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Written by Vutmi from the blog Story Book on 21 Feb 2008
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When i was in high school, my friends and i had  a note book where we wrote a story all 4 us. i would write a paragraph and pass it to the other friend and it will go on and on until we get this really unusual story line with four different imaginations. After reading all the responces on Generations Teasers i realise that most of the TVSA members have quite an imagination. So, i thought it would be really fun if we could all participate in writting a storyline. I will write the first paragraph and y'all can add whatever. I drafted some simple rules to follow when writting this great story of all:

1. You can add characters, but please try to describe them.
2. when adding your story line, first write cont from vutmi or whomever you following up on, cause i realised that its possible that more than one blogger can respond at the same time.
3. The story line can be comedy, tragic, horror, romance, basically whatever tickles your fancy.


Okay since we got the rules out of the way, here it goes:

Tittle: Untitled (anybody can suggest a title)

Characters
Carlita (big bossomed, tall, dark, with chiskop)

Carlita  looked away from the laptop with tears in her eyes, she couldnt believe what she just saw in there. How could he do something like this? after everything she's done for him. She blinked away the tears, went to the bedroom and...




272 Comments

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 01:31

ps: Carlita's apartment is on the fourth floor!

J-Girl
21 Feb 2008 01:39

tl tl tl...this is gonna be fun, 
i am no creative writer but i am looking 4ward to this story...
needles to say, cant contribute just yet

Toodecent
21 Feb 2008 01:47

Cont from Vutmi
She then stood outside of her apatments balcony, breathing fresh air and looking at the beautiful waves from the see. Carlita imediately that there could be more to life than crying over a damn looser....but still something tells her to confront him...............

Toodecent
21 Feb 2008 01:48

Cont from Vutmi
She then stood outside of her apatments balcony, breathing fresh air and looking at the beautiful waves from the sea. Carlita imediately that there could be more to life than crying over a damn looser....but still something tells her to confront him...............

Zara.
21 Feb 2008 01:54

Cont from TDC:
Carlita went back inside the room the apartment, to double check what she has seen...Are her eyes seeing properly or is it just her imagination. Could this be Andile on the picture with a girl in a very compromised position. Is this a prank...could it be someone from the office who plays around with photoshop a lot or is it a genuine photo.

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 02:16

Cont from Zara
She took another look, wait a minute, something doesnt seem right here, is that a..no it cant be. not her andile. the girl on the picture doesnt look like a girl at all

sponono
21 Feb 2008 02:28

suggested Title...: Adventures of Carlita

cont  from Vutmi.....
..
oh my god  its my cousin Viniza..she recognizes the tattoo on his left leg..the same one he came to show her when she first introduced him to Andile..and she didnt expcet any of this...she sits down but cant help staring at the photo hoping and praying that its not him..but the more she wishes it snot him theo more clearer the picture seems..until..her assitant taps her shoulder...

Zazacious
21 Feb 2008 02:34

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why you guys are creative and am cracking up please continue
ASSEMBLIEF

sponono
21 Feb 2008 02:42

BTW ..Carlita's assistant is actually her helping mama/anti

spice
21 Feb 2008 02:45

cont fron Spo

is this Andile 's way of thanking me ? after everything I have done for her the sacrifices' the lies and the secrets i have kept about her I almost lost everything because of this ,now she goes and sleep with my husband !!!!!!!!

spice
21 Feb 2008 02:46

Now im confused

sponono
21 Feb 2008 02:48

SPICE  LOL...andile is a GUY. angithi   and he's shtupping Carlita's cousin Viniza who is a GUY as well...in other words its the whole afta9 thing angithi...or you twisted it....

Sam2say
21 Feb 2008 02:48

Con form sponono

In disbelieve that her cousin would do such a thing to her, not forgetting he is gay and he was the one person she trusted the most since all her friends have been betraying her and taking all her man, she goes bach to the balcony and cries her eye of, her assistant has no clue what just happend.........

spice
21 Feb 2008 02:48

Carlita is white by the way she was adopted by a rich black family

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 02:49

@ spice Andile is Carlita's boyfriend/husband. atleast that's what i think 

sponono
21 Feb 2008 02:50

ok Spice...after erything Carlita has done for cousin Viniza..he goes and shgs her husband...and then the same husband whom Carlita saved from life after ten years in jail....She's thining of all her friends who kept telling her not to date an ex-convict but she had faith in him and ened up marrying him..now he's shagging her counsin Viniza....she cant even hear the maid calling her name

Zara.
21 Feb 2008 02:51

Cont from Sponza

Assistant: Sisi, sisi, sisi.
Carlita : What Rejoice, what to do you want
Assistant: Its your cousin (Ruben) on the phone.

Carlita starts to panick, what on heaven is she gonna say to Ruben now. She so wishes she can sharved something nasty up his behind or maybe shoot him. But he's family.

Ruben: Hi Carli darling, I was just wondering when are you and Andile meeting for dinner. You know you are my favourite cousin and as much as I want to see you I don't wanna come when Andile is around

The things come clear on Carlita, she has always received these kinda calls from Ruben and no matter how much he promised, he seemed to peach uop everytime her and Andile would meet.

A train of thoghts runs on her mind...OMG, I've been sharing Andile with my cousin, my favourite metrosexualt cousin, the one who goes shopping with me - Ruben

spice
21 Feb 2008 02:52

She is devasted trembling and still can't beleive what she just saw ,Maria noticed that her madam is in tears being her nosy self she doesn't think twicweabout getting the umgozi from Carilta by the way she has worked for the family since Carlita was in nappies

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 02:53

then its an ad break to keep the suspense?he he he by the way is thi a soap?

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 02:53

cont from sponono
'madam? madam?' she snaps out of it and looks at her maid. "what?" she asks. MAid: "there is someone to see you madam."

sponono
21 Feb 2008 02:53

Vutmi can you try upload pics of Carlitas look-alikes and other charecters  at least we'll have a clue  , so far we have Andile, Viniza the cousin, and the maid/assistant

spice
21 Feb 2008 02:55

ok hold on who's ruben now Zara?

sponono
21 Feb 2008 02:57

Spice....Ruben is actually Viniza..thats the name Carlita's black rfamily gave him but she still calls him Ruben now and then..so the made is Rejoice

spice
21 Feb 2008 02:58

THIS IS SO DAMN INTERESTING I LUUUUUUUUUUUUV THIS (ok guyz that was an ad break) LOL

by the way kiss kiss Vutomi this will be the best soap ever  

sponono
21 Feb 2008 02:58

cont from Vutmi...
Carlita is dzed and cnfused..she's just finished talkin to ruben ont he phone and the bastard is probably at the door...or is it someone else...Oh god I hope its not him

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 02:59

ok not back to the storry?

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 03:00

"In disbelieve that her cousin would do such a thing to her, not forgetting he is gay and he was the one person she trusted the most since all her friends have been betraying her and taking all her man, she goes bach to the balcony and cries her eye of, her assistant has no clue what just happend........."

Continuing from Sam2say
.........she then decides to hell with crying and she goes to the shop to buy iDunhill, the cashier tells her the price has gone up by 66c, unbelievable she screams...........everything is just going wrong and the she asks for iJonny Walker, then they tell her the price of ugologo has also gone up by R2.75...............then she asks the cashier, does anyone have any good news for me...........then a little voice says to her in her head: "21 March 2008, is Easter Friday, go to church for the first time in ur life dear child"............

spice
21 Feb 2008 03:00

Why dont we change the title to "the white sheep of the family" LOL 

Toodecent
21 Feb 2008 03:02

Nonny am loving that sense.... it rocks.

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:05

NOnnY you are killing me>>>>>>>

Zara.
21 Feb 2008 03:05

Spono - Ruben and Viniza, the cousin
Rejoice/Mary - the maid

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:07

cont from Nonny...Ok she did all this and then went back to her flat/apartment and sat down to look at the photo again with her Dunhill on hand postponing the church thing for now until she can deal with this

and the maid keeps calling about someone at the door...so she saunters with her big boosom afta coupla Jwalker shots..to the door  with lotts of attitude  "who the fu*k is that"

and standing by the door  is the plumber  she forgot she had called when she came home

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:12

A plumber wholooks like Denzel washington?are you sure he dialed the plumber or the Pimp from the newspaper cuts she had in her purse?but the last thing she needs is a man as she is confussed and valnarable what will happen next

stay tuned for more aftre the break!!!

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 03:14

cont from sponono

She stood there staring the plumber up and down, she considered his overalls, his dirty hands, his abs and an she got an idea

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:17

back from the break

cont from farai
Oh wow ..she's a bit dizzy now..is it Denzel  or just my eye or the JWalker doin its thing..but dang thats one fine brother....now she cant remebr whether she called a plumber or an escort...cause Andile was not doing the job properly anymore....oh what the hack plumber or escrto..."come in bhuti  the kitchen is this side..."  but she's actually pointing to the launge...meanwhile  Rejoice  is just standing there int eh kitchen  mouth agape...!!!

Toodecent
21 Feb 2008 03:17

cont from sponono

She stood there staring the plumber up and down, she considered his overalls, his dirty hands, his abs and an she got an idea>>>
TDC the viewer starts getting a dirty mind... he yells" mamatute and radinaka its time you sleep* t(o the children) .LOL

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:18

cont from vutmi yes she got the idea to let him in

spice
21 Feb 2008 03:19

y' all are messing up the plot with youre dunhill and jonnie walker SH*T 
Carlita is suppose to be a miss goody too shoes lovely, beautiful,kind hearted and respectable person

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:21

Spice ..she is like that  but vandag  is such a f*cked up day in her life  and she's feeling used and slutty for a changeso she's letting go....right now she's got the plumber in her hands  in the launge..WHAT SHOULD CARLITA DO

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:24

@spice there are no rules?didnt you read that?plus we are the directors!!read on man!

Toodecent
21 Feb 2008 03:26

Ad Break and Insert....

Hi this is Television SA and Vutmi Productions member TDC, whatever you do PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Back to Drama....

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:27

we need to put in the words now these people havent said anything yet arent they talking to each other?

Golden Star
21 Feb 2008 03:29

@Vutmi u gonna get me fired I'm laughing out loud like a lunatic.
This is excellent and all of you guys are hilariously creative but legal type bloggers should intervene and take care of copyright issues. Phela the story is in danger we all know Mr Mfundi of Generubbish is fresh out of ideas (as always). Arthur might just turn it into a bad song and even RKelly might make more chapters out of this.
I'll be back to add to the storyline...

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:31

farai...phela the way the plumber is...you can cut the tension with a knife...LOL ..Carlita is just speechless....so they head for the launge.....until he says.."are you ok"......she looks at hime with such hungry eyea and longing and she looks at him strong arms and thinks of Andile and his skinny self  she stats sweating...she moves closer to the plumber..breathing heavily.he just standts there in his vest and shorts.....Rejoice is just standing in the kitchen watching the whole thing
the next thing... 

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:34

"you must be good at what you do"Calita said...."and i really apologise im not my self today?.....the plumber ok we will call him Lethabo! answers 'im at your service maam....so wats the problem and have you been crying?'.....

monchooza
21 Feb 2008 03:35

Vutmi load pics and then edit the article by adding the characters that has surfaced. so that everybody can know who is who in this Adventures of Carlita soap

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 03:39

right now she's got the plumber in her hands in the launge..WHAT SHOULD CARLITA DO - CONT from Spopo

Carlita:
Would you like sonething to drink or......???
Plumber: no Mam show me where is yo problem
Carlita : ehhh  my sink is leaking anndddd???
Plumber : Which sink Mam , Kitchen ,Bathroom???? rolling his eyes
Maid : KITCHEN (shouting her lungs out)
Carlita : NO NO no that one (interupting the maid).....actually is not  the Kitchen Sink SIr its my sink im my ensuit....i think its Blocked or something....
Plumber: Oh well I'll look at it im sure ill be able to fix it
Maid: (OMG run Mr Plumber, run for your Life ........) thoughts running in her mind
Carlita : My bedroom is this side......come by the way You are ???

