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Off Topic Electrified

Written by Nonny from the blog Off Tpic Electrified on 06 Jun 2008
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OFF TOPIC ELECTRIFIED

Firstly I’d like to say thank you Carino dadewethu, dankie san for the fabulous title. *besengiphelelwe uliyini yazi……LOL*

OK I am a proud smoker *yes I have quit quitting*, but somehow I can’t smoke freely in front of an elderly person, especially women. I suddenly get the picture of my mother or any old person in my family and then I feel shy and uncomfortable. Does anyone have a certain habit that they enjoy and they normally do it in public *emphasis on public not private……..LOL* but you somehow can’t do it easily in front of certain people?

What are the lengths that you have gone through to make your loved ones happy? I am asking this in reference to Miss K’s message in OFF TPIC RELOADED, which read: “Is it childish and naïve to hide someone you really like from your friends just becoz of his physical appearance ne? U know your friends and family are going to tease u but it will probably blow over once they get 2 know him ne?”
Miss K my love and everybody else in a similar situation, life is too short to makes others happy you aren’t. So do what makes you happy and be proud of the one that you love and enjoy being with irrespective of how others may feel. The joy of doing that is that when your family and friends see how much you really care for this person and what they really mean to you they will find contentment in seeing your happiness.

A friend of mine that lives eMlazi told me about a SABC1 billboard he saw that really fascinated me, it read: “Mzansi Fo Sho, it’s about chasing your dreams and making your way up to the top, while remaining the same person from ekassi” To be honest I love the message but the irony is that somehow when I watch SABC1 I never see them incorporating the theme of remaining who you are while you progress in life. Perhaps my ignorance has blinded me? Bloggers, tell me what do you think is there REALLY a connection between this message and Mzansi Fo Sho?

I have a very conservative friend, and on Monday 2 June, she did something that’s very out of her character, now she feels soooooo bad about it. She was at a pedestrian crossing and this Morris Chestnut type of man was crossing the road. She then hooted and the guy blushed, smiled and waved back. Now she feels as if what she did was cheap and un-lady like. Personally I find her actions as a good sign of her liberation, I mean it’s not as if she wanted anything more from the guy, she was just appreciating God’s creation and indirectly coming out of her shy shell. Tell me, would you ever do something like that and does she deserve to feel bad for her actions?

Guys please don’t be freaked out about this off topic, ukuthi nje I am a bit curious. Tell me, how would we know if one of us *bloggers* has passed away? Yesterday my sister LHAO when I told her I think she should have my TVSA password so that should something happen to me. She can tell you guys and then you can perhaps have a cyber memorial service for me……..hehehehehe *Eish am I too crazy or does this make any sense?* 

That's it for now, I know TVSA shedding is still not under control, so bear with me if I take long to respond, I am having difficulties posting replies *anyone knows when the struggle will end, of if it will ever end?......LOL*. Neway enjoy ur day people and have a superfantabulous weekend!!!!!




225 Comments

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 02:06

Yesesss I've been tryna post here forever, damn kunzima yohhhhh. Neway here goes guys, what are ur off topics???

Vesa
06 Jun 2008 02:18

I have a very conservative friend, and on Monday 2 June, she did something that’s very out of her character, now she feels soooooo bad about it. She was at a pedestrian crossing and this Morris Chestnut type of man was crossing the road. She then hooted and the guy blushed, smiled and waved back. Now she feels as if what she did was cheap and un-lady like. Personally I find her actions as a good sign of her liberation, I mean it’s not as if she wanted anything more from the guy, she was just appreciating God’s creation and indirectly coming out of her shy shell. Tell me, would you ever do something like that and does she deserve to feel bad for her actions? 

I do it all the time! Sometimes I just smile at the guy driving next to me if he is cute....and I do not feel bad at all. 
It's not like I said "my place or your place?

Vutmi
06 Jun 2008 02:19

Hey Nons...

I
also cant smoke in front of adults...you how these old magogos can be hey...they give you this dirty look like you are trash or something. 

I also like checking brothers out and I make sure they know that im checking them out. They also do it mos...in the most irritating/degrating way. why cant we check them out?!?!?



Nonny
06 Jun 2008 02:19

OMG I just remembered another off topic I wanted to add, but I didn't wnat to bore u guys with a long article. How do u feel about condoms being available at school? Iyohhh I can already imagine the "safe sex" that will be taking place ezikoleni!!!!

Renegade
06 Jun 2008 02:24

There is nothing I hate more that writing a long ass reply, pressing "Reply", and it takes you to the "Information alert" page, meaning all that reply is gone.
But i'll try again anyway:

Is it childish and naïve to hide someone you really like from your friends just becoz of his physical appearance ne? U know your friends and family are going to tease u but it will probably blow over once they get 2 know him ne?”
Buahahaha, i didnt see this. I think i might be going into a similar situation, and i know my friends are gonna be on my case, but once i explain what i c in him, they'll understand(that's if i decide to go that route with him)

Tell me, how would we know if one of us *bloggers* has passed away
This question  once came up  here, but i dont remember was the answer was. But i guess if you are like me and dont have any "real" contact with anyone here, then you'll die a silent death.

zolx
06 Jun 2008 02:24

Thanks Nons for the OTE. The one thing i cant do in public or in front of older people is being intimate with my man. I enjoy kissing and holding hands but cant seem to do it in front of elders especially in front of either of our family members. The other thing is talking about love or relationships when i know an elder can hear.

Shame if H24 was here he would tell your friend to embrace her wild side. i once did that (b4 i got married of course) years ago when i saw this yummy guy, i said something along the lines of "Manxxxx" and looked at him up & down in admiration and winked at him. Iyhoo was he shy, blushing like crazy and he was with friends. Arghh it felt good & wasnt ashamed of it at all.

Oh i'm so glad ITS FRIDAY!!! YIPPEEEE

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 02:25

I do it all the time! Sometimes I just smile at the guy driving next to me if he is cute....and I do not feel bad at all.
It's not like I said "my place or your place? 
Thanks Vesa, I am so gonna make sure she sees ur reply, so that she can take a chill pill hey. Men check us out all the time, some will even hoot like an ambulance in a hurry to save someone's life, so manje why can't we be suttle and a bit b!tchy about it at the same time........LOL?

Hey there V *eish the guilty look again......LOL*......I know the magogo's make u feel like u are commiting a major crime infront of them, they really do know how to make u feel bad without saying a word........ehehehe lezaluzwazi mani!!!!!!

carino
06 Jun 2008 02:25

Bandla, is it wrong to love sex???

Vutmi
06 Jun 2008 02:27

But i guess if you are like me and dont have any "real" contact with anyone here, then you'll die a silent death....

LOL...shame man Renegade that sounded so sad...is like dying and nobody cared!!

Molilo
06 Jun 2008 02:27

Nonny my dear I love ur title I can c Carino is so creative people enjoy the rest of ur day I am off to a computer free area for the rest of this day.

felfel
06 Jun 2008 02:28

Hey Nonnz yah i feel you on the passing away and never be heard off scenario. I'm also on Facebook and a regular facebooker passed away and it was mentioned there the following day. When i went home to CT in december i mentioned to my regular shag this side that if i were to die in CT he would probably never find out and think i just went AWOL on him.....freaky isht hey

Good for ur friend hooting at that guy, assure her its all good aint nothing skanky there.

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 02:31

but once i explain what i c in him, they'll understand(that's if i decide to go that route with him)
No man Rene, do what makes u happy and u don't have to explain ur choice to someone else, is it ur life or theirs vele????

"Manxxxx" and looked at him up & down in admiration and winked at him
Serious Zolx? eish that was DAMN BRAVE, big ups sistaz, I see u really made sure u explore u wild side VERY well b4 settling down he?

ocean1
06 Jun 2008 02:33

nice title nonns, let me go back and read

Vutmi
06 Jun 2008 02:36

*eish the guilty look again......LOL*...you should be!!! nways I am in a good mood today so i wont hold it against you!!!

Bandla, is it wrong to love sex??? huuuuuu Carino....you sound like you had the most shegadelic night ever last night!!...LOL...there's absolutely nothing wrong inloving sex. Infact sex is good for your eyesight!!!!!...LOL

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 02:38

Bandla, is it wrong to love sex???
Gal, u know the answer is NO. Yini vele ulidla uze ulimamathe yini? *over indulging* Carino???

Enjoy the reast of ur day away Molilo. And yah man Carino is very creative that's why I employed her in the first place.........LOL

There is nothing I hate more that writing a long ass reply, pressing "Reply", and it takes you to the "Information alert" page, meaning all that reply is gone.
@ Rene - This only happens to me at TVSA and what pisses me off the most is that, the day I don't copy my reply it goes away and it happens to be the lengthy and not my usual LOL one. That's why now I try to not put too much energy in my responses coz with TVSA, u just never know!!!!! But still, I say, copy ur reply b4 u paste, even Tashi herself advised us of that!!!!!

Renegade
06 Jun 2008 02:38

No man Rene, do what makes u happy and u don't have to explain ur choice to someone else, is it ur life or theirs vele???? 
Phela when i explain and they dont want to understand, they can go to hell. Phela it may be my life, but around me i'm sorrounded by people who care about the decisions i make, and since i know they have my best interests at heart, i owe it to them to SOMETIMES try to make them see things the way i do, if they dont, then thats too bad, and i'll do what i want.

Renegade
06 Jun 2008 02:42

@Vutmi: LOL...shame man Renegade that sounded so sad...is like dying and nobody cared!! 
But thats exactly how it would go down, sad but true. Coz ppl will just assume i stopped bloggin.

But still, I say, copy ur reply b4 u paste
You see Nonny, its murphy's law really, I copy my lengthy replies, but the day that i forget, i'll see the dreaded page...eish!

Renegade
06 Jun 2008 02:46

Ok.i'm gonna do some work, will be back around lunch...play nice

Renegade
06 Jun 2008 02:48

Oh by the way, i'm going to see chris rock on sunday and i cant wait!!! Ok, now i'm really going

Cnglemother
06 Jun 2008 02:49

Jah Nons u did it again, plus u know that i georgerise waya-waya lately LOL. 

