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They are also human!!!!

Written by Hlehle from the blog Would u on 25 Jun 2008
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I'll keep this short and sweet as possible.

Okay here it goes....

I've been wondering about this for a long time not until today someone else reminded me of it.I received a call frm my neighbour this morning round about 06h45 and she was really scared and she asked me to come over. Okay i got out of my house and then went next door and i found her standing on top of her bed and she just pointed a finger on her shoes and there was a frog on her boots.

I also stepped back and said to her what must i do and she said i dnt know, ask anyone u know who can help us to remove that frog on my shoes. So i went to the other guy who lives next door and asked him to help us out but he said he cant he is also too scared of frogs.

I was so dissapointed because i always thought that we can rely to them if we are in danger but hey they are also human and they are allowed to be scared of creatures too.

I always told myself that man are not scared of small things, its us women who allowed to be scared of anything. But hey

Tell me ur stories of ur man/brother/dad being scared of small creatures.

72 Comments

Hlehle
25 Jun 2008 08:52

Okay guys come one lets share. Even if u are a man u can also say something.

andi01
25 Jun 2008 09:09

he hlehle, i dated this guy, i 'll call him Lavisto, for a year and he ahd spent more than 4 years in jail before we started dating, so one day we were sitting next to his home in the shade. A small lizard came up and he squuezed and couldnt move. I asked him whats wrong and he pointed at the lizard. So i stood up and went to the gap the lizard came from and closed it with the match box, end of story. But I couldnt help thinking, this mafacka can stand almost 4yrs of arse shagging but still be frightened by lizards. MEN?????

carino
25 Jun 2008 09:14

Ohhh... Are they???

Hlehle
25 Jun 2008 09:14

Its funny though coz thina we are always scared of small things like cockroches, ants, amasongololo ( English word plz) but its really overwhelming when its them who really scared of those.

carino
25 Jun 2008 09:15

Really???

Hlehle
25 Jun 2008 09:19

Really Carino!!! My cousin is scared of cameleons (sp).

andi01
25 Jun 2008 09:21

Hlehle sweet a lesson i need to teach you, MEN are not human, they are all rats, btu remember there are good rats and there are also bad rats.

carino
25 Jun 2008 09:21

Its funny though coz thina we are always scared of small things like cockroches, ants, amasongololo ( English word plz) but its really overwhelming when its them who really scared of those.

Hlehle, please.....

andi01
25 Jun 2008 09:21

And frogs do eat rats !!!!!!!!, proves ma point

tha - bang
25 Jun 2008 09:24

yes guys are human too,im not divulging my litle feasr moments though heheehhe

peaces
25 Jun 2008 09:24

I love horror movies so much but my husband is horrified by them.If he watches one with me,he mumbles and squils in his sleep.

Hlehle
25 Jun 2008 09:25

Please what Carino??

andi01
25 Jun 2008 09:26

@ Peaces, ha ha ha and wena u sout yazi, coz why do u keep on watching them if your "significant other", is frightened by them LOL

Nonny
25 Jun 2008 09:27

Interesting one Hlehle.

It's so good to be blogging, y eyes were tire of seeing: "Welcome to TVSA, going live soon (2008)*.........that was such a bad dejavu moment for me!!!!!

andi01
25 Jun 2008 09:34

@ Nonny, howzet skhokho tjo tjo tjo, its great to have you back, hope you enjoyed your birthday, must admit I kinda missed ur craziness dawg, Vele uyazi mos ukthi mina ngiyzifela ngawe blind-blind mfethu.

peaces
25 Jun 2008 09:36

Even my father inlaw is afraid of them and his excuse is''he doesn't want to be posessed by demons'',I just tell him'' niggar please''(as if I would dare)yho!

Nonny
25 Jun 2008 09:43

Thanks Andi01, Imissed u too dawg, kodwa nge sengibuyile nge full force..........LOL

Tweet
25 Jun 2008 10:33

One guy I will never understand, this guy is not afraid of snakes. When I say snakes I mean very poisonus snakes, such as mambas, puff adders etc.

This other time a black mamba got into our house. A huge one, its length is equivalent to my height which 1.7m. So we were abt to call/phone someone don't know who. Apparently this guy visit my neighbours once in a while. Luckily that day he was around, we called him to kill the mamba. It took him less than 10mins to kill it. Plus to add he prefer using a spear to do it. Isn't that a sign of being powerful.

