How do you know you are living in South Africa???
Here’s my knowledge.
You know you are living in South Africa when …
You see a man holding a sign that reads something like, “13 Wives, 3 cats, 7 hungry dogs and 35 kids – still horny, please help with loose change or
You see a sign at a house reading. ‘“Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again:” or
You read newspaper headline titled: "Return of the Merc". (Sbu and His Merc)
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You hear children’s names like demarcation and Xeno (Xenophobia).
You buy a doctors note…from a sangoma.
You are not surprised to find groceries, clothes and furniture all in the same store.
You hear that heists kings were caught while relaxing in Durban eating Romany creams. Poverty my foot!!!
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