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Bye Bye Lu Lu!

Written by lerato bba2 from the blog Leratos Lair on 30 Sep 2008
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Some of my favourite moments from the past week:

The week began with nominations…..hooooooooooray! That meant that 1 more lamb was going to the slaughter! And on the chopping block were Uti, Ricco and TK (with Hazel hot on their heels!). But with the tapestry clad dude being HOH he was obviously safe. He then did what left most hot blooded male viewers cringing…….. He switched himself for Lucille. (Enter Paris Hilton horror movie scream here)

Then there was the “Battle of Kitchen-Gate” which saw Mimi and Uti go head to head about food rationings. I have to say that this has to be one of my favourite moments from this season. Insults were flying left and right…and of course Uti threw his trademark “GO DIE” over and over again, leaving me in stitches.

The moment I saw Lu being wooed by Ricco who used uber cheesy movie analogies to win her over and it actually working I knew that she had reached the end of the road. Only someone with a slight neurological issue would have fallen for that! Hai Sham, poor girl…lol!

Did TK cheat during the HOH task on Friday? Mmmmmm, I must say his success is somewhat questionable! He was on some Al-Qaeda, hide and go seek sh*t with his answers because he is the only housemate who’s answers I did not see…mmmmmm…..


Fast forward to weekend eviction show

As the credits for the show opening sequence began to roll I felt a cold chill creep down my spine. Was I gonna be subjected to more bad performances, poor quality audio and (God forbid) another twist! I quickly downed my Cosmopolitan hoping it’ll numb the pain that was sure to come! And the show did not disappoint.

It started with the Ghanaian ballerina’s clad in black and pink tutus. Initially I as expecting them to start pirouetting but instead they burst into song, and boy did they sing (I’m gonna leave it at that!)

Fast forward some more – PAUSE!

Uti’s sisters are so damn pretty! Uti better keep them far away from Sheila! Lol!

Super speed fast forward

As the housemates are summoned to the lounge for the names of the nominees, as well as the person who TK had switched, to be announced I quickly took another shot of Vodka, hoping it would further numb the uncontrollable boredom that was about to continue. And for the first time in almost 5 weeks I was thoroughly entertained!

The moment her name was mentioned Lucille pulled the “ugly cry” face (as Oprah loves to call it) I couldn’t help but laugh (I think the slight state of intoxication made it that much more hilarious). What I did observe though is that this girl has an unlimited amount of tears on standby that could easily go toe to toe with the Vic Falls. I wonder where she hides the on/off button. Mmmmmmmmmm……… I guess we’ll never really know! Uti however was laughing his ass off (enter Doctor Evil laugh here) which is why what transpired later was an utter shock to even me.

The near ousted are then led to the DJ/commentator booth aka glass house to await their fate. What went down next made Quentin Tarantino movies seem like a big Yawn-fest!.

Lucille’s name is called as the second evictee of this season, but she wasn’t even that fazed by it. UTI however was going berserk, like a fiend who needed a real fix…then he started going all Kung Fu Panda in the glass house kicking and pulling everything which left Miss Sensitive looking as scared as a deer in the headlights! I don’t blame her, hurricane Uti was in full effect! Lu quickly hijacked their flags and was off into the sunset….lol….leaving the 2 fairies in tears! Lol…. One of the dimmest light bulbs had left the building....for good....i hope....

And there I was thinking it was over, that the entertainment was at an end…WRONGE!

As Hurricane Uti swept through the house he once again showed that he grew up watching Bruce Lee movies by kicking the first thing in sight. WTF (Thank God Mimi was no where near him….lol…..would have made for killer TV though – sigh!)

Then the drama started all over again which is why today is the first ever BBA awards.

Drum roll

And the winners are –

• Villain of the week: TK (for his staring role in “Switch”!)
• Best stunts: Uti (as the lead in “Kung Fu King”)
• Most dramatic moment: Munya (in “Home Alone – Pt 5, Lucille is gone)
• Best make up special effects: Mimi (for her part in “The Mask”)….lol
• And the honorary Shabba Ranks “Mr Lover man” Award goes to…… Ricco (as the lead in the 2nd installment of “Another 1 Bites The Dust”)

I have not seen this many tears since a cinema full of women watching Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic.

