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Celeb Matchin

Written by Cutie Pie from the blog Celeb Matching on 14 Feb 2008
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Happy Valentine's Day to all of u....

Last nite i was just soo full of love, and thought we have a lot of celebs or Zelebs that have a lot in common and yet are not hooked up..so i decided to do some match making myself..hahaha

Who would suit who and why? Some celebs think they are better than other and yet they are just the same, who r those?

Here is my matching.....

1. Kuli Roberts & Thabo Mbeki - Coz they'r both ruthless & bayaphoxa

2. Katlego Danke & Kaizer Mtaung Jnr - Both very good looking

3. Avho-Suzan (from Muvhango) & Kabelo Ngakane (4rom Chennel O) - U have to see look inside to see their beauty

4. Somizi & K-Ci (of umhlobo wenene) - Hey, for obvious reasons

5. Lupi & David Tlale - Both have big hair and their sexuality is not certain

6. Kanyi Mbau & Jabu Pule - Both think they can sing and ppl will waste their money on their CD's

7. Robert Marawa & Zama Ngcobo - Both humble and don't like the spotlight

8. Grace (4rom Generations) & Trevor Noah - Both beautiful

9. Khethiwe (4rom Generations) & Siyavuya Sineke - Bazizixhosana or Sizulwana (They both don't wanna upgrade their Zulu/Xhosa origins, stereotype)

10. Khethiwe (again) & Mandoza - They both don't wanna pay for their wedding costs

11. Hlomla Dandala & Judith Sephuma - They both like making babies

12. Ngocnde Balfour & Queen (from Generations) - They r both X-tra sizes

13. Lillian Dube & Tshawe (4rom emzini wezintsizwa) - Old and too fly - Bayaphapha

14. Rebecca Malope & Keke (or Koko from Joyous Celebration - Gospel Stars eziphaphayo...

98 Comments

Cutie Pie
14 Feb 2008 00:45

And 4rom tvsa i think Nonny & Sponono - coz they both very funny...hahaha

Tynt!
14 Feb 2008 00:57

Hy Cuttie P: In mst of ur match makin , u r so correct....

Veri funny neh

J-Girl
14 Feb 2008 01:01

Khethiwe (4rom Generations) & Siyavuya Sineke - Bazizixhosana or Sizulwana (They both don't wanna upgrade their Zulu/Xhosa origins, stereotype) - LOL!!!! SILE MAAN CP BUT THIS IS SOOO TRUE HEY

azHOT
14 Feb 2008 01:03

2. Katlego Danke & Kaizer Mtaung Jnr - Both very good looking
i don't know about that cause u Kaizer prefers he's women non-black....

Avho-Suzan (from Muvhango) & Kabelo Ngakane (4rom Chennel O)
as long as they DO NOT PERO-CREATE!!!

azHOT
14 Feb 2008 01:05

meant =pro-create......

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 01:05

heheheheeh hai cha.....allloooooooo peeps ............CT u hit it ryt on de spot...

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 01:13

Maybe Mr Motaung prefers them non-black........coz ayikho....incanca

andi01
14 Feb 2008 01:15

Esmile and Thembi Seete- when do you plan on retirering?
Babalwa Mneno and Samuel Eto'o- if u like non-south africans, might as well be a wealthy one.?
3sum & kwela tebza- what r u famous for kanene?
Somizi & mama Jacquie- they could tie de knot behind bars
khanyo mbau & jacob zuma- for obvious reasons

myname
14 Feb 2008 01:15

stil thinking ............ Nice one girl .................... im coming back

sponono
14 Feb 2008 01:22

LOL @ number 9, 11 & 13..tru

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 01:35

Penny Lebyane & Thembi Seete, for doing a great job in grooming their exboyfriends to be good, loving and committed husbands to other women.

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 01:50

Penny Lebyane groomed HUUUUUUUUU?? good husband..........my fine behind..iyo

Gucci
14 Feb 2008 01:55

LMAO!!! at ur matches....iyhoo!!

Maybe Mr Motaung prefers them non-black........coz ayikho....incanca @Mizami
Yiza nayo My sister...hehehe uthini?

Penny Lebyane & Thembi Seete, for doing a great job in grooming their exboyfriends to be good, loving and committed husbands to other women. @Cngle mother
You have a point here but that should make them proud...look at the brigher side!

Read on True Love - Katlego Danke's words "I've always said that i dont think the Man I'm supposed to be with is on this planet, what im looking for is ridiculous."
Mhhhh...makes u think.

