MY 2009 Wish For The Stars!

Strolicious
23 Dec 2008 09:11

Destiny Magazine - Please stop the international stars on your cover! I'd rather have Khanyi every month if you can't find worthy local businesswomen! ....every month yeah ryt BS....

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 09:12

Shuga, please re-arrange the just ice, sakina and sbu pictures.

Nice one!! Let me think about my wishes.......

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 09:14

I agree with u bout hlomla sticking to acting,,but disagree with thebi still doing jika majika even next year heck she needs to be ambitious..........

LM
23 Dec 2008 09:15

Shwashwi, please stop looking at what Hlubi wears because we established donkey years ago that she is not gifted in that department...aight?
Hlubi: my wish is for you to keep rocking those Mr P clothes..LOL

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 09:19

Gosh, what happened to the pictures???/ hehehehehehe

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 09:20

sis ribs bantu she needs to tone it down en for the whole of 2009 she must not invite keke to ospel times...............

kaizer fish..ja i gave up on u long time ago......

BS dont u have sum piece of advice for kuli..well i hope she drinks less en keeps up the bitchiness

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 09:23

but disagree with thebi still doing jika majika even next year heck she needs to be ambitious..........

LOL!

CandyKane
23 Dec 2008 09:24

Great article! Can anyone tell me what happened with Hlomla??

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 09:31

<<<<Can anyone tell me what happened with Hlomla??>>> What do you mean?

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 09:32

My wish for the stars is for pople like Hlomla/Sonia Mbele to start acknowledging and being proud of kids they had outside marriage. Hlomla went on about the two most important ladies in her life, wifey& daughter WTF? what about the other daughters. SONIA PLS MENTION DANTE ASSEBLIEF, WHERE IS HE?

Stoan please teach these fools a thing or two about being a real daddy, yes u live with Dolly and kids but in your interviews Malaika is talked about, its just that YOTV sponsored outing with your kids that i did not see Malaika but i forgave you.

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 09:32

Great article! Can anyone tell me what happened with Hlomla??

what do u mean dear????

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 09:38

u are so right cnglemom..y the embarassment when it comes to their kids..they were not embarassed when making them..rapulana seiphemo i wud love to c him do a father and daughter shoot..mbazima shilowa wud love to c him make peace with his son or sons............

mjj
23 Dec 2008 09:44

Cnglemother is angry tjo.......Ok i like this article, and no its not a great article...Yazi bloggers would lie to a person for no reason? Why are you saying this is a great article? Mara....nc nc nc CandyKane what you smoking early in the morning????????

BS did you see Pantsula's Gallery?????

Now back to the wishes.....I wish Robert Marawa can get his own Radio Station so that i can listen to him the whole day.....ok that's taking it too far.....i wish he can work for a credible radio station....Maybe 702? Wouldn't mind KayaFm as well....

I wish Thembi can get a rich husband like Sonia (What is Jika Majika?)

I wish Sbu can just receive R20 million so that he can stop pshowing off 1 day and the next day act as if he stays in Tembisa.........Be consistent broer.......Arrogance suits you and i like you most when you are arrogant.....just be Kanye West qha......

I wish Hlomla can stop thinking being articulate in Queen's language makes one sound intelligent......THOSE 2 ARE DIFFERENT

I wish we can Vote 2moro so that the focus can be on delivering basis services to people instead of focusing on COPE and ANC

I wish Glen's picture in this article can be replaced with a nice one withount hangers..........

Let me stop for now....

belz
23 Dec 2008 09:49

LOL!!! mjj, i dont know what my wishes are.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 09:50

Just to go offline - Where is Cleve???

http://www.sowetan.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=909285

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 09:54

pameng the interview was on Drum for the Drum 2008 Darlings. and was asked about the love of his life. Sonia was also interviewed and Dante's name is nowhere to be seen, only Khumo (the golden child) mentioned NNXX! yerr!

Kakapana
23 Dec 2008 09:56

speaking of Keke, did anyone watch gospel times on sunday.... as much as i love him and his music but there was just something odd about u pastor Keke...cant really put my finger on it but his over-the-top energy was a little....(i really dont have the right word to describe what i wanna say)

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 09:57

am i being horrible if i say it wud be nice 4 mugabe to just kick the bucket so zimbabwe can have peace???and besides im tired of izindaba solku zithetha ngaye...hayi man

nanazile
23 Dec 2008 09:57

Glen is not Cute so i dont think there is ever a cute pic of him, the dude is ugly period

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 09:59

is the camisole on tshidi supposed to be exposed? is it not underwear?

I have never heard of destiny magazine, where is cleve today?

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 09:59

@kakapana..the word is "theatrics"...as discussed yrstday.......

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:06

nanazile - we are nice today....and we are doing our best to make sure that tvsa is not mentioned in the same sentence as Sunday World and Daily sun....so stop being a hater............

Kakapana you waked up 2 days later sisi - we talked about "Rebecca's show yesterday"

Pameng let me be direct - I WISH MUGABE CAN DIE.....PLEASE LORD TAKE THIS MAN TO HELL OR HEAVAN.....I really don;t care where you take him as long he is not alive.....Also my dear Lord, please prevent Morgan for being Zimbabwe's President......

My Lord you know how much i love Zim and Nigeria, but enough is enough.....Our brothers and sisers are suffering in Zim....Please God do something about that situation.....

Now back to Celebrities......I wish Kuli and Gesh can be the host of Gossip Show....

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 10:06

and Sbu wants a baby next year heh!

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 10:09

dumb question, who is Gesh?

cleve
23 Dec 2008 10:13

@ Mjj, you askesd me to stop yesterday but today ke wena?????

I also disagree on the Thembi issue, people her age are making tons of money instead of wanting to be in the spotlight!!!!!!!!!!

@ Cnglemom, And with Sonia and Donnel or whatever his name is. A mom is supposed to love and protect the child with all she's got no matter what the circumstances are.
Guys I feel this because I am a mother and no man will ever stand in between me and my son. Tell them Cngle-ma........ No MATTER WHAT! Your child comes frist.
And that also applies to you Hlomla!!!!!!!!!

Anyways my wishes are for Kelly K to cover up and respect her body so we can respect her

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 10:13

Chiefs - Fire your entire defence.....

Ndingaxola kakhulu emphefumlweni if they can do that. Knowing how stingy Kaizer and Bobby are; it ain't gonna happen

Rebecca Malope - the less said about her the better, she irritates the hell out of me.

DJ SBU - unolunya ke lobhuti

Hlomla Dandala - stick to your day job and quit politics coz when you mix the two, disasters like the movie SWOP happen

I disagree, politics suit you mfundisi. We need you, unomtsalane apha kulombutho wethu omtsha. Now that SWOP ain't working COPE is gonna work.

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 10:14

Glen is NOT ugly and that's a fact. Why can't Mugabe be assassinated mara?????!

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:16

Gesh wants a baby?

Gesh is BS's current fav person......check Kuli's bday pics on facebook

Kakapana
23 Dec 2008 10:17

@ mjj and pameng2003 ayike askies i'm sorry for waking up 2days later but my week begins on tuesday....

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 10:19

am i being horrible if i say it wud be nice 4 mugabe to just kick the bucket so zimbabwe can have peace???

You are not the only one dear. Ndingavuya ukuba angaqhotseka esihogweni, hay'undidikile ngoku qha.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:19

SORRY, THE QUESTION WAS SUPPOSE TO BE: SBU WANTS A BABY?

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 10:21

Why can't Mugabe be assassinated mara?????!

he sleeps with 1 eye open so kunzima ukumbulala......

Anyways my wishes are for Kelly K to cover up and respect her body so we can respect her

cudnt have said it better myself.............

Sbu wants a baby next year heh!....with whom..terry pheto..oh he wants to dance with her

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 10:21

LOL Sobza uyarocka Shem LOL. Cngle, I ask again, are u on Facebook????? Cleve, mina uKelly motivates me to go to the gym, she must not cover up.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:22

Mense i'm looking for Stro???????

Stro do you still want to attend the IWTSG show in Durbs this sunday? I have 2 tickets for 2.....HOLA at me please....

BS stop it wena.....i handled nana-something earlier, she won't write such things again.....can you now delete your reply and nana-something reply on this article????

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 10:22

nanazile
23 Dec 2008 10:26

Uyajabula DADE we MJJ!!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 10:27

My ONE wish:

Can PRO sleep with me for one day ONLY please PRO if this lands on your desk, make my 2009 wish come true. I have such a huge crush on you!

My other less important wishes:

I wish that nothing is mentioned of Unathi, BadBoy T or Hlubi in the Sunday World. Is that possible?

Can Shwashwi be more scandalous next year. I'm tired of smiling through that section of the paper, i want to ROTFandLMAO.

I wish that Winnie Mandela could find a really nice man and remarry. Mama you're too hot to be single.

I wish that Tito Mboweni can come out of the closet.

Could Lerato Mogoantlhe come back to SA and write something somewhere, i miss your writing ausi.

On homeground:

Could TVSA bloggers grow a back bone and stop personalising every friggin thing said on this site.

On Zimbabwe:

Mugabe should be attacked by cholera and be hospitalised, then be infected with some brain haemorrhaeging (sp) disease and not DIE but become so useless that Grace gives up on Zimbabwe. The spotlight should be on Grace.

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 10:29

ROFLMAO@ nanazile

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 10:32

toxic...hayi on the mugabe issue uyathakatha ngoku sana...

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 10:32

Could TVSA bloggers grow a back bone and stop personalising every friggin thing said on this site

Yitsh'uphinde Toxic

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 10:33

Lucas Radebe has been discharged from the Sunninghill Hospital where he underwent minor surgery on Saturday, his manager has said.

tltltlltltltltltltltltltltltltltll!!!!!

He was however “released on Thursday evening and readmitted at Sunninghill on Friday ahead of the surgery on Saturday”.

Yeheni!!!!

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 10:33

Toxic, not a date or a kiss, you wanna sleep with him??? What if it's as short as he is?

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:33

LOL at Toxic's wishes............

