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What man don't want.

Written by No Name from the blog Which woman, man hates. on 16 Apr 2008
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Please don’t kill the messenger, What Man hates in women, please note that it is in English so that no one says ‘A ke itse sezulu / setswana nna.

They hate: 1. Women who gossip (get a life)

2. Women who say, Ha ana koloi (when their fathers don’t even own a bicycle) 3. Women who wear expensive clothes and still sleep on the floor
4. Women who are over 21 and still say (mama a kase dumele)
5. women who accept drinks from a man the whole night and wont give it up
6. Women who want to be taken to 5 star hotels and they can’t even afford ( bed & brealkfast lodges ) or to buy themselves a bed
7. Women who can’t even wash their own underwear
8. Women who think they are special when they are indirect prostitutes (Bo kuku nkopele boroko, pipi e tsene ka kgotso )
9. Women who think their high paying jobs are a way to pull men by their balls 10. Women who still ask men ( o setse o rotile ) during sex. ( why the hell am I still on top of you).
11. Women who don’t clean up their fanny’s ( Kuku ) You wash your car don’t you
12. Women who drive expensive cars and can’t change a flat tyre 13. Women who sleep with men and don’t want to be seen with them in public (o go estsa o tswe ditete at night though)
14. Women who ask, do I look fat when they know they are (go to gym fatty)
15. Women who think giving a man sex is a favour while they enjoy it more… 16. Women who think all men are foreigners and should be giving them money (Get a damn job)
17. Women who think that sex is like christmas and should done once a year even though they are married.
18. Women who compare their partners with international film stars (shame on you, you won’t meet them and you are also not Naomi Campbell )
19. Women who pretend not to know how to give blow jobs, but do it well to get a promotion. (sies !)
20. Women who don’t wear bras and walk around with tits that are at their knees. (They are not rubber and will not come back)
21. Women with low cut jeans and full of strech marks that look nasty (go to gym )
22. Stop seducing us and screeming sexual harrasment when we make advances
23. A head-ache that lasts two weeks is a problem, see a damn doctor
24. You expect us to trust you but you bleed for a week and not die.
25. You expect us to enjoy sex but your entertainment area is close to the sewage zone
26. Stop wearing you micro mini’s in winter, le tla omella dikuku le marago le bolaiwe ke serame.
27. When I say I love you, it does not mean that I’ll marry you ( It means ke mo tlaleng, bula dirope )

28. No sex for a week means that I can do your friend or sister

51 Comments

No Name
16 Apr 2008 06:57

Lets hear what everyone says...

Vutmi
16 Apr 2008 07:00

@No Name...sweets cant you break it down a bit...it looks a bit congested....dont shoot me now...just a suggestion...LOL...

spice
16 Apr 2008 07:04

a GOOD SUGGETION my dear friend now go on sweety and make it over neh we'll be back

No Name
16 Apr 2008 07:07

Sooooorri neeh....

spice
16 Apr 2008 07:11

Okay im back amd im not impressed by this e-mail its total K*K

MamaOmpha
16 Apr 2008 07:15

@ NO NAME>>>>>>>>Its an interesting topic but a bit vulgar for me. since you are a messenger can you please ask the person who sent you to tone it down a bit on the language. Im all for freedom of speech but EISH this is too just too much.

Cande
16 Apr 2008 07:19

Why is it always about what men want? Why is it never about what women want?? I don't care what men want coz they also do not care about what i want...I just become myself in a relationship........

Cande
16 Apr 2008 07:22

This is real K#k....The language is too hectic..Haaiye man...! gante botho bo ile kae??

monchooza
16 Apr 2008 07:25

19. Women who pretend not to know how to give blow jobs, but do it well to get a promotion.

Number 19 is a classic and so so true

KeleFabulous
16 Apr 2008 07:34

this is rubbish

lepogo
16 Apr 2008 07:38

This is funny-in juvenile way-the kinda thing that would be enjoyed by Chilli M......

Numbers 2,8,10,14,19,20 are...as Monchooza said,classics

MamaOmpha
16 Apr 2008 07:41

9.Women who think their high paying jobs are a way to pull men by their balls

A man generally thinks that if a woman earns more that him she's gonna want to control him. So he comes fully equiped with a shield and spear even when there is no war. So the slightest threat to his manhood he's ready to attack.

ENGLISH LE YONA. I CAN EXPRESS MYSELF THE WAY I WANT TO

Amaka
16 Apr 2008 07:48

Don't know what you mean by "don't kill the messenger". Are you not the author of the post? Some things don't belong on this list like:

18. Women who compare their partners with international film stars (shame on you, you won’t meet them and you are also not Naomi Campbell )
Shame on you! Guys do this all the time, they always fantasise about models and all these unattainable women.

21. Women with low cut jeans and full of strech marks that look nasty (go to gym )
I see fat men with cellulite and beer bellies (umkhaba), walking with bravado like they are Taye Diggs, at the beach every year who criticises them?

And...

11. Women who don’t clean up their fanny’s ( Kuku ) You wash your car don’t you

What kind of skanks do you sorround yourselt with?

Feza
16 Apr 2008 07:49

thank you MamaOmpha.

Pinkpoodle
16 Apr 2008 07:51

5. women who accept drinks from a man the whole night and wont give it up.. Hell .........I never asked for the drink if he buys thats his problem i am not worth a measly beer
12. Women who drive expensive cars and can’t change a flat tyre .... thts your job as a men dont get jelousy now because you're probably driving a citi Golf owning it doesnt mean i have to be able to fix it
22. Stop seducing us and screeming sexual harrasment when we make advances just because i look sexy doesnt mean i am seducing you

Nonny
16 Apr 2008 07:52

OMG, what am I reading?

