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What would you do

Written by Pinkpoodle from the blog What would you do on 01 Apr 2008
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This is my first article and i hope you guys can help so here goes...................

Here i am black and beautiful been playing guys all my life and suddenly all my friends have babies and are happily married to these fine brothers.
I have always been one of those fabulous bitches who thinks they can do without brothers in their life dont get me wrong, i mean i only needed brothers when i want a booty call.

Now everything has changed for me i am settled in my career and dont need any booty call anymore i want to get settled.

The problem....... there are no readily available brothers that can really do it to me, like my booty calls used to, I am currently dating this guy who cannot find my mouth in the dark and he is one of those brothers that do slam dunk and go and think they have done the job.
And if you tell him they way you want it they feel offended and he is like" So you think i am i cant F@#k" shit, and you leave it at that hoping next time will be better because you are holding on to him as he is a better option for the future with a good job, well settled and mind you no children elsewhere just single.

Anyway my question to you is ........Is sex so important that i have to ditch this guy because he cannot scratch the right places or should i hold on, with time he will learn, but seriously i love my Scuba so much i cant live without it.

Have you ever been in the same situation, or if you are faced with the same situation WHAT WOULD YOU DO

104 Comments

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 04:42

I know you people are very nice so i will ask you to reply in English as i do not speak all the other languages , thank you

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 04:48

Bloggers u heard now be nice and be England, I mean write in English!!!!

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 04:56

Pinky i had to laugh girl, the lack of sex skills part got me giggling. I will be back with my 2c worth. I promise i will englisherlize all the way. Welcome to TVSA by the way.

Renegade
01 Apr 2008 05:04

Hmm, interesting. I used to say i'd never be with a guy who doesnt kiss me well. Not long ago I got involved with this guys, and guess what, we ddnt kiss each other well. (i dont wanna say he couldnt kiss, it cud just have been that our lips were not compatible, i dont know). Point is, I really liked him, and i looked past that, and when we did break up in the end, it had nothing to do with the kiss.

As for sex though, eish, mina I dont think I could be with a guy who doesn't do it right, and who doesn't wanna be told how to do it either. But I've learnt to never say never. I must say thoug, Sex is not everything, but it plays a huge role, perhaps bigger for some that others. So what I'm saying is that it really depends on how much you value sex in your relationship, that will give you an answer.

Ngqesta
01 Apr 2008 05:15

my dear.......either he gets over his ego or YOU WILL CHEAT ON HIM .it's as simple as that!

WhiteSockGirl
01 Apr 2008 05:20

Hello Pink! Welcome to TVSA. Always happy to meet a fellow Fabulous Bitch.

I am with Renegade on the kissing part. In my view, a kiss is the only way that you determine if the man knows how to use those lips....

After a couple of disasterous relationships I accepted that I am no good at relationships and did the meaningless sexual flings for quite some time. Now, I now that nothing beats a healthy loving relationship... everything is just better. I now understand why the difference between love making and sex...

Is sex so important that i have to ditch this guy because he cannot scratch the right places or should i hold on, with time he will learn, but seriously i love my Scuba so much i cant live without it.
A fabulous bitch never has sex just for the sake of it or to make the other person feeling better about himself.... A fabulous bitch do it for herself.... she puts herself first. Bad sex is just not on the table... is not worth the effort or your faboulisity....
You can train him if he is trainable... but really who does have the time for that nitty gritty tasks????

WhiteSockGirl
01 Apr 2008 05:20

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 05:28

Pink you really need to sit him down and explain yr dilemma, you cant be jumping from bed to bed in search of good sex. If you really love him with every inch of your body you just cannot dump him over sex. So what is his problem? smally or he just does not know how to do the job.Is he one of those guys who just have no hope in hell in making a woman happy or he's just opposed to critisism and suggestions? Just find ways to improve yr sex life. BTW sex is important in a relationship (sexual active people ofcoz).

he is a better option for the future with a good job, well settled and mind you no children elsewhere just single It does not sound like you really love him but you think he's marriage material and has no baggage, i dont think those are the right reasons for holding on to someone and they dont make him any better than your average Sipho on the street. Maybe you should really think it through why u hooked up with this guy from the first place.

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 05:34

as an induvidual...i think sex is vital in a reletionship,but if the sex is bad as partners you have to come to terms with wats needed to be done so both of you can be happy...they say communication is the key....know about your partner's needs and wants......i find most woman in sex politics..they use sex as a weapon of punishment....LOL mina i wud liv the living *bleep!* out of you!!!!!some one once told me that if you cant doit right,someone else will meaning ,if you cant satisfy your partner someone else will and this is hugely becoming a fashion trend!