Bloggers we all work in various for industries and some industries have these freebies s that you get for differnet things, i am talking about the coffe mugs & plates, towels with company logos on. Do u guys really take these things to your houses and use them. I have so many car rental cups but i feel so bad serving coffee in cup with imperial car rental all over. I see people wearing their freebie MTN/Vodacom t-shirts at the mall on weekends and i am like WTF?

Bandla, is it wrong to love sex??? as long as you dont grab dogs and goats in moments of desperation. You go through phases with love for sex, there's times you can live without it for a long while and it wont even bother you and other instances where you just cannot live without it. Sexologist where are u?

carino
06 Jun 2008 02:50

okay.. i've now taken a deep breath....

I walked in here like that Zambuk advert.... when there's ambulance sirene and next thing its a Zambuk tin. 

Yha, moving on...

Nonnz, thanks for ever giving me credit on your oh-so-fabulous blogs. I must say I just blush when i read the first line and my name in bold like that. hi..hi...hi...


About dying a cyber death... Rene, mngani, i'll PM u my details, now, babygirl...so that you put me on speed dial. 

As for hiding your love just coz you are ashamed of what your friends might say...I have a friend who's going out with a Nigerian... for six months she told us she's going out with a Xhosa guy and his name is Xanti(sp). Its only after she found out our other friend is also going out with a Nigerian .... and she confessed that Xanti is actually OBONWA.... 
you can imagine our shock....

LOL


Vutmi
06 Jun 2008 02:53

as long as you dont grab dogs and goats in moments of desperation. ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

felfel
06 Jun 2008 02:56

Nonny, MissK, kapakapa thanks guys for ur responses (just saw them now) on the dish installation, i'll stick with the R850 then.

Kim Possible
06 Jun 2008 02:57

Happy Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Boss is going on & on about Divas concert @ ICC Durban next week Sat, I wish i can tell him to F&*%$ off, coz im busy with his Financial Reports = Blogging.




Addictv
06 Jun 2008 02:57

"Cyber memorial heh...yep u r crazy Nonny..LMAO ....moenie worry thou...coz if  u didnt log on for 3 consecutive days...we'd definetly know something is amiss.

as for da condoms @ school...yeah i think they shud hav them...coz da absence of them doesnt necessarily discourage student frm havin s e x....so if they are hand it myt actually promote safe s e x ...

tha - bang
06 Jun 2008 03:02

as for da condoms @ school...yeah i think they shud hav them...coz da absence of them doesnt necessarily discourage student frm havin s e x....so if they are hand it myt actually promote safe s e x ...
im with addctv on this one.

ngwana
06 Jun 2008 03:02

Please the your 'very conservative friend' , that until she takes home a cute boy that she met at a club, she is still a decent person.

I hate that i feel bad when i smoke in front of elderly ladies, they look at you as if you are smoking a joint or something (i only do that at home).

Cnglemother
06 Jun 2008 03:04

i think its Xhanti not Xanti but some Xhosas drop the H

I am bit confused Carino, so the guy is a nigerian pretending to be Xhosa, how weird is that? How the hell was Obonwa Ogunbanjo able to pronounce a name like Xhanti, he could have gone for something like Sipho.

on that nigerian note, Nonz sis Debra had nice eyebrows kwi drum and i thought of you. She has a nigerian first name now cant remember what it is

Pooky
06 Jun 2008 03:04

as always nice one My-Nonny-Baby and love the title

"Tell me, how would we know if one of us *bloggers* has passed away?"
Heish Nonny sana i've also asked myself that question. To tell you the truth i  actually feared that one of our bloggers uXhosa Chick had maybe passed on since she'd been so quiet and  scares.I mean since the year had started azange sive fokkol from yena, so imagine how jubilant i was when she'd graced us with her feisty and energetic presence here last week, i breathed a sigh of relief, uvile XC mtasekhaya,  ndiyavuya ubuyile we really missed you lana....But to all those who have passed on(hopefully no one has) RIP fellow bloggers...

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 03:05

Jah Nons u did it again, plus u know that i georgerise waya-waya lately LOL
♫ I learned from the best, I learned from u.............♫ - Whtitney Houston

I walked in here like that Zambuk advert.... when there's ambulance sirene and next thing its a Zambuk tin.
LMAO!!!!

Nonnz, thanks for ever giving me credit on your oh-so-fabulous blogs. I must say I just blush when i read the first line and my name in bold like that. hi..hi...hi...
Yazi when I wrote this article this morning, I remembered the day I wrote my first off topic, Carino u told me to be careful this platform might end up not being a good idea. But ke manje u are the first person to remind me of another one, hehehehe ilife madoda. Kodwa ke u can use u creative titles for ur own article now coz I hacve decided this is my last off topic article. Vele us bloggers go off topic anywhere anytime, it's ur mthetho ne?...........LOL

I see people wearing their freebie MTN/Vodacom t-shirts at the mall on weekends and i am like WTF?
@ Cnglemom - I give those t-shirts to relatives and neighbours, u know the uzoyithola kanjani uheleli ekhoneni type. They look good in company t-shirts ayabafanela shem, so I just supply........LOL

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 03:09

why me, why cant i open dis article,is it becos im slim...lol

Does anyone have a certain habit that they enjoy and they normally do it in public *emphasis on public not private……..LOL* but you somehow can’t do it easily in front of certain people? ........... yeah i feel you mina i dont kiss my man if angigibelisa if kuno mama omdala etaxini,phela sinenhlonipho thina indlu emnyama.


Honeypot
06 Jun 2008 03:10

Thanx for the electrifying Blog Nonny !!!!I am also dating someone it's not that I am not proud of them maybe I am Xenophobic I don't know!!! he is from Zim and he is very good looking with an American accent and he is light skinned. I told my friends and my family that he is coloured and he grew up in the US, What can I say I am scared of people telling me that uyikwerekwere and  that I can do better!!!

carino
06 Jun 2008 03:11

I am bit confused Carino, so the guy is a nigerian pretending to be Xhosa, how weird is that? How the hell was Obonwa Ogunbanjo able to pronounce a name like Xhanti, he could have gone for something like Sipho.

no, no, no... cnglema... it's the girlfrined that told us, the friends, that her man's name is Xanti. And we never met the man... even though they stay together and he drops her at work every morning...

So, she was hiding him... I hope this girl doesnt do TVSA coz she's  sure as hell gon know that this is me.

Mambox
06 Jun 2008 03:12

Nice artilce Nons!!

Does anyone have a certain habit that they enjoy and they normally do it in public *emphasis on public not private……..LOL* but you somehow can’t do it easily in front of certain people? 
Not sure if this counts but i can never go to a shop and buy condoms NEVER! I refuse!!!

Is it childish and naïve to hide someone you really like from your friends just becoz of his physical appearance ne?  
This just reminded me of a chat i had with my friend yesterday, she said she would get pissed if she found out that someone who she's been dating doesn't is hiding a disability from her for example if their legs were  amputated and they were using the artificial ones.... i'm not sure exactly how i feel about this one

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 03:14

on that nigerian note, Nonz sis Debra had nice eyebrows kwi drum and i thought of you. She has a nigerian first name now cant remember what it is
@ Cnglema, that is a first from mum Deborah, I am so gonna going to get a copy of drum and I will email her to say: "Ekugcinenu mama siyabonga baba, halelluyah!!!!"...........LOL

as always nice one My-Nonny-Baby and love the title
Dankie Buzum.

....moenie worry thou...coz if u didnt log on for 3 consecutive days...we'd definetly know something is amiss.
hahahah Nice one, Addictiv, so that means if I didn't tell u that on 2, 3 & 4  July I am gonna be on leave to prepare for my Mbuz'party on 5 July u would've thought I died?.........hheheheeh

Vutmi
06 Jun 2008 03:17

Honeypot i love your name. Its so sweet in a kinky way. If i were a bee, i'll be buzzing around your head all day long....mmmm....honeypot...music to my ears.

but sweetpee why would you care what anybody thinks hey? How long do you think you'll keep the pretence for? embrace him babes...zimbabwean or not!!

Vutmi
06 Jun 2008 03:21

Not sure if this counts but i can never go to a shop and buy condoms NEVER! I refuse!!! 
@Mambox...that's  me...i always send the guy and i stay as far away from the shop as possible. My innocent inner-child wont allow me to face the teller when i pay for them....its a phorbia!!!!!!! condopurphorbia!!!!!!!

Hlehle
06 Jun 2008 03:22

To me i feel bad when i slept over at boyfriend's house then the next morning when i arrive at home everyone is up even grandma, i feel like an a**hole coz its like she knows what i was doing and thinking damn this child. I cant even look her in the eyes.

carino
06 Jun 2008 03:25

But to all those who have passed on(hopefully no one has) RIP fellow bloggers...

Eish Pooky... LMAO

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 03:26

Not sure if this counts but i can never go to a shop and buy condoms NEVER! I refuse!!!
@Mambox...that's me...i always send the guy and i stay as far away from the shop as ...........guys what wrong ngoku thenga amacondoms,mina i buy them with a smile.

andi01
06 Jun 2008 03:26

and she confessed that Xanti is actually OBONWA, ..............How the hell was Obonwa Ogunbanjo able to pronounce a name like Xhanti, he could have gone for something like Sipho. LOL

Cnglemother
06 Jun 2008 03:32

Honeypot eish its a difikult 1 , u know some of our family members dont vrustan indaba yokujola ngadah. You will have to come clean one day, does he know that you told family that he's from die Kaapse?

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 03:35

condopurphorbia!!!!!!!........LMAO, Vutmi, I'm so glad u have blogging time 2day!!!

"guys what wrong ngoku thenga amacondoms,mina i buy them with a smile"
@ Stroh, well then keep on smiling sisi..........LOL

"To me i feel bad when i slept over at boyfriend's house then the next morning when i arrive at home everyone is up even grandma, i feel like an a**hole coz its like she knows what i was doing and thinking damn this child."
I can imagine Hehle, I am sure when ugogo looks at u in head she is saying: "Okubheke lokho, engabe umkhwenyana uyotholani ngo 2010 mese beshadile, ngengoba ezitika ngaye kwamanje"..........LOL.......nawe just smile and greet and act like u come from the library so that u don't get any *looks* from gogo.

carino
06 Jun 2008 03:36

@Vutmi you sound like you had the most shegadelic night ever last night!!...LOL...there's absolutely nothing wrong in loving sex. Infact sex is good for your eyesight!!!!!...LOL

There might actually be some truth in this. 
Well, a steamy night, yes... I did have... Then I only realised when i got to work that i dont have my glasses on. I mean, that hardly happens. 