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 03:41

"she is like that but vandag is such a f*cked up day in her life and she's feeling used and slutty for a changeso she's letting go....right now she's got the plumber in her hands in the launge..WHAT SHOULD CARLITA DO"

@ Sponza........I like where this is going, must I continue, or will someone else do the honours???

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:41

are the pipes that bad that they are making you cry maam? Lethabo the plumber joked not wanting her to get into details........

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:43

LOL @ KIm's maid shouting

cont from Kim Poss....
my name is Lethab but my frineds call me Sjura

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:47

on the way veiwing the house Lethabo could not help but notice the potraite of a man which was on the picture.....then unexpectedly he said  ' wow he is cute? is he your husband ?"

awelani
21 Feb 2008 03:49

cont from farai:
lethabo thinking (He looks kinda familiar)

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:50

LOL sponono LMAO Sjura yho!

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 03:51

Cont, from Kimmy!!!

Plumber: Ur bedroom sink has been fixed, do u perhaps any other LEAKS that need to be attended to???
Carlita: Well since u are so good at what u do then..................
Maid: *running so fast*............Sir, my bedroom has a leak as well and I need ur help ASAP!!
Carlita: Now listen hear Joyce, I'm sure u have a lot of cleaning to do so get going and I am paying this plumber by the hour, so plz leave me to it.
Maid: But Medem........*crying ngoba usevele wachama from just looking at the hot body yeplumber*
Carlita
: Not buts
Maid: *maid walks away shaking her never been tapped in a long while ass & curing the medem as she walks*................LOL

Ad break...............u know that irritaing Zola Cell C one, that's the one that's playing, so enjoy.............hehehe............I'm loving this!!!

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 03:53

I meant she was cursing the medem as she walks!!!

awelani
21 Feb 2008 03:53

lol@ Nonny, u r ceding me,

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:56

back from the break..and so are the Adventures of Carlita

cont from nonny
the tow of them  head for the bedroom
Carlita...so Sjura..what else are you good at
Sjura..You'll soon find out
....an then in the bedroom....(I dont hink we need to be explicit guys  there are senstivite viewers and all)....

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 03:57

cont from awelani?

Sjura told Carlata that he might have met him somewhere but cant remember exactly.......but then again Rejoice was a bit happy inside as she knew that her madam Carlata only dates man for their money and class not their looks?besides he was just a plumber or was he?

sponono
21 Feb 2008 03:59

BUT..
cont from meself
..an hour later....
Carlita..calling " (Rejoice...please call the ambulence
Madam...: Why
Sjura... just do it damn it we're suffering here

thrity minues later the paramedics arrive...and when they open the bedroom door..what do they find..but two bodies twisting trying to seperate...and..

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 04:02

cont from faraimagic

Rejoice then decided to get the Lethabo something to drink from the kitchen. on her way there she slipped and fell. bang!!!! that was the sound of her head hitting the wall. then it was blank

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 04:02

Cont. from Nonny and her angry maid..............

The made fones her best friend Sophia and gives her the low down. She tells her that there is this hot plumber in the house and uyamuhalela, but now the medem is being a b!tch and she wants the plumber to herself. 

Sophia: Listen her we Joyce ou, do u remember that muthi that mama Kim Possible missed for you.
Joyce: My friend u know uKimmy supplies me with allot of stuff, now remind me with one to use.
Sophia: OK, mngani use the one written :"BHEKA MINA NGEDWA", once u apply it, the medem will be invisible to the plumbers eyes, he will only see you
Maid: Dankie mmngani, I am applying it right now, then I will wear medem's wonder bra (that Baas bought her on Valentines)...........khona amabele ezoputshuka kamnandi..............LOL........ After words I will unbuttom the first three buttons of my apron, so Mr Plumber can have a clear view of my assets and then ngizo yenza sho ukuthi ngiyalikhumula idiloza, so sizoshaya into esheshayo.................and then.................

Ad break again..............Eish........what can we do we have to contribute to decrease Queen Moroka's bags trust fund, so let us enjoy the ad breadk........LOL

Toodecent
21 Feb 2008 04:02

Cont from Sponono
In comes Andile... passing by at home to get his memory stick that contained important documents.

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 04:04

mean while in Carlata's head she was thinking how can such an amazing man be a plumber?after leading him to the Bedroom sink she got a phone call from one of her girl frends to meet her at a near by mall for a chat and coffee.....but before she left Lethabo had tried his luck with her as he was also single after breaking up with his wife of 7 years.....'I have shown you wats need to be done so get on with your job i will come and pay you when i come back..and plise dont put your dirty ass on my carpet its Italian>..........

mabhebheza
21 Feb 2008 04:06

Cont 4rm Nonny
Maid: ( cursing the madam as she walks ) Undiqela kakubi eliqwirhakazi!!
subtitles...This witch just irritates the hell out of me

She bumps in2 Mandla the garden boy looking all sweaty and hunky 
Mandla: AW Sisi wat seems 2b troubling u? 
Maid: Eish wat else if its not this good 4nothing demanding madam Carlita
Mandla: Ah cool down take a seat let me go and get u glass of water

As he walk in the house he is amazed at wat he walks in2...
flabagasted mandla: Mame shane!!!!! And then wat is this???

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 04:07

I ment mama Kim Possible mixed for you.............

awelani
21 Feb 2008 04:07

cont from TDC:
WTF, sjura, what the hell r u doing here......

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 04:10

"Maid: ( cursing the madam as she walks ) Undiqela kakubi eliqwirhakazi!!
subtitles...This witch just irritates the hell out of me".............Mabhebheza
, u are killing me mngani, u even remembered subtitles and all!!!

zazalicious
21 Feb 2008 04:11

u guys are crazy I'm loving this u are all so creative yerrrrrrrrr

awelani
21 Feb 2008 04:11

cont from mabhebhey:
Maid: (while waiting for mandla to bring her a glass of water) Yesses, lo madam, first it was mandla, now she wants the plumber, angeke, ngi zo mubonisa namhlanje....

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 04:12

Lethabo realised that she was rude and the type who wud date a man for his money......now the juicey part  Lethabo was one of the Propety owners in a fancy tonw called Paradise where Carlata rented her 4th flour appartment but after the devorce from his wife Lethabo usually took most of his time Servicing  the pipes and the garden of Letha's Mews.....for Lethabo's Mews.....so everyone thot he was really a plumber!

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 04:13

Ok............due to the sensitive viewers on board...........I will leave it to ya'll ma bloggers to continue the storyline ka Carlita, coz if I do, u know what direction this story will take and it will need that 18SLNVP sign which eTV refuses to give me coz they are currently using for that Emmauel show of theirs.........so entertain me with ur creativity people!!!

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 04:16

eccept for Andile who knew Lethabo for  what he was besides Lethabo  and Andile used toattend the same varstiy!

sponono
21 Feb 2008 04:16

the last time I checked Sjura and Cartlina were stuck afta doin the kama sutra and the paramedics had to come and seprte their nunu's........

I think this is when the maid went back to call her friend Sophia to update her...about this fiasco...and of course Andile walks in to collect his memory stick  and what he finds is paramedics and Carltina stuck under Sjrua and she says "uwe wonke lo...if you didnt go for Viniza's ass I wouldnt be in this mess"..and then  the paramedics wheel them out of the apartment..but not before...

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 04:20

Cont from Nonny+ Mabhebhy+ Awelani: 

Maid: Please gaaddd let this Plumber man look at me so that my Muti will wek (crossing her fingers) thinking about what Sohia has said to her......
Mandla(Garden Boy) : coming back from the house..... I have seen something shocking ...i ...i....i dnt know.....
Maid: Talk man stop stuttering......
Mandla : mad ....madam....madam Carlita and and the the Plumber.....
Maid : What ??? raising one eye brow
Mandla : and and Baas andile....andile in the...car
Maid: INI???? subtitle (WHAT in disbilief) YOU MEAN .....he is....





Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 04:21

this is sooo hillarious, im trying to upload the pictures for the characters & im struggling. please help. i found this cool pictures that will blend well with the storyline.

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 04:23

after a while Carlata came back from coffe with her frend she found Lethabo done with the job!the onlt thing she remembered of him was that ovaral wrtten Letha's mews and in the back in bold letters PLUMBING     then in small letters Your *bleep!* is our business.......in the mean time there was a loud knock on the door and Carlata did not recognise the man who was standing at the door ...as it was Lethabo all dressed up in a pin stripped suit designed by one of the top Designers...Lethabo had came to collect his money for the plumbing.....

Feza
21 Feb 2008 04:26

huu hee eh!

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 04:27

my brains are about to explore im outa here!

sponono
21 Feb 2008 04:31

SENGI-DIDEKILE-KE MANJE.....

mabhebheza
21 Feb 2008 04:35

Cont 4rm KIM P

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

Its all dark
... ...Bloggers shouting ( WTF!!)checking 4 connection cables*cursing the boss* picking heir phones calling the techinician : My PC has just went black

Boss walking in :Becoz Eskom has started its nonsense Load sheddding dear..a good 2hrs yah i suggest a file my papers quite messy dont u think hey?

Moonchoza mom shouting @tembisa..y wena mfana phakamisa i main switch im watching Carlita soapy and switch off that fong kong Jam blaster yakho it trigger the electricity
Monchooza mumbly! i main switch i right mos mama..nawe u want me 2stand up 4sweets and peanuts sake haai!

Dimago
21 Feb 2008 04:35

wow! this is really cool...wish i had time to read and contribute...

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 04:37

Bye Farai*waving like a luny* - nami was also confused by the luvbug about his story line......

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 04:39

LMFAO @ Mabheby - Shu u r creative Buzum......

mabhebheza
21 Feb 2008 04:41

@Sponono ( engididekile..) Spo it load shedding ...Ncime izibani
Nonny pls call ur contacts at Eskom phela the bloggers are intrigued manje..Vutmi wants 2upload izithombe..moderators help out!!

WhiteSockGirl
21 Feb 2008 04:43

Damn, you guys are way too creative.  I will make time tonight and read.  Suggestion, why don't someone start another with TVSA characters.  That would be fun.  I will make spice date a white guy!

Enjoy!  My work is endless...

sponono
21 Feb 2008 04:44

Ok Kim back to the adventures of Carlita...so the maid is being told by the garden boy Mandla about Sjura and Andile shagging in the car.....meanwhile CArlita and Sjura are bieng taken to hospy because their nunu's got stuck from too much shaggathon...whats next.....

belz
21 Feb 2008 04:44

ROFTLMAO, but why all these breaks, kanti izobe ikufosho yini this soapie?? phela we know them ngama add breaks. Nice one Vutmi, im bringing another character to this soapie.

sponono
21 Feb 2008 04:49

cont
Andile is standing there  trying to put it al together....yes he did shag Viniza...but he did not shag Sjura he just smooched him and sjura didnt want any of that after9 downlow *bleep!*...so they were not even on speaking terms, but andile is wondering Why Sjura is at Carlita's place stuck on her punani....was he trying to prove a point.....qnd he wants to still that picture coz he doenst know who planted it...WAS IS SJURA who planted the pic......MMMHHH

justa s he's still stadning there, the house phone  rings, its Ruben-Viniza...looking for Carlita...and Andile answers.....and Rejoice is istening to the whole conversation fo tehm plotting to .....(i donno)

awelani
21 Feb 2008 04:51

cont from spopo:
they're being attended by Sjura's x-wife (she's a DR)  and she & carlita used to be roommates @ school and she says,,,,,,,,,

awelani
21 Feb 2008 04:55

spopo u r confusing me now, 1st they're on their way to hospy, now they're in the house, which 1 is which, help me andastand assemblief.