More on the Tito Mboweni issue please.....Eish bloggers would make better sunday world writers

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 10:34

BS i dont have a FB profile - its blocked at my workplace. I might be on someone's party pics on FB. TVSA is a darkie site so they are not aware of it.

Cleve i love kelly's nudity - am a nudity fan it aint no taboo to me.

LOL@ Sobza!

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:35

BS - this is Toxic dreams/fantacy.......so leave her alone.....LOL

Gucci
23 Dec 2008 10:35

Iyho kusahlanywa la!

Guys what happened to the goldstars? How does one get to the GB's now? And hehehe...the times...is it 4pm already na? Haaibo TVSA!!!

SisRibs: Hehehe...hairstyle, colgate smile and the eyebrows?
Tshidi: Does she sing a song about Obama na? Kwekh...

Pameng: Why can't Mugabe be assassinated mara?????! he sleeps with 1 eye open so kunzima ukumbulala...... CLASSIC!!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 10:38

Can Bricks win an award for his Happiness song tu? Can u imagine the female voice if that was Elle singing it? Yho, i am so loving the song

BS, PRO makes me so weak in the knees. If we kissed, i'd probably faint!

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:39

i also agree with Toxic regarding the bloggers..........but i do love the name calling.........i can't wait for a new name

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 10:39

Could TVSA bloggers grow a back bone and stop personalising every friggin thing said on this site - Yiyhoo! ouch Toxy!

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:41

CAN MY FATHER THEBE WIN AN AWARD PLEASE LORD......EVEN IF ITS THE LOUSY METROFM AWARD......

Sobza your boss told you not to spend time on the internet......

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 10:41

Toxic, not a date or a kiss, you wanna sleep with him??? What if it's as short as he is?....toxic will definitely find ways to enalrge it..LOL

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:42

Cleve - did you read Sowetan? They have the Lucas Radebe's story

cleve
23 Dec 2008 10:42

@ Mjj you are looking for everyone today.

Cleve, mina uKelly motivates me to go to the gym, she must not cover up.
@ Brownshuga usile, try Chomee she tries to cover up and she has a stunning body

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 10:43

Thebe mjj???? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! He's in line to win the LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 10:43

The hapiness song is a kills hit Tox!!!!!! Loves it.

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 10:43

My wish list 4 2009

Orlando Pirates - I wish it can take you another 8 more years before you reach a cup final and not win it.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 10:44

Toxic, not a date or a kiss, you wanna sleep with him??? What if it's as short as he is?....toxic will definitely find ways to enalrge it..LOL

LMAO pameng (eish yr name sounds like a hood i'm from in Bloem)! Yes, I WILL!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 10:46

Could L'Vovo dip into the pool of creativity please!

Beyonce Knowles Bee
23 Dec 2008 10:46

My wish 4 2009 is dat wil Sabc 1 stop showing us amarepeat of programmes!

Toodecent
23 Dec 2008 10:47

My 2009 Wishes.. I wish Uncle Bob Mugabe would take a minute of his time look in a mirror and tell me what he sees. I wish everything works well with Tshwane TV and the U Turn grows. I wish Cassandra would do something about those parachutes sooner or later she will fly nje while uttering ish.. I wish not to read anything scandals about Zola in 2009 he is human too...love the work he does. I wish Presly Chweneyagae would get a job on Gen or something ... I wish Meshack Mavuso wins Strictly Come Dancing and lord bless him to be creative because he is a good entertainer. I wish people would understand Kuli as i do and stop hating her coz it doesnt help.. COPE would just go and win the damn elections and we start a over....

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 10:47

Sobza your boss told you not to spend time on the internet......

Impuku ziyadakasa..........ngoba ikat'ayikho. My boss is somewhere in Cape Town nabanye oomama bomgalelo.

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 10:48

What if it's as short as he is? Ha BS?

Mugabe should be attacked by cholera and be hospitalised, then be infected with some brain haemorrhaeging (sp) disease and not DIE but become so useless that Grace gives up on Zimbabwe. The spotlight should be on Grace. and that poverty forces them to move and live in a shack batye abakulimile kuphela. would actually be nice if Grace would be someone's maid pha eZIm

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 10:53

I wish Cassandra would do something about those parachutes sooner or later she will fly nje while uttering ish..

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 10:56

My boss is somewhere in Cape Town nabanye oomama bomgalelo....tltl tl tl.ingathi ndiyabona

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 10:57

>>>Toxic, not a date or a kiss, you wanna sleep with him??? What if it's as short as he is?>>>>

ROFLOL

My wish for 2009
Could uThebe please stop singing and find sumthng betta to do behind the scene or sumthng....that voice of his (it irritates hell out of me)...

Same here Toxic, I have a serios crush on SIYA on Rhytim City...I wish anginike i -1 round....:-)

mjj
23 Dec 2008 10:58

BS can you please buy me Bricks's new CD as a christmas present?

I'll also get you something you like.......Cooper.......

cleve
23 Dec 2008 10:59

Cleve - did you read Sowetan? They have the Lucas Radebe's story

Yes Mjj, might I remind you that is the same paper that said he had a heart sugery and fighting for his life???

Here is a quote from THE STAR On Doctor Khumalo??

"He lashed out on sections of the media for what he called irresponsible reporting by exaggerating Radebe's illness. " I don't understand how people can tell the whole country about this (heart surgery). I watched the game with him in hospital on Sunday and he was fine."

I was stressing out the point that the guy is fine he is so not fighting for his life. Because I read the citizen yest and reported that the Medi-clinic denied that Lucas was operated on!!! Clearly they had it wrong because he had a minor surgey the guy was home yesterday already

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:00

Same here Toxic, I have a serios crush on SIYA on Rhytim City...I wish anginike i -1 round....:-)

LMAO!!!

mjj
23 Dec 2008 11:00

Tazzy you are forgiven for hating my father.....I'm such in a good mood today, my sister is forcing me to go shopping with her for her school Uniform.....so be glad....

Tazzy PM me you postal address - i need to send you a copy of Tata's latest CD Black Diamond....

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:02

mjj
23 Dec 2008 11:03

I know Cleve.....hence i was asking you if you read Part 2 of the story......Mara iSowetan nayo can be 4 much sometimes........

they had to downgrade from open to minor instead of saying we are sorry to have mislead the public

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:04

Done mjj!!!!!!!!!!! Long as I don't have to do anything unholy with you cos it like a brother to me!!!!!

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:04

Tazzy you are forgiven for hating my father...

Ouch askies mjj...was being honest i just cant stand ur father's voice. im sorry!

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:05

What if it's as short as he is?

Somebody told me ukuthi if you wanna see how short a guy is; mjonge apha eminweni. If the fingers are short then that means upanaina mfutshane ke naye. I don't know if its true though

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 11:07

is Gesh a famous someone? i cant access FB.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:09

Could L'Vovo dip into the pool of creativity please!

LOL
Not just him the entire DBN empire...same lyrics, different artists. They copy and paste each other's lines...:-((((. I like the beat though.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 11:10

BS what are you on about? I have baby oils.........different types.....and yesterday i saw on Soccer Zones that i can use them in a soccer match as well

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 11:10

If the fingers are short then that means upanaina mfutshane ke naye. I don't know if its true though - not always the case.

Toodecent
23 Dec 2008 11:11

Sobza I have heard that before and its Bull nje...

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:12

mjonge apha eminweni. If the fingers are short then that means upanaina mfutshane ke naye. I don't know if its true though

ROFLOL @ panaina....NGEMPELA??
How do u measure if upainaia is too small just by looking at the guy???
Any ideas Sobza??

nanazile
23 Dec 2008 11:14

YOu guys must all have a blessed xmas, chat again next year!!!

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:14

Not just him the entire DBN empire...same lyrics, different artists.

Like Swaziland's gospel groups....same beat, different lyrics.

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:14

Somebody told me ukuthi if you wanna see how short a guy is; mjonge apha eminweni. If the fingers are short then that means upanaina mfutshane ke naye. I don't know if its true though

@Sobzzz... this is so true its not even funny... i always check.. you can even tell the shape and stuff.... if its got any bumps or curves or whatever...

cleve
23 Dec 2008 11:15

The Citizen: " Lucas Radebe was discharged after udergoing a minor medical procedure for heart problems. This was confirmed by the hospital as well as Radebe's manager Glynn Bikin. Bikin said that Rhoo, as affectionely known in soccer circles, was take home where he will be in the company of his family. He denied reports that Radebe heart surgery, saying it was just a "minor procedure."

Abo Toxic were about to have heart attacks themselves so I had to save them before anything serious happened because of what was reported by that newspaper.

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 11:15

thanks TDC.

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:16

How do u measure if upainaia is too small just by looking at the guy???
Any ideas Sobza??

Checkisha iminwe wena atleast you will have an idea

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:18

<<<<<"He lashed out on sections of the media for what he called irresponsible reporting by exaggerating Radebe's illness. " I don't understand how people can tell the whole country about this (heart surgery). I watched the game with him in hospital on Sunday and he was fine>>>>>
Thanks for clearing that one out Doctor!
Yesterday on SOCCERZONE, Tshepo Mabona said he wishes Lucas Radebe a speedy recovery after his "open heart" surgery.....
So, did he or did he not have "heart" surgery? Is open heart surgery considered "minor" in medical terms? Beyonce uphi na?

<<<<Here is a quote from THE STAR On Doctor Khumalo??>>>>
If I my name was LUCAS RADEBE and there were rumours going around that I CHEATED on my late wife, I would NOT have someone who was in the tabloids for CHEATING on his wife speaking to the media on MY BEHALF.
I'm just saying! It makes you wonder ukuthi uDoctor no Lucas bahlanganiswa yini....

Toodecent
23 Dec 2008 11:19

Ok somebody look at Sbu's finger's on that pic... Bullsh!t and yall offtopic manje.Since vele.....I need to know if anyone here is in Rosebank and can access a normal FM radio anyone?

Cnglemother
23 Dec 2008 11:20

hayibo carino!

belz
23 Dec 2008 11:20

PRO cant have a small thingy, unezigwegwee, its impossible!!! zigwegwe means shomboloz.

