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Tokoloshe...fact or fiction

Written by Dimago from the blog Some food for thought on 01 Dec 2008
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This blog was inspired be a show on Kaya fm last Wednesday night. Masechaba Moshoeshoe (the host) had a guest Sindi* who has been tormented by ‘something’. I caught the show in the middle but the bit that I did hear was that one of the experiences Sindi has had, I have also had. Although not to the same extent, but I could relate to what she was saying.

Sindi says when she is sleeping she has a dream that something is pressing here down, and she tries to wake up, and she cannot, she tries to scream and she cannot. This has happened to me a number of times, and I think I stay under the ‘spell’ for 2-3 minutes then I wake up. It’s not a pleasant experience, but when it is about to happen, I feel drowsy, then I go ‘under’, then this ‘thing’ presses down on me, and I try to wake up and I can’t.

Sindi’s experience does not end with the ‘pressing down’, for her this thing has sex with her, and she says it’s the best sex she’s ever had. Although she says ‘no’ to it, but when it happens she can’t stop it. She says she wakes up in the morning feeling tired and lubricated. She says the after effects of this ‘sex’ is that she has a discharge – a foul smelling one and nothing she does makes it better. Masechaba asked her if she’s been to see a gynaecologist, and unfortunately she has not. So it’s not clear whether this smell is from having sex with this thing or if she has a problem vele…

This thing has been tormenting Sindi for 17 yrs, and for her, it’s something that has become part of her life. The other experience she has with this ‘thing’ is that she feels it sitting next to her or sometimes like someone is following her and when she looks back, there’s no one. Sindi has tried to tell her mom about her experience, but her mom brushed it off and it’s only recently she told her friend about it and her friend referred her to a church that prayed with her and the thing ‘broke’ up with her and she has not had that experience since.

I was surprised/ overwhelmed by a number of callers who confirmed having similar experiences. And all of them say they are ashamed of talking about it. Someone sms’d in and said that there’s something called a spirit husband and suggested that’s what Sindi had experienced. Apparently this comes about through witchcraft. The result of having a spirit husband/wife is that you cannot keep a man/woman. You can attract them, but soon, the relationship that looked promising just ends. Sindi and other callers confirmed this.

Anyhow, so it got me wondering if any of you bloggers have had any of these experiences. For me it was something pressing down on me (it has since stopped, which I believe is a result of fasting and praying). Have you experienced the ‘having sex in your dreams’ with something/someone you don’t know? Apparently sex in dreams is not just wet dreams; you could be having sex with a tokoloshe. This experience does not happen to women only, a guy called in and said, he’s had a sexual experience in his dreams – and this was not the regular wet dream.

Let’s hear it peeps, maybe we can learn and help each other through this.

* Forgot her real name



345 Comments

DJ Why why
01 Dec 2008 16:58

Scary, but  the pressing down thing my mom used to say happens when you have nt slept right.

Your body tenses certain muscles in an effort to wake you so that you can change positions. I know when it happens, blood wud nt be flowing to fingers a hand or something.

Keketso
01 Dec 2008 17:11

@Dimago- strange ha, but its true, although 2 me its not sex. I always dream of a certain group of girls, (they all family, couzins of my couzins). They do strange things 2 me in my sleep. The thing is i feel them when they are coming, I hear them opening the door and pushing my boyfriend away from me. When i try to stand up and fight they press me down and choke me. Its been liek these for the past 6 months. I just lay still and pray, and they leave, strange when i put my bible in my pillow, they never come.

Cnglemother
01 Dec 2008 17:15

Dimags the wetdreams are considered to be withcraft stuff its worse if the person you were having sex with was a white person - you will have bad luck with men especially when it comes to sex, for some odd reason this still bothers me up to now - i worry after having a dream that has a white person. The exhaustion part used to happen to me back in high school after having a wet dream about a certain boy in class, i have not experienced the exhaustion with current and adulthood wetdreams.

The pressing down part happens when I had slept on my back.

DJ Why why
01 Dec 2008 17:33

Spiritual husband that scares batho away???? hayi khona, we always have answers that suit our beliefs ne?..... Yintoni ngoku ngezapokhwe (ghosts)  ezidavazayo??? really now....? someone has been watching the INVISIBLE MAN on etv, at least he talks????

All i am sayin is that when i was younger i learnt to believe the biological fact  about the resctricted blood flow and it works for me.....Rather i believe that, than believe I am somewhat haunted for life....

blackmagee
01 Dec 2008 17:37

eish bakithi! tokoloshe? i have one between my legs and it also relies on blood flow to be active!
LOL...

Cande
01 Dec 2008 17:57

Keketso as in Andi01???

eish Dimags this is really scary, you need to consult a sangoma

Pooky
01 Dec 2008 17:58

Yintoni ngoku ngezapokhwe (ghosts) ezidavazayo??? 

LMAO....ziyaphapha sana izpokwe za these days, zifunu sikelwa hihihihihihi

Teri 101
01 Dec 2008 18:16

Scary stuff .....!

DJ Why why
01 Dec 2008 16:58

Scary, but  the pressing down thing my mom used to say happens when you have nt slept right.

Your body tenses certain muscles in an effort to wake you so that you can change positions. I know when it happens, blood wud nt be flowing to fingers a hand or something.

Keketso
01 Dec 2008 17:11

@Dimago- strange ha, but its true, although 2 me its not sex. I always dream of a certain group of girls, (they all family, couzins of my couzins). They do strange things 2 me in my sleep. The thing is i feel them when they are coming, I hear them opening the door and pushing my boyfriend away from me. When i try to stand up and fight they press me down and choke me. Its been liek these for the past 6 months. I just lay still and pray, and they leave, strange when i put my bible in my pillow, they never come.

Cnglemother
01 Dec 2008 17:15

Dimags the wetdreams are considered to be withcraft stuff its worse if the person you were having sex with was a white person - you will have bad luck with men especially when it comes to sex, for some odd reason this still bothers me up to now - i worry after having a dream that has a white person. The exhaustion part used to happen to me back in high school after having a wet dream about a certain boy in class, i have not experienced the exhaustion with current and adulthood wetdreams.

The pressing down part happens when I had slept on my back.

DJ Why why
01 Dec 2008 17:33

Spiritual husband that scares batho away???? hayi khona, we always have answers that suit our beliefs ne?..... Yintoni ngoku ngezapokhwe (ghosts)  ezidavazayo??? really now....? someone has been watching the INVISIBLE MAN on etv, at least he talks????

All i am sayin is that when i was younger i learnt to believe the biological fact  about the resctricted blood flow and it works for me.....Rather i believe that, than believe I am somewhat haunted for life....

blackmagee
01 Dec 2008 17:37

eish bakithi! tokoloshe? i have one between my legs and it also relies on blood flow to be active!
LOL...

Cande
01 Dec 2008 17:57

Keketso as in Andi01???

eish Dimags this is really scary, you need to consult a sangoma

Pooky
01 Dec 2008 17:58

Yintoni ngoku ngezapokhwe (ghosts) ezidavazayo??? 

LMAO....ziyaphapha sana izpokwe za these days, zifunu sikelwa hihihihihihi

Teri 101
01 Dec 2008 18:16

Scary stuff .....!

Sis Dolly
02 Dec 2008 08:47

Thanks for the topic Dimago. I've been a silent blogger for a while now. You've just raised a topic on a burden I've been caring for years.

I've been having the same experiances for a number of years now. Each year gets worse. I also used to feel like I'm sleeping with the invisible man, I've had wet dreams and they are always mind blowing. Its really scary cause my mother knows about it as well but we dont know what to do about it. Sometimes it gets to a point where these spirits (Or tikoloshe) would come during the day even if I'm not sleeping. I'll be completely awake but I wont be able to move an inch of my body.

Its taken over my life because I'm really scared to sleep on my own. I always feel l need to sleep with someone so that they can wake me up when it comes and I'm crying. When I pray hard it leaves but sometimes I feel like it is also fighting me that I'm praying. I also feel like I'm hearing voices or someone laughing. Guys this is really scary and its really hard to believe. I dont know how to explain it. I sleep with my bible if I'm not sleeping with someone. Scary scary stuff and not pleasent experiance at all. I dont know what kind of help I can get or I can get it. I've never been to a sangoma. Pls help if you can.

GML
02 Dec 2008 08:50

I heard it happens when you sleep on your back it presses against your stomach.
It has never happened to me but strangely I had a dream I used to have when I was younger. It was a white man in a car in our yard looking at our house. I was crying in my dream. Two days ago I dreamt someone was trying to rape me.
Dont ask me why.............

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 08:59

Sis Dolly .. have you ever tried to talk to your church intercessors, elders or pastor about this ... even if it is not your church, but go to any church ask for  a pastor tell them your story and request that they pray with you ....also fast and pray ..fasting helps a lot

felfel
02 Dec 2008 09:13

I also get this dream where i just can't wake up at all and no matter how hard i try to scream no sound comes out, i usualy say a silent prayer (my mum told me to do that) and it helps eventually. I usually feel like i have to try and move and wriggle cos its as  though if i dont i'm never gonna wake up. Its not nice at all, i get it once in a while, sometimes when i'm lying on my back even on an afternoon nap, but i also got it while lying on the side. I actually felt a big ass cat sitting on me and i couldn't shale it off at all, it was horrible.

Sis Dolly
02 Dec 2008 09:16

Thanks Best-Achiever, I've never told anyone except my mother and sister. I've always felt ashamed to share with it anyone else. I dont go to church every sunday so I'm not really involved with church stuff. I'll try opening up about it and seek that help. thanks again

felfel
02 Dec 2008 09:19

I know of a girl who was being chowed in her dreams every night by a man disguised as her boyfriend but then he would change into someone else during the process. She was always tormented by this thing everynight and she would wake up dripping wet down there. Her boyfriend left her cos cos this thing would also do her even while the bf is lying next to her and she would be screaming in her sleep trying to get up. Freaky isht I tell yah. Apperantly that thing affects ur realtionships its like ufakelwe isimnyama, uhanjiswa nempundulu and u'll struggle with men forever more. Its best to seek what you belive in best to help you. if you believe in God, then pray very hard every night and strengthen ur faith. If you belive in the alternative then go seek help from a sangoma and do the steaming and vomitting.

Sis Dolly
02 Dec 2008 08:47

Thanks for the topic Dimago. I've been a silent blogger for a while now. You've just raised a topic on a burden I've been caring for years.

I've been having the same experiances for a number of years now. Each year gets worse. I also used to feel like I'm sleeping with the invisible man, I've had wet dreams and they are always mind blowing. Its really scary cause my mother knows about it as well but we dont know what to do about it. Sometimes it gets to a point where these spirits (Or tikoloshe) would come during the day even if I'm not sleeping. I'll be completely awake but I wont be able to move an inch of my body.

Its taken over my life because I'm really scared to sleep on my own. I always feel l need to sleep with someone so that they can wake me up when it comes and I'm crying. When I pray hard it leaves but sometimes I feel like it is also fighting me that I'm praying. I also feel like I'm hearing voices or someone laughing. Guys this is really scary and its really hard to believe. I dont know how to explain it. I sleep with my bible if I'm not sleeping with someone. Scary scary stuff and not pleasent experiance at all. I dont know what kind of help I can get or I can get it. I've never been to a sangoma. Pls help if you can.

GML
02 Dec 2008 08:50

I heard it happens when you sleep on your back it presses against your stomach.
It has never happened to me but strangely I had a dream I used to have when I was younger. It was a white man in a car in our yard looking at our house. I was crying in my dream. Two days ago I dreamt someone was trying to rape me.
Dont ask me why.............

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 08:59

Sis Dolly .. have you ever tried to talk to your church intercessors, elders or pastor about this ... even if it is not your church, but go to any church ask for  a pastor tell them your story and request that they pray with you ....also fast and pray ..fasting helps a lot

Blackcherry
02 Dec 2008 09:53

@Sis Dolly: One of the ways that you can deal with recurring unpleasant dreams is via hypnosis. Visit a psychologist, and see if they can help. I know singabantu abamnyama have this fear of going to shrinks because we dont know what to expect. Sometimes ezi zinto just happen because our subconscious is working overtime.

felfel
02 Dec 2008 09:13

I also get this dream where i just can't wake up at all and no matter how hard i try to scream no sound comes out, i usualy say a silent prayer (my mum told me to do that) and it helps eventually. I usually feel like i have to try and move and wriggle cos its as  though if i dont i'm never gonna wake up. Its not nice at all, i get it once in a while, sometimes when i'm lying on my back even on an afternoon nap, but i also got it while lying on the side. I actually felt a big ass cat sitting on me and i couldn't shale it off at all, it was horrible.

Sis Dolly
02 Dec 2008 09:16

Thanks Best-Achiever, I've never told anyone except my mother and sister. I've always felt ashamed to share with it anyone else. I dont go to church every sunday so I'm not really involved with church stuff. I'll try opening up about it and seek that help. thanks again

felfel
02 Dec 2008 09:19

I know of a girl who was being chowed in her dreams every night by a man disguised as her boyfriend but then he would change into someone else during the process. She was always tormented by this thing everynight and she would wake up dripping wet down there. Her boyfriend left her cos cos this thing would also do her even while the bf is lying next to her and she would be screaming in her sleep trying to get up. Freaky isht I tell yah. Apperantly that thing affects ur realtionships its like ufakelwe isimnyama, uhanjiswa nempundulu and u'll struggle with men forever more. Its best to seek what you belive in best to help you. if you believe in God, then pray very hard every night and strengthen ur faith. If you belive in the alternative then go seek help from a sangoma and do the steaming and vomitting.