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 05:35

OK I finally decided to get myself an Oxford dictionary, coz I sense allot of "English Only Responses" plead........LOL) blogs coming up herea at TVSA.

Is sex so important that i have to ditch this guy because he cannot scratch the right places or should i hold on, with time he will learn, but seriously i love my Scuba so much i cant live without it.
I believe that there is much more to a relationship than just SEX therefore b4 u leave for just this one factor, try to do all can to see if the relationship can sustain. To me SEX is one of THEEEE most important components of a healthy relationship. To me sexual compatability is a must because there is a deeper connection that formulates when bodies meet during love making. But remember that it's not about the size of the gun, but rather, how u shoot with that small gun. So I'd say teach ur boo to be a better partner when it comes to sex and this is ur opportunity to be a teacher and show ur skills off to him. At the end he will appreciate the fact that u are being honest and not taking ur phly self somewhere else. And also tell him the areas he needs to improve upon & encourage him when u see progression *this helps the male ego allot*. And plz don't be afraid to express ur emotions coz at the end of the day u will be the unsatisfied one.

P.S - gal I hope u take something out of that ALL ENGLISH reply, coz it certainly aint my style, u know it's like a shim in tight pants and they are trying by all means to hide his pipzo but somehow the signs of his manhood are just showing..........LOL.......* That's what English waya waya does to me..........LOL*

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 05:37

then again......i wud realy appriciate it if my woman come clean if im bad in bed....she wud becum my teacher,i think wat kills most man is pride!!

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 05:39

Cnglemom my friend I must say I am impressed with ur response, u should carry on with uGeorge and lay low on the vernac............*and don't u dare suggest I do the same.......LOL*

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 05:41

The irony about teaching someone though, is that often in life, once they are fully trained they become better than u and then they take the skills somewhere else............usale ukhamisile ( u are then left hanging I mean).....tough one hey??

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 05:51

noNNY you are a very insecure woman!!!!wat happened to trust?

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 05:55

@ cnglemom So what is his problem? smally or he just does not know how to do the job.Is he one of those guys who just have no hope in hell in making a woman happy or he's just opposed to critisism and suggestions? Just find ways to improve yr sex life.
No he doesnt have a small willy he just cannot do the job and he doesnt want to be told that .
@ FMAGIC they say communication is the key....know about your partner's needs and wants......i find most woman in sex politics..they use sex as a weapon of punishment....I agree i am one of those that is used to communicating about sex but this dude does not want to talk about it, and me being tha Fabulous bitch i am am so used to making men cry for it, but its not working with this guy

Kinda gets me thinking of H24 when he said there are straiht guys who aslo lke getting it on with other fellows huh maybe he is one of those?

@Nonny -S - gal I hope u take something out of that ALL ENGLISH reply, coz it certainly aint my style, u know it's like a shim in tight pants and they are trying by all means to hide his pipzo but somehow the signs of his manhood are just showing..........LOL.......* That's what English waya waya does to me.......... LMAO thanks i know expressions i best put in ones language.

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 05:56

Pink where are you now? can you also participate gal, you cant just write a blog, sit back and relax we need yr input, engage us a little bit about brotherman.

Nonny its so painful not to take a small bite on my beautiful language, i am so tempted to vernaculise my comments but it will spoil Pink's blog. Talk about free TVSA Ingrish lessons.

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 06:02

Pink ignore prev comment, did not see your response.Thought u were just seating back expecting us to do the nitty gritty for u.

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 06:02

if he doesnt want to talk about sex then wat is he still doing with you?coz one way or the other...sex is the major part of any relationship....lets just say its bonding,so how can you bond with someone who doesnt wana talk?

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 06:06

maybe he is in the relationship by himself......why dont you let him choose?maybe he will start talking....

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 06:08

c u guys at 3, off 2 lunch.

awelani
01 Apr 2008 06:08

Pink, how old is this guy of yours, coz he sounds lyk a very old somebody, ( if u cant teach an old dog new tricks, donate it to SPCA 4 free),,,,,lol.

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 06:13

@awelani LMAO heheheh ......... he is not that old he is 28 years and according to him he only lost his Virginity at 27 last year as he was busy with his job and education, i can believe him because he sure does act like a virgin . But honestly Faraimagic talk to me you are the guy here , dont you guys discuss the moves and all amongst yourself that should help brothers like him.

