I knew something was cooking when I first read that
"Khanyi and Chomee are to sing the same tune". The next thing the two rock up at the SAMA's dressed horribly the same. Are they competing with each other over something. Well, well, apparently the two are actually in the same bed with some other executive producer known as Katz Rakoma.
No people don't raise your blood pressures from excitement. Apparently Mr Katz has hired the two girls to be in his SABC1 show, Music Lounge which will on Saturdays at 12pm to 1pm.
'Just when I was recovering from Saturday's torture from the horrific shining stars(ouch my eyes) I read that Khanyi and Chomee to become
FASHION POLICE! The two will be going around interviewing and criticizing other people's dress sense. Like what? Flashback made me faint. I remember seeing the Oseleng Twins( Oslen Twins) holding microphones into people's faces. I thought the mics actually came with the outfits.
No wonder they were dressed like the Katzkats(lol) Nompopies( not the Pussycat Dolls). At first I thought this was a joke, for a show like Pure Monate Show.
Actually the two girls were working. Interviewing the best and the worst dressed on the NO CARPET at the SAMAs. I really would like to see this one, especially for the blue designer dress.
Back to the fashion police: I bet Amstel(the one who gets mentioned for nothing) was the stylist or his fashion taste has rubbed off on Khanyi(Shine-shine). Khanyi then said:
" Chomee a re apare ka ho tshwana(let's dress the same way) so that Authur can't tell us apart." I say this was a sabortage! You know when a girl is intimidated by her peer she will come up with an idea like this one. She will then make sure her peer looks worse than she does. Anyway Chomee fell for it because she said in her own words that she will teach Khanyi her dance moves and Khanyi will teach her her dress sense.
You are probably wondering how the
Ak'SAMA FASHION AWARDS WORST DRESSED become qualified for the job: Well apparently Chomee qualified for winning th
Best Styled Artist 2006( Mmm.. two years ago). Ya, Chomee your Kylie Minogue/ Madonna style is very hot for stage peformances. Clothing is just hard for you. As for Khanyi she qualified for her
expensive fashion taste. Well I didn't know wearing a R10 000 "twak"outfit can get you a fashion job. Anyway the SAP force is full of very big people who are said to have passed a fitness test ( Yah sure, catch me if you can phoiza).
Seriously, if the two girls approached me and question or criticize what I am wearing, I will ask Khanyi to hire me as her personal fashion stylist. Chomee? I will volunteer to go help her shop for proper clothes to wear cover her underwear.
I would like to fine the two girls for the following fashion offences at the SAMAs:
Khanyi: The silver pants(StarTrek influence), the VERY, VERY studded boots(did she ride a bike to the awards?), the belt( go-together with the boots) and the Rapunzel long hair( straight out of the stable 99). She could have cut half for Chomee.
Chomee: the "Copy her style for less" look,the glittering pants(eoww!!) the R49 gold belt, the "akuna mathata" bustier/ top, the black lipliner( eye liner is used for the eyes.)
My fellow officers or convicts what do you say?
Guilty or not guilty?