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 10:07

I also get this dream where i just can't wake up at all and no matter how hard i try to scream no sound comes out, i usualy say a silent prayer (my mum told me to do that) and it helps eventually. I usually feel like i have to try and move and wriggle cos its as though if i dont i'm never gonna wake up. Its not nice at all, i get it once in a while, sometimes when i'm lying on my back even on an afternoon nap, but i also got it while lying on the side.
Thats exactly how it happens with me felfel. I also say a prayer or say "Jesus" until it lets off.

Oh Sis Dolly, i cant imagine what you are going through. I agree with BA, you need to go to church, they can pray a prayer of deliverance with you.

LOL @  the DJ.

Sangoma Cande, not even church ge...lol....

Sis Dolly
02 Dec 2008 10:24

Thanks guys!

Blackcherry
02 Dec 2008 09:53

@Sis Dolly: One of the ways that you can deal with recurring unpleasant dreams is via hypnosis. Visit a psychologist, and see if they can help. I know singabantu abamnyama have this fear of going to shrinks because we dont know what to expect. Sometimes ezi zinto just happen because our subconscious is working overtime.

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 10:07

I also get this dream where i just can't wake up at all and no matter how hard i try to scream no sound comes out, i usualy say a silent prayer (my mum told me to do that) and it helps eventually. I usually feel like i have to try and move and wriggle cos its as though if i dont i'm never gonna wake up. Its not nice at all, i get it once in a while, sometimes when i'm lying on my back even on an afternoon nap, but i also got it while lying on the side.
Thats exactly how it happens with me felfel. I also say a prayer or say "Jesus" until it lets off.

Oh Sis Dolly, i cant imagine what you are going through. I agree with BA, you need to go to church, they can pray a prayer of deliverance with you.

LOL @  the DJ.

Sangoma Cande, not even church ge...lol....

Sis Dolly
02 Dec 2008 10:24

Thanks guys!

mentalcase
02 Dec 2008 10:28

My advice: The LOrd's Prayer...Nam bantu ndiyajoina......I cant believe we had this discussion on Sunday with my gals....Maybe we know each other Dimago.Where you at Zoo Lake on Sunday?.....
When I was in high school my BF pregnanted his X.When I came into the pic they had broken up so I was shocked and it was clear that she planned it cos the whole time they were together she  didnt get preg.And her family was involved too.....Anyway I forgave him because I knew he was being trapped, kaloku ebengumntana wasevenkileni you know elalini so abazali sebebone ikroba lokwendisela umntwanabo kwisinhanha....This one day I woke up hearing music and my bedroom door was open.I felt something coming towards me and covering me from my feet up.It covered me completely, its like thick air, and then it pressed down on me.I couldnt move and I tried to fight.It happened several times for years even when I moved to Varsity.At the beginning I used to sing choruses that we grew up singing at home to pray (zakwaMthandazeli), then I would start praying the Lord's Prayer and it wuld stop after just a few sentences so I learned to just go straight to the Lord's Prayer and I wud defeat the thing and wake up almost immediately.It didnt happen when I am not alone.I was scared until I just cudnt care anymore.One time I heard its voice saying why dont you just die......I am sure yancama ke ngoba it doesnt come anymore.I think now it was sent to kill me ngoba it sounded frustrated when it eventually spoke, but then it gave up.

Foxy gal
02 Dec 2008 10:31

I use to have something pressing me @ nite, i couldn't move or scream but i cud see myself sleeping in my bed (strange i know) & i guess.....I don't know how to xplain this but everytime i feel that it was these spirits were coming i would shout  " ngegama likaJesu.....ngegama likaJesu" ngenhliziyo & as soon as i start calling out His name it went away.

Foxy gal
02 Dec 2008 10:31

I use to have something pressing me @ nite, i couldn't move or scream but i cud see myself sleeping in my bed (strange i know) & i guess.....I don't know how to xplain this but everytime i feel that it was these spirits were coming i would shout  " ngegama likaJesu.....ngegama likaJesu" ngenhliziyo & as soon as i start calling out His name it went away.

mentalcase
02 Dec 2008 11:15

Agree with you Foxy, The name of Jesus is very powerful.....

PY
02 Dec 2008 11:51

mentalcase...what are u implying...are u trying to say that ur boyfriend's X bewitched u?
I feel like I'm hearing sharp voices laughing or screaming and feel drousy as well...before it happens...thats when i usually tries to wake up...but when its already there, i feel like i'm awake but it becomes difficult to wake up...or even to cry....but when i got a chance i scream...then some1 would wake me up....i also heard that the person who wakes u up...during this satanic work should not touch u but to call ur name coz if he/she does it will come after them as well...
I always feel l need to sleep with someone so that they can wake me up when it comes and I'm crying...me too 
The sex thing only happened a couple of times (it would be like i'm sleeping with my boyfriend or someone i know),it does'nt happen now, coz when its about to happen i scream,swear and shout at that person, guess its God's work)...
Pray before u go to sleep it works for me...

Toxic
02 Dec 2008 12:00

Yho....i usually have what is called sekgatedi or smthng like that. i don't feel anyone pressing down on me but i feel a presence in my room that makes immobilises me. i've also learnt to pray repeatedly until the feeling disappears.

sometimes it's like my mind replays events of the morning...like i'd hear someone reading the newspaper (ruffling) or opening a zip bag, or puttin lotion on their body (those kinds of domestic sounds) and when i wake up there's no one there. I do not take afternoon naps for this very reason.

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 12:08

we burried a lady(we went to school together) because of the things that were having sex with her at night and i was so hurt to learn what was happening to her and she felt so helpless until death. We need to pray more guys

mentalcase
02 Dec 2008 11:15

Agree with you Foxy, The name of Jesus is very powerful.....

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 12:17

YOOOOO PY,  that is so scary , my cousin's boyfriend  broke up with her because he thought she was sleeping around. but my cousin just found out that she's been sleeping with Tokoloshe since she was a baby. 

@Foxy gal,
I heard that these evil spirits are so scared of Jesus name.

LM
02 Dec 2008 12:27

Sindi says when she is sleeping she has a dream that something is pressing here down, and she tries to wake up, and she cannot, she tries to scream and she cannot. This has happened to me a number of times, and I think I stay under the ‘spell’ for 2-3 minutes then I wake up. It’s not a pleasant experience, but when it is about to happen, I feel drowsy, then I go ‘under’, then this ‘thing’ presses down on me, and I try to wake up and I can’t: This happened to me so many times and I agree with you it is not a pleasant feeling...this is what we call segateledi...

I hv never experienced the sex part but I remember getting up in the morning and finding my panty on the floor next to my bed (was living alone- 2007)..so yah, strange things happen when we are fast asleep!

Cody
02 Dec 2008 12:29

Jo you guys!!! why do people bewitch people mara ye? dont they think those thing will come back to them??nx! oh so when you dont have luck in the love department it means you have a spiritual husband?? why would people do that mara?

PY
02 Dec 2008 12:31

Shuga babe....my boyfriend used to dream having sex with me...he said to me "why do u come into my dreams and have sex with me?"...and i said  "no u are the one who comes to me"...then we loughed...but i told him that it is wrong to dream about something like that...we should just try to stop it...one day my friend told me that she was dreaming about me and her having sex (bare in mind that we are both girls)....she said in the dream...i had a penis.....i said to her "ur witches should stop disguising about me in ur dreams, doing dirty things to u"...luckily her aunt is a sangoma...she knew exactly who the mama did that...

LM
02 Dec 2008 12:33

Shoo, I feel for this Sindi woman...the stuff some people go through and here we are (some of us) complain about petty things....Dimags I should go to church with you gal....

PY
02 Dec 2008 11:51

mentalcase...what are u implying...are u trying to say that ur boyfriend's X bewitched u?
I feel like I'm hearing sharp voices laughing or screaming and feel drousy as well...before it happens...thats when i usually tries to wake up...but when its already there, i feel like i'm awake but it becomes difficult to wake up...or even to cry....but when i got a chance i scream...then some1 would wake me up....i also heard that the person who wakes u up...during this satanic work should not touch u but to call ur name coz if he/she does it will come after them as well...
I always feel l need to sleep with someone so that they can wake me up when it comes and I'm crying...me too 
The sex thing only happened a couple of times (it would be like i'm sleeping with my boyfriend or someone i know),it does'nt happen now, coz when its about to happen i scream,swear and shout at that person, guess its God's work)...
Pray before u go to sleep it works for me...

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 12:38

Shame PY, u guys must do something to stop it.

Toxic
02 Dec 2008 12:00

Yho....i usually have what is called sekgatedi or smthng like that. i don't feel anyone pressing down on me but i feel a presence in my room that makes immobilises me. i've also learnt to pray repeatedly until the feeling disappears.

sometimes it's like my mind replays events of the morning...like i'd hear someone reading the newspaper (ruffling) or opening a zip bag, or puttin lotion on their body (those kinds of domestic sounds) and when i wake up there's no one there. I do not take afternoon naps for this very reason.

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 12:08

we burried a lady(we went to school together) because of the things that were having sex with her at night and i was so hurt to learn what was happening to her and she felt so helpless until death. We need to pray more guys

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 12:17

YOOOOO PY,  that is so scary , my cousin's boyfriend  broke up with her because he thought she was sleeping around. but my cousin just found out that she's been sleeping with Tokoloshe since she was a baby. 

@Foxy gal,
I heard that these evil spirits are so scared of Jesus name.

LM
02 Dec 2008 12:27

Sindi says when she is sleeping she has a dream that something is pressing here down, and she tries to wake up, and she cannot, she tries to scream and she cannot. This has happened to me a number of times, and I think I stay under the ‘spell’ for 2-3 minutes then I wake up. It’s not a pleasant experience, but when it is about to happen, I feel drowsy, then I go ‘under’, then this ‘thing’ presses down on me, and I try to wake up and I can’t: This happened to me so many times and I agree with you it is not a pleasant feeling...this is what we call segateledi...

I hv never experienced the sex part but I remember getting up in the morning and finding my panty on the floor next to my bed (was living alone- 2007)..so yah, strange things happen when we are fast asleep!

andi01
02 Dec 2008 13:05

Please help

I am freinds with my man's ex. We went to school 2geda but starterd high school and tertiary in differnt provinces, but we have since found one another. She knows I am with her ex, but has no problems, coz she has also moved on with her life. Now this mafacka goes behind ma back and calls de woman. He asked her sumthing about her, which he heard from me. I am pissed off, and dumped him. am i overreacting

Cody
02 Dec 2008 12:29

Jo you guys!!! why do people bewitch people mara ye? dont they think those thing will come back to them??nx! oh so when you dont have luck in the love department it means you have a spiritual husband?? why would people do that mara?

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 13:08

but my cousin just found out that she's been sleeping with Tokoloshe since she was a baby.
OMG Shuga Babe, your poor cousin, is she ok now?

but I remember getting up in the morning and finding my panty on the floor next to my bed (was living alone- 2007)..so yah, strange things happen when we are fast asleep!
Yho LM...that must have scared you for real my goodness....

We need to pray more guys
You are so right BA, not just pray, fast as well. Some of these things need both...remember the demons that Jesus said "these come out by FASTING and PRAYING"...Its warfare

PY
02 Dec 2008 12:31

Shuga babe....my boyfriend used to dream having sex with me...he said to me "why do u come into my dreams and have sex with me?"...and i said  "no u are the one who comes to me"...then we loughed...but i told him that it is wrong to dream about something like that...we should just try to stop it...one day my friend told me that she was dreaming about me and her having sex (bare in mind that we are both girls)....she said in the dream...i had a penis.....i said to her "ur witches should stop disguising about me in ur dreams, doing dirty things to u"...luckily her aunt is a sangoma...she knew exactly who the mama did that...

LM
02 Dec 2008 12:33

Shoo, I feel for this Sindi woman...the stuff some people go through and here we are (some of us) complain about petty things....Dimags I should go to church with you gal....

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 13:12

Dimago, she's not OK, she's still looking for help. its so sad!

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 13:14

Dimags I should go to church with you gal....
 LM,
you should. There's an all night prayer at cfc, a church in the east rand. Its called PUSH(pray until something happens). In this prayer session, we bind demons, come against the devil, all sorts of prayers. There's one next week, send me a PM if you are keen.

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 12:38

Shame PY, u guys must do something to stop it.

felfel
02 Dec 2008 13:28

Kuyathakathwa qha ke. My friend has these issues and they follow her all the time, sometimes she wakes up and she can the man that always pulls her legs. She used to have dreads but everytime she wakes up there's a hair missing, i'm not talking about hair breakage ke. Sometimes she'd leave a bible opn on a certain page and put it under her pillow when she sleeps, guess what in the morning that page is torn in half and the piece is missing. freak isht i tell yah.

Luksta
02 Dec 2008 13:36

There's an all night prayer at cfc, a church in the east rand. Its called PUSH(pray until something happens). 
Where exactly in the East Rand, Dimago?

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 13:39

Felfel, that is so freak. i feel very scared right now. tjo tjo tjo.......

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 13:48

@ Luksta - cfc is in kempton park. You take atlas offrampm, then turn right. Its 2kms or so from the offramp.

yho felfel...thats scary!

