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Written by lerato bba2 from the blog Leratos Lair on 16 Sep 2008
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It has become increasingly hard to stay tuned for more than 30 minutes to Channel 198. Firstly because all the housemates seem to do is hoard around each other having a major, meaningless Pow Wow’s, secondly because they are all constantly screaming at the same time like a bunch of wild banshees so we can never fully hear what they are saying anyway! And of course because I think the whole show is getting pretty ridiculous!

The first fake eviction was ok, a nice little twist to keep the house mates on their toes. But I think the creative team needs to get off the horse tranquilizers and vicodin and stop trying so damn hard to make the show “Wild & Wacky”!

I’m not gonna bother too much about the week that was but a few events deserve special mention…`

Morris needs to wipe the brown stuff off his nose! Because all the ass kissing he’s doing to Latoya is that obvious. He needs to move on already! Yeah, he may not have the best personality but it seems like the desperation to hook up is setting with the ladies so he might have a second chance at “love”….lol.

Uti has become quite vocal lately; I think he takes up any reason to argue. (Note to self: have to arrange for him and Justice to have an Argument Face off!) And has he become a narcoleptic? Cos he seems to nap at any given moment.

Mimi has moved to the top of my favourites list. The girl is unintentionally amusing. I get the feeling she sees herself as a dark-chocolate-woman-of-wisdom-Pamela Anderson type– Bond Girl - sex vixen. Contrary to what the mirror says though. None the less her confidence is what makes her rock for me…

Munya is slipping….at a rather rapid pace actually. He follows Lucille as if she has doggy treats hidden in her underwear… he’s become such a love sick pup.

Friday came and the female pool cleaner arrived to do her thang’… it was only fair as the girls had had their share of perv moments last week. Next time when it’s her turn to clean the pool Biggie should make sure that there are enough bibs for the boys, cos she had them drooling worse than an 8 month old baby eating Cheese Naks! The eye candy, clad in a blue bikini gave the guys one hell of a show, much to the dismay of the female housemates. In fact their jealousy led to them hurling insults at the poor girl. The main culprits were of course Mimi & Slutoya. Slutoya took the trophy though. Commenting on the girl’s figure, fake hair, stretch marks and breasts. She was in no position to talk at all & I’ma put her in her place damn quick (and it’s because she’s just a plain trashy person. I know I aint perfect but the girl is forcing me to rebuttal! And defend the poor girl who is probably contractually bound not to talk back to the housemates!)

Here we go:

• Her own stretch marks look like the damn Nile River drainage system
• Her wild, fake ass synthetic hair makes her look like she’s part of the Lion King cast
• Her boobs aren’t that great either, I keep thinking Orangutan.
• And her cellulite reminds me of the pot-hole filled roads we use to go visit some of my family that lives in the hectically rural areas of SA.
• So she needs to get herself in check! And Quick!

Fast forward all the other unnecessary crap that bored me…

Sunday arrived much to my delight. As the show started I crossed my fingers, toes, and everything else that I could for Slutoya’s name to be called as the first to leave. But before they could make the announcement we were subjected to yet another dodgy mimed performance. Where the hell are all the A-grade artists from Africa? Do they also realize that this show is really suspect, is that why none are gracing the stage?

Anyway…then the concept of the Rubbish dump was explained. OMG! These guys have to be bloody kidding me! Firstly I think it’s a dumb ass idea and a waste of time! The place just happens to be the penthouse minus the glam, with just the bare essentials and loads of stuff which should have been given to a homeless person to go recycle and get cash for. And I have to say that I think it’s just a ploy to get all ya’lls money. It’s a con to vote for people who you, as the viewing public, have already decided should be out. I smell a money making scheme!

So the show continued. I did notice that there were a few more audience members this time around…did the producers invest in “Rent-a-Crowd”? lol…..if so then they get an “A” for effort….lol.

When the time FINALLY came for them to announce the evicted housemates I was more than thrilled to see Slutoya had been voted out by all but 3 countries (SA, come on, what went wronge!?) And it was obvious that Tawana would be going with her. I was, however, surprised that Sheila hadn’t received not even a single vote…good for her.

The two where led back to the diary room. Slutty was more than ecstatic that she had not been evicted. In her puny mind it was yet another fake eviction. She seemed so sure that Africa would never vote her out…she’s convinced that she is Africa’s Darling….lol…..mean while back at the ranch…..lol.

