nx, mfim, and any other expressions I can conjour up to express my bloody discontent!
I was talking to a friend the other day- lets call her "sugars", and was telling her about this new young thing I been having a bit of unadulterated fun with. Needless to say my dear friend was not impressed as she feels I have a lot to offer a discerning man of my calibre.
It got me to thinking about things, and how boring "men" really can be. I mean, who wants a "one round roll over?" By the time I even begin to feel anything, wena usuqedile? Amanyala ke lawo! Niggaz please, if your going to do it, do it properly, hhay ukuvele ulale nje. I got me thinking about an email my friend forwarded to me about amadoda nokubhebha abafazi babo (if you want me to forward it, leave your email address). Why are men just not good enough in bed? You know the saying "when sex is good, its really good, and when its bad, its still pretty good?" BULLDUST!! Ifambu ifambu (experience talking)
Back to sugars, she tells me ukuthi I musnt date a younger man coz they talk too much. Who cares? If he performs like an Italian stallion, Im going to chirp too, arent I? Now I know that may not be the wisest thing to do since all my "friends" would want to find out what the hype is about, but fact is, ucansi lumunandi bakwethu, if the followed recipe is the right one.
Madoda, word of advice, bhebhani izintombi/abafazi benu. If you're not going to do it, who is? When I say perform, Im not talking about being a Bugatti Veyron that can reach 0-100km in 2 seconds, ok? I mean take your car into 5th gear and enjoy the ride! We love sex as much as you do, but when you don't get it often, begin to ask yourself what YOU are doing wrong... I personally dont like to deprive my man of the good stuff, but if he doing it wrong, he needs to go back t the drawing board and revise his strategy (hope your taking notes as to why you dont always get it)
As for my young man, what a disappointment! It was like riding a camel in the Sahara desert... a very dry, long, bumpy, ride! (I think I fell asleep at one point)! I think Im rather going to stick to "men", maybe, and this is a long shot, I'll actually meet a guy with an appetite as healthy as mine since the chicken murder thing just clearly wasnt meant for me!
As for right now, let me go and consult my phonebook… its been a long 2 days!
M*
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