Toodecent
01 Apr 2008 06:17

@awelani LMAO heheheh ......... he is not that old he is 28 years and according to him he only lost his Virginity at 27 last year as he was busy with his job and education >>>>> Since he is good at studying get him a study guide.

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 06:19

"No he doesnt have a small willy he just cannot do the job and he doesnt want to be told that ."
@ Pinkpoodle, then he is a fool for not wanting u to emppower him with tools and *strategies* that will make him a better partner. Now all of a sudden I am thinking this dog really needs to be donated to the SPCA FOR FREE!!!!

bulie
01 Apr 2008 06:21

Well Sisi i'm was in the same situation, my guy was cute handsome and has a gud job and everything but when it cums to bed man he is clueless when i mean clueless i feel nothing its like he is just on top of me not doing anything and i tried to be on top but still and i noticed that his BOAT is too small for me. At the first time i thought maybe its our first time having sex together but as days and time go by i realise that no he is not cracking it so i asked him what is his problem did he ever answered no so i just ditched him. Yes its important u cant expect to have sex with sum1 and dont enjoy the pleasures. So i was thinking of showing him the basics but hey u cant teach an old dog new tricks but sumtimes u can but i was not prepared to waste my time on that so i left him.He is still calling me and asking me what happenned and i said no u not what i expected u to be maybe i expected too much but i cant go on like this. So now i have a KING in bed i mean my current guy damn i'm telling u.

jazzyree
01 Apr 2008 06:21

@ toodecent LMAO, i couldnt agree with you more, maybe you should rent some porn movie so he can see all the moves

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 06:24

Pink....my frends are crazy we talk about anything! so yes including the sex part,thats why i find it very hard to beleave that 2 minute noodles exist!....LOL almost every guy i know claim to be good in bed...ok laddies tell me...what makes a man good in bed?

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 06:25

"he is not that old he is 28 years and according to him he only lost his Virginity at 27 last year as he was busy with his job and education, i can believe him because he sure does act like a virgin"
@ Pinkpoodle - I always knew this waiting for too long business seldom pays.........now look he has only been in the industry for a year and I certainly don't was too old to begin such a hectic and worthy course........LMAO......I have only realsied now that u actually have a serious problem on ur hands.........LOL!!!!

awelani
01 Apr 2008 06:25

Oh, now it makes sence, he is a "newby", maybe he thinks that's how it's done. How about u invest in some very good porn dvd's and u watch 2geda (unless he thinks it's gross), maybe he will learn somthing from there since he's a stubborn mule. and if he still daznt wanna learn, maybe he shuld get himself a virgin too, then they can teach each ada, althoug it's gonna be a case of the blind leading the blind.

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 06:26

I am just loving your guys answers i am so tempted to print all the responses and just throw it up his face,hehehehe that would be nice !!!

Even if i try to get on top and do my thing , he pushes me down he wants to be on top all the time and yet he is so clueless oh maybe i should get myself those kinky staff like the handcuff and tie him to the bed that way i will get my way with him

STROH
01 Apr 2008 06:28

@ awelani..................if u cant teach an old dog new tricks, donate it to SPCA 4 free),,,,,lol.........................you killin me............

@faraimagic................i wish i can have a guy like,sum1 who is willing to learn................lol................

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 06:28

@Jazzree LMAO vele maybe thats his problem.....he probably spend most of his time watching porn then musterbates,so wen its time to do the real thing he is probably tired......he he he he

awelani
01 Apr 2008 06:29

PP, how about u hook up ur guy with Farai, he might listen to ada guys u know,maybe he feels a bit emasculated when he hears it from a female.

tshepiso
01 Apr 2008 06:31

Anyway my question to you is ........Is sex so important that i have to ditch this guy because he cannot scratch the right places or should i hold on, with time he will learn, but seriously i love my Scuba so much i cant live without it.

pINK, SEX IS REALLY THE ISSUE HERE, YOU CANNOT LIVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE PRETENDING YOUR ARE SATISFIED WHERAS U ARE NOT.
LOVING SCUDA OR NOT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE HIM FOR THE NEXT GENERATIONS OR TAKE HIM FOR LESSONS.
REMEMBER DARLING THER IS THOSE HERBALISTS WHICH CAN MAKE HIS PENIS GROW AND TOUCHES THOSE PARTS.