Happy Valantyontyo y'all!!!

Lex
14 Feb 2008 01:58

Very interesting matches u have there Cutie.
khanyo mbau & jacob zuma- for obvious reasons @ andi01,please explain

Preshiii
14 Feb 2008 02:10

LOL @ Mizami...usukaphi?

Preshiii & BougaLuv....I'm a celebrity 2 u know...LOL....just google Preshiii & voila you find a link to TVSA Gold Profile...

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 02:12

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 02:16

Gucci babes.........i think i've said a lot........im cutting my fingaz manje.........iyo

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 02:17

BadboyT & Oprah for giving the term ukuhlalisana/vat&sit a new meaning, making it socially acceptable.

awelani
14 Feb 2008 02:21

lol @ Cnglemother,

QT Pie, u r funny.

Zazacious
14 Feb 2008 02:22

Never Never Sis Ribs and Keke, I DONT AGREE WITH THAT

stovu
14 Feb 2008 02:22

Nice One Cute Pie Siyavuya & Khethi they r a match made in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 02:27

Preshi ngisuka ekhaya..............HEHEHEHEHE HAI CHA

myname
14 Feb 2008 02:30

1. Babalwa Mneno/ Mshoza & Khanyi Mbewu Perfect lesbians. 2. Kelly Khumalo & Hlomla Dandala They love sex. 3. Lungile Radu & Mmabatho Beautiful couple & cute babies. 4. Tumisho Masha & Hlubi Mboya They are full of themselves. 5. Mandoza or Briks & Hlubi Mboya They will share drugs. 6. Rebecca Malope & that guy who have balls (impahla yekati or amadwatwitwi) on his cheeks & also a gospel singer they can fake umoya. 7. Miss Bown Shuga & One of those boys from Kwela Tebza or Kaizer Motaung Juniour Perfect 8. Lastly Martin (still visualizing your A** man) from Generations & Me (non-celeb) Perfect match made in Heaven LOL.

Preshiii
14 Feb 2008 02:32

LOL....Hai Cha Nyhani!

Gucci
14 Feb 2008 02:32

@Mizami....should we take it to the PM route?....I think we have something here...hehehe...wazi nezzoPenny? Iyo...

Lekese
14 Feb 2008 02:33

Kuli Roberts & Thabo Mbeki....coz they're both ruthless and bayaphoxa lol... after watching tsepiso on Sunday being phoxwad by Thiboz, i agrree!!!

Tynt!
14 Feb 2008 02:35

@ Preshii : So we have noted that you have momentous crax on him.

awelani
14 Feb 2008 02:37

myname,,,,,,,,,,,,,,myname myname, ur list if funny, u mandoza wil sue u, u know how he loves to be in court, hope u have a gud loyar.

Preshiii
14 Feb 2008 02:41

Rebecca Malope & that guy who have balls (impahla yekati or amadwatwitwi) on his cheeks & also a gospel singer they can fake umoya

ROTFLMAO @ myname....hehehehehe

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 02:43

Ajax/Psyfo & Dj Sbu for trying so hard to speak Zulu (Sbu) and Xhosa (Ajax) for career advancement even though they know that there's no hope in hell for them to master the languages.

Preshiii
14 Feb 2008 02:48

@ Preshii : So we have noted that you have momentous crax on him.

The sad thing is we eye each other every Sunday...but brotha hasn't uttered a word..."sigh"

Before you ask me why I dont make the 1st move...I dont do that isht!

zozozo
14 Feb 2008 02:51

Hai y'all
Very funny CT

Penny Lebyane groomed HUUUUUUUUU?? ..........DJ Fresh my dear.
Thembi Seete Groomed Thsepho Mabona...........
Gucci is right let's look @ the bright side, bith these guyz r gud hubbies to their wife.

Lupi & David Tlale - Both have big hair and their sexuality is not certain ......these 2 are gr8 friendz.

Cutie Pie
14 Feb 2008 02:51

@ Gucci - Read on True Love - Katlego Danke's words "I've always said that i dont think the Man I'm supposed to be with is on this planet, what im looking for is ridiculous."
Mhhhh...makes u think

I think we know after choosing uAndile the kind of men she's lookin 4....but ke uAndy decided to be skelem...

I think also

Kabelo (Bouga Luv) & Bonnie Mbuli - After all the ups and downs of life, they turned to GOD for salvation

Toodecent
14 Feb 2008 02:53

Lelo Boyana and Danny K hi hi hi hi okare ka bona.
Sis Ribs and Fikile " mfethu o Phaphelang" Mbalula for obvious reasons, one needs a prayer and the other the ANC monies to help the domestic worker.