On buying condoms... I know excatly what you mean... the other day i ended up doing a whole toiletry shopping when i actually went to clicks just for them... I just couldnt stand on the queue with just a box of condoms... Back to Girl Pride kaMadomado. I mean, wht are the older women thinking of me?   and all the Bra Bizzas and the Spononos, Monchoozas and TDC's.. those are potentials, kaloku, they cant see me buying condoms... dont wan lose out now, do i??? lol

andi01
06 Jun 2008 03:38

Is it childish and naïve to hide someone you really like from your friends just becoz of his physical appearance ne?   this is a serious problem, cause what we sometimes think might be the criticizm from other people, it could be something within us, you see sometimes you meet a guy that you really like, although you like him, you dont like his Kiss-madolo, but u supress those feelins coz u dont wanna hurt him. Its not really about what friends think its about those feelings of un-acceptance coming to the surface, coz a woman is designed this way. if we love a person we dont see any flows, no matter how many people show us those flows, infact when we do recognise them, we think his kiss-madolo makes him the cutest thing on earth, remember u guys love is blind. So next time u worried about what ur friends might say about ut lovers appearance, look inside urself, try to find out what bothers you most about his appearance.

Mambox
06 Jun 2008 03:43

@Strolicious never, imagine if a woman your mothers age or man your dad's age is the cashier? i'm sorry i'd rather be celibate!!

Hlehle
06 Jun 2008 03:45

Mamela ke Nonny the other night since ndise Cape i miss my Grand so much so when i'm back home she would ask me just sleep next to her for only that night ndifike ngayo. So u know mos i dnt switch off my phone at night and when ever ke u Mr 2010 efuna ukundibhelela he just calls no matter how late it is so i have to jump out of bed to talk to him.When i cum back Gogo will say who are these people who does'nt know that its bed time.Balala nini vele.

I was like yhoo kanti uyivile iphone.

Cnglemother
06 Jun 2008 03:49

@Mambox...that's me...i always send the guy and i stay as far away from the shop as possible. My innocent inner-child wont allow me to face the teller when i pay for them....its a phorbia!!!!!!! condopurphorbia!!!!!!! 

what about the morning after pill? the fact that people know that u had unprotected sex the night b4 traumatises me. Do u guys go to the same chemist?

 I have used it twice & have gone to both chemists in Sandton City and dont want to be seen there again. Still dont know where i will go nxt time, maybe its time i start contraceptives coz le yokuchithela ngaphandle ayisebenzi when u hit the jerusalem gates no matter how firmly we assure each other before kudavazwe!

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 03:50

Mambox>>i make sure i pay to some 1 close to my age,......Gogo will say who are these people who does'nt know that its bed time.Balala nini vele.

I was like yhoo kanti uyivile iphone............mina my grand uthi kusawuthando lolu.

felfel
06 Jun 2008 03:52

On buying condoms.......  i have no problem buying condoms in public, i even stand at that aisle yase Clicks with the 'sex' stuff and read those boxes with pills for the Libido....i just find it empowering, even better when my man is with me at the till and i pay for them......

Fluffy Head
06 Jun 2008 03:55

Tell me, would you ever do something like that and does she deserve to feel bad for her actions? Yeessss, I will do it on Monday_ there is this hottie I drive past up Summit Rd on my way to work. I think he's from gym that time....He is sooo hot up to a point where I look for him now and feel my day is not starting up well if I don't see him.
I'll hoot and wave on Monday (a dare to myself) Ur frend is inspiring me Nonny

Honeypot
06 Jun 2008 03:58

Strohlicious I am with you there I also buy condoms with a smile I even ask/advise the teller which ones are the best, when I buy from the Garage of course. At least they know I am taking goood care of myself and playing it safe. But I will make sure that my Mom doesn't bump into them because that woman can scream !!!

P.S. Thanx Vutmi for the love!! but my family is the type of family where they expect a certain kind of man for their Honeypot and a foreigner is not what they have in mind. You know old folks mentality if he is from America he is fine kodwa Zim that's another story....

cuz-cuz
06 Jun 2008 04:02

Mina i dont feel comfortable talking to some1 when he/she is naked i feel like all the parts of her/his body is absorbing the conversation, i just dont like it prefer talking to a fully dressed individaul.

i dont like talking in the toilet, a lady yestetrday forced me to talk to her while she was busy doing her thing next u hear funny sound.

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 04:05

When i cum back Gogo will say who are these people who does'nt know that its bed time.Balala nini vele.
hahhahahah Hlehle, u are killing, ogogo phela they don't understand coz bona teh time bejola oMr2010 babo had no cell phones to connect with them.

what about the morning after pill? the fact that people know that u had unprotected sex the night b4 traumatises me. Do u guys go to the same chemist?
@ Cnglemom - Mina the chemist I go to. Khona abeluingu kuphela. Somehow I am never embarrassed about doing anything infront of a white person, so nawe mngani awuzame ezongamula vele asihlobene nabo........LOL

I'll hoot and wave on Monday (a dare to myself) Ur frend is inspiring me Nonny
Why wait for Monday, do it today Fluffy!!!!!

felfel
06 Jun 2008 04:06

Offtopic, what do u guys think of those Sasol Inzalo shares, i was interested untill i googled them and found they going at R410 a share, thats way too much...

Mambox
06 Jun 2008 04:10

@Cnglemother what about the morning after pill? the fact that people know that u had unprotected sex the night b4 traumatises me. Do u guys go to the same chemist?

I've only been once...i first sent the boyfriend and i stayed behind in the car but he came back and told me ukuthi the pharmacist said i should come in coz they need to explain a few things to me. It was so embarrasing because they even knew ukuthi ngisaba nokungena echemist...eish i remember walking in with my tail between my legs eish!!

felfel
06 Jun 2008 04:12

what about the morning after pill? the fact that people know that u had unprotected sex the night b4 traumatises me. Do u guys go to the same chemist?
@ Cnglemom - Mina the chemist I go to. Khona abeluingu kuphela. Somehow I am never embarrassed about doing anything infront of a white person, so nawe mngani awuzame ezongamula vele asihlobene nabo........LOL 

I refuse to buy mu own morning after, he must go its his own mistake, he usually complains that they ask him to bring the lady cos guys use those things to force young gals to have unsafe sex with them, so i tell him to find a female friend to go with cos i ain't going there, especially since they want my name and adress.

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 04:13

LMAO @ cuz-cuz, ur entire response is killing me.........the private parts absorb the conversation??......eheheheh kodwa ke I understand shem,maybe say a little prayer, u know one that is similar to Sponono's "Nkosi ngicela ungisize wenze lep*p* lehle bandla" kinda prayer.........say one for woman and u'll be find......*cough cough, holding back laughs....LOL*

Hlehle
06 Jun 2008 04:15

I always ask my boyfriend to buy them. I dnt see myself in the quee ( sp) with condoms.

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 04:17

Mambox  wena usile poor boyfriend.amacondom uyena ,ama morning after .iyamhlukumeza...LOL

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 04:20

I refuse to buy mu own morning after, he must go its his own mistake, he usually complains that they ask him to bring the lady cos guys use those things to force young gals to have unsafe sex with them, so i tell him to find a female friend to go with cos i ain't going there, especially since they want my name and adress.
@ Felfel, gal u are a real bully poor man........nc nc nc abafazi nibheda kabi yazi........LOL

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 04:21

But I will make sure that my Mom doesn't bump into them because that woman can scream !!!....LOL.........Honeypot>>>Aluvakwa kumama wakho. 

Mambox
06 Jun 2008 04:27

@Strolicious LMAO!!

carino
06 Jun 2008 04:29

For Morning Afters... Mna i started asking for "ECP's" or Norlevo's"  In that case, the other people dont immediately get what im talking about. By the type they add 2 and 2 together i'm outta there...

And i'd always first grab a chocolate, so that when i get to the chemist, i'm either busy struggling with the wrapper or i've already taken a bite and i'm trying to swallow it before I can say the word - ECP. It helped ease the tension. 

carino
06 Jun 2008 04:29

For Morning Afters... Mna i started asking for "ECP's" or Norlevo's"  In that case, the other people dont immediately get what im talking about. By the time they add 2 and 2 together i'm outta there...

And i'd always first grab a chocolate, so that when i get to the chemist, i'm either busy struggling with the wrapper or i've already taken a bite and i'm trying to swallow it before I can say the word - ECP. It helped ease the tension. 

carino
06 Jun 2008 04:29

For Morning Afters... Mna i started asking for "ECP's" or Norlevo's"  In that case, the other people dont immediately get what im talking about. By the time they add 2 and 2 together i'm outta there...

And i'd always first grab a chocolate, so that when i get to the chemist, i'm either busy struggling with the wrapper or i've already taken a bite and i'm trying to swallow it before I can say the word - ECP. It helped ease the tension. 

carino
06 Jun 2008 04:31

Im sorry...

tha - bang
06 Jun 2008 04:32

the sasol inzalo shares are actually quite cheap compared to the other BEE deals where theres a clause that you need to buy like a minimum of 10 shares to qualify. but here theres none of that.plus the shareshave been discounted.we are not buying them at market rates

felfel
06 Jun 2008 04:34

Nonny i just tell him that either he goes or he waits for a miracle after 9 months and he goes.....hihihihi

Cnglemother
06 Jun 2008 04:37

Felfel yo uyiskhokho! LMAO! wow to the dragging along a female frend part! Phela mina i am the woman in my relationship so ubaba wont agree to that forcing him to go to the chemist trip.

Mambox there is that irritating form, i even put a big NO that i have never used before on the 2nd form. your poor man nama morning after pho?

Nonny its darkies kuwo wonke amachemist around me phela iBEE istrong la egoli.

felfel
06 Jun 2008 04:39

Thabang i want to buy some but i hear they are around R366 with some serious constraints.  I'm trying to download the prospectus now to get my facts straight.

