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Joke of the year..

Written by Ndabazabantu from the blog RGB on 09 Oct 2008
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Joke of the year goes to ……………..*drums drums drums* the RGB!

Ok for once I thought Kuli was serious when she announced Hlubi Mboya

as the sexiest of them all beating the likes of (in no particular order)…

Mims Ngomane

Terry

Joelle

Katlego

Claire

Chomee

Joane

I was like WTF is this some kinda April fool joke? Then again I put on my triple lenses and checked my calendar just to make sure……. I had to be resuscitated after laughing so hard, thanks gawd I wasn’t alone!!! But on the other hand my family would be rich after suing their$$’s for killing their beautiful daughter, next time please warn us guys!

I think Kuli and Hlubi should have their TV Show called … “we still love nature, despite what it did to us” or you can always tell when we are lying. our lips move"… haaaaaa****

I still love you Kuli and quiet frankly you are way too beautiful than your sister, she wouldn’t even make it to the top 1000 if it wasn’t for you meddling with the votes, ya I just said that .. ..
When you were showing the clip the poor security guy couldn’t even pronounce Hlubi’s s surname and yet he was shouting on top of his lungs! How much did you pay him for his vote…R2 for a puff? And please get people with class to vote for our beautiful gals… and bribery is a crime… ya you heard me!

Is it me or DJ Sbu has his eyes only for the light skinned sistaz? Hay’bo Sbu give abomnyamana like me a chance toe! …………..clearly bleaching my face is the only option.. ahem!

87 Comments

Da Rebel
09 Oct 2008 07:04

ya that Hlubi chick has been on our face ever since she got nominated for that hair product..... as for Slikour and Bonang, we know you guys are head over heels in love but please spare us the gore details, wed

Da Rebel
09 Oct 2008 07:05

ya that Hlubi chick has been on our face ever since she got nominated for the hair product..... as for Slikour and Bonang, we know you guys are head over heels in love but please spare us the gore details, WE DON'T CARE.........

................................Next!

Da Rebel
09 Oct 2008 07:10

eish this NOTEBOOK is acting up AGAIN!

And please someone hook me up with Chomee, i'll make her dreams cum true

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 07:11

Nice one NDZ, are u perhaps Ndabazabantu?

I think Kuli and Hlubi should have their TV Show called … “we still love nature, despite what it did to us” or you can always tell when we are lying. our lips move"… haaaaaa****
LMAO, u need Jesus!!!!

Is it me or DJ Sbu has his eyes only for the light skinned sistaz? Hay’bo Sbu give abomnyamana like me a chance toe! …………..clearly bleaching my face is the only option.. ahem!
LOL @ ur sesperation, bleach pho???......newa atleats DJ Sbu and Terry make a good couple and that's all that matters!!

awelani
09 Oct 2008 07:13

Is Bonang & Slikour bek 2geda? nc nc nc nc ,,,poor kids..

Shuga babe
09 Oct 2008 07:14

"still love you Kuli and quiet frankly you are way too beautiful than your sister, she wouldn’t even make it to the top 1000 if it wasn’t for you meddling with the votes, ya I just said that .. ..
When you were showing the clip the poor security guy couldn’t even pronounce Hlubi’s s surname and yet he was shouting on top of his lungs! How much did you pay him for his vote…R2 for a puff? And please get people with class to vote for our beautiful gals… and bribery is a crime… ya you heard me! "
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

but really !! they shouldn't have done that interview with Hlubi during her training bathong, she looked hell, but i 4give her coz she looked so Sexy on last week's SCD.