Nonny
16 Apr 2008 07:54

Oh and I have recieved this piece of $#@% via email a while ago, so why isn't the "real" Author credited here????

Kapakapa
16 Apr 2008 07:55

Huu bathong, vulgar vulgar vulgar

14. Women who ask, do I look fat when they know they are (go to gym fatty) hahaha

points 1-28, surely thats just pure generalisation and cant be true for all men. anyway i think this kind of posts should be reserved for our email buddies and not for the rest of the world to see!

my 2cents worth

1nOnly
16 Apr 2008 08:01

Well said Kapakapa!
No Name as the "messenger" please let us know who sent you.

jazzyree
16 Apr 2008 08:07

jeez, i thought posts should be Tv related or anything that we all relate with so we can have fun, sis find something better to do than attack remember the majority of Tvsa are women so please dont insult us, an apology should be in order here

Shadow
16 Apr 2008 08:07

No Name as the "messenger" please let us know who sent you.
No Name was sent by Pick n' Pay....................Jokin'

This e-mail is demeaning.....

monchooza
16 Apr 2008 08:10

If this was about men being lousy lovers a lot of women would be saying Amen kulondawo....but manje cause its about women....a lot of you are against a lot of things said here. not that i am saying all women are like this mara mina i know a few women who fit very well within the context of this email

Feza
16 Apr 2008 08:10

I think a male colleague of mine has the less-vulgary version of this: here it goes:

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story.

(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, motorsport, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Nonny
16 Apr 2008 08:16

No Name was sent by Pick n' Pay....................LMAO, Shadow this is a good one!!!!

P.S - @ Feza, thanks for the neater & well spaced out version of the email.

Molilo
16 Apr 2008 08:19

4, 8, 13, 20, 26, 27 made me LOL

Feza
16 Apr 2008 08:23

Welcome Non

Best-Achiever
16 Apr 2008 08:25

4. Women who are over 21 and still say (mama a kase dumele)

@ No Name ....A ke itse seTswana nna ...LOL

mathata
16 Apr 2008 08:31

Im still saying nnete ya baba
@NO NAME ba sa tshosa they always behave like this,all i can say kgale o di bona,le wena you mix your self with wrong people,ther are goood girls out there

sponono
16 Apr 2008 08:37

I see we still do the chain email.recycling up-in here'..(with translations nogal)..oh well...some of it is funny otherwise...yadah yadah yadah

Dabs
16 Apr 2008 08:46

Guys please man, people always get worked up by these e-mails. I'm really not offended by this because I am non of the above. There are women like this and I'm not one of them so I really don't give cuff.

Nonny
16 Apr 2008 08:49

"I see we still do the chain email.recycling up-in here'..(with translations nogal)..oh well...some of it is funny otherwise...yadah yadah yadah"
LMAO, yah man Sponza, old habits die hard...........LOL

Mambox
16 Apr 2008 08:58

21. Women with low cut jeans and full of strech marks that look nasty (go to gym )

Some people need a bit of education, going to gym doesn't remove strech marks nx!!

yeah yeah i do have them so what :-(

Lady D
16 Apr 2008 09:13

Sham...this is sooo 2001,i dont know how many times i have received this.But then,anything goes mo tvsa!!!

mathata
16 Apr 2008 09:16

ha ha ha

Brown Shuga
16 Apr 2008 10:36

LOL

mathata
16 Apr 2008 11:17

tell them

motho419
16 Apr 2008 12:26

nnete ya baba, mara all of dis is oh so true !

Dimago
16 Apr 2008 12:48

hmmmmm...

mathata
16 Apr 2008 13:27

Im still saying nnete ya baba

WhiteSockGirl
16 Apr 2008 13:40

So, someone dated a 5c hooker that has a STD and refused to give blow jobs and regularly fakes headaches? And then 'the someone' decided to tell the whole world about it by circulating the above whatever in an e-mail? Some people just have no SHAME!

tshepiso
17 Apr 2008 00:07

ijooooooooooooooooooooo! tota ke bala matlakala a eng fa?

No Name lenna ke na le something from an e-mail against men

felfel
17 Apr 2008 00:27

Gooi dit Tshepiso...

sponono
17 Apr 2008 00:41

LOL @ WSG

pullie
17 Apr 2008 00:53

mnxmn.....!!!!

lepogo
17 Apr 2008 00:55

Let me clarify something quickly:My finding such lowbrow humour hilarious doesnt mean I agree with any of it-knowing peeps from around here,in no time there shall be male bashing contest going on which will go further to validate such Chillisque neanderthal take on women....

Rather we spend time on a blog recently submitted by Kelefab on ways to beat the system and share such secrets.

This and male bashing definately doesnt warrant as much attention and anger already reflected in here.

myname
17 Apr 2008 01:31

Some people never grow up u know.........................

Madamzee
17 Apr 2008 02:07

8. Women who think they are special when they are indirect prostitutes (Bo kuku nkopele boroko, pipi e tsene ka kgotso )

what the hell??? bathong wena! o ngwana mang ye???? so much vulgar!!!!! NX!!!!

Simmone
17 Apr 2008 02:34

* Loud Sigh* This is what you get when blogging with underage children.

Trix
17 Apr 2008 02:40

This is so pre-historic......!!!

No Name
17 Apr 2008 07:49

mmmhhhhh...........thanx for ya'll responces

Nonny
17 Apr 2008 07:54

@ No Name, does that thank you come for u or the person who sent u, coz if I remember correctly u did say u are only a messenger?

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