Tynt!
14 Feb 2008 02:57

@ Preshii

I feel u

awelani
14 Feb 2008 02:57

lol @ TDC.

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 02:57

hehehehehehe hai G.......ngeke ngisakhuluma kakhulu........maara i gots to ask this.......Penny's ex is a good husband..??......kanti what does being a good husband mean bakithi.......heheheh hai cha...AYEYE

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 03:00

Vmash & maWillies (sings intwenjani) for ukuwa bigtym with no hope of ever bouncing back again.

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 03:02

Z3.........i dont know about Tshepo.........but Penny's ex..............hai i beg to differ...

myname
14 Feb 2008 03:03

@ awelani he shuld talk 2 my lawyer luv Lol, the fact is, he did eat

andi01
14 Feb 2008 03:03

khanyo mbau & jacob zuma- for obvious reasons @ andi01,please explain- they love the high life with neither working hard for it nor educating themselves. their lack of education limits them from realising the after effects of seeking publicity bad.

Honeypot
14 Feb 2008 03:07

Cutie Pie, you hit the nail on the head(uyihlabe esikhonkosini).

I think Fats from Rythm City and Sunay(aka Kelly Khumalo) would make a perfect match they are both Virgins( or are they)!!!!!!

Tynt!
14 Feb 2008 03:08

Khethiwe en khaphela (both hav no lyf, 4eva in ada peeps issues)

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 03:10

Golden Star
14 Feb 2008 03:10

Mandla Mthembu & Uyanda Mbuli - They are trying so hard to be celebs at a mature age.

myname
14 Feb 2008 03:11

@Mizana plz sana spill the beans ........... do u know something we dont know & whats this Z3? Mna im left behind again nnxx

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 03:13

Sis Ribs & Mandoza ngesilungu esicrippled.

@mizami what do u know about ufresh that we dont know?

Toodecent
14 Feb 2008 03:14

Mandla Mthembu & Uyanda Mbuli - They are trying so hard to be celebs at a mature age. >>>>Ahahaha....I feel you!

Gucci
14 Feb 2008 03:14

Kelly Khumalo & Hlomla Dandala They love sex. @Myname
Hihihi....usenjena Myname?

LMAO @TDC ...Oh Lawd!!

Mizami: Ndigqibile ngawe ekse!!

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 03:15

the cat keeps catching my fingaz...apologies for the blank replies............i think i should be matched with Shona Ferguson..........i know u dont know this but i'm a celebrity 2.....i'm soloist in our church.......and oh i love em old and unavailable...........and good looking as well i dont want no Mandla Mthembu looking oldie

Preshiii
14 Feb 2008 03:16

off topic....am I the only one who cant access guestbooks no more...Tynt! I've been trying to post on your GB to no avail! Help!!!! Somebody please....

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 03:17

@ Honeypot I think Fats from Rythm City and Sunay(aka Kelly Khumalo) would make a perfect match they are both Virgins( or are they)!!!!!! uyayibeka mtshana! LOL!

Tynt!
14 Feb 2008 03:24

@ Preshii Pls try again , am anxiously waitin!!!

Back 2 topic:

Oprah en Utata (Madiba)!!! Gud samarithans

awelani
14 Feb 2008 03:26

Mizami.........but Penny's ex..............hai i beg to differ...Are u Fresh's sadie?? just curious.

myname
14 Feb 2008 03:27

@ Gucci HI luv ndohlala ndinje (in Mabrees voice). Hlengiwe Mhlaba & Vuyo Mokeona Good Revs (Mamumfundisi & Tatumfundisi. Claire Mawisa & Sbu from Generations dont know Ntando & Andile from LIVE The cutest gays in the world heeeee

awelani
14 Feb 2008 03:29

Kelly Khumalo &Britney Spears........they both love showcasing their nunus in public.

belz
14 Feb 2008 03:30

LOL my name on your sis ribs and hairy balls comments, hihihihi

awelani
14 Feb 2008 03:32

Myname: Ntando & Andile from LIVE The cutest gays in the world heeeee >>>>>> are they really gays?

azHOT
14 Feb 2008 03:38

@TDC= it never ceases to amaze me your dislike of Fikile Mbalula. The other night at a meeting I raised some of the opinions of TVSA bloggers about the ANCYL and esp. Mbalula, you should have been there to see the reactions=PRICELESS!!

i aplogise for going off topic...