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 04:58

LOL............Mabhebheza, gal u are damn creative u are making me laugh non stop, I'm loving ur Eskom and Monchooza story line, iyashaya buzum!!!

sponono
21 Feb 2008 05:00

@awelani   .ok now they  have left the flat/apartment  angithi its taking the paramedics long to move them form house to hospy...but you are on point Sjura's ex-wife is attending to them now that they are in hospy..already..and then what doest she have to say when she opens the sheet covering them...she sees Sjura on top first..and

cont awi

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 05:03

Cont. from Me Myself & I (hehehe Director LOL) jus kidding bantu

Inside the ambulanse on their way to King Edward Hospital.....
Carlita : Lethabo Who are you kahle kahle???
Lethabo (Plumber): To late for that question!!!
Andile : I can not beleive that You TWO mmmmm u make me sick!!!!
Carlita & Lethabo : YOU SHUTUP !!! (saying so loud that the driver almost missed a turn ) 
Carlita : Andile this is clearly not the time to talk okay al i want is this man's D*ck out that's all that we can talk...(moving his lower body trying to pull back from Lethabo)
Andile: Talk about what....????
Lethabo:  People can't you solve this later.......(his voice trembling from pain he gets when Carlita moves)

Andile biting his nails looking at his wife stuck with another man....... he is thinking....



sponono
21 Feb 2008 05:07

meanwhile..telephone conversation between Andile and Viniza

Andile: hey where are you
Viniza/Ruben:...oh hey baby its you ..i miss you
Andile: eish i cant come there why dont you go to my place i'll meet you there
Ruben:  well if only I could walk afta what you did to me the whole week I havent been able to walk
Andile....What!!!1
Viniza...: well yeah  your  bhokolosh  nearly killed me.....

and Rejoice is listenign on the other line..with a shocked look on her face...a it turns out Andile is a well known Schleb...and Rejoice is planning to sell the story to shwashwi..so she's taking notes...stay tuned.

awelani
21 Feb 2008 05:11

spopo no kimmy hai u r finishing, tltltltltltltl

sponono
21 Feb 2008 05:12

OK Kim change of scene(for your script)
...Ruben had managed to slowly walk to Carlita's place only to find that they had left (with Andile) for hospital...so I guess he's calling Andile on his cell phone  and Andiel is whisperin so Carlita cant hear

for those who might be lost...Lethabo is Sjura's real name..and Robin is Viniza's mpenso name

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 05:12

Sponono.............damn bro, u take creativity to another level!!!

monchooza
21 Feb 2008 05:14

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi............wuuuwiiii

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 05:15

ROTFLMA @ Kimmy's storyline!!!

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 05:17

Hayi guys, stop now, someone say something boring, coz all this laughing is hurting me now............LOL till the end of time!!!

mabhebheza
21 Feb 2008 05:18

Cont 4rm Kim P

Andile thinking
.....Nkosi yam( sub titles) my God ...What have i done 2deserve this maar...( a little dvilish voice inside him suggest) hey this can be a  great adventerous 3sum..hi hi ) 
NO ,NO No!!.he tries 2pull himself 2getha Phuma kimi Satani( leave me Devil)
Ambulance driver alone takes his ova( 4ne in the car) Hey come in Ova!! an u hear me...
Yes Ova 2..i can hear u talk 2me yini 
A Driver: Mihlola Nkosi...Tell all the doctors and nurses 2prepare this is a serious never been seen emergency ..make sure Daily Sun is the phela this a News!!

Ova 2: amazed Serious....!!
@
the back in the ambulance Andile is furious ,Carlita and Lethabo cant take the pain anymore they moarning..mama yo ah atshuuu yhoo!!





Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 05:24

Recapping on the characters;

Viniza/Ruben - CArlita's cousin who seems to be shagging everything in two feet
Andile - Carlita's husband, whose also in Viniza's shagadelic list
Carlita - the women in between
Rejoice - carlita's nosy maid & damn irritating too. she's seems to be sexually frustated.
Lethabo/Sjura - Plumber / mysterious man
Dr (Sjura's x-wife, no name yet)

hope this helps.
please correct me if i got the characters wrong

myname
21 Feb 2008 05:26

then.................................... so hilarious guys

sponono
21 Feb 2008 05:28

i hope there's no paparazi when the ambulance reaches bharagwanath...or is it some posh hospy......coza Andile being a Schleb  will be hounded by the paparazi

sponono
21 Feb 2008 05:38

Meanwhile...back in Carlita's house...a huge fight erupted between mandla.the garden boy, rejoice, and Viniza

while Viniza was on the phone Rejoice and Mandla were tryin to get it on in Carlita's bedroom.and Viniza came in and threatened to tell carlita...and Rejoice cathces him stealing a look at Mandla's totoloz....and woH!!

Rejoice"  lalela wena viniza  ngikhathele ilob'tikila'yn bakho...usumtholile uandile  manje usufun'Mandla-(tired of your sluttines you got andile now mandla)

Rubenviniza:  just give me a brek you can see he wants me too
Mandla...Hayi mina sis Rejoice lomfana uyabheda..hes talkin nonsense

Rejoice:  ngizo'kqhumisa ngempama uphaphatheke nedijana lelo ngiya'ktshela--I'll slap you and you'll go flyin with your weak ass

Ruben:  I'll get you fired..
....while mandla is trying to find his pants

Rejoice jumps at Viniza (still  in her pitikot and her mega boobs), she pulls him ngama dreads wakhe
...and then....(.somebody continue)

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 05:47

"A Driver: Mihlola Nkosi...Tell all the doctors and nurses 2prepare this is a serious never been seen emergency ..make sure Daily Sun is there phela this a News!!"............ROTFLMAO, Mabe's this is too much, neway thanks for the character recap Vutmi, I am loving ur blog!!!

They get to the hospital and the Daily Sun is there and all the Sunday Tabloids..........as they look through the ambulance window they say..........

Carlita: OMG, what am I gonna be, I'm gonna be on the papers without makeup and all these stretch marks people don't know I have, phela I am like the SA Halle Berry here..........LOL
Plumber: Woman is that all u can think about, mina I'm gonna loose business if this gets in the papers, people will never need me for their services coz they will think I'm a perv.
Ambulance Driver - Well guys, smile for the camera, I want my family eNatal to see that I am doing well la eJozi, so plz get ready coz either way u have to enter the hospital and the media is waiting for u..........hehee

Ad break.............(OK OK it's no ad break, I eman smoke break gys..........LOL)


awelani
21 Feb 2008 05:47

spopo, please stop(still in her pitikot and her mega boobs) LOL

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 05:54

Cont from Spopo:
Rejoice jumps at Viniza (still in her pitikot and her mega boobs), she pulls him ngama dreads wakhe...and then...

Rejoice: Come la Mandla nami i want you....
Mandla : Please sis Re....i didnt
Rejoice: Wait where is that stuff that Sophia said i must put it in my punani  inorder for me to HOT...iphi ishandisi yam....
Mandla: No sis Rejoice ....No means NO....
Rejoice: But you said Yes to Rubenviniza, woza la
Mandla : I ...i didnt , its him who........
Rejoice: Sharap and give it to me......

While mandla was being 'raped " by Rejoice....Rubenviniza was.....

sponono
21 Feb 2008 06:01

cont from kim
....Viniza ..is trying to get everything on tape..so he's holdin a vid-cam he found in Carlita's room..but these two are so into it..they push him one side..and he happens to be standing by the window...and befor you can say...boo...he falls out of the fourth floor window......way down to the parking concrete......and Rejoice and Mandla in shock rush towards the window to see....and there he is lying twisted....

IS HE DEAD...????

Pooky
21 Feb 2008 06:12

Conti from Sponza

....
and he happens to  land right infront of of detective Nyanzela's police van clearly shocked and still holding his zol on one hand   the detective manages to swerve to the right, narrowly missing running over him with his van.....

continue....

awelani
21 Feb 2008 06:12

cont from spopo:
no he is not dead, he is unconscious, then MaRej (Mandla&Rejoice) col the ambulance and he is taken to the same hopsy where carly & sjura are @, andile sees him (viniza) as they push him to the operating room, now he is confused, where daz he go, to his wyf or his lover and then..........

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 06:14

@ Sponopo - No he's not dead, he gets up and screams............I am Shembe, this God of ephakameni, ngivuka sengifile..............LOL

Daily Sun - Main headline
"Shembe dies and wakes up AGAIN....."

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 06:20

Cont from Awelani...

Andile heart is torn between his two lovers....who must he choose his wife whos  stuck wif anaother mans di** and his lover who wanted to shag his garden boy...he then decides to go to......

Cutie Pie
21 Feb 2008 06:23

From Kim Possible
@ the house :
While mandla was being 'raped " by Rejoice....Rubenviniza was.....

Thinking " Yhu le b*tch is taking this man. Phela i'm the hottest "queen" ever, ngizomboninsa" He pulled Rejoice off Mandla by her pitokot...
And a White Big Step-In (BIG PANTYS) show

Viniza : Suka gqwirha, uMandla is mine. Ucinga ukuba uMindlos uzakufuna njani with uGxamse ongaka (How do u think Mindloz will want you with these big panty's)?

Rejoice : Jonga apha bhuti, i'm tired of getting left overs, ngowam uMandla

Viniza :  Sies maan, u should start looking for g-strings bi*ch..Maybe you'll stop taking leftovers..

Rejoice : (THINKING) "Yho mara, uVini must be right, i will take ezi zika Sisi (Madam)".....

AT THE HOSPITAL (FROM NONNY)

Ambulance Driver - Well guys, smile for the camera, I want my family eNatal to see that I am doing well la eJozi, so plz get ready coz either way u have to enter the hospital and the media is waiting for u..........hehee

Mandla immediately decides that he does not want his wife to be seen on Newspapers, his dignity will be affect as well

Mandla : Mshayeli (Driver), here is a R1,000 rands, you can give it to your family in KZN. Just drive past this papparazi. Just stop by the door

Driver : Think as well "Hayi bantu, le Daily Sun won't give me this R1,000, so let me take the money". He accepts the money from Mandla

Carlito & Sjura : Both Thinking "Oh, thanks God, he's a dog, but unobuntu"

They get safley in the hospital without any interruptions/papparazzi

Sjura's Wife (Let's call her Sandy) : Hawuu bantu, zange undiphe oluhlobo Sjura. Yhini ugqibele kudala? Yhini kanti lento wawungandiphi kanje nam?

Sjura : Look here Sandy, stop the drama, just take my vors out of here

Sandy :  Without arguing, puts her stuff and detangles them

Carlito : Thanks a lot sisi (to Sandy), "Mandla mina nawe we still need to talk"

Ad break....

Pooky
21 Feb 2008 06:23

Daily Sun - Main headline
"Shembe dies and wakes up AGAIN....."


