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Does his height really matter?

Written by Dasha from the blog Sela le Sela on 25 Jun 2009
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The one million dollar/rand question we all know - DOES SIZE COUNT?

I grew up having a picture (in my mind) of the man of my dreams, the man I will one day marry. He was masculine, dark with perfect teeth and most of all TALL.

I happened to be involved with a guy who was slightly shorter than me. I still hate to admit that this was an issue to me. I must say that I didn’t enjoy walking side by side with him because I felt he was embarrassed/intimidated. I even went to the extreme sacrifice of abandoning my precious stilettos to try and meet him half way. (The things we do for love)

We broke up due other issues (I believe) but one day he came to me asking if we could get back together and the only issue was the height. I said no because I don’t want to be in a relationship where I would miss walking with him in a mall or park.

I came across the below phrase while doing my own research on other topics but this really made me feel like it is VERY important for him to be TALL.

“It is, therefore, necessary that the man be taller than the woman. The psychological reason for this is that he must always give the impression of being his woman's superior, both mentally and especially physically. The physical reason, with which we are more concerned, is that if he is taller that his woman, he is better able to kiss her. He must be able to sweep her into his strong arms, and tower over her, and look down into her eyes, and cup her chin in his fingers and then, bend over her face and plant his eager, virile lips on her moist, slightly parted, inviting ones. All of this he must do with the vigour of an assertive male. And, all of these are impossible where the woman is the taller of the-two. For when the situation is reversed, the kiss becomes only a ludicrous banality. The physical mastery is gone, the male prerogative is gone, everything is gone but the fact that two lips are touching two other lips. Nothing can be more disappointing.”

I know there are other important factors, like character etc. If he’s not taller than you, is it all gone? Don’t you want to be swept into his strong arms and feel as if nothing on this earth will harm you? Don’t you want to stand on your toes (tsatsampela) while kissing him? And the most important one, are you willing to sacrifice your adorable stilettos because of his height? Guys do you really feel intimidated when she is taller than you? Does it really matter?



268 Comments

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 08:24

Are you taller than him? How do you feel?

extinct
25 Jun 2009 08:30

Nna ke le sdudla so and even be taller than him hai khona that will look like chicken murder and even worse it'l make me look even fatter

GML
25 Jun 2009 08:42

Girl, my man is slightly shorter than me but one cannot tel the difference. When I wear heels I am taller than him. It is really not a problem for me because when I'm not wearing heels he does become taller.

Iknow people who are married and the women are so much taller. It shouldnt be an issue. I think there is more to this than his height. Do tell us the whole story. It may be something else that you dont like about him therefore you're avoiding dealing with it by focusing on his height.

Tell us the whole story

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2009 08:42

Uh! mna I neva like to date a man who's shorter than I always make take that as an issue eb believe me i thnk it's embarrassing to date a short guy just imagine when you kissing him that kumele ugobe No!No!No I can't goba mina Dasha plz my dear LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dash
25 Jun 2009 08:43

Chicken murder>>>> kwa kwa kwa. To me if he's not taller than me atleast he should be the same height as me. It's a bit fair because I am tall. I'll rock my stilletos when I know I won't be with him or standing besides him.

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2009 08:46

Anyway the man that I love is taller en bigger than me so everytime we kiss uyangiqukula or sometimes ngiyacokama.

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2009 08:48

Girl, my man is slightly shorter than me but one cannot tel the difference. When I wear heels I am taller than him. It is really not a problem for me because when I'm not wearing heels he does become taller.

Iknow people who are married and the women are so much taller. It shouldnt be an issue. I think there is more to this than his height. Do tell us the whole story. It may be something else that you dont like about him therefore you're avoiding dealing with it by focusing on his height.

Tell us the whole story!.......................LOL !GML...........Ja! there's something missing here we need to hear gal plz tell us

Best-Achiever
25 Jun 2009 08:48

The minimum height i ca go for, is same height as me, i dont see my self with a short person ...No No No, it is a issue to me, it is same as dating a thinner that i am guy, never who is gonna carry the other person kanti ...never

Mathaz
25 Jun 2009 08:49

Mine is taller than me, i'm short so i wanted someone taller.

GML
25 Jun 2009 08:49

mina I could never tell exactly because there are days when he says to me "why are you so short today?" and there are times when I ask him that.

The one time he came to my work I introduced him to a colleague iwho is way shorter than him. She said to me, "G, your man is the cutest midget I have ever seen".

That's when I remembered that he is actually short but taller than me. I'm 1.52. He is shorter than men I have dated before....

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 08:49

@ GML  I don't think there are other issues. You see I am a very affectionate person. Holding hands, touching, kissing etc. are very important to me and all has to be perfect. He's very loving, handsome, loaded but eish, when I was with him I longed to walk freely with him.

Best-Achiever
25 Jun 2009 08:51

GML ...Dash is telling the whole story, nami i would have issues with a shorter or thiner guy that i am....well i dont think i'd even consider

GML
25 Jun 2009 08:53

Haai now that I think about it he is the same height.

Because i sometimes.. haai no- I dont know.

I think if one looks at us one would think we're the same height. When I'm wearing heels I'm taller when wearing flats he is taller.

I'm not making any sense at all today.
But I think he is like a centimeter taller

felfel
25 Jun 2009 08:54

i only dated a guy shorter than me in high school and never again. I'm not attracted to short guys and fat guys at all, problem is that when i see a guy before he even approaches me and asks my name I actually imagine him getting freaky with me and if he atleast fits that profile in my mind thats a deciding factor (and short guys & fat guys dont fit it at all)  of whether i'll give my no. or not, i'm too visual.lol

cleve
25 Jun 2009 08:56

Mina i am married to a short guy. No actually I am very tall. His Height has never been a factor to me. Actually people made me notice that he was shorter than me. I rock my heels next to him and it makes no difference to me. Girl theer are other important issues to worry about than height. Please work on your relationship and leave these petty things aside.

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 08:57

You see GML, I hated measuring him up. With me I knew the truth. HE WAS SHORTER THAN ME, 1 centimeter taller is an issue to me.  I even bought him these shoes with a bit of heel to boost him. But he never worn them even once.

Best-Achiever
25 Jun 2009 08:58

It is ok GML even if he is shorter, i mean, it doesnt bother you akere?

cleve
25 Jun 2009 09:00

I'm 1.78m

GML
25 Jun 2009 09:04

No it doesnt bother me BA- It's just weired to think that I dont know who is taller. Let me call him to find out. Will be back

Like I said we sometimes look at each other and wonder why the other is so short on the day

Ms. Jay
25 Jun 2009 09:06

well mine is slighty shorter and definately smaller built than me but I don mind - its who he is and how much he loves me the way I am that counts, I love him that way and he reciprocates so....

issue of pyshical features is overcome when you love someone unconditionally........

I am certainly not perfect so I cant expect him to be either - its dangerous to have preconceived ideas such as Dasha's about a guy, it causes you to be dissatified all the time and you miss your man that way.