Chix
02 Dec 2008 13:48

Hey guys...can't say I have experienced anything of this kind but I sure can say it must have been a very hectic experience to each and everyone of you who haveexperienced it!!! I second into yomthandazo!!! Prayer really does wonders!!!

@ Andi01: girl, are you angry with your man okanye are you done with him because if you broke up with him kuba ethethe into owawumxelele yona then I think you are making a huge mistake!!! Never make a decision when you are hurting emotionally, unlike his EX you won't find inner peace when you see him with another woman!!! So please go back and talk to him....scream... shout... yell do whatever you feel youwant to do to get rid of the fury but just don't break up with him because of your anger!!! All the best girlfriend!!!

andi01
02 Dec 2008 13:05

Please help

I am freinds with my man's ex. We went to school 2geda but starterd high school and tertiary in differnt provinces, but we have since found one another. She knows I am with her ex, but has no problems, coz she has also moved on with her life. Now this mafacka goes behind ma back and calls de woman. He asked her sumthing about her, which he heard from me. I am pissed off, and dumped him. am i overreacting

myname
02 Dec 2008 13:51

It does happen 2 me but it will just press & suffocate me. When u cry no one can hear u. Its like it opens its mouth wide. I think we call it inarhumani in Xhosa (i stand 2 b corrected if im wrong). Maar it neva had sex with me.

mjj
02 Dec 2008 13:53

D r you for real? (for her this thing has sex with her, and she says it’s the best sex she’s ever had).... let me read

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 13:08

but my cousin just found out that she's been sleeping with Tokoloshe since she was a baby.
OMG Shuga Babe, your poor cousin, is she ok now?

but I remember getting up in the morning and finding my panty on the floor next to my bed (was living alone- 2007)..so yah, strange things happen when we are fast asleep!
Yho LM...that must have scared you for real my goodness....

We need to pray more guys
You are so right BA, not just pray, fast as well. Some of these things need both...remember the demons that Jesus said "these come out by FASTING and PRAYING"...Its warfare

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 13:55

cfc as in Covenant Felloship Church ..Dimags?

@Andi01 ... are you over him or angry with him? is it worthy breaking up with him or talking to him about it?

mjj
02 Dec 2008 13:57

SOLUTION TO THIS PORBLEM = PRAYER

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 13:12

Dimago, she's not OK, she's still looking for help. its so sad!

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 13:14

Dimags I should go to church with you gal....
 LM,
you should. There's an all night prayer at cfc, a church in the east rand. Its called PUSH(pray until something happens). In this prayer session, we bind demons, come against the devil, all sorts of prayers. There's one next week, send me a PM if you are keen.

TheLady
02 Dec 2008 14:03

Guys...off topic

where's maranatha (it's a church) in Gauteng...where are their branches?

felfel
02 Dec 2008 13:28

Kuyathakathwa qha ke. My friend has these issues and they follow her all the time, sometimes she wakes up and she can the man that always pulls her legs. She used to have dreads but everytime she wakes up there's a hair missing, i'm not talking about hair breakage ke. Sometimes she'd leave a bible opn on a certain page and put it under her pillow when she sleeps, guess what in the morning that page is torn in half and the piece is missing. freak isht i tell yah.

awelani
02 Dec 2008 14:05

I have not read all the replies, will print and read later, but thes has also happened to me "when she is sleeping she has a dream that something is pressing here down, and she tries to wake up, and she cannot, she tries to scream and she cannot" but @lst I could see(in my dream) the ppl who were doing this, a mother and her daughter who are also relatives, the daughter was holding me down and she was very powerful, but she is very skinny, makes me wonder where the hek she got the strength from,, and the mother was speaking in some lingo that i didnt uderstand and the look on her face was not very happy and i had this dream a day after i saw these ppl @ home......

and guys i try to pray, mara something always holds me back or weakens me i end up falling asleep during a prayer,,

LM
02 Dec 2008 14:07

She used to have dreads but everytime she wakes up there's a hair missing, i'm not talking about hair breakage ke. hehh Felfel, donkey years ago when I was still in higher primary school,  this very same thing used to happen to my distant cousin&neighbour (2yrs younger than moa). hers was not dreads but a couples of times she found her hair cut, just a small patch...it was as if someone wanted to cut her hair with a pair of scissors but decided otherwise 1/8 through....her parents were freaked out....

andi01
02 Dec 2008 14:08

Thanks Chix, but i wont go to him, he needs to come back and beg, mafacka
@Best Achiever- I love him to bits but he pisses me off, big time joe, I wish ndingamkrwitsha anye. why mara he, why

Luksta
02 Dec 2008 13:36

There's an all night prayer at cfc, a church in the east rand. Its called PUSH(pray until something happens). 
Where exactly in the East Rand, Dimago?

Luksta
02 Dec 2008 14:12

Thanks Dimags, will holla @ you if I decide to come next week.

Shuga babe
02 Dec 2008 13:39

Felfel, that is so freak. i feel very scared right now. tjo tjo tjo.......

Cande
02 Dec 2008 14:20

where's maranatha (it's a church) in Gauteng...where are their branches

tl tl tl when was the last time i heard about this church??? LOL hehehehhehe last i heard of it was in High school & it was in Taung

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 14:23

cfc as in Covenant Felloship Church ..Dimags?
No, its Christian Family Church BA

D r you for real? (for her this thing has sex with her, and she says it’s the best sex she’s ever had).... let me read
Yes, mjj...even the callers confirm that the sex in the dreams is great

and guys i try to pray, mara something always holds me back or weakens me i end up falling asleep during a prayer
I understand that problem Awe, but you must keep going, don't give in to the 'tired' feeling

Pinkpoodle
02 Dec 2008 14:23

jeez this is scary ...

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 13:48

@ Luksta - cfc is in kempton park. You take atlas offrampm, then turn right. Its 2kms or so from the offramp.

yho felfel...thats scary!

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 14:24

and guys i try to pray, mara something always holds me back or weakens me i end up falling asleep during a prayer,,

Dont allow that spirit to overpower you my dear ..that's demonic power there ... try to pray standing and walking around your bedroom or lounge.

@Best Achiever- I love him to bits but he pisses me off, big time joe, I wish ndingamkrwitsha anye. why mara he, why

@Andi01 .....
is your pride worthy loosing him?have you tried to talk to him and tell him how you feel?

Chix
02 Dec 2008 13:48

Hey guys...can't say I have experienced anything of this kind but I sure can say it must have been a very hectic experience to each and everyone of you who haveexperienced it!!! I second into yomthandazo!!! Prayer really does wonders!!!

@ Andi01: girl, are you angry with your man okanye are you done with him because if you broke up with him kuba ethethe into owawumxelele yona then I think you are making a huge mistake!!! Never make a decision when you are hurting emotionally, unlike his EX you won't find inner peace when you see him with another woman!!! So please go back and talk to him....scream... shout... yell do whatever you feel youwant to do to get rid of the fury but just don't break up with him because of your anger!!! All the best girlfriend!!!

felfel
02 Dec 2008 14:30

Myname you right its called inarhmani, but there's no sex involved kuleyo. The sex one is called impundulu, kuthiwe mhlawumbi ulaliswa nempundulu.

I had a one year stint at a school ekasi and there was a textbook (or novel) in Xhosa that actually described impundulu as a big man wearing a black coat. Just that at that time it didn't mean anything to me as i was young.

Pinkpoodle
02 Dec 2008 14:35

I've also heard about this my friend dreams that she is having sex with her brother all the time but when she wakes up there is no evidence of what has taken place.

Is it also Tokoloshe, if so why does she not get wet like all the others. Now she sleeps with the bible under her pillow to avoid these dreams. but why mara these things happen, never heard of it happening to mlungu

myname
02 Dec 2008 13:51

It does happen 2 me but it will just press & suffocate me. When u cry no one can hear u. Its like it opens its mouth wide. I think we call it inarhumani in Xhosa (i stand 2 b corrected if im wrong). Maar it neva had sex with me.

felfel
02 Dec 2008 14:38

Awe you can also sprinkle some sea salt in your bedroom before you sleep and rather say your prayer before you sleep and ask for peacefull sleep from your God, put the bible under your pillow and wait for the fight of your life which God will fight for you.....

My mum says I should just recite "Our Father...", if i can't say full prayer under the circumstances......

mjj
02 Dec 2008 13:53

D r you for real? (for her this thing has sex with her, and she says it’s the best sex she’s ever had).... let me read

awelani
02 Dec 2008 14:45

another strange thing that, some time ago, i had a dream of an ex-colleague chasing me on the free way , then he changed into a big black snake that has 2 heads mara the faces were still human,only the body was that os a snake, i was running so fast, then suddenly as it was about to catch up with, i started saying "our father, who art in heaven" prayer in my dream, the snake/human thing just disappeared,,and this prayer thing in my head has happened quiet few times now and i end up being safe......and i dont go to church ppl, have not been there in over 2 yrs, i feel like um not ready or i have not found the right church yet..

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 13:55

cfc as in Covenant Felloship Church ..Dimags?

@Andi01 ... are you over him or angry with him? is it worthy breaking up with him or talking to him about it?

Cody
02 Dec 2008 14:48

Hee Awelani you are just reminding me of something when you talk about people closest to you doing the nasty to you, i know it's off topic, but within the context of witchcraft. 

I have this best best best friend of mine, i will always catch her whispering something in my ear while im sleeping, so me being granny's child, i always tagged along with her to go to zcc, and everytime im there, they would tell me that i have a friend that is no good i must  stay away from her, one day they called her by her name, but still i didnt believe it. when i asked this friend what was she doing (when whispering)? she would tell me that i was snoring, so she is whispering so that i can stop. She is my best friend, but she hasnt spoken to me ever since i bought my house nor came to my house, she is making up some excuse saying she is angry about something i did but she will tell me when she is ready it has been almost 4 months but she hasnt spoken to me. Guys is there such a thing as whispering in someone's ear to stop them from snoring????

mjj
02 Dec 2008 13:57

SOLUTION TO THIS PORBLEM = PRAYER

TheLady
02 Dec 2008 14:03

Guys...off topic

where's maranatha (it's a church) in Gauteng...where are their branches?

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 14:55

...and i don't go to church ppl, have not been there in over 2 yrs, i feel like um not ready or i have not found the right church yet..
Awe, you probably have not found the right one, where do you stay?

I've also had dreams where people chase me, then it was dogs, and i was jumping fences, high high fences. And eventually when they were close to me, i started praying, and then i woke up...but it was scare and i was tired in the morning....

awelani
02 Dec 2008 14:57

Yhooo cody and u still call that person ur frend,, run for dear life while u can, i will be frend and will not toor u..LOL

D, i stay in Hillbrow...

andi01
02 Dec 2008 14:59

@Andi01 ..... is your pride worthy loosing him?have you tried to talk to him and tell him how you feel?- yah, my anger has calm down a bit now, maybe I will talk 2 him, thank you guys for ur advice, you are gr8, @ WSG- dankie

awelani
02 Dec 2008 14:05

I have not read all the replies, will print and read later, but thes has also happened to me "when she is sleeping she has a dream that something is pressing here down, and she tries to wake up, and she cannot, she tries to scream and she cannot" but @lst I could see(in my dream) the ppl who were doing this, a mother and her daughter who are also relatives, the daughter was holding me down and she was very powerful, but she is very skinny, makes me wonder where the hek she got the strength from,, and the mother was speaking in some lingo that i didnt uderstand and the look on her face was not very happy and i had this dream a day after i saw these ppl @ home......

and guys i try to pray, mara something always holds me back or weakens me i end up falling asleep during a prayer,,

felfel
02 Dec 2008 15:00

ebekuthakatha Cody,thats why, pray for her. maybe someone else is using her against you. When someone snores you just shake them qha mos and they'll wake up and stop temporarily.

Awe that "Our Father..." prayer is powerful yazi.

There's something else I heard when it comes to evil dreams, that u must fight  & defeat the devil in your dreams, never let it win before u wake up. Or if you dreaming you climbing a hill, always get to the top of that hill before waking up.

LM
02 Dec 2008 14:07

She used to have dreads but everytime she wakes up there's a hair missing, i'm not talking about hair breakage ke. hehh Felfel, donkey years ago when I was still in higher primary school,  this very same thing used to happen to my distant cousin&neighbour (2yrs younger than moa). hers was not dreads but a couples of times she found her hair cut, just a small patch...it was as if someone wanted to cut her hair with a pair of scissors but decided otherwise 1/8 through....her parents were freaked out....

makgotso
02 Dec 2008 15:05

I couldn't agree with you more guys, Prayer is the weapon to use when the evil spirit attack you. Use the Name of Jesus more in your prayers. 

Prayer is the key for everything, I will also keep you in my prayers and ask God for the total delivance in your lives.

andi01
02 Dec 2008 14:08

Thanks Chix, but i wont go to him, he needs to come back and beg, mafacka
@Best Achiever- I love him to bits but he pisses me off, big time joe, I wish ndingamkrwitsha anye. why mara he, why

Luksta
02 Dec 2008 14:12

Thanks Dimags, will holla @ you if I decide to come next week.

