SEX AND THE CITY
Kim Cattrall, born 21 August 1956
Funny, Outlandish and Interesting Quotes from Samantha Jones:
"Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get"
"F**k me badly once, shame on you. F**k me badly twice, shame on me."
"The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one wanted to f**k him, so he f*cked everyone."
"I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel"
"Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can"
"This funeral is better than fashion week! "
“I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.”
"The bad news is youre fired. The good news is now I can f**k you."
”You can't date your f**k buddy... You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?"
"Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex."
"You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week"
Samantha : This is why I've never lived with a man. This and the fact I want them out an hour after I climax.
Miranda : You let them stay a whole hour?
"Charlotte : I could see it going somewhere.
Carrie : Oh please, listen, half the time I can't even understand him. We have nothing in common, he's in and out of Europe...
Charlotte : That could be good!
Samantha : Honey, you're not listening. She only wants him to be in and out of her.
Carrie : Yes, but in a much less obvious-sounding way."
"Miranda : He was funny. And cute.
Carrie : Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha : That IS the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie : But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating."
"Charlotte : How'd you do it?
Miranda : Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.
Samantha : Oh, that's a diet I won't be trying"
"Charlotte : Carrie, you have to know where he's been so you know what you're getting.
Samantha : As long as what you get doesn't itch, I say you're fine"
"Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren't there.
Richard: I was eating.
Samantha: Eating? Eating who?"
"Miranda : Why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie : Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym. If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too.
Samantha : I've had sex at the gym.
Carrie : See? Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!"
Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod: You seem distant.
Samantha: Distant? You're still in me.
Charlotte: Sex can still be great without an orgasm.
Samantha: That is such a crock of shit
"Samantha: A guy can just as easily dump you if you f*ck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.
Miranda: When have you ever been on a tenth date?"
Samantha: Women are for friendships, and men are for f*cking.
Carrie: Honey, you have got to learn to form an opinion
"Charlotte : Is he a good kisser?
Samantha: Oh, who the f*ck cares? His d*ck is like a gherkin."
Samantha : I've lost my orgasm.
Charlotte : What do you mean, 'lost'?
Samantha : I just spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.
Carrie : It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha : I can always get there.
Charlotte : Every time you have sex?
Carrie : She's exaggerating. Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha : Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
"Charlotte: Oh my god! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.”
“Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met 'The Rabbit.'
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
Samantha : I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again. Charlotte : What happens to it?
Samantha : Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie : Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha : That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda : And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.
Charlotte : In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha : And you're looking at me while you're saying that?
Clockwise: Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte & Samantha