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Written by Nah Nah from the blog White Glove Society on 09 Dec 2008
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Wooooooooooow finally I get to do it.. Yiippie !!!!

Its my 1st time writin an article here & i've been here since 2006. Today I decided to write something b'cos im inspired...

Well because i'm a not a selfish chicka & I would like to empower my beautiful fellow chickas, I thought u know what Nah Nah this new found knowledge u gotsss needs to be shared...
ladies I know some of us dont go to these churches whereby you get ladies sharin really good info bout how we should conduct ourselves towards our very own Men. (Oooh how i lov men)

Well some ladies have their own WGS's (white glove societies) where you get urselves 2getha with 4 bottles of red vino, ur chicka movies ( sex & the city, devil wears prada (my fav) etc etc) get in ur hot pants & have lots of snacks 4 munchies (Of course ZOLeka will be there as well..tl tl tl tl tl)...
(I'm sure ya'll thinkin OK out with it now just say what u wanna say)

I recently was in this sort of situations with ma gals & it was soo empowerin Guys i must say, "The Q was why is it that this generation of young ladies struggle to have men & keep them?

As u would imagine ke we all had our reasons, We r independent, men hav inferior complexes & that's not our problem, men dont treat us right, men r liars, men men men men r just wrong nje general, but we love em or should I say we love their t*t*lozi's (as Harambe wud put it) he he hehe

Apparently... us ladies there's things we dont do 2 our men (cant blame us though cos... ) WGS says we ladies need to

treat ourselves well so that em brathas can follow suit
we must clean ourselves religiously
we must love to cook ( I need prayers 4 this 1)
if u r married or livin in with ur man, ur friends should never go into ur bedroom... never!
When you are havin some good lovin love with ur better half, after the did u know mos both ya'll be tired & want to sleep.. NOOOO!!! as a woman u must get up go to bathroom clean urself with ur towel, run the towel in warm water & go & wipe ur man with that warm towel... ( I'm sho u do this to the ONE not just njee) hi hi hi hihi hi
ladies u know the kwasa-kwasa mos? well we need to practise how to move our waists in that snake kinda move all the time, (for me this works well when i'm dancin.. he hehe)
Also we must always tsipa & release the nookie so that the muscle's can be strong & can hold on to the T*t*lozi ( as when you tryina hold urine but u hold, release, hold, release & hold..) tjo tjo tjo tjo wee mah

This piece of info was sooo funny & liberating to me, cos it got me thinkin "Dayyumm are there ladies who do these things to their men?" Yho yho yho it must be the reason why i'm not married then..ha ha hah a

But yes ladies the thing says (itsho into). I'm sure you also have some of those rare WSG secrets u know of.. Pls share with us ur know how to's... & don be shy ladies & gents actually cos guys can as well have these kinda talks.. tl tl tl tl can i get a Hell Yeah!! somewhere?

*Huh this was not that difficult why did it take me so long to do this*

Hothep (peace) my fellow bloggers
xoxox

42 Comments

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 13:38

There u go ma bloggers.... pls hit me with it!!!!!!

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 13:49

still waitin...

Centrepiece
09 Dec 2008 13:55

Hell Yeah!!!

Tynt!
09 Dec 2008 13:56

if u r married or livin in with ur man, ur friends should never go into ur bedroom... never!

Damn!! I shud hav practised dat whn i was married, i wonder if it wud hav worked da magic... eish!!

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 13:58

He he he he he Tynt, askies maan...hi hih i but now u know my dear...

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 14:00

CentreP... i was right then guys do talk....

Do let us know kalok..

Tynt!
09 Dec 2008 14:02

if u r married or livin in with ur man, ur friends should never go into ur bedroom... never!

Why vhele?

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 14:02

if u r married or livin in with ur man, ur friends should never go into ur bedroom... never!

true dat, next you cath them in bed with your man and they will be like: "kaloku sana sayiqheliswa nguwe ikamere"

Sana Lwam
09 Dec 2008 14:04

cath - oops thats supposed to be catch

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 14:04

Ekhzekhli Sana lwam---- Tynt guess u got the ansa now...

Centrepiece
09 Dec 2008 14:09

Also we must always tsipa & release the nookie so that the muscle's can be strong & can hold on to the T*t*lozi ( as when you tryina hold urine but u hold, release, hold, release & hold..) I always read this from most magazines, it must be true!!

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 14:17

The kegel exercise...try it with his totolozi in your vijay...It works best when you are on top and he can't move-squeeze and release...That's my own specialty.

My man wipes me, I taught him that.

"treat ourselves well so that em brathas can follow suit " Amen!

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 14:24

But The Lady, u r supposed to be the one wiping WITH A WARM TOWEL nogal....
i'm sure its not wrong as well when he does,

Best-Achiever
09 Dec 2008 15:36

Nah Nah

my dear i find the use of WSG(those rare WSG secrets ) a bit disturbing since we have our very own WSG(WhiteSockGirl) in this site... would you kindly use another acronomy perhaps.... or maybe call it the gals meeting...

Thank you
BA

TheLady
09 Dec 2008 15:51

It's WGS-BA

GML
09 Dec 2008 16:02

My mother said to me after I moved in with my man.
"G you must wake up on Saturday morning and cook soft porridge for your man"
I asked y and she said just do it.

I thought no ways. Then I woke up one Saturday morning and I cooked it without asking if he wants or not. He enjoyed it so much and he said to me " Baby, it's nice to know that i'm marrying a woman who does not forget the things that made her the woman she is today" I was shocked at the appreciation he had for me as a woman in general.

He also said that woman try so hard to please and they end up messing things up themselves. Umdoko is something different.

