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Worst kiss

Written by Sobza from the blog ENTERTAINMENT on 28 Jul 2009
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This article is about sharing the worst kissing experiences you've ever had.

Kissing is a strange phenomenon. At it's most basic, kissing involves you and another person touching lips and exchanging gems. If you're advanced the lips part, tounges get involved and spit is swapped.

Sometimes there's biting. Kissing is perhaps the most glorious invention ever but like other wonders of the world....it can be sweet and salty....depending on the mouth you're kissing.

So bloggers:

What has been the worst kiss you've ever had that still makes you cringe when you think back on it?

Has anyone suffocated you while kissing?

How do you deal with smokers (those of you who are non-smokers)?

Here's a link to french kissing tips
Source: http://www.theromantic.com/kissing/frenchkiss.htm

Lets share the kiss........

65 Comments

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 12:41

We might learn a thing or two from each other.

GML
28 Jul 2009 12:49

At least you're trying to keep us entertained. The boredom is killing me

Havent we had an article not so long ago about kissing?

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 12:54

by Kissing gone bad

LOL
How could a kiss go bad...it should be the most amazing thing on earth.

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 12:55

Havent we had an article not so long ago about kissing?

I don't know....infact I don't care. We doin it all over again

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 12:56

@ TerryN....it can go bad, there are people who are clueless and who will make a mess of the whole thing.

Molilo
28 Jul 2009 13:01

While on kissing, can you kiss ur partner after he/she vomits?

sjura
28 Jul 2009 13:04

Am the best kisser guys,those who are clueles shud come to me for lessons.

sjura
28 Jul 2009 13:05

Oh its R10 plus vat per kiss...

Mpums
28 Jul 2009 13:06

@MOLILO - NO WAYS

Pooky
28 Jul 2009 13:06

eeeuuuuwwwwwwwwwwww Molilo.....

no u cant

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 13:08

Molilo.....I guess you've done it and now you wanna find out if others have done it as well....lol

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 13:08

@ TerryN....it can go bad

LOL...i guess i am so lucky cos i only experienced the best smooochies...LOL.

LMAO Sjura...pushing ur luck

That is so grosssssssssssss Molilo

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 13:09

lol @ sobza

Molilo
28 Jul 2009 13:15

No I have not, he vomitted and expected me to kiss him afterwards, told him he is crazy.
But again if he vomitted without me seeing him I could have done it.
Maybe I have done it bfr without knowing, LOL

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 13:16

YUCK

maud
28 Jul 2009 13:18

@molilo- i was on lunch ,i just lost my appetite. ungathi ngibaworried nje the whole day ukuthi ube dlani , he needs to brush his teeth before he kiss me, we all know that man i not like woman, we ladies we do go to the bathroom to rinse our mouth after a meal during the day, atleased mina i do, but i can say the same about the guys, so who wants to kiss someone uzogcina sewubuya nokudla bekuhleli ezinsinini.

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 13:21

YECK...MAUD im still on lunch.....:(

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 13:22

Molilo.....50% chance you might have done it.....and probably shared the gems. U need domestos I tell you

Molilo
28 Jul 2009 13:24

tl tl tl, someone once said we must just do it, once we start thinking too much we will not enjoy it.

Smilo
28 Jul 2009 13:26

Yho... I'm a good kisser (even if I say so myself)... and shame I do tell when you do it all wrong...

maud
28 Jul 2009 13:28

@Smilo- dont tell just teach the d... child.

lady gaga
28 Jul 2009 13:33

hau Sobza domestos nogal....lmaol

kiss a person who has just vomited and u witnessed it, haa NEVER!!! ngagijumelwa yi gazi...lol

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 13:34

Yho... I'm a good kisser (even if I say so myself)

Really?? @Smilo...prove it.
Try me....

Smilo
28 Jul 2009 13:42

Really TerryN... (((0)))

maud
28 Jul 2009 13:47

to TerryN and Smilo i will be the witness to that, ngizonitshela uma kukhona ohlulekayo.

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 13:53

(((0)))) Smilo

LOL maud

juic
28 Jul 2009 14:00

Kissing is over-rated people, why not get down to de real biznis?

ms.tebby
28 Jul 2009 14:05

**I am taking notes ***

Heartsbreaker
28 Jul 2009 14:09

Tjo!!!! Y'all are desperate for Entertainment.................GO BACK TO WORK Y'ALL....u are abusing your powers over your company's resources....Lol

I'm desperate myself but i can contain myself.....Lol.

Am kidding guys.......TVSA is boring these days.....even silent blogging doesn't help anymore...SOmeone better do something and sooon...

ms.tebby
28 Jul 2009 14:09

...so u guys gotta write something & not that craziness im reading up there, nxa!
sjuju, since mina nawe are friends, i must enjoy the benefits mngani wami.

maud
28 Jul 2009 14:11

you can start by running a business without creatig a company first. the real bizniss will follow.

maud
28 Jul 2009 14:16

@heartbreaker - when you do something , you are throwing yourself to be swallowed by people who are always waiting for anyone to make a mistake bese bayangwinya ephila, so this place will be like this until people realise that we are not here yo prove a point put to entertain our self .

lady gaga
28 Jul 2009 14:18

@ juic

<<Kissing is over-rated people, why not get down to de real biznis?>>

u wnt to start something ne??? sisasuthi sthandwa.a si ka lambi!!! lol

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 14:20

Kissing is over-rated people, why not get down to de real biznis?

