008 05:40

LMAO molibelis...uthini kahle kahle? you finish me....

molibelis
01 Jul 2008 05:41

The most shellering Sotho words are:Ke lekolokopo ke a koposela ke hloka motho aka ntholang,then a girl will say e ya ntata ke tla o thonaka ke i polokele wena.

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 05:43

@MOLIBELES...Im not trying to judge ur kuku but WE men once we've reached ENDUMISWENI and only to find out its not what was running through your mind...U'l get dat distant!

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 05:44

@MOLIBELIS...Im not trying to judge ur kuku but WE men once we've reached ENDUMISWENI and only to find out its not what was running through your mind...U'l get dat distant!

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 05:45

I remember he wrote " Baby bengicela siye em'bhedeni" sex was a very sensitive word then..

pastor chic
01 Jul 2008 05:45

Bathong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firstdvd
01 Jul 2008 05:46

@MOLIBELIS...Im not trying to judge ur kuku but WE men once we've reached ENDUMISWENI and only to find out its not what was running through your mind...U'l get dat distant!

mstick
01 Jul 2008 05:46

@Nonny.........Number Plate.......tl tl tl tl tl tl tl

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 05:46

"To>>>>>>>the one i love *The one I gave my heart to*
From>>>>>>the one who loves you *The one who loves u with all her heart*
date >>>>>>>>.check ur calender
time>>>>>>>>>>>>check ur watch *To lazy to check*
place>>>>>>>>>>my room *Home sweet Home*
song >>>>>>>>>hope this time it's love(not sure abt da title) *I'll never let you go*
artist>>>>>>>>>>.Tamia *Faith Evans*
mood>>>>>>>>>>>IN LOVE *Falling deepe & deeper inlove with you*
message>>>>>>>>.I LOVE YOU" * I love u & you are my everything*

OMG Stroh, that's exactly how my letters was *in bold is what I wrote*, then I would take a red colour pencil and draw hearts around the letter and make a heart shaped enevelope for my bf. WOW, singontanga phela mina nawe.........LOL

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 05:47

ouchhhhhhhhh firstdvd

molibelis
01 Jul 2008 05:47

Somestime we must say what we love and enjoy most.

Mambox
01 Jul 2008 05:49

Awe Stro!! wangikhubuza izinsuku zami... i'm actually writing a letter for my boyfriend and i'm using that format it's for our 1 year anniv and i believe the traditional gift for 1 year is paper so that's how i came up with the letter idea now sengikhohliwe ukuthi how do i fold it like a heart shape eish!!

What about:

Guy: uyangfaka noma uyang'khipha
Girl: Ngiyakukhipha 
Guy: Ngiyabonga mntakwethu wangikhipha osizini

Or

Guy: uyangfaka noma uyang'khipha
Girl: Ngiyakufaka
Guy: Ngiyabonga mntakwethu wangifaka enhliziyweni

kwa kwa kwa i'd be finished...


molibelis
01 Jul 2008 05:58

@MOLIBELIS...Im not trying to judge ur kuku but WE men once we've reached ENDUMISWENI and only to find out its not what was running through your mind...U'l get dat distant!

Same as to us Women,u will find out that u were expecting to find something big but wow there comes my little small finger,

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 05:58

Mambox.......kwa kwa kwa..........if i were you i wld start practising uku folder iletters shaped like a heart......
Guy: uyangfaka noma uyang'khipha
Girl: Ngiyakukhipha
Guy: Ngiyabonga mntakwethu wangikhipha osizini

Or

Guy: uyangfaka noma uyang'khipha
Girl: Ngiyakufaka
Guy: Ngiyabonga mntakwethu wangifaka enhliziyweni

kwa kwa kwa i'd be finished...

Nonny for sure u  r LOLCYH(clapping your hands)

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 05:59

"uyadelela Nonny"
Come on GPRS.......oopsie I mean XGZGP.......eish I am sure even though u are a newcomer usuyazi Nonny likes joking angideleli.


"@MOLIBELIS...Im not trying to judge ur kuku but WE men once we've reached ENDUMISWENI and only to find out its not what was running through your mind...U'l get dat distant!" 
Nice & honest hey Firstdvd!!!

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 05:59

@ Mambox..LOL

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 06:05

XGZGP>>>>>>>>>SWITY do you mind if i call u GP...wena u r taking us back to school with da alphabet

Cody
01 Jul 2008 06:09

LOL y'all!!! ke kgale le phela ne? Very funny responses!!!! Kwakwakwa!!

myname
01 Jul 2008 06:09

Another love address yayisithi" The golden cup was broken by means of LOVE" (and i stole from my brother & i didnt even understand what it was saying lol).........

myname
01 Jul 2008 06:13

lunch time ...................

mstick
01 Jul 2008 06:14

@molibelis......Same as to us Women, u will find out u were expecting to find something big but wow there comes my little small finger.....tl tl tl tl tl tl .....kwa kwa kwa.......LMAO.....reminds me of an email dt ws send 2 me......Lady : 'yho u've got such a small guitar' guy : 'i didn't knw i ws gonna play in such a big hall'.

