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BOFEBE IS AYOBAAA

Written by tshepiso from the blog Lets share on 06 Jul 2010
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this e-mail is AYOOOOOOOOOBA

viva BOFEBE vivaaa

JA, the problem arises when you have lived together for a long time with your boy/girlfriend...

He/she start to be like your brother/sister.

Meaning...You end up not getting an erection...That's why we get divorces. Some people will say the solution is communicating; listening, counseling, and all the other related stuff...Hell NO!

Here is how you solve your problem:

The best thing to do ha le nyalane or staying together ke hore le febelane and in that way you won't find each other boring.

Q: Why?

1. Monna/Mosadi wa hao will always want to look good, hore a febe hantle.

He/she will always look attractive to you because he/she wants to look attractive to the other people who are bonking him/her or who want to bonk him/her...

2. You will also maintain and better the way you perform in a relationship because you have your partner and the other people you are bonking to satisfy... o a feba... if you look around most people ba febang....they have successful marriages that last forever....and the girls ba febang...are the most to get married than bo Miss Goodie Goodie..

Why?...

1. If you start ho feba hona jwale..you will master...the art of betraying...lying with a straight face...juggling many BALLS... sleeping with three people in one weekend (satisfying all of them)

Most people ba qalang ho feba ba se ba le married... they fail... because they have not mastered what have been mentioned above...

2. Ho feba will also teach you that, people can not be trusted and next time they disappoint you...you will just take it as one of those things that happen in life (this is a very valuable lesson in life...not taking life that seriously) because you find people want to kill themselves after finding out that their partner have been cheating on them.

Ho feba will also help you go ahead in your career because you know the weakest points of men/women...

IF MOTHO WA HAO A O FEBELA ...that's when you love them more and more because you know that competition is tough... even when having sex you make sure that you screw them better than the other people he/she is seeing... to know if something is good or not...you must have had a big one before that after you cross the bridge ya ho febelana.

I'm telling you; you going to have a successful marriage or Vat en Sit.

I also want all the Guys to admit that le difebe they are more fun than bo-Miss Goodie Goodie because they go all the way.

VIVA BOFEBE VIVA !!!







19 Comments

tshepiso
03 Jun 2009 12:30

Give a Shout Out To All The BITCHES In The House.

maud
03 Jun 2009 12:32

@Tshepi , so you also received this email.

Amza
03 Jun 2009 12:33

@Maud  Hahahahah. really now..

dali
03 Jun 2009 12:37

oops exposed! lol

maud
03 Jun 2009 12:40

sorry man,sleeep of the tongue, ukuthi nje i hate these chain e-mails ngiyaxolisa Tshepi

Cande
03 Jun 2009 12:40

LOL@ Maud

Pooky
03 Jun 2009 12:42

talk about coming back with a BANG....hihihihi

Dangerous woman
03 Jun 2009 12:43

I also have this email

Tynt!
03 Jun 2009 12:51


Dangerous woman
>>>ur avatar sista, yoh, it's daunting!!!!

maud
03 Jun 2009 12:54

@ Tshepi i said i am sorry , and yes i am the bitch ,but only the second one from your explanations.

at least know i will say the writer known to Maud Lol

maud
03 Jun 2009 12:57

SSS- SURVIVED , SOPHISTICATED, SUCSESSFULL , thats me, or thtas what i think iam.  or want to be

@tshepi am i forgiven?or i need to take you to Forgive and forget?

awelani
03 Jun 2009 12:57

LOL @ maud

maud
03 Jun 2009 12:58

please guys ngiyaxolisa la stop putting the salt.

Dash
03 Jun 2009 13:02

On the topic. If someone calls me a bitch or anything, I don't care about their definition of the word. I am not what they think or want me to be. I am who I am because I am what I am. Eish I have flu. Never mind.

tshepiso
03 Jun 2009 14:09

yes ofcourse Darling, I will never feel offended. THe truth is, it is a cut and paste article 
i AM A LEFETIME BITCH.

tshepiso
06 Jul 2010 15:57

New  cut and paste article.

ijhoh!

maud
06 Jul 2010 16:05

Tsepi wena what brings you to this side, old memories neh?

tshepiso
06 Jul 2010 16:12

Yes, Ofcourse babe

mstick
06 Jul 2010 16:47

tli tli tli tli....what an email


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