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 04:39

 Carino Uthatha isibindi nge ice cream

Honeypot
06 Jun 2008 04:41

Fellow female bloggers have any of you gone to an Adult Shop? And are you comfortable going there and buying staff? Just curious nje!!!

jojololly
06 Jun 2008 04:43

hey guyz its ma first tym being here wat r u guyz talking abt

Kapakapa
06 Jun 2008 04:44

Offtopic, what do u guys think of those Sasol Inzalo shares, i was interested untill i googled them and found they going at R410 a share, thats way too much... 
they are actually about R360 a share...you can get ur cousins, parents,sisters, brothers to join in le di reke

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 04:48

Nonny its darkies kuwo wonke amachemist around me phela iBEE istrong la egoli.
@ Cnglemom- LMAO, thina la eDurban iBEE istrong when it comes to ama tender, ngalapho ke every Tom & Harry who's a Dick has a tender le nton nton ngiyakutshela.......LOL

@ Carino, that "forgive me sisi" attitude of urs doesn't charm me anymore, please be more alert mfthu relax, no1 can see u are blogging in the office, u know I can't delete replies coz TVSA shedding takes about 5 minutes to open the deleted page and another five to confirm the delete and it's a Friday so my energy levels are lower than low. Just tell ur team leader that u will make more sales on Monday and he must go stand behind other productive employees........LOL

jojololly
06 Jun 2008 04:50

carito wat does ECp's stand 4

felfel
06 Jun 2008 04:51

Heloo Jojojolly welcome, u can talk about anything u like, we off-topic this side......hihihihi

Renegade
06 Jun 2008 04:51

Lol @ jojolly, they are off topic, which means they are talking about anything and everything, read the replies and reply to the ones you want to. Welcom by the way...

Anyway, were any of you guys listening to YFM this morning? Those idiotic friend's of Sbu were going on about how they want hot girls to call in for tickets to Sbu's party, i was so pissed off. I wanted to hear which stupid girls were gonna call in just to entertain those idiots! Its a pity i was already at work and didnt get to hear the rest, so did a lot of them call in?

SuddenCute
06 Jun 2008 04:52

Taking about smoking.. tjo .. I once smoked in a public place because i was craving it 2 much while walking home.. those magogo ba dulang under the tree shadows were staring at me and calling each other *weee Mamatabane  etla o bone ngwana ga Ma*&%**% o a tsuba ka strateng* i was so embarased.. i hav never smoked ko public place ever since then

felfel
06 Jun 2008 04:53

Kapakapa It is R18,60 for the 1st 100 shares you buy then R36,60 for any other FOR SASOL INZALO (i guess its a subdivision of sasol itself) then R366 for NORMAL Sasol BEE shares...

thats what i heard from plp who got the prospectus,just waiting for mine to download.

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 04:54

hey guyz its ma first tym being here wat r u guyz talking abt
Welcome to TVSA jojololly, if u take some time to read the article as well as the replies, u will know what we are talking about love!!!!

zolx
06 Jun 2008 04:57

carito - LMBAO - sorry guys but seeing this made me think about Calito from WWE/Smackdown - wrestling on e..

Kapakapa
06 Jun 2008 04:57

i would so lurve to go to an adult shop but im sh*t scared especially cuz the one i know is so near to my workplace. i think i should try one where it is very unlikely that i will meet someone i know and if i do, tough luck!

im going to sun city  for weekend for the chris rock show ko , i should check if there isnt one (adult shop) in rustenburg.....

carino
06 Jun 2008 05:05

carito wat does ECp's stand 4

Welcome jojojolly... Maar sanas, i know you are nervous and all, being it your first day....calito is the WWE guy with an English Afro. Mine is carino, dear, with an "n"

Moving on, ECP - Emergency Contraceptice Pills. 

Take it slow & easy, jojos, we lahv you. enjoy your stay.

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 05:05

*weee Mamatabane etla o bone ngwana ga Ma*&%**% o a tsuba ka strateng* i was so embarased.. i hav never smoked ko public place ever since then
heheheh Suydden Cute, I can just imagine these old mama's, can't they just leave us in peace to do what we like? Mina what makes me feel guilty is when my mom says: "Nonny, mtanami, njalo mengibona ingane yentombazane yenza into engahloniphekile noma engasile, I just think of my own children and if u guys do the same behind my back".......eish everytime she says that, I pray and say: "Nkosi, please ngicela ungisize to never bump in2 my parents or family members while ngisabhema plz God, my mom doesnt deserve to see her angel doing un-angelic things"........LOL

carino
06 Jun 2008 05:06

Contraceptive

Kim Possible
06 Jun 2008 05:09

As most of My Buzum's know that i was away for 2 months.......and recently came back, im just curious.......has TDC been demoted from being a moderator just askin bafethu no offense ?????

Welcome Jojolloly.......hope u r not from the MXIT generation....(((((((((((((CYBERHUG))))))))))))))))))))

zolx
06 Jun 2008 05:12

guys...i tried so many times to make friends on my homepage but cant...how is it done...help please

sorry cant answer that Kim - u see i'm a newbie here

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 05:12

Take it slow & easy, jojos, we lahv you. enjoy your stay.
ROTFLMAO............now this is the love that TVSA bloggers have at it's best.........eheheheh!!!!

Welcome jojojolly... Maar sanas, i know you are nervous and all, being it your first day....calito is the WWE guy with an English Afro. Mine is carino, dear, with an "n"
kwa kwa kwa Carino my friend cha uyasishaya istraight talk breaks no friendship we ou............LOL

carino
06 Jun 2008 05:18

has TDC been demoted from being a moderator just askin bafethu no offense ?????

Kimmy
, i have three words for you, chomi... RATHER LEAVE IT!

carino
06 Jun 2008 05:25

that "forgive me sisi" attitude of urs doesn't charm me anymore, please be more alert mfthu relax

Just tell ur team leader that u will make more sales on Monday and he must go stand behind other productive employees........LOL

Eish, mngani... ingathi uyayazi.. she's started doing her rounds again... and the fact that i've booked in double shift today, doesnt cool her down in any way... LOL

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 05:25

just curious.......has TDC been demoted from being a moderator just askin bafethu no offense ?????
heheheh Kimmy, old habits die hard I see, mina what I want to know is what were rthe reasons for Carino's application being unsuccessful becoz I remember my friend wanted to take TDC's moderato's vacant position? What happened Carino, talk to us sisi............LOL

carino
06 Jun 2008 05:30

what were the reasons for Carino's application being unsuccessful becoz I remember my friend wanted to take TDC's moderato's vacant position? What happened Carino, talk to us sisi............LOL

Criminal Record, my friend.... Criminal Record...

Kim Possible
06 Jun 2008 05:34

@ Carino: Kimmy, i have three words for you, chomi... RATHER LEAVE IT! Case Closed Buzum!!!! 

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 05:36

@ Carino - kwa kwa kwa, Criminal Record, u and me are the same, we wil\ never get any positions at TVSA, they know they abantu bayobusa kakhulu under our authority............LOL

Kim Possible
06 Jun 2008 05:43

Criminal Record, my friend.... Criminal Record... 
or maybe you are  Blaq listed Buzum - LOL

cuz-cuz
06 Jun 2008 05:49

yah Nonny. 

off topic: a few friend of mine started hanging out with these gals that are lesbains now all of a sudden there are interested in gals too. phela mina i know them to be straight, very straight.  Is the homosexuality thing contagious or bathanda izinto( copy cats). even in rythm city when stone started hanging out with thula all of a sudden he started liking man( thula).

carino
06 Jun 2008 05:57

Talk about being blaq listed Kimmisto... did you know that tot vandag.. I still cant go you anyone's GB???? heee.... shaking my head... kwek...

Mphoyame
06 Jun 2008 06:08

Whenever I visit my mom or in-law with hubby I refuse to have s*x knowing there's adults in the other room.

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 06:26

Nonny>>>we wil\ never get any positions at TVSA, they know they abantu bayobusa kakhulu under our authority............LOL.koba ikankunzi idla emini.

carino
06 Jun 2008 06:36

@Strolicious koba ikankunzi idla emini

ndibanje iiload shedding. What does this mean???

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 06:45

we would be doing as we please.................Nonny translate...help

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 06:46

koba ikankunzi idla emini.
LMAO, thatha Stroh mngani ne higher grade Zulu first language yakho, wena ngikuthanda kabi s'khokho........LOL *udide ngisho osiyazi oCarino ngale saga sakho!!!!*

Whenever I visit my mom or in-law with hubby I refuse to have s*x knowing there's adults in the other room.
Mphoyame - I think u really need to reconsider this rule yakho love, phela u and hubby have the right to ndavaza one another noma ikephi coz u are married, so as long as u are not doing it infront of mommy.

Is the homosexuality thing contagious or bathanda izinto( copy cats). 
@ Cuz cuz - For others they are being copy cats kodwa ke abanye izitabane ezi certified, as in it's who they really are!!!!!

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 06:53

we would be doing as we please.................Nonny translate...help 
Stroh love, there is no need for a translation u have said it well.

Segololo
06 Jun 2008 07:31

<<she was just appreciating God’s creation and indirectly coming out of her shy shell. Tell me, would you ever do something like that and does she deserve to feel bad for her actions?>> I do it all the time... Even if it is a beautiful woman, I will simply walk over and tell them... An ex of mine used to hoot at beatiful woman and said "Kgotatsa bana ba bangwe" (appreciate beauty) and I got used to it and do it... BUT I am only comfortable to do it to men ko kasi...

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 07:39

"I do it all the time... Even if it is a beautiful woman, I will simply walk over and tell them..."
@ Segololo - Nami I compliment woman as well, and sometimes my friends get angry and say that when I do that I am making the person become arrogant and think they all that, is that true though???

tha - bang
06 Jun 2008 07:47

I do that I am making the person become arrogant and think they all that, is that true though???
if the person is vain they might get big headed but thats their baby not yours.otherwise i think its a very nice thing to do.my girl has gotten one or two compliments when shes got something nice on from other ladies although it makes her blush.i know deep inside it makes her day a bit,cause we all love compliments.i do anyways,i dont know about women

Mambox
06 Jun 2008 07:53

Not sure if you know what VNC is but ke that allows my boss to log into my computer (he's in Pretoria) and see exactly what i'm doing...he's been doing that for the last two hours *sob sob* thank gaad this wasn't a "why i hate my boss" topic, phew....