Have you ever been in the same situation, or if you are faced with the same situation WHAT WOULD YOU DO

YEP, many time even now but because I love him so much I feel he reaches those parts wheras he is tooooooooooooo short man!

eish<> I LIKE your topic!!!!!!!

awelani
01 Apr 2008 06:32

LOl @ farai.

Muntuza
01 Apr 2008 06:34

I am still riding on the same road sista gal. Don't tell him where to scratch the rite places but take his hand in a polite way a few times & do it for yourself he figure it out if he's clever(not a virgin). The 1 I thought would do it for me hated me for my achievements (danger to society). The current one has a full house package but the b*nking part is not that full house. Teach him indirectly how to satisfy you or kip the booty kol settling down is just a formality. Settling down might not be what you dream it would be not being negative but checking the reality the booty kol might be the better...

Lex
01 Apr 2008 06:36

Eish and Lexie loves herself some action,but if the brother's no good,then sorry he gotta go.(Never say never hey :-))

KeleFabulous
01 Apr 2008 06:37

what's more important here? the fact that as you say, u need your baboodle or the fact that he doesn't seem open to the idea of exploring ways of pleasing you???

mathata
01 Apr 2008 06:37

@PINK what kind of teacher are you?you just write n vanish,aaaaa
PINK im sorry abt this english thing,but me my dear where iam i miss my family,friends,amakwaphene even male prostitude so when u say ENGLISH i dont get it,DO YOU KNOW I COMMUNICATE with bloggers more than anyone bcz i hate where Iam

if wasnt poverty i will be just speaking sesotho at home n one thing i didnt know XHOSA but i learn it from TVSA blgs,so pls when you are in TVSA do what TVSA do

Honey ,good sexes ,rich n honest men are gays,where are you this planet now sodoma le gomora,right now if you have someone who has sex pro put vigra on his tea,but if apalla eo let him go

I will advice you to get young student who come from poor family n build him they way you want,if doesnt work go n buy it n use cd,STOP STRESSING YOUR SELF,HOW CAN YOU STAY WITH SOMEONE NUMB,LET HIM GO,to old age

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 06:39

What makes a man good in bed?.........eish I would need to gooi a bity of vernac to make this answer tangible..........LOL......but ke luckily I somehow have a sofspot for Pinkypoodle so I will behave and follow her rules!!!!

Neway Fara, to me and a man that is good in bed, is not selfish and he takes his time. Bearing in mind that a man is aroused way too quicker than us woman, therefore a good man will consider this factor in his moves. A man that is good in bed also listens and his hearing shows in his actions. A good man also alos appreeciates the saying that: "A woman needs to be a lady in the streets and wh*r* in bed". Leave ur fears outside and make the best of what is infront of u. Break all the boundries, now to me that is a good man and obviosly u gotta make me me come with ease. For piets sake, sex b4 marriage is a sin, so u might as well make the best of sinning...........LOL........@ Fara, wena what makes a woman good in bed to u???

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 06:40

awelani sies!! he he he he.......

Honeypot
01 Apr 2008 06:42

There is nothing as uncomfortable as not being able to talk about sex in a relationship, I think it make things easier if you talk. I know for some people sex talk is bit uncomfortable but you need to come up with ways to stimulate such talks. Like buying cosmo magazine when they talk about sex positions and tips, read those mags when he is around and ask for his input and see how he responds, and jokingly suggest those tips like (e.g I think we should try position 6 what do u think ?) Because no matter how many times we can say sex is not everything, the fact is it plays a very vital rolein sustaining a relationship.Imagine not being satisfied and you can't even tell yo partner that they didn't hit the spot......TORTURE!

Segololo
01 Apr 2008 06:47

oh mathata *sigh*

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 06:48

noNNy wat makes a woman good in bed?...well firstly she gotta be smart..i mean clean,very clean for i am the type who likes to explore both hands and tounge!.....secondly she gotta have a good smell...you know wat i mean...then she has to be willing.................jah stuff like that shud i go on?

tshepiso
01 Apr 2008 06:48

@ Farai ,what makes a man good in bed?

1= his touch
2= smell
3= voice
4=kiss
5=kiss
6= kiss till it rains
7= entrance
8=movements
9=reaching parts
10=helpful in those times of ///////////u know mos!!!!!!!!

