So here I am minding my own business watching TV on a thursday night. I go through my guide and realise there is my "favorate" programme @ 22h00..... RELATE....
What do I do, I open a bottle of wine and wait for this spectacle because it just doesnt dissapoint, I dunno whether they are affiliated with the Daily Sun, but I suspect they are because they have the most BIZZARE stories.
Mam-Angie opens the show as usual with her energetic smile... sometimes I wonder where they got her from cause her Zulu is nothing to write home about. She introduces the couple...mind you this is an adult version of relate... for starters the couple is odd as in extremely odd... but anyway the guy Eric doesnt get erections when she tries to davaza Thembi/Thandi (forgot her name) it appears grandmother and stepmother baloya uEric when he was 2 years old "bamuthathela ubudoda bake" now I have no Idea what that means....
Thandi (lets call he that), is the current galfriend (more like a boyfriend but anyway). Thandi looks like something that was inspired by Brenda ngxoli's Home affairs character. all I saw was ama-outi ayi-two chatting to mam-Angie about their lack of sexual stumulae..... Thandi says "we have been all over the world to places like Tzaneen.... " (HUH!) and she believes ukuthi ubhuti Eric uloyiwe ngoba noma bezama kanjani akuvumi. at the same time Eric blames himself because some gal he was shagging died so he thinks it might have killed her
Them MamAngie throws the spanner in the works and tells Thandi that she is lesbian and she must stop tagging Eric along because yena uthanda amacherrie. Hawu, I ask myself ukuthi didnt Eric see ukuthi lomuntu wakhe ubukeka njenge-outie and acts like him? What really shocked me was the look on Eric's face when he was told ukuthi usisi lo athandana naye uzithandela amantombazane. he looked shocked and I was like Nigger Puleeezzzeeee!
Anyway to cut the long story short, Angie asked Thandi to bamba bamba ubhuti and then asked Eric if he felt anything, who in turn declared he felt fuckall, it felt like he was touching himself.
so Angie gives him 3 tasks one is to speak to some dude, Dunno bout what. second task to watch sex and the city, I dunno what for, third task which made sense, Eric was sent to a urologist to get checked.
Anyone watched the show, what did you think?
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