Even that about him being taller and leaning down to kiss you blah ha ha...is just another lie from the devil and his granny, they want you to miss your golden man by looking out for better - which never ever happens......trust me!

zozoe
25 Jun 2009 09:06

uyangiqukula or sometimes ngiyacokama. @ JP what does this mean?

lol @ chicken murder

For me personnally if shorter i dont feel comfortable walking with him holding hands and all that sorry shem not short

Ngqesta
25 Jun 2009 09:09

LOL LOL....I am 1.76m tall and finding men my height has proven to be such a challenge. My ex was slightly shorter...and yup just like Dasha, I had to ditch the precious heels that I so adore, more so because he was also slender built so whenever we walk next to each other when am wearing heels it would look like am taking my little brother to the doctor or something like that.....the relationship ended due to other issues, thank God. My husband is an inch or so taller than I am....and I love walking next to him...and of cause kissing him while standing is only but a pleasure!!!

Ms. Jay
25 Jun 2009 09:11

well put cleve

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 09:11

@ Cleve I know that there are other important things. Even worse I have a child with him and now by baby is height challenged (I adore him to bits though).

Part Two:

After breaking up with the father of my child wa shortie, I became involved with this HUNK. He physically fitted my dream. He was all I ever wanted and more (best prices and more eish pep). I was conviced that he was the ONE until I discovered that he has a 9 month baby after we dated for eight months. That meant that when I met him his baby was 1 month old. The baby part didn't hurt much but I also discovered that he was still seeing the mother of the baby. Ok to cut a very long story short, I found him in his bedroom with his little family after he told me he was going to see his mom and I stupidly went there for a DVD that I left in his flat. The next thing, I just discovered this NOT SO NICE SUPRISE and I was shuttered. My dream was stolen away from me.

After all that we broke up and now I am so single it's not funny anymore but I don't think I'll get back with the father of my child because of this "petty" issue. I know how it feels to be held and kissed perfectly. Maybe I'm very arrogant. Must I compromise?

extinct
25 Jun 2009 09:12

As much as we have our ideal man in our heads but how many of us are with those man cause i looked at all my ex bf's no one looks like the other at the end its all bout personallity

ms.tebby
25 Jun 2009 09:12

hayi, height does matter to me. I am short already & wouldnt like a shorter guy...in your mindt try to picture our kids, tehehehee!

GML
25 Jun 2009 09:13

@Zoezoe: It means he sort of lifts her up a bit or she has to be on her tippy toes to kiss him. Am I right JP?

BA:
I found out he says he is taller that me but not very noticeable. He says depending on the shoes we're both wearing we can both be taller or shorter than the other..

Ms Jay: Well said. There is more to a relationship than height

Ngqesta
25 Jun 2009 09:13

Even that about him being taller and leaning down to kiss.....

@ Ms Jay...I beg to differ....THIS IS NOT A LIE...been there...done that....and most certainly not going back there again.

At the end of the day....it is each person to their own...you don't mind having a shorter man....other people (myself included) do....as much as I would not have based my decision on whether or not to be with a man on his height....for me it was not the most comfortable of relationships...and that I got to most realise when with my current beau who happens to be my height.

ms.tebby
25 Jun 2009 09:15

GML you are 1.52m ??? mncim! correction  I am not short anymore, maybe then I have to work onmy weight, its probably the thing that makes me look, short...( thanx I found the solution)

cleve
25 Jun 2009 09:16

After all that we broke up and now I am so single it's not funny anymore but I don't think I'll get back with the father of my child because of this "petty" issue. I know how it feels to be held and kissed perfectly. Maybe I'm very arrogant. Must I compromise?

So you are going to compromise your happiness because of height????

GML
25 Jun 2009 09:19

Maybe I'm very arrogant. Must I compromise?

What is a relationship without compromise? In every relationship people have to sacrifice certain things for sake of the relationship. If one has to sacrifice/compromise him/herself then it becomes wrong but sacrificing something such as height preference is not or shouldn't be an issue.

Height aint gonna pay no bills dear

tracy
25 Jun 2009 09:20

for me height really matters I m not tall or short but I love my man tall I ve never dated a short guy before nomatter how handsome or successfull

Ms. Jay
25 Jun 2009 09:20

Ngqesta - thats OK if your dream was fullfilled but how long did it take you? you must be attracted to your man - I agree but that should not overshadow other important issues in your relationship, there is more to life than what we tend to see with our pyhsical eye.......believe it or not.

maud
25 Jun 2009 09:21

ohh yes to me guys it matters my Partner is tall , this has been a an issue to me since i was at school, i just need to roll my eyes when looking at my man, not thin  not fat , izipetshetshe sorry , if iam trying to keep my body fit ,he also must do something, and mina i am very short i must say. i use to like them dark in complection , but i guess love is love my man in light in complection

Savanah Dry
25 Jun 2009 09:22

I am short as well 1.56m so its not hard for me to find men who are taller than me

But there are more imprortant issues in Life like the size does matter Lol...

GML
25 Jun 2009 09:23

Ms Tebby: i'm 1.52m tall and weigh 52kg and a size 32.

I dont think I have anything that is out of proportion to my height.

Wena what do you weigh and what is your height? and what size are you?

tracy
25 Jun 2009 09:28

now that maud has mentioned it I never dated a dark guy before but I m dark in complection.

Best-Achiever
25 Jun 2009 09:32

Guys ..we are differnt we must acknowledge that, what works for you might not work for me, that's what makes the our lives different and interesting.

Some people including me, have their own specification about their life partners, there are thing i can comromise and there are things i can not compromise. i look to a person from all angles available to me, Physical is number one, because that's the first thing that appears to me, as i grow to know a person i look at his mental and spiritual being .... mina im not joking, i can settle for someone same height as me ... but if you are shorter, thinner and fat ..forget it.

ms.tebby
25 Jun 2009 09:35

I am 1.56m tall, size 32 weigh 54kg...there isnt much difference btwn us GML why why do I look like im chubby?  I always feel heavy & all that espec after the op I had which gave me alil mkhabanyana

Ofcoz in a relationship there are more important things to look at than height, but nna tota it bothers me.I find myself ke tsamaya a few metres ahead of you or behind...have u seen the Basarwa walking, they are always following each other -never walk next to each other

Ms. Jay
25 Jun 2009 09:37

Savanah is it size or ability? I have never tasted another man apart from my husband and the brother is gifted with both - so that question really puzzles me when I hear it asked...and does the size change with height maybe thats Dasha's underlying problem LOL........maybe he is short both in height and "height"....enlighten me please?

Ms. Jay
25 Jun 2009 09:39

Ms. T + GML you are small! eish I wish I could devulge my dress size but I am like cleve......1.78!

maud
25 Jun 2009 09:44

@Tracy - i am also dark, but i have to admit ngiyazithandela kulaba ngathi babinyana ,but body wise mmmmmm. my mother use to say ,she is worried about her grandchildren ,saying that izizukulu zakhe zizoba ngo (tompo).

cleve
25 Jun 2009 09:44

Physical is number one, because that's the first thing that appears to me, as i grow to know a person i look at his mental and spiritual being .... mina im not joking, i can settle for someone same height as me ... but if you are shorter, thinner and fat ..forget it.