Upon reaching the Rubbish dump Slutty immediately started whining! I swear if I was had been stuck with that chick I would have opted for a slow and painful death instead or just start slitting my wrists with a very, very blunt razor. I get the impression that she thinks she is entertaining, that she brings the drama and brings spice to the house…I think she’s delusional! Tawana immediately makes the best of the situation and starts cleaning the “dump”. I guess she’s hoping to find a silver lining around every cloud. She better keep smoking cos those are the only clouds enough to bring her sufficient silver to survive Slutty and her annoying croaking!

I am still vying for Slutty to leave and here are my top 5 reasons (amongst others):

• She’s a meanie! (that’s a nicer word than what my instincts were telling me say)
• She never wants to take part in any tasks (she’s quite during 2 and flat out refused to do another…totally unheard of!)…well except bed hopping!
• Her dentist is waiting for her!
• Her forehead misses home!
• I’m tired of her camel toe!

Rock stars of the week: Endemol production team for getting rid of those damn dancers! Ricco for getting over Slutty quicker than her illustrated eyebrow could dry! And Tawana for being such a Domestic Diva! KUDOS!

“L” on the forehead goes to: Goes to TK’s jersey. If the housemates aren’t careful it might win the show….ROTFLMAO!

Anyway, can’t wait Miss Tanzania to leave.

Till next week….

Hallelujah holla back!



38 Comments

realist
16 Sep 2008 06:43

How many of these housemates are less than 25 years of age? That should tell you why they are all talking at the same time.

TEBZA_R
16 Sep 2008 07:05

Bathong I can't wait for my lady Tawana to be out of that Rubbish Dump....She is the only one that talks sense....Bathong that chick is clever and I think they made a mistake of mixing her with abu-takalani sesame......

As for Mimi aowa bathong...that thing is just a gossip monger....She just deserve to be kicked out of the house....I can't wait for a nomination day so that I can ask Africa to vote her out......

I feel for Latoya but is bad cause only one must come back.....
 

realist
16 Sep 2008 08:24

Bathong that chick is clever and I think they made a mistake of mixing her with abu-takalani sesame......
Have to agree with you. She is not my favorite but she does talk some sense sometimes.
As for Mimi aowa bathong...that thing is just a gossip monger....
The things that she gossip about, are they spot on or is she on a fishing expedition?

Munya is slipping….at a rather rapid pace actually. He follows Lucille as if she has doggy treats hidden in her underwear… he’s become such a love sick pup.

For crying out loud, they guy I think is 21 and he’s got a crush on Lucille. He is trying too hart to get the woman he thinks he is love with. What is wrong with that? If he is not 21 and over 25 and trying that hard then I will agree with you that he is a sick puppy.

cleve
16 Sep 2008 08:43

This is great. I just loved reading it. Slutoya must go FINISH EN KLAAR!!!

realist
16 Sep 2008 08:53

 Slutoya must go FINISH EN KLAAR!!!
Why?

Fluffy Head
16 Sep 2008 09:31

Good read Swearato...(thought I'd remind you of one of the names we sluggers calld you during your term)

sweetie my baby
16 Sep 2008 10:56

It has become increasingly hard to stay tuned for more than 30 minutes to Channel 198. Firstly because all the housemates seem to do is hoard around each other having a major, meaningless Pow Wow’s, secondly because they are all constantly screaming at the same time like a bunch of wild banshees so we can never fully hear what they are saying anyway! And of course because I think the whole show is getting pretty ridiculous!

bite your tongue, miss lady - this is a feature of all big brother houses - yours included. 

Lunj
16 Sep 2008 11:53

I'm also starting to hate the twists and turns! and I feel that they are not properly thought out! I'm seriously gonna stop watching if the normal eviction thing doesn't return soon! Nice recap Lerato

Segololo
16 Sep 2008 12:58

<<Mimi has moved to the top of my favourites list. The girl is unintentionally amusing. I get the feeling she sees herself as a dark-chocolate-woman-of-wisdom-Pamela Anderson type– Bond Girl - sex vixen. Contrary to what the mirror says though. None the less her confidence is what makes her rock for me… >> TVSA's DEEEVA... yeah, our Mimzo is a star... 

<<And I have to say that I think it’s just a ploy to get all ya’lls money. It’s a con to vote for people who you, as the viewing public, have already decided should be out. I smell a money making scheme! >> made me quit watching the show!!!

<<she’s convinced that she is Africa’s Darling….lol>>
<<The main culprits were of course Mimi & Slutoya. Slutoya took the trophy though. Commenting on the girl’s figure, fake hair, stretch marks and breasts. She was in no position to talk at all & I’ma put her in her place damn quick >> yep, she nnnnnneeeeeeeeds a reality check...