Cande
02 Dec 2008 14:20

where's maranatha (it's a church) in Gauteng...where are their branches

tl tl tl when was the last time i heard about this church??? LOL hehehehhehe last i heard of it was in High school & it was in Taung

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 14:23

cfc as in Covenant Felloship Church ..Dimags?
No, its Christian Family Church BA

D r you for real? (for her this thing has sex with her, and she says it’s the best sex she’s ever had).... let me read
Yes, mjj...even the callers confirm that the sex in the dreams is great

and guys i try to pray, mara something always holds me back or weakens me i end up falling asleep during a prayer
I understand that problem Awe, but you must keep going, don't give in to the 'tired' feeling

Pinkpoodle
02 Dec 2008 14:23

jeez this is scary ...

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 14:24

and guys i try to pray, mara something always holds me back or weakens me i end up falling asleep during a prayer,,

Dont allow that spirit to overpower you my dear ..that's demonic power there ... try to pray standing and walking around your bedroom or lounge.

@Best Achiever- I love him to bits but he pisses me off, big time joe, I wish ndingamkrwitsha anye. why mara he, why

@Andi01 .....
is your pride worthy loosing him?have you tried to talk to him and tell him how you feel?

maud
02 Dec 2008 15:17

hi
inarhmani,- in biology its when you sleep facing up, but i dont know about having sex in your sleep ., what i know it normally happens before or after your periods , from what i learned it is because of your hormones, something to do with your blood circulations, transfered to your mind . you know biology have their own explanations, but in our black calture you have been bewitched.


felfel
02 Dec 2008 14:30

Myname you right its called inarhmani, but there's no sex involved kuleyo. The sex one is called impundulu, kuthiwe mhlawumbi ulaliswa nempundulu.

I had a one year stint at a school ekasi and there was a textbook (or novel) in Xhosa that actually described impundulu as a big man wearing a black coat. Just that at that time it didn't mean anything to me as i was young.

Pinkpoodle
02 Dec 2008 14:35

I've also heard about this my friend dreams that she is having sex with her brother all the time but when she wakes up there is no evidence of what has taken place.

Is it also Tokoloshe, if so why does she not get wet like all the others. Now she sleeps with the bible under her pillow to avoid these dreams. but why mara these things happen, never heard of it happening to mlungu

felfel
02 Dec 2008 14:38

Awe you can also sprinkle some sea salt in your bedroom before you sleep and rather say your prayer before you sleep and ask for peacefull sleep from your God, put the bible under your pillow and wait for the fight of your life which God will fight for you.....

My mum says I should just recite "Our Father...", if i can't say full prayer under the circumstances......

awelani
02 Dec 2008 14:45

another strange thing that, some time ago, i had a dream of an ex-colleague chasing me on the free way , then he changed into a big black snake that has 2 heads mara the faces were still human,only the body was that os a snake, i was running so fast, then suddenly as it was about to catch up with, i started saying "our father, who art in heaven" prayer in my dream, the snake/human thing just disappeared,,and this prayer thing in my head has happened quiet few times now and i end up being safe......and i dont go to church ppl, have not been there in over 2 yrs, i feel like um not ready or i have not found the right church yet..

Cody
02 Dec 2008 14:48

Hee Awelani you are just reminding me of something when you talk about people closest to you doing the nasty to you, i know it's off topic, but within the context of witchcraft. 

I have this best best best friend of mine, i will always catch her whispering something in my ear while im sleeping, so me being granny's child, i always tagged along with her to go to zcc, and everytime im there, they would tell me that i have a friend that is no good i must  stay away from her, one day they called her by her name, but still i didnt believe it. when i asked this friend what was she doing (when whispering)? she would tell me that i was snoring, so she is whispering so that i can stop. She is my best friend, but she hasnt spoken to me ever since i bought my house nor came to my house, she is making up some excuse saying she is angry about something i did but she will tell me when she is ready it has been almost 4 months but she hasnt spoken to me. Guys is there such a thing as whispering in someone's ear to stop them from snoring????

Dimago
02 Dec 2008 14:55

...and i don't go to church ppl, have not been there in over 2 yrs, i feel like um not ready or i have not found the right church yet..
Awe, you probably have not found the right one, where do you stay?

I've also had dreams where people chase me, then it was dogs, and i was jumping fences, high high fences. And eventually when they were close to me, i started praying, and then i woke up...but it was scare and i was tired in the morning....

awelani
02 Dec 2008 14:57

Yhooo cody and u still call that person ur frend,, run for dear life while u can, i will be frend and will not toor u..LOL

D, i stay in Hillbrow...

andi01
02 Dec 2008 14:59

@Andi01 ..... is your pride worthy loosing him?have you tried to talk to him and tell him how you feel?- yah, my anger has calm down a bit now, maybe I will talk 2 him, thank you guys for ur advice, you are gr8, @ WSG- dankie

felfel
02 Dec 2008 15:00

ebekuthakatha Cody,thats why, pray for her. maybe someone else is using her against you. When someone snores you just shake them qha mos and they'll wake up and stop temporarily.

Awe that "Our Father..." prayer is powerful yazi.

There's something else I heard when it comes to evil dreams, that u must fight  & defeat the devil in your dreams, never let it win before u wake up. Or if you dreaming you climbing a hill, always get to the top of that hill before waking up.

makgotso
02 Dec 2008 15:05

I couldn't agree with you more guys, Prayer is the weapon to use when the evil spirit attack you. Use the Name of Jesus more in your prayers. 

Prayer is the key for everything, I will also keep you in my prayers and ask God for the total delivance in your lives.

Cody
02 Dec 2008 15:55

Ya neh! im beggining to think she is a mthakathi after all. why bloody whisper in my ear?? ya as the saying goes, keep the ones you love close and your enemies even closer.

maud
02 Dec 2008 15:17

hi
inarhmani,- in biology its when you sleep facing up, but i dont know about having sex in your sleep ., what i know it normally happens before or after your periods , from what i learned it is because of your hormones, something to do with your blood circulations, transfered to your mind . you know biology have their own explanations, but in our black calture you have been bewitched.


PY
02 Dec 2008 16:35

In Xhosa its called ukucinezelwa (be pressed against)...inarhumani..its a nightmare....
@Dimago
I've also had dreams where people chase me, then it was dogs...in the Xhosa culture it is believed that dogs(domestic animals) are ur ancestors, they are trying to communicate with u....
i'm a bad dreamer...every1 at home knows that....i could even write a book about my dreams...
Long time ago i placed my uniform (dress)..in the bed...and went out to play outside, as i was still a child...my mother would often take it and hang it.....in the next morning i could'nt find my uniform...i asked my mom about it she did'nt know ewhere the uniform was....she gave me a skirt unifrom(not allowed in my primary school...only dresses were, but i explained to my teacher)..to ware at school that day....my mother tried to look out for it in the wardrobes,suitcases, washing basketss, in each & every room but...mh...mh...no where to be found...after two days i found it in the bed..and was very happy thinking that my mother had found it...i wore my uniform to school...after school my mom asked me where did i find the uniform...i told her in the same bed where i placed it few days ago....my mom was so suprised.....she said "u should'nt have ware it from the first place" i told her that i thought that she had found it...after a day or two...my mouth got twisted aside...i could'nt feel anything wrong...but my friends noticed that and told my mom.....she took me to a Mthandazeli (a man who prays for people)...then my mouth moved back to its place....the guy just told us that few days ago my uniform was stolen by tikolosh...he was also a prophet

TheLady
02 Dec 2008 16:44

YHO PY...that's scary.

Cody
02 Dec 2008 15:55

Ya neh! im beggining to think she is a mthakathi after all. why bloody whisper in my ear?? ya as the saying goes, keep the ones you love close and your enemies even closer.

Tshd21
02 Dec 2008 16:51

Hectic stufff.....the things even sleep with people?? yho..... The only suggestion I have is prayer.....it changes hopeless situations through and through......

Toxic
02 Dec 2008 16:53

Guys is there such a thing as whispering in someone's ear to stop them from snoring????

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! sorry Cody, this is so funny!

PY
02 Dec 2008 16:35

In Xhosa its called ukucinezelwa (be pressed against)...inarhumani..its a nightmare....
@Dimago
I've also had dreams where people chase me, then it was dogs...in the Xhosa culture it is believed that dogs(domestic animals) are ur ancestors, they are trying to communicate with u....
i'm a bad dreamer...every1 at home knows that....i could even write a book about my dreams...
Long time ago i placed my uniform (dress)..in the bed...and went out to play outside, as i was still a child...my mother would often take it and hang it.....in the next morning i could'nt find my uniform...i asked my mom about it she did'nt know ewhere the uniform was....she gave me a skirt unifrom(not allowed in my primary school...only dresses were, but i explained to my teacher)..to ware at school that day....my mother tried to look out for it in the wardrobes,suitcases, washing basketss, in each & every room but...mh...mh...no where to be found...after two days i found it in the bed..and was very happy thinking that my mother had found it...i wore my uniform to school...after school my mom asked me where did i find the uniform...i told her in the same bed where i placed it few days ago....my mom was so suprised.....she said "u should'nt have ware it from the first place" i told her that i thought that she had found it...after a day or two...my mouth got twisted aside...i could'nt feel anything wrong...but my friends noticed that and told my mom.....she took me to a Mthandazeli (a man who prays for people)...then my mouth moved back to its place....the guy just told us that few days ago my uniform was stolen by tikolosh...he was also a prophet

TheLady
02 Dec 2008 16:44

YHO PY...that's scary.

Tshd21
02 Dec 2008 16:51

Hectic stufff.....the things even sleep with people?? yho..... The only suggestion I have is prayer.....it changes hopeless situations through and through......

Toxic
02 Dec 2008 16:53

Guys is there such a thing as whispering in someone's ear to stop them from snoring????

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! sorry Cody, this is so funny!

Floh
02 Dec 2008 18:05

It is soooooo  true, the pressing is still happening to me but not often as it used to be ezilalini. The last time it happened, i felt as if there is someone very big sitting slowly in my bed, and it started, jerrrrrrr not a nice experience, but i always pray after the abuse.

Brown Shuga
02 Dec 2008 18:15

<<<<Sindi says when she is sleeping she has a dream that something is pressing here down, and she tries to wake up, and she cannot, she tries to scream and she cannot. This has happened to me a number of times, and I think I stay under the ‘spell’ for 2-3 minutes then I wake up. It’s not a pleasant experience, but when it is about to happen, I feel drowsy, then I go ‘under’, then this ‘thing’ presses down on me, and I try to wake up and I can’t. >>>>
OMG!! This happens to me too!! I can feel it when it's coming so I've sort of found a way to deal with it...I turn or try lift my head (with much difficulty, might I add) but that's the only way I can chase it away....
I was once told to sleep with a table knife under my pillow but I always forgot...and this thing would bother me, vha! 

Lemme go read. the replies..

Brown Shuga
02 Dec 2008 18:27

Sex with Tokoloshe OMG! Has anyone fallen pregnant from this?

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 18:32

I was once told to sleep with a table knife under my pillow but I always forgot...and this thing would bother me, vha!

BS .. Exercise calling the name "Jesus" in your dreams it real does wonders...and instead of knife put your bbible under the pillow otherwise these tikoloshes will skin you alive with that knife ...LOL

mjj
02 Dec 2008 18:35

BA - please don't laugh, what you just said is so true.....people should exercise to call Jesus's name and sleep next to their bibles.......

Brown Shuga
02 Dec 2008 18:35

LOL I'll try calling Jesus for help next time. Thanks BA.

Bra Bizza
02 Dec 2008 18:42

eish you gotta love TVSA....this is what i needed after a hectic'nyana day

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 18:43

it is the imaginary that is killing me mjj ... not what i said ....

we buried a lady in May ...who died because of the tokoloshes sleeping with her ... she started bleeding uncontrollable and the finally gave in and passed on ... it was such a sad funeral especial because she started telling other on her final day ...she died a helpless death.

Cnglemother
02 Dec 2008 19:00

Hayibo BA she died?atleast my wetdreams have realmen not things.any1 who needs impepho should holler at me i bring a stash every 3mnths from ezilalini for chasing away imimoya emibi.

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 19:10

yes Cnglemom we buried her in May ... it was a tikoloshe disguised as man .. so you must strt praying my friend

Brown Shuga
02 Dec 2008 18:27

Sex with Tokoloshe OMG! Has anyone fallen pregnant from this?

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 18:32

I was once told to sleep with a table knife under my pillow but I always forgot...and this thing would bother me, vha!

BS .. Exercise calling the name "Jesus" in your dreams it real does wonders...and instead of knife put your bbible under the pillow otherwise these tikoloshes will skin you alive with that knife ...LOL

mjj
02 Dec 2008 18:35

BA - please don't laugh, what you just said is so true.....people should exercise to call Jesus's name and sleep next to their bibles.......

Lady D
02 Dec 2008 22:16

Wow,this is just too hectic,nna i only get segatelli but then the prayer comes automatically,i just find myself calling three names:The name of the Father,THe Son and th Holy Spirit'then that feeling slowly goes away!!!

Brown Shuga
02 Dec 2008 18:35

LOL I'll try calling Jesus for help next time. Thanks BA.

Bra Bizza
02 Dec 2008 18:42

eish you gotta love TVSA....this is what i needed after a hectic'nyana day

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 18:43

it is the imaginary that is killing me mjj ... not what i said ....

we buried a lady in May ...who died because of the tokoloshes sleeping with her ... she started bleeding uncontrollable and the finally gave in and passed on ... it was such a sad funeral especial because she started telling other on her final day ...she died a helpless death.