So what happens when your man starts getting fat when you are married. Or you start being fat. What happens whne all the phsical is gone??

myname
25 Jun 2009 09:49

What Cleve 1.78???? Damn girl!!! Even that 1.76 ka Ngqesta.....that means im short moss....

Yes 2 me it matters sweetheart. I luv heels so NO NO NO....

I dont do skinny boys, fat boys & short guys. The looks r not that important to me, as long im happy....By the way i luv skoborishanyana.

Good Morning though.......

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 09:49

Hey wena Ms. Jay. Don't miss interpret me okay? LOL Seriously, it is his physical height and not his machine. No he is perfect in that regard (if I remember correctly *clearing my throat*) Coming to think of it, its been long since a sista has had sum maan.

BA you make be feel better, not like an ungrateful arrogant b***.

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2009 09:56

@Zoezoe: It means he sort of lifts her up a bit or she has to be on her tippy toes to kiss him. Am I right JP......................Exactly my frnd u r a gud interpreter.

And one of my frnd once dated short guy jst because he had gud job en he was buying everything for her. en she neva had a problem of going out with  him. but ke she ddn't love him.

And guyz have u notice that dat a car can't hide the men's look ............I mean abantu besilisa look very cute if they on their car but ake aphume umuntu emotweni uzobona...........u starting to notice all the bad thng kuyena.

Ms. Jay
25 Jun 2009 09:58

hahahahahahah Dasha - get married you can have it when-ever and however...you even get tired of it hahahahahahahahahahahhahaah - point taken girl....lololololol enjoy your day bloggers am out till lunch time!

TerryN
25 Jun 2009 10:00

I am 1.76m tall and finding men my height has proven to be such a challenge. 

Eish same here Ngqesta i am 1.73m tall to be exact.
 
I had to ditch the precious heels that I so adore, more so because he was also slender built so whenever we walk next to each other when am wearing heels it would look like am taking my little brother to the doctor or something like that...

LMAO.....always in flat shoes when with him!!

cleve
25 Jun 2009 10:02

What Cleve 1.78???? Damn girl!!! 

@ Myname, I know I am quite tall so where the hell am I going to find a guy taller than me. Quite rare......... And I love heels. I actually hate it when a gril ia taller than me. My height is my pride, you don't understand.

Best-Achiever
25 Jun 2009 10:06

So what happens when your man starts getting fat when you are married. Or you start being fat. What happens whne all the phsical is gone??

Cleve like i said, that's what i look for, and can not settle for ... this is before marriage my luv and gyms are there for the reason, if it happens that the gym fail him after marriage i wont divorce him becase of that but i cant date him when he is like tha

Best-Achiever
25 Jun 2009 10:12

and can not settle for   ... Not is not supposed to be ther

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 10:14

I am tall myself 1.86m and I do both men and weemen men....the taller...the better. But I love men more

TheLady
25 Jun 2009 10:21

I've dated short and tall man...I always dream about a tall man, but in reality I don't care-I just need to chat to him for 5 minutes if he can 'turn on' my mind I'm sold I totally forget about looks and height. I love intelligent men...that's my weakness.

My short ex said he'd never date a short girl hehe...

zozoe
25 Jun 2009 10:21

lol

Dash
25 Jun 2009 10:22

GodsArt, if I want you to do me I have to be taller plus you love men more. Too much pressure..LOL

GML
25 Jun 2009 10:29

Kanti what's up with names la ekhaya? We have Dash and Dasha.

Who was here 1st? lol.

 

Ngqesta
25 Jun 2009 10:30

lol lol lol@ GodsArt....but I have always wanted to know...how does that happen....I find bi's quite interesting.....when do you realise you have a liking for both.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 10:33

It will depend Dash....I have a weakness when it comes to beauty queens(those who have beautiful faces with, lovely legs and an aquafresh smile) if you one of them then I might even forget that I ever loved men. The Connie Masilo kind of women

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 10:35

Kanti what's up with names la ekhaya? We have Dash and Dasha.

Who was here 1st? lol.

GML
I've noticed that. Maybe we are twins from different mothers. LOL.

lady gaga
25 Jun 2009 10:36

nna i've never dated a short guy, so i wnt say much abt dat. what i know is my dream guy must be taller than me, light complexion as me. the last guy i was dating (two weeks back) was dat way its a pity he moved elsewhere!!! as for now i dnt have anyone,yes im single *in this cold weather,shame* bt when i meet someone (i hope soon) he must be dat,tall,eseng mashodana, aowa!!!!!! 

Dash
25 Jun 2009 10:41

Dasha my long lost sister. Minus 1 episode for khumblekhaya. LOL

GodsArt I thought you could do better than Connie Masilo. Bring it on then.

myname
25 Jun 2009 10:41

My height is my pride, you don't understand.

I feel u...

Eish yesterday i went 2 Blue what what (the sunglasses shop, they have sale). While i was busy fitting/checking some shades, i notice there is this tall guy whose looking at me.....Yeses!!!!!!! He smiled & ask my opinion about the sunglasses he was holding. He wanted to buy shades for his daughter who is 14yrs. He said her face is similar & we have the same size. Oh Lord!!! His body & his height & the teeth & that smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(yuuu he didnt ask ama number am lol but we talked about kids). Honestly i ejoyed it Joseph (thats his name hihihihi)

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 10:41

@Ngqesta.....I started realizing I was attracted to guys about at age 17 or so). I didn't realize I was bi then, I was just really, really confused! I'd had a crush or two on guys at high school, but then sometimes I would see a girl and get that instant crush feeling. I didn't know what that was all about, and I totally felt really weird about it and didn't want to tell anyone or for people to find out. It wasn't until late tertiary  where I realized and started to (very slowly, and pretty much silently) accept that I liked guys and girls, that I was bi, etc. So it took quite a while for me.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 10:46

GodsArt I thought you could do better than Connie Masilo

Connie is beautiful....so is Shona....maybe singenza i threesome.

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 10:47

Height is important to both men and women.

I love tall women myself, but I know that I would not stand a chance in hell with them because they're looking at / for men their height and taller.

I'm 5'7" (1,8m) which is average to tall in Mzantsi, will a woman with height look at me .... Yaeh right!!!

Height is also a major issue for short men .... Lots of short men I know have a massive attitude/ Complex regarding their lack of height.

It should not matter what the person looks like, or how tall they are, but it happens to be part of the natural selection engine. My mother is way taller than my dad. His rational when we spoke about it was ...

Marrying a tall woman was the only way he could guarantee that his children would have a genetic advantage against shortness ... Fact! From my Dad's mouth, to God's Ears

So. Thanks Dad for being progressive enough to deal with your height issues and marrying Mom, who is much taller, in order for us to be Average!!!

cleve
25 Jun 2009 10:49

LOL at Myname

Katlegom
25 Jun 2009 10:50

this site is becoming sexist!

cleve
25 Jun 2009 10:51

@ Vusik, what is a tall woman for you??