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 08:00

Oh i refuse he's too DAMN precious to be a secret, anganya kum umntu ngowam umtwana rha! .........Mambox>>>what ...........hell no,sue ur boss he is invading ur privacy...

Mambox
06 Jun 2008 08:16

@Strolicious wat privacy?...i'm supposed to be workin aren't i? i'm not allowed to be doing my personal things using the company resources...i'd lose that case in a flash!

Strolicious
06 Jun 2008 08:24

Mambox>>>Wena u r numba 1 ,with dat mix masala engiyibhalile  bt u manage to gt what i was trying to say,for dat bamba..mcwa mcwa

Ngqesta
06 Jun 2008 08:51

@Honeypot...Fellow female bloggers have any of you gone to an Adult Shop? And are you comfortable going there and buying staff? .....I haven't been personally, however, a friend of mine went to adult shop in search for 'stuff' to please her man. She parked her car far far away from the place, took winding roads in an effort to disguise that she was en route to the Shop, when she was about to enter, she looked around just double checking that no one sees her, then satisfied, she entered...........only to find that she was to be served by a guy she grew up with kasi, (LMBAO)...as much as the guys was accomodative trying to make her relax, she was still kicking herself, regreting the decision to go inside.

Nonny
06 Jun 2008 09:00

@Honeypot...Fellow female bloggers have any of you gone to an Adult Shop? And are you comfortable going there and buying staff?
@ Honeypot, u can buy online if u are embarrassed. H24 once gave a website for that. I don't remember it though, coz it's not my kinda thing!!!!

sweetie my baby
06 Jun 2008 23:30

As for hiding your love just coz you are ashamed of what your friends might say...I have a friend who's going out with a Nigerian... for six months she told us she's going out with a Xhosa guy and his name is Xanti(sp). Its only after she found out our other friend is also going out with a Nigerian .... and she confessed that Xanti is actually OBONWA....
you can imagine our shock....

LOL
- ok, i laughed for about 15 minutes straight, imagining your shock!!!!!!! LMAO to the power of 100, picturing your shocked faces (even tho i've nevah seen them!)

sex shops - there's a great, sleeze free one in morningside, on rivonia rd, called lola montez - i think there's also a website, if you don't wanna go there - they even have an ad on that wall in rosebank, corner glenhove & oxford... (ok, let me stop, this sounds like i spend my life and salary there....)

but seriously, it's a nice spot - feels like a cross between clicks and a boutique - and some nice women behind the counter, who give you advice as though you asked for the most effective cough medicine, and not something that'll rock your nights, lol

ENJOY!! great article and excellent responses!!

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 02:26

Missed this on Friday-damn!!

On buying condoms: I don't have any problem at all buying condoms. i just don't buy from a petrol station. That's like low-class for some reason.

On condoms at schools: Kids have sex anyway-they may as well be encouraged to have safe sex.

On the FoSho/SABC1 link: not SHO what you mean, pls explain.

On Chris Rock:  who went? Please share his jokes-high-class piracy ek se!!

OFF TOPIC:

Did anyone watch Zola 7 and that chic with the huge boobs? Each time Zola hugged her i got the feeling he wanted to feel them boobs against his chest???

suzzy82
09 Jun 2008 02:41

Did anyone watch Zola 7 and that chic with the huge boobs? Each time Zola hugged her i got the feeling he wanted to feel them boobs against his chest???lol...lol...lol

he he he that gal is sick Toxic she doesn't know wt she wants ,i mean i just find out that i'm over DD cup now i have to go for E AND I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH 
and if someone can steal  my boobs,  i can kill myself

Strolicious
09 Jun 2008 02:56

Did anyone watch Zola 7 and that chic with the huge boobs? Each time Zola hugged her i got the feeling he wanted to feel them boobs against his chest???

Toxic usile

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 02:57

i mean i just find out that i'm over DD cup now i have to go for E

heh? What do u mean Suzzy82? Are u gettin an enlargement?

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 03:00

Oh and am i the only one that loves the WE'VE BEEN HAVING IT Vodacom Ad? It never fails to make me laugh especially the e-mail part....LMAO!

suzzy82
09 Jun 2008 03:02

They r natural Toxic ,I THINK THEY R GROWING

zowee
09 Jun 2008 03:09

Oh and am i the only one that loves the WE'VE BEEN HAVING IT Vodacom Ad? @Toxic love the ad to bits too,the phone ringing tone just kills me.

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 03:22

ENJOY!! great article and excellent responses!!
That sweety.

On the FoSho/SABC1 link: not SHO what you mean, pls explain.
Toxic
, I simply mean that when I watch SABC1 I never see them linking the idea of remaining the same person from ekassi yet chasing ur dreams. It's like the billnoard message is talking about something else, but not SABC1.

Oh and am i the only one that loves the WE'VE BEEN HAVING IT Vodacom Ad? It never fails to make me laugh especially the e-mail part....LMAO!
I love it I love it Tox, I also always LMAO when I see that ad.

Did anyone watch Zola 7 and that chic with the huge boobs? Each time Zola hugged her i got the feeling he wanted to feel them boobs against his chest??? 
Shame on u Toxic, I was too touched to even think of that, shem I felt so sorry for this lady and her HUGE boobs!!!!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 03:25

On Chris Rock: who went? Please share his jokes-high-class piracy ek se!!
The things we do for love, I gave my tickets away to someone I have a super soft spot for.........*mximmmm I can't believe myself....LOL*

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 03:36

The things we do for love, I gave my tickets away to someone I have a super soft spot for.........*mximmmm I can't believe myself......I cannot believe u did that Nonny!!! Gal u missed out, Chris Rock rocked last nyt! By the way i went there with Mr Man (the one im hiding), the poor guy wanted to hold hands and all, u shud have seen me drop his hand like a hot potato when i saw Trevor Noah!!! That boy shudn't be allowed in public, and he was alone nogal, no date!! Yho Trevor's ass people yho yho yho!

zowee
09 Jun 2008 03:46

Yho Trevor's ass people yho yho yho! LOL Hayi ke ngoku Miss K

KeleFabulous
09 Jun 2008 03:49

Good morning all you fabulous people!

Nonny, that part about what if someone dies and we don't know about it...that's the sad part about bloggin, unless if you communicate with the person offline. mara ke you mustn't think like that. self fulfilling prophesies do tend to happen.

offtopic i was looking at this month's glamour magazine and was awe struck (once again) by how beautiful Beyonce is and just how ugly (don't like saying this but nnete ke nnete LOL) Jigga Man is. i guess it is true htat beauty lies within...

carino
09 Jun 2008 03:57

Oh and am i the only one that loves the WE'VE BEEN HAVING IT Vodacom Ad? It never fails to make me laugh especially the e-mail part....LMAO!

i lahv the ad too...especially the email part...  I can never stop laughing... the caller tune kills me... as for the mobile TV... hi..hi..hi.... 

Did anyone watch Zola 7 and that chic with the huge boobs? Each time Zola hugged her i got the feeling he wanted to feel them boobs against his chest??? 
Nna i didnt think that chick's boobs are big.... And i had a serious problem with her wanting a reduction.


Miss K
09 Jun 2008 03:58

how beautiful Beyonce is and just how ugly (don't like saying this but nnete ke nnete LOL) Jigga Man is.....Eish Kele! Uyabona ke Nonny, imagine me getting married to James Bond (my secret man) these are the kinds of comments people will be making! LOL

Mambox
09 Jun 2008 04:06

@suzzy82 No girl you're wrong just because you like yours doesn't mean she should.... i symphathise with her

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 04:13

u shud have seen me drop his hand like a hot potato when i saw Trevor Noah!!! That boy shudn't be allowed in public, and he was alone nogal, no date!! Yho Trevor's ass people yho yho yho!
No Miss K, vele u are embarrased about him so stop using Trevor's hot A$$ as ur excuse, so u would've dropped his hand even if it was Kabelo of Channel O........LOL.......yini kodwa mtwana, uzokhula nini???

Uyabona ke Nonny, imagine me getting married to James Bond (my secret man) these are the kinds of comments people will be making! LOL
@ Miss K - How will these people that u value their opinions so much help u? Yibona abazukwenza kamnandi njengo mubizo wakho? I don't think so, so put urself first!!!!!...............LOL

mara ke you mustn't think like that. self fulfilling prophesies do tend to happen. Eish Kele, I'll try not to think like that!!!

i guess it is true htat beauty lies within...
@ Kele - Opposites attract and plus too omubiza like Jigga man are he most loving and good at umdavazo type, so that's why u get women like Beyonce and Miss K(LOL) that just say: "WTF,he's ugly I knw, but I ain't letting him go".......LOL

Nna i didnt think that chick's boobs are big.... And i had a serious problem with her wanting a reduction
U're kidding right Carino? *and plz tell me ur GB issues have been sorted out*

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 04:25

Nonny serious gal i was holding his hand and only dropped it when i saw Trevor! Strues Bob!! There we millions ok maybe thousands at the Chris Rock thingy so that means i'm slowly coming out right? As our resident shrink Andi01 said, i need to accept him first then i wudn't give a toot what others think, so its a process! hi hi hi! 

I don't watch Zola7 but i can sympathize with the boobz lady. There are days when my 36DDs seriously irritate the shyt out of me especialy in summer when i want to wear those halter neck tops! im not gettho so i don't wear a vest with a bra in public!