<<But before they could make the announcement we were subjected to yet another dodgy mimed performance. Where the hell are all the A-grade artists from Africa? Do they also realize that this show is really suspect, is that why none are gracing the stage? >> that artist was something else... maybe the dancers would have helped... 


<<Slutoya had been voted out by all but 3 countries (SA, come on, what went wronge!?) >> YOU didn't vote... 

Ninki
17 Sep 2008 02:54

I have lost interest in watching fake evictions. First one was acceptable and the second one, very doggy. I think Biggie is trying to save Slutoya. Why???(we all knew she was leaving) The Ratings are dropping and BB thinks this is a way of keeping viewers in suspence and glued. WRONG! Think again or ask for tips. 

Toodecent
17 Sep 2008 06:47

Wasnt Lerato in a BBA house and doing the same sh!t not long ago...?Just asking.....

LM
17 Sep 2008 06:52

Wasnt Lerato in a BBA house and doing the same sh!t not long ago...?Just asking.....I guess she didn't see/watch herself on TV, TDC..LOL

realist
17 Sep 2008 06:57

Wasnt Lerato in a BBA house and doing the same sh!t not long ago...?Just asking.....
TDC, I thought you were TDC to use such language. Just a thought!!!

eish-bo
17 Sep 2008 07:04

I think Layota must stay then the claws will be out when she and Lucilla -- pretending to be miss goody too shoes -- fight to Ricco...why on earth does this dude think he is the best thing since sliced bread.
as for this love sick guy his name ...Munya deserves a slap...i find him hot but chasing after Lucilla like that no no no no!
as for Mimi she is such a gossip monger and Lucilla is ready to B%&&TCH slap her for telling the "truth" abt her strategy to break up Latoya and Ricco...
as for the chubby guy who is always wearing a jersey and u can see he is a lazy bum!

Goldgild
17 Sep 2008 07:27

Hi Lerato I like reading what you say although it is your opinion. I have to really tell you something there could and would never be such a loud group as you people in the BB2 show. This group can never touch the screaming and shouting that happened in your show. It was annoying to the point of nausea. Seriously you should have heard that even trying to listen to one person was a challenge.

I just want to mention I was also wondering how the hell SA didn't vote Latoya out how did that happen hopefully she goes she really needs to go home. I was and still am voting for her to get out and go home.

My other comments on the housemates are to many to list. Just wanted to let you know about how YOU GUYS SHOUTED IN YOUR SHOW IT WAS TERRIBLE.

I wonder why you find this show boring they are their own people and I find them interesting maybe you only see the bits where nothing happens. There is some seriously funny and entertaining things happening there which keeps us glued.

Sexyzimasa
17 Sep 2008 09:29

I wish somebody else wrote these blogs but not Lerato coz she was in the house last  year and bored the sh*t out o me. Reading this crap makes her sound pretentious and hypocritical coz she was just the same as all these people. 

Toodecent
17 Sep 2008 09:37

realist this is me say what I feel decent or not. I have been following this blog for 3 weeks now and thought things would change to the better but I just smell as zimasa calls it "pretentious and hypocritical"  anyhow its her own opinion.

eish-bo
17 Sep 2008 09:44

yep Lerato sounds like a bitter person...unomona sisi it's eating u up big time ha ha ha!!!

Username
17 Sep 2008 09:52

You guys are missing the whole point of her articles.

The caption on her blog pictures reads. “BBAfrica2’s Lerato smacks BBAfrica3 with attitude”. So why expect anything else. 

So the whole point is to talk smack and eat sour grapes.

Goldgild
17 Sep 2008 10:37

Lerato can't help herself she doesn't see what we see. She is entitled to her opinion but if she wants to have a blog about it then be fair and not one sided this is about them not her. Hope she realises that soon. But then again there are so many people that cant take criticism. As I said if you dont watch the whole show only the highlights well gee then you miss out and dont see the nice bits.


Keep voting

Goldgild
17 Sep 2008 10:39

PS

There was so much sleeping going on in BB2 by people you should have sat through that Lerato that was a snooze a minute and people only really came alive after boozing .....