TheLady
25 Jun 2009 11:02

this site is becoming sexist!
Why?are you short Katlegom?

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 11:03

@Cleve ... A Tall woman is a genetic advantage to my children (period)

I was brought up in an open environment, so we discussed all sort of issues at dinner.

one constant topic was genetics, and my parents brainwashed us into always considering the outcome before engaging the relationship

It is an extremely shallow approach to life, but my brain is wired to consider the outcome before engaging an action

so , a tall woman provides genetic advantage in height. Just like I check that anyone I wish to have a relationship has good looking parentage at least three generations

Aesthetically appealing, taller people have an advantage in life because people are more receptive to them, and what they do, or intend to do becomes easier, because everyone wishes to help them.

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 11:08

All of my children except one (the only one who takes Judo Lessons) ... are taller than me, or will be taller than me ... The fact that they are with shorter women was overridden by the fact that the genetic stock the mama came from was that of tall people.

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 11:11

this site is becoming sexist!
Why?are you short Katlegom? > > > kwa kwa kwa Uh he eh. You have killed be TL tl tl tl

No Katlegom I don't it is bathong. The topic at hand is from a woman's point of view and other guys have shared their men's point of views like abo GodsArt.

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 11:13

I don't think it is

mjj
25 Jun 2009 11:16

sorry for going offline - does anyone know what happened to VusiK's blog/article?

GML
25 Jun 2009 11:16

VusiK: Same here my mom always said nibo cabangela abantwana benu. If ushada indoda eyisilima then abantwana benu bazoba abo s'yabamba.

I have always wanted a guy to charm my brain by saying something that is not a pick up line and not so obvious. If he could do that I knew there were brain cells there, so I would explore by testing or picking his brain.

My decision of whether to date this man would come from that, despite the looks. But i had my limits in that department as well.

So I want to know the potential outcome of the relationship by checking out the man- are the babies going to be like him or not

HARAMBE24
25 Jun 2009 11:18

Where is Belz..she hates short men shem..mina i dont care, as long as the penis is not a midget...LOL

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 11:19

MJJ: The Blog was deleted after the helpful counsel had achieved its purpose. Thanks Guys!!! I appreciate you for that! But there is a new drama.!

cleve
25 Jun 2009 11:22

Write about it VusiK

mjj
25 Jun 2009 11:24

what drama? Please write another article....................TVSA is boring..............Where is Awe? I know she can start a fight

GML
25 Jun 2009 11:24

Write write write Vusi.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 11:25

What was the blog all about VusiK?

GML
25 Jun 2009 11:25

VusiK: No bombastic words please

awelani
25 Jun 2009 11:27

hi hi hi hi hi,, Mjj, um here, was trying to be a silent blogger until I saw my name,lol..  VusiK, we are listening..ke rata mgosi tl tl tl tl

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 11:28

I would have to think about it, and use less complex english this time ... Ngizwile ngami nesilungu sakithi.

It is difficult to express myself without using the precise word I fee, and I feel really complex words when upset!!!

I suppose it's why the children refer to me as "The Punisher" ... I crack up now thinking of all those massive words lecturing a child for an hour or so ... no wonder they're such well behaved and mannered children

... My youngest calls me "The Sergeant"

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 11:30

I'll write ... Sometime today, I'll put it up.

I Promise

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 11:31

GodsArt .... It was about how I was Cuckolded.

mjj
25 Jun 2009 11:32

Just write Vusi, Higher Grade or Lower Grade english doesn't matter.........and this time please mention names...........it adds spice to teh story..........lol

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 11:34

Where is Belz..she hates short men shem..mina i dont care, as long as the penis is not a midget...LOL

That's what I like about you Harambe....the I don't care attitude....you can take it

felfel
25 Jun 2009 11:35

All of my children except one (the only one who takes Judo Lessons) ... are taller than me, or will be taller than me ... The fact that they are with shorter women was overridden by the fact that the genetic stock the mama came from was that of tall people.

VusiK
ur kids got women already, how old are they kanti, u 42 mos andithi?

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 11:36

mjj While waiting for Vusik's highly anticipated topic can we please get back to the topic at hand? What do you feel about the height issue. Is it an issue to you mjj?

Vesa
25 Jun 2009 11:36

Just write Vusi, Higher Grade or Lower Grade english doesn't matter.........and this time please mention names...........it adds spice to teh story..........lol

ROFL!!!

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 11:37

GodsArt .... It was about how I was Cuckolded.

I remember now....I could not even read it. The English was just too much 4 me.

HARAMBE24
25 Jun 2009 11:37

GodsArt...i do care love..when the penis is a midget...i do care, i have said this before and i will say it again: the only thing that can be fashionably small is a cellphone, not a penis....a totolozi must have confidence and pride....

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 11:40

What do you feel about the height issue. Is it an issue to you mjj?

I also want to know sis'Mjj

mjj
25 Jun 2009 11:41

Dasha - sorry for going offline on your article sisi.............your topic is not applicable to me, hence i'm waiting for Vusi's article............i hope you don't mind................

Vesa
25 Jun 2009 11:42

I also want to know sis'Mjj......lol

Firstdvd
25 Jun 2009 11:42

lol @ proud and confidence

Firstdvd
25 Jun 2009 11:43

lol @ pride and confidence

awelani
25 Jun 2009 11:43

mjj is a GUY!!!

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 11:43

OUCH mjj. Apology accepted

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 11:45

i will be honest 2 u ladies ....I dont even look at a chick who is taller than me....and im a f*&(ken midget so I only do mini coopers who are willing to do the same height....i do shag if she thinks im cute but nt dating....

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 11:45

I get you Harambe(are you still 24?)

My elder brother is short.....very handsome if I may say so myself.....and very gifted down there and he's dated tall women and they just love him.

zolx
25 Jun 2009 11:45

sis'Mjj - LOL

curious bout mjj's reply to this

zolx
25 Jun 2009 11:48

My elder brother is short.....very handsome if I may say so myself.....and very gifted down there and he's dated tall women and they just love him. - brothers show each other their pangas too

babetm
25 Jun 2009 11:48

good morning good people.

height to me is not the issue, same height is okay but  not shorter than me.my man is taller than me so i have nothing to worry about. 
"as long as you love me and i'll be all right"   *singing*

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 11:50

mjj is a GUY!!!

Oops...ngiyaxolisa Mjj darling....kanti there a snake between your legs....yummy.

mjj
25 Jun 2009 11:51

zolx - uvelaphi wena?

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 11:55

brothers show each other their pangas too

Duh....we used to share a room when we were growing up sweetheart. I would notice da crouch

felfel
25 Jun 2009 11:55

I get you Harambe(are you still 24?)
My elder brother is short.....very handsome if I may say so myself.....and very gifted down there.........