Cnglemother
02 Dec 2008 19:00

Hayibo BA she died?atleast my wetdreams have realmen not things.any1 who needs impepho should holler at me i bring a stash every 3mnths from ezilalini for chasing away imimoya emibi.

mjj
02 Dec 2008 22:26

I'm telling you screaming Jesus name so loud helps.....when i was hi-jacked by 3 thugs each with guns 2003 the 13th of May at 6:18pm I screamed Jesus's name so loud that i manage to climb a 4m fence......... Yep up till this day i believe i was saved by Jesus from those holigans........


Yep i stil remember the date and time.....

Best-Achiever
02 Dec 2008 19:10

yes Cnglemom we buried her in May ... it was a tikoloshe disguised as man .. so you must strt praying my friend

Lady D
02 Dec 2008 22:16

Wow,this is just too hectic,nna i only get segatelli but then the prayer comes automatically,i just find myself calling three names:The name of the Father,THe Son and th Holy Spirit'then that feeling slowly goes away!!!

mjj
02 Dec 2008 22:26

I'm telling you screaming Jesus name so loud helps.....when i was hi-jacked by 3 thugs each with guns 2003 the 13th of May at 6:18pm I screamed Jesus's name so loud that i manage to climb a 4m fence......... Yep up till this day i believe i was saved by Jesus from those holigans........


Yep i stil remember the date and time.....

PY
03 Dec 2008 08:49

Last nite...i was lying on my back....i feel that evil coming, probably it knows that i was blogging about it yesterday....i tried very hard to turn & lie on my side....we were not even sleeping...my father was still in the kitchen...

I have a friend who always dream about having sex while sleeping (as i told u about her)....last year she had a miscarriage (7 months pregnant, it was a baby boy)....this year she had the 2nd miscariage (2 months pregnant)....we are all suspecting this tikolosh thing....

Crazy Jess
03 Dec 2008 09:13

I have experienced it couple of times, like someone is choking you.
When I was sleeping I could actually feel like something is entering my room and my body just gets stiff. I can't even move a muscle or scream.

It went on for weeks, I went on holiday and I was fine, when I got back home it was back to square one. Funny enough one night my mother woke and she started praying, like she felt it too.

I got holy water from church and I'll sprinkle it in my room before I go to sleep and I'll also pray.

Now, I read my bible, and pray. Plus I have prayers stuck on my wall just above my head board and I sleep with my bibe open on a certain verse in book of Psalm.

And prayer really helps, the Lord's prayer is the best.

felfel
03 Dec 2008 09:27

PY i'm sooo LMAO at wat u just said yazi kodwa andihleki wena, its because my older sister....eish badlale ngaye umnta' kamama shame, she used to get that thing of a twisted mouth abengathi uyaxhuzula abe stiff, they'd take her to the hospital and when the Dr comes, my sister is fine and laughing as if nothing happenned. It happened alot of times. And also during exams she'd go completely blind and not see a thing when writing exams, teachers would call my mom to come get her from school. She wore thick-ass glasses only during exam time, also having severe headaches. Now a pyschologist might say its exam stress, but my sister loved school and this would happen literarry at every exam.

She got fed up ngamayeza nokuqutyulwa ziinyanga zikhupha izipeliti esuswini sakhe. She turned to God and has never ever looked back, even when they told her she'd never be able to have kids at all (Doctors & sangomas), she prayed hard and has four now including twins. Prayer changes!!!!!!!!!!!

Dimago
03 Dec 2008 09:28

Last nite...i was lying on my back....i feel that evil coming, probably it knows that i was blogging about it yesterday....i tried very hard to turn & lie on my side....we were not even sleeping...my father was still in the kitchen..
LOL PY, did u call out the name of Jesus?

Mina, i thought about this whole discussion when i got home, and i decided to 'evil spirit proof' my house and i was praying in each room...needless to say i slept peacefully.

@Dimago I've also had dreams where people chase me, then it was dogs...in the Xhosa culture it is believed that dogs(domestic animals) are ur ancestors, they are trying to communicate with u....
WOW...really...hmmm....

belz
03 Dec 2008 09:37

the thing ‘broke’ up with her> LOL!!! I have that pressing down thing, but it happens when i sleep in the afternoon, not all the time though. its bad when it happens though, you feel like you are passing away. kay now, im gonna go read replies.

Sleeping with a spirit, hectic!!!!!!!

TheLady
03 Dec 2008 09:39

Apologies mjj
LMAO at you climbing a 4m high wall.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 09:41

Last nite...i was lying on my back....i feel that evil coming, probably it knows that i was blogging about it yesterday...LMAO!!!!!

LOL @ Mjj, u have a memory of an elephant, u remember all these details, i bet u also remembered how the hooligans lookd like when giving the police the descriptions..

Guys on a serious note,,this morning  when i woke up, for the 2nd time in three weeks, my arm is bruised like i was hit by someting very hard or "whipped" nge sjambok, its a lil painfull, but um worried coz when i went to bed i had no bruises anywhere on my arms,,i have no idea what cud have happened.but whateva it is/was, it cudnt be good..

PY
03 Dec 2008 10:23

@felfel....fortunately to me it happened once.....and i was'nt feeling it...i was talking loughing...unaware that my mouth is not in its original place...
@Dimago... did u call out the name of Jesus? ...no i wanted to but i could'nt, the thing is, my eyes were still wide open...but the screaming & loughing voices...were making me to feel drousy...luckily i manged to fight it
@awelani...this morning when i woke up, for the 2nd time in three weeks, my arm is bruised like i was hit by someting very hard or "whipped" nge sjambok...i also have the same problem dear...to me its the little cuts...once or twice a week, my parents  had suggested to go and see a sangoma but i'm lazy to do that....guess i will go there...i'll come back and tell you...LOL

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:33

i end up falling asleep during a prayer > awesto: it happens to me all the time, thats why i now kneel on a cold floor when i pray, it helps.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 10:38

I can just imagine how ur madolo looks from the kneeling on a cold floor Belz, tl tl tl

felfel
03 Dec 2008 10:43

i end up falling asleep during a prayer > awesto: it happens to me all the time, thats why i now kneel on a cold floor when i pray, it helps. 

 Belz u are killing me gal....hahahahahaha, mna i just run out of things to say and I end up saying "Nkosi you know what's in my heart and what I'm trying to say to you"..................LOL, i just really get stuck sometimes and just chill kneeling till i get drowsy with sleep.............LOL

PY bayakuqaphula neh,ibengathi usikwe ngeblade...............my friend lo wama dreads I mentioned earlier, she gets those cuts and it pisses her off cos she knows what they are.....that gal killes me with laughter when she tells me into zakhe shame, she even keeps amafutha ehagu in her fridge amane aziqabe when she sleeps...................Its tooo much for me sometimes....

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:44

i had a dream of an ex-colleague chasing me on the free way > LMAO!!! the image is killing me, kwakwakwa, shame sorry awest.

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:52

I screamed Jesus's name so loud that i manage to climb a 4m fence.....> CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!!*phew*

ROFL!!! @ PY!!!! kwakwakwa!!!

"Nkosi you know what's in my heart and what I'm trying to say to you"..................LOL, i just really get stuck sometimes and just chill kneeling till i get drowsy with sleep.............LOL> ROFLMATIPAL!!!!! me too fels, and the next morning i feel so bad and i say sorry God, really ddnt mean to. but i really love God.

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:54

I have got tears on my desk coz of mjj, kwakwakwakwa!!! sorry man, i know that *bleep!* is traumatic but i cant help it, phew!!! to think of what i said when i was hijacked, "Oh shit", nc nc nc , shaking my head. i know now what to do.

mentalcase
03 Dec 2008 10:55

Dimago
03 Dec 2008 11:01

i end up falling asleep during a prayer > awesto: it happens to me all the time, thats why i now kneel on a cold floor when i pray, it helps.
oh nkos' yam....
for me walking around the room keeps me awake, try that Belz and save amadolo...lol

@felfel....fortunately to me it happened once.....and i was'nt feeling it...i was talking loughing...unaware that my mouth is not in its original place..
LMBAO!!!!!

PY
03 Dec 2008 11:01

bayakuqaphula neh,ibengathi usikwe ngeblade...exactly felfel nam ndine-dreads kodwa aziqhawuki...asizotshomi kodwa?...LOL
Belz...
u lough too mush wena...so triple LOL to u!

TheLady
03 Dec 2008 11:03

Looks like a lot of you guys have been hijacked-eish the trauma!

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:18

mjj: i just want to know why you were climbing this 4m wall? please.

belz
03 Dec 2008 09:37

the thing ‘broke’ up with her> LOL!!! I have that pressing down thing, but it happens when i sleep in the afternoon, not all the time though. its bad when it happens though, you feel like you are passing away. kay now, im gonna go read replies.

Sleeping with a spirit, hectic!!!!!!!

felfel
03 Dec 2008 11:21

Yhuuuu nina ni, i feel like a mad person laughing sooo much alone............hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

PY the lady i'm talking about is on maternity leave rite now and has no access to internet, if you are at home nursing a baby then its you fo sho mngani.......heheheheheeeee, sanya ngabathakathi mabadede man heyi...........................LOL. U
yabona ke bekuqaphulile nje they'll find you anywhere you go, une barcode yabo ngoku.......hahahahahahahahaa. My friend was in CT when they started with her she ran away and came up to Pta to join me, they found her.
 One time silele sobayi two kwi bhedi, In the morning i told her about my dream that someone was grabbing me by the leg.....hehehehahahaha, guess what she says, "no its that man, he was here last night i saw him, you were not dreaming, he was trying to get you but your ancestors are strong fighting for you"............lets just say I never shared a bed with her again........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMBAOTIPAL..............

TheLady
03 Dec 2008 09:39

Apologies mjj
LMAO at you climbing a 4m high wall.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 09:41

Last nite...i was lying on my back....i feel that evil coming, probably it knows that i was blogging about it yesterday...LMAO!!!!!

LOL @ Mjj, u have a memory of an elephant, u remember all these details, i bet u also remembered how the hooligans lookd like when giving the police the descriptions..

Guys on a serious note,,this morning  when i woke up, for the 2nd time in three weeks, my arm is bruised like i was hit by someting very hard or "whipped" nge sjambok, its a lil painfull, but um worried coz when i went to bed i had no bruises anywhere on my arms,,i have no idea what cud have happened.but whateva it is/was, it cudnt be good..

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:24

belz u rata dinto.......

maud
03 Dec 2008 11:27

Dimago
guys were i stay there are people who brakes in to houses, especially for single woman, since then i havent been sleeping, because one of my friend was robbed on gun point at half past seven, which is still early if you are from the location youl  undestand that

but yesterday after i heard you guys stating how strong the parayer is, not that i did not know but i was concetrating in getting a gun so much that i forget that i have a gun write next to me , i prayed last night so much that i slept till 6.00 am this morning peacefully.

so  guys Prayer is the answer.

Cande
03 Dec 2008 11:29

*Scary*

maud
03 Dec 2008 11:30

Reply from: Cnglemother 12/3/2008 1:00:06 AM


Hayibo BA she died?atleast my wetdreams have realmen not things.any1 who needs impepho should holler at me i bring a stash every 3mnths from ezilalini for chasing away imimoya emibi 

is impepho not for calling the ancestors?

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:31

mjj: mnciim, you are not anwering the question. LOL @felfel's friend, shame man.

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:33

maud: angithi you call the ancestors and tell them to chase imimoya away, i think that's what cnglema meant. i love this blog, thx Dimags.

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:35

Belz - here is my story:

I have been driving for 8, was hijacked twice in 1 year, witnessed a hijacked, exp smash ang grab, witness a smash and grab on a prominant CEO who's about to join ABSA in the next few months.....

Getting back to the climbing....... i was staying in these LSM 1 flats in pta central, one day was coming back from my then girlfriend's place - it was after 6, the gate was not working that day so you had to get out of the car and open it manually.... so i got of the car and while i was approaching the gate, i head foot steps and i just knew that i'm in trouble, the next thing 3 guns on my head, lord i was shaking and nearled p'd on my pants, i didn;t even try to look back at their faces, i was on my knees and the next thing i was calling Jesus's name.....they mumbled something in Sotho (at the time i didn;t understand the language)..... after calling jesus's name for about 5 seonds i decided to stand up and pushed them away, i ran in an opp directions and the morons followed, they couldn;t shoot (you know mos you can't shoot someone at close range?), i don;t know how i climed that tall/long face but i did and while climbing i didn;t even look at their faces i wanted them to shoot me from behind....I heard one yelling at the 2 not to follow me because they have the keys....all along i though i had the keys bcause they were in my hand adn didn't see that they took them from me...

Master piece was when i called the police 30min later (after crying like Mara Louw)....the person who answered the 10111 call said.....Sorry sir we can't come now, you are the 10th person to be hijacked today...... Hayi ke i started crying.......

Its hard to finish the story......... hijacking at gun point is something you don;t wish to your worste anemy, the exp left me with scars that are still fresh today....

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:38

apologies on my english guys - i was shaking when i wrote the blog

maud
03 Dec 2008 11:38

oh now i undestand, thanks

awelani
03 Dec 2008 11:39

Master piece was when i called the police 30min later (after crying like Mara Louw)....the person who answered the 10111 call said.....Sorry sir we can't come now, you are the 10th person to be hijacked today...... Hayi ke i started crying....... LMBAOTIP!!!!!!kwa kwa kwa kwa

awelani
03 Dec 2008 11:39

LMAO @ mjj!!!!!!!!