Fast forward a hang over to Monday evening

Another Monday! 1 must go!

The housemates have been moved to the “house of mirrors”…. Yawn! Is that another twist?

Once again it’s Uti and TK….and for the first time Munya! TK had the HOH umbrella as the sh*t hit the fan, swapping himself for drag loving Casanova Ricco. In all fairness Munya must be evicted, after all he did say that he was ready to exit. I am somewhat disappointed at his actions – giving up the game over a woman who told him numerous times that they were just friends. WTF! He has to snap out of it damn quick, it Big Brother, not The Bachelor!

Lets see how this week goes, hopefully there’ll be no paramedics called to the house…I think Biggie should hide all the sharp objects, especially form certain Housemates…lol!

Later ya’ll!

Hallelujah Holla back.
L




32 Comments

Brown Shuga
30 Sep 2008 12:19

Hi Lerato, thought you were gone lol

<<<• Most dramatic moment: Munya (in “Home Alone – Pt 5, Lucille is gone)
• Best make up special effects: Mimi (for her part in “The Mask”)….lol
>>>
LOL!! Especially at special effects, no one can argue that!! Mimi won straight out....

<<<Uti however was laughing his ass off (enter Doctor Evil laugh here) which is why what transpired later was an utter shock to even me>>> Wondered about that too....Uti is an actor period....

Teeza
30 Sep 2008 12:44

He needs to pull up his socks and redeem himself yes but I damn well have not give up on him yet. (Hope WSG doesn't see this, she'll kiss you big time. she doesn't like my boy either mncim)  Hey welcome back Babeee!! Where did you disappear to??

Segololo
30 Sep 2008 12:53

<<Insults were flying left and right>> Mimi was very calm and polite compared to Uti, she never said anything as horrid as Uti said to her. I hated the way he just kept insulting and screaming at her, NO-ONE deserves to be treated like that

Teeza
30 Sep 2008 12:57

He wanted to leave her in tears in the put-down zone. Not Mimi, she's not Luls. Don't exactly like her but she kinda held her ground.

Brown Shuga
30 Sep 2008 12:59

*in my best mimi voice* No One, No O.......one

Segololo
30 Sep 2008 13:08

<<It started with the Ghanaian ballerina’s clad in black and pink tutus. Initially I as expecting them to start pirouetting but instead they burst into song, and boy did they sing (I’m gonna leave it at that!)>> LOL! yeses! rthis kareoke act... ha ha ha!!

<<then he started going all Kung Fu Panda in the glass house kicking and pulling everything which left Miss Sensitive looking as scared as a deer in the headlights! I don’t blame her, hurricane Uti was in full effect! >> love the way you put it! hilarious! BUT the actual scene left me so scared. i just wanted some security in there!

<<(Thank God Mimi was no where near him….lol…..would have made for killer TV though – sigh!) >> thank gaad indeed! shoo! just thinking about that scene makes me shiver!

<<I have not seen this many tears since a cinema full of women watching Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic>> really!!? lol! I remember a certain group of housemates on bba2 bawling their eyes when Max left... you must get a clip of this...

Teeza
30 Sep 2008 13:12

Touche' Sego on the last one. Rato babe, you guys were what is called dronk verdriet in Afrikaans, admit it. Yho Sego I laughed so much that nite. And Biggie played HHP!!!

Brown Shuga
30 Sep 2008 13:19

LOL

Segololo
30 Sep 2008 13:22

<<Touche' Sego on the last one. Rato babe, you guys were what is called dronk verdriet in Afrikaans, admit it. Yho Sego I laughed so much that nite. And Biggie played HHP!!!>> Sorry if it read harsh, was just reminding Thando (love u gal!!) about the night addicts watched bba2... 

I am sorry, everyone, if it read a bit nasty... it wasn't meant to...

eish-bo
30 Sep 2008 13:23

good riddance Lu, looks don't play the game, she had to step up the game, she was also a snake she voted for Mimi, if she had known she would not have cried that hard when she left

Teeza
30 Sep 2008 13:29

No, no, and I hope Rato takes it in the same spirit. It was a fav moment actually If they ever had a chance to revisit, I'm sure they had a blast at themselves too:-)
Funny part is I was part sad because my choice gang was being dismantled limb by limb nxa! 

