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Guys & Virginity

Written by ANGELIC.SMILE from the blog How embarresing? on 03 Apr 2009
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Guys well here goes : lets say a gal is 19 and her boyfriend is 22 well thy've been together for sometime and chill alot together in his room not doing much but cudling and kissing and it nver goes anywhere al the time
Untill this one day they are kissing and it heats up to the point where they get naked.....Mmmm

The guy wakes up takes a few condoms and comes back as a pro in his game, they go at it then he starts rushing things and shaking..then the gal tells him to take a deep breath and slow down.

He tries to keep his cool and he goes at it ...lol...He doesn't even take a minute and he's done..the gal starts laughing her flippin ass off not knowing anything and the guy wakes up try and start again and it just doesn't go up anymore lol...Dumsani!!!...

He confeses that it was his very "FIRST TIME"....eish now the gal feels bad for laughing at him just think the gal is already familiar with sex but the guy NOT.. 

If you were the gal wat would you do and how would you feel???



60 Comments

s.majola
03 Apr 2009 16:12

Musa Bo!!!dont tease us gals..why funuku blamer thina huh..LOL while i was readn that i was laughn......

myname
03 Apr 2009 16:17

iyaaaa nhe?????????

Zah000
03 Apr 2009 16:19

mcximmm.......

Toodecent
03 Apr 2009 16:22

Bathong??

ANGELIC.SMILE
03 Apr 2009 16:27

lmao lets just say  i had a crazy thought hawu I mean its not every day you meet a guy at 22 who is a virgin...lol

ms.tebby
03 Apr 2009 16:29

LOL ...

zolx
03 Apr 2009 16:29

ja nhee!! gudbye everyone - have a lekker weekend

Pooky
03 Apr 2009 16:30

LOL @ replies...yall are mean

ANGELIC.SMILE
03 Apr 2009 16:30

wats wrong Zahoo you still a virgin? lol why you offended

andi01
03 Apr 2009 16:32

Would kick his black arse for not tellin me he a virgin, i dont teach birds how to fly, on second thot, the thought of corrupting an innocent clean soul, excites me, LOL

ANGELIC.SMILE
03 Apr 2009 16:33

lol guys this is not funny hawu to the guys that is

s.majola
03 Apr 2009 16:36

hmmmmmmm...heatn up neh..othi ngithule dont wana offend the ppl readn

ANGELIC.SMILE
03 Apr 2009 16:37

Andi gud point hey lol..he'd be making me an unqualified teacher

Toodecent
03 Apr 2009 16:46

Andi am a virgin... so skhiphani?

Pooky
03 Apr 2009 16:49

ahahahahahaha u brave tdc.....andile will damage you LOL

andi01
03 Apr 2009 16:50

LOL @ TDC, ye right bofssssssssssssss

@Angelic .Smile- i dont care what he learns or doesnt from me, as long as I keep telling him "its gonna be alright babe", while I am dooming his future, (that devil inside of me is alive today), lol

andi01
03 Apr 2009 16:52

Mara dem virgins are cool, coz dey cant tel d diffrence wether the teacher is alright or whether she is damaged goods. Atleast with them virgins anyone is guaranteed to pass the test, but ur virgin mustn taste another kuksister until you have enough of him, adawise,

mstick
03 Apr 2009 16:58

tl tl tl t tl tl tl tl.......bye

Foxxy
03 Apr 2009 17:42

I used to sleep with guy. Everytime he would take like 1 minute the first round then at least 30 minutes break and then we could get on with it. I never understood why he needed 30 mins to recover from 1 minute. Maybe the guys here can explain...

Toodecent
03 Apr 2009 18:18

Nna am gonna be honest with you ladies about something you never been told and you never seem to get it but always complain........ depending on how horny you make me thats how am gonna perfom....and it happens with guys obviously if systems arent fully loaded they will not perfom to the fullest... I dont have to wank or get a BJ to get tuned on. I wanna lay a hand anywhere off systems load or just get horny from the smell of your skin... ride on,hop onwe go...... and I have never needed even 15 minutes to get it up I will rather say ke sharp...off we sleep. Will hop on when nature gets it up vroeg.

cnhlanhla
03 Apr 2009 18:33

@ TDC...depending on how horny you make me thats how am gonna perfom.

REALLY? WOW I DIDN'T KNOW, THANKS FOR CLARITY.