Best-Achiever
03 Dec 2008 11:40

belz  ..can we meet at 2 my skat... i have a lunch date in sandton from 12 to 1

andi01
03 Dec 2008 11:43

Master piece was when i called the police 30min later (after crying like Mara Louw- Eish this reminds me of Mathata. LOL

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:45

i lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement"......

Sorry sir we can't come now, you are the 10th person to be hijacked today....so we will put your details on the list, when the officers are done withn the 9th person we will come to you..... That's SAPS for you

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:47

for the first time in years - I now know why my ex was laughing when i told her the story.....you guys are also laughing.....nc nc nc i need to apologize to her for dumping her for laughing at my hi-jack story....

PY
03 Dec 2008 10:23

@felfel....fortunately to me it happened once.....and i was'nt feeling it...i was talking loughing...unaware that my mouth is not in its original place...
@Dimago... did u call out the name of Jesus? ...no i wanted to but i could'nt, the thing is, my eyes were still wide open...but the screaming & loughing voices...were making me to feel drousy...luckily i manged to fight it
@awelani...this morning when i woke up, for the 2nd time in three weeks, my arm is bruised like i was hit by someting very hard or "whipped" nge sjambok...i also have the same problem dear...to me its the little cuts...once or twice a week, my parents  had suggested to go and see a sangoma but i'm lazy to do that....guess i will go there...i'll come back and tell you...LOL

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:48

ROFLMAO @mjj!!!!! sorry man, no need to explain yo English, you are usually very good so we understand the shaking. BA: Sure my skat, i'll pm you now.

Cande
03 Dec 2008 11:50

LOL

awelani
03 Dec 2008 11:50

i lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement>>ha he ha kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl, stop it mjj, tl tl tl tl tlt l

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 11:51

Yep i stil remember the date and time.....
LOL @ Mjj.

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:54

Awe, belz, Cande, Nonny - there's a reason i don't respond to personal blogs and this is one of them.......My life is full of exp and i don;t want to share them , this site is about TV......

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:33

i end up falling asleep during a prayer > awesto: it happens to me all the time, thats why i now kneel on a cold floor when i pray, it helps.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 11:54

i lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement>>
heheh I salute these hijackers, they can make indoda enamazinyo awu32 izichamele *pee on urself* just like that tjo tjo tjo.............LOL

awelani
03 Dec 2008 10:38

I can just imagine how ur madolo looks from the kneeling on a cold floor Belz, tl tl tl

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:55

lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement> LMAO!!!!!

carino
03 Dec 2008 11:56

tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

felfel
03 Dec 2008 10:43

i end up falling asleep during a prayer > awesto: it happens to me all the time, thats why i now kneel on a cold floor when i pray, it helps. 

 Belz u are killing me gal....hahahahahaha, mna i just run out of things to say and I end up saying "Nkosi you know what's in my heart and what I'm trying to say to you"..................LOL, i just really get stuck sometimes and just chill kneeling till i get drowsy with sleep.............LOL

PY bayakuqaphula neh,ibengathi usikwe ngeblade...............my friend lo wama dreads I mentioned earlier, she gets those cuts and it pisses her off cos she knows what they are.....that gal killes me with laughter when she tells me into zakhe shame, she even keeps amafutha ehagu in her fridge amane aziqabe when she sleeps...................Its tooo much for me sometimes....

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 11:57

Awe, belz, Cande, Nonny - there's a reason i don't respond to personal blogs and this is one of them.......My life is full of exp and i don;t want to share them , this site is about TV......
No Mjj, u lead a very interesting life and we enjoy these pee on urself, climbing 4 metere fences stories zakho and besides, tvsa is not just abt tv alone.

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:44

i had a dream of an ex-colleague chasing me on the free way > LMAO!!! the image is killing me, kwakwakwa, shame sorry awest.

mentalcase
03 Dec 2008 11:57

Yho.It seems many people have experienced the 'umcinezelo thing' As I said we were discussing abou tit with my friends on Sun and theres this friend of mine who believes that its only in the mind that its witchcraft.She strongly believes its biology.....Well ke one day my mom was preparing for exams and I was sleeping on her bed while she was studying in the lounge.We sort of grew up knowing that the thing is there and is against progress so during times like that you expect uba its gonna come.And it did....Ngeshwa yafika kukho someone else and not the intended recipient of the torture.It came and rested on top of me for a split second.Obviosly realising whats up it sort of slid off to the side and believe it or not the heater that was next to my momz bed shook and made sound as the thing was passing.Soon after that, almost immediately I heard my mom praying loud and I knew that It got to her......Nantso ke iBiology.....

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:58

Dimago - can you please delete my replies...... these ladies are never going to forget this and i know they will use it against me......

Cnglemother
03 Dec 2008 12:00

thankx belz, when u come to yeovile come and get a cold remedy that works wonders (hopefully uyakwazi ukufutha), i am still looking for that tree when i am in the surburbs coz alikho ejozi and ligood kanjani, its called uMsamariya.

Cnglemother
03 Dec 2008 12:01

kwa-kwa-kwa! yo MJJ sorry!

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:52

I screamed Jesus's name so loud that i manage to climb a 4m fence.....> CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!!*phew*

ROFL!!! @ PY!!!! kwakwakwa!!!

"Nkosi you know what's in my heart and what I'm trying to say to you"..................LOL, i just really get stuck sometimes and just chill kneeling till i get drowsy with sleep.............LOL> ROFLMATIPAL!!!!! me too fels, and the next morning i feel so bad and i say sorry God, really ddnt mean to. but i really love God.

Dimago
03 Dec 2008 12:02

but yesterday after i heard you guys stating how strong the parayer is, not that i did not know but i was concetrating in getting a gun so much that i forget that i have a gun write next to me , i prayed last night so much that i slept till 6.00 am this morning peacefully.
that's great news maud...keep up the prayer life....

@mjj...amazing story...i can't believe those people went after you...but thank God they couldn't fire the guns.

...all along i though i had the keys bcause they were in my hand adn didn't see that they took them from me...
LOL

Sorry about your ordeal, but this story is funny now....

belz
03 Dec 2008 10:54

I have got tears on my desk coz of mjj, kwakwakwakwa!!! sorry man, i know that *bleep!* is traumatic but i cant help it, phew!!! to think of what i said when i was hijacked, "Oh shit", nc nc nc , shaking my head. i know now what to do.

mentalcase
03 Dec 2008 10:55

belz
03 Dec 2008 12:11

cnglemom: i'll holla my gal, i need imphepho more than umsamariya though.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:12

Obviosly realising whats up it sort of slid off to the side and believe it or not the heater that was next to my momz bed shook and made sound as the thing was passing.Soon after that, almost immediately I heard my mom praying loud and I knew that It got to her......Nantso ke iBiology.....
nc nc nc *shaking my head*.........hectic stuff

Mjj on a serious note, i hope u went for trauma counselling after all this hijacking sh!t.

Mina shem my friend is so traumatized coz her boyfriend's ex bewitched her and at night when she is sleeping alone, she can feel that she is having sex with something animal like, but she gets in2 a helpless stage and can't pray or talk nor scream. But now the sad part is that when her boyfriend *whom is also her fiance* is having sex with her, he can't feel like, he says it feels like he is just f@$king an empty hole. Tis so sad coz these two are so inlove and they are crazy abt sex. 

Luckily she just found some traditional mama and she is helping the couple and now they are under traditional treatment *now u darkies know that this mean, ukuphalazi daily, nokucatha, nokucaba and all that jazz* and they can only start having sex againg in January 2009. I hope all will go well and they will enjoy ucansi once again.

Dimago
03 Dec 2008 11:01

i end up falling asleep during a prayer > awesto: it happens to me all the time, thats why i now kneel on a cold floor when i pray, it helps.
oh nkos' yam....
for me walking around the room keeps me awake, try that Belz and save amadolo...lol

@felfel....fortunately to me it happened once.....and i was'nt feeling it...i was talking loughing...unaware that my mouth is not in its original place..
LMBAO!!!!!

belz
03 Dec 2008 12:14

Shame man Nons, but fosho uzobe uhot umdavazo wabo next year, chathing does wonders to your system.

PY
03 Dec 2008 11:01

bayakuqaphula neh,ibengathi usikwe ngeblade...exactly felfel nam ndine-dreads kodwa aziqhawuki...asizotshomi kodwa?...LOL
Belz...
u lough too mush wena...so triple LOL to u!

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:15

cnglemom: i'll holla my gal, i need imphepho more than umsamariya though.
KZN is impepho galore belz, phela that thing works wonders to chase away imoya emibi.

TheLady
03 Dec 2008 11:03

Looks like a lot of you guys have been hijacked-eish the trauma!

mjj
03 Dec 2008 12:17

Counselling DON'T WORK ON A BLACK MAN

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:17

Shame man Nons, but fosho uzobe uhot umdavazo wabo next year, chathing does wonders to your system.
Yeah I hope they will be fine, I always joke to make them not take this thing too seriously and I say: "Guys, look at it this way, this is Gods way of making ur'll good second hand virgins"

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:18

Counselling DON'T WORK ON A BLACK MAN
heheheh It's all in the mind Mjj, it's all in the mind.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 12:19

LMAO ! mjj....not just a blakc man dude, black person......tl tl tl tl

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:22

LMAO ! mjj....not just a blakc man dude, black person......tl tl tl tl
I give up on u black people, so what did u do since u didn't go for counselling Mjj, slaughtered a cow to thank the ancestors & went to church the following Sunday to thank God?.....LOL

Cody
03 Dec 2008 12:29

huu hayi you guys are hilirious!! Felfel takes the cake!!! Hectic staff maan moerskond!!!!

belz
03 Dec 2008 12:30

You are right mjj, i was counselled by this lady, she kept on saying i must break a cup and put the pieces back together using glue, once the cup has been rebuilt i will know that im over it, even though my life is broken like the cup but i will still stand, WTF?????? I dont have the patience to put bloody cup pieces together, it will frustrate me even more, yazi ongamla nabo. Prayer qha!!!! hayi le art yakhe!!

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:18

mjj: i just want to know why you were climbing this 4m wall? please.

felfel
03 Dec 2008 11:21

Yhuuuu nina ni, i feel like a mad person laughing sooo much alone............hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

PY the lady i'm talking about is on maternity leave rite now and has no access to internet, if you are at home nursing a baby then its you fo sho mngani.......heheheheheeeee, sanya ngabathakathi mabadede man heyi...........................LOL. U
yabona ke bekuqaphulile nje they'll find you anywhere you go, une barcode yabo ngoku.......hahahahahahahahaa. My friend was in CT when they started with her she ran away and came up to Pta to join me, they found her.
 One time silele sobayi two kwi bhedi, In the morning i told her about my dream that someone was grabbing me by the leg.....hehehehahahaha, guess what she says, "no its that man, he was here last night i saw him, you were not dreaming, he was trying to get you but your ancestors are strong fighting for you"............lets just say I never shared a bed with her again........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMBAOTIPAL..............

mjj
03 Dec 2008 12:35

Nonny - the following day i was robbed a cellphone at knife point......anyway i prayed.....that incident had to happen for me to change my life..........

Cody
03 Dec 2008 12:35

Triple lol belz!!!! ha ha ha!

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:24

belz u rata dinto.......

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:38

Nonny - the following day i was robbed a cellphone at knife point......anyway i prayed.....that incident had to happen for me to change my life..........
Eish sorry man so many misfortunes, banoma manje bayakuloya maan labo Sathane....mxim!!!

Cande
03 Dec 2008 12:38

even on a black woman MJJ, i have been to couselling and NO it was a waste of money & time

maud
03 Dec 2008 11:27

Dimago
guys were i stay there are people who brakes in to houses, especially for single woman, since then i havent been sleeping, because one of my friend was robbed on gun point at half past seven, which is still early if you are from the location youl  undestand that

but yesterday after i heard you guys stating how strong the parayer is, not that i did not know but i was concetrating in getting a gun so much that i forget that i have a gun write next to me , i prayed last night so much that i slept till 6.00 am this morning peacefully.

so  guys Prayer is the answer.

Cande
03 Dec 2008 11:29

*Scary*

maud
03 Dec 2008 11:30

Reply from: Cnglemother 12/3/2008 1:00:06 AM


Hayibo BA she died?atleast my wetdreams have realmen not things.any1 who needs impepho should holler at me i bring a stash every 3mnths from ezilalini for chasing away imimoya emibi 

is impepho not for calling the ancestors?

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:31

mjj: mnciim, you are not anwering the question. LOL @felfel's friend, shame man.

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:33

maud: angithi you call the ancestors and tell them to chase imimoya away, i think that's what cnglema meant. i love this blog, thx Dimags.

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:35

Belz - here is my story:

I have been driving for 8, was hijacked twice in 1 year, witnessed a hijacked, exp smash ang grab, witness a smash and grab on a prominant CEO who's about to join ABSA in the next few months.....