ROTFLMAO................Nonny, Nonny did you not mention somewhere that you're leaving the storyline to amanye amabloggaz???? manje sosithi gqhi ngama headlines angibulalayo

joy
21 Feb 2008 06:24

cont from awelani, 
andile, torn btwn his wife whom he dsnt really love and his makhwapheni, uviniza, cannot handle his emotions, he must confide in somebody and around is dr (sjura's ex wife)
their eyes meet, lock into each other, they fall madly inlove, and plot to let carlita die in the operation room,when dr ex sjura does the operation to separate her ex from carlita!

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 06:26

Eish Pooky ma friend, I can't control my creativity levels...........LOL

sponono
21 Feb 2008 06:29

cont from

andile decides to go to the mens room to decide....guess who's there.....(remebr Andile is an ex-convict..arrested for killing his fellow bandmate..when he was singing..Scathamiya..Andile and the Boys)...so when he sees this guy in the toilet he recognises him as the same guy who he was arrested with...and this guy had made him his shagging toy in jail....so andile is standing there and everything comes back and he's seeing black..so he pull out a .......

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 06:30

"Mandla : Mshayeli (Driver), here is a R1,000 rands, you can give it to your family in KZN. Just drive past this papparazi. Just stop by the door"............Cutie Pie, what are u doing to me, yazi the visuals of this soapy are so hilarious..........ROTFLMAO!!!

"Carlito & Sjura : Both Thinking "Oh, thanks God, he's a dog, but unobuntu" ..........hehehe........damn u are good!!!

Nonny
21 Feb 2008 06:32

"Scathamiya..Andile and the Boys"............LOL

awelani
21 Feb 2008 06:34

cont from spopo:
he pulls out a DH!!

mabhebheza
21 Feb 2008 06:34

LOL @Spopo,Nonny,Pooky,,,damn guys his way better than any soapy in SA!!
Conti 4rm Pooky
Detective Nyalenza: Holy SH*T....!! nearly lost my zol over some bugger dammit!!
Mandla faints seeing the Police van almost running over Viniza's body
Rejoice: Oh nkosi yam...2men laying on the ground and they r totolizi still "UP" talk about ukuvukelwa....
Dectective drives in puts on his mazaza( Sunshades)thikin 2himself i have never seen such a sexy maid with a wonder bra mmm God bless my gorvemnent soul.. i this Carlitas Apartment?

Pooky
21 Feb 2008 06:34

Scathamiya..Andile and the Boys"............LMAO........

sponono
21 Feb 2008 06:37

nonny ..about that shembe thing..dont yu think here might be bloggers of shembe/nazareth  faith...ngiya'z buzela nje...just a thought

awelani
21 Feb 2008 06:38

U detective kudala a funa u ku shag(er) u rejoice, but rejoice anga funi coz he is ugly, fat, bald and no mkhaba accompanied by a big butt,,,,,,,,,,

sponono
21 Feb 2008 06:41

cont from awelani....of course  he pulla out a DH and lights in slowly..while thinkin of his next step...dang the man is a genious of  all ex-convicts  a real smooth operator......so what should he do next..cause this guy has finished doing his stuff in the mens room...so should andile finish him there and risk going back to jail or should he ......

sponono
21 Feb 2008 06:43

Detective Nyalenza....hi hi hi (who amongst you bloggers would like to play his part...ng'yaz'buzela nje!!)

awelani
21 Feb 2008 06:47

I think wena spopo u can play his part, nonny will be carlita or rejoice.....lol

sponono
21 Feb 2008 06:50

awelani...i'm likin Andile  except he shags evrithin that walks on two feet...besides i-role yami is still coming..wena stay tuned....

so what does Andile do instead..e-thoyi

awelani
21 Feb 2008 06:51

cont from spopo:
but b4 he daz anything, his former roommate (ex convict) {some1 give him a name}, starts telling him how he is doing, married with kids and a priest and he starts apologising,,,,,,

continue

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 06:53

he he he he hu hu hu my stomach hurts so much from laughing. i had no idea this was going to be soooooooooo hooooooot. please do continue...

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 06:56

Cont from Mabhebheza:
Dectective drives in puts on his mazaza( Sunshades)thikin 2himself i have never seen such a sexy maid with a wonder bra mmm God bless my gorvemnent soul

Rejoice: Help detective these 2 bastards are fighting over me...
Detective: His eyes drooling over Re's assets
Rejoice: Detective i said HELP.....
Detective : *clearing his throat*  whats the matter sexy mama oops i mean mam??
Rejoice: They want me Detective....( in a sexy Zilalini voice)
Detective :  How coz the 2 men have fainted....
Rejoice: You see detective they tried to u know pointing her punani and when they saw my u know 
Detective: The saw what ( his eyes wide )
Rejoice: My......

sponono
21 Feb 2008 06:56

cont from awelani...

andile says..oh shem ok I understand but afta what you did to me shagging me like that...nami ng'funuk'pheya...(i also want to revenge)...LOL

so the excontvict...Khalulu...says hawu mfethu seyadlula leyo..
...
andile...ngeke ndoda wang'nyuka umdidi laphana...ngeke  bheka le  ngiztike
Khalulu the exconvict   ...hayi mfo khona la..(right here..!!)
andile  OK then  you'll have to do something for me

what does Khalulu have to do for Andile.....LOL

Pooky
21 Feb 2008 06:59

Cont  awelani
Detective Nyanzela
: after putting on his black Lacosta mazaza,quickly puts on his blue denim jacket with the black leather patches on the elbows and gets out of the van......moves towards Viniza to feel his pulse maar not before noticing Vini'z totolozi still standing UP
Detective Nyanzela:(talking to himself) mihlola yini kelokhu)???.....stands up and quickly goes up the stairs and knock on the door.
Rejoice: (prancing up and down not knowing what to do).....ngubani??????????
Ngu Detective Velenga Nyanzela....please open mam

and then..

sponono
21 Feb 2008 07:00

cont from Kim

Rejoice: they saw My...... 


DID they see her balls...!!!!!!!  oh no...ok that might have been a script error..cant be that Rejoice has balls...eh eh eh eh neva

awelani
21 Feb 2008 07:01

spopo, I'm trying to imagine a guy saying " oh shem", LOL

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 07:04

LMFAO@ Spopo- tl tl lt tltlt kwa kwa kwa...DID they see her balls...!!!!!!!

sponono
21 Feb 2008 07:05

Pooky...your scrpit  continues to Kim possible....phela thats when Dectective...gets to meet Rejoice..who's possibly telling lies or NOt about the two fighting over her..and she's afraid that Nyazela will think they pushed Viniza of the window
meanwhile Nyazela is thinkin of Vinizia.s totoloz and wondering why its still..up....is it becaseu viniza was turned on by both Mandla AND seeing Rejoices BALLS...hi hi hi hi (this is SO TWISTED  me haayi yaz)

sponono
21 Feb 2008 07:08

awelani he's being the sarcastic bastard  of a gangstar that he is...he doesnt say it like how Viniza would say it....oh no this aint No 3Sum type...eh eh..  shem.. 

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 07:09

Back @ the hospital
Carlita & Lethabo are ......

simprajoe
21 Feb 2008 07:13

The detective push him silf in the he saw a man that was waiting for him with abig scary nife up.

simprajoe
21 Feb 2008 07:14

The detective push him self in the he saw a man that was waiting for him with abig scary nife up.

sponono
21 Feb 2008 07:15

cont 
what is Khalulu the exconvict going to do for Andile because now everione is wondering whats takin Andile so long in th mens room.....Carlin has been operated on and her nunu's is sore so she wanted to relax a bit...and Sjura is tryin to explain to ex-wife that Cartlina seduced him...but she cant be bothered caue she actually wants Adnile whom she's seen on his Scathamiya perfomances and she's so in love with him..but where the F*ck is he ...and Viniza,  the detective and mandla are tryin to avoid the other three, but there's only one doctor in this town for some reason, so they all have to go thru the same process.....so there's commotion when .........

BANG from the men's room...WHAT HAPPENED

Sam2say
21 Feb 2008 07:18

Hai guys, this story is getting crazy now.

I've got a suggestion... I think how we can make it more consistant and make it have sence is by.....this read carefully and do it this way, I think is gonna work better.

Since we know all the writers her, whoever is gon continue from here should appoint on of us to take it from thre, now everyone should get a chance, we should not choose one person often neh, so we write like this

cont from TDC
bla bla bla lba blahhhhhhhhhhhhh

bla bla blah blah

sponono cont.......

then spo can do the same and so forth

now since there is a lot of writters lets enjoy the story by reading, each ones turn will come.


so no I want Kim Possible to continue.......lets all practice this.....

Pooky
21 Feb 2008 07:20

The detective push him self in the he saw a man that was waiting for him with abig scary nife up.

@simprajoe.....in other words uvele wa nyanzela ngaphakathi..... LOL

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 07:24

Cont from Spopo
BANG from the men's room...WHAT HAPPENED

Andile is smiling  atleast one thing has made him smile today after all that sh!t that has gone down 2day.......

NOW all the Characters are @ the hospital(Masakhane).......

Dr Sandy & everybody looks @ Andile ......after some coupla seconds anather man comes out from the Mens rooms with the same SMILE......is it that Andile & them Man??? continue....

Kim Possible
21 Feb 2008 07:31

LOL @ Pooky - Shu Buzum you had me in stiches....

Sorry Sam2Say posted my reply be4 i saw you suggestion....

CONTINUE.......SPOPO

sponono
21 Feb 2008 07:48

cont from Kim

OH NO...andile and Khalulu the ex-convict..have an announcement to make....(the bang that we heared in the toilet was Andile who had a gun and nearly blew Khalulu's brains out, until Khalulu suggested that they announce...that ....(everyone is silent waiting for the announcement...!!!!!!!!!!!!

sjura
21 Feb 2008 08:14

SOTCLMAO

sponono
21 Feb 2008 08:19

Omy GAAd...hey sjura....I HONESTLY forgot..that there's a blogger with the same name...but I hope you take this light...cause I didnt mean to....I just thought of another sjura in my lokshin.....OK  are we cool .......geesh

anyways maybe YOu can continue with the plot....LOL


(or maybe the credits ahve ran up since its afta 4...LOL)..oh well SO are THE ADVENTURES OF CARTLINA

sjura
21 Feb 2008 08:23

its cool Spo m jst lafing ma tongue out frm all this..

awelani
21 Feb 2008 08:25

good people, lemme love u and leave u,  have a shaggilicous night, much luve peeps.

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 08:30

 we should create a soundtrack for this lovely story/soapy/drama. Here's my list of suggestions

New age - U baba u jole nextdoor (referring to Andile and his suitors)
R KElly - you remind me (Rejoice when thinking about Detective what's his name)
Whitney houston - heatbreak hotel (poor carlita)
Mandoza - nkalatha ( especially when Viniza is at his shagadelic tricks)
Clarence carter - i got caught (during carlita and lethabo's joint session)
any suggestions

sponono
21 Feb 2008 08:32

ok Sjura
.
......brought to you by vutmi productions


join us again for the next exciting episode of THE ADVENTURES OF CARTLINA..
..........
next episode....what announcement is Andile and Khalulu making..and what will Dr/nurse Sandy do aboout her feelings for Andile......Does Rejoice still have her JOB....a new visitor makes a dramatic entrance to Masakhane City
stay tuned

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 08:33

Mandoza - nkalatha  oops meant Nkalakatha

sponono
21 Feb 2008 08:40

oops I meant Carlita

ok Vutmi now we're on the production studio


just a thought on the charecters for when you eventually get pics..(ask TDC)
Viniza has dreadlocks like Vusi Twala and he' NOt skinny (hes about andile from  live weight)..
.but andile is a skinny and a handsome Tall devil   
Carlita  as you said has a big bossom and she uses different wigs at time when she doenst want to go chiskop  and she' not necesarily light in complexion...
Dr Sandy is a hot nurse/Dr like Augustine maislela or Gerry Rantseli-williams
Khalulu...i a real rough looking, but tire ou..like Mawillies
Sjura.....has been decribed to look like Denzel or Tyson bedford
Mandla the garden boy..looks like...welll a garden boy...LOL

belz
21 Feb 2008 08:58

What????????/ i've missed so much, yaiz ukusebenza umuntu kubuhlungu straight. I'm printing this so that i write down my contribution at home.