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 07:14

LMAO @ the pic of Hlubi, u really wnated to stress ur point ne? Kodwa ke on a serious note, Terry, Claire & Joelle beat Hlubi in the looks department by far!!!! I have no idea how she made it to no.1, kodwa ke I suppose it's her time to shine, kudala benconywa o-Claire.

awelani
09 Oct 2008 07:20

atleats DJ Sbu and Terry make a good couple and that's all that matters!!..they do make a cute couple dont they?? ppl with money only *jola* with ppl with money, what about some of hey..

think Kuli and Hlubi should have their TV Show called … “we still love nature, despite what it did to us” or you can always tell when we are lying. our lips move"… haaaaaa**** LOL LOL, But they shud have their own tv show, she (Hlubi) has appeared mo on RGB than Lelo and that just aint ryt and for her 2 b the sexiest woman in mzantsi, C'ummon, since when?? no man, rgb must stop with dis bull sh!t now. NX.

JadaPinkett
09 Oct 2008 07:21

HLUBI NO.1 HOWCOME KANTI UBUHLE INTO ENJANI MAYBE UKULI ROBERT ONLY DID THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SISTERS PHELA MUHLE KABI UTERRY, KATLEGO KANYE NO CLAIRE.

carino
09 Oct 2008 07:22

I will say this again... I found it very strange that none of those people called Hlubi, Nandipha, even though thats her screen name...

Eish nabo, those people they looked like they'd been hijacked from the A place called Home extras' cart. or stolen from the bus that taked abahlali to the IWTSG perfomances.

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 07:25

atleats DJ Sbu and Terry make a good couple and that's all that matters!!..they do make a cute/cute couple dont they??
LOL Awelani my friend, u can be very dilly sometimes, how many times dfo u want to say: "yes they are a good couple"???? uyagula wena nama rhetorical questions akho.....LOL

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 07:26

I will say this again... I found it very strange that none of those people called Hlubi, Nandipha, even though thats her screen name...
@ Carino - which people, phela mina I didn't watch RGB????

Ndabazabantu
09 Oct 2008 07:29

Nice one NDZ, are u perhaps Ndabazabantu? you've got that right 10/10!

LMAO @ the pic of Hlubi, u really wnated to stress ur point ne? heheheee you feel me Nons!

Best-Achiever
09 Oct 2008 07:33

Terry is beautiful bathong .. bt what can we say ...voters have said it

Shuga babe
09 Oct 2008 07:34

Hey guys I'm reading a magazine here with Connie(Karabo of Generations), Shona and the kids visited Mandela.
before even greeting them he just stood in front of Connie and say " My child I am so consern about your waight, you should eat!!"

i'm so imagining his voice on this sentence. hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

monchooza
09 Oct 2008 07:36

they did not say they are compilling a list of Mzansi's beautiful girls...bathe...SEXY. and damn she is OOzing i sex appeal.

awelani
09 Oct 2008 07:36

Nonny, it's not me, um just not maself 2day..lol..

TerryN
09 Oct 2008 07:36

she wouldn’t even make it to the top 1000 if it wasn’t for you meddling with the votes,

ROFLOL @ NDZ.
Terry and Claire...damn they hot. Absolutely gorgeous.

Cande
09 Oct 2008 07:39

Un bloody believable!!!

Where do they get this people who voted??
Kuli, Khanyi,Casanndar, 3-sum should have also been RGB presenters...
there is no RGB without them, abanye they appear twice in 1 episode.
*giving up* Haiye

cleve
09 Oct 2008 07:39

moonchooza are you telling me that skinny little thing is oozing more sex apeal than Joelle????

felfel
09 Oct 2008 07:40

they do make a cute couple dont they?? ppl with money only *jola* with ppl with money, what about some of hey..

No one wants to rescue Cinderella anymore...........LOL

awelani
09 Oct 2008 07:41

Shugababe, are u reading a magazine with Connie now(lyk is she with u?) or the magazine u reading has a story about her, um confused...