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:20

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU @ Carino

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:20

<<<<Reply from: Cnglemother 12/23/2008 5:15:48 PM
thanks TDC.>>>>
tl tl tl tl tl tl kanti you were worried na ntombi? LOL

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 11:20

is Gesh a famous someone? i cant access FB. - i followed the link that was given yesterday to Kuli's party. Apparently he's comms what what on SABC3. Also didnt know ish about him until yesterday. I gotta aks tho...are those his eyes on those pics or was he wearing icontacts...ingathi yikati yasendle

mjj
23 Dec 2008 11:21

Sobza and Carino this is not a sex blog please.....Wishes for our Celebrities.........

I wish Melani and Zwai stay together for years so that we forget that Melanie has no career.....Oooops she manages DJ Pepsi or his office.......whatever.....

I serioulsy don;t know what happened to Melanie, she used to be the the Assistance Executive Producer or something at Nala Productions???????????? Karen Mfundla's company.....talking about Karen what happened to her? IS she still married to Mfundi? I saw Mfundi @ "THE GAME" Concert flying Solo.......

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:22

LOL Sobza and Carino. I was told that men who wear size 11 shoes had long ones and i lived to see this fairy tale dissolve into sheer disappointment. So, NOT TRUE.....NOT ALWAYS anyways.

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:24

Ok somebody look at Sbu's finger's on that pic.... Average

cleve
23 Dec 2008 11:26

Eish guys my internet is again on a go slow strike and I see your respones late................NX!!!!!!!!!

But I am here slow but going strong...................(LOL)

mjj
23 Dec 2008 11:27

Melani - now she reads news @ Metro.....Do newsreaders get paid more money? I also want to be a newsreader......Ooops i forgot my voice is horrible.....

mjj
23 Dec 2008 11:29

Sobza you are an expect in Penis measurements? Bathong.....Stop it now please....

I'm going to Cavendish Sq and some dodgy place called Wynberg.....Yipeeeeeeeee be back later...

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:30

Belz uthini???? Hayi maan, uPRO u lavo, u sweety, ujaiva kamnandi..eish that boy!

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 11:31

Melani - now she reads news @ Metro..... - she's been reading news since 19voetsek...doesnt the woman have ambition like her man. Go behind the scenes..or should i say mics and have a big title in mngmnt? Zwai..pls maan hoek this woman up.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:31

if it's true about men and fingers/toes......then it must be true about women's lips!

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:32

And am i the only one that has noticed that since Melanie became a Bala..... Metro FM doesnt play that jingle after she reads the news.... its just that all of a sudden she's very audible when she goes "This is Metro FM and im Melanie Bala"...

oh yha.. my wish..
Can someone please do a hijacking-gone-wrong on Sgonondo.... (it is sgonondo, right?? that guy that walks around with a black handkerchief over his face??)

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:32

Mjj, Melanie Son is definitely NOT managing anything for DJ Pepsi. Do you perhaps mean Pepsi Pokane???

I disagree with you saying she has no career coz I think she's an integral (have always wanted to use this word) part of THE AVENUE coz she's the only person on that show who sounds intelligent EFFORTLESSLY.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:33

she's been reading news since 19voetsek...doesnt the woman have ambition like her man.

LOL!

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 11:33

en it must be true about women's lips!...ithini Tox?

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:34

Toxic, what about women's lips???????

belz
23 Dec 2008 11:35

lips? Tox?

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 11:36

coz she's the only person on that show who sounds intelligent EFFORTLESSLY ....would be nice to see her going solo then, or perhaps she's not confident enough

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:37

if it's true about men and fingers/toes......then it must be true about women's lips!

Some say that look at the women's feet or toes (sumthng like that)

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:37

Sobza you are an expect in Penis measurements? Bathong.....Stop it now please....

@ Mjj - Go nale sengwe segojang? Bua lenna.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:38

I disagree with you saying she has no career coz I think she's an integral (have always wanted to use this word) part of THE AVENUE coz she's the only person on that show who sounds intelligent EFFORTLESSLY.

LOL @ PART 1. AGREE WITH PART TWO.

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:38

Toxic.. wat do they say about women's lips????

The finger thing is really true, hey... not necessarily that when they are long, it is long.... but the shape 'n stuff... that when they are thin and crooked, its probably not very thick and straight, either...

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:40

<<<<would be nice to see her going solo then, or perhaps she's not confident enough>>> When Given Mkhari left his current affairs talkshow on Metro, Melanie was roped in to help temporarily and I thought she did well.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:40

@ Mjj - Go nale sengwe segojang? Bua lenna.

*high five Sobza*. Don't you know mjj is on a gravel patch?

About women's lips. They say u can tell the size of the labia by the size of a woman's lips. The thicker the lips on the face, the thicker the lips down there and vice versa.

belz
23 Dec 2008 11:42

LOL!!!! carino, suka bo, asizudlulwa ngoMr Right by judging them ngeminwe yabo, he can have crooked fingers for all i care, as long as he has a satisfactory bank balance.

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:42

<<<that when they are thin and crooked, its probably not very thick and straight, either>>> Really now Carino! How could it NOT be straight ??

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:43

that when they are thin and crooked, its probably not very thick and straight, either...

LOL!!!!!

Big boned star:
Bob Mabena
thick boned star:
Desmond Dube, Fresh
medium boned:
Tshepo Mabona, Zola, Sbu, Pepsi,
Small:
??????????

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:43

The thicker the lips on the face, the thicker the lips down there and vice versa.

LOL...will check carefully from now on...:-)

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:44

Really now Carino! How could it NOT be straight ??

There are dicks that aren't straight shuga. think of a banana shape.

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:44

That could be true, too, Tox...

cleve
23 Dec 2008 11:45

*high five Sobza*. Don't you know mjj is on a gravel patch? tl tl tl tl tl t!!!!!!!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:45

What Station is Just Ice on?

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 11:45

When Given Mkhari left his current affairs talkshow on Metro, Melanie was roped in to help temporarily and I thought she did well.....ok

The thicker the lips on the face, the thicker the lips down there and vice versa...you cant just stop there phela Toxic...kuthwa zeziphi ezimnandi? The thick or the thin...lips down there i mean...we're talking myths mos andithi

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:45

Toxic, what are you saying about CAPRICE?

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:47

carino, suka bo, asizudlulwa ngoMr Right by judging them ngeminwe yabo, he can have crooked fingers for all i care, as long as he has a satisfactory bank balance.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....Belz sounds like u mean serious business....LOL

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:48

There are dicks that aren't straight shuga. think of a banana shape.

LOL...OMG Toxic today u finishes me off!!!

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:49

How could it NOT be straight ??

hehehe.... you'll be surprised.... there are things out there that have got some serious offramps....

And i've learnt not to trust a man whose hands are too soft that they sweat... those are the kinds that.. in the middle of the deed would go like.....
**ohhh.. iphumile** ---in a sick-puppy voice....

Anyway, back to the wish list.....

cleve
23 Dec 2008 11:49

There are dicks that aren't straight shuga. think of a banana shape.

Shoo I didn't know about this one. Just goes to show how inexperienced I am.

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:49

Don't you know mjj is on a gravel patch?

Kea tlhaloganya.... shem ngwana batho

The thicker the lips on the face, the thicker the lips down there and vice versa.

Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa......... iyhoooooooooooo

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:49

<<<There are dicks that aren't straight shuga. think of a banana shape>>>> Really???? I only know ONE and it's straight......lol

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 11:50

If the fingers are short then that means upanaina mfutshane ke naye. I don't know if its true though - not always the case.
true so.its not always the case........

I'm just saying! It makes you wonder ukuthi uDoctor no Lucas bahlanganiswa yini..

birds of the same feather flock 2getha dear..

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:50

LMAO at Caprice's pic! if it's not plumped up and it's all natural, then ngwana wa batho omonate! Think Moshidi

Pinkdollar, kuthiwa ezimnandi ezidonsiwe or ezinkulu. Eish gals, u must hang out with sotho girls whose labia was pulled out at an early age. they'll tell u what they do with those things.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:52

And i've learnt not to trust a man whose hands are too soft that they sweat... those are the kinds that.. in the middle of the deed would go like.....
**ohhh.. iphumile** ---in a sick-puppy voice....

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yho, the imagery is too funny for words!

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 11:52

you'll be surprised.... there are things out there that have got some serious offramps....

ROFLOL
I guess you ladies have seen it all......Shoo guys i cant stop laffing

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 11:52

LOL @ da offramp comment. Carino sisi yintoni undicubhula kangaka ngentsini

cleve
23 Dec 2008 11:52

I wish Tshidi learns the art of make-up and not abuse it to make her look like christmas tree (pic above(

belz
23 Dec 2008 11:52

LMAO !!!!! carino.
LOL!! Shuga, shame love, im gonna do something for you next year, its unacceptable.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:53

*labia was/were

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:53

There are dicks that aren't straight shuga. think of a banana shape.

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.. totally agree...

reminds me of Martin Lawrence...

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 11:55

hahhahahahahaha, i missed the offramp comment! tlttltlttltlt!

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:55

Really???? I only know ONE and it's straight......lol

Shuga, nigga puhleease.... now i miss harambe so he can do a tikiline comment on you.....

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 11:55

anohter wish shem..bring back all the fallen celeb's,vinolia,mandisa nakana,umamgobhozi,etc..........

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:56

<<<<there are things out there that have got some serious offramps>>>> tl tl tl tl tl tl tl

Sobza, I wish NtandoN was here to give us more info about this thick and thin lips.....

<<<<LOL!! Shuga, shame love, im gonna do something for you next year, its unacceptable>>>> Thanks Belz, and please note ngikhuluma nge ka Siya neh? lol

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 11:59

*Belz, as in unyana wam! Phew!!!

carino
23 Dec 2008 11:59

LMAO @ Caprice

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:02

OFF TOPIC.....it's kinda weird to have your boyfriend and child share a name people....when you're calling your boyfriend's name during what what it feels so damn weird coz you're actually calling your son's name as well!!!!!!