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 06:19

oh myname i remember this The golden cup was broken by means of LOVE. it carried on but cant remember to what. Sies Nonny kudala ugudla noSkhotheni LOL.

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 06:20

Lady : 'yho u've got such a small guitar' guy : 'i didn't knw i ws gonna play in such a big hall'............kwa kwa kwa

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 06:21

"Lady : 'yho u've got such a small guitar' guy : 'i didn't knw i ws gonna play in such a big hall'."
@ mstick - kwa kwa kwa, this is a good one, but ke it's normally the case of a small guitar rather than a big hall.............LOL

Kim Possible
01 Jul 2008 06:26

Zinje la!!!!!!

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 06:27

It's okay...i knew them by heart...'wena u r taking us back to school with da alphabet' 

the things i did for love...i once lied ukuthi i was going to a friend's birthday party..my Dad believed me..i even got imali to buy a gift for "the friend"..i hate lies but i really had to see my boy..we had the most memorial weekend of ourlives..

Strolicious
01 Jul 2008 06:32

XGZGP>>>how old were you then.

mstick
01 Jul 2008 06:35

@Nonny......but ke it's normally  the case of a small guitar rather than a big hall....100% agreed mara apparently when u do a lot of patlapatla with different guys u will get a big hall.......cauz kuku ya strecha dont knw how true dt is!!!!

XGZGP
01 Jul 2008 06:37

20??? i'm a bad girl..i know.

Mambox
01 Jul 2008 06:41

I can imagine now since we are all fed up ngamadoda the letters would be like this:

To>>>>>>>The father of my unborn babies
From>>>>>>Your future wife
date >>>>>>>>.Check your cellphone
time>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't remember you getting me a watch
place>>>>>>>>>>Home (ngizokunika i-address when usuzolobola)
song >>>>>>>>>Where do broken hearts go 
artist>>>>>>>>>>.witney houston
mood>>>>>>>>>>>so so so
message>>>>>>>>.where do we go from here...

Eish kodwa!

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 06:42

"mara apparently when u do a lot of patlapatla with different guys u will get a big hall.......cauz kuku ya strecha dont knw how true dt is!!!!"
It's not true mstick, I will not allow u to deprive urself of ucansi oluningi olumnandi just of some fake rumour.

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 06:51

Lies mstick, green lies. it streches when davazing iphinde ibuyele endaweni yayo end of story. Kube kudala salahlwa ngamadoda but they are still screaming mamayo namanje and kunini umntu waqala ukudavaza.

mstick
01 Jul 2008 06:54

@Nonny............ngiyabonga mina..........tiritiri ( in big naz's voice)

mstick
01 Jul 2008 07:01

@Cnglemom......, green lies......ds is de fest i hear of green lies........tl tl tl tl tl....i knw white lies

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 07:12

"@Cnglemom......, green lies......ds is de fest i hear of green lies........tl tl tl tl tl....i knw white lies"
@ mstick, it's not the first time, Cnglemom is just doing i-direct translation, in Zulu they say: "Amanga ahlaza"........and that's translates as green lies..........hehehehe thatha Cnglemom and our kassi Ingrish(English)........LOL

mstick
01 Jul 2008 07:19

@Nonny............ngiyabonga mina(i'm really loving ds song today).......i just luv u 2day for all de clarity............oh ok Amanga ahlaza....green lies.......LMAO

myname
01 Jul 2008 08:13

im laughing my ass out to Green lies

u4me
01 Jul 2008 08:20

Hi guys, i am the new kid on the block. i am enjoying this. i hope i`m welcome

u4me
01 Jul 2008 08:24

as young boys we didnt know about penetration. as long as your pipi can make a contact with the vagina u will celebrate as if you won the lottery. talking about feeling the temperature down there.

Addictv
01 Jul 2008 08:24

You are very welcome u4me...

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 08:30

Mstick to be honest i did not know how to put it in english, i thought about in Xhosa and just translated it literally without realising the error. only seeing the fun element now that u are pointing it out. Ingrish is heavy.

Nonny kodwa yini ukundihlaza kangaka joe! 

Mambox
01 Jul 2008 08:42

yu4me!! Welcome....

as young boys we didnt know about penetration. as long as your pipi can make a contact with the vagina u will celebrate as if you won the lottery. talking about feeling the temperature down there.

That's soooo true! i remember i remember LOL!!

Addictv
01 Jul 2008 08:45

@u4me...gues dats why some boys wud ask during da act "ingenile" (is it in)...and u think to yoself is my thingie so huge dat he cant  feel da difference btwn being in and out...

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 08:51

"Nonny kodwa yini ukundihlaza kangaka joe!"
@ Cnglemom - Thank goodness ngisathatha ikhava kancane, so u will have a break from me!

Welcome to TVSA u4me, and to the rest of my beautiful bloggers I just wanna say, nisale kahle, Nonny will miss ya'll. But ke I will be back ngo 21 July to irritate more bloggers......LOL........and plz ningashintshi bathong, I don't wanna feel like I am a newbee when I return.

Cnglemother
01 Jul 2008 08:53

welcome u4me and have a great stay!

Nonny
01 Jul 2008 08:55

"gues dats why some boys wud ask during da act "ingenile" (is it in)...and u think to yoself is my thingie so huge dat he cant feel da difference btwn being in and out..."
@ Addictiv - Angithi, it's nervousness shem bandla & now that the guy has arrived ENDUMISWENI, he just can't seem to believe it, so he needs assurance that: igenile........LOL

mstick
01 Jul 2008 09:02

@Cnglemom..........tl tl tl tl tl tl.....Ja neh! Ingrish is heavy u know u remind me of my frnd in high school.......it was an English period and she was busy answering 1 of the Q our teacher asked she then forgot the word she wntd 2 use in English which was 'obvious' she said 'its on the perperner' every1 in class went quite for a moment even de teacher we all fot it ws a new boombastic (spelling) word, then we realized dt she did direct translation Perperner its Pepeneneng in sepedi and its obvious in English.........every1 just cracked in class.......

mstick
01 Jul 2008 09:04

@Cnglemom..........tl tl tl tl tl tl.....Ja neh! Ingrish is heavy u know u remind me of my frnd in high school.......it was an English period and she was busy answering 1 of the Q our teacher asked she then forgot the word she wntd 2 use in English which was 'obvious' she said 'its on the perperner' every1 in class went quite for a moment even de teacher we all fot it ws a new boombastic (spelling) word, then we realized dt she did direct translation Perperner its Pepeneneng in sepedi and its obvious in English.........every1 just cracked in class.......

Afrodiva
01 Jul 2008 09:08

ok ya'll cracked me up!! lmbao!!

u4me
01 Jul 2008 09:09

i use to enjoy sleeping @ a friend`s place cos there was a girl. i had to make sure i sleep next to her so that we can have a better connection. Her brothers never noticed a thing, otherwise they would have chased me in the middle of the night. hahahaaha.........those were the days!!

mstick
01 Jul 2008 09:21

Eish TVSA fever again sorry guys i promise i didn't push de button twice

LM
02 Jul 2008 06:57

LOL. I remember we used to write YES or NO on  the ground with our feet when a guy is 'proposing'....we would be looking down and busy writing or drawing things on the ground (not tarred or pavement, obviously) with our feet and eventually the YES or NO emerges...

Pooky
02 Jul 2008 07:52

okanye you're on your way to the shop uyothenga ubisi  nesonka and you're secretly hoping to bump into him, only to be confronted ekoneni by his other rough street rebel girlfriend(u-K wakho) with her friends, stekkie van 7 or 8

u-K.....sorry sisi bendicela ubuza, uSthembele yintoni kuwe

You.....(with bread and milk in hand and nge shori zakho ke sana)
 yi O yam,  (scanning her from head to toe)..why??

u-K.... oh Yi O yakho, awusazibanxi shem....jonga mamela apha sisi ne , lento ucingba unayo noSthembele ayiyo ngoba uthi mna (hitting her chest)....and iyokunceda ba wohlukane naye coz he's just using you ngoba ndim ufasty wakhe....uyeva?(pointing that ugly finger at you,and nyoling you)
You...(quiet as a church mouse and too scared, hoping and praying that these gals would finally just get the hell outta your face before they decide to moera you).......

mk mk mk Gugulethu memories

pariri
03 Jul 2008 08:20

hahahaahahah LOL @ pooky
yi O yam, (scanning her from head to toe)..why?? 
make that yi O yam utshuba !!!!!
oh hay sana those were the dayz 4 sho
 

Linomtha
03 Jul 2008 08:29

@ Pooky pointing that ugly finger at you,and nyoling you) 

I can hear every part here i really like this nyoling word......Lol

zolx
11 Jul 2008 06:04

lovely article..how did i miss it. Made me remember my first kiss stolen ekhoneni after sharing istocksweet with my first boyfried. Ahhh goood times...

myname
11 Jul 2008 06:36

LO Pooky........I remember this old lady (we used to call her Dairy bcoz she has big breasts), she came to confront me about her boyfriend. Ok firstly I went to Eastern to study and I left my boyfriend in Cape Town. I was young & I was still scared to even kiss the guy but you know moss. She came with her crew & told me to leave her boyfriend lo no-10 days (thats the name for people who came for holiday esp June holidays). Sana I told her nam he is mine (my head was moving ngathi lirhanisi & ndim underminer hehehe) .....

molibelis
11 Jul 2008 06:55

Sometimes u went to supermarket olo re ka phofo,and they will come to and want to help me,but after they will propose to u like no one's business,and if you mom saw u she will shout u as if the guy is ur boyfriend,she will even told ur father that she saw u with a boy.eish those days are gone but some are gone for the best.

molibelis
11 Jul 2008 07:03

It happened to me also,some girl came and ask me if im jolling her boyfriend,i just made her felt small by saying yes im Mrs.???? in full.and she knew the guy's surname in full,and she just said sis he wont marry u,same 2 u " i replied"

Madam Dee
11 Jul 2008 07:47

Haai mobelis :-l  Grammar please!!!!!!!!


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