Vanesa
09 Jun 2008 04:32

"Each time Zola hugged her i got the feeling he wanted to feel them boobs against his chest???"  Haibo!!!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 04:36

Off topic: Yazi amadoda bayizilima sometimes! Im so pissed off after reading about a Porche driver who was racing an Audi. Porsche driver slamnmed into a Merc, injuring the driver and killing himself! He's leaving behind a young wife and 6 wks old baby! WTF was he thinking? Nxi!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 04:55

Yazi amadoda bayizilima sometimes! Im so pissed off after reading about a Porche driver who was racing an Audi. Porsche driver slamnmed into a Merc, injuring the driver and killing himself! He's leaving behind a young wife and 6 wks old baby! WTF was he thinking? 
OMG, that's so sad, poor woman and baby that's left behind!!!

im not gettho so i don't wear a vest with a bra in public!
Thank GAAD u don't Miss K, I just wanna die when I see someone doing that, it's so disgusting and it's beyong being ghetto, and teh wort part is that. When a person wears a boob tube or halter neck top, they don't even atleast wear the same colour bra *which is still unacceptable*....they will choose to wear a green top and a black or white bra and it looks disgusting, haven't they heard of strapless bras?

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 04:57

lahv the ad too...especially the email part... I can never stop laughing... the caller tune kills me... as for the mobile TV... hi..hi..hi.... 

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! i am grunting with laughter actually! Brilliant ad.

Nna i didnt think that chick's boobs are big.... And i had a serious problem with her wanting a reduction 

Carino, that chic's too young to be living with those breasts-they will give her problems the older she gets PLUS she did say they are painful as they are. imagine what'll happen after 3 kids? I have big ones myself but compared to her mine look like a B cup.

Nonny serious gal i was holding his hand and only dropped it when i saw Trevor! Strues Bob!! There we millions ok maybe thousands at the Chris Rock thingy so that means i'm slowly coming out right? 

Miss K, please stop doing this to this dude. Not right i tell ya. Mina i have seen the cutest black chicks with the most unappealing older white man and they walk tall and proud. If it's that bad for you, pretend he's a good friend and you're just hangin out. if u're comfortable around him, people won't even notice u guys.

Oh and what's with keeping the Chris Rock jokes to yourself, please share bantu!!!

Toxic, I simply mean that when I watch SABC1 I never see them linking the idea of remaining the same person from ekassi yet chasing ur dreams. It's like the billnoard message is talking about something else, but not SABC1.

Nonny: in their programming, their presenters? I may be having a slow moment but i still don't get this. Like, the B4daFame programme says exactly that to me; Zola's shows, the Shakespeare Mzantsi productions etc. Do you see SABC1 the same way you see SABC3?

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 05:16

Do you see SABC1 the same way you see SABC3?
SABC3 is posh and SABC1 is just nje.........

Nonny: in their programming, their presenters?
@ Tox - In their programming mostly, it's only recently that their programmes have kinda improved *emphasis on kinda coz there's a long way to go!!*.........and notice how u also gave new programmes as an example

carino
09 Jun 2008 05:17

*and plz tell me ur GB issues have been sorted out* 
mngani, you know as soon as im released...as i take my long walk to freedom... your house will be my first stop.
Im still in Robben Island... and I wish i knew what i've been charged for. 
I PM'ed Admin, but still no luck.
Tox... would you perhaps know what i should do?? 






LM
09 Jun 2008 05:18

i mean i just find out that i'm over DD cup now i have to go for E. Me too, but I will do anything to have small ones....I struggle to get the right shirt size...there's always a gap between the upper three buttons.

Each time Zola hugged her i got the feeling he wanted to feel them boobs against his chest???"Hau Toxic??

Oh and am i the only one that loves the WE'VE BEEN HAVING IT Vodacom Ad? It never fails to make me laugh especially the e-mail part....LMAO!  Oh I love it!

I once hooted and waved at this gorgeous man when I was stuck in traffick and he was jogging facing us (oncoming traffick)...I'm as shy as they come but hey I felt liberated afterwards.

Offtopic: why do women hate (or have bad attitude towards) other women like this? Okay I know hate is a very strong word but what I mean is : you are walking down the road or in a mall, minding your own business and here comes this woman or a bunch of women and they look u from head to toe and vice versa (is like they are weighing you) as if they know u, they hv seen u before or sungthing. Am always amazed when I witness or experience this and don't really know what to say or do.



LM
09 Jun 2008 05:23

Off topic: Yazi amadoda bayizilima sometimes! Im so pissed off after reading about a Porche driver who was racing an Audi. Porsche driver slamnmed into a Merc, injuring the driver and killing himself! He's leaving behind a young wife and 6 wks old baby! WTF was he thinking? Nxi! That's EGO Miss K. He probably couldn't believe that an AUDI can stand up to his machine. I feel sorry for the widow and kid.

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 05:23

Eish Miss K and mubi wakhe, you should see the chicks that Kabelo Ngakane rolls with here at sandton city then you would go & grab yo man give him a hug publicly after that scene. 

Did any of you watch the green mile movie with Tom Hanks on sabc 2 saturday, i have not cried that much over a movie in a long time. It made me rethink my perception towards men on death row fo sho. It was a brilliant movie and very sad. And the botched execution was horrible, the french getting fried into pieces in full view of the public!

poshspice
09 Jun 2008 05:30

people did WEISS find the missing lady who sent him a message as if she was going to commit suicide.....

carino
09 Jun 2008 05:32

Still on the Vodacom Ad....

Am i the only one who thinks its actually based on taMugabe and his resistance to transformation???

I stand to be corrected.

Mambox
09 Jun 2008 05:32

@Nonny they will choose to wear a green top and a black or white bra and it looks disgusting, haven't they heard of strapless bras?

....and futhi bavele bayashaye i-Playtex cross your heart!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 05:41

people did WEISS find the missing lady who sent him a message as if she was going to commit suicide.....
@ Poshspice, yes she found the lady.

....and futhi bavele bayashaye i-Playtex cross your heart!
LMAO, hey there Mambox, kuvele kuti angife ou........mximmm

Am i the only one who thinks its actually based on taMugabe and his resistance to transformation???
@ Carino - I must say the thought also crossed my mind yazi.

Mambox
09 Jun 2008 05:43

Nonny y are we sturtering?

poshspice
09 Jun 2008 05:48

Can we do recaps/reviews on what happened to previous dilemmas bloggers presented our TVSA in-house shrinks with, who in-turn gave their best advice shem as usual.

Remember one blogger wanted advice about dating her friend’s boyfriend or ex boyfriend, what happened sifunukwazi? heh heh this blogger was babtized with fire..she was.cursed for even considering it

Weiss was panicking looking for the lady that sent her a message he thought 
commited suicide? 

where is HARAMBE 24, girl was that all the drama that happen in the gay world..your articles shook TVSA, you arrived with a bang, where are you now..sifuna more mgosi

Is Cody and her father on speaking terms, has she moved out

Was is Toxic, please remind me, who was feeling a bit depressed, had lost interest in life, is she feeling better, how did she overcome her stress and how long it took? Please share it can help others

Vutmi, did you eventually dump the dushu/vanilla man because he once insinuated that you were an alcoholic, was that the end? nc nc nc

Mabhebheza gal, how are you doing, are you feeling better, I think there are many silent bloggers who would like to know how you are doing…well wishers out there…

This is OFF TOPIC Electrified right? I have gone waaaaay off

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 05:48

and notice how u also gave new programmes as an example

he he he, i'm sure there are others-i just have a bad memory.

Carino, are there any GB's you can visit? Is it just yours that you can't go to? I used to have the same problem before but it's sorted itself out. Have u cleared your cache-don't know what that is, have heard it used so many times on tvsa LOL. Mail tashi@tvsa.co.za or luke@tvsa.co.za

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 05:53

Toxic i'm not a good narrator so u won't find the Chris Rock jokes as funny as when he performed live. Ok one that i remember he was saying something about Britney Spears and her children taken away, then he said 'Wow they take the white kids very quickly, Britney lost it a little bit and they gave her kids to the daddy, but no one took away Whitney Houston's kids!' 

See ure not laughing!!!!Nxi just get the dvd when it comes out coz they were shooting last nyt's performance and they'll release the dvd.

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 05:53

Am i the only one who thinks its actually based on taMugabe and his resistance to transformation??? 

Carino, NOW that you mention this-i can see the light! It's always made me think of Idi Amin and dictactorial African presidents in the past-now i'll never see it the same way again!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 05:56

Nonny y are we sturtering?
@ Mambox, angithi it's the imagery yalama cross my heart, all teh existing ones need to be bunt and kuphele ngawe, u know even my mom doesn't wear ama cross my hearts manje......mxim.

he he he, i'm sure there are others-i just have a bad memory.
LMAO, yeah right Tox!!!!

Carino, are there any GB's you can visit? Is it just yours that you can't go to? 
@ Toxic - She can visit her own, but she can't visit others, which is really pointless yazi!!!!

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 05:58

LMAO Miss K!!!! What makes me laugh is See ure not laughing!!!! and to think that i was starting to get into it-cause i could imagine his voice and expression and gettin into it!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 05:59

"Ok one that i remember he was saying something about Britney Spears and her children taken away, then he said 'Wow they take the white kids very quickly, Britney lost it a little bit and they gave her kids to the daddy, but no one took away Whitney Houston's kids!'
@ Miss K, actually that did make me LMAO, so plz kawuyeke ukuzinyeze wentokazi..........LOL

Honeypot
09 Jun 2008 06:01

Carino, I  also love that Vodacom Ad, I do agree with you on the Mugabe issue and that guy also has a Zim accent, There is so much creativity when it come to the Vodacom Ads!!!!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 06:05

And everytime he made a race joke he'd say (imagine the facial expression) 'Yeah I said it! Damn right I said and i said it in Johannesburg!!'

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 06:21

did he make any xeno-xeno jokes Miss K?

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 06:23

LOLOL Miss K. Gosh i love him for not sayin :i said it in Africa.....

Was it worth your R250 bucks?