Tshd21
21 Feb 2008 09:04

You guys are a creative bunch!! Lol

Spopo: I've lost the plot...who is Dr Sandy, Khalulu and Mandla now?

Vutmi
21 Feb 2008 09:06

someone pliz help with uploading the images; i tried everything. pretty pliz

Nanana
21 Feb 2008 09:10

And then...kuqhubeka ntoni phi nini apha

dotcom
21 Feb 2008 09:18

Evening mabloggers, its my first time apha. but all i can say u all gqiba me. i have lost words.....

mabhebheza
21 Feb 2008 09:33

Welcome dotcom..hope u enjoy ur stay and stay tuned 4the next episode of Carlita's adventures!!...i cant wait!

faraimagic
21 Feb 2008 10:57

cont from sponono

no one noticed the black long car that has been following them to the hospital....guess it turns out to be Carlita's stalker who has been stalking her since high school..even this past valentine he mad sure she received a dozen of red roses!!!.sending her stuff but he never revealed who he was until this day when Carlita was in the ward? on the bottom of the cards he would write S....meaning Steven..........Steven thot all he was doing was right to Carlita mara he was freaking her out instead......now wat wud Stivovo do?he seemed very worried!

sponono
21 Feb 2008 23:57

cont from faraimagic

yeah  Steven (Carlita's stalker) is somewhere in Masakhane Hospital...lurking and hiding and watching the whole thing waiting fr his moment..

for you Tshd21..read up  the last episode had Andile and Khalulu (he's the ex-convict who was in ail with andile and they had met in the hopital toilet....)......making an announcement

before they can make the  announcement.....boom the lights go off...load shedding again........but not for long beace the hospital has a back up-generator...so when the lights come back on.....Khalulu is no where to be found and Andile is stunned cause he cant make the announcement anymore..and everyone is expecting him to say something about it....but he's just staring at them...until.....

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 00:20

...and cut!!!

Back to the drawing board

Characters
Carlita 
white & adopted by a wealthy black family
she has stretch marks

Andile
Carlita's husband.
former member of Andile and the Boys (Scathamiya)
was once arrested for killing his band mate.

Ruben aka Viniza 
- Carlita's cousin who shagged Andile and caught on camera

Maria aka Rejoice
- Carlita's sexually frustated nossy maid
- she has balls (literally), and i'm not talking about soccer balls if you catch my drift.

Sophia
- Rejoice's buddy
- she has all the answers/muti when it comes to getting a man in the sack

Lethabo aka Sjura
- was married for 7 years (divorced)
- plumber / property owner
- he owns the building where Carlita's stays (Letha Mews)

Mandla
- Carlita's garden boy (why she needs a garden boy whilst she's living on the fourth floor is beyond me!!)

Detective Nyazela
- fat, bald, mkhaba accompanied by a big butt
- He has a fetish for big bossomed maids

Dr Sandy aka ex mrs sjura
- the town's doctor

Khalulu
- Andile's ex-playmate i mean prisonmate.
- he's now an ex-convict turned priest
 
Steven
- Carlita's stalker

Note:
- Rejoice was supposed to be a parttime character but due to viewers demand she's here to stay.
- All the  shtupping(a la sponono) scenes are safely covered by our dear friend condom.
- the scene where Carlita & Sjura we interlocked, no special effects were used. it was real. 

That's all for now from the production team.

...and Action!!!!!!!!


sponono
22 Feb 2008 00:44

LOL @ why  she needs a garden boy whilst she's living on the fourth floor is beyond me!!) ...

true dat Vutmi true dat....

ok Edit...Mandla
is actually a garden boy for the whole complex....which has some major landscaping goin on with all sorts of beautiful flowering and greens and stuff...something out of garden and home magazine....in fact the Lethabo Mews is only five floors in the complex

Kim Possible
22 Feb 2008 00:51

Cont from SPOPO...
everyone is expecting him to say something about it....but he's just staring at them...until..... 

His phone rings.....and

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 00:52

Cont from sponono

and everyone is expecting him to say something about it....but he's just staring at them...until.....
Steven bursts in there and start declaring his dying love for carlita. Andile looks at her and says: 'Women, WTF is wrong with you? its either u r stuck with somebody's dick up ur Cu*&t or...

lepogo
22 Feb 2008 00:53

Seems everyone had fun during my vacation!!!!Can I play the detective?Please??

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 00:56

Seems everyone had fun during my vacation!!!!Can I play the detective?Please?? lepogo r u fat, bald, mkhaba with a big butt? If yes, then you can play the detective. just kidding !!!!!

spice
22 Feb 2008 01:05

Lepogo you can play the detective my luv and i''l be your prisoner LOL just kidding the detective thingie seems like a good idea

sponono
22 Feb 2008 01:06

here's Carlita's brief history..
carlita tries to shave off her hair now and then because she wants to "fit in"..and she uses tanning creams to look more "coloured-ish-like"..sometimes peple cant tell if she's really white...beside her father was actually half-italian-half-Latinoand her mother is English but with a hint of Greek.....(thats how she got her name..her mother left her in a dustbin..because she wanted to be a showgirl in suncity...twenty-eight years ago and couldnt  raise the child.).....so she's got quite a mixed blood...thats why she's so gorgious..stretch marks and all...although I dont how she got such a fat-ass like a local muntu..(maybe her father had a fat-ass)...anywho..she's fluent in Zulu and in the envy of all her white friends who are always saying she's acting black  and that she's had it good cause she was adopted by a balck family...so she's had a tough childhood trying to defend her prviiledged background  and thats why she had to move away from home and stay on her own...till she got married to Andile and bought a flat ....(she works as an Advertising somebody..somewhere in Sandton..thats where she met andile when ehr company was supposed to promote their scathamiya album)

lepogo
22 Feb 2008 01:11

Was working on picking sum fat and mkhaba.........Balding,yes,but dont we have good make up and costume people???

Can you also give him another fetish,like sucking toes or undies thief,I mean he is a cop,you know they all weird and ,urm,well,odd

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 01:19

That's a great idea lepogo, u know what; u can actually add another character (hint: Detective Nyazela's partner) and give him all those lekker fetishes. that's the beauty of this soapie/drama/movie/sitcom, the reader gets to add their own story line.

joy
22 Feb 2008 01:29

Background into DR Sandy, ex ka sjura
small town girl with big dreams, came to the big city of masakhane to realise her dream of being a doctor. her brother was part of andile and boys scathamiya group, but was tragically killed by andile (she doesnt know). 

she meets the rich property developer,usjura, he helps her with fees ko varsity. 
she wants to make her mark in the medical fraternity and is very ambitious, will do anything for recognition and accollades.


cont from awelani,
andile, torn btwn his wife whom he dsnt really love and his makhwapheni, uviniza, cannot handle his emotions, he must confide in somebody and around is dr (sjura's ex wife)
their eyes meet, lock into each other, they fall madly inlove, and plot to let carlita die in the operation room,when dr ex sjura does the operation to separate her ex from carlita!

Back in the operating room
Dr Sandy is in her doctors gown, with gloves on "Scalpel"
She is hating every moment having to separate her ex from this ho, ucarlita, mnxm who does she think she is, what does she do anyway, sit around waiting to shag any1! "Pull urself 2geda girl, the paparazzi is outsiede, its my time 2 shine, i cant *bleep!* this operation up" she tells herself.

EISHKOM, powercut. Demeti! maar manto shabalala managed to install generators....

sponono
22 Feb 2008 01:30

welcome back Lepogo
yeah Vutmi  detectives ussaly have partners, ussally its the sleazy slobbish..BUT smart.and experienced.and the handsome dashing BUT irrational &stupid (even with a crim degree,)   from  Detecetive...so Lepogo you choose

spice
22 Feb 2008 01:35

Joy I love it ...............but why does the detective has to be un attractive I was thinking along the lines of Malik yoba or Omar epps LOL sorry to be off tpoic

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 01:36

@joy love Dr sandy's background, i forsee intresting story lines about her. back to action...

lepogo
22 Feb 2008 01:38

@Spo,
If only you be my partner,maaaan.I'll be the slob(though your analysis is of the American Detective,lol). I'll be the slobbish one,can we also share a love interest? Not necessarily a woman??

sponono
22 Feb 2008 01:40

@joy 
her brother was part of andile and boys scathamiya group, but was tragically killed by andile she doesnt know)
 viewers -this is a major surpise....)
EISHKOM, powercut...
afta mantu's generator was activated..and when the lights came back one charecter was no where to be found..Khalulu the exconvict-turned priest..

cont ..from Vutmi
Stevovo..busting in and claming undying love

Carltina.OMG  I dont need this..my kuku i sore  and I have a maid to deal with and now WHO THE F are you
Stevovo...I'm sure you got my messages
Everyone..staring at her waiting for her response...
Andile meanwhile is wondering what happend to his Viniza who's being ignore on teh stricher with only the nurse sorting his broken leg 
Sjura..is looking at his wife whose eyes cannot leave Andile she's just waiting for her moment to pounce on him.....and

sponono
22 Feb 2008 01:42

Lepogo....(do we even have Detectives here inSA or we have these obese PACKS of police men AND women who walk around everywhere..eish thats why I dont have  a proper "reference" except NYPD blues...LOL)

spice
22 Feb 2008 01:43

The love interest must definetely be a woman a coloured lady by the name of Bianca she is your co-worker she is oozes sex appeal everything man's fantansie (marylin monroe ) but she is manipulative bithchy and a spoilt brat every one lets her get away with almost evrything because of her beauty ,and evry woman in the office hates her gutz

spice
22 Feb 2008 01:46

meant to say she oozes sex appeal and evry man's fantasy

sponono
22 Feb 2008 01:51

ROTFLOL..@ Spice..you sure are fine-tuning the charecter you wanna play...(why does she sound like that girl who was on Generations and had big big hair and was coloured.and played Glen Majozi's chick or somethin.mmmhhh lots of similarities...(she also played a cop..hi hi hi spice

Cutie Pie
22 Feb 2008 01:59

Cont from Vutmi

@ Home ...
The detective sees Viniza's gun up, and with Rejoice on the side, he decides "I'll just sort out Rejoice first, i'll see about this one with a gun up later, phela i'm straight"..

While unzipping his pants, his radio phone rings,

Another cop on the line :
 "OVER,OVER, we have a problem here, where are u?"

