Where to start…..mmmmm……
Nominations: Last week we saw Thami and Morris being nominated for fake eviction (unbeknown to them of course). Reasons for nominating certain people varied from plain stupid to eye brow rising. Two in particular stood out. First was Munya’s. In an ideal reality show it is smartest to eliminate your stiffest competition first, its worked countless times on Survivor. However with BB it’s different because the final decision of who leaves lies in the hands of the viewers. So Munya’s decision to nominate people who many would have considered to be his friends come across as an act of betrayal, leaving many screaming Brutus!!!
The second one was from the resident “blonde”, Lucille. Claiming that she is nominating Thami because he said if he wins the money he’s going to “blow it”. SO WHAT! It’ll be his money, what is he suppose to do? Use it as a centre piece on his coffee table at home? This chick is as irritating as a bad rash that even anti itch cream cannot sort out!
While we on the topic of Lucille…I think that girl is very dangerous and the other housemates should wise up to her and get rid of her before it’s too late. I think she’s like a bad fart in a crowded elevator – Silent but deadly! OMG, then there was her little teary out burst in the diary room after Uti laid it to her. I thought this girl is 21 not 12. She behaved like a child whose favourite Barney toy was taken away. She needs to realize that she’s trapped in a house with 11 other people so she either has to learn to take the crap thrown her way or learn to give it back. Kudos to Uti for shaking up Little Miss Prissy’s cage, it was hilarious. And I don’t think it was that bad either. So what if he used a few foul words and raised his voice, it wasn’t scary (like she had told Biggie it was) at all! Hell, I’ve heard, seen and dished out worse.
The week that was.....
The housemates received their task for the week, Big Brother Olympics. I could have told them from that very moment that it would be a dumb ass move to wager their full 100%. For two reasons – a) they are not a united group at all. No one is willing to give up something for the greater good, especially the smokers, lol. None of them are selfless. B) Unless the house is made up of Michael Phelps type super humans then 100% wager is definitely not the way to go.
I thought the tasks throughout the week were ok but my favourite was the unicorn race. And I only enjoyed it because of KB’s hilarious commentary… he had me in stitches.
But as I had predicted they lost their wager because their attempt at the final presentation was like trying to reconstruct Michael Jackson’s nose, it was too little too late.
They had Waxxy again….YAWN! Can’t they come up with anything else?
This past week Slutoya decided to jump ship. She turned on Morris faster than a bad curry. Trading the buff arms of the handsome, newly braided Ugandan for bare-chested, neck twitching Angolan kideo. Like we didn’t see that coming!
Tawana and TK hooked up. This TnT combination was a bit nauseating! I think I threw up in my mouth a little….lol.
Then there was the other TnT, this time between Thami & Tawana (again!). Tawana being the simmering porridge pot that she is blew her top and started throwing objects at Thami. This landed the explosive TnT in the sin bin. They did the punishment in total silence, putting even Charlie Chaplin to shame.
Finally the male pool cleaner made an appearance. The girls creamed their panties and the guys were seething…ROTFLMAO! In all honesty the guy isn’t cute, he just has amazing abs but with really scrawny legs….mmmmmm……maybe the female pool cleaner will be a bit more seductive…..lets wait and see.
Then came Sunday. I won’t even comment about the show!
Fast forward to Morris and Thami in the glass house……
Morris gets announced as the 1st housemate to be evicted from BBA3. Thami hugs him and tries with all his might to contain his smile of relief (he didn’t want to come across as the Jack A$$ that laughed at his fellow housemates misfortune). Little did he know that he was next. He had the best reaction I have ever seen to being evicted.
Now they know who nominated them. But i have to say that the look on Morris' face after returning to the house and calming down was a mixture of suicide-bomber and deranged serial killer.....lol. Go get them Morris! Biggie, hide all the sharp objects!
All in all the eviction show was a soufflé… had its high points but was a bit of a flop over all.
I usually don’t get to write about the nominations until after the eviction but this week I’m running a bit late posting the article so I am able to add my tit bit on this weeks nominations for “real” eviction…
Lucille nominated Latoya and visa versa….i think the real reason is BOBV. It doesn’t stand for Black On Black Violence but B*tch On B*tch Voting…lol!
Morris’ nominations of Thami & Hazel were lame. He should have made an unspoken alliance with Thami to eliminate those who wanted to oust them. And as for his reason for nominating Hazel he should have just been honest – The girl pulled a Judas move on his ass! Lol.
The rest of the nominations were kind of expected and the reasons where as lame as Morris’. They should just be honest about why they are really sending them to the guillotine!
The highlight for me had to be after Ricco stepped out from the diary room having left the nominations as they were. The look on Slutoya’s face left me in stitches. She was silently saying “I know my man saved me, I aint got sh*t to worry about”…lol…..meanwhile back at the ranch……lol! I spotted Ricco crying about it all…he seems to be on a constant PMS phase ‘cause his tears come really easy!
Then there was Tawana’s ROTFLMAO moment when she said “Who would nominate Latoya? Who would want to do that?” Uti’s facial expression was very MasterCard - Priceless! He was thinking “uh, duh! Me!”….lol.
Anyway I can’t wait for Sunday. I’m hoping for the bed hopping skank to leave then maybe Malume Tawana. I will be waiting patiently.
Note to BBA3 producers: An exciting and well put together show would be refreshing.
My rockstar of the week is Thami. First for his authentic, punked style reaction to being the second evictee and secondly for not b*tch slapping Tawana back after she got violent, cause I would have given the girl a P*es klap!
The big L on the forehead for the second week running goes to Slutoya (for obvious reasons) and Lucille because the girl is just too damn WHACK!!!!
Till next time….
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