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 12:05

Eish gals, u must hang out with sotho girls whose labia was pulled out at an early age. they'll tell u what they do with those things. tell me...i also have a long one.at some stage when i was young i thought inoba ndinazo zombini cos it was just lingering nje ngaphandle...got me scared i tell you

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:06

Shuga, that's why there are terms of endearment.

cleve
23 Dec 2008 12:06

OFF TOPIC.....it's kinda weird to have your boyfriend and child share a name people....when you're calling your boyfriend's name during what what it feels so damn weird coz you're actually calling your son's name as well!!!!!!

That's why I didn't name my son like that. And people calling their kids Jnr sickens me.

Toodecent
23 Dec 2008 12:06

And the LIPS???

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 12:06

in Ribs' voice *ningayi ndawo ngoba ngiyabuya emva kweyitolo, be blessed*

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:08

pinkdollar, what does your man do with it during the act? I'll tell you what i've been told.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:10

LOL @ Sobza, u and ur Ribs'voice

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 12:10

OFF TOPIC.....it's kinda weird to have your boyfriend and child share a name people....when you're calling your boyfriend's name during what what it feels so damn weird coz you're actually calling your son's name as well!!!!!!

look at it this way,he will grow up to be like his daddy..y mara must u call out name when busy.mmm

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:10

Yho, TDC........those lips remove all thought of sex from my mind!

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 12:10

pinkdollar, what does your man do with it during the act?...somehow find it difficult to ansa that Tox, ndiyablusha..what is he supposed to be doing with it?

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:11

Pinkdollar, what are you saying???

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:11

Pinkdollar, too much information sisi haikhona lol

LOL Sobza....

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:13

y mara must u call out name when busy.mmm

What do you mean, why????

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:13

My wish is for a TVSA blog to have more than 10 replies without anyone going off topic!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:14

Pinkdollar, PM me!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:15

LOL Shuga, we're following yr orders! u said we should be offtopic on ONE article!

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:15

<<<<What do you mean, why????>>>> Hayi khawumbuze Carino coz I got stunned there.....am I the only one who doesn't wanna keep quiet?? Or abo pameng yilaba ba jwayele ukutshontsha.....lol

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:15

@pameng
Y do bold ur replies....EVERYTIME??? Too much bold kill my pretty eyes

@pinkD
Im still trying to understand what r u saying...now lemme read slowly!

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:16

No Toxic, why must she PM you??? We also want to know!!!!

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:17

y mara must u call out name when busy.mmm

What do you mean, why????

LOL

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 12:17

*haleluya haleluya haleluya...........welcome back, ohlelweni lwethu namuhla siniphathele ama wish list, fingers kunye nama lips........ right now masiqhubeleke phambili ngama lips* be blessed..............asishayeni izandla.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:17

Shuga, u said TMI mos!

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:18

Why now are we PM'ming?? No..... just keep it clean, pameng, tuu.... but do talk...

As for calling aboThembalethu during the act... I don get why you say we shouldnt.... so, elaborate... what wuld you rather do??

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:21

LOL Shuga, we're following yr orders! u said we should be offtopic on ONE article!

Oooh it was Shuga's instruction? I was so suprised today to see all bloggers on one "channel"... Kinda make sense though...kuyakhathaza running around chasing nice articles...

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:22

OFFTOPIC: does anyone know what it means to dream that you are being raped???

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:22

No Toxic, I only meant this part.....""i also have a long one. at some stage when i was young i thought inoba ndinazo zombini cos it was just lingering nje ngaphandle""

So Pinkdollar, it's not lingering anymore? LOL

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:22

asishayeni izandla

For what?
Koda sobza...ungihlekiselani?

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:23

OFF TOPIC.....it's kinda weird to have your boyfriend and child share a name people....when you're calling your boyfriend's name during what what it feels so damn weird coz you're actually calling your son's name as well!!!!!! >>>

LOL!!!! hihihihi, i've always wondered how people call each other's names during what what, i cant do that, its hard.

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:24

<<<<haleluya haleluya haleluya...........welcome back, ohlelweni lwethu namuhla siniphathele ama wish list, fingers kunye nama lips........ right now masiqhubeleke phambili ngama lips* be blessed..............asishayeni izandla.>>>>
Hahahahah Sobza....it's actually "SHAYANI IZANDLA NINA"

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:26

eish.. im tryina imaging pdollar's lips....

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:26

So Pinkdollar, it's not lingering anymore? LOL

LOL!

What i heard is that the lingering part is the focus during oral sex. men flick their tongue on it and apparantly that's a great feeling. During the act, a man pushes the lips inside the Vjayjay so there's much more of a gripping effect and he gets the most enjoyment. I don't know abt this not being painful for the woman but they say it isn't.

tshepiso
23 Dec 2008 12:26

AYA, o a gola jaanong please go and redo your teeth

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:27

So Pinkdollar, it's not lingering anymore? LOL

ROFL

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:28

LOL!!!, lingering, hahahahahahahaha. the word sounds wrong.

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:28

TOXIC!!!!!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:29

LMAO Tshepiso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:30

what carino, Toxic is educating us, lol.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:30

Eeh Carino, le etse le batla ho etse mos!

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:31

LOL!!!! hihihihi, i've always wondered how people call each other's names during what what, i cant do that, its hard.

Now that u saying it BELZ...
i just realise that i dont say his name during what what...i normally say "Oh baby that was tasty"

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 12:33

@tazzy ndicelela amehlo akho uxolo..just stressing some quotes points...

@ carino whats PMming??

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:33

Abt name calling during the act. I want HIM to call out my NAME.

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:33

<<<AYA, o a gola jaanong please go and redo your teeth>>> LOL oh my gosh!!

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:34

lol @ "tasty"

So, Tazzz.... if you dont say it, he knows he didnt put enough salt??

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:35

Its awkward Tox, the whole name like e.g, Oh, Kgomotso, onketsang maar? eish, i would lose rhythm. Baby is managable and you cant call out the wrong name by saying baby.

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 12:35

does anyone know what it means to dream that you are being raped???

dats terrible dream..dlala u number 15 kum=chaina...

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 12:35

hahaha...guys you are so curious yet you dont want too much info.

its not the lips that linger..but i labia.(or is it the same thing...c you've got me confused too)..dont want to use igama lesintu, just soudns so rude.

men flick their tongue on it and apparantly that's a great feeling. - oh yeahhh....that's a nice one.

During the act, a man pushes the lips inside the Vjayjay so there's much more of a gripping effect and he gets the most enjoyment. I don't know abt this not being painful for the woman but they say it isn't. - this can be sore at times

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:36

LOL Carino!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:36

Hayi guys, i love Aya's white teeth.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:37

Its awkward Tox, the whole name like e.g, Oh, Kgomotso, onketsang maar? eish, i would lose rhythm.

LOL!!!!!

Baby is managable and you cant call out the wrong name by saying baby.

That's why i want HIM to call me by my name.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:38

**Wink wink **@ pameng........ no prob ma luhv.

i agree Tox....its kinda sexy when HE call out my NAME.

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 12:38

enjoy your festive season with your family and all of the best for 2009! LOL & Blessings

why do ppl use LOL when they dont know the meaning of it. look at the above msg i got on fcb and tell me if there was a need for Laughing Out Loud when there wasnt anything funny in the msg.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:38

does anyone know what it means to dream that you are being raped???

dats terrible dream..dlala u number 15 kum=chaina...

kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:38

I love Aya's teeth too....

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:39

pink dollar, LOL is also Lots of Love!

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:39

I love Aya's teeth too....and she wouldnt be Aya without the smile.. its like if HHP had to lose weight...

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:41

So, Tazzz.... if you dont say it, he knows he didnt put enough salt??

HAHAHAHAH...exactly Carino

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:41

My wish:

I wish Roger Goode would accept my FB friend request!

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:41

dlala u number 15 kum=chaina...>> what is this?

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:42

LOL @pinkdollar, as in Laughing.

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 12:44

LOL is also Lots of Love!...oh thank you cos i was getting a bit irritated cos today alone i got 2 msgs with that LOL used out of context according to me. Thanks;...now i know.

I love Aya's teeth too.... - just wish i can paint intsini zakhe pink. how's her singing by the way, i heard she's got a CD out but havent heard it.

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 12:44

thez nothing wrong with aya's teeth.........

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:44

Guys.. carino gotta go...

have a nice day....

Bye ////cyber-tear/////

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 12:45

Roger Goode ...and who is he?

belz
23 Dec 2008 12:45

just wish i can paint intsini zakhe pink>>> I love her brown nsini's mina.

carino
23 Dec 2008 12:46

I miss Kele's 5Reasons blog

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 12:48

@ belz.....umchaina is fafi 4rm ekasi...

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:49

Roger is a 5fm dj......and a club DJ.

I also have black nsinis and i love them :)

tshepiso
23 Dec 2008 12:50

I wish Thomas (generations) to stay as far as he can from Maftown. shem, ga ba tshameke banyana ba uniwest ba tla ho hlotha mafutshana.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 12:51

dlala u number 15 kum=chaina...>> what is this?

it's a different version of lotto. you have a dream you play the number associated with your dream, the china man arrives with his number and if his number is the number you played u get paid whatever's due to you based on the amount u played.

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 12:53

Yeah Carino maybe you should write a 5 reasons blog, plus we need another blog for the afternoon people ......

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 12:59

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU @ Carino

What does this mean?

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 12:59

bring it on carino........

belz
23 Dec 2008 13:02

Oh, i know mchina, its jsut i got confused coz it was linked to a rape story.

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 13:02

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU @ Carino

xplain toe

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 13:05

Molweni xmas bloggers ..ekusemnandi ekhaya especially umdavazo is part of going off topic!
ROTFLMAO : dlala u number 15 kum chaina.....isigezo
Carino dreaming of being raped depends uphephe kwenzakalani ( how did the act occur)it can b interpreted in many ways ...
My wish : Sbu s much i heard that u have a smallnyana totolozi kodwa i wudnt mind being i cheerie yakho uzo khipha ama out with that Austin martin car u getting ,siphane inside outside on top of the bonnet plus

Ribs :Pls stop smoking amapete we ntsango uyahlanyisana ..stop being loud get ova urself Ur famous we all knw stop having fear that u willl loose u fame siyakwazi stop trying 2hard uyanyayisa!!

