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Funny Quotes!!!

Written by Loreal from the blog Celebrities Without Make Up on 27 Aug 2009
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Stupid Quotes!!!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Is there any stupid quote you would like to share with US??

44 Comments

Ms personality
28 Sep 2009 13:20

IS YOUR NAME GILLETE COZ YOU ARE A BEST MAN CAN GET ............AGH

Nokia 5110
28 Sep 2009 13:24

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

J-Girl
28 Sep 2009 13:27

Ms P that sounds more like a lame pickup line though

Nokia 5110
28 Sep 2009 13:30

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:48

i don't mind going to work but that 8 hr wait to go home is a bit**

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:48

i'd tell you to go to hell but i work there and i don't want to see you every day

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:49

i have kleptamania but when it's bad i take something for it

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:49

suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:50

my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also, my short term memory's not as sharp as it used to be

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:51

a bartender is just a pharmacist with a lmited inventory

the statement below is true
the statement above is false

i may be schizophrenic, but at least i have each other

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:52

i am a nobody
nobody is perfect
therefore i am perfect

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:52

Money isn’t everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:53

Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:53

Don’t sweat the petty things.
Don’t pet the sweaty things.

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:53

i want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

KeleFabulous
28 Sep 2009 13:54

happy monday y'all!!!

lady gaga
28 Sep 2009 13:58

it surely is KeleFabulous.....................lol i see u r on fire!

maud
28 Sep 2009 13:59

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours

Make crime pay - become a lawyer

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

maud
28 Sep 2009 14:01

you know Ladg- i did not notice that Kelefab- is the one with all these reply,
@Kelef bring it on

maud
28 Sep 2009 14:02

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

maud
28 Sep 2009 14:03

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

maud
28 Sep 2009 14:05

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

lady gaga
28 Sep 2009 14:05

maud u are also on fire gal.................lol

maud
28 Sep 2009 14:06

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend

maud
28 Sep 2009 14:08

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

maud
28 Sep 2009 14:09

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new

Phikza
28 Sep 2009 14:27

If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.

Phikza
28 Sep 2009 14:30

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

andi01
28 Sep 2009 14:49

I may not be the hottest chick in Town, but mafacka please, im the only one flirting with your ass

andi01
28 Sep 2009 14:51

Good girls go to heaven
Bad girl go everywhere

felfel
28 Sep 2009 15:32

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

* Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

* When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

* The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

* Born free, taxed to death.

* Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

* Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

* Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking

* If you can't convince them, confuse them.

* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock

* To Err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.

* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

* The road to success.... It is always under construction.

* All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else!!

mathata
28 Sep 2009 15:57

in the land of the blind,the man with d one eye is a king(shit**)

J-Girl
28 Sep 2009 16:08

Strue mathata strue...
alla these are very funny

maud
28 Sep 2009 16:10

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

mathata
28 Sep 2009 16:15

ears they dont work until d tongue expired(when you argue with foolish person)

i enjoy Quotes like hell.

maud
28 Sep 2009 16:16

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

mathata
28 Sep 2009 16:22

professional is someone who does their best even if they dont feel like(nannys,helpers.

have you seen those guys who sell fruits on the road...they stand right on top of the white line......thats professional.

Those day when Brown shuga write blog every monday....it was a must......that was professional

maud
28 Sep 2009 16:26

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlike

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

maud
28 Sep 2009 16:26

found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

maud
28 Sep 2009 16:27

goodbye lovely people

mathata
28 Sep 2009 16:32

oh maud you make me cry.

characters shows even in the dark,its impossible to think well of yourself if you are dishonest(your heart can be your enemy it knows you than anyone)

Brown Shuga
28 Sep 2009 19:00

Hello Mathata, how are you doing?

maud
29 Sep 2009 11:06

hi Brown Shuga, lekker skaars

cuz-cuz
29 Sep 2009 16:11

Men fall inlove wid der eyes...... WOMEN fall inluv wid der ears............ MEN tend 2 be blinded by beauty ..,....W0MEN tend 2 be deaf by lies...................... What ever u wll be using ...Lav has n0 logic at all........ At d end it stlll d heart desire

not funny but i belive it true

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