GodsArt
i actualy thought ur pimping ur elder brother to Harame with that statement,lol

maud
25 Jun 2009 11:57

@GodsArt-and very gifted down there, how do you know , it can be big and do nothing, i believe only those tall woman he dated can confirm the gifted part.

kodwa yona ifanele i bambeke bethunana

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 11:59

But being a midget helps ....u get 2 shag all those 17 & 18 year olds that think u r the same age as them coz u have the same stature!!!....lol

HARAMBE24
25 Jun 2009 11:59

LOL....My elder brother is short.....very handsome if I may say so myself.....and very gifted down there and he's dated tall women and they just love him. ....HAIBO, incest mo..LOL

zolx
25 Jun 2009 11:59

zolx - uvelaphi wena? - ndikhona mfana, just dont reply much here.

Duh....we used to share a room when we were growing up sweetheart. I would notice da crouch - OKay - but ja as maud says - hope he can use it, would be a waste if he couldnt!

HARAMBE24
25 Jun 2009 12:00

YES...I am 24 till the day i die

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 12:02

No I am not felfel.....my brother is straight.

@maud....wait until  uzokuzizwela ke maud....I can hook you up just for i taste....the decision is yours.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 12:05

Harambe.....I would never do my brother....but I would do you anytime anywhere anyhow

maud
25 Jun 2009 12:07

thanks but no thanks i am covered on that department , especialy because short man are totally a turn off to me. i like them huge , he must be able to carry me love.

i have been around dear , some off them they just big like i mug ye tiye , i fike ipake nje izithulele.

HARAMBE24
25 Jun 2009 12:08

LOL....GodsArt....stop it..motho wa ka will skin you for lunch struu.....these days k e jola di gangster ba downlow....tjo Garankuwa ya dibusa papa.....and they are not midgets down there...LOL


maud
25 Jun 2009 12:10

@GodsArt- i wouldnt mind trying you , and i promise you you will never look at another man in your entire life,  proof , its lab tested.

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 12:12

@maud....what is really stimulating about being carried around ...r u gals sum sort of a bag of potatoes.....coz there is chick who is exactly the same height as me and I wanted her badly but went to date another bulky guy and later admitted that she had feelings for me but coz i wont be able to carry her around ...she decided not to show that 2 me

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 12:14

Hayi ke usuzophoswa yizinto ezimnandi umane uqhosha maud

Haaaa haaa haaa Harambe....okay ke, but just shout when it's dry season

awelani
25 Jun 2009 12:15

r u gals sum sort of a bag of potatoes.....LOL

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 12:16

PM me......maud...I never turn down a good offer sweetheart

HARAMBE24
25 Jun 2009 12:17

GodsArt.....its winter..i have stocked for the season..we can just ahve one joy ride fela...here on TVSA ...a live sex blog, me thinsk ..KWAKWAKWAKWA

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2009 12:18

Kuthiwa short guys have short pennis so what can u do with umuntu uzokukitaza nje kuphela I thnk dat's y uDasha angiyizwisi kahle eyendoda emfushane

Zah000
25 Jun 2009 12:21

Kuthiwa short guys have short pennis <<< @ JP that's not true

maud
25 Jun 2009 12:23

Sbu001- i dont know hey, if you kiss me i want you to be able to lift me up, i must be able to jump and climb on top of you,so you can  imagine if you are short and thin you wont survive.

but make sure akabethi , because if uyabetha sana,u zakubulawa.
 

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 12:23

Kuthiwa short guys have short pennis so what can u do with umuntu uzokukitaza nje kuphela I thnk dat's y uDasha angiyizwisi kahle eyendoda emfushane 

Not all of them JP........it's fat guys who have short and average penis

Good idea Harambe....lol....who else can join us. Are there any real guys on tvsa?

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2009 12:27

GodsArt.....its winter..i have stocked for the season..we can just ahve one joy ride fela...here on TVSA ...a live sex blog, me ......Jst try it my brother

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 12:31

maud & GodsArt, please let me know when you start with your porn so I can put an age restriction on the blog. LOL JP are you joining them too?

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 12:32

To all the short ladies

Its pains me to think even you gals which we think we have a chance with are going for tall guys.

We do not have a chance with tall ladies,but you guys have a chance with both tall and short guys.Our resources are limited when it comes to ladies.

Without u ladies we might just have to join same sex community of which to some of us its not an option. 

It is not true that we have short penises and we might better in bed that the bulky guys.

I know sum of you are thinking about children,you cannot control that they might be taller you  even though you are both short.

So please give short guys a chance.

HARAMBE24
25 Jun 2009 12:35

Sbu001..wa mpolaya shem...LOL.....kwakwakwa

Ngqesta
25 Jun 2009 12:39

Shall we get a room for GodsArt and Harambs?

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 12:42

sbu001 I can see how tough it is for you guys. Shame maan, ka nnete it's unfair. Mara I think the short ladies are not that fussy with the height issue. Please try them.

It is not true that we have short penises and we might better in bed that the bulky guys. I agree with you 100%. But I've noticed that guys with a big shoe size tend to have big ones. That's how I pick them. I look at your face and if my neck is hurting because of the pressure of looking up 70 points, I then look down at your shoe size and if it looks like a size 6 I run.

TerryN
25 Jun 2009 12:42

Kuthiwa short guys have short pennis <<< @ JP that's not true

Thats not true...they actually gifted in that "department"! 
U will go wild...trust me!!

awelani
25 Jun 2009 12:43

LMAO @ Sbuda,, tl tl tl tl,,shem zikhulumele wena buti wami.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 12:44

Harambe and I are sorted Ngqesta

maud
25 Jun 2009 12:45

@Dasha- dont worry babes , i am also under age, this is as far as i can go.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 12:47

Sbu001....Mini Coopers should hook nabo Mr Min.....otherwise yi heartbreak yodwa ukushiywa ngusistas omthandayo because u stunted.

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 12:48

tall ladies are rude kodwa to short guys.....i know for a fact ....this chick once said.Just after I arrive ...."yho short guys are a turn off "....

maud
25 Jun 2009 12:51

@JP- i dont think so because i think you can also find indoda ende nje i shaya ngepensele eloliwe ,izokwenzani ,ngaphandle kokuthi ikugwaze.
so its a win or loose battle, you just have to take your chances, 
but i think uma emfushane and enezibunu thats when there is a problem.

ohh Dasha is it too much info

Zah000
25 Jun 2009 12:52

Mina i like short guys *not too short kodwa* coz nami i'm also short.

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 12:53

godsart....dats what we have to go through.....

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 12:55

Reply from: Zah000 6/25/2009 6:52:02 PM

Mina i like short guys *not too short kodwa* coz nami i'm also short

sbu001 & Zah000 match made in h... LOL

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 12:55

Zah000....hw tall r u gal.....Im already thinking about Gugu no Andile......lol

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 12:58

@felfel ... My eldest children are 23, (man) 22 (woman), 21 (man), 20 (man) 10 (male) 7 (female) 6 (male and short), 5 (female) and the adopted are 16 (female) 14 (male) 7 (female)

tshepiso
25 Jun 2009 12:58

Sigh!!!!!!!