Teej
14 Feb 2008 03:41

LOL @Cnglemother,what have you been smoking today(whatever it is keep it up)......I cant stop laughing at you comments.

Toodecent
14 Feb 2008 03:47

azHOT hit my PM about that or toodecent@tvsa.co.za I really hate the guy anyway..!

Gucci
14 Feb 2008 03:48

Myname: Ntando & Andile from LIVE The cutest gays in the world heeeee >>>>>> are they really gays? @Awelani
Ntando just recently got married. But ke they come in all packages...single or married.

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 03:52

thankx Teej!

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 03:56

Kuli Roberts & Mara Louw for being dumped by ngamadoda abelungu and now think all men are dogs & heartless bastards. Give us a break nanifunani esilungwini senibitter kangaka nje.

myname
14 Feb 2008 03:57

thanks Gucci & awelani I dont know dear it was just my match

Tynt!
14 Feb 2008 03:59

@CT: I wont comment on Manto Shabalala & Jackie Selebi issue!! Coz I wud be fired... My Head is Manto's son....

Damn he wud fire my Ass ASAP.....

Oh Tempatation is killin me, Bt 4 nw, u r s tr.................. wont finish

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 04:00

@myname....z3...is short for ZOZOZO...for me.....

@AWELANI.....konje what's a sadie..........heheheheh im josk......actually we in the same church choir

Gucci Love.........I love you

Tynt!
14 Feb 2008 04:01

Oopsy: I meant Temptation

myname
14 Feb 2008 04:10

Elana Afrika & Pam Andrews - They can be lesbians eziphaphayo. Utata uSkhweyiya & Manto - They need i-retirement ASAP. Unjengele Bantu Holomisa & de Villiers (4get her name but she is the mayor of Cape Town) - tell the way it is (straight talk).

Toodecent
14 Feb 2008 04:11

Cutie Pie your last sentence of your reply is not of a good course. I suggest you delete it.

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 04:12

Romy Titus (etv news reader, badboyt ex before Unathi) & Melanie Son, only two beautiful coloured chicks who have shagging famous black men but never succeding in making them marry them. shame gals, ask Dr Khumalo & David Kau's wives how its done. kunini benidla labafana bomdabu benganishadi.

maddie
14 Feb 2008 04:12

after watching tsepiso on Sunday being phoxwad by Thiboz, i agrree!!!

a lot of people were talking about it, was he really phoxaring her.

yhoo Thibos bathong!

LM
14 Feb 2008 04:20

myname
14 Feb 2008 04:23

Bonang from LIVE (i luv u girl & i dont know why) & Zamajobe - they can smoke 2gether................ Mr. Selwyn & Zandi Nhlapo - For standing up. ....................Brown Suiker & Shwashwi - Dont know hi hi hi hi

Tweet
14 Feb 2008 04:24

@ Cnglemother "Romy Titus (etv news reader, badboyt ex before Unathi) & Melanie Son, only two beautiful coloured chicks who have shagging famous black men but never succeding in making them marry them. shame gals, ask Dr Khumalo & David Kau's wives how its done. kunini benidla labafana bomdabu benganishadi"

Iyo! u really updated with Zelebs stories he? Eish...Romy is beautiful kodwa can't believe that Bab Boy T couldn't take her down the aisle......Interesting!

myname
14 Feb 2008 04:33

Grace from Generation & Clint Brink (spelling) from Scandal - so perfect

azHOT
14 Feb 2008 04:34

i just re-read this article and i believe the topic has been somewhat twisted...

Gucci
14 Feb 2008 04:35

Konje what does Zandi Nhlapho do Myname?

Cnglemother...haaibo uvelaphi ndiye...hehehe...u sure awunaZol(joint) under ur desk? LMAO at the Melanie and Romy Titus match...iyhoo!!

Gucci Love.........I love you @Mizami
Ndiyakuthanda nami self!!!

Mizami
14 Feb 2008 04:36

@ Cnglemother "Romy Titus (etv news reader, badboyt ex before Unathi) & Melanie Son, only two beautiful coloured chicks who have shagging famous black men but never succeding in making them marry them. shame gals, ask Dr Khumalo & David Kau's wives how its done. kunini benidla labafana bomdabu benganishadi"

HHEHEEHEH HAI CHA...I'M FINISHED.......COULD IT BE THAT THE POOR MELANIE IS THE ONE THAT RAN AWAY......COZ OF A PINKY FINGA FOR A SNAKE......./?? HEHEHEHEH IM JUST ASK

azHOT
14 Feb 2008 04:37

they'd be very beautiful together but i sense umdavazo wakhona (the "it") would be rather boring...