Guess what? the very same I have described above, is afraid of frogs....I mean he has a serious phobia. He would drop every thing, when he sees a frog.
Whats that? What can a frog possibly do to u? I just don't get it till this day.
Frogs vs snakes!

Pooky
26 Jun 2008 03:09

Peaces hehehehe you actually say "Niggar please" to your father???LOL
the imagery's killing me...

Hlehle
26 Jun 2008 03:13

From Peaces'' niggar please''(as if I would dare)yho! @ Pooky.

Renegade
26 Jun 2008 03:23

Lol! Next time you see a frog, sprinkle it with salt. I'm personally not scared of frogs, but if it was in the house...flip, i'd be moerse scared, when the hell did it hop into the house? Considering i keep doors closed, windows are too high..tsho..hai!

Tweet: This other time a black mamba got into our house. A huge one, its length is equivalent to my height which 1.7m.

Where do you live so I know not to move there?

Strolicious
26 Jun 2008 03:24

mina my mkhulu is scared of RATS the whole boxing champ,if he sees one ugibela embedeni with isagila sakhe,ukuthi uzosenzani asazi.

lol @ peaces ,father in law...Niggar please"

Pooky
26 Jun 2008 03:28

Hlehlekazi... i know.......saw that last part after i'd replied, was too busy LOLing to notice........but thanks anyway tsana lam...

Nonny
26 Jun 2008 03:32

"mina my mkhulu is scared of RATS the whole boxing champ,if he sees one ugibela embedeni with isagila sakhe,ukuthi uzosenzani asazi."
LMAO @ Stroh, kwa kwa kwa, umkhulu wakho fanele akhishwe inyoni...........LOL

sponono
26 Jun 2008 03:33

but he said he cant he is also too scared of frogs....WHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT

LOL...i thought it was a snake...which I'm terrified of....ok dont laugh at me here's my story one time I was staying in this four roomed lokshin house all by myself and one day a snake somehow got inside and I couldnt tell where it went...(the house had lots of furniture from my aunt...so lots of hiding space)....and youknow the entire week I'd wake up put on my harley davidson boots which are almost an ankle high and thick leathered and i'd walk aroung the house and prepared for work as fast as possible and I'd only take off the boots when I've left the door...(i somehow belived that snake would aim for the ankle/leg.....so the entire week i lived that life until a frined decided to visit and I told him and he suggested we move things around and while we awere doin that I had my boots on and "voila" the snake just showed up and where was I standing on top of the freezer -WITH THE BOOTS ON...LOL....and he dealt whit the snake so easily but haaayi khona mina and snakes we just dont get along...I dont even think I could stand a concert with Britney and her pet-snake...no matter how drunk i am

but frogs...nahhhhhhhhhh..but i understand we all have our own fears maybe frogs were just not his thing...just like how some guys can cry like babies before gettin an injection or even flu...

sponono
26 Jun 2008 03:37

this mafacka can stand almost 4yrs of arse shagging but still be frightened by lizards...LOL

Andi01 you are BAD you are suggesting that what got into that arze was probably bigger that the lizards....hi hi hi hi hi LOL eish wena you are bad...how do you know that arze was shagged for FOUR years...nogal....LOL tl tl tl tl eish I mised tvsa...

Pooky
26 Jun 2008 03:39

LOL@ Sponono....Lovie you were missed man, where have you been hiding?. Good to read you again....stop being so scarce

Hlehle
26 Jun 2008 03:39

@ sponono how did u manage to sleep while there is a snake in the house? If it was me i would have packed my staff and moved to a friends place until the snake is found.

Strolicious
26 Jun 2008 03:43

I standing on top of the freezer -WITH THE BOOTS ON...LOL....and he dealt whit the snake so easily but haaayi khona mina and snakes we just dont get along...I dont even think I could stand a concert with Britney and her pet-snake...no matter how drunk i am .......i feel you sponono,mina i dnt like animals ngisaba even inkukhu,,,but i enjoy eating it.

sponono
26 Jun 2008 03:50

Hlehle...first I called SPCA but they just said "oh its one of those garden snakes and it will come out of its own" and they cant come help if i dont know whre it is...and I called another snake "specialist" or collector, he could only come a week later..so I just rationalised that OK the size of that snake means it wont climb up the bed..and the first two day I slept WITH THE BOOTS ON....
my problem is that I HATE relying on people or calling SOS...so i probably woulda stayed with the snake for weeks if my friend had not come...and i told him because I was also doing him a favour to stay nearer his job for a while so HE HAD TO TAKE CARE OF THE dAMN SNAKe....

