I am at my wits end, pondering new ideas to make money has never proved to be so tedious. I'm spending too much time,energy and resources trying to involve myself in lucrative investments. Which all in the end turn out to be self-defeating; I'm left no closer to a possible solution, drained and demoralized. I have literally become a liability to myself. Don't believe? I'll explain...
Firstly, I can bearly afford my own up-keep. My hair is one of my biggest expenses, the monthly styling, treatment, weaves and so on are chunking at my budget. I've aslo had to settle to a monthly manicure and fill in's. As if thats not enough, I have to stick with one scent at a time. The list is endless, I have sunk to dire poverty.
Secondly, I have been forced into an unthinkable diet, I'm actually better off eating saw dust, atleast the only good that will come of this is me looking Lindsay. She was smart enough to know the recession look would be 'en vouge'!
Thirdly, I haven't had a goodnights sleep with Creditors banging my at my door. The vultures are already circling after missing one payment, well maybe two. But seriously, this would be a good time for a golden goose.
So there you have it I'm as broke as hell, malnurished, and smell like last years debt. Where to from here, I'm cutting my hair, eating porrigr for breakfast, and using swankie deodorant. I need every penny that comes my way.