Cnglemother
14 Feb 2008 04:42

Bonny Mbuli & Mshoza for showing SA women ukuthi xa amadoda ephelile uthatha noba yintoni uThixo akupha yona, ngoba ukubachoosy kuyalambisa sometimes.And you find truelove where u least expect it.Thanks Cutipie for the article, it was entertaining. Im outa this place. ciao

@myname Mr. Selwyn & Zandi Nhlapo - For standing up, uyandigqiba big tym!

sisterk
14 Feb 2008 04:46

avho and kabelo ngakane. i can say thay make a good match.

>

sisterk
14 Feb 2008 04:48

guys dont you still remember tumi from mvhongo.she can also be a good match with kabelo

Cutie Pie
14 Feb 2008 04:55

Myname: Ntando & Andile from LIVE The cutest gays in the world heeeee >>>>>> are they really gays?

Mhhhhhh..sifunukwazi????

THE LAST SENTENCE GUYZ DELETED, IT CAN GET ME IN HOT WATER!!!!!LET'S NOT COMMENT ON IT.....

myname
14 Feb 2008 05:03

@ Gucci sana i heard (Zandi Nhlapo) she is working for some company but i dont know where & wena Gucci do you know something sana?

KittyKat
14 Feb 2008 05:19

Yey, Ntando is married, kanti when did this happen,
S'funukwazi?

LM
14 Feb 2008 05:25

@myname: Grace from Generation & Clint Brink (spelling) from Scandal - so perfect. This two are a couple in real life...and yes they are so cute together.

Makoenan
14 Feb 2008 05:31

This guys are defenately not Gay can you remember:

ANDILE: Said on national TV that he has Ten toothbrush left on ten
                different girlfriends(will a straigman ever say something as
                                                   rediculous as that? I dont know?

Ntando: Today married, tommorow never & never will!!!


As for us we always stay puzzled.

Anyway Gay or Bi-sexual they do their thing excellently.

PS: I mean Singing and Presenting

awelani
14 Feb 2008 05:38

Mizami @ ..konje what's a sadie..........heheheheh im josk......actually we in the same church choir ......sadie i meant roll on, Are u Fresh's roll-on (makhwapheni?)

Lex
14 Feb 2008 05:41

Cnglemother,u really are on a roll today ne.I'm sooooo finished.

myname
14 Feb 2008 05:43

Guys plz i said it was just an innocent match okey!!!!!!! Please ppl They are Straight BOTH of them.................. alright nhe

Preshiii
14 Feb 2008 05:45

umdavazo.....this word has me tli tli theking everytime....Does it mean what I think it means? Mokoto?

Gucci
14 Feb 2008 05:56

Bonny Mbuli & Mshoza for showing SA women ukuthi xa amadoda ephelile uthatha noba yintoni uThixo akupha yona, ngoba ukubachoosy kuyalambisa sometimes @ Cnglemother
Not ngo Bonnie please Cngle one...I love them both with Hubby to bits futhi.

Yey, Ntando is married, kanti when did this happen,
S'funukwazi? KittyKat
Its still fresh KittyKat...

@ Gucci sana i heard (Zandi Nhlapo) she is working for some company but i dont know where & wena Gucci do you know something sana? @Myname
*sigh*

Brown Shuga
14 Feb 2008 10:52

Heheheheheh

suzzy82
14 Feb 2008 16:55

heeeeeeeeeee!!!!hi hi hi hi LILIAN DUBE&TSHAWE lol lol lol lolololo
Ngonde balfour &Queen ha ha ha ha

Vho Susan (her eyes) Kabelo Ngakane (his mouth)=andifuni mcuku mna lol lol lol

LOL

Babyface
15 Feb 2008 04:20

Khaphela from Gen & Mam Egness Matabane from Isidingo. they are too good to be true!!

ndondozi
22 Feb 2008 07:43

Guys have you had that our queen of gospel is swinging both ways?

tsoo
09 Apr 2008 06:14

Cutie pie u r rite especially abt Somizi & Kci.
Now here's my match

1. Malome Tshepo( Muvhango) & Manto Tshabalala - Ba rata booze
2. Kelly Khumalo & Jabu Pule - They luv being on the front page of every
sunday's newspaper

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