monchooza
09 Oct 2008 07:43

<<<before even greeting them he just stood in front of Connie and say " My child I am so concern about your weight, you should eat!!" >>>

just imagine what he would say to Katlego Danke....if he said that to Connie

blcrzy
09 Oct 2008 07:45

haterz, hlubi is hot.. she only compares to Joelle on that list. Terry is a pretty face, so is claire. the point i'm making is that those ladies each have special traits!!! Terry is ofcoz my number 1 but lets not take anyhting frrom Hlubi, girls on fire!! on the marriam issue clearly u're related to her. The only thing that girl has going is her body!!! Everything else is below average

monchooza
09 Oct 2008 07:46

Cleve...its monchooza..not moonchooza

No i am not saying she oozes sex appeal more that Kayembe (kayembe is too hot) infact i am not comparing her to any one...what i am saying though is that she is OOzing sex appeal...thats my stori and i am namatheling to it

Shuga babe
09 Oct 2008 07:46

Mybe they said to those people on the street- who do you think is Sexy between the ff"
-Ma Agnes of Isidingo
- Sarah of Generations
- Mamkiti of Rhythm City
- Hlubi Mboya.
and people said Hlubi Mboya. hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

TerryN
09 Oct 2008 07:46

just imagine what he would say to Katlego Danke....if he said that to Connie.

@ monchooza
is she also skinny?
That Belinda chick on Genn is very skinny

blcrzy
09 Oct 2008 07:49

marriam nkare ousi wa ko nexdoor!!!

Cody
09 Oct 2008 07:54

which people, phela mina I didn't watch RGB???? Jo Nonny, you don't seem to watch TV these days, are you "busy"? LOL or are you Disherised nje ngo Cngle?

Sbu & Terry, they look good together, but eish Sbu is not handsome or sexy but he's got brains, so ya, goodluck to them!!

did anybody see that sex expo on RGB? all i can say is OMW!

cleve
09 Oct 2008 08:00

sexyd
09 Oct 2008 08:09

monchooza
09 Oct 2008 08:19

cleve ndiyi Auti......

as for u Sbu naye i have a problem with the people who are on some"sbu is sexy, sbu is handsome".....please thats a lie...the only thing sbu has is money, style and brains......not the looks

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 08:20

ppl lost their culture now,aslong o le masapo you are sexy,have you seen this ppl uder the jean,
My sexys are

Lebo Mashile
Thembi seate
tshidi from MALAIKA
something where you can touch little fat

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 08:28

moonchooza are you telling me that skinny little thing is oozing more sex apeal than Joelle????
Joelle is way sexier than Hlubi.

Jo Nonny, you don't seem to watch TV these days, are you "busy"? LOL or are you Disherised nje ngo Cngle?
No Cody, ironically these days I'm Sbhombolozirized, so asikho sikhathi sama TV. If feel so bad, coz even when my friends call, I've got no time to chat ebusuku.

Cande
09 Oct 2008 08:29

LOL @ Mathata..
you have you own way of bringing a smile to my face yazi, i wonder what will TVSA be without your reply's...
I like you yazi

monchooza
09 Oct 2008 08:32

we are all different here...as abo george say "different strokes for different fokes"

there's people who think Kabelo of channel O and 5fm is sexy and cute...
and there's people who also say Bridget from Y is damn ugly.

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 08:33

as for u Sbu naye i have a problem with the people who are on some"sbu is sexy, sbu is handsome".....please thats a lie...the only thing sbu has is money, style and brains......not the looks
But ke we are not debating DJ Sbu, coz no-one made him no.1 on some sexy mens list.

cleve
09 Oct 2008 08:35

oooops monchooza!!!!! I feel so blonde hihih!!!!!!!

I personally don't find Sbu appealing at all. Shoo those lips are always full of saliva when he talks, it really turns me off.

awelani
09 Oct 2008 08:49

these days I'm Sbhombolozirized, so asikho sikhathi sama TV. If feel so bad, coz even when my friends call, I've got no time to chat ebusuku..Hini wena and being sbhombolirized ka ngaka, u tryin 2 make a baby??

and there's people who also say Bridget from Y is damn ugly. now, if they were comparing Hlubi and Bridget, only then can they sey Hlubi is sexier.

LOL @ Mathata, i feel u gal..