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 06:29

Cnglmom No he kept saying 'Johannesburg! damn its dangerous here, u can actually die here!' and he made alot of white/black jokes. Uthi he went to the Apartheid museum and he said 'Thats some scarry *bleep!* i saw down there, damn white people u shud be ashamed of yourselves!!'. Apparently some white ppl walked out of his show on Friday saying they were offended!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 06:34

Yes gal it was definately worth every cent! He says the only time white people are allowed to say 'Nigger' is when they say 'F*^&K me harder Nigger!' Another one: he ran into a fine sista with an overweight, old white man and he was like "damn gal what are u doing with him? and she said "He's fixing my credit record!"

poshspice
09 Jun 2008 06:35

Chris Rock :  he said something about how other people are not allowed to comment about certain things.how so wrong it sounds when certain people say it

...Phat and short people are allowed to tell skinny and tall people  how skinny and tall they are: 
on  another hand skinny and tall people shouldn't  dare say ' Wow you are so phat' or ' you are such a midget',  it sounds so unfair and wrong....

another joke was about how women pretend to be supportive when a man looses everything, noticed how men who married rich get divorced after loosing their fortune-

he says the woman goes 'baby we'll get through this together, even if it means selling some of the things' here the woman actually means getting rid of YOU the man....not her jewelery or cars no no no she cannot be reduce her standard of living---

carino
09 Jun 2008 06:39

Carino, are there any GB's you can visit? Is it just yours that you can't go to?
@ Toxic - She can visit her own, but she can't visit others, which is really pointless yazi!!!!


Thatha Nonnz....usiskhokho sami wena, yazi... 



poshspice
09 Jun 2008 06:44

Apparently some white ppl walked out of his show on Friday saying they were offended!

The 2 white guys sitting next to us were so embarassed and didn't  find humour or were embarassed....they looked damn uncomfortable...

however I was impressed with the crowd in Joburg, I mean true rainbow nation,  old and yound, whites, Muslims couples (with their head scarves), indians, blacks, jews, I mean chris rock has a really diverse fan base, it was very interesting and refreshing not to see  a majority of either race as it usually happens... 

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 06:46

He says the only time white people are allowed to say 'Nigger' is when they say 'F*^&K me harder Nigger!' LOL

on the real though when has tall & skinny ever been an insult, its always a compliment unless ushwaya yingculaza. Imalaika vele ihambe without Jabu to the UK. 

OMG niyibonile ileather jacket ka Tbo touch, no high collared shirts but manje yileather yani? Pants still ong fit him.

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 06:49

he kept saying 'Johannesburg! damn its dangerous here, u can actually die here!' . Uthi he went to the Apartheid museum and he said 'Thats some scarry *bleep!* i saw down there, damn white people u shud be ashamed of yourselves!!'. Apparently some white ppl walked out of his show on Friday saying they were offended!

He says the only time white people are allowed to say 'Nigger' is when they say 'F*^&K me harder Nigger!' Another one: he ran into a fine sista with an overweight, old white man and he was like "damn gal what are u doing with him? and she said "He's fixing my credit record!"

he says the woman goes 'baby we'll get through this together, even if it means selling some of the things' here the woman actually means getting rid of YOU the man....not her jewelery or cars no no no she cannot be reduce her standard of living---

HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!LOLOL!!!!! Damn, that man really is non-apologetic!!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 06:50

Thatha Nonnz....usiskhokho sami wena, yazi...
@ Carino - LMAO, u know I always got ur back!!!!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 06:51

@Posh yes the crowd was just amazing hey! Oh my favourite was this one: "Women don't like paying for stuff!! Nothing dries up pussy like a woman paying for stuff, its like everytime she pays for something the wallet sends a signal to the pussy!If u let your woman pay for something u know ure not gonna get fucked!"

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 06:53

didn't watch LIVE Cngle-went to catch SATC.

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 06:54

Apparently some white ppl walked out of his show on Friday saying they were offended!
That was just silly of them, I mean this is Chris Rock, what did they expect?

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 06:57

Nothing dries up pussy like a woman paying for stuff, yo-yoh LOL!, wow thanks Miss K you made my day now i just have to imagine the expression on his face saying that.

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 06:57

"Women don't like paying for stuff!! Nothing dries up pussy like a woman paying for stuff, its like everytime she pays for something the wallet sends a signal to the pussy!If u let your woman pay for something u know ure not gonna get fucked!"

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!! killer!!!!! killler!!!! killer!!!!!!!!!!

There is smthng he once said along those lines. Women use sex to pay back money the owe to men. So only a stupid man would ask for his 300dollars back from a woman cause a woman will tell him, nigga u got paid last night!

or smtng like that!

Mathaz
09 Jun 2008 07:00

I actually do not like the Vodacom ad, i think it resembels Idi Amin.  It's just insensitive and it somehow potrays African leaders as dictators.

Shadow
09 Jun 2008 07:00

@Cnglemother...me loves his high-collared shirts. Whatteva happened to them. I'm also still not feelin' those jeans of his. He's on Telly now...he must leave those hideous jeans for the METRO studio.
Did u guys notice that, that other rastafarian member of GI didn't really say a thing..he wuz just there posing, like a photo frame hanging for dear life on one screw!
On another tip...Are my eyes deceiving me or do i see a resemblance between Bonang and that other so-called girlfriend of Adam's in Generations??

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 07:04

Toxy pls dont mention anything about SATC, still have not gone u know how full carlton centre (yes i watch movies there so i can bring my own homemade popcorn and KFC)  gets with movies like this. R13 bucks a movie there.

in Southgate they check bags so i dont go there anymore, even make my own juice. I am only black when it comes to the movies i cant buy their coke & popcorn sorry.

carino
09 Jun 2008 07:06

All the best, Nonnz...... with Mathaz's relies... 


@mathaz... You got it passion for defending them dictators, hey.... wow....

Shadow
09 Jun 2008 07:07

Yho Mathaz..! 
On the Vodacom ad...I also thought that it resembles Idi Amin...nogals doing a macarena.  I'm somehow failing to grasp the whole concept tho...

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 07:13

in Southgate they check bags so i dont go there anymore, even make my own juice. I am only black when it comes to the movies i cant buy their coke & popcorn sorry.
kwa kwa kwa , Cnglemom, u are so like me. Mina I buy ama Jumping Jack Popcorn - I love them so much and a Cadbury and I stash it in my handbag. Kodwa ke the part about homemade juice & KFC in the movies, now that's just too black gal, hayi okulandelayo uzophatha u-curry and rice...........LOL

Point taken Mathaz, now beg Tox, to delete these replies of urs, coz mina I won't!!!

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 07:16

in Southgate they check bags so i dont go there anymore, even make my own juice. I am only black when it comes to the movies i cant buy their coke & popcorn sorry.

LMAO Cngle!!! I used to sneak in my own wine gums and smarties/biltong. These days i don't feel the need to eat anything cause we're being ripped off. Went to Cresta and tickets are R45.......flip!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 07:16

I am only black when it comes to the movies i cant buy their coke & popcorn sorry...uright wena Cnglmom, i rand li low and those prices for cooldrink and popcorn are just ridiculous. If i didn't have Vitality i don't think i'd still be going 2 movies coz R48 is just crazy man.

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 07:19

Shadow, i thought that GI rasta member was Farai for a moment (am not very familiar with GI) only realised later that its another member. Kanti do people wear their own clothes laphayana coz nje Tbo's clothes are on another level. 

And Bonang's bra under that purple vest, purple vest under grey top typa thing? yo so many tops worn wrong, kept falling of her shoulders. She must just wear an evening gown.

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 07:20

Kodwa ke the part about homemade juice & KFC in the movies, now that's just too black gal, hayi okulandelayo uzophatha u-curry and rice...........LOL 

hahhaahhahaahah!!!!! reminds me of the barnyard theatre!!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 07:21

hayi okulandelayo uzophatha u-curry and rice...........kwa kwa kwa! Hay man Nonny stop it! Thank God for Vitality hey, its the least Discovery can do since i've been paying medical aid for 3 yrs and never been really sick except for flu!

Mathaz
09 Jun 2008 07:21

Sorry guys i do not know what happen, have you guys noticed that most of KFC ads are advertised by white people?   Their latest ad about a combo of a burger, chips and 1 piece is a bit sexist, their tagline "made with man in mind", does not do it for me.

If anyone can delete my replies please do.

felfel
09 Jun 2008 07:24

People are also concerned whether America is ready for a black or female President. Well they should be, they’ve had a retarded one in Bush. He fucked up so bad he made it hard for a white candidate to win” 

He started dissing McCain that he's too old to run for president at 72 years. “I don’t need a president with a bucket list. Who will be his right-hand man, a nurse?” 

His jokes that are on today's paper


poshspice
09 Jun 2008 07:25

yehh and how racism is all over the world ' chris rock says In his rich neighbohood there are only 4 black people who own houses amongst whites, 
namely,  Mary J blige. JAY Z, Denzel Washington and Miss K I can't remember the fourth' all these people are mega stars, millionares, working damn hard like him to make a living, and then his white neighbor is just a DENTIST,  a dentist??? (in Chris Rock's voice) that's how white people have always had it easy.... 

he says Desperate Housewives, should be called Ungrateful House wives...their husband are working very hard to keep them in that neighbourhood, and what they do, they *bleep!* the gardner....ungrateful women

awelani
09 Jun 2008 07:28

Just came to holla @ ya'll, i can c u r having fun as always and u Mathaz is suffering from i-babalaz, try to drink less next tym sisi,,,lol, I'll try to join julle mense more.  have a gr8 day, nonke.  Byeeee (mcwa x 2) on both cheeks. lemme love and leave u.

Addictv
09 Jun 2008 07:28

women & cars...dont u wish u knew more abt cars at times...

my car has been givin me dis warning light da last couple of days so i took it to da dealership, the mechanic turned it on then popped da hood & told me my brake fluid was low dat was dareason for da light...i felt like such a dimwit...i cud've jus filled dat @ da garage if i had known...

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 07:29

Eastgate & Sandton theatres are too posh for my liking, i get bored with their audience, in Carlton people scream; yell & tjotjovitjo with no worries, its the people that change *bleep!* diapers live that irritate me in carlton. Yah girls all the popcorn crap is a rip-off unless Mr Trevor Manuel is taking u out, y'all eat before leaving yo houses pls the rand situation is bad lets save bathong. 

R48 & 45 for what  Miss K & Toxy, a movie?  hi-hi-hi, where do u guys watch movies vele? wozani ecarlton bafethu nizozwa ubumnandi!