Cop Nyanzela : Very irritated by this interruption "Ehh, I'm very far, can u organise someone else, OVER"

Another cop on the line :
"OVER, but our system shows that u are at No 5 Blue Street, please assist urgently"

Cop Nyanzela : "Okay Over, will be there in 2 minutes"

Rejoice was hoping to get tapped by Detective, but now this...she dicides to pray

Rejoice : "Oh God, kanti mina ndenzeni emhlabeni, ndikwenzeni le ingaka Bawo wam, ngoba namuhla nje kodwa, I almost got uSjura, but uMadam wamthatha, I almost got uMandla, naye Bawo wam uViniza wamthatha. Xa bendisajonge uDetective, nantso nayo i -HOKY TOKY..ikhala imthatha, kanti ngithini Somdali. Ngenzeni, yhoooo!! Phela Almost doesn't count Jehova. Bawo wam uyeza u-2010, xa abalapha emzantsi bengandifuni kanje, how much more ngalama MERIKA, AMAGRIKE, AMASILAMSI, AMAGHANA NAZO ZONKE EZI TYPES Zizayo apha emzantzi bawo ngo 2010" She speaks tongues now, hoping that her prayer will reach... "RABARABA,RABEREBE,RABIRIBI,ROBOROBO, THSHAKATSHAKA, THSEKETSHEKE, TSHIKITSHIKI, THSOKOTSHOKO..."  
(Oh God, what have i done in this world to deserve this. Today alone i almost got Sjura, but Madam took him, almost got Mandla, but Vini took him. While i was looking forward to be tapped by the cop, the HOKY TOKY rang. Phela GOD almost doesn't count. 2010 is around the corner, if i get rejected by Mzantsi's guys, how much more about the visitors from AMERICA, GREECE, ISLAM, GHANA ETC...PLEASE GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE.

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Pooky
22 Feb 2008 02:03

Guys please toe.......its not Nyazela, its Nyanzela......

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 02:03

lepogo
22 Feb 2008 02:03

So,my character,will call him Mogapi,got inresolved mommy issues,in fact still lives at home.An overcontrolling personality,she tells him when to get home,when to eat,sleep and how to do his job.Is collecting amapanakisi as a hobby,also steals undies from the line in his hood..

He is slobby and carries iscaftin to work,cos 'mommy says I dont know if Macdonald employees or KFC's did shower thoroughly before they prepared food'.He is also secretly in love with Bianca(he wanks to the sound of her voice).

Has one deep dark secret:killed Bianca's ex boyfriend who used to abuse her.In fact two secrets:his mother stick things up his bottom as punishment for eating fast food and for being slobbish..

Pooky
22 Feb 2008 02:16

ROFLMAO @ Cutie Pie......

sponono
22 Feb 2008 02:21

LOL@. Cutie Pie....BUt that shud be in yesterdays episode akiri...now rthey are all in hospital

cont..from myself
while Setvovo is decaling undyign love...Mogapi and Bianca..(more detectives) make a dramatic entrance at the hospital...as it turns out they've been chasing Stevovo...but because Mogapi is too fat he couldnt catch up with the svelte sexy binanca so she had to wait for him...and they've been looking for him  cause Stevovo  is a ctually a serial stalker..who als was arrested for stalking Kelly Khumalo after her virgin stories/....BUt Mogapi cant help but notice our HOt Carlita  siting over ther and he knows he wants a piece so he forgets about Stevovo and leaves him to bianca....Lo and Behold Stevovo now has his eyes on Bianca and..

(.What is evri one doin by the way)

Addictv
22 Feb 2008 02:22


OMG this is some fascinatin sh*t....u guyz are too funny. 

Can I give Dtctv Nyazela a fettish....lets say he likes to sniff suspects undies...claims it gives him a feel of the person's psych....

Addictv
22 Feb 2008 02:23


OMG this is some fascinatin sh*t....u guyz are too funny. 

Can I give Dtctv Nyazela a fettish....lets say he likes to sniff suspects undies...claims it gives him a feel of the person's psych....

Kim Possible
22 Feb 2008 02:26

Cont from Spopo
Sjura..is looking at his wife whose eyes cannot leave Andile she's just waiting for her moment to pounce on him.....and 

Sjura: *thinking* why did have to happen in day......all this mess , How , How..
Dr Sandy: after a galance @ Andile she turns to Carlita and her face changes too..MAM you are fee to go
Carlita: AM i being discharged Dr (her face lighting up)
Dr Sandy: Who said you were ADMITTED in the first place (in her most irritated voice)
Carlita : Thank you Dr, Thank you (trying to put a smile in her face but the pains are unbearable)
Dr Sandy: Dont thank me, i was only doing my job * shaking her fyn behind* to check on ather patients...

While Lethabo & Carlita are being discharged/ Released - Stivovo is still busy making a nuisance of himself to Carlita about his undying love......

Andile is going to checck on RubenViniza.......while on his way there........in the corridors he meets......Khalulu.......and.......



spice
22 Feb 2008 02:27

ROTFLMAO this is soooooooooooo funny

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 02:31

cont from Kim Possible

meets......Khalulu.......and....... "where there hell have you been. You made me look like fool in there. (he drags him) you are coming with me now to tell everyone the announcement were suppose to make."

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 02:34

By the way i posted an article of 'The Adventures of Carlita (Post-View)' is just a review of what has been happening so far. i'll try to update it as much as i can. still waiting for someone to help with the pictures!!!

azHOT
22 Feb 2008 02:35

interesting...

spice
22 Feb 2008 02:39

and then Carlita recognises the voice of a woman talking behind her she turns and God she cant beleive her eyes it;s Bianca The "Bianca " she went to school with she starts to recall all the memories it's all coming back to her she can't beleive she has once again come face to face with the devil herself 

Bianca: well well well look what we have here the ice princess herself

sponono
22 Feb 2008 02:40

angisazike ukuthi what tAndile and Khalulu are going to announce..I'm experiencing writers block...LOL...(i was thinking of killing them....hi hi hi

joy
22 Feb 2008 02:45

Dr Sandy has seen enough sh*t in just one ward, she feels so overcrowded, leaves the room to prescribe some "pain" tablets for the ho, and sm ointment 4 her sore koek ! (but she writes in deep heat, maar it doesnt hav the words deep heat on packet, ne!)

"ho-ney, rub this ointment on ur overworked koek, ne, its gonna sting, maar uyazi mos, no pain no gain and when it stings its doing its job, va? go b a gd girl, and try keep ur legs closed for 1 month if u can handle that long!

she goes outside and takes out her rolled weed, and smoke break (bad habits jerrrrrrrrrr picked up 4rm sjura,nx! b4 she can smoke in peace, the camreas start flashing, and she can just see the headlines BEAUTIFUL SMART DOCTOR SAVES THE DAY IN MASAKHANE! (ahhhhh dinners with manto and thabo, position in parliament, woza the BIG life)

sponono
22 Feb 2008 02:47

cont from spice

Binanca...:and why are you walkin like that Miss betta than all of us Carlita....
Carlita...shuddup bitch and do you job..there's Stivovo causing nonsense
Bianca....: dont tell me waht to do...this is not high school  and I'll remind you again   you are NOt black
Carlita:Oh will you get over that !!!
Andile: Ladies pliz....Khalulu nd I need to get this over and done with...Khalulu  tell them
Khalulu.....Welll....as some of you have heared that I'm a priest...I'm gonna take Andile to help me with the congregation
ndile...: I'm gonna be a PRIEST TOO!!!!

shocked looks...and thenn.....

Cutie Pie
22 Feb 2008 02:52

Cont from Spice : Bianca: well well well look what we have here the ice princess herself

Carlita :
*Thinking*- "Oh my Gaad, i never knew that this nightmare would become a relaity. This woman used to take every man i had an eye for or inlove with"

Bianca : What are you doing here "Ice P"?

Carlita : I should be asking you that question

Now Andile is back, Sjura is staring @ them, Stivovo is also here and Mogapi is confused...

Carlita quickly makes a decision to untangle the whole drama that just happened in one day. 

Carlita - thinking : "Mhhh, i married a homo, that's doing my couzin, he's out of my list (Andile). Here is Sjura, who is so handsome, single and succesful, can't i give him a chance? Yho, this Stivovo, he just freaks me out....I won't go for Bianca's man in a million years (Mogapi)...I have to decide fast...But I have to speak to Andile though, iron every little misunderstanding...

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Cutie Pie
22 Feb 2008 03:03

LOL @ Sponono - We can take my con out...we can take if from you Spo..

Kim Possible
22 Feb 2008 03:07

Cont from Spopo:
shocked looks...and thenn.....

Andile
says to Carlita...Woman im dirvocing right now......RubenViniza im done wif you...no more late nite shags.....and fromthis day forward im Saved ( Haleluya) Khalulu saying out loud.......

Bianca looking @ Carlita......"seems like you are living a perfect life Mrs .......or you are soon going to Miss again".....

Carlita looks @ Andile and.... 

lepogo
22 Feb 2008 03:23

Cont from Cutie
Bianca:Tell you what,I will be watching you from now on,I know whereever you are trouble is sure to follow.Like a hawk.
Carlita: Whats new?Have always given you reasons to envy and watch me all the time(glances at Mogapi,wolfing down a pie) Go feed your dog,seems very hungry and oh,maybe do something that might keep you two busy with things that matter
Bianca:Kyk hier dzai,ek sal jou nou moer stuk hoor?Ek is van die Flats af ek en vat nie kak nie.P*es.

Mogapi:(Barely finished chewing)Ladies,cum on,what happened to love now?Huh?Is all this necessary??

And a call comes in

Mogapi:We have to attend an emergency,lets go.Nice meeting you,but gotta run

Carlita:Ya run.Maybe you might reveal the cute guy lying underneath all this lard and fat

Bianca:Like a hawk

 

awelani
22 Feb 2008 03:25

guys u r killing me, I'll be bek.........

Potash
22 Feb 2008 03:35

They also killing me 2, I'm practically dead, See I'm deaddddddddddddddddddddddd
                                                                                                       

joy
22 Feb 2008 03:35

Andile, no khalulu, "Ok now that we are saved we have to come clean and reveal our past sordid life. long time ago when I  formed our scathamiya group (andile and bradas what what group, remember?) i met a beautiful white mama, from a stinkin rich black family, i saw my ticket out of this small tym group into the big league and ulife ofentsi. maar i had a big secret i was hiding, it was eating me but i couldnt tell any1. on of the bradas in scathamiya group knew my big secret, he threatened to thell my sweet black/white mama. i had to off him, i lended in jail, but my sweet love never abandon me, in jail i met khalulu, i gave him a booty call, bcos i missed my sweet mama. i came out of jail, we married, maar u viniza kept coming onto me, and my secret is out as u can all c. 
now i met my 1 tru love ukhalulu and we will be 2geda with abazalwane...

sponono
22 Feb 2008 03:39

cont from Kim Poss

carlita looks at Andile..and then Viniza..suddenly jumps..."I can feel my spirit being saved..pliz Khalulu take me with you to your congregation....and the three of them..start walking towards the exit....
but Carlita wont hear none of it..."well if you think you gonna jump the priest ...you gott anatha  thing coming...I need all my thngs wena Andile and wena Viniza you betta py me back for that Jabu Stone dreadlock tretment I sent you to....and bring all my things before any of this nonsense.....
Sjura is suddenly smitten with Bianca and they are looking at each other and they stat walking into the other ward .....without anyone noticing...which give stevovo a chance to try running away...but Mogape tries to jumps at him...only to fall on Carlita and .........its huge commotion......suddenly......there is a siren ringing....fire fire fire fire fire fire 

is the fire in teh same ward where Sjura and Bianca are or where Andile tried toe exit.....where is the fire coming from......