the problem with us men..we HATE things we cant understand or FIX ...like to me its a mistery how the snake slithers and slides and how there are so many diffrent ones that can kill you in different ways...very conniving bastards these creatures...the same with frogs some men dont understand why does a frog chose to get into the house and where does that sound come from and why is it always so gooey and wet and ugly...eeeew...we aso dont understand pains coming out of nowhere like flue whcih you really cant touch or get read of easily..or period pains..that women have or a lizard which juns runs out of sight so fast you cant even grab it and fight it..LOL.that is SCARRRRY ...nje we just dont get it.......we rather deal with broken bones or scars and other simple and straightfoward visible things we can fight

yeah Pooky I missed y'all too

carino
26 Jun 2008 03:52

Gals, are we still on this case????

Hlehle
26 Jun 2008 03:55

Hey the other day i went to the shop and i just closed only the burglar door and locked it, the when i arrived back i opened the burglar and then a black cat came out running and i screamed like someone who has seen a GHOST. A BLACK CAT YHO.

Its reminded me of my grans cat, i was sleeping and to find out what is this warm thing next to my face and i was like WHAT, then it was a cat yhoo i screamed and jumped out of bed and ran to the kitchen and gran asked what is wrong and i told her its her cat. Guys i'm really scared of cats.

myname
26 Jun 2008 03:58

lol to all of u............................nam guys im scared of rats & i cant stand snakes as well....eish my body shrinks by talking about snakes ok ok ok enough now...........Mna i've dated a guy who was scared of bees (inyosi) Im telling u he will freeze ngathi yi-ice

Hlehle
26 Jun 2008 04:00

@ Carino "Gals, are we still on this case???? yini manje?If u have sumthing better then move forward.
@ sponono now i understand.

maud
26 Jun 2008 04:00

hi lovely people
I am very scared of snakes,i can even look at them on the screen this topic is not for me . see you

wildcat
26 Jun 2008 04:28

I spend my few childwood years in Mpumalanga and most people are very poor so they work in the farms(Diforong)so anyway you know when it's been raining and it is all muddy in the field and then there are like thousand different frogs,well there was this neighbour who was so scared of frogs and everyone thought he was a sissy"a man scared of frogs,we should take you ko komeng so that you can become a real man"so one time his friend put a frog in his overralls,at the back he felt the coldness and someting moving and everyone started laughing saying you are carrying a frog on ur back,the guy panicked,just went cold,i mean he just fell dead on the ground,so ya it shows how terrified he was of frogs!!!!!!

Hlehle
26 Jun 2008 04:31

As in he died for real. Wildcat. Cool cat.

felfel
26 Jun 2008 04:44

Mna, i'm dead scared of rats, snakes and lizards, i once lived in this one flat and there were lots of trees. One friday night a lizard crept inside the kitchen window and was chilling on the wall when i saw it on my way to the bathroom. I was so scared i couldn't breathe. I grabbed my fone and stayed in the bedroom till morning, and do u know how early it was mara I even put a towel at the door so that it won't creep in while i was sleeping. I didn't even watch Generations. Funny enough i'm not scared of them during the day just at night.....lol. I actually believe that if it sees me its going to want to eat me and will have to grow into a big snake to do that.......stupid i know

wildcat
26 Jun 2008 04:47

Yes he died,the paramedics said he died of heart attack,i think i would also die if a scopion was to get into my clothes,ohh my word madi aka a tshaba just thinking of it,i am sooo scared of those things it is not even funny,my younger sister is also scared of frogs so my dad told her to gooi grof salt on them and that will solve the problem......

wildcat
26 Jun 2008 04:47

wildcat
26 Jun 2008 04:48

Nonny
26 Jun 2008 04:51

Eish, I guess it's true that behind very username is some story, that was wild indeed wildcat...........LOL

HARAMBE24
26 Jun 2008 04:52

I am scared of lizards....so i grew up emazweni and they have those travel and tourism toilets....and those were lizards's best place to chill...i use to check before going inside and i swear...if it creeps inside while i am in the toilet...ill be out of there faster than you can say *bleep!*!

myname
26 Jun 2008 04:52

ha wildcat click once

wildcat
26 Jun 2008 04:52

Eish sorry guyz,technology;>)

Nonny
26 Jun 2008 04:56

Apology unaccepted Wildcate...........LOL..........just kidding......... *I LMAO, when Paul said that to Karabo izolo*

Hlehle
26 Jun 2008 04:57

Not so Wild Wild Cat. : )

Strolicious
26 Jun 2008 05:01

mina @ home eMlazi kunama lizard lawa transparent..............lol @ nonny u enjoy thinking...ha ha ha

Toxic
26 Jun 2008 05:32

What happens when u sprinkle salt on a frog Rene?