Brown Shuga
17 Sep 2008 10:51

okay guys enuff hle bathong. I didn't like her in the house & actually helped vote her out mara u guys are..... too much now, she got the message.

dannybabe
17 Sep 2008 11:11

guys I hear you all want miss Tanzania to leave,but have you thought about the guys,she's the only reason they are not missing home that much,they get their groove on at night,I'm just disappointed with Morris,it wasn't meant to be a long term relationship-just a 1nyt thing,but yena he's holding on.Personally I don't want her to leave cause,she's loose & I'm all for the guys....tell me you don't agree

Brown Shuga
17 Sep 2008 11:23

I don't agree. The guys seem to be doing extremely well without her in the house so she must go home, we voted her out last week already and if Big Brother wants a WAR then he must keep her in the show. I know where the BB house and i have a lighter.

sweetie my baby
17 Sep 2008 14:49

why are the tanzanians always so scandalous, mara hey?? first shady-a$$ richie-rich, then this latoya jackson chickita... mwisho from bba1 was a saint in comparison, and he was quite the bad boy....

Lady D
17 Sep 2008 15:55

BS i agree with you,sLatoya need to move,shifta tsotsi!!!We voted her out so there'so need to vote her out again...OUT!!!

sweetie my baby..i was also asking myself the same question about tanzanians!

Toodecent
17 Sep 2008 16:03

Neh mara Lira needs to know they sucked big time and this seoson is just entertaining wena SHUGA.Or atleast ease up on b4 writting then.Dunhil Menthol b4 writting.

Brown Shuga
17 Sep 2008 17:06

Hehehehe speaking of Richard, guys did you see THIS STORY??? 

(Note to Hottestgossip: That's how you link to a story!)

realist
17 Sep 2008 23:23

why are the tanzanians always so scandalous, mara hey?? first shady-a$$ richie-rich, then this latoya jackson chickita... mwisho from bba1 was a saint in comparison, and he was quite the bad boy....

Asking myself the same question in disgust

lerato bba2
18 Sep 2008 02:58

@ goldgild

I wonder why you find this show boring they are their own people and I find them interesting maybe you only see the bits where nothing happens. There is some seriously funny and entertaining things happening there which keeps us glued.

thats ur opinion and u are completely entitled to it... glad YOU'RE enjoying it then...

F.Y.I: this blog isn't about being diplomatic...its a blog about MY PERSONAL opinion! therefore it is highly subjective and 1 sided!

@Sexyzimasa

I wish somebody else wrote these blogs but not Lerato coz she was in the house last year and bored the sh*t out o me. Reading this crap makes her sound pretentious and hypocritical coz she was just the same as all these people.

well start ur own blog then...u are in no way obligated to read mine, its a conscious decision that u make to read it! and how it makes me come across to u is something that doesn't bother me in the least... i mos def won't be loosing any sleep over it!!

@ eish-bo

Bitter? Me?.....lol......far from it dear!

@ Toodecent

if you thought that we were boring then Kudo's to you.... Again all opinions welcome!

Ninki
18 Sep 2008 03:56

Wasnt Lerato in a BBA house and doing the same sh!t not long ago...?Just asking.....

The BB2 may have had their noisy moments but were very entartaining and most of them intelligent too. If you say the BB3 is entertaining, then I give up on you guys (my opinion). The few times I watched, I havent heard not one decenent argument from the Housemates.

realist
18 Sep 2008 06:06

The BB2 may have had their noisy moments but were very entartaining and most of them intelligent too. If you say the BB3 is entertaining, then I give up on you guys (my opinion). The few times I watched, I havent heard not one decenent argument from the Housemates. 

That’s what I liked about that show. Decent conversations and in what ever they subject that was under discussion. You may agree or disagree but this BBA3 is a pain to watch.
Haven't given up on it though.

Goldgild
18 Sep 2008 08:52

Hey your'e right I am out of here have a great time talking to yourself.

flavour gal
19 Sep 2008 04:47

ninki i totally agree with you. this bunch of housemates are not too interlligent. everytime i watch it feels like i'm watching an episode of telly tubbies.

uLucille is one of the dumbest people on tv and i dont think she's that pretty anywayz!

wena Goldgild no Sexyimaza niya bora!!!!

Big Sis
19 Sep 2008 09:34

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH WHAT LERATO IS SAYING....ALL TRUE!

sheenah
19 Sep 2008 12:24

i agree also these housemates are just so boring

Sexyzimasa
19 Sep 2008 13:08

Dear Lerato 

I wish I could say that this is nothing personal but I did watch BBA2 extensively and bcoz of my demanding job, I cannot watch it as much this time and rely on tvsa to give me details.Here comes you with your attitude towards carbon copies of yourself and I'm not feeling it. As i said, I wish it wasn't you writing this coz it's like watching the pot call the kettle black

antipop
24 Sep 2008 08:32

this is brilliant Lerato! i loved it. You write beautifully.


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