Paralyzer
03 Apr 2009 22:21

Shem, guy is gona be scarred 4 life, lol! But why wud u laugh @ guy in his face 4 being a one minute man (virgin or not), that's just mean! Write a song like missy elliot,lol

belz
03 Apr 2009 22:30

i dont know what to say.

Firstdvd
03 Apr 2009 22:56

Hawu...but you can say something belZzz

dali
06 Apr 2009 09:13

LOL

dali
06 Apr 2009 09:15

when i grow up i wanna be a virgin jsut like kelly!

TheLady
06 Apr 2009 09:20

"depending on how horny you make me thats how am gonna perfom" Oh my

Nonny
06 Apr 2009 09:25

*sigh*

dali
06 Apr 2009 09:29

nonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv u gal where have u been??????

maud
06 Apr 2009 09:53

@TDC..mmmmm. uhamba phansi , watle wayi beya taba a buti

Nonny
06 Apr 2009 09:58

nonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv u gal where have u been??????
I love u 2 gal, I'm around hey.

ms.tebby
06 Apr 2009 10:03

nonny & dali...is this genuine....? hi hi hi

faraimagic
06 Apr 2009 10:04

Ntif ntif ntif!

JadaPinkett
06 Apr 2009 10:05

Mh! Cha thnx God i've neva been in this damn, amahloni wodwa phela lawa..........umakade ebona wentombazane mara why it's alwayz about ama galz

dali
06 Apr 2009 10:06

dont let the green monster have the better of u ms T!

JadaPinkett
06 Apr 2009 10:07

Wait! Angey u mean this has happened to u ...................Oh i'm sori ..............i can imagine amahloni obe nawo .....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faraimagic
06 Apr 2009 10:12

mna i just think that  we take SEx life way toooo seriously! it shouldn't be that hard......

faraimagic
06 Apr 2009 10:16

in short! here is life after sex! LOL...its just is not seriuos business!..Has any of you watched that Tyler Perry's  The Marriage something something?....

awelani
06 Apr 2009 10:19

Eish yaa nhe!!

morning bloggers**waving**

dali
06 Apr 2009 10:25

morning awe!

faraimagic
06 Apr 2009 10:30

Im at the KKNK ABSA in Oudtshroon..well i wish you guys cud see all that is happening here!there is some old cast of 7de laan..and everyone is following them like they are some fruit cakes!LMAO......

JadaPinkett
06 Apr 2009 10:32

Sex, ucansi, Umdavazo!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yoh cha wayenza indaba u-Adam noEva

carino
06 Apr 2009 11:19

Nonny
06 Apr 2009 11:24

nonny & dali...is this genuine....? hi hi hi
Yes it it Ms Tebby.

Hey there Cariri *waving like a lunny*

LM
06 Apr 2009 11:31

Has any of you watched that Tyler Perry's The Marriage something something?....
The marriage Counsellor, Farai? yes I did, it's amazing!

pnyembe
06 Apr 2009 11:57

KeleFabulous
06 Apr 2009 12:10

you can't teach a grown ass man tricks. he shoulda learnt long ago hawu!

dali
06 Apr 2009 12:31

LOL kele mara i agree!

carino
06 Apr 2009 13:11

Hello Nonnzzz.... ***screaming like a wild animal****

Lushi
12 Apr 2009 22:43

I know what u talkin about Angey. Nna I've been there and I asked de mafacka ukuthi yimpambano yantoni le ayenzayo? Shame he was embarassed and that was the end of us.

sewaqonywa
06 May 2009 12:35

i don't know what to say coz oneday i'll be that guy its a pity nje ukuthi i'm a girl

felfel
06 May 2009 12:42


  Angelic
is this the same boyfie who's doin ur friend now, he learned tricks from you and now he tryin them on ur galfwend or he's still doin his bedroom apprenticeship with both o ya'll????

u4me
06 May 2009 13:10

ja, neh...............lol

belz
06 May 2009 13:14

LMAO!!!!

ANGELIC.SMILE
06 May 2009 13:19

lol no lmao I never had it with my ex

felfel
06 May 2009 14:17

LOL, okay Angey was just seaking clarity........

Cande
06 May 2009 14:23

LMAO

Sana Lwam
06 May 2009 14:30

haibo Angey if you never gave the teen boy then .......... hay' no let me reserve my comment and just laugh.
kwa kwa kwa

babetm
06 May 2009 15:06

eish!!!!!!!!!!!

Paralyzer
06 May 2009 15:13

How do u guys dig up such an old article, lmao


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