Getting back to the climbing....... i was staying in these LSM 1 flats in pta central, one day was coming back from my then girlfriend's place - it was after 6, the gate was not working that day so you had to get out of the car and open it manually.... so i got of the car and while i was approaching the gate, i head foot steps and i just knew that i'm in trouble, the next thing 3 guns on my head, lord i was shaking and nearled p'd on my pants, i didn;t even try to look back at their faces, i was on my knees and the next thing i was calling Jesus's name.....they mumbled something in Sotho (at the time i didn;t understand the language)..... after calling jesus's name for about 5 seonds i decided to stand up and pushed them away, i ran in an opp directions and the morons followed, they couldn;t shoot (you know mos you can't shoot someone at close range?), i don;t know how i climed that tall/long face but i did and while climbing i didn;t even look at their faces i wanted them to shoot me from behind....I heard one yelling at the 2 not to follow me because they have the keys....all along i though i had the keys bcause they were in my hand adn didn't see that they took them from me...

Master piece was when i called the police 30min later (after crying like Mara Louw)....the person who answered the 10111 call said.....Sorry sir we can't come now, you are the 10th person to be hijacked today...... Hayi ke i started crying.......

Its hard to finish the story......... hijacking at gun point is something you don;t wish to your worste anemy, the exp left me with scars that are still fresh today....

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:38

apologies on my english guys - i was shaking when i wrote the blog

maud
03 Dec 2008 11:38

oh now i undestand, thanks

awelani
03 Dec 2008 11:39

Master piece was when i called the police 30min later (after crying like Mara Louw)....the person who answered the 10111 call said.....Sorry sir we can't come now, you are the 10th person to be hijacked today...... Hayi ke i started crying....... LMBAOTIP!!!!!!kwa kwa kwa kwa

Sobza
03 Dec 2008 12:54

When the devil comes looking to devour you, does he find you spiritually void? Studying God's word and prayer are the most powerful tools you can use against the evil one. If the devil finds you empty, its easy for him to find a resting place in your spirit because you are not feeding your spirit with the Word of God.

According to the Bible, angels and evil spirits are real. Satan, also
called Lucifer, or the Devil, is the leader of the evil spirits. All
evil spirits were originally good angels created by God. However,
about a third of the angels chose to become evil. They decided to
follow Lucifer, a very powerful angel, in a rebellion against God.
Isaiah 14:12-15. Ezekiel 28:12-17. Luke 10:18. Revelation 12:3-9.
Jude 6, 9. 2nd Peter 2:4. 


I will be back with more

awelani
03 Dec 2008 11:39

LMAO @ mjj!!!!!!!!

Best-Achiever
03 Dec 2008 11:40

belz  ..can we meet at 2 my skat... i have a lunch date in sandton from 12 to 1

andi01
03 Dec 2008 11:43

Master piece was when i called the police 30min later (after crying like Mara Louw- Eish this reminds me of Mathata. LOL

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:45

i lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement"......

Sorry sir we can't come now, you are the 10th person to be hijacked today....so we will put your details on the list, when the officers are done withn the 9th person we will come to you..... That's SAPS for you

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:58

If the devil finds you empty, its easy for him to find a resting place in your spirit because you are not feeding your spirit with the Word of God.
WOW Sobza, that touched me man.

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:47

for the first time in years - I now know why my ex was laughing when i told her the story.....you guys are also laughing.....nc nc nc i need to apologize to her for dumping her for laughing at my hi-jack story....

belz
03 Dec 2008 13:04

Bathathe mfundisi.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 13:06

i must break a cup and put the pieces back together using glue, once the cup has been rebuilt i will know that im over it, even though my life is broken like the cup but i will still stand>>LMAO!!!!! so did u break any cups?? LOL....

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:48

ROFLMAO @mjj!!!!! sorry man, no need to explain yo English, you are usually very good so we understand the shaking. BA: Sure my skat, i'll pm you now.

Cande
03 Dec 2008 11:50

LOL

awelani
03 Dec 2008 13:07

Bathathe mfundisi.LOL..Umfundisi oshaya ama-get-down,,tl tl tl..

awelani
03 Dec 2008 11:50

i lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement>>ha he ha kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl, stop it mjj, tl tl tl tl tlt l

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 11:51

Yep i stil remember the date and time.....
LOL @ Mjj.

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:54

Awe, belz, Cande, Nonny - there's a reason i don't respond to personal blogs and this is one of them.......My life is full of exp and i don;t want to share them , this site is about TV......

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 11:54

i lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement>>
heheh I salute these hijackers, they can make indoda enamazinyo awu32 izichamele *pee on urself* just like that tjo tjo tjo.............LOL

belz
03 Dec 2008 13:18

awesto: anginalo ixesha lombhedo mina. my cups break all the time why would i want to waste money breaking a cup purposely.

belz
03 Dec 2008 11:55

lied - i did pee on my pants and when the police enventually came after 3 hours they kept on asking me to repeat how i p'd on my pants......they mention something like "we have to write it down on the statement> LMAO!!!!!

carino
03 Dec 2008 11:56

tl tl tl tl tl tl tl tl kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 11:57

Awe, belz, Cande, Nonny - there's a reason i don't respond to personal blogs and this is one of them.......My life is full of exp and i don;t want to share them , this site is about TV......
No Mjj, u lead a very interesting life and we enjoy these pee on urself, climbing 4 metere fences stories zakho and besides, tvsa is not just abt tv alone.

mentalcase
03 Dec 2008 11:57

Yho.It seems many people have experienced the 'umcinezelo thing' As I said we were discussing abou tit with my friends on Sun and theres this friend of mine who believes that its only in the mind that its witchcraft.She strongly believes its biology.....Well ke one day my mom was preparing for exams and I was sleeping on her bed while she was studying in the lounge.We sort of grew up knowing that the thing is there and is against progress so during times like that you expect uba its gonna come.And it did....Ngeshwa yafika kukho someone else and not the intended recipient of the torture.It came and rested on top of me for a split second.Obviosly realising whats up it sort of slid off to the side and believe it or not the heater that was next to my momz bed shook and made sound as the thing was passing.Soon after that, almost immediately I heard my mom praying loud and I knew that It got to her......Nantso ke iBiology.....

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 13:23

Bathathe mfundisi.LOL..Umfundisi oshaya ama-get-down,,tl tl tl..
kwa kwa kwa the irony of life!!!

mjj
03 Dec 2008 11:58

Dimago - can you please delete my replies...... these ladies are never going to forget this and i know they will use it against me......

Cnglemother
03 Dec 2008 12:00

thankx belz, when u come to yeovile come and get a cold remedy that works wonders (hopefully uyakwazi ukufutha), i am still looking for that tree when i am in the surburbs coz alikho ejozi and ligood kanjani, its called uMsamariya.

Cnglemother
03 Dec 2008 12:01

kwa-kwa-kwa! yo MJJ sorry!

Shuga babe
03 Dec 2008 13:30

<<even on a black woman MJJ, i have been to couselling and NO it was a waste of money & time>>  Wll said Cande, I thought it was because i didn't want to go there in the first place, but had no choise coz my mom had already paid.

Dimago
03 Dec 2008 12:02

but yesterday after i heard you guys stating how strong the parayer is, not that i did not know but i was concetrating in getting a gun so much that i forget that i have a gun write next to me , i prayed last night so much that i slept till 6.00 am this morning peacefully.
that's great news maud...keep up the prayer life....

@mjj...amazing story...i can't believe those people went after you...but thank God they couldn't fire the guns.

...all along i though i had the keys bcause they were in my hand adn didn't see that they took them from me...
LOL

Sorry about your ordeal, but this story is funny now....

Lady D
03 Dec 2008 13:33

LOL@ Belz and the broken cup.
mjj mokgotsi you really have stories to tell.kwakwakwakwa

belz
03 Dec 2008 12:11

cnglemom: i'll holla my gal, i need imphepho more than umsamariya though.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:12

Obviosly realising whats up it sort of slid off to the side and believe it or not the heater that was next to my momz bed shook and made sound as the thing was passing.Soon after that, almost immediately I heard my mom praying loud and I knew that It got to her......Nantso ke iBiology.....
nc nc nc *shaking my head*.........hectic stuff

Mjj on a serious note, i hope u went for trauma counselling after all this hijacking sh!t.

Mina shem my friend is so traumatized coz her boyfriend's ex bewitched her and at night when she is sleeping alone, she can feel that she is having sex with something animal like, but she gets in2 a helpless stage and can't pray or talk nor scream. But now the sad part is that when her boyfriend *whom is also her fiance* is having sex with her, he can't feel like, he says it feels like he is just f@$king an empty hole. Tis so sad coz these two are so inlove and they are crazy abt sex. 

Luckily she just found some traditional mama and she is helping the couple and now they are under traditional treatment *now u darkies know that this mean, ukuphalazi daily, nokucatha, nokucaba and all that jazz* and they can only start having sex againg in January 2009. I hope all will go well and they will enjoy ucansi once again.

Cnglemother
03 Dec 2008 13:35

heh amabloggers anjani? u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery.

belz
03 Dec 2008 12:14

Shame man Nons, but fosho uzobe uhot umdavazo wabo next year, chathing does wonders to your system.

belz
03 Dec 2008 13:37

u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery.> ROFLMAO!!!! cngle, kwakwakwa, maybe its different remedies for different problems, i think for hijack its this crockery breaking and for men its OHMiBod, angazi sana, ndiyacinga qha.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:15

cnglemom: i'll holla my gal, i need imphepho more than umsamariya though.
KZN is impepho galore belz, phela that thing works wonders to chase away imoya emibi.

mjj
03 Dec 2008 12:17

Counselling DON'T WORK ON A BLACK MAN

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:17

Shame man Nons, but fosho uzobe uhot umdavazo wabo next year, chathing does wonders to your system.
Yeah I hope they will be fine, I always joke to make them not take this thing too seriously and I say: "Guys, look at it this way, this is Gods way of making ur'll good second hand virgins"

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:18

Counselling DON'T WORK ON A BLACK MAN
heheheh It's all in the mind Mjj, it's all in the mind.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 13:42

heh amabloggers anjani? u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery.
hehehhe mngani nawe uyabazi ongamula. They have strange healing methods.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 13:43

u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery>>>LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

awelani
03 Dec 2008 12:19

LMAO ! mjj....not just a blakc man dude, black person......tl tl tl tl

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:22

LMAO ! mjj....not just a blakc man dude, black person......tl tl tl tl
I give up on u black people, so what did u do since u didn't go for counselling Mjj, slaughtered a cow to thank the ancestors & went to church the following Sunday to thank God?.....LOL

Cody
03 Dec 2008 12:29

huu hayi you guys are hilirious!! Felfel takes the cake!!! Hectic staff maan moerskond!!!!

belz
03 Dec 2008 12:30

You are right mjj, i was counselled by this lady, she kept on saying i must break a cup and put the pieces back together using glue, once the cup has been rebuilt i will know that im over it, even though my life is broken like the cup but i will still stand, WTF?????? I dont have the patience to put bloody cup pieces together, it will frustrate me even more, yazi ongamla nabo. Prayer qha!!!! hayi le art yakhe!!

mjj
03 Dec 2008 12:35

Nonny - the following day i was robbed a cellphone at knife point......anyway i prayed.....that incident had to happen for me to change my life..........

Cody
03 Dec 2008 12:35

Triple lol belz!!!! ha ha ha!

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:38

Nonny - the following day i was robbed a cellphone at knife point......anyway i prayed.....that incident had to happen for me to change my life..........
Eish sorry man so many misfortunes, banoma manje bayakuloya maan labo Sathane....mxim!!!

Cande
03 Dec 2008 12:38

even on a black woman MJJ, i have been to couselling and NO it was a waste of money & time

Pooky
03 Dec 2008 14:19

i remember a couple of years ago, we had umsebenzi at my sister in law's. Heish i got quite sloshed that day siphuza utywala bomcimbi i-1818 bhabha lol......neways that night heish i had the weirdest dream, dreamt of this very big mama wearing a dark green dress with a white collar(like a very respectable church elder or something), calling my name  in my sister in law's voice esithi mangihambe naye ,grabbing on my arms & dragging me to go with her  but i kept refusing. 

Next minute i'm dreaming ngathi i'm waking up kengoku and going to my mom's room to tell her about this mama, i then sleep on my mom's bed and then all of a sudden  the door starts to slowly open on its own  and then when i look again, my mom's gone &  i'm alone in this room, it opens wider and wider  and its very dark behind it and then all of a sudden there are these three mlungus/ngamlas, two males and one female entering and looking very gothick, very pale with their  dark hair looking wet and oily & wearing black loose hanging clothes with black stuff  smeard on they're eyes

They were looking down the whole time as they were slowly but surely coming towards me and mumbling in a language i didnt know, it sounded so reversed. I tried swearing at them at first but nothing happend, they just kept mumbling louder and louder and then i started to pray the only prayer i knew since sub-A (Our Father) lol....and as i was praying they were mumbling louder as well in a deep voice, heish it was a spiritual battle between good and evil i tell you, and as soon as i said AMEN, heish  they vanished just like that...

and  then kengoku all of a sudden there was this madala laying next to me on his back starring at the ceiling like a zombi, completely naked with the devil's numbers in black on his forehead, wathi kimi "bazokufikela kanye xa unxilile"(they gonna come for you more especially when you drunk)....and then i woke up manyani kengoku(very sober lol) in my bed with my  one leg hanging off the edge of my bed......i sat  up straight, thanked the Lord, took my bible and read it, got down on my knees and prayed, sat on my bed again and calmly told them that they will never get me ngoba i have Jesus on my side and then started laughing histarically at them.....and that was before i started attending church & knowing better,the truth. He's always had my back yaz...love HIM

Pooky
03 Dec 2008 14:20

dang this thing is long neh.....sorry gents for the essay

Tshd21
03 Dec 2008 14:25

kwaa kwaa kwaa kwaa tl tl tl tl at Belz's cup story RONFLMFAO.....