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 03:46

cont from Spo

the fire is coming from Sjura and Bianca's ward. while they were busy snoggling Bianca's big arse bumped the table where Khalula put his lit zolo (the time he dissapeared he was actually secrectly getting high, he cant be seen phela he's a priest after all.) and it fell on the condom pack that Sjura had ripped off with his teeth.

lepogo
22 Feb 2008 03:46

Haai ke Spo Your imagination is rich enough bra.In fact you can make an extraordianry porn......

joy
22 Feb 2008 03:55

cont from sponono
...eish where is the fire coming from? 
Dr sandy hears the siren, eish now i hav 2 cut my goddam break and leave the paparazzi spotlight, ja, but my tym wil cm, just wait uzobona!
she follows the smell of the fire to a ward and sees ubianca no ex wakhe u sjura kunye no bianca and they abt 2 get their freak on,

aaargh this stupid sjura, i just had an operation on him now and already hes jumping on the next female in sight, yhuuuuu ndazinceda ndamshiya, maar where is andile, kuqhubeka ntoni ngaye, ngathi? asibone....

sponono
22 Feb 2008 04:00

cont fro Vutmi...
my Oh my  I hope they dont get stuck again..agh but no Bianca's punani is a bit loose.....and besides with the heat and evrithing  their nunuz cant stay together any longer as they are also tryin to find a way out amongst the smoke...in fact evrione is running around...(Carlita, cant walk propelry with her sore punani..so Mogapi has to carry her out...(he's secrelty thinkin..dang if I can get her to a nice corner I'd do my thing).....

meanwhile.....

Pooky
22 Feb 2008 04:08

Meanwile...back at the house.....................

Conti Cutie Pie................
Rejoice..........
(finishes praying)....Amen.....(gets up and decides to take a long bath just to relax after this whole fiasco)
As she's laying in the bath, listening to Jub Jub's, Ngikhokhele bawo song, she hears the door bell....(ding dong)
Yeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr ngubani ngoku lowo(Gets out, puts on Carlito's silk gown and proceeds to the door (singing....Ngikhokhele bawo, Ngikhokhele mna..mmm..mmm.mmmmmmm)....and opens the door........
Rejoice: Hawu mama, mamDlamini nguwe lowo???........(Andile's mother and Carlito's mother inlaw & enemy........(they have the Stephany & Brook type of relationship)...MamDlamini has neva been a fan of Carlito and neva aproved when her son decided to make that snow white his makoti........and she always knew deep down inside that uCarlito was a little lost tramp who just wanted to boss her son around...........her greatest wish was to have uRejoice as her dauther in law coz she's a real african woman, and would be just right for her son Andile..
MamDlamini......yebo yimi Rejoice ngane yami........
Rejoice:pho ngena ma....letha ngikuphathisa lemithwalo yakho
MaDlamini....awu mtanami ngiyabonga.....ina, soluthatha nalenkukhu emhlope, ngiphathele uAndile as a present....where is he by the way
Rejoice: iyo ma have i got news for you...(telling uMD about uCarlita shagging another man and how Andile found out, not telling umama about her shananigans....and only painting a bad picture of uCarlito).............
.MaDlamini......uthi kwenzekeni mtanami???????????(thinking to herselft.....i'm gonna murder that little pale witch when she comes back from that hospital) 

conti.........

Pooky
22 Feb 2008 04:09

Meanwile...back at the house.....................

Conti Cutie Pie................
Rejoice..........
(finishes praying)....Amen.....(gets up and decides to take a long bath just to relax after this whole fiasco)
As she's laying in the bath, listening to Jub Jub's, Ngikhokhele bawo song, she hears the door bell....(ding dong)
Yeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr ngubani ngoku lowo(Gets out, puts on Carlito's silk gown and proceeds to the door (singing....Ngikhokhele bawo, Ngikhokhele mna..mmm..mmm.mmmmmmm)....and opens the door........
Rejoice: Hawu mama, mamDlamini nguwe lowo???........(Andile's mother and Carlito's mother inlaw & enemy........(they have the Stephany & Brook type of relationship)...MamDlamini has neva been a fan of Carlito and neva aproved when her son decided to make that snow white his makoti........and she always knew deep down inside that uCarlito was a little lost tramp who just wanted to boss her son around...........her greatest wish was to have uRejoice as her dauther in law coz she's a real african woman, and would be just right for her son Andile..
MamDlamini......yebo yimi Rejoice ngane yami........
Rejoice:pho ngena ma....letha ngikuphathisa lemithwalo yakho
MaDlamini....awu mtanami ngiyabonga.....ina, soluthatha nalenkukhu emhlope, ngiphathele uAndile as a present....where is he by the way
Rejoice: iyo ma have i got news for you...(telling uMD about uCarlita shagging another man and how Andile found out, not telling umama about her shananigans....and only painting a bad picture of uCarlito).............
.MaDlamini......uthi kwenzekeni mtanami???????????(thinking to herselft.....i'm gonna murder that little pale witch when she comes back from that hospital) 

conti.........

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 04:22

letha ngikuphathisa lemithwalo yakho ...seems like she's not leaving anytime soon!!!! poor carlita

joy
22 Feb 2008 04:26

Gd 2c rejoice back, was missed!

Dr Sandy "yhu sjura uyinja man, khazijonge! i shouldve just cut ur wors there and then when i had the chance mahn! awuva nentlungu, u must b superman. eish maybe i overdosed u alittle on the morphine, or was it viagra that i gave u? nkosi yam bangathathi my licence to heal 4rm me, i came a long way and had 2 shag this nonsense sjura! *choke choke* let me get outta here, she runs out and bumps into stevovo, the stalker...

faraimagic
22 Feb 2008 04:30

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! ok lets have an add break!

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 04:48

cont from Joy

bumps into stevovo, the stalker...

Stevovo: well hello there. (he gives her a naughty smile)
Dr Sandy: Get away from me you pervet!!
Steven: U r not appetizing anyway bitch, i want my carlita what have you done to her?
Dr Sandy: I am not her keeper you idiot...
Steven: She called me an idiot, she called me an idiot..idiot...idiot...idiot. (talking to himself) Steven is not an idiot..steven ish not an diot...shteven ish not an idiot...i want my mummy...

sponono
22 Feb 2008 05:03

Stivovo  is SCARYYYYYY....LOL...obviously he survived and so did Dr Sandy and REjoice..and Mogape took Carlita away   (Pliz lets NOt loose Carlita the HEROINE in the Story..phela these are her adventures...LOL


so DID EVRYONE ELSE SURVIVE the fire.....or Sjura and Bianca jumped out and escaped or they died....mmmhhhh whatabout Viniza and the two priests Andile and Khalulu 

continue from the hospital out to....

sponono
22 Feb 2008 06:10

cont  from meself
Carlita asks Mogape to take her home  and she promises him a good time..just so that she can get home.......but when they get home...what do they find...Rejoice...lazing around in Madam Carlita's robe with her mother channel hoping looking for SevendeLaan....
Mogape drops Carlita in Shock...oh *bleep!* this is Madlamini who happens to be his prt-time shag-mate.....She also drops the remote in shock...hey wena Mogape wangjwayela..why you carryin gmy sons wife like that..Carlita is like hey Rejoice what you doin in my robe...and wena mama Andile is NOT my husband anymore  .......

and there is  a knock on the door  rejoice saunters to answer the door acting like SHe owns the flat......lo and behold WHo is at the door........

awelani
22 Feb 2008 06:19

cont from spopo:
as rejoice opens the door, Andile's father has come to look 4 his wyf who left home about a week ago (she was with mogape ol along) and the father know about mogape, so he gets inside the house and.......

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 06:24

cont from awelani

all hell broke loose. Mogape tried to hide cause he know what happened last time met Mr Ndlamini. He thinks of calling his mama and he realises that while he was busy snifing Carlita's panties he forgot his phone. Mr Ndlamini looks at him, then to his wife, and he...

joy
22 Feb 2008 06:28

cont from vutmi

Steven: U r not appetizing anyway bitch, i want my carlita what have you done to her?
Dr Sandy: what would u know u psycho? Thinking *i saw this psycho stalker on crimestop on last nights news* I am not her keeper you idiot...
Steven: She called me an idiot, she called me an idiot..idiot...idiot...idiot. (talking to himself) Steven is not an idiot..steven ish not an diot...shteven ish not an idiot...i want my mummy...

Dr Sandy screams her lungs out and runs out the hospital which is in blazes by now. Outside detective nyanzela is giving carlita cpr... Andile is pushing the wheelchair ka viniza to the church ka khalulu (yintoni gama layo) sjura is hooking up bianca's DD bra. Stevovo is trapped inside!...

joy
22 Feb 2008 06:32

detective nyanzela is giving carlita cpr 

oops they home already, my bad!

Kim Possible
22 Feb 2008 06:34

Cont from Spopo

and there is a knock on the door rejoice saunters to answer the door acting like SHe owns the flat......lo and behold WHo is at the door........

It's the kids from the next block....they are going asking for donation.....
while Rejoice quickly gives the kids 50c and shut the door, another young boy(14/15yrs) says to her...If you dont want to Donate  if fine, we dnt care then giving us 5bob wht are going to do with it hee magriza......eventually they leave

MamDlamini: What are you telling me, Makoti??? im asking
Carlita: Stop calling me that....i said
MamDlamini: Heelaa dont raise yo voice...when
Rejoice: Whats wrong with you CARLITA??? you dnt have respect fo old people
Carlita: Im still your Boss wena Rejoice....and BTW you are FIRED!!!!! gimme back my rope...and pack all yo belongings ang get the hell outa ma house.....
Rejoice: You must neva.......( thinking CCMA here i come)
MamDlamini:  Makoti, makoti mani.....where are yo manners....what are you saying...you & Andile are .....

Then the phone rings.......who is that???



Tynt!
22 Feb 2008 06:35

Cont from Vutmi

While still amused at the whole *bleep!*, there ringz the door bell again ...

En to everybody’s surprise it was another carlita!!
Carlita has a twin sista who is also a size 32, well trimmed with a bottle figure and a perfect smile!
Nobody knew about her, including carlita herself

Oh no its a mess.................. Carlita fainted 


(TWISTED NEH!!)


sponono
22 Feb 2008 06:36

cont from Joy
sjura is hooking up bianca's DD bra....OH so they survived the fire afterall..and they've run away to sjura's place  which is not so far away from the Lethabo Mews 

cont from Vutmi  where the drama is actually happening..between Madlamini Mogape and Andile's father

meanwhile Andile is going to Khalulu's churchplace called Hlaba'yihlangane  or somethin like that..with Viniza in wheelchair..and Khalulu's wife is standing there infront of the church watching with mouth open...!!!

meanwhile in Lethabo mews  ..

Addictv
22 Feb 2008 06:41

cont from sponono

none other than the saved trio, Andile, Viniza & the "gay convict turned priest" Kahlua.....Rejoice opens da door with a big smirk in anticipation of the drama thats about to unfold....everyone is stunned to see them back in da house.

Mamdlamini rushes to Andile's side with concern in her wrinkled face.....mtanam, u-right kodwa.  uRejoice told me everything, I always told you, you were too good for dis tired piece of white trash....

sponono
22 Feb 2008 06:47

Addictiv....the trio has gone to the church hlabayhlangane NOt to Lethabo Mews

actually whats just happend CArlita's supposed Twin has just arrived and evrione is stilll in shock and Carlita has fainted.....now take it from there...at Lethabo Mews

Tynt!
22 Feb 2008 06:47

Cont from Tynt

Carlita's twin, Chikita ( en x Magosha from Bermuda) was so thrilled by the looks of things aroung the house (tenxion)

In her bitchy voice
Chikita: Did I miss sumthin?