Mambox
09 Jun 2008 07:30

@Nonny hayi okulandelayo uzophatha u-curry and rice...........LOL

Sebeqalile sisi....i remember when we used to watch movies at BP centre in Durbs kukhona amandiya afika no-Breyani shame! u-pop corn...yin yona leyo!!!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 07:32

@ Posh the fourth one is himself. Then at the end of that joke he said 'Yes black people always had to fly to where white folks just walk to!'

poshspice
09 Jun 2008 07:33

He started dissing McCain that he's too old to run for president at 72 years. “I don’t need a president with a bucket list. Who will be his right-hand man, a nurse?” 

He added that McCain is too old, a president that will make decisions about the future that he won't even be around to see-those decision through   

Which paper?

ocean1
09 Jun 2008 07:35

LMBAO @ Miss K 
No he kept saying 'Johannesburg! damn its dangerous here, u can actually die here!' and he made alot of white/black jokes. Uthi he went to the Apartheid museum and he said 'Thats some scarry *bleep!* i saw down there, damn white people u shud be ashamed of yourselves!!'

Mambox
09 Jun 2008 07:37

Okay guys....i'm getting his dvd SERIOUSLY!! kwa kwa kwa....

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 07:39

hi-hi-hi! Posh you finish me ngegarden boy story. I am sure you guys that all went are not regretting it at all, sounds like it was a killer show and wow the way you girls  tell them jokes is so good. Thanks girls, the joys of having TVSA 

Nonny ungjwayela kabi LOL!!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 07:44

Sebeqalile sisi....i remember when we used to watch movies at BP centre in Durbs kukhona amandiya afika no-Breyani shame! u-pop corn...yin yona leyo!!!
No ways Mambox, u're kidding right? kodwa amandiya ngiwazi enjalo...heheheheheh *and vele why did u go to BP centre, u know that's a Chatsworth centre, u should've went to eWheel if u wanted something cheap and u can do as u please.......LOL*

candybabe
09 Jun 2008 07:46

Wahts the point of being inlove if you will hide ur partner and still be uhappy????....To hell with the ppl who will be criticising for their own setisfaction.....
On this condom tip....i once went with my man to buy them and when we got to the teller,this old lady looked at me first...then him..and then me again...she needed not to say anything bt her eyes said it all.
Eish i could'nt take the embarassment,i left it all to him to pay for them...
Ever since then i just dont go and buy them coz abantu iingqondo zabo zivele zibe wild and forward than the actual action that is going to take place!!!!!!........

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 07:47

yehh and how racism is all over the world ' chris rock says In his rich neighbohood there are only 4 black people who own houses amongst whites,
namely, Mary J blige. JAY Z, Denzel Washington and Miss K I can't remember the fourth'
all these people are mega stars, millionares, working damn hard like him to make a living, and then his white neighbor is just a DENTIST, a dentist??? (in Chris Rock's voice) that's how white people have always had it easy.... 

KWA KWA KWA---the highlighted part reads like a trick question!!

People are also concerned whether America is ready for a black or female President. Well they should be, they’ve had a retarded one in Bush. He fucked up so bad he made it hard for a white candidate to win”

He started dissing McCain that he's too old to run for president at 72 years. “I don’t need a president with a bucket list. Who will be his right-hand man, a nurse?” 

'Yes black people always had to fly to where white folks just walk to!'

hahahahahahahhah, this is really therapeutic. was having a blue monday and these chris rock jokes have changed all of that!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 07:49

The Chris Rock jokes are really funny *thanks ladies indeed*, but ke the KFC in the movies is way to funny, Cnglemom I am still LMAO, gal u are unbelievable...........ehehehehhe black people, cha shem siyamba sodwa..........LOL

Now tell me Cnglemom, do u buy streetwise one, two or twister meal?.....kwa kwa kwa and what juice did u say u bring from home?...........LMAO

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 07:56

Now tell me Cnglemom, do u buy streetwise one, two or twister meal?.....kwa kwa kwa and what juice did u say u bring from home?...........LMAO

hahhahahahahha....TangPlus?

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 07:57

kodwa amandiya ngiwazi enjalo...heheheheheh 

how come there aren't any indian bloggers vele? on tvsa i mean

Mambox
09 Jun 2008 08:04

@Nonny No ways Mambox, u're kidding right?
no girl i kid you not! iphunga elalishaya lapho!! i was cutting costs phela if you go to the wheel you have to take another taxi...

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 08:04

Ure welcome bloggers! 

Now tell me Cnglemom, do u buy streetwise one, two or twister meal?.....kwa kwa kwa and what juice did u say u bring from home?...........Wild Island or Eleven in One! Tshisa Cnglmom!!!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 08:05

how come there aren't any indian bloggers vele? on tvsa i mean
@Toxic - Becoz we don't have any samoosa's, rotti's, hot spices and briyani's here to offer at TVSA.........LOL

felfel
09 Jun 2008 08:06

Pretoia News Poshspice

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 08:08

how come there aren't any indian bloggers vele? on tvsa i mean...@ Toxic maybe there are Indian bloggers thina we just assume they white. Lets check out the 'and all' phrase on ppl's replies!

felfel
09 Jun 2008 08:10

Eish i could'nt take the embarassment,i left it all to him to pay for them...
Ever since then i just dont go and buy them coz abantu iingqondo zabo zivele zibe wild and forward than the actual action that is going to take place!!!!!!........

Especially if its not going to be that wild neh Candybabe....LOL

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 08:12

no girl i kid you not! iphunga elalishaya lapho!! i was cutting costs phela if you go to the wheel you have to take another taxi...
I understand Mambox, u know whatthey say if u can't beat them join them, next time nawe just bring uphuthu nedombolo.........LOL.......or ask Cnglemom to give one peice from her streetwise two..........LOL

Wild Island or Eleven in One! Tshisa Cnglmom!!!
LMAO @ Miss K..............Wild Island pho?.......

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 08:16

Nonny and Miss K: (((((((((((((((                                                 ))))))))))))))))))))))!

shocked silence!

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 08:17

Nonny hlukana nami if u know what's good for you ok LOL!  

Streetwise2 nemini loaf so everything comes up to R19.95, I always open it at the counter to see if bafake iwing and the rib part coz they sometimes screw up the order.

You are all wrong ngejuice, still love my Oros orange one. 

We really do need Indian bloggers, i joined to represent the ezilalini people, so this should be equal bafethu.

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 08:19

Lets check out the 'and all' phrase on ppl's replies!
kwa kwa @ and all and all........LOL......Miss K, u are bad!!!!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 08:25

"Streetwise2 nemini loaf so everything comes up to R19.95, I always open it at the counter to see if bafake iwing and the rib part coz they sometimes screw up the order."
My Gosh, mngani u really know how to save and make sure u aren't being robbed.

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 08:37

Toxy pls ban uNonny & Miss K basile manje!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 08:46

Toxy pls ban uNonny & Miss K basile manje!
LMAO @ Cnglemom, are we that good?

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 08:58

i am still shocked and have been stunned to inactivity cngle. Didn't know these two were so stereotypical!

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 09:24

i am still shocked and have been stunned to inactivity cngle. Didn't know these two were so stereotypical!....u shud have heard Chris Rock saying how difficult it is to be mad and politically correct at the same time! Its really hard!

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 09:25

Hayi mani Toxy, we were just joking, I'm sorry to all the aunties & uncles Moodleys, Pillays, Gvendors and all and all, if u had taken ur hot A$$'s away from this blog, please bring it and come!!!!

Toxic
09 Jun 2008 09:39

*shaking my head*. Guys have a great evening-Miss K you made my Monday with the Chris Rock jokes FO SHO!

Nons, thanks for creating this platform:)

Cnglemother
09 Jun 2008 09:44

hi-hi! you two are smoking what today heh? inew south africa entsha is spoiling u for real, uToxy uphathwa yi-weak madolo makafanele afake TVSA GOING LIVE in 2009 on the 2 of you LOL! 

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 09:47

Nons, thanks for creating this platform:)
@ Tox - It's my pleasure love, cheers all!!!!

peaces
09 Jun 2008 09:48

Miss K if thats the incident that happened on SUTURDAY in GERMISTON then I'm afraid that guy was my family.After posing this reply I will log off coz I don't want the pressure right now.Everything at home is a mess.We can't believe he's gone and my sister inlaw(his wife)is loosing it.Seing her and her baby makes me cry everyday.I apologise for ''isilima'',sasekhaya as you put it .He was wrong and he made a mistake but now he's dead.IF YOU WERE'NT TALKING ABT THIS,SORRY.

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 09:49

Cnglmom are u sure u want that for Nonny and me? Coz if that happens then all the takalanis on the generubish teasers will come piss on the adult side! Im sure u don't want that!! :-)

Miss K
09 Jun 2008 09:58

@Peaces...i think the story i read said the guys was Indian and from Durban. If it is your brother then i'm really sorry for your loss gal. I called him 'isilima' coz i think its stupid and selfish to race coz ure definately not thinking about u or your family's well being. I pray your family stays strong thru this.

Nonny
09 Jun 2008 10:02

Coz if that happens then all the takalanis on the generubish teasers will come piss on the adult side! Im sure u don't want that!! :-)
LMAO, at Miss K.......I am speechless!!!!

"Miss K if thats the incident that happened on SUTURDAY in GERMISTON then I'm afraid that guy was my family.After posing this reply I will log off coz I don't want the pressure right now.Everything at home is a mess.We can't believe he's gone and my sister inlaw(his wife)is loosing it.Seing her and her baby makes me cry everyday.I apologise for ''isilima'',sasekhaya as you put it .He was wrong and he made a mistake but now he's dead."
OMG, it really is a small world, sory Peaces ou, my condolences to u and ur family, nilale ngenxeba sisi, akwehlanga kungehlanga. Nithandaze sisi, God is with u.

Brown Shuga
09 Jun 2008 13:17

Still can't believe I missed Chris Rock...thanks for the recap guys...

Renegade
11 Jun 2008 02:09

'Yeah I said it! Damn right I said and i said it in Johannesburg!!'
Eish, i know i'm late, but i' was on leave on monday and tuesday...saw the show on sunday, was off the hook, and i loved it when he said that line. 

u shud have heard Chris Rock saying how difficult it is to be mad and politically correct at the same time! Its really hard
That was also very funny, since he was referring to the grey's anatomy fiasco,.,..eish, had such a good time there!

suzzy82
10 Dec 2008 22:48

It seems as if i'm the only one that is awake


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