Mandipa
30 Sep 2008 14:02

You knw loads of u hav hurt wen u lost someone even if u never dated. u knw hw much it hurts wen u r left with a "what could hav been" feeling...only Munya has to go thru it while we watch. But he wil get over it...he will. If he leaves...where will our sensible and yet interesting conversations come from. At the moment only he and Tawana make talk interesting,. Uti just like to hear himself speak because he is insecure, so he hides behind this idea that he is confident.....dumbest one in the house he is...did u see his answers during HOH task????? really..??? capital of Zambia....Harararae??Munya over Uti anytime...

tomysyne
30 Sep 2008 14:45

hey, rato...........really interesting week and analysis from u......another interesting luk will be the one on uti's face when he's shown his fav moments on live t.v.........lol..i;m guessing he shocked himself!   the tantrums came across as though he wanted to go home so badly......... he just stole the moment away from lu! 
never a more interesting sight than mimi, bawling and stamping her chubby arms as though they shld fall off......lol!
them munya pacing as though his last supper was just stolen from him left me in  shock!
be4 i forget, did u hear tawana assk if some were more special than  most?  is she disillusional? apart from the duo of bi- and jersey boy, how many other tongues hav bin wagging in her direction?

Sexyzimasa
30 Sep 2008 14:49

Eish, uMunya kodwa. uyandidanisa maan. Has he never seen a coloured woman before

Teeza
30 Sep 2008 15:02

What has being coloured have to do with any shyte?? Gaad, this is pathetic!!!

Sexyzimasa
30 Sep 2008 15:09

Teeza What has being coloured have to do with any shyte?? Gaad, this is pathetic!!!

Phela there might not be coloureds in Zim 

Cnglemother
30 Sep 2008 15:28

Munyaradzi aint goin nowhere on sunday.He'll get ova da heartbreak and cum back to his senses and play da game.

Teeza
30 Sep 2008 15:34

Cingle babe: I think he IS back already. nite nite sweets.

Dane
30 Sep 2008 18:25

well i thaw the eviction was one of the sadder moments of all big brothers. with all respect to lerato (coz i really like you), it wasnt sad for you coz you never liked the chick from the start where as i fell in love at first sight.....and keeping in mind YOUR  ugly cry when max was evicted(lol) whilst i nearly broke my arm jumping up and down in excitement (i watched that video clip every week for the 3months that followed)...... anyway im voting ricco hoping that he will be evicted giving tk a false impression that we like him becoz we always evict his replacee which will make his eviction all the more sweeter when he eventuall loses a HOH task (maybe one that actually requires moving)

Segololo
30 Sep 2008 19:02

ZIM<<Teeza What has being coloured have to do with any shyte?? Gaad, this is pathetic!!!

Phela there might not be coloureds in Zim >>
hai! thata was not nice, I think you lost the plot with these comments

realist
01 Oct 2008 00:57

At the moment only he and Tawana make talk interesting
Agreed.

What has being coloured have to do with any shyte?? Gaad, this is pathetic!!!
Agreed. WSG did clarify her ethnicity.

anyway im voting ricco hoping that he will be evicted giving tk a false impression that we like him becoz we always evict his replacee which will make his eviction all the more sweeter when he eventuall loses a HOH task 

It will be interesting if it materialised.

sweetie my baby
01 Oct 2008 03:41

lu was a deserving evictee if her interview on kaya fm was anything to go by! i almost caused a car accident on the M1, coz her interview just about put me to sleep as i was drivin to work.... yerrrrr, if this is what the housemates and viewers had to endure, than please - let us all say a collective 'AMEN' to her ouster!

sego sweetie - it's been too long! and all my fault - how's your princess? now you and King K are perfectly balanced out, you've replaced yourselves, as it were!

Teeza
01 Oct 2008 03:59

Sweets: Can u recall even a little bit man pls?  What did Kendra have to say or was it princess Tamia??

cleve
01 Oct 2008 04:08

Lerato I was about to trash you if you said anything bad about my princess LUCY, but girl I was just cracking up when I read the article. You are trully gifted, keep on writing some of us love your writing. 

about Lucy's switch I'll try find it for you.