Does anyone know WHERE "amashishiboya" come from? doom doesn't help, those things always gather at my door in the evenings and i can't get rid of them!

Nonny
26 Jun 2008 05:41

"mina @ home eMlazi kunama lizard lawa transparent..............lol @ nonny u enjoy thinking...ha ha ha"
Nathi we have those, luckily mina I am not afraid of Lizards, it's just snakes. In my neighbours house, a snake entered their house and when they tried to look for it, they didn't find it. I tell u they stripped the house, but still lutho. So they went on with their lives and forgot about the snake. Till today, I never enter their house, coz I always think that what if the snake is still in the house and it attacks me. Ngeke shem, mngimunandi kabi, ukuthi ngingadliwa izinyoka, amadoda emaningi kangaka..........LOL

Nonny
26 Jun 2008 05:46

Damn I am scared of "amashishiboya" Toxic, do u have lost of trees where u stay?, coz they like areas with trees.

carino
26 Jun 2008 05:47

Does anyone know WHERE "amashishiboya" come from?

Are these snails? Nam I have them making lines on my welcome-carpet every night.

Nonny
26 Jun 2008 05:49

No they aren't snails Carino.

Strolicious
26 Jun 2008 05:52

mina im scared of worms(imisundu) le eba khona if it was raining.

Renegade
26 Jun 2008 07:20

@ Toxic: What happens when u sprinkle salt on a frog Rene?

They die a slow painful death, seriously, i used to enjoy it as a kid, put a bit, watch them squirm, put some more, till they die. But now, i just sprinkle enough and let it go, then it'll die somewhere. All this ofcourse assuming it's outside. In the house, eish, i just don't wanna be seeing no frogs in the house.

Segololo
26 Jun 2008 08:49

Rene, o wroingo!

Spopo, missed you... Didn't you think it would slither into the boots?

Toxic
27 Jun 2008 01:49

They die a slow painful death, seriously, i used to enjoy it as a kid, put a bit, watch them squirm, put some more, till they die.
Thanks Rene!!!! Just told my mother about this!!

Damn I am scared of "amashishiboya" Toxic, do u have lost of trees where u stay?, coz they like areas with trees.

Nonny, we only have two trees but these things don't hang around the trees-it's like they are fighting to get into the house!

Carino, amashishiboya are like hairy caterpillars....

andi01
27 Jun 2008 01:55

@Sponono how do you know that arze was shagged for FOUR years...nogal...., isnt that what happens in jail kanti???, and besides when he came back he didnt have the marks to show that he is a qualified "ntsizwa", the way I know it in jail, if u not the ntsizwa then you are the "wifey"

Nonny
27 Jun 2008 01:55

"Nonny, we only have two trees but these things don't hang around the trees-it's like they are fighting to get into the house!"
@ Tox - There's no way in avoiding them, if u have two trees.

andi01
27 Jun 2008 02:02

@Carino, amashishiboya I think liphuphu. @Nonny Ngeke shem, mngimunandi kabi, ukuthi ngingadliwa izinyoka, amadoda emaningi kangaka..........LOL

monchooza
27 Jun 2008 02:48

Ngeke shem, mngimunandi kabi, ukuthi ngingadliwa izinyoka, amadoda emaningi kangaka..........LOL

@Nonny uke wazidla yini wazi theista

Dimago
27 Jun 2008 09:41

LOL...this post is funny!

belz
27 Jun 2008 09:49

I'm so LMAO @ everything on this blog, transparent lizards, kwakwakwa, yimaphi lawa.

gaitsedi
27 Jun 2008 20:38

guys ,without Mathatha TVSA is boring nowadays,iyoo

Gorgeous!!!
28 Jun 2008 07:44

The transparent ones are mo common in KZN, they are called ooCynthia in KwaDukuza. And I've heard ukuba they are very poisonous, so beawrw Stro...

Dimago
29 Jun 2008 02:34

oCynthia? kwa kwa kwa tl tl tl...

Msoe
29 Jun 2008 07:56

Yes, we also have ama-lizzard a-trasnparent at my house. Do not let them get into your food because they are very poisoners. But they dont bother, they just sit there on the wall.

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