Best-Achiever
09 Dec 2008 16:31

But yes ladies the thing says (itsho into). I'm sure you also have some of those rare WSG secrets u know of.. Pls share with us ur know how to's... & don be shy

look at that The Lady and this WGS and WSGtend to be confucious ...no pun intended Nah Nah just a request

Nah Nah
09 Dec 2008 16:32

thanks The Lady ....

Sorry to disturb you Best Archiver... if it makes you happy I wont use the short name then, it will be WHITE GLOVE SOCIETY....

GML --- wow!!! now that i know i will do that this coming Sat & knowing that they like cookin it @ his home, I'm sure i will suprise him nicely.... u know mos thina we only throw the All bran & milk & we r done... he hehehe

Toodecent
09 Dec 2008 16:44

Am tired of reading about relationships particularly women talking about men,dicks,cheaters,how long,short,low he/she went my lovely people I hope this changes in the new year. People need to be happy man...tjer and you are the causes behind being unhappy. Lets make the world one happy place. Just saying....

Shuga babe
09 Dec 2008 16:53

<<<if u r married or livin in with ur man, ur friends should never go into ur bedroom... never! >>>> it we all can do this we will live happily ever after. weepie!! No friends in the bedroom, No friends in the bedroom * holding up a banner* No friends in the bedroom!!!

Toxic
09 Dec 2008 16:56

Firstdvd
10 Dec 2008 06:07

"...tsipa and realise the nookie..." NICE one Nah Nah ~ as men, we enjoy dat ;-)

Firstdvd
10 Dec 2008 06:08

...release...

Firstdvd
10 Dec 2008 06:08

...release...

Firstdvd
10 Dec 2008 06:08

...release...

Cande
10 Dec 2008 08:47

WGS.:LOL

Nah Nah
10 Dec 2008 09:01

Tl tl tl tl Ok "my skat" Best ACHIEVER I will call it then Best Glove Society... Happy now!!! :)

Yhuu!! u need to phola like patatoes ze potatoe salad...

hayi kabi

Lela
10 Dec 2008 13:31

Yho GML nam no BF we were talking about this soft poridge thing recently cz I had asked him what he'd rather have for breakfast and he said this with pride, "umdoko", I asked what that is and he explained it, so now that I know I will definately learn how to cook umdoko.

carino
10 Dec 2008 13:38

if u r married or livin in with ur man, ur friends should never go into ur bedroom... never!

thanks .... they always think im crazy when i say this... not just your friends even the family members shouldnt.... Thats why i don get married couples that stay in bachelor flats...doesnt make sense....

Blackcherry
10 Dec 2008 13:44

My mother told me when I got maried that you must never cook him breakfast while still wearing you doek, pantyhose or whatever you use to cover your head at night

TheLady
10 Dec 2008 13:52

There's alot I still need to learn mos.

LM
10 Dec 2008 13:52

he he he! the other thing is that kuthiwa a lady is supposed to ask her man whether he has had enough, before she can leave the bed in the morning(esp on weekends)....huwiii, kunzima!!

Toxic
10 Dec 2008 13:58

LMAO LM!!

Nah Nah
10 Dec 2008 14:05

yhooo LM dammn i'm sho guys would lov that one..he he he heh e tl tl tl tl tl, I know i wud "if i was a Booooooy" :)

Nonny
10 Dec 2008 14:11

he he he! the other thing is that kuthiwa a lady is supposed to ask her man whether he has had enough, before she can leave the bed in the morning(esp on weekends)....huwiii, kunzima!!
hehehhe knowing my man, I'd never ask that, coz he's say no akaka neli.

myname
10 Dec 2008 14:13

LOL guys ......plz help whats umdoko? sisidudu or what?.....

Sam2say
10 Dec 2008 14:13

hae e e!!!

Interesting to sat the least, Im taking notes..

Nah Nah
10 Dec 2008 14:14

Myname yes sisdudu esi so mealie-mealie

PY
10 Dec 2008 14:14

I know that my man likes Mdavazo (guess all man do)....i give him like nobody's business no matter how lazy i am....thats what you do when u want to keep ur man....
Also we must always tsipa & release the nookie so that the muscle's can be strong & can hold on to the T*t*lozi ( as when you tryina hold urine but u hold, release, hold, release & hold..)...do you do this exercise during Mdavazo or u just do it as any exercise?, if so, how long do you have to exercise?

LM
10 Dec 2008 15:32

do you do this exercise during Mdavazo or u just do it as any exercise?, if so, how long do you have to exercise? During umdavazo it will drive ur man crazzyyy, so yah it is recommended! Before u can even do it kumdavazo u should start with excersises....u do them for as long as u want (hold n count to ten) and everywhere (bus stop, bank que, interview, meeting, ngikhohlwa ntoni na?)..go ahead start now PY.

GML
10 Dec 2008 16:21

Another thing my mom told was that always ask a man what he wants for supper.
You know the saying

" A way to a mans heart is through his stomach"

So i do that and it makes him feel like he is the only thing that matters. And in return he does things for me. He just goes out and buys me chocolate and asks me if I want anything 9he gets it for me) And he also tells me to relax down he will clean that day or he says I should sleep(beauty sleep).

Floh
12 Dec 2008 22:45

Also we must always tsipa & release the nookie so that the muscle's can be strong & can hold on to the T*t*lozi ( as when you tryina hold urine but u hold, release, hold, release & hold..)...............this one works a magic, ask me.

Another thing my mom told was that always ask a man what he wants for supper....................If i ask he says, i like anything from you baby, just choose from the fridge.

"G you must wake up on Saturday morning and cook soft porridge for your man" .............I am very lazy, but will try to cook porridge for him and stop throwing corn flakes and milk.

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