WhiteSockGirl
01 Oct 2008 04:29

Warm welcome back from the Pleb aka WSB, Lerato


<<He needs to pull up his socks and redeem himself yes but I damn well have not give up on him yet. (Hope WSG doesn't see this, she'll kiss you big time. she doesn't like my boy either mncim)>>>

Nah, no kissing Lerato, ... nothing personal,... I am into gorgeous men. Lerato, don't mind Teeza and liking for pathetic boys, she is most probably just jealous cause your babbbeeee is most probably prettier and stronger than her babbbbeeee....


<<<< <<Insults were flying left and right>> Mimi was very calm and polite compared to Uti, she never said anything as horrid as Uti said to her. I hated the way he just kept insulting and screaming at her, NO-ONE deserves to be treated like that>>>>>

Even though I did not get to see that part on Friday (we plebs have to work for our tiny salaries) but I watched the video on the BBA3 website (wimpy-e is kind like that, he is making ample provisions for us addicts who can’t watch 24/7) but I have to agree with Sego. Da Deeva Miena was quiet composed for that specific situation… Uti was like always just Uti,… in full citrus 9ja glory.


<<<What has being coloured have to do with any shyte?? Gaad, this is pathetic!!!>>>>
Amen Teeza. Colour / coloured issues????? Really???? Thought we moved beyond this already…
But if we have to go there,… we have a coloured in the house anyway,… her name is Miena.

lerato bba2
01 Oct 2008 05:19

<<I have not seen this many tears since a cinema full of women watching Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic>> really!!? lol! I remember a certain group of housemates on bba2 bawling their eyes when Max left... you must get a clip of this...

@ Segololo -
ROTFLMAO....I remember that as clear as day....lol....and no it didn't come across as harsh, jus a quick reminder of what once was...lol.. but i guess on some level it seemed a bit differant 2 me...maybe bcos we (the weepers...lol) were 200% closer so it seemed somewhat logical....lol...


@ Teeza -
yes i do admit that we were "Poep" dronk that night hence the waterfall of tears.....lol...
lu was a deserving evictee if her interview on kaya fm was anything to go by! i almost caused a car accident on the M1, coz her interview just about put me to sleep as i was drivin to work.... yerrrrr, if this is what the housemates and viewers had to endure, than please - let us all say a collective 'AMEN' to her ouster!

@ sweety my baby
....lol..........

@ Cleve - thanks babe ;0)

Fluffy Head
01 Oct 2008 05:32

Eish Cnga my friend...You are on full first name basis with pathetic...

But bro gotta bounce man!!!

i can't let UTI got jsut yet....He needs to stay in there to keep the Deeva in check...(He annoys me to hell though)

Teeza
01 Oct 2008 05:44

Cinga: You wish:-) Where have you been or have I just been missing or ignoring you????

flavour gal
01 Oct 2008 07:15

Lerato i have to give u mad props for being such a good writer....maybe the creative at BBA3 should hire you to do sum creative thinking for them...lol.... i love u 2 bits.

i have to agree with you, i am convinced that TK CHEAT ON THE HOH TASK! like u said we didn't see his answers plus i know that that dude is not that smart!

Biggie needs to view the tapes again!

Anyway Zambians are known for cheating in HOH tasks! Max did it with the blind folds and flags thing........they are such losers!

dotty
02 Oct 2008 03:03

Lerato, I enjoyed reading your write-up . It is more like satire. I love satires.

The reason Uti was laughing his ass off when Lucille's name was called was because his prediction came true. All week Biggie kept asking the housemates during the diary session who they thought TK switched himself for. I really don't like the time the diary session takes place (around 1pm) because most people I assume don't get to see it. I was home the whole week so I knew immediately why he was laughing.

Well Uti mis-calculated. He didn't "toast "Lucille because of the crowd around her. He was afraid he will be nominated. He let out bottled-up emotions on Sunday. However Lucille is gone! And he ended up being nominated again! Tough luck!

Big Sis
14 Oct 2008 04:43

LERATO HAVE YOU ABANDONED YOUR BLOG NOW??

smadzadza
16 Oct 2008 09:08

Did you guys see the video of Tawana and Munya doing the dirty on the BB website? bathi it happened early in the morning.


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