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 13:00

23 and 22 are also inherited through marriage

Zah000
25 Jun 2009 13:00

@ sbu<<< not sure about the metres kodwa i'm not a midget

awelani
25 Jun 2009 13:02

VusiK,,ur 42 and have 7 kids???? Hayi Baba,

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 13:03

VusiK.....hayi uyachama baba....ingane eziningi kangaka. Wena no JZ niyayilahlela induku. 

♫Ulimene mene ulimene Judasi♫

maud
25 Jun 2009 13:03

itsho VusiK

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 13:03

VusiK, so many children. You have huge responsibility neh? And you'll hear people complaining about just 1 kid..

maud
25 Jun 2009 13:04

nendukwana iyamenza umtwana

GML
25 Jun 2009 13:05

Haai, Wena Vusi. So many kids.

What do you mean by inherited through marriage?

No wonder you girl is cheating, you have kids the same age as her. You are like a father to her

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 13:06

I Love children. It's not a bother at all. I can afford (in time attention, education, a roof over their heads, necessities, etc.Love) to give them the best they need. Children are not a bother at all here!

maud
25 Jun 2009 13:07

i wonder why? i dont believe you Vusi, i really wonder why?

Pooky
25 Jun 2009 13:09

this silent blogging thing is so hard:

GodsArt you so wana chow harambe neh? maara didnt you say before that he's too much of a tikilane for you??

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 13:11

I smell beef.

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 13:11

I've been married 3 times, look at the gaps, you'll see three marriages.

TerryN
25 Jun 2009 13:12

VusiK,,ur 42 and have 7 kids???? Hayi Baba,

LMAO Awelani

VusiK...if u dont mind me asking...r u married?

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 13:13

I heard size counts, but I have not been dumped for being average.

TerryN
25 Jun 2009 13:13

ok...i got my answer VusiK

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 13:15

@Terry ... Presently .. No I am not married

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 13:17

GodsArt you so wana chow harambe neh? maara didnt you say before that he's too much of a tikilane for you??

He is not a tikiline.....he is a darling....ke mobatla high and low

felfel
25 Jun 2009 13:18

VusiK is one of a kind, u very special Vusi.

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 13:20

Felfel is being sweet and symathetic to me ... how sweet!

VusiK
25 Jun 2009 13:22

Must run to Pta. Have an uncle to bury ... see you guys late tonight

Pooky
25 Jun 2009 13:24

I've been married 3 times, look at the gaps, you'll see three marriages.

he he he yah neh...at 42 neh


heard size counts, but I have not been dumped for being average.

ya but you've been married 3 times and your current girlfriend is cheating on you with her "best male friend" .....are you sure its not coz you average? 

ukuphi uCody madoda

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 13:29

Hhe ehh Pooky, Please don't be so harsh. The guy is going through a lot hle.

Zah000
25 Jun 2009 13:29

ya but you've been married 3 times and your current girlfriend is cheating on you with her "best male friend" .....are you sure its not coz you average? <<<< or maybe becoz uhlaselwa ushukela?? lol

Strolicious
25 Jun 2009 13:31

nendukwana iyamenza umtwana.....lol

zaa
25 Jun 2009 13:42

I never had a problem with short guys until i got intimate with one. He is intelligent, smart, loaded, a Doctor (Academic). Let's just say his totolozi was just like his height, way too short (looking at it was like looking at my thumb) and the worst part was it was uncircumcised. 

I don't know where to run caz the guy is under the impression that he did it for me. I have been giving him lame excuses just to avoid being intimate with him. He has no idea how i feel and don't how to break the news to him, it will crush his ego...*loud sigh* One thing for sure, i won't go thru that trauma again....never



TheLady
25 Jun 2009 14:16

"VusiK.....hayi uyachama baba....ingane eziningi kangaka. Wena no JZ niyayilahlela induku."

hehehehe..yhoooooooo...

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 14:28

zaa...try me im also short .....u will treat short guys differently....ndingakwenza ungaze uphinde undilibale!!!

Strolicious
25 Jun 2009 14:34

eish Zaa i knw xcatly wht u going thru...

maud
25 Jun 2009 14:34

@Zaa- tell him , that you did not feel anything and explaine that maybe you need time to sort things out, mina i dont bit around the bushes before you even go out with me i mention it from the start ukuthi i hope unayo and uyakwazi ukwenza , you will see if he has some doubts, then you will know  ukuthi indaba i laaaaa.or uyidlaladlalise before you even go out with him. yanganyakazi run, you dont want a man who will start by drinking red bull before visiting the holy place. @Dasha am i still keeping it clean for the kids my dear?

mos guys also tells us if sixapha amagagasi njengolwandla so.

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 14:45

you dont want a man who will start by drinking red bull before visiting the holy place......LOL...KWA KWA

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 14:51

@ maud  I guess you are. The parents haven't complaint yet.

babetm
25 Jun 2009 14:52

@ZAA-the worst part was it was uncircumcised. shoo! i wonder how it looks like. im shocked ,a doctor to be and not circumcised.

mathata
25 Jun 2009 14:55

lord has mercy!!

taste n pass..he was short,.Girl that dude can F**.

you ask yourself that his short n little LBs,what the F* did he got this?

n d other one his tall n slim,you die to take him down,hm......Jesus ...Sir are you using a pencil or what,tjo tjo tjo,now Masai gone bad.

Girls before you judge try it,but some of tall guys they have pencil penis,now bee done the job.
n the more they get old ....it get inside .

But find me a vhenda boy....tall or short,you cant go wrong with  that one.some short guy they know how to use it.

TheLady
25 Jun 2009 15:00

hihihi mathata and boys from Venda...which reminds me-awe do you have cousins or cousins-in-law you can hook me up with? I need me a Venda guy.

awelani
25 Jun 2009 15:03

CTUF Mathata.. hi hi hi hi

lol TL, how old are u?? maybe I can hook u up with my nephew..check him on my FB album, well its two of them, u can pick which one u want..tl tl tlt l tl

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 15:03

Enough about our penis now....let's talk about your.... disgusting, beautiful, scarry sometimes, sometimes wide...vijay jays.

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:06

venda boy, ohh well i will have to agree with you on this one, most of the Venda boy,s knows how to use it, but i dont think its a big issue as long as there car is there , you will just have to drive it yourself if the owner does not have the licence .
uzoze afunde naye ukuqhuba one day, kodwa be carefull sewumufundisile ese delelela manje.
 

awelani
25 Jun 2009 15:08

hahahahaha Maud, what r trying to say?? That Venda guys dont know how to use their tools??

TheLady
25 Jun 2009 15:11

I'm 26 awe...any uncles?

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:11

@GodsArt- are you talking about our one size fits all? dont worry it accomodates every situation, the have and the have not. short or tall , ugly or handsome  you name it. thanks god i am a woman, i dont have to worry about the size.

if you think i have a big .......it can also mean that your t....... is too small.

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:12

Enough about our penis now....let's talk about your.... disgusting, beautiful, scarry sometimes, sometimes wide...vijay jays.