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 08:50

@cleve,haha haha,the problem is you look for wrong things in him,is like myself if i can say MOTSEPE sometime you dont know he want to cry or not,his eyes are full of tears,shiney shiney.

banna ba tlofela if you are choosy.

Cody
09 Oct 2008 08:55

Sbhombolozirized Triple lol!!!

mstick
09 Oct 2008 09:00

the poor security guy couldn't even pronouce hlubi's surname and yet he was shouting on top of the world .......

LMAO............yes i think he said sumthin lyk hlububoya instead of Hlubi Mboya

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 09:00

Hini wena and being sbhombolirized ka ngaka, u tryin 2 make a baby??
@ Awelani - No ways, I am so not mother material.

@cleve,haha haha,the problem is you look for wrong things in him,is like myself if i can say MOTSEPE sometime you dont know he want to cry or not,his eyes are full of tears,shiney shiney.
hahahahah I feel u Mathata that is so true, Motsepe does have teary eyes.

Nonny
09 Oct 2008 09:02

LMAO............yes i think he said sumthin lyk hlububoya instead of Hlubi Mboya
hahahahah Mstick, tell me u are joking? Hlububoya.......hehehe shem bandla atleast the brother tried.

Cande
09 Oct 2008 09:02

banna ba tlofela if you are choosy.

LOL

TerryN
09 Oct 2008 09:03

there's people who think Kabelo of channel O and 5fm is sexy and cute...
Jah right manchooza

and there's people who also say Bridget from Y is damn ugly.
I hope they not referring to Bridget Masinga...cos she's stunning

awelani
09 Oct 2008 09:03

banna ba tlofela if you are choosy. AMEN!!!!!

Da Rebel
09 Oct 2008 09:05

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 09:08

@candy,sometimes nnete ya batlega,We are not Americans,we dont know anything about Detox n whatever,

why we adopt other ppl cultures.Zulus most of the time they used to say U MMA DLAMINI UZOMBONA ,UDLI INYAMA NE Photho,ANGEKE U BONE A MATHAMBO.

now we want to be Sexy,with bones,aowa

Aslong my hubby can put at the back,i dont have a pro,but to starve myself to be sexy,no no no

mstick
09 Oct 2008 09:10

serious Nonny i'm not joking yazi i laughed so hard until i peed.......tl tl tl tl tl

carino
09 Oct 2008 09:11

yes i think he said sumthin lyk hlububoya instead of Hlubi Mboya

referring to the not-so-SunSilk piece of hair on her head, perhaps??

mstick
09 Oct 2008 09:14

@Nonny...........ROFLMAO

Da Rebel
09 Oct 2008 09:16

ok was ears playing tricks with me coz i heard the lady saying ROBERT MUGABE is the sexiest man alive.."during the sex expo interviews".... I almost fell off my couch from the shock!!!

Cody
09 Oct 2008 09:19

@cleve,haha haha,the problem is you look for wrong things in him,is like myself if i can say MOTSEPE sometime you dont know he want to cry or not,his eyes are full of tears,shiney shiney.
Lol Mathata wa tseba wena mare! hai! i guess its all the money neh?

molibelis
09 Oct 2008 09:24

Cleve...its monchooza..not moonchooza..............cleve ndiyi Auti..............Jah right manchooza sorry but Monchooza hai Manchooza

Boikanyo
09 Oct 2008 09:28

One day it happened that umama nobaba were sleeping with their 5
Year old daughter in their bed room. Every night the young girl was
sleeping between her parents but surprisingly in the morning when waking
up will be on other side, somebody between the mother and the father
will be in between. This thing kept on going for some time and one day
the child decided to investigate was happening, what courses her to move
aside.

Then it happened as usual that the child is in between and in
the middle of the night when the parents thought that the child was
faster asleep, the father whispered: ' hey baby NGINGAJAMPA? The mother
answered with a lovely voice whispering in the dark too, yes honey
UNGAJAMPA, WOZA KADE NGILINDILE SENGIJAHILE,

While the father was trying to cross over, the young girl was
heard saying aggressively: ' AKE NJE UMUNTU ANGINYATHELE UZONGITHOLA
KAHLE NGOBA ANGAZI UKUTHI KUJANJWA KUYIWAPHI EBUSUKU KANGAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 09:28

cody,no it shows how human weak we are.