Will Smith: Im stil giving up on u ..u owe an all noght long mdavazo lwad have mercy on u dat nite coz im watching porn & preparing myself 4u zonke ezastyle im practising them on u ayeye bossfsss!

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 13:09

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU @ Carino

What does this mean?

This clown Sobza...put this on.
Sumbody please tell me what it mean? I really like to catch up with tvsa's lingo.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 13:13

Will Smith: Im stil giving up on u ..u owe an all noght long mdavazo lwad have mercy on u dat nite coz im watching porn & preparing myself 4u zonke ezastyle im practising them on u ayeye bossfsss!

LOL @ Mabhebhi
Hello doll...nice to see u here *waving*.
My wish for 2009 is to know you on another level...:-)

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 13:19

mabb..do u dig will ngaleyondlela..yo too much fantasising im telling u....

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 13:22

thatha tazzy thatha......

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 13:25

*hello slavitha * Tazzy kudala ndikufuna mhlali....PM me
Himi ho!! stop die lorry ..Tazzy??
Ur wish 4 2009 is 2knw me on another level ........... mmmmm...*noddin my head*

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 13:33

hello slavitha * Tazzy kudala ndikufuna mhlali....PM me

haai bo Bhebhi, i was looking for u high& low...now lemme PM u.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 13:39

pameng...where's everybody? my pc playing games with me!
Seems like u and me here

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 13:42

Pameng skat im not fantasising nix apparently Will bought a hous ein Cape town & ofcoz he wil cum 2 SA ..miracles do happen ..yena he is my destiny pink or blue ngizomthola ..anyway gotta take a quick shower

ngiyazwakala !!

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 13:49

@tazzy maybe baye e-lunchini..i know mjj gone shopping

mabbzt usayogeza..vele besekunuka la.LOL.....keep the faith mabhebhe......

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 13:50

yena he is my destiny pink or blue ngizomthola

Haai bo gal...dont hold ur hopes up. Worried about you!!

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 13:52

mabbzt usayogeza..vele besekunuka la.LOL

LOL...pameng uyadelela.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 13:53

Y vele ethatha ishower so late....?
Oh mayb she bath twice or more a day (to impress Will Smith) LOL

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 13:54

guys ive resorted to reading move magazine..nikuphi kanti??
pg 62 of our local celebs..seskhona presenta hlengi..the dress looks nice mara she looks squashed in it..phela nginomkhaba njengaye i wud not wear that little black number she is so brave.........oh she is standing withaya en her teeth....

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 13:57

impress will..which one the one in her head..with these economic crisis mabhebhe plz geza kayi1 unless ure like me ubuya emsbenzini so u can geza kayi2...

hawu kanti u-iko mash is a make-up artist..shim looks terrible

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:03

impress will..which one the one in her head...
HAHAHAHAH, its all up in her head, pameng please forgive my friend, she's in her own planet.....:-)

I think its rude for bloggers to disappear just like that all at once...no goodbyes no nothing....guyz wheres ur manners?????

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:04

hawu kanti u-iko mash is a make-up artist..shim looks terrible

tltltlttltltltl!!!!!! That (wo)man has so much confidence bathong!

what aka mathata
23 Dec 2008 14:05

my wish is zimbabweans they must standup for themself,they my do their thing not depend to mogabe,the olny thing they must do for Mogabe they must have a big year end party.

N someone must cater for Mogabe,pour little bit of love portion in to his drink,n lock him in d room with young lady,f* him, she must giveit to him untill he say im sorry(that time Tsangarai his on the phone,are you OK bro) n they musn't forgert hunger boys.the time young lady finish with him,he will say ,i rather enjoy life.

if they dont standup no one will

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:08

Tazzy mina i was on lunch and just came back. Phela we don't announce our arrival so why should we announce our departure, hmmm?

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 14:16

ja...also just cameback from lunch but having my gud guy on my desk

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:18

Tazzy mina i was on lunch and just came back

U should have take ur pc with...:-)
All of a sudden the room was empty...almost chatted to myself...if it wasnt for pameng....Thnxs gal u saved me from going mad.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:20

welcum back pinkD

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:23

pink, what gud guy?

LMAO Mathata!!!! Are u saying Grace doesn't give him what he wants?

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:26

My wish for 2009 is for Toxic to realize that i really like her a lot and make me one of her friends...:-)))))

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 14:27

ja tox..shim is supa confident togetha no somizi.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:30

hawu kanti u-iko mash is a make-up artist
Who is "Iko mash"???? pameng?

belz
23 Dec 2008 14:31

My wish for 2008 is for the TVSA clock to be fixed, is it really that hard to correct this clock bandla.

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 14:31

My wish for 2009 is for Toxic to realize that i really like her a lot and make me one of her friends...:-)))))................sweeet tazzy...u desparate neh???tl tl tl tl

welcum back ke..wherz cnglmom,cleve,Bsugar,belz.......niphi kaloku velani.....

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 14:32

pink, what gud guy? - the Steers one that comes with chips. I'm not davazing on my desk Tox...you sound worried LOL.

belz
23 Dec 2008 14:33

what is Tshidi wearing under that PINK blouse.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:33

My wish for 2008 is for the TVSA clock to be fixed, is it really that hard to correct this clock bandla.

LOL true hey.....right now its says 8:31...PM nogal

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:35

Looks like a camisole Belz?? ( i think)

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:37

just thought i should share. I copied this from a discussion forum on the sounds people make when in the act, whether or not it's sexy and this response just cracks me up:

as long as she is not pretending, Eish some sound's should be banned, sound's like" deeper baby deeper"especially if you know that's how far you can go" but screaming is a form of a motivation.

what aka mathata
23 Dec 2008 14:37

sort of,he want someone who can shake him like hell,he must get it at the back for 45min,they must f him(i wish you can see my face), he must fill like his losing it.

his going to realise in life ther are better things to do,he doesnt smoke,drink,i wish i can be that person,i will say honey no more politics come n get it.

this dude he must get d real f*.even 3sum if possible,they must shake him.

i wonder gore zimbabweans lady why cant they play the game,

Strolicious
23 Dec 2008 14:38

eish guys i've been on teabreak/lunch since 9:30...i just come back,i missed out alot.......Lol @ tasty ..

JustMe
23 Dec 2008 14:38

And i've learnt not to trust a man whose hands are too soft that they sweat... those are the kinds that.. in the middle of the deed would go like.....
**ohhh.. iphumile** ---in a sick-puppy voice.... same here, as much as i dont believe the hand thing...

i no of a guy as huge as DJ Fresh & his fingers r sooo lonngg & thickkk & was dating my friend & boy he is loaded but my friend says there's nothing down there.

belz
23 Dec 2008 14:40

Whatheva it is Tazz, it is hideous!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:41

My wish for 2008 is for the TVSA clock to be fixed, is it really that hard to correct this clock bandla.

Yeah maan. I can't even figure out the exact time difference!

Yeah Pink, i thought u were talkin abt a man man on yr desk.

Tazzy, i've just added you:)

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:41

eish guys i've been on teabreak/lunch since 9:30

LOL Stroo...been chatting away since 8h00...i havent touch any work today, there's nothing anyway...just pretend to be busy when boss snooping around.

Strolicious
23 Dec 2008 14:44

i've heard the worse ngwano watlanyisa majita....there were no majita

belz
23 Dec 2008 14:44

Eish some sound's should be banned>>> I totally agree, people must manage these things, either that or shut up!!! some of the things that i have heard during the act are so unromantic, thts why pple must shut up.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:49

you know nice feeling tone is better not like while you are busy someone end up saying things like "whats my mothers name............................swear at me and all this crazy kak.
Thats why i say if you dont know what to say shut up.
______________________________________________________________
I dont want slaughter no sheep bra van ek',bt I realy enjoy minz when ma gal colz out my name til she runz outa breath...sumthing lyk dis:

JJJJJJJOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY.....AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yeah DAWG,that meks ma toes curl up & lock in pure pleasure!
_______________________________________________________________
i get so pissed off wen the guy says "babe u must cum 6 tyms b4 i cum" or start swearing at my parents.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:51

Tazzy, i've just added you:)

@ Toxic.....im chuffed....:-)

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 14:51

<<<i've heard the worse ngwano watlanyisa majita....there were no majita>>> LOLOLOL he was already thinking about what he's going to tell his boys Stro!!
It's like when you're watching something on TV and you already thinking about how you're gonna comment about it on TVSA the next day LOL

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:51

i've heard the worse ngwano watlanyisa majita....there were no majita

LOL!!!!!1

it's a tough world between the sheets yong!

pameng2003
23 Dec 2008 14:54

Who is "Iko mash"???? pameng?...................one of the gay celebs....

hayi tox nam ndiyazicelela uku--addishiwa plzzzzzzzzz

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 14:54

Toxic, what kinda people are you doiing gal????

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 14:57

It's like when you're watching something on TV and you already thinking about how you're gonna comment about it on TVSA the next day LOL

true. like last night on gen when Thomas said to Dineo, he'd rather swim with pirahnas, i LOL'd and wanted to sms someone abt that comment.

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 14:58

hayi tox nam ndiyazicelela uku--addishiwa plzzzzzzzzz

LOL pameng...look who's desperate now......:-)

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:00

I'm back.....let me catch up

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 15:02

im back.. wena Pameng uzoswaba mina ngi fish (nemo) angisabi amanzi
Belz trued dat sum sounds r defintly a big turn off like umuntu ukubuza ama questions ...ngimnadi baby uyangithanda ....ochamile nah ....tjeeeeeeeeer!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:04

Shuga, i copied that from FB maan!

Strolicious
23 Dec 2008 15:05

i get so pissed off wen the guy says "babe u must cum 6 tyms b4 i cum" or start swearing at my parents....ohhh i wldn't mind to cum 6 tyms....LAWD ....but no swearing...

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:07

THE AVENUE coz she's the only person on that show who sounds intelligent EFFORTLESSLY.

Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - melanie intelligent??? Never again will i describe myself as an intelligent young person......clearly the word is thrown left right and center...... Tjo i can't believe this......Let me get a dictionary.....nc nc nc nc nc

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 15:08

<<<<Shuga, i copied that from FB maan!>>>> I'm sure you did....

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:10

a big turn off like umuntu ukubuza ama questions ...ngimnadi baby uyangithanda ....ochamile nah ....tjeeeeeeeeer!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Pameng i can't get to yr GB, post smthng tu.

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 15:10

i get so pissed off wen the guy says "babe u must cum 6 tyms b4 i cum" or start swearing at my parents.
What?...LOL, Yho I can imagine Toxic.

Strolicious
23 Dec 2008 15:11

ochamile nah............tli tli tli ,,,i will keep on saying no.

Lady D
23 Dec 2008 15:12

Just popping in to see gore what are you guys up to....sham you guys like to talk about sex so much.LOL

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:12

Then, i'm not getting this question:

Toxic, what kinda people are you doiing gal????

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 15:18

Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - melanie intelligent??? Never again will i describe myself as an intelligent young person......clearly the word is thrown left right and center......

LOL
mjj...kuyobe ubuyile ke nokudelela kwakho...:-)

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:18

Ok i'm in a wrong blog......Carino and Sobza have turned this into a sex blog....nc nc nc nc nc.....

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:20

LOL LadyD!!!!

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:21

Molo Luksta.....waving like a Loony...............

As has been mentioned b4 - I'm on some long gravel patch.....so this topic is Higher Grade for me.........

cleve
23 Dec 2008 15:23

Don't woryy peeps, am here just silent bloggin. Money is worrying me, I am 100% broke and it's all coz of a man. My money is gone never been so broke since I started working and that's 3 yrs ago NX!!!!!!!!!! Just too angry and dissapointed that I will be broke on Christmas!!!!!!!!!!

get so pissed off wen the guy says "babe u must cum 6 tyms b4 i cum" or start swearing at my parents. kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:25

eish this girl in the office gave me a gift wrapped box this morning for xmas. i couldn't wait to open it on xmas so i took a sneak peak and when i saw lacoste on the box, i tore the wrap off the box. then i noticed that the box was too small to be shoes and i got even more excited. Tjo, when i opened the box i discovered a book!

I like the book's author mara eish my heart was so set on a lacoste whatever ever.

belz
23 Dec 2008 15:26

Toxic: What does Thabisa say on her song, is it ubungcono bakho, ubunqobo bakho, ubucoko bakho? was gonna say off topic, but you are off topic already, im probably in topic.

Strolicious
23 Dec 2008 15:27

umdavazo all da way....

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:27

Details Cleve please............

Whoever wrote the following - must stop dating "intelligent" people

get so pissed off wen the guy says "babe u must cum 6 tyms b4 i cum" or start swearing at my parents.

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 15:27

Hey mjj, How's Kaapstad?

cleve
23 Dec 2008 15:28

Tjo!!!!!!!!!!!! MJJ **welcome back**

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:30

Toxic: What does Thabisa say on her song, is it ubungcono bakho, ubunqobo bakho, ubucoko bakho? was gonna say off topic, but you are off topic already, im probably in topic.

Belz!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for bringing this up!!!!! I've wanted to ask for so long but i keep forgetting! I don't know mina i say ubuncoko bakho cause that's what it sounds like. Any help with Xhosa? Shuga, Sobza, mjj?

There's a part that sounded like MASEBOBE until i heard that it was MASIKUVE.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:30

Whoever wrote the following - must stop dating "intelligent" people

get so pissed off wen the guy says "babe u must cum 6 tyms b4 i cum" or start swearing at my parents.

LMAO!!!!!!!

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:31

Toxic you got a Christmas gift? SInce when do blacks exchange gifts during Christmas???.......

Here's my wish for Christmas:

1. MacBook Pro
2. Home Sound System from Bose
3. Range Rover Sport
4. 5 day holiday in Paris
5. Return flight ticket to New York
6. Any Political Biography
7. 5min meeting with Tokyo or Patrice
8. HD PVR
9. A House in a Golf Estate or
10. 3 bed Townhouse in Athol - Sandton

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:32

Luksta, hello *waving*

cleve
23 Dec 2008 15:33

@ MJJ, Eish there are no juicy details Mjj, just someone who doesn't want to see money in the bank acc. I only have R70 bucks to my name and I quicly withdrew it before bank charges creep in so you can understand my brokeness. I'm going to my mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is Kaapstad?? Shoo I miss that place!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:34

MJJ, I have a Bill Clinton book i could give to you cause i can't finish reading it. U interested?

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:35

i haven't copied the CD to my iPod....so i will have to listen to it to translate.....and the CD is somewhere at my place in PTA.....

Luksta Kaapstad is boring.....just came back from Uniform shopping with my sisters.....Eish Stationary is expensive.......why couldn't my sister go to a township school mara............

Carino i can't visit you sisi because you are unemployed and you might not be able to take me out..........

cleve
23 Dec 2008 15:35

SInce when do blacks exchange gifts during Christmas???.......

tl tl tl tl tl tl!!!!!!!!

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 15:36

@ Belz,Toxic ... Ubuncoko

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 15:37

a big turn off like umuntu ukubuza ama questions ...ngimnadi baby uyangithanda ....ochamile nah ....tjeeeeeeeeer!!

HAHAHAHAHAH....LMAO....That is a stupid conversation.

Strolicious
23 Dec 2008 15:38

bye guys kau sana re ka fela....eish my zuthu....im so proud of myself...

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:38

No Toxic - i read that already.....I mean the new ones....Tony Leon, Jacob Zuma, Cyril Ramaphosa, Trever Manuels, etc etc

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 15:38

Haai Stro ...y shud u ask i mean u shud hear 4rm my mourns that im enjoyin & it does not mean if i dont cum im not enjoyin ....how can i 4get slow riders boy do i hate slow sex especially on a hot weather yuck!!

Slow sex : ufaka kancane efeshe slow u try & keep up wit the snail pace u evn 4get that u being banged u start counting izikoloto zakho u da-dream worse u cant even feel the ncanca inside its doing a channel O inside u hitting the corners!! mnx!!

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 15:40

Baai julle..... see u all tomorrow
mjj i saw uThebe koKwazis (Sunnyside). I was LOL bcos neva thought "ur father" udla eKwazis...:-)

belz
23 Dec 2008 15:41

Thanks Luksta, what does that mean, that song blesses me, but i dont want to be blessed ngento engingaz' understandy.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:42

Hayi ke, uSbuda will check your list out :)

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:42

My father is down to earth Tazzy......now tell me where is Kwazis?????

Sunnyside is happening these days......

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 15:42

Trever Manuels, etc etc
mjj ur spelling is.........shocking............!!!

Giving u a taste of ur own medicine:-) kudala udelela!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:43

mjj i saw uThebe koKwazis (Sunnyside). I was LOL bcos neva thought "ur father" udla eKwazis...:-)

hahhahhhahahaha!!!!!!!

Thanks Luksta, what does that mean,

also wanna know.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:44

mabhebheza!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 15:44

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Died And Came Back To Life Before Being Killed Again By An Evil Clown With Multicolor Hair And Pink Undies...

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 15:44

Hello Toxic, *cyber hug*

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:45

Tazzy - i love you 2........

cleve
23 Dec 2008 15:46

mjj i saw uThebe koKwazis (Sunnyside). I was LOL bcos neva thought "ur father" udla eKwazis...:-)

@ Tazzy don't even get me started ngo Thebe nezindaba zakhe. He's a real *ss.
Askies Mjj!!

Anyways guys have to love and leave you, chat tomorrow. *MWAH*

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:47

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Died And Came Back To Life Before Being Killed Again By An Evil Clown With Multicolor Hair And Pink Undies...

LMAO!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!Yho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will have to bookmark this page just to remember it!!!!!!

Sobza, i'm getting u a 6pack red bull just for this!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 15:48

LOL!! Sobza.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:48

Dr Sobza - you are a true academic......now how do you remember the alphabets?

Then again, if I can know all the numbers of my 3 Credit Cards, i can easily memorize this..

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 15:48

ROTFLMAOSHIDACBTLBBKABAECWMHAPU

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Died And Came Back To Life Before Being Killed Again By An Evil Clown With Multicolor Hair And Pink Undies...

ROFLOL...Shooo? I'll never master that one!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:49

Luksta, what is ubuncoko?

TerryN
23 Dec 2008 15:50

mhwaaa @ mjj...cheers!!!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 15:50

oh mjj, you know the xmas gift exchange thing that happens in offices? that's how blacks exchange gifts during xmas.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:50

Cleve you 2????????? Hayi mense is this a Thebe Hate Day???????? Eish let me ask my sister to play a Thebe CD......LOL

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:52

Being Killed Again By An Evil Clown With Multicolor Hair And Pink Undies...

Talking about Pink Undies did those who watched Behind the Rainbow see Zuma's pink/red g-string????? Ooops it was a brief.........

belz
23 Dec 2008 15:52

Ubuncoko: What does this mean please.

belz
23 Dec 2008 15:54

I've also noticed that i love Lusanda's song, it doesn't give me goosebumps like Thabisa's but i like it.

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 15:54

@belz, Toxic: Incoko = Conversation
But in isiXhosa that word is used in so many contexts. Others are:
1. When someone is funny
2. When someone is lying

Belz, why did I think ungumXhosa?

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:56

And when someone is talkative or when someone is like Hlomla (articulate)......

mjj
23 Dec 2008 15:58

and also why do people think I'm Xhosa? I'm a bushmen

belz
23 Dec 2008 15:58

Thanks Luksta.

Belz, why did I think ungumXhosa?>> I dont know hey, LM said the same thing yesterday, its a sign, i will get married to a Xhosa.

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 15:59

mjj : wat a clever sista u have already buying school uniform ngo december how old is she kanene?oh ur gifty list 4 xmas send it 2 Santa Claus dear im sure he wil make a plan ...hopefully he is not stuck in sum rooftop !