LM
01 Apr 2008 06:50

@Farai: LOL almost every guy i know claim to be good in bed... And those that normally preach about how good they are in bed, are usually VERY LOUSY.

what makes a man good in bed? I will only speak for myself good bloggas: me I want somebody who gooi it like we never tholad each other before or it is our last time....I don't want someone who touches me as if he doesn't want to (as if touching a fig, LOL). He must not be inhibited....we should do it anywhere, anyhow & anytime. I

awelani
01 Apr 2008 06:53

Farai, I didnt mean "hook up" in dat way, I meant maybe u can meet him with ur frends 4 drinks and tok about how to make a woman feel good and beg 4 more.....

PP, maybe u must ask H24 to spend some tym with ur guy, he will learn a lot, just pray he daznt convert him........lol.

awelani
01 Apr 2008 06:56

LM : @Farai: LOL almost every guy i know claim to be good in bed... And those that normally preach about how good they are in bed, are usually VERY LOUSY. I know xactly what u mean.

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 06:57

@ Farai ,what makes a man good in bed?
##He should listen to my body and responses and know when he has reached the G spot
2. He should meet my needs before he meets his ie make me come before him
3. He should ask me if he is doing the right thing
4. He should tell me if the sex was good and cuddle me afterwards
5. Should enter me when i am good and ready ie crying for him to>>>>>>>>

@ Honeypot.. I used to have a booty call who used to Love cosmo we would buy it and try everything in and i tell you guys the sex was Fantabulous

mathata
01 Apr 2008 06:59

@segololo,you know my name,sex is exercise it can save your life,so there is no need to bring dead person on top of you,n men who are bad in bed they can shower you with money,he knows himself,i rather *bleep!* 19yr secreatly who cares,sex is exercise this person will be saving me to worry abt my weight,If Mugabe is good i can even close my eyes n giveit to him

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 07:00

@ Fara, eish u are so right that hygiene is a must!!!!!! Otherwise it leaves no room for exploring if a person is unygienic coz hello we are living in a Zombolicious world, so we gotta be extra precuatious!!!!

jazzyree
01 Apr 2008 07:03

Most men that claim to be good in bed cannot even go on for a second round they always say Oh baby give me ten minutes and i will be up and running and then they fall asleep only to wake up the next and you my sister are left wanting more

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 07:06

PP you have it rght so why not tell him the things you wrote,maybe he will come around..also a tip buy him magazines....especialy woman mags....

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 07:07

@Mathata If Mugabe is good i can even close my eyes n giveit to himLMAO heheheehe yuweee girl you kill me ............................

sponono
01 Apr 2008 07:09

Nonny ...what was said about using THAT word...hayyibo YOU MUST NEVA...LOL

Segololo....I understand where you comin from..*sigh*

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 07:16

@ Spopo, eish I forgot, angithi (isn't) I am restricted to Ingrish only in this blog, so I kinda ran out of English words..........LOL.......hhayi kabi (I mean not badly......LOL)

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 07:16

@Mathata LMAO!

mabhebheza
01 Apr 2008 07:17

Shuu Welcum Pink..
Thats trauma "bad sex" and not willling to learn =Huge problem !!
If u are want 2setle down right? u cant do that with someones who ur battling with communication ..i think the whole relationship is doomed becoz of his ego..4now its sex what next..???

27yrs and a virgin ....busy with education tjo .."Knowledge is Power" he rly needs 2use his power in bed...haai dear in the long run u gonna cheat on him so face IT Now!! Tell him and be sincere about it ...!! shooo i cant stand bad sex .."see me now see no more"

awelani
01 Apr 2008 07:20

Sies Mathata, Mugabe,,,,,,,gal u must love urself man.....lol.

Farai, do u also buy woman's mags? or some1 buys for 1 to "educate" u?? just kidding.......

mabhebheza
01 Apr 2008 07:26

I hate load shedding my battery is dying out and this article is sooo interesting
Eskom and that boy of urs Pink ziyafana( same thing)=tsunami's!!

mathata
01 Apr 2008 07:27

honey im just if man is good i will go for him is just example with mugabe,you want me to say who robert marawa ,aowa

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 07:29

So wen is it right to have sex? coz i see these days people bonk anywhere...in the loo's ,shopping malls,parking slots........especialy teens meeting thru mix it....people its scary....
women......maybe the problem is you wait for yo man to initiate the process...why dont you demand it?

that reminds me of this joke........a young couple got married...during the first year,the husband was bossy,telling his wife that his food must always be ready before he comes back from work,that wen he goes out with his friends she must not ask where he was,then the second year the wife got fed up and said to her husband..."i want you to know that there will be sex everyday at 20.30pm in this house!!whether you are there or not!.............beliv me he will think again..