@nonny,do you want to tell me if MOTSEPE say to you,let me take your child to private school,i will take care of anything,are you going to say ,haai baba uya nthlanyela,khona manje i dont know you are crying or not,.are you OK SIR.

Bonita
09 Oct 2008 09:32

Huuu hayi ayikho ke eyoba uHlubi is the sexiest woman hayi hayi please bathong I also think there was some kind of payola there I wonder who was doing that shoot. I think Kuli was there to tell those people what to say if they want to appear on TV. I mean everyone wants to be on television bantu no matter what is the case.

As fo Slikour and Bonang hayi I don't know what was going through that guy's head when he decided to write his dumping speech on Facebook. You know I didn't believe it when I heard about it on Saturday until yesterday on RGB. I mean if he wanted to dump Bonang without any humilation he would have done that by sending her an SMS or Email hayi le YOBUSO BENCWADI. Ndingazifuni nje ezizinto zefashion zezizinto. I am just going to stick on my TVSA bathong ndingadumpwa on Facebook aish amanye amadoda. He only did that to humilate and embarass umntana bantu. Aish uSlikour dissappointed me you know. I mean I love them both and as a couple, hayi I don't know. Yesterday he looked like he was going to cry on television and they way ebendimince ngakhona coz I wouldn't have loved to see indoda endala ilila eTVnini. LOL

Yho uSbu uzibambele u Terry bathong LOL. They make a good couple shem let's hope it is going to last. I just want ot see them together now to see if they are really looking good together I know to some people love is not about looking good together but I still wanna see that.

Hayi uChommee undixakile I don't know into efunwa yilantombazana kunini e advertisa for indoda its clearly lamadoda awafunayo like ANDILE NCUBE awamfuni LOL. So she must just give up. And I don't why Andile does not get the tip that uChomme wants him. Coz every show that she is asked who is the sexiest men in Mzansi celebs she always mentions Andile's name. Brown Shuga or someone please go to Andile and tell him ayoshele uChomme azoba nomntwana.

Nice one NDZ lol

awelani
09 Oct 2008 09:41

why we adopt other ppl cultures.Zulus most of the time they used to say U MMA DLAMINI UZOMBONA ,UDLI INYAMA NE Photho,ANGEKE U BONE A MATHAMBO.

now we want to be Sexy,with bones,aowa

Aslong my hubby can put at the back,i dont have a pro,but to starve myself to be sexy,no no no.....LOL LOL LOL LOL

carino
09 Oct 2008 09:43

A guy goes into the bank, takes out his gun, points it to the teller and
says:
"give me the money or you are geography!"

the teller, still in shock, replies:
"sir, you mean i'm history."

The guy angrily replies:
"heh wena!!! don't change the subject
yini indaba yakho kanti chabanga ukuthi ngiyisiphukuphuku!!!

Da Rebel
09 Oct 2008 09:44

Hayi uChommee undixakile I don't know into efunwa yilantombazana kunini e advertisa for indoda its clearly lamadoda awafunayo like ANDILE NCUBE awamfuni LOL. So she must just give up. And I don't why Andile does not get the tip that uChomme wants him. Coz every show that she is asked who is the sexiest men in Mzansi celebs she always mentions Andile's name. Brown Shuga or someone please go to Andile and tell him ayoshele uChomme azoba nomntwana.

HAHAHAAAAA Bonita!!

rumours have it that Andile and Zizo bayaziphusha, so Chomee doesn't stand a chance, but hey you may never know with these schlebs

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 09:50

@carino,LOL
you realy did behave like this thief,you change d subject.

Shuga babe
09 Oct 2008 09:52

Eyewitness

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me
rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 10:29

@radabe.i do get you,BUT pls can you ask BONITA that BROWN SHUGA has something to do with this?

im lost in d bush.