Tynt!
22 Feb 2008 06:47

Cont from Tynt

Carlita's twin, Chikita ( en x Magosha from Bermuda) was so thrilled by the looks of things around the house (tenxion)

In her bitchy voice
Chikita: Did I miss sumthin?

awelani
22 Feb 2008 06:48

BTW, u Mr Dlamini no Rejoice have also been busy in more that one occasion, they are from the same kasie, when rejoice goes home month-end, yena and mr D "catch-up".

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 06:54

Hayi no man, i cant keep-up. all the characters are horny and shagging each other. what is this show? I thing we should change the title to "Emmanuella turned really Ugly"!!!! I am loving it though

joy
22 Feb 2008 07:00

cont from sponono

meanwhile Andile is going to Khalulu's churchplace called Hlaba'yihlangane or somethin like that..with Viniza in wheelchair..and Khalulu's wife is standing there infront of the church watching with mouth open...!!! 
 
wuuuuuuuu she cant believe her eyes, and is overjoyed to see ubaba bring more abantu to isonto labo. whuu uyazi what this means, mhmmmm imali izongena! 

Hawu baba kunjani? ave ndikugqiblele kudala, i was actually gettin worried abt u. ezindabeni they announced ukuthi there was a fire at masakhane hospital, i was worried bcoz ndiyazi u were there to pray 4 the sick! and by the way did u manage to bring our beloved daughter her lunch (dr. sandy!)?

lepogo
22 Feb 2008 07:00

And Mogapi calls his mamma to come fetch him and when she arrives,like in Nigerian movies,the often ill placed focus-as she comes face to face with the man who hit and ra on her exactly 33years back,left her pregnant with Mogapi-Mr Dlamini!!!!!!!!!!!

sponono
22 Feb 2008 07:03

OFF topic..I just saw Ntsiki Mazwai's naked pic on Sowetan..eeew..the body  is so so but her expression is so...eeeeeewish she looks like somebody dragged her to it...eeeeeeeeeeew.....

OK back to Lethoba mews

Pooky
22 Feb 2008 07:09

hayi nyani people niyawuthanda umdavazo maaaaan??? Stop it now, shu bathong

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 07:13

left her pregnant with Mogapi-Mr Dlamini!!!!!!!!!!! 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nonny
22 Feb 2008 07:25

@ Spopo, I heard about Ntsiki Mazwai's pic, I am gonna buy that Marie Clair just for her!!!

sponono
22 Feb 2008 07:26

yeah people tone down the shaggathon...bring in some other drama....tel us more about Carlita's twin arriving..

faraimagic
22 Feb 2008 07:32

eish i can see that Carlita is always fainting....LOL yho!  hau they broke up already with Andile?

awelani
22 Feb 2008 07:38

Nonny: I went out and bot the mag, just 4 her, but I dont want it no more, give me addresses I will post it 2 u, and it's not just her, there's one big bodied lady and naye she posed just lyk ntsiki.

sorry 2 b off topic Ms Director.

Nonny
22 Feb 2008 07:44

Awelani, to my GB plz, we've got business to discuss!!

faraimagic
22 Feb 2008 07:46

Well in a more twisted plot.....the other family!

Kgomotso was only 16 whe she had her baby boy  but since she came from a very strict and very poor family Kgomotso decided to run away from home leaving her baby boy behind.....

now 21 years later she hasnt gone back home she has been more than successful in business and life but one thing was missing!!!
Kgomotso had no happiness at all and everytime a man comes in her life ....he just leaves her without any explanation...............but She recently met a very young man who is passionate and loves her dearly..../the two have a very unexplainable bond....the kind of a mother and a son type but more....

James never met his mother,he grew up with his grand parents neither does he know his Dad....no one told him anything so he grew up thinking his granny is his mother!!!!
After finishing school he went to the big city were he is making it big.....but he has a thing for older women...which led him to meet Kgomotso!...the two has been tight eversince they met and their love was growing daily until they decided to take their relationship to another level...........his wants to take Kgomotso to meet his Family......

stay tuned and see wat happens next...remember this is a very twisted situation!




Pooky
22 Feb 2008 07:46

yeah people tone down the shaggathon...bring in some other drama....tel us more about Carlita's twin arriving..

LOL @ Spopo....
i think you are the last buscuit to crack bout this Spopo..............werent you the one who started this whole mdavazo thing with people ending up getting stuck ......and Rejoice revealing her dragon ballz......LOL

joy
22 Feb 2008 08:05

cont from hospital fire
sjura is hooking up bianca's DD bra....OH so they survived the fire afterall..and they've run away to sjura's place which is not so far away from the Lethabo Mews 

Bianca: jisliik my bru, wat kind? i almost choke 2 death in dat hospital, pls stop smoking that weed so much! neway how u feelin after ur op?
Sjura: hawu woman dnt tell me ukuthi i must stop smokin weed its wat giv me so much power in da bedroom
Bianca: ...speaking of the bedroom, wanna pick up where we left off? she start touchin her man, the clothes fall off, her hand goes down there..........................................................................................................................................................................................
........................................................................................................................................................
and its flat, theres nada, no balls 2 play with

Sjura: I have a confession 2 make..... i had a sex change operation before, thats y i was feeling no pain after the op. im a woman, but im a man trapped in a womens body, dat y i needed to do that sex change, i bn leaving a double life....

what is bianca going 2do/say?

Toxic
22 Feb 2008 08:11

Suggestion: Vutmi, create part 2 otherwise your blog will start taking forever to load all the scrolling down will become cumbersome. Just paste the last contribution and people can continue on Part 2.....

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 08:16

cont from joy

Fireman: Mam? Mam? r u okay?
Biance: (opening her eyes) where am i? where r the balls?
Fireman: What balls mam?
Bianca: Sjuru's balls?
Fireman: (looking confused) I think you were dreaming mam, you passed out because of smoke.
Bianca: so you mean Sjuru has balls
Fireman: i wouldnt know mam, we only put out fires mam, we dont count people's balls.
Bianca: r u trying to be funny with me?
Fireman: no maam, just stating the facts.
Bianca: I will *bleep!* you up my broer and stop calling me maam..ek is nie jou ma nie.
Fireman: of course not maam. (he gestures to his fellow fireman) we have one who flew over the cuckoo's nest here. bring the morphine. 

sponono
22 Feb 2008 08:21

joy...that doesnt work..angithi they were stuck with Carlita after having a rough sesion of kamastutra..remember thats why they ended up in hospy...so scratch that..Sjura is a well endowed full-functioning straight guy

anywho...Toxic you are right Vutmi give us CHAPTER 2

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 08:21

@ Toxic..... noted thanx.

faraimagic
22 Feb 2008 08:22

Suddenely some one gets into Carlita's bedroom...and calls her name thats wen she realises she has been having a drean....none of all this was true....it was just a nightmare!LMAO!

faraimagic
22 Feb 2008 08:25

eish i ment a dream!

Toxic
22 Feb 2008 08:28

hahahaha, Farai! don't spoil it man, this story could go places......

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 08:34

check out part two. 'the story goes on and on and on..."

faraimagic
22 Feb 2008 08:35

thats not  the whole idea...........but i can see people are stuck LOL!

THE  END!

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 08:35

please continue from chapter 2

joy
22 Feb 2008 08:35

ok ke wat is the story kanye kanye wit this carachters, is this the end?

Vutmi get working on starting a part 2 article and we can have a recap, pls

Vutmi
22 Feb 2008 08:37

SOS: A SPIN DOCTOR IS URGENTLY REQUIRED TO SPIN THINGS AROUND. ANYBODY OUT THERE. WE HAVE A WRITTERS BLOCK SITUATION OVER HERE.

faraimagic
22 Feb 2008 08:44

writtent by.........Vutmi

cast......

Carlita..................Nonny
Andile...................Sponono
Sjura/Lethabo.....................Faraimagic
Rejoice...............Pooky
MamDhlamini.......awelani
Driver 1...........TDC
Driver 2..........mabhebheza
Mandla........Tynt

EXTRAS......and scripts
belz
kim possible
cutie pie
lepogo
Addictv
Potash
ZARA
Spice

DIRECTED BY.....ALL ACTORS!

Toxic
22 Feb 2008 08:44

http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=storybook&ArticleID=7228

joy
25 Feb 2008 00:38

farai@but i can see people are stuck LOL! so long as they not stuck 2geda ala sjura and carlita! 
writers block can be blamed on the fact that it was friday,and hav submit work 2 our madams and baas!
firday's episode recap, visit the blog: Carlita post review!

GOODMORNING!!!!!!! PAY WEEK, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pooky
25 Feb 2008 02:02

Rejoice - Pooky ?????????????????????
Faraimagic uyandibulala..LMAO

belz
25 Feb 2008 02:35

Farai undiqhela kakubi, extra me??? LOL  Vutmie, gal can we break this blog into episodes, its getting too long to follow up and its really interesting. Maybe seasons.

Kim Possible
25 Feb 2008 02:41

@ Beltz.....gal click on that link in TDC reply....the story really goes on & on & on....

yah Farai im also complaining of being an extra infact im ToyiToying...LOL

Potash
25 Feb 2008 03:47

Mina I'm just thankful to be part of such an amazing story, no complaints from  me. This story has oscar winning potential, So when am i getn paid for being an extra and can I join u vutmi on stage when u accept ur oscar. LOL!!!!!

joy
25 Feb 2008 03:53

http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=storybook&articleID=7225

any1 wanna continue???

Vutmi
25 Feb 2008 03:53

can I join u vutmi on stage when u accept ur oscar... even better Potash, you can accept the Oscar on my behalf and do the thank you speech. dont 4get to thank all the other extras also.

Potash
25 Feb 2008 04:23

My speech wud go like this. (clearing throat)

Whooo God I cant believe I'm on live, hi to evryone in SA.
First of
I wana thank my mada, my fada, God coz if it wasnt for him I wudnt be here. I wanna thank the crew, My fellow "extras" and the main cast. I wud especially wud like to thank vutmi. Thank you for seeing my talent and giving me the opportunity to add a few words to ur marvellous work and u have also let me accept the Oscar on ur behalf (YEY!!!). And most of all I wud like to thank Kim possible, who has been my pillar of strength and has helped me get a break in the acting world. Kim has shown me anything is possible. And to faraimagic, u have made wonders, uv got a magic touch, thanks. Oh and thanks to all the vieawers of Carlitas Adventure, we wudnt be where we are if it werent for u.

Applause from audience

Kim Possible
27 Feb 2008 08:01

@Potash
And most of all I wud like to thank Kim possible, who has been my pillar of strength and has helped me get a break in the acting world. Kim has shown me anything is possible -  

*Blushing* sitting @ home infront of my  blaq & white 54cm TV with my whole neighbourhood watching saying " nganitshela nangiphikisa ukuthi bayangazi phesheya poking myself* LOL - Miss translator pls do me the honours....lol

faraimagic
27 Feb 2008 10:24

yho wen acting you dont choose a part........they will just give you the scripts!LOL LOL LOLand they call it acting...then people become celebraties.....then they dont get privacy......then they start thinking that they are important.....then then grow big heads....then they become looses....then they start taking drugs...then they die....ag shame! i wudnt like this kinda life!

Pooky
25 Jul 2008 07:48

Damn guys this was one crazy story line....still LMAO at this..........amabloggaz a-creative man Jealous Down


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