Sobza
03 Dec 2008 12:54

When the devil comes looking to devour you, does he find you spiritually void? Studying God's word and prayer are the most powerful tools you can use against the evil one. If the devil finds you empty, its easy for him to find a resting place in your spirit because you are not feeding your spirit with the Word of God.

According to the Bible, angels and evil spirits are real. Satan, also
called Lucifer, or the Devil, is the leader of the evil spirits. All
evil spirits were originally good angels created by God. However,
about a third of the angels chose to become evil. They decided to
follow Lucifer, a very powerful angel, in a rebellion against God.
Isaiah 14:12-15. Ezekiel 28:12-17. Luke 10:18. Revelation 12:3-9.
Jude 6, 9. 2nd Peter 2:4. 


I will be back with more

Cody
03 Dec 2008 14:28

"bazokufikela kanye xa unxilile" ROTFLMAO this will teach you to never get drunk!!! mare hei this is hectic Joe!!!!

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 12:58

If the devil finds you empty, its easy for him to find a resting place in your spirit because you are not feeding your spirit with the Word of God.
WOW Sobza, that touched me man.

belz
03 Dec 2008 13:04

Bathathe mfundisi.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 13:06

i must break a cup and put the pieces back together using glue, once the cup has been rebuilt i will know that im over it, even though my life is broken like the cup but i will still stand>>LMAO!!!!! so did u break any cups?? LOL....

awelani
03 Dec 2008 13:07

Bathathe mfundisi.LOL..Umfundisi oshaya ama-get-down,,tl tl tl..

belz
03 Dec 2008 13:18

awesto: anginalo ixesha lombhedo mina. my cups break all the time why would i want to waste money breaking a cup purposely.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 13:23

Bathathe mfundisi.LOL..Umfundisi oshaya ama-get-down,,tl tl tl..
kwa kwa kwa the irony of life!!!

Shuga babe
03 Dec 2008 13:30

<<even on a black woman MJJ, i have been to couselling and NO it was a waste of money & time>>  Wll said Cande, I thought it was because i didn't want to go there in the first place, but had no choise coz my mom had already paid.

Lady D
03 Dec 2008 13:33

LOL@ Belz and the broken cup.
mjj mokgotsi you really have stories to tell.kwakwakwakwa

Cnglemother
03 Dec 2008 13:35

heh amabloggers anjani? u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery.

belz
03 Dec 2008 13:37

u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery.> ROFLMAO!!!! cngle, kwakwakwa, maybe its different remedies for different problems, i think for hijack its this crockery breaking and for men its OHMiBod, angazi sana, ndiyacinga qha.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 13:42

heh amabloggers anjani? u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery.
hehehhe mngani nawe uyabazi ongamula. They have strange healing methods.

awelani
03 Dec 2008 13:43

u are forever telling us to go for counselling for our daily men problems kanti kophulwa icrockery>>>LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pooky
03 Dec 2008 14:19

i remember a couple of years ago, we had umsebenzi at my sister in law's. Heish i got quite sloshed that day siphuza utywala bomcimbi i-1818 bhabha lol......neways that night heish i had the weirdest dream, dreamt of this very big mama wearing a dark green dress with a white collar(like a very respectable church elder or something), calling my name  in my sister in law's voice esithi mangihambe naye ,grabbing on my arms & dragging me to go with her  but i kept refusing. 

Next minute i'm dreaming ngathi i'm waking up kengoku and going to my mom's room to tell her about this mama, i then sleep on my mom's bed and then all of a sudden  the door starts to slowly open on its own  and then when i look again, my mom's gone &  i'm alone in this room, it opens wider and wider  and its very dark behind it and then all of a sudden there are these three mlungus/ngamlas, two males and one female entering and looking very gothick, very pale with their  dark hair looking wet and oily & wearing black loose hanging clothes with black stuff  smeard on they're eyes

They were looking down the whole time as they were slowly but surely coming towards me and mumbling in a language i didnt know, it sounded so reversed. I tried swearing at them at first but nothing happend, they just kept mumbling louder and louder and then i started to pray the only prayer i knew since sub-A (Our Father) lol....and as i was praying they were mumbling louder as well in a deep voice, heish it was a spiritual battle between good and evil i tell you, and as soon as i said AMEN, heish  they vanished just like that...

and  then kengoku all of a sudden there was this madala laying next to me on his back starring at the ceiling like a zombi, completely naked with the devil's numbers in black on his forehead, wathi kimi "bazokufikela kanye xa unxilile"(they gonna come for you more especially when you drunk)....and then i woke up manyani kengoku(very sober lol) in my bed with my  one leg hanging off the edge of my bed......i sat  up straight, thanked the Lord, took my bible and read it, got down on my knees and prayed, sat on my bed again and calmly told them that they will never get me ngoba i have Jesus on my side and then started laughing histarically at them.....and that was before i started attending church & knowing better,the truth. He's always had my back yaz...love HIM

Pooky
03 Dec 2008 14:20

dang this thing is long neh.....sorry gents for the essay

Tshd21
03 Dec 2008 14:25

kwaa kwaa kwaa kwaa tl tl tl tl at Belz's cup story RONFLMFAO.....

Cody
03 Dec 2008 14:28

"bazokufikela kanye xa unxilile" ROTFLMAO this will teach you to never get drunk!!! mare hei this is hectic Joe!!!!

belz
03 Dec 2008 14:30

LOL mapookz, izakufika qha ma unxilile, kwakwakwa!!!

u4me
03 Dec 2008 14:37

I extracted this quote from Exposition of Satanism, i know it will help. "If you are not a devoted born again christian, you are in trouble because of the powers of darkness(Eph 6:12  1Peter 5:8). 

Satanist transfer the child in the womb of the woman to the occult world. When they gather in their meeting on top of the tree, they would invoke the original child from the womb of the pregnant woman and eat it and exchange it with the other thing.

If you are a woman always reproducing or carrying children in the dreams, it means in the physical world you will be reproducing or carrying demons incarcanates who will grow up becoming agents of the devil. The same applies to a woman who always finds herself pregnant in the dream

TheLady
03 Dec 2008 14:39

Pooky do you still drink?

TheLady
03 Dec 2008 14:41

u4me-hayi maan-you are scaring us ke manje

awelani
03 Dec 2008 14:52

LMAO @ NomaPookununu...

u4me,,,,u scarring me

Pooky
03 Dec 2008 14:53

Pooky do you still drink? 

Heish  after that i used to cross fingers whenever i'd drink but i made sure that i wasnt completely wasted, just nje coz i feard they might come again.......,  but now, No i'm trying not to drink lol (kidding)...i'll just have an occational glass of wine over dinner or something or when i go out, but i dont drink to get drunk. If i'm feeling kinda warmish i'll opt for water or a non alcholic drink  thereafter instead.

Best-Achiever
03 Dec 2008 14:56

eish Pooky .. niyoze niyekiswe otikoloshe ukunxila.....LOL

belz
03 Dec 2008 14:58

yho U4me, that does not help, its scary.

u4me
03 Dec 2008 15:04

....it continues,

 "when you sleep and see yourself swimming in the water, it means you have been initiated into demonic operations in the water. As you sleep your soul appear in the water you are their initiated property. 

when you also sleep and see masquerade pursuing ypou in in the dream world, it clearly indicates that you have been initiated into the demons in the graveyard. 

The demons invoke students brain in the graveyard and replace original brains with basket brains so that no matter how they toil in reading, nothing will be retained. 

The answer is the name of JESUS, prayer, blood, word and fire of the holy ghost..........to be continued 

Cody
03 Dec 2008 15:06

Jo U4me haibo sisi!!! you are scarying the *bleep!* out of me. Thank God i never dreamed about being pregnant, otherwise i would be thinking that my child will be a demon. sho o tla re emisa dipelo re le preggies!!

u4me
03 Dec 2008 15:11

Dont be scared, the devil is a liar and a looser. He si defeated by the blood name of Jesus. Exposition continues.........

"There is a demonic woman that comes in the dream in the dream world to give spirit of witches and wizards to little children through gifts and food. Consequently you see little children becoming kings in the coven of witches and wizards.

Parents should endeavor to train up their children in the fear of God(Proverbs 22:6). Pray for your kids without ceasing as you dont know what they exposed on daily basis. Greater is He in us the one who is in the world." ...........to be continued

u4me
03 Dec 2008 15:25

Knowledge is power,

If you are not born again, the devil invoke your spirit in the dream world. Fire is set on the spirit of such unregenerated souls, which eventually cause internal neat in the bodies. 

When you sleep and you are fed with food in your dreams, know that there is blood that is used in preparing the food as you eat, you are also being initiated to the demonic world in the air. You would then begin to fly as they do. 

The devil came to steal, kill and destroy but Christ Jesus came to give us life. We all need God more than He need us, He is still wating for us to allow him to be our Lord and savior or face the future of fear and uncertainty, It is your call, 

CHOOSE WISELY

Dimago
03 Dec 2008 15:29

Yho u4me thats really scary stuff

Feza
03 Dec 2008 15:58

Sis Dolly, I just read your comment and it is really really scary. I am Feza, the most hated one on TVSA. can you post a comment on my guestbook. Well, first, where do you stay? If you stay around Gauteng we can arrange that you see this Female Pastor that I know. She can rebuke bad spirits from people and they leave forever.  All she uses to heal you is the bible and prayer. What you need is deliverance.

TheLady
03 Dec 2008 16:04

". I am Feza, the most hated one on TVSA."
tli tli...

Ayobaness
03 Dec 2008 16:10

Now this really is scary hey.

 I've never really experienced it myself but I have heard freaky stories!!

Hai but I really couln't resist!!!

 As for wetdreams with white people bringing bad luck to you?

 I have my own objections about that really.

But hey, all in all. They are terrible and if they are happening to you.

Best you find help.

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 16:10

All she uses to heal you is the bible and prayer. What you need is deliverance.
Feza - If she hasn't helped you, how the hell will she help Sis Dolly?

Ayobaness
03 Dec 2008 16:13

Lol........Now that''s a really good question Nonny!!!!

That's a really good one!! But hey I really she can help her. maybe Feza o etwa ke manganga. Hope she really does find help.

Pooky
03 Dec 2008 16:20

Feza - If she hasn't helped you, how the hell will she help Sis Dolly?
tl tl tl tl ek is klaar, finished nya

carino
03 Dec 2008 16:25

he hayike, ngoku.....

carino
03 Dec 2008 16:30

Feza - If she hasn't helped you, how the hell will she help Sis Dolly?

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa ROFL

Pooky
03 Dec 2008 16:31

Carino you sound so cute when you say that....hallow  sweets

Nonny
03 Dec 2008 16:33

Pooky & Carino, kodwa phela u may never know, maybe this mama has helped Feza already, she has been very well behaved today.

carino
03 Dec 2008 16:44

LOL @ Pookza... hallow, luv...

belz
03 Dec 2008 23:07

ROFLMAO once again at mjj!!! phew i will neva get over this.

mjj
03 Dec 2008 23:22

Belz - ha-a assemblief tu, otherwise i'm not sharing again

belz
03 Dec 2008 23:25

mjj: ok, i'll try wethu to get it out of my system, thing is when i got home today i saw the wall and i just could not help thinking bout you, but yah im gonna try, gudnite, eish guys go to be tu, yintoni bathakathi.

Toxic
04 Dec 2008 07:48

hehehehehehe, here i am thinkin people are sharing tikoloshe stories kanti they are sharing pee stories.....LOL!!

Madam Dee
04 Dec 2008 10:18

hehehehehe  iyhoooo Feza...
Sis Dolly
, I just read your comment and it is really really scary. I am Feza, the most hated one on TVSA. can you post a comment on my guestbook. Well, first, where do you stay? If you stay around Gauteng we can arrange that you see this Female Pastor that I know. She can rebuke bad spirits from people and they leave forever. All she uses to heal you is the bible and prayer. What you need is deliverance. 

you mst def need help ask for deliverance yourself..... No one hates u. Why do you do this to yourself mara. batho ba rata go iharrassa and then pass the bug.. Just grow up will you.

Gods chosen
02 Dec 2012 19:49

segateledi is no joke..This is straight up evil.these are negative forces that come to torment you in your sleep, demons probably..it presses your body down(temporary paralysis, death if you are not lucky)..if you are a threat,theses forces come to take your soul..only with doubtless prayer to God you can beat them. Have faith, open your heart to God when you pray.

Gods chosen
02 Dec 2012 19:51

egateledi is no joke..This is straight up evil.these are negative forces that come to torment you in your sleep, demons probably..it presses your body down(temporary paralysis, death if you are not lucky)..if you are a threat,these forces come to take your soul..only with doubtless prayer to God you can beat them. Have faith, open your heart to God when you pray.

NCEDILE RADONI
08 May 2013 01:25

GIRL MY NAME IS NCEDILE RADONI PLEASE CONTACT ME ON FACEBOOK.  SOMETIMES IF I'M NOT ALERT THEY CATCH ME AS WELL.I KNOW ONCE WE CHART THAT IS GONE FOR GOOD.ONE CHAT IS FINAL.GOD BLESS YOU IN JESUS NAME.I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.


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