Feza
01 Apr 2008 07:29

Sex is very important in a relationship, only through that way can the two people bond and become one.

If one party is not getting satisfied or getting uncomfortable in the process then...thats too bad. See if the problem can be fixed, if not, ditch the dude.

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 07:32

@awelani yho i love my sex!!! soooooo i actually go and buy them every month or weekly,from True Love to wat ever Mag in the Store..........wat can you say I GAT STYLE!! hi hi hi hi

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 07:37

@mabhebhy 27yrs and a virgin ....busy with education tjo .."Knowledge is Power" he rly needs 2use his power in bed...haai dear in the long run u gonna cheat on him so face IT Now!! Tell him and be sincere about it ...!! shooo i cant stand bad sex .."see me now see no more" LOL!

Guys give the poor guy a break, oh my gawd only at 27 for a guy! Pink its really not because he's being stubborn but the poor guy is inexperienced and sex can be very overwhelming for first timers (men). This is a tough one for real and you have to do a whole lot of grooming. You really have to be patient and understanding with this Harvard guy. It just shows Gaad does not give you everything!

I dont want to be negative but a lady of your experience and such extensive knowledge of sex stuck with such clueless booksmart is a recipe for disaster. It wont matter how many degrees and doctorates he's got on his name but the nights with him are going to be very long and cold, mind you winter is approaching.

mathata
01 Apr 2008 07:38

@awelani you just came in out of curtain,im still saying if Mogabe he is good i can giveit to him,Why Grace she still will him do you think she is stuped,Honey no ,he is good in bed

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 07:39

"If Mugabe is good i can even close my eyes n giveit to him"..........Oh hell no Mathata, Mugabe is TOO dam ugly and unbearable, imagine what he looks like when he cums, coz he is terryfying ethule nje (when he's quiet)!!!!

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 07:43

NOnny sex is not about looks!!! but the energy and attraction...see why woman dont enjoy sex!....you should see how ugly i am mara my Gelfrend keeps coming back...sometimes she even cries........wena uyadlala(u are playing)....!

awelani
01 Apr 2008 07:50

@Nonny:imagine what he looks like when he cums, coz he is terryfying ethule nje (when he's quiet)!!!!,,,,,,,,,,it was just a matter of tym b4 u started with ur craziness..............LMAO,but u r ryt, that guy is so ugly he resembles one of the animals (from the ape family), so Mathata, u do have mathata 4 real, ,,,,,and i think grace is with him coz she has no choice or she's in it 4 the money, what if she leaves him then he kills her, that dude is scray.

awelani
01 Apr 2008 07:53

Farai, who is better looking btwn u & mr mugabe???

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 07:55

@ Faraimagic ...So wen is it right to have sex? coz i see these days people bonk anywhere...in the loo's ,shopping malls,parking slots........especialy teens meeting thru mix it....people its scary.... i would say anyplace is good enough i think the thrill of getting caught makes it even more interesting , that reminds me last year one of my booty calls was my imediate boss when ever we had time we would shag in his car down in the basement , or in the boardroom during lunch mind you everyone would be in their offices , i am not sure if anyone heard us but was just too scared to ask
@ cnglemom dont want to be negative but a lady of your experience and such extensive knowledge of sex stuck with such clueless booksmart is a recipe for disaster ... Yeah i agree with you there i dread goin to bed now because the thought of another slam dunk just puts me off i dont want a situation where i will be having a booty call while i married to this guy and i will definately take your guys advice and try and talk to the brother will keep developments

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:04

Awelani ...yho i think Mugabe looks better than i do!!!!i think the only dif is im taller than him...im tall>

PinkP yho i once had sex in a park....that was amazing and i neva felt that way again...you know that feeling of fearing to be caught....

mathata
01 Apr 2008 08:06

ok guys what abt salif keita,if mugabe he is a good fucker is just like that , jelous down,but i was readind somewhere they said he is got one..............,i dont want to get in to details

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 08:08

@farai NOnny sex is not about looks!!! but the energy and attraction...see why woman dont enjoy sex!....you should see how ugly i am mara my Gelfrend keeps coming back...sometimes she even cries........wena uyadlala(u are playing)....! you are finishing me dude, are u that ugly?