Cleve ur not broke izi pieces mchana my advice:u need umashonisa or indoda a rich one its december gal daddy achievile se type plus balahlile zi bonus

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:00

I've also noticed that i love Lusanda's song, it doesn't give me goosebumps like Thabisa's but i like it.

it's on the same level as Belinda's. Flat but a nice song.

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:01

So mjj, do you think in Thabisa's song it means conversation?? it must be that, God cannot be lying or funny or talkative, maybe articulate.

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:02

you know the xmas gift exchange thing that happens in offices? that's how blacks exchange gifts during xmas.
Eish, Toxic, It was my first experience of the office gift thingy. Damn, there was a draw and we bought a R100 gift for each other. Shu, ukuphangelela icompany ezilambayo ( To work for 'poor' companies)

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:02

Talking about Pink Undies did those who watched Behind the Rainbow see Zuma's pink/red g-string????? Ooops it was a brief.........

kwa kwa kwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:03

Belinda did not sing that song well, i love that song and would have done an amazing job!! i'll do a demo with just that song and send it to Lindelani.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:04

I think it means conversation but i will have to listen to the song before giving you the correct meaning........

Belz nawe man we should give you a Xhosa name i.e. NomaQhawekazi.....LOL

Brown Shuga
23 Dec 2008 16:04

OFF TOPIC: I'm never buying a house....how can I be expected to pay over R10 000 on an R800 000 townhouse??????????????????

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:06

LOL Luksta!!!! Our department wanted us to get R50 gifts and i was like where the hell am i going to find a gift for that amount. So they 'incresed the budget' to R100....so ya ndiyazazi i company ezilambayo!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:07

LOL!! mjj, thanks for the name.

Shuga bandla kutheni itantrums sisi, R10000 /mth?? where is this townhouse?

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:08

could someone listen to YFM and tell me if this song doesn't sound like that popular lvovo song pls (forgot the name)

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:08

Belz nawe man we should give you a Xhosa name i.e. NomaQhawekazi.....LOL
Or NomaBhele...

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:08

RESISTA.........

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:09

You change your mind like a gal changes clothes, and yo PMS like a bitch i know.... coz you hot and you're cold. Love this song, sorry, just had to sing it.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:09

Yes BS my sister, that's the price you need to pay.....Times are hard people.......

BS why are you buying a house sisi? Let your husband buy you a house......

Maybe i'm a traditional bushmen, but i don;t like "these independent" women buying themselves houses....Kanti what's a role of a man? Hayi man, you ladies are going to make us redundant.........

Eish let me take a bath - I've been asked to go to the "Mountain/Bush" to give wisdom to "young men".......

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:10

Belz nawe man we should give you a Xhosa name i.e. NomaQhawekazi.....LOL
Or NomaBhele

LOL!!!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:11

You change your mind like a gal changes clothes, and yo PMS like a bitch i know.... coz you hot and you're cold. Love this song, sorry, just had to sing it.

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:11

Luksta, i dont like that name, it sounds rude.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:13

Luksta ndithi kulamakrwala? Ezintwana zangoku ziphatha imela......ndiyazoyika....zithi amangqina azo yigoni or i 9mil, so ndithini kemnake kwizihelegu ezinjalo?

pantsula18
23 Dec 2008 16:13

Kelly ugrand baf2 tyt body, dnt cover up...Im lovin it M'yekeleni uThembi a'jaive bafe2 lol...

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:14

OFF TOPIC: I'm never buying a house....how can I be expected to pay over R10 000 on an R800 000 townhouse??????????????????
I know what you mean BS, Sometimes I wish I hadn't(esp. when I'm broke). I would've been fine if I was still renting. Into zokungxama..Kwek madoda!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:14

Shuga, at least petrol's going to be R6/L next year...........

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:15

Guys what do you say to a 19 year old boy who already drives a Merc????? Hayi I'm not going there......Those Children will call me iGoduka (a boy from Transkei)

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:17

Pantsula - did you ask Mshoza to loan me a Discovery 3?

LM
23 Dec 2008 16:17

You change your mind like a gal changes clothes, and yo PMS like a bitch i know.... coz you hot and you're cold. Love this song, sorry, just had to sing it.

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!

Love it too! that's the girl on your right in a pink dress! Also love her: I kissed a girl and I liked it.....

Maybe i'm a traditional bushmen, but i don;t like "these independent" women buying themselves houses....Kanti what's a role of a man? Hayi man, you ladies are going to make us redundant......... we have to MJJ. you should see the way your mates chase us ladies from their houses when a new squeeze is in the picture, ke sono!.

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 16:18

Luksta, i dont like that name, it sounds rude. - haha...its not rude, it actually rhymes with your username and think it suits you. i know ndingowehundred bt i also thought you were Xhosa. Eli gama lelesiduko...amaBhele okanye ooBhelekazi...

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 16:19

bye tazzy lekker aand vir jou

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:21

Oh okay pinkdollar, thanks for explaining, i accept it ke im now Nomaqhawekazi Nomabhele Belz. mjj: we have to buy our own house, andifuni kugxothwa endlini yindoda mna if things go wrong.!!!! i need to be in control.

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:22

mabhe: have you spoken to my future hubby yet, imqoka lendaba sana.

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:22

Belz, No it is not rude sweety. It's a clan name like Radebe(think Ringo), Zizi(think Zola). I'm still thinking of a celeb Bhele...

and NO, it does not mean breast(ibele)

LM
23 Dec 2008 16:23

Pantsula - did you ask Mshoza to loan me a Discovery 3? Is Mshoza driving a Disco 3, my Lawd I love this car. A colleague/lady friend has just bought herself this as a christmas pressie n drove it all the way to Kaapstad to *open* amaValves...i'm green

pinkdollar
23 Dec 2008 16:25

i need to be in control...yeah but if you do get married make sure you draw up a contract of some sort or something that states that what you bought before and in the marriage stays urs...names of the contracts escape me now.

imma love and leave you peeps...off to the hairdresser. need to look sharp for Xmas especially going ezilalini ngomso...Cnglema would know what i'm talkin about. i'm rockin iafro but i dont want ppl saying ndinefrats ngenxa yalamaqathalala

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:26

My final wish:

That Luke Tagg could write articles along the ones on smoke ON TVSA!!!!!!!!!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:27

LOL!!!! pink, have a safe trip lala, yho baze bavelelwa abantu bezilalini!!!!

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:27

mjj, ihlobo ezise ngalo intwana zangoku..good luck bro.
Maybe zine 3gs neelaptops kuloo ntaba, get them kuTVSA qha and your did will be done...LOL

Oh Belz, uSiyabonga Nomvete(former Chiefs/Pirates player) is a Bhele.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:29

♫ Oh ndithi ngikhulile, ngikhulile
Ooooh i just wanna my life, jus wanna live my life
Oh i just wanna be myself...♫

It's on YFM right now. South African music rocks shem!!!!!!!!!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:29

AMEN Toxic!!!!! I dont think he understands how f!! awesome his stuff is, im so hooked!!! i have even developed a strange sense that i should smoke 1 ciggy with each story.

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:30

Maybe zine 3gs neelaptops kuloo ntaba, get them kuTVSA qha and your did will be done...LOL

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

belz
23 Dec 2008 16:30

Oh, i get you Luksta, uphi na mhlekazi? you on holiday already?

LM
23 Dec 2008 16:30

mjj: we have to buy our own house, andifuni kugxothwa endlini yindoda mna if things go wrong.!!!! i need to be in control. Yep Belz, let's just say I witnessed a fashionista bng moved from an estate ntoni ntoni to elokshin ku back room, because all this time she never thought of doing things for herself...brada man told her to not worry about anything endlini, she should just concentrate on buying herself clothes and looking good....

Lady D
23 Dec 2008 16:31

Who is Thabiso????
Tazzy are you gfrom Sunnyside?i like dumpling from Kwaziz big time!!!For interest sake@Tazzy:do you drive a Tazz?kwakwakwakwakwakwa

my wishlist for 2009:stop motjakallo and bogwanti or else i will graduate into a tikiline!

mstick
23 Dec 2008 16:31

Can PRO sleep with me for one day ONLY please PRO if this lands on your desk, make my 2009 wish come true. I have such a huge crush on you!........Triple LoL.........Thata Toxi

Hi Toxi, Hi Belz and hi Mjj

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:31

♫ Oh ndithi ngikhulile, ngikhulile
Ooooh i just wanna my life, jus wanna live my life
Oh i just wanna be myself...♫

Is it me or Winnie sounds Brenda-ish on this song? Love it!

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:33

Is it me or Winnie sounds Brenda-ish on this song? Love it!

She does! Even her voice reminds me of Brenda on the interview.

mstick
23 Dec 2008 16:34

My wish for 2009 is to get a rich sticking man who is not stingy........nxxx.........myb a real COO......lol

Toxic
23 Dec 2008 16:34

hello, mstick.........

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:36

Oh, i get you Luksta, uphi na mhlekazi? you on holiday already?
No, belz, I'm still at work. I'm not going on holiday.
I recently joined this company so I was told that I'll be iskeleton staff(damn this I.T.) so I'll rest ngeChristmas and I'll be back here on the 29th.

LM
23 Dec 2008 16:38

yeah but if you do get married make sure you draw up a contract of some sort or something that states that what you bought before and in the marriage stays urs...names of the contracts escape me now.

Marriage in community of property: All assets/liabilities are pooled and shared equally, no matter whether assets were obtained before or during the marriage. Profits and losses are equally shared

Marriages out of community of property excluding the operation of the accrual system: Each spouse keeps his or her own assets and liabilities whether acquired before or during marriage and they don't share profits or losses

Marriages out of community of property with the inclusion of the accrual system: This type of marriage is governed by a prenuptial contract but it includes the sharing of growth in the spouses' assets during marriage. The growth in the assets accumulated by both spouses during the marriage must automatically be divided equally when the marriage dissolves on death or because of divorce. The value of each spouse's assets is determined at the start of the marriage. When ending the marriage either by death or divorce, the exercise is repeated and the difference in the growth of the two estates is calculated after allowing for inflation

source: women's life website

mstick
23 Dec 2008 16:39

tl tl tl tl tl tl.........i feel you Luksta i'm also a Skeleton Staff........LMAO....sisonke

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:46

Mense what are we doing on the 31st???? Luksta, Sobza, Belz, Toxic, Lady D, Harambe, BS?????? Come guys lets do something

Yes yes i'm coming back to Jozi on Sunday...........