@juic
real biznis?
which is?

odie
28 Jul 2009 14:36

this other guy kissed me for more than an hour after that my lips were so sore bathong.

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 14:37

Kissing is over-rated people, why not get down to de real biznis?

Don't even start juic...this is not about sex

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 14:45

lol odie

MaWiNiZa
28 Jul 2009 14:45

i only kiss when i am drunk otherwise i just baby kiss all the way....i hate it when people dont take care of their mouths and still expect to be kissed...sies

maud
28 Jul 2009 14:48

Haa thata Ladyg- kuphakelwe bani , sisuthi nyani sana

Lex
28 Jul 2009 14:50

Tlogelang juic,you all know that here at home,topics start innocently and always end up mdavazo direction,LOL! I have experienced a bad kisser,and he was so good looking,eish,what a waste. TDC,where are you?????

Loreal
28 Jul 2009 14:53

Havent we had an article not so long ago about kissing?
I don't know....infact I don't care. We doin it all over again LOL

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 14:55

LOL! I have experienced a bad kisser,and he was so good looking,eish,what a waste.

That's what I am talking about....we want more, ubetheni ebenomlomo ovuzayo?

mathata
28 Jul 2009 14:55

i like to kiss i dont like to be kissed,i have my own way of kissing,maybe is bad to other ppl but i think is good bcs i learn it from Amber (the bold n B) i dont do tongue thing, but decent n fabulous kiss.

some pp they smell hunger....so i dont want to deal with it.

my gran shis 103 skinny n talkative little bit of blindness,guess what i gave her a kiss like mbaa,she was like ke molomo wamang o tlhabang soo,what make me sick is that day before iwas with nyatsi,just ask yourself gore no tlhaba to which point.

so my gran told im a bad kisser,i called the nyatsi n ask him how was my kiss.

lady gaga
28 Jul 2009 15:00

lol @ maud, mngane azinye izinto ziyabekezelwa !!! lol ok not always but yeah,im happy thats what counts

cabanga nje mngane izindende ebengizikhipha lapho,zicwala ibhakede -ok ,ok let me stop!! tl tl tl tl tl tl tl

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 15:00

Hey Loreal...about bloody time u show up...:-)

maud
28 Jul 2009 15:01

you are going to tell us ne? what did your nyatsi say

lady gaga
28 Jul 2009 15:02

mathata we, ompaletse!! lmaol

ms.tebby
28 Jul 2009 15:06

I have experienced a bad kisser,and he was so good looking,eish,what a waste. TDC,where are you?????>>>was he the guy tha kissed you Lex? LOL

Lex
28 Jul 2009 15:07

Haai wena Sobza,leave me alone,I'm now having day mares thinking about it.Shoo,and phela brothers thought he was the BOW WOW!

Lex
28 Jul 2009 15:09

No ms.tebby,it's not him.

maud
28 Jul 2009 15:10

was he? sifunukwazi

JadaPinkett
28 Jul 2009 15:15

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm talking about my favourite thng phela i love kissing en let me read en learn a lot about it thanx to the writer.

Sobza
28 Jul 2009 15:15

Shoo,and phela brothers thought he was the BOW WOW!

Kissing is an art, some people are good at it, some are not. U know what....u did nothing about it Lex. You should have shown omnye umntwana if you really love him, but you did not. Shame on you....shame on you

mathata
28 Jul 2009 15:18

guys can i tell you what nyatsi said?

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 15:22

guys can i tell you what nyatsi said?

please excuse the stupid question: What is a nyatsi? mathata?

maud
28 Jul 2009 15:24

please do mathata

maud
28 Jul 2009 15:25

is the fastest animal LOL

Lex
28 Jul 2009 15:28

Sobza,teaching that one would have been a fruitless exercise,he was beyond redemption,LOL!
mathata,what did your nyatsi say?

TerryN
28 Jul 2009 15:29

:-( maud...yah right!!!

dali
28 Jul 2009 15:31

i've neva really experienced de worst kiss, i jst hear ma frends toking about it, im not saying im the best kisser like sju, but im not bad @ all! dis frend of mine hates kissing cause she says she's neva exprience a great kiss!lol

mathata
28 Jul 2009 15:38

nyatsi is amakwapheni.

he said kwa kwa kwa,hei your gran.

i was like how was my kissing?he said im driving!

Lex
28 Jul 2009 16:00

and what did you conclude mathata?

babetm
28 Jul 2009 16:39

i'll come back and read

mathata
28 Jul 2009 16:45

LEX,it was winter what can you say...old lady was honest with me.

nyatsi he said if it was bad he will biatcha on me,but last time when i saw him i did make sure i win him with the kiss

Sobza
30 Jul 2010 12:47

Anyone for a kiss.....maybe we should start our own TVSA Kissathon and get dirty just for the fun of it. What do you guys think?

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