Honeypot
01 Apr 2008 08:11

A friend of mine had adilemma almost like yours Pinkp, she was dating this guy(Almost like Khaphela from Gen) who had a french fry and worst of all, it could n't stay up for 10 minutes, My friend was asking us how he should tell the guy that she is not satisfied, so came up with this idea! she went to spend a night at this guys place and the brother did his usually short perfomance and laid next to her exhausted, she asked him if he was tired, of course he was, she then whip out her vibrator next to this dude and he was so shocked, He never called her again he even relocated and changed his numbers, we never ever heard of him again, he even quit his job and left Joburg.........(The End)

Lex
01 Apr 2008 08:16

@ PP - used to have a booty call who used to Love cosmo we would buy it and try everything in and i tell you guys the sex was Fantabulous, I say go back to him,he will still be a booty call until you find the person you wannna settle with.Your guy is way too...(eish I dont even know how to put it in words).I'm just glad my boyfriend never takes offence when we talk about our love making and vice versa.

By the way,you did say the responses should be in English ne,but I dont know which language somebody is using here (y'all know who I'm talking[writing] about)LOL!

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:17

Cnglemother yes im that ugly........i think the reason i dated was i stole my Gfrend from a frend after she heard storries......(jokes) mara if i had anyone to give as an example i wud....tell.

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 08:18

@honeypot LMAO eheheheheh you got me in stitches yho!

me i would never go for an ugly guy sorry farai you have to have kissable lips cause if i cant kiss you then i cant f@#ck you

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:20

bottom line is sex is like money....you will never have enuf.the more you have the more you want it,so to keep your status you must keep keeping on.he he he he..confession from a sex addict......ME!

mathata
01 Apr 2008 08:21

guys did you know onetime ,this oldman think i was innocent girl, untill this young man dump me for a gay guy,so i was suspecting this 89 old man that it seems like his got too much of it bcz when he sit down you can see there is a fire,so this time after they dump ,i went ther n ask for it,iiyo this old man osamonyatsa,he gaveit to me,im still asking abt monopouse on man the is nothing like that,the way ke senang dihlong when i want i will go n look for him

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 08:21

you are guys are disgusting, how you do you mugabe & sex in the same sentence, that man is ugly enough to put anyone offsex.

Pinkpoodle where you thinking you hit the jackpot after scoring this Bill Gate clone, think about it girlfriend you will never have to worry about cash, debt trap; dramatic baby mamas; syphillis or clamydia and you wont have worries upon bringing him home to mommy dearest and all these other things that are associated with poverty. He's the perfect guy to bring to the parents. You will just finger yourself should the need arise.

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:24

PinkP thats alright mara they say Job iJob,...i dont take sex simple its just like any other work...and you must work hard!

awelani
01 Apr 2008 08:29

Cnglma: You will just finger yourself should the need arise.,,,,now Y wuld u wana do dat if u got some1, if he aint doing it ryt, show him the exit (i mean the door), maybe Pink must just do what honeypot's frendo did....

mathata
01 Apr 2008 08:30

those good looking man,they go for 19sec,n they will go to bathroom n look them self in the mirrow with towel on the neck like he is been working ,fokol,i dont want good looking guy,modimo never aofe all of them

Anyway where is PINKY?

jazzyree
01 Apr 2008 08:31

PinkP I agree with Cnglemother there will be less dramas with this guy no baby mamas and he most probably knows he sucks so he wil never cheat on you , thats the reason for him being all defensive when you try to tell him, and definately no diseases for you

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 08:33

Guys what if i do take the time to groom this guy and he gets confident with himself and decides to bonk every jill that comes his way. Men do that you build him up and he starts acting like he made you , its always tricky because he never had a chance to paly around and experiment like most guys

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:36

hope someone wont read this,otherwise you might read somewhere in capital letters...ENGAGEMENT BROKE OFF!!! mara that girl Zukiswa(bridget in Genrubish)...yho ngiyamulgalela.....i can do her for hours none stop,that she will never want to see a dick for 3months.........her and Precious Kofi!!!!top secret! LOL

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 08:36

Farai enuf with your marketing strategy who are you trying to shag at TVSA? You must be very good at what you do hey? what's your speciality? what makes this woman of yours scream? what do you do her?

jazzyree
01 Apr 2008 08:47

Guys thanks for responses keep em coming i love them , will read them later am off to a meeting i think i have just had a very good first day at TVSA LATER

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:47

Cnglemother......i dont have a speciality....we talk!