Hi mstick?????

Guys who is Winnie? If she sounds like MaBrrrrrrrrrr i want her album....

BS can you please buy me Winnie's album.....

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:49

Mense what are we doing on the 31st???? Luksta, Sobza, Belz, Toxic, Lady D, Harambe, BS?????? Come guys lets do something

Ja, we have to do something...anything. I missed out on the get together...Not Again!

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 16:51

I hope you get da grip Belz

Nkosi Sihlangene - Lord we have met
Kuyo indlu yakho - in Your House
Yiza nawe sesingene - Please come
Ebusweni bakho - As we meet before you

Ma usilungise - Cleanse us
Thina bantu bakho - We your people
Sakubhubha, singenise ezulwini lakho - When we die, we enter into your heaven

Ubuncoko bakho - Let your pleasure
Bawo masibuve - Be felt by us
Lakutyhilwa ilizwi lakho - When your word is revealed
Nawe masikuve - Let us hear you

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:54

mstick do you also want to join the 31st gig???????

LM - I don;t know what car Mshoza drives but I like the Discovery.......its the next car i will buy

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:54

mjj, Winnie Khumalo.
She of "Intando Yakho & Dlamini ngiyak'thanda" fame. Oh Gaad, I'm old.

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 16:56

Mense what are we doing on the 31st???? Luksta, Sobza, Belz, Toxic, Lady D, Harambe, BS?????? Come guys lets do something

U know ukuthi I don't have istayela, so I am up for anything, cleavage party, bikini you name them

mjj
23 Dec 2008 16:59

Ok......will call it bikini party......BUT GUYS MUST NO WEAR BIKINI's.......

Belz and crew please get your colourful Bikini's early.........now we need a venue and the number of people

1. Mjj
2. Luksta
3. Sobza

who else?

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 16:59

Sobza, are you staying in Carletonville?

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 17:01

Ok......will call it bikini party......BUT GUYS MUST NO WEAR BIKINI's.......

Hahaha...Why not, mjj?

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 17:07

Yebo Luksta I am from Calvas.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 17:07

Luksta no bhuti guys must just wear shorts that's it.......

I think Sobza stays in Carletonville? Why are you asking?

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 17:09

I've got abakhaya eWedela(abanye emine). I go there now & again.

mjj
23 Dec 2008 17:14

its a small world.....guys i hope you are serious about the g2g......I'll convince the girls then.......Let me go & teach amakhwetha imbeko.....Ndizakuphatha intonga ezimbini nemvubu just in case.....

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 17:15

@ Luksta........Is it? Ndihlala khona eWedela

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 17:16

Yep...uyakwazi kwaStamper?

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 17:17

Let me go & teach amakhwetha imbeko

Ungantlonti abanye abantwana wena

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 17:18

Ndiyakwazi....eZkopas

mjj
23 Dec 2008 17:19

Andizukubabetha if abakotanga.....

You 2 shoudk talk on the PM......Luksta what's happening in Jozi on the 31st? Any festival/music show?

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 17:22

We do go there xa ndilapho and braai apho ngakwi taxi rank

Sobza
23 Dec 2008 17:22

Any festival/music show?

ikhona ezakube ise Newtown I believe

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 17:26

Luksta what's happening in Jozi on the 31st? Any festival/music show?
I only know the Joburg Festival in Newtown, most of the artists go to CT for the Home Coming @ Good Hope.

kick n bhoboza
23 Dec 2008 17:34

My wishes for the STARS!!!!!

1. I wish Unathi can leave the show in April and be given a graveyard slot.

2. I wish Theo's (mafikizolo) album sells.

3. I wish Generations to end.

Lastly off topic: in the spirit of Xmas can someone hook me up with the tickets to the Jazz festival in Hazelmere Dam on the 26th.

Merry Xmas to all bloggers!!!!!

Lady D
23 Dec 2008 17:36

Mjj i'm down for whatever,how about your house?????????????????????????I aint wearing no bikini with Belz,Stro and BS,they will regrett the day the ever thought they have perfect bodies.kwakwakwakwa

Luksta
23 Dec 2008 17:43

Later y'all...I'm out

Snonoza
23 Dec 2008 19:05

@Sobza....Like Swaziland's gospel groups....same beat, different lyrics.
I disagree ma luv. Swaziland ain't like SA artists...you can tell Ncandweni apart from Shongwe, or Frans, or Shiba or Gumedze, or Khayalethu...the list is endless.
The same can't be said of Rebecca, Lundi, Kholeka, Nontando, Zodwa, Deborah, Sifiso, Thembinkosi etc, etc..

Beyonce
23 Dec 2008 19:07

HALO

Beyonce
23 Dec 2008 19:09

HALO

mjj
23 Dec 2008 20:22

Beyonce - please go to waterfront or Camps Bay or Clifton........you are on holiday......i just came back from Waterfront and there were so many black people...... Oooops that sounded so racist....

mjj
23 Dec 2008 20:34

Lady D - my place is small sisi and Centurion is far for Jozi people.......... but if there's no story we can force matters.....as long as ladies are in Bikinis.......

belz
23 Dec 2008 21:24

Sobza: You are Godsent, you do not want to know the lyrics that i had made up for myself, LOL!! ndiyabulela mhlekazi.

mjj: add me on the list asseblief, i aint wearing no bikini, i will wear shorts. waze wandirhalisela mjj, i love Waterfront, there is something about that place.

pelepele
23 Dec 2008 21:58

Surely the dates and time on these threads are wrong or I'm suffering from amnesia

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 22:19

its amnesia pelepele go get checked out??

pelepele
23 Dec 2008 22:24

Oh come on Snonoza I just bought the Ncandweni CD and almost every song has the same beats, it makes me wonder what the second album will sound like. All Swaziland Gospel groups use those good old Derrick Nzimande beats everyone with a average ear for music can hear this

pantsula18
23 Dec 2008 22:25

I wish all the artists emzantsi a dope 2009 "sales and peformance" wise I wish joburg artists can realise if the beat is to slow, its kwaito and u not getting paid any time soon, myt as well search for ispan sika 9-5... I wish Mercy Pakhela, sang abt something else...(ingudu???) hawu sis wam!! 4 a cum back album??? eish bt who knws!!! stop the h8t nw baf2!!! dnt judge omunye!!! wat u dng with ur life??? >>>>>>PANTSULA18<<<<<<< MASIJAIVENI SONKE

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 22:26

Uneziqitsi( iziqoma/cheek bones) ezinkulu u Hlomla kodwa ,they look so artificial

Firstdvd
23 Dec 2008 22:31

In one day! Over 400replies shoo!~~~let me go back and read...

pelepele
23 Dec 2008 22:33

I want to see Vinolia aka V-MASH MAshego back on the screen. That lady had a lot of fire and charisma. I can't believe she has struggled so much to get back in the limelight

mabhebheza
23 Dec 2008 22:38

is she back on the limelight pelepele...?wenzani pho

mjj
24 Dec 2008 08:38

I'm tired..............but the meat is sorted for 2moro......

Morning guys...........

mjj
24 Dec 2008 08:43

Guys move to this 1 -
http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=pameng&ArticleID=10456

mjj
24 Dec 2008 11:12

Porsch - you are a reason I'm quiting TVSA........

Cande
04 Jan 2009 16:43

dont y'all have families to be with ka festive???

mjj
04 Jan 2009 19:27

TVSA is our family....

Lady D
04 Jan 2009 21:01

LOL@mjj,so how are ty you doing???

Welcome back Cande

maile
05 Jan 2009 11:14

Wish for 2009 -
-Thembi Seete to keep rocking Jika Majika
-Khanyi Mbau to get out of our faces.
-Shwashwi to keep on rocking & be more scandalous.
-Glen Lewis & Azania to keep on rocking Metro fm.
-Glen Lewis to release another hot album.
-SABC 1- PLEASE we are tired of old movies.
-I wish Theo(Mafikizolo) 's album sells, as well as Zamajobe & Thandiswa.
-Kelly Khumalo to please behave & act like a role model.
-half of YFM DJ'S to get fired.

pkpage
05 Jan 2009 16:05

Shuga, why do you want Sbu to call you?
Thomas (bad boy T) stop telling us about your family life we are tired of hearing how your maid likes Siphokazi.

is Jika Majika still on TV???

divaliciousbaby
05 Jan 2009 16:12

Ah i have no problem with jika majika..i have a HUGE porblem with ho ever continues to insist that thembie stays on that show...really nooo man...

TheLady
06 Jan 2009 09:00

I wish Oprah can accept that she cannot stick to a diet, uyagimba and stop giving us ama advise angamsebenzeli kwayena. And woman best life my freaking beautiful rounded ass-next uzobe usakhala ngama bye bye!

Ncence
06 Jan 2009 10:57

I wish we can have SUNDAY WORLD in Cape Town...

Cody
06 Jan 2009 11:43

I wish Thembi can get a rich husband like Sonia (What is Jika Majika?)

Me too , she is such a sweet person.

zo
06 Jan 2009 13:14

really, really i wish Thomas (bad boy T) stops talking abt his family. today he was telling us that his son jumped off the pool when he saw the nanny and they hugged. OMG

Brown Shuga
06 Jan 2009 18:41

tl tl tl tl @ da Tommy-child-nanny-wife tales!

belz
06 Jan 2009 19:52

LMAO!!! Yho shame, this Nanny has got such a connection with this child, for him to jump "off" the pool, just to hug nanny.

Dee
09 Jan 2009 15:36

"LOL Sobza and Carino. I was told that men who wear size 11 shoes had long ones and i lived to see this fairy tale dissolve into sheer disappointment. So, NOT TRUE.....NOT ALWAYS anyways."

YHUU HAYI TOXIC UYANDIGQIBA!!!!!!........LOL

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