Khulumani ke, lets talk!

Eyakho injani?Is is Deep or Shallow? LOL..

awelani
25 Jun 2009 15:15

uncles are OLD  TL,, maybe kazins/frends/Ex's,lol

SuddenCute
25 Jun 2009 15:17

Eyakho injani?Is is Deep or Shallow?

LMAO myname what a question...

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 15:18

if you think i have a big .......it can also mean that your t....... is too small.

If its big that means its been galavanting for a long time.....you have seen it all gal. Its not a matter of mine being small

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:18

sorry Dash to do this to you, Somebody just send me an e-mail about Jabulile the presenter for Seskhona, is it real that she has pass on? i wanted to post the pictures but i cant.

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 15:20

Vjay is very ugly...there are those with a clit that looks as if it can fall anytime ....lol

Best-Achiever
25 Jun 2009 15:20

sorry Dash to do this to you, Somebody just send me an e-mail about Jabulile the presenter for Seskhona, is it real that she has pass on? i wanted to post the pictures but i cant.

i hope itis not true

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 15:21

Eyakho injani?Is is Deep or Shallow? LOL

Ngiyifuna iphelele ngaphakathi....angifuni kungene i half

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:22

aa awelani- i did not say that, i said most of them know how to use it, but  even if you dont know how to use it as long as its there ,i will be the teacher,hawu wafuna ukungifaka enkingeni Mzala

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:23

Vjay is very ugly...there are those with a clit that looks as if it can fall anytime ....lol 
Common (as in come on) Sbu but uyidla injalo.....Kanti yeyona IMMANDI, u missing bro

mathata
25 Jun 2009 15:23

@maud,im with you with that one...some,but you need to do the job too.

flour n butter makes a cakes not flour  makes a cake.

ke nyaka nyatsi,not ya lechodi nee.aslong has venda blood.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 15:25

there are those with a clit that looks as if it can fall anytime ....lol

and you get to see ezinama different colours.....ezinye zi dark, ezinye ingathi yi octopus...weird stuff

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:25

Go deeper GodsArt.........Wet or Dry? LOL

TheLady
25 Jun 2009 15:26

I'm talking about 34 to 39 awe

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:27

and you get to see ezinama different colours.....ezinye zi dark, ezinye ingathi yi octopus...weird stuff

Maar still zidliwa zinjalo

zozoe
25 Jun 2009 15:27

yho uncircunsized i can just imagine

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:31

@GodArt- Eyakho injani?Is is Deep or Shallow? - who are you asking , direct your question .

there are those with a clit that looks as if it can fall anytime ....lol - usuke uyibhekelani wena, you just need to do your job , ayi kho kwi contest.

lady gaga
25 Jun 2009 15:32

@ maud

Somebody just send me an e-mail about Jabulile the presenter for Seskhona, is it real that she has pass on? i wanted to post the pictures but i cant.

what exactly are you trying to say here, mzala. please dnt leave us hanging please tell more.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 15:34

Maar still zidliwa zinjalo

You rite.....Maar I can never go down and perform oral sex....but I can do i BJ even if da totolozi has some weird shape. Imnandi itotolozi

awelani
25 Jun 2009 15:34

Ohhkay Maud, besengithi ngi bize u Hariri to sort u out,lol

TL..whre am I gonna get those old mutuals??, Ask Hariri to hook u up with his brada/s.

mathata
25 Jun 2009 15:35

if you are like that you are more lekker.that clit is like whip crean on chocolate cake

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 15:36

You guys are just plain BAD. LOL  Tjo maud u can really be naughty nhe.

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:37

OH LORD Maud people r looking at me

Azange ndaphela kangaka.....Im shinified!

lady gaga
25 Jun 2009 15:38

yho guys, niwrongo.  why talk about this thing while thina abanye singajoli mara.

im even thinking of prostituting myself tonite.phela indlala ibanga ulaka!!!!!

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 15:39

soze siziyeke kodwa....mazize noba zinjani ndongqandwa zimpethu....!

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:39

there are those with a clit that looks as if it can fall anytime ....lol - usuke uyibhekelani wena, you just need to do your job , ayi kho kwi contest. 

Yuuu Maud uwrongo sana, i cant stop laughing......

awelani
25 Jun 2009 15:39

LOL

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 15:41

lady gaga I know I'm starving but prostituting myself. I'm too precious. LOL Well I have a little or maybe big... very big toy that's keeping me busy and I KNOW it's mine and mine alone. I'm very selfish, I don't share.

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:41

@lady gaga - you know my friend that i have these people abo bill ladin , who tells me things first hand stories , scandan,s but sometimes its just a rumor and me unfortunately i have to hear it first, so eyanamhlanje ithi Ujabulile we Seskhona usesishiyile angazi noma bayadlala or ba serious.

let me go and do my investidations. she even send me her pictures but mna i cant add some pictures here  ngi disable kulo department.

mathata
25 Jun 2009 15:44

tjo tjo tjo,diaka fela petoro a boletse.

lady gaga
25 Jun 2009 15:47

@Dasha

but dat thing dsn't touch you,kiss you, you know what im saying mos!

I wanna scream the persons name and look him in the eye and squeeze his bums. stop,stop,stop i cant handle this no more. ngifuna ukudliwa ntanga manje!!!

but i guess we are not the same hey, you enjoy dat toy my skaat.........

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:47

I'm very selfish, I don't share. Dasha share is caring yhini ngawe!!

Baninzi abantu aba single moss apha....maybe we should open our dating site ...........We will call it "ONLY SINGLES" (just joking)

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:48

if it was on the contest love ngabe siyifaka ne bonding so , it matter s not.
@Dasha- i am a pure Xhosa even though i can speak xhosa fluently ise gazini, ayilinywa ensimini yase Cuwa. ayifunyanwa nase butcher. trust me  , i dont have headaches excuses at night mina, and i dont get angry and sleep in the guest room.

JadaPinkett
25 Jun 2009 15:48


@felfel ... My eldest children are 23, (man) 22 (woman), 21 (man), 20 (man) 10 (male) 7 (female) 6 (male and short), 5 (female) and the adopted are 16 (female) 14 (male) 7 (female ........................tjo! Vusi it will be lucky if kungawona amachoice assorted lawa phela i know boyz bahamba bechelela nje.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 15:51

JP.....load shedding ikubambile my love

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:53

toy yaa ,y ou should have it for desperate measures but , ukuphefumulelwa sana does the treak, and the different i toy ayi phefumuli, eishhh sorry Dash , i am carried away i hope this ugly man of mine cames early today,

awelani
25 Jun 2009 15:55

Myname,. gimme ur email add, just received a very funny email, almost the same 1 as the one ka mdledle, LMAO

myname
25 Jun 2009 15:56

Happy Birthday to Miss B oka Bonang (I wonder uphi uDali)

Askis JP,

Dasha
25 Jun 2009 15:57

JP.....load shedding ikubambile my love kwa kwa kwa o wrongo wena GodsArt. JP was down at work. I can imagine that she had to read all the replies from her last one and she still @ malome Vusi's kraal.

lady gaga it's not I have a choice except for the toy. It's keeping me busy until I find that lucky bustard!

awelani
25 Jun 2009 15:58

Myname, Dali is on a bus to Pretoria from Giyani

maud
25 Jun 2009 15:59

@awelani give me yours also , i will surprise you. i know you were talking to My name ungasuke ungiphoxe phela wena angikutrusti

TheLady
25 Jun 2009 16:00

If it's not the 'exercise p*pi* one please send awe

awelani
25 Jun 2009 16:01

@ Maud: awelanin@gmail.com

myname
25 Jun 2009 16:02

Check your gb Awisto. 