Segololo
01 Apr 2008 08:47

mathata<<those good looking man,they go for 19sec,>> i think you sell yourself short! Even the comments yesterday on H24's blog you simply kept putting your standards low! I know those ugly peeps need a shag but damn! Mugabe is a hell no! Maybe you should try a good looking dude who doesn't have to check a mirror if they look good enough to do it! Get a good looking guy that knows and gives what you want!

Pink: Gal, that man needs to learn a lot about the deed. Buy a Cosmo mag and tell him it would really be exciting to do the helicopter position, as a newly unvirgined he needs to explore his sexuality. You need to be sympathetic to his self-esteem issues as well, he has recently tatsed what reeeel good stuff is and your concerns may come thru as criticism to him as he is in very unfamiliar territory and really is still sensitive about his lack of knowledge. stroke the ego by insisting you love the sex but are really openminded enough to get you guys to a groove higher than the highest note mariah carey can sing! VERY LONG BJ's, without penetration, sometimes break the ice on these kind of peeps! Be firm about what you want, if he can't take that then he simply is not the dude for you. When a respectful, caring and loving man that knows that a a woman's sexual satisfaction is important in a relationship comes along his baggage won't matter!

Pinkpoodle
01 Apr 2008 08:49

oopss sorry jazzy is in the same office as me so i was using her machine in case you get confused , later guys and dolls

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:50

Cnglemother if Zukiswa is on TVSA then its her im marketing myself to, otherwise i think im doing the topic....what would you do?

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 08:53

If all else fails Pink, just print this for him and leave in his laptop bag, coz I am sure it will be the first thing he sees when he gets to work tomorrow morning, next thing we know we have a new blogger here at TVSA (Mr kindof still a virgin.......LOL) and we will also give him a Dr Phil talk and all ur problems will be solved...........LOL

Nonny
01 Apr 2008 08:57

Glad to hear u enjoyed ur first day here ate TVSA, Pinkpoodle, twas a good day indeed, and in helping urself u indirectly helped others that were in ur shoes...........*and no guys, I an't talking about me, ya'll know I don't comproomize when it comes to good sex*........LOL

faraimagic
01 Apr 2008 08:59

yho i enjoyed reading this! thanx>....!!!!!

Cnglemother
01 Apr 2008 09:01

Farai u r something else,

cheers TVSA people, goodluck Pink and pls be sensitive and patient with this poor soul, its not his fault that books and classes deprived him of the pleasures of the world, we cant have a world of Jacob Zumas only we do need a bit of Bill Gates here and there to make it the world an interesting place.

mathata
01 Apr 2008 09:04

segololo,why le tshaba nnete,sometimes you need to be honest,for now im happy married,example n opinion they differ,abt h24 yes ladies they push wrong guys to love them,here we talk abt good n bad sex,it can happen you love good looking guy who is bad in bed,what i was saying we judge people wrongly

you judge me or not i dont care,im happy where i am,sex is like big looking house,but ele feilla bontle bokae, n i hate people who brag,bcz you dont know m

Segololo
02 Apr 2008 02:15

mathata: my apologies.

vivacious
03 Apr 2008 03:39

Sex is abt both parties doing it, 4me i think de is no use 4 u 2 hold on while knowing ur not getting ur part of da pleasure. If u feel he is not satisfying u move on 2 greener pastures where ul actually have a patner who will satisfy u and u satisfy him!!!!!

CALIL
04 Apr 2008 07:08

I understand what you are going through.all I wanted was to get married to my boyfriend of six years.he paid lobola but we didn't have a wedding.six weeks after that he cheated on me with two girls so now i regret commiting myself to him.since he was caught ,he apologised and was really sincere.now I miss all the action and I'm busy fooling around with some guy.as for the sex part you have to be satisfied otherwise you are going nowhere.

VusiK
12 Aug 2011 11:26

Is sex so important that i have to ditch this guy because he cannot scratch the right places

YES IT IS ...

Teach, if they refuse to learn ... don't stay!
It is extremely important to be content, satisfied, happy and ecstatic with your sex life ...

If you are not ... You will always be wondering, looking outside the window ... and .... TEMPTED!!!

Pinkpoodle
12 Aug 2011 11:46

Kwaa Vusi !!!

Eish thats when i was a newby

VusiK
12 Aug 2011 12:21

Yah Hey ...

You have come a Loooong way !!!
Yes ... Good sex is very important
Great Sex is Very importnt
Awesome Sex is absolutely necessary !!!
and
Get that brother Diving Pinky .. Teach him !!!

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