Bonita
09 Oct 2008 10:42

what aka mathata Brown Shuga hsa something to do with what now what aka mathaka. Hayi andikiva nawe ngoku please read my reply again. Brown Shuga has nothing to do with anything . I'm only saying since she seems to be close to Andile she must tell him to shela uChommee. What is not clear about that mhmm...?

Hooo Da

Bonita
09 Oct 2008 10:42

Shuga babe
09 Oct 2008 10:43

"Brown Shuga or someone please go to Andile and tell him ayoshele uChomme azoba nomntwana. " soooo Ridiculous!!!!!

U should have said- *Someone please tell Andile Chommie is after him*

@Mathata pls can you ask BONITA that BROWN SHUGA has something to do with this? you are very right. Eish Bonita's Medical Fund !!!*shaking my head*

Shuga babe
09 Oct 2008 10:46

"I'm only saying since she seems to be close to Andile she must tell him to shela uChommee. What is not clear about that mhmm...?" Wagcina ngokumele uqale ngakho!! you should have put it like this in the first place, no one was gonna say anything. come one gal!!

Bonita
09 Oct 2008 10:47

As I was saying before I get interrupted

Usemva Da Rebel sweety uZizo uzishaya nala journalist of Sunday World Theo Nyhaba who wrote the article about Bonang and Slikour. It is alleged that they were cosy in some SABC function that happened in Polokwane last month. I mean very cosy but this guy is denying it saying he is friends with Zizo. You know ke once they say 'we are just friends' they mean friends friends boyfriend and girlfriend.

Bonita
09 Oct 2008 10:49

what aka mathata Brown Shuga hsa something to do with what

I meant nothing to do with anything.

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 10:49

shugab,thanx my darling

@bonita,im still lost with your respond,dont worry SHUGAB ,HAS WORDS FOR YOU

HAVE A GOOD DAY

Firstdvd
09 Oct 2008 10:50

Lol @ Shuga B. and Cariri....*uphumaphi Bonita* under cover?

cuz-cuz
09 Oct 2008 10:51

why was Khanyi Mbau Not on that list cause she is Hot.

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 10:52

ENKA MNIJARA NNAKE.

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 10:54

@FIRSTDVD.UGATHI NGA MUPHA I FIRSTDVD.HALLLLLA

Shuga babe
09 Oct 2008 10:59

Akube cosi kube hhele!!!!!

Ndinithanda nonke emakhaye!!!!!!!

Ayiphaphathwe!!!!!!!

Ayixabene!!!!!!

Okumhlophe!!!!!!!!

what aka mathata
09 Oct 2008 10:59

@CUZ,about Khanyi ppl they dont want to accept shis here to stay,they will try all tricks on the book.to put her down.

i did vote for her,what happened next i dont know,she is just a big treat to SOUTH AFRICANS i dont know why.

MediaSLT
09 Oct 2008 11:24

Bonita you are full of lies! How can you say uZizo ujola noTheo? Everybody knows that Theo is gay - openly gay! Is this one of those walter mokoena is fired articles of yours? Dont go around throwing around facts and fooling people, u will get in trouble sisi.

Firstdvd
09 Oct 2008 11:29

Holla Bonita Lol!!! @ Mathata i'm lost? Lol

Lela
09 Oct 2008 13:34

Hayi guys we all know uba Hlubi being the sexist woman in Mzansi is a joke. Hayi kabi but people are allowed to do what they want with their show and get people talking. Noba kuthiwa usexiest andimazi kodwa asoze uHlubi odlule zonke ezintombi ngoba sexy. To prove ba it was a joke look at those people who were interviewed there.Nani ingathi anina sense of humour!

Shadow
09 Oct 2008 16:54

Hlubi being the sexist woman in Mzansi is a joke
So true...Even herself and her older sister knows it. They are mos living in fantasy island. Let their imagination run wild for once....

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