Is she here for Bonang's B'day party? or we will c her koLIVE 2morrow, holding ikhekhe likaMiss B? Ngoopeto kaloku these 2

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 16:05

my name ...i like vjay ugly or not ....sumtyms i stay indoors the whole wknd naked with ma gal ....where we just go out 2 buy food(and we dont even wear anything underneath when we going 2 da shops).....so i get to look at it from different angles.....

awelani
25 Jun 2009 16:06

TL, MYname..check ur emails,lol

LOL @ Sbuda

zolx
25 Jun 2009 16:07

isingcolo siyathandwa ekhapha, tsiiii!!!

awelani
25 Jun 2009 16:07

Is she here for Bonang's B'day party? or we will c her koLIVE 2morrow, holding ikhekhe likaMiss B? Ngoopeto kaloku these 2....LMAO

lady gaga
25 Jun 2009 16:08

@awelani

how can you leave me out,mngane.

lenna i wanna see.u have my e-mail address mos ne or for safety reasons m.allicia@yahoo.com

Cande
25 Jun 2009 16:10

he bathong, what did you guys talk about soo much here? Im too lazy to read replies

Pooky
25 Jun 2009 16:10

myname uyandifinisha....the image of her holding the cake is killing me LMAO

myname
25 Jun 2009 16:11

LOL Sbu

Nam i like it when its black, medium with those veins, nkosi yam!!!! 

We can stop Sbu b4 undikhumbuze umfi......


isingcolo siyathandwa ekhapha, tsiiii!!! Zolx mna im still an angel, just heard these things from my freinds in TVSA

OK Awelani.....

awelani
25 Jun 2009 16:12

sorry Pokerface, check ur emails,,

lol Cande, u will have to read the whole article, a lot of things were talked about here.

GodsArt
25 Jun 2009 16:13

where we just go out 2 buy food(and we dont even wear anything underneath when we going 2 da shops

Accidents do happen......lets say your chick is wearing a short skirt and out of nowhere kuvele umoya ozonyusa lesa skirt. Or else you slip and then your jeans rip between ama thighs and your small totolozi is out there for everyone to see.

Pooky
25 Jun 2009 16:14

cande you should know by know that if ama replies afikelela ku 200, then ayikho enye into ngaphandle kwe sex , p*p*z or di kuku........

awelani
25 Jun 2009 16:14

@GA..hi hi hi hi

Cody
25 Jun 2009 16:15

Bathong???? Hi Pookzet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awelani
25 Jun 2009 16:16

LAdies, did u get it???

awelani
25 Jun 2009 16:17

LOL Pooky

myname
25 Jun 2009 16:17

so true Pokzin............iyathandwa into aph'ekhapha.

Yhooo GodsA, that would be the moemish of the YEARS!

Awelani andikatholi nicks doll.

Pooky
25 Jun 2009 16:18

Or else you slip and then your jeans rip between ama thighs and your small totolozi is out there for everyone to see.
 
LMAO...uyaloqa ngalomlonyana wakho ahahahahah

Mathaz
25 Jun 2009 16:19

Indeed people are sexual beings, guys i'm sure most of you are so horny right now.

Pooky
25 Jun 2009 16:21

Cody waar was jy my friend....bengicabanga ngawe kuleya article/soapie/dgramma yaka bra VusiK

zolx
25 Jun 2009 16:21

LAdies, did u get it??? - and why are the other ladies like mwwaaa excluded. I'm sending your my email addy now

lady gaga
25 Jun 2009 16:27

awelani it wnt open bt will try it tomorrow. have to go now. niyazi ngiyazihluphekela mina. im only rich at work. bye bazongikhiyela!!!

maud
25 Jun 2009 16:28

@Mathaz - not realy -  we just talk about it unless others are also thinking about it at the same time.

myname
25 Jun 2009 16:30

Nothing Awisto, i keep on checking, sepe ngwaneso (i hope im not insulting)

sbu001
25 Jun 2009 16:32

GodsArt....im not ashamed of it ....in any case even if you see it uzoyibawela uncame....unless uyiMiniCooper 2008 model but not nje iCooper S....then we are can talk business 

myname
25 Jun 2009 16:35

Some1 once said, "Sex is like Air, not really important until u'r NOT getting any"!

maud
25 Jun 2009 16:35

bye everyone , have a nice evening

Pooky
25 Jun 2009 16:36

ahahahahahah shem myname maan

TheLady
25 Jun 2009 16:43

No attachment on mine awe

myname
25 Jun 2009 16:45

Eish Pooky,

Guys nam ndizovalelisa.

Abatholayo today, plz dedicate the 1st round to us, The Singles.

Bye guys.....

I will check that email 2morrow Awisto

ngest911
25 Jun 2009 16:53

Hey guys, i've been silent blogging & today's topic just got me out of my closet. Talking about Midgets, @ Sbu001, what shoe size do you wear? I've got a friend who is a Midget & he is struggling to get nice formal shoes in a kiddies size. Maybe you bloggers can all help?

Lela
25 Jun 2009 20:19

My man is slightly taller than me and a bit built and I like it that way I can never get myself to date a man that is shorter than me or slimmer. Ke ngoku mna I'm getting sdudla and the more sdudla I get the more I feed him cz I don't wanna be sdudla than him ngeke no,I better cook everyday.

FLYINGBIRD
25 Jun 2009 20:44

Hey guys mine av dated both tall & short guys. To me it is different . u know a tall guy will cushion u on hs chest as he is muscular. he's got strong arms & when in those arms u'll feel lyk nothing will ever hurt u. In short guys u don't feel the comfort. Tall guys are the best.

Daughter of Zion
03 Aug 2009 13:09

Daughter of Zion
03 Aug 2009 13:21

yES hIS HEIGHT it daz reli matter coz its gna luk as if ur dating a guy whu is younger dan u"suga mom' if he's shorter dan u

maud
03 Aug 2009 13:28

true Daughter of Zion- i like them tall

Chix
03 Aug 2009 14:07

Interesting article DASHA....anyway I have never dated a shorter guy....I don't know how it would feel but I think shorter guys have a tendency of looking younger....

Besides all that mna personally I enjoy to have my arms around my man's neck and somewhat hang...his height makes me feel secure....like I am covered all around me...his body should be slightly bigger than mine....imagine if your man is thinner and you are busy with **** you are on top....yhooo it would feel like you are killing him!!!


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