Channel: Series (104)
Day: Friday
Time: 08H00pm
The presenter, gorgeous Chris Harrison, informed the Ladies that there would be two group dates and one individual date. Lisa, the tree-lovin-huggin Lady, got the first individual date. Lady Erica was not impressed that Lisa got the first one-one date because ‘Lisa also got the first rose and the gorgeous earrings’.
Lady Erica
Shame, Lady Socialite did not get the usual spoilt brat treatment. Not only was she denied the first individual date, she also has to share a room with three other girls. She is used to having a huge room all to herself. And wholly royal ghosts, where are the maids? Lady Erica is now pondering the idea of hiring one of the other girls to be her maid. Can you imagine what would happen if she is going to try to recruit one of the other Princess wannabes as her maid? That would make for some awesome viewing. Can’t wait.
On the first group date, Lorenzo took Ellen, Jami, Sadie, Agnes and Erica to the Coliseum. Prince Lorenzo now also moved to planet Fairytale. He expressed his joy about going on a date with five awesome beautiful ladies. Apparently, he never had a group date before. Well, Prince Lorenzo, its not exactly the norm in real life to go on dates with five ladies!
Prince Lorenzo and Lady Agnese
During the date, Prince Lorenzo and Lady Agnese attempted verbal communication. She taught him the Italian word for kiss. When everything else failed, she decided that words are too complicated and she demonstrated ‘kiss’ to him. Excellent move Lady Agnese! Who needs language ability to stimulate royal hormones?
Prince Lorenzo and his Ladies then took a ride through the city on scooters. Lady Erica hopped on the back of Lorenzo’s scooter because her license ‘expired’. The other Ladies did not believe the ‘expired silence’ story but Lady Erica enjoyed the trip. She wrapped her arms around the Prince and told him how she lost her virginity. Such a classy move Lady Erica. Is that how the socialites are doing it?
The Prince also surprised his Ladies with a rack of gorgeous gowns. Ok, I will confess. I was green with envy. I want a royal person who is willing to spoil me with gorgeous clothes!
During the cocktail party, Lady Erica pulled the Prince aside and felt it necessary to tell him that she does not think that Lady Jami is suitable for him because she did not even like go to college. Lorenzo responded that it does not matter to him because he is just looking for a girl with a ‘good heart.’ Lady Erica did not take the Prince’s response well. We had to watch her wailing because Lorenzo made her feel like a bad person and now some other girl who doesn’t deserve it will get a rose instead of her.
After his interaction with Lady Socialite, the Prince was in desperate need for normal conversation. He found normality in his conversation with Lady Sadie. The Prince enjoyed his time with Lady Sadie and commented that it was the best conversation he had so far. He presented the much desired date rose to Lady Sadie and she, in pure good girl fashion, gave him a kiss on the cheek. Oooh,.. so sweet and innocent.
Prince Lorenzo and Lady Lisa
The Prince took Lady Lisa to a park, named after his family, for their one-on-one date. Thankfully, they did not have another threesome with a tree! When the Prince told Lady Lisa that he does not understand people who say things like ‘I want to be married in three years’, she just smiled and nodded. Lady Timeline will have to come up with a royal plan to make her timeline come true.
After a romantic dinner, the Prince presented Lady Lisa with a rose and told her he wants to get to know her better. He told us that he is sure that Lisa is interested in him for himself. Yeah, Prince Lorenzo it has nothing do with your royal title or your royal sperm. It is a fairytale after all.
For his second group date (with Kim, Jeanette, Gina, Desiree, Jennifer and Sarah), the Prince took his harem to the beach. He picked them up in a helicopter. To the joy of the Ladies, the Prince removed his shirt and they engaged in a match of football. The Ladies were swooning and the Prince could not hide his excitement. He was surrounded by girls in bikinis who tackled each other. The joys of fairytale life.
While the other Ladies sipped cocktails in the sun, Lady Jennifer decided to use the opportunity and make a play for the much desired date rose. She demonstrated her cheerleading skills to the Prince and he gave her the date rose.
Prince Lorenzo and Lady Desiree
It seems as if Lady Desiree will have to re-think her seduction plan because she informed the Prince that she is ‘kinky like that' and he gave the rose away to the cheerleader.
A wasted Lady Kim attempted to kiss Lady Jeanette (a fairytale with some girl-on-girl action?), vomited and then she passed out. When the Prince attempted to wake her up, she mistook him for a waiter while speaking in a drunken gibberish language.
Prince Lorenzo
During the rose ceremony, Lady Desiree and Lady Jami, got bored waiting around for the Prince to have one-on-one talks with him and decided to explore the Prince’s room. Lady Desiree rolled around in his sheets because she just had to feel that sheets on her skin and she just had to smell that sheets. The Prince caught the two Ladies in his bed and it was like his wildest wet dream came true. Two hot blondes in his bed! I don't think the Prince is going to send these two blondes home soon.
At the rose ceremony, the Prince reduced his royal harem to nine and sent Ellen, Kim and Sarah home.
The Ladies, still in the running for the much-desired role of Princess Borghese, are:
Lisa
Sadie
Jennifer
Jeannette